#dont even try

[illusory-scripted]

toxic yuri? shotgunshipping. doomed yaoi? chainshipping. toxic yaoi? are you kidding? its coffinshipping. but where is doomed yuri? where is it you may ask? you fool. its john kramer and jill tuck

[dramazaur]

It’s a pride month and that means, its my time to do silly little headcanons

I also cant decide which fandom im in so sorry for the mess of me suddenly appearing and drawing to diffrent stuff. Oops. It will happen again. For now have my asexual Dante bc this man killed sex, he’s better then it. Not like his brother. Loser

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: "Is she safe?"

*Thing jumps in front of Xavier before any spilling any bullshit*

Thing: *signs* "Enid is fine. She was just very upset what happened. I'm sure she will be in to see you soon"

[1892]

how is that freudian 😭

freud was the one that pooled sources on psychosomatic experiences in dreams and literally wrote it in the interpretation of dreams... including references to the way latent dream thought is impacted by noises or movement on/around the sleeping body.

[thatoneandlonelyemo2005]

The PEAK of 92esies is Hard Times, Low Times, and no one can change my mind

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

And if anyone wants to send me anons saying "You should see where they're coming from," No I fucking don't, I will block you too.

[hexjulia]

i don't even know what to say. Apparently my brother has been sending doja cat (singer) recipe links as instagram dms for literal YEARS now because he doesn't know an easy way to bookmark them in the app. Which led to an attempt to save recipes by just linking them to celebrities who he assumes aren't checking their dms anyways. this lifehack got him blocked by mac demarco and lorde however. Doja never blocked or responded so he just continued to use her inbox to save insta recipes. FOR YEARS.

[stemmmm]

more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great

[mrtequilasunset]

Listen man, you guys can't be like "you guys need to be normal about asexuality" and then turn around and get weirdly judgemental when you find out someone doesn't have sex by choice. Like that's weird that some of you do that.

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[sharks-sharks-sharks]

A lot of Christians I've met are hateful¹ but that is not following your scripture, or what Jesus would want.

Wasn't Jesus' entire thing was to be accepting of everyone²? he died for your sins, can't you accept his ways and show compassion to everyone despite what other things the bible may say?

I feel, it's important to mention that the bible isn't even directly God's word, it was written by man, and man cannot be perfect. The bible has a good amount of contradictions³, it is not a book of rules, more a guideline, we should follow the main ideas it teaches.

The bible condemns a lot of things⁴ which followers seem to ignore, so why not ignoring the condemning of homosexuality? There is no good excuse for bigotry, nobody should be using their beliefs to be hateful to others.

¹In my personal experience, a lot of Christians I have encountered have held a lot of hate in their heart, one side of my family is Christian (white side) they hold biases against some groups of people for no apparent reason outside of racism, I know that there are nice Christians, I know some nice Christians, but it's just drowned out by all the bad.

²Matthew 9:10-17, Mark 2:15-22, and Luke 5:29-39: The Pharisee rebuke Jesus for eating with sinners, to which Jesus responds, "It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick." Jesus shows mercy as opposed to self-righteous judgment.

Luke 6:35 Jesus said, “Love your enemies, and do good, and lend, expecting nothing in return, and your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, for he is kind to the ungrateful and the evil”

³Example: Genesis chapter 1 says the first man and woman were made at the same time, and after the animals. But Genesis chapter 2 gives a different order of creation: man, then the animals, and then woman.

⁴Examples:

- no eating pig, rabbit, camel, shellfish, lobster, clams, oysters