#dont even try
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toxic yuri? shotgunshipping. doomed yaoi? chainshipping. toxic yaoi? are you kidding? its coffinshipping. but where is doomed yuri? where is it you may ask? you fool. its john kramer and jill tuck
#no criticism on this take#at all#dont even try#saw#sawposting#saw franchise#chainshipping#lawrence gordon#adam stanheight#adam faulkner stanheight#mark hoffman#amanda young#peter strahm#lynn denlon#shotgunshipping#coffinshipping#jill tuck#john kramer
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It’s a pride month and that means, its my time to do silly little headcanons
I also cant decide which fandom im in so sorry for the mess of me suddenly appearing and drawing to diffrent stuff. Oops. It will happen again. For now have my asexual Dante bc this man killed sex, he’s better then it. Not like his brother. Loser
#devil may cry#devil may cry shitpost#devil may cry fanart#dante#ace pride#queer pride#pride month#asexuel#asexual Dante#art#fanart#this man is asexual#thats my headcanon#thats my ace icon#you cannot fight me with that#dont even try#sobs#i love him
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Wednesday: "Is she safe?"
*Thing jumps in front of Xavier before any spilling any bullshit*
Thing: *signs* "Enid is fine. She was just very upset what happened. I'm sure she will be in to see you soon"
#istg#xavier#dont even try#thing#is there#so he can't even#try any bullshit#thank god for thing#always looking out for#wenclair#xavier thorpe#wednesday#wednesday addams#wenclair cult
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how is that freudian 😭
freud was the one that pooled sources on psychosomatic experiences in dreams and literally wrote it in the interpretation of dreams... including references to the way latent dream thought is impacted by noises or movement on/around the sleeping body.
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The PEAK of 92esies is Hard Times, Low Times, and no one can change my mind
#newsies#92sies#newsies musical#dont even try#do i need to speak about medda#medda larkin#like look at that whole scene#just dont get me started#medda larkson
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And if anyone wants to send me anons saying "You should see where they're coming from," No I fucking don't, I will block you too.
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Potential Fic Idea?
If any of you are here from my AO3, you'll know I already have a fic in progress. With recent personal struggles, both regarding family and my mental health, I haven't been able to work on it as much. Mainly because it's hard to get motivated AND use my brain for it at the same time with how much is going on.
While working though I thought of a pretty easy AU idea that I could work on if I'm having a writer's block with my main fic series at the moment. It doesn't help either that I am just, not able to make any progress or any writing period with how difficult it can be at times. (I KNOW I'VE ONLY DONE ONE CHAPTER BUT MY LIFE IS CONSTANTLY HECTIC, FORGIVE ME)
It'd be just a simple high school AU with the YHS characters and some of Hermitcraft involved too. The catch? IT'S A NORMAL HIGHSCHOOL EXPERIENCE. WOWZA, I KNOW. I've already got tons of ideas and it'd be more light-hearted and silly, giving me more room to just pump out something I think would fit the trio rather than "how do I make this bird and his childhood friend angsty but also gay" and sitting on a doc for three hours after only a few hundred words on a draft.
I have some characterization details jotted down already and will probably just work on this whenever I have the time! (Probably not helping myself by making ANOTHER fic, but it'd be something fun in the free time I get before and after work)
#yhs fanfic#yhs#yandere high school#fanfiction#yhs grian#yhs taurtis#yhs sam#ao3 writer#they're all gonna be autistic btw#you cant escape their autistic swag#dont even try#might make the trio a qpr#grian and taurtis are more physically aff#sam and taurtis just hold hands a lot and have a deep bond from being childhood friends#sam and grian arent as touchy feely but sometimes cuddle together when reading or studying#sometimes kiss but its very casual#listen you cant tell me these three WOULDNT be in a fucking qpr
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Shout out to all tall subby girls that present an intimidating exterior. Tall cold butch women are so cute when they melt to your teasing. ( Definitely not talking about myself btw .... Definitely not)
Ok uhm EXCUSE ME where did this notion that tall women cannot be cute or subby come from???
Hello????????
Like okay, I guess that's one way to tell me you've never tried winking at a tall girl and seen her get all red and weak in the knees while going "fshhffjfdsddhd" while frantically trying to hide behind one of her shorter friends cause that shit is the cutest, most adorable thing in the world🥺
#im not subby at all#dont even try#really#....#>w<#stop it#subby girls#tall girls#love being subby#but for real#talk to me#im not that intimidating
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Listen man, you guys can't be like "you guys need to be normal about asexuality" and then turn around and get weirdly judgemental when you find out someone doesn't have sex by choice. Like that's weird that some of you do that.
#like I love sex im glad we're hyping it up#but also genuinely some of you have got to learn how to be normal around people who dont want to have sex#even if you're not talking about asexuality when you say stuff like that you're still being a weirdass#im not ace myself but i keep seeing posts that come across like they're taking it personally that other people don't want to have sex#it sounds like theyre trying to prove something to someone
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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A lot of Christians I've met are hateful¹ but that is not following your scripture, or what Jesus would want.
Wasn't Jesus' entire thing was to be accepting of everyone²? he died for your sins, can't you accept his ways and show compassion to everyone despite what other things the bible may say?
I feel, it's important to mention that the bible isn't even directly God's word, it was written by man, and man cannot be perfect. The bible has a good amount of contradictions³, it is not a book of rules, more a guideline, we should follow the main ideas it teaches.
The bible condemns a lot of things⁴ which followers seem to ignore, so why not ignoring the condemning of homosexuality? There is no good excuse for bigotry, nobody should be using their beliefs to be hateful to others.
¹In my personal experience, a lot of Christians I have encountered have held a lot of hate in their heart, one side of my family is Christian (white side) they hold biases against some groups of people for no apparent reason outside of racism, I know that there are nice Christians, I know some nice Christians, but it's just drowned out by all the bad.
²Matthew 9:10-17, Mark 2:15-22, and Luke 5:29-39: The Pharisee rebuke Jesus for eating with sinners, to which Jesus responds, "It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick." Jesus shows mercy as opposed to self-righteous judgment.
Luke 6:35 Jesus said, “Love your enemies, and do good, and lend, expecting nothing in return, and your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, for he is kind to the ungrateful and the evil”
³Example: Genesis chapter 1 says the first man and woman were made at the same time, and after the animals. But Genesis chapter 2 gives a different order of creation: man, then the animals, and then woman.
⁴Examples:
- no eating pig, rabbit, camel, shellfish, lobster, clams, oysters, urchins, fat, blood, certain birds, ect. (Leviticus 11:4, 11:10, 3:17, 11:13-20)
- no mixed fabrics (Leviticus 19:19)
- no short hair (Leviticus 19:27)
- no grudges (Leviticus 19:18)
- if you cheat you go to hell (Leviticus 20:10)
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All of this to say, don't use Christianity to be an asshole or I'll find you xx
#infodump#christianity#im not Christian#jesus christ#the bible#bible verses#guys the bible cannot be taken literally anymore given the context of the world we live in/what we know#stop taking the bible literally!!!#i dont hate Christians dont even start with me right now#if you try to fight with me you are wrong#dont even try#i wont respond to people arguing with this ill just block you#side note: im wasian so thats what i mean by “white side” (other side is SEA)#man cannot be perfect
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how does us politics affect places outside the us? you guys are obsessed with us
i think if you cracked open your skull there would just be a bunch of cotton wool in there
#anon#dont get me started girl u might as well just leave it alone#like u dont have the comprehension levels needed to even approach this subject productively#and im too tired to even try lol#ask chloe
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it's election season
#was trying to link all of their blogs for propaganda but half of them dont exist anymore rip#im going to be so honest#i was mad when mop won sdfkjdf but at this point i dont even remember who i actually voted for#mine
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im certain someone else has asked this but i am Curious
#dont even care if you rb i just love Polls#for me its ideas! when im not doing a commission#have really been struggling to be 'good enough' these days#trying to use my sketchbook more so that i dont get hung up on perfection
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Friendly Reminder: If you lie about who you are as a person to me I won't hesitate to block you and make a callout post on you. Don't test me.
#friendly reminder#dont lie#to me#i don't like it#dont even try#text only#post#vent blog#vent ish#i guess#don't test me#blog post#tumblr blog#blog
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if you are informed that a woman has a dick and your first thought it "wow i must be bi!" you think trans women are men. why the fuck are people defending trap jokes in 2024.
#raven.txt#i dont even know why i try anymore. theres no fucking point#no matter how much we talk about transmisogyny no matter how much proof there is thats is fucking real no one will ever listen
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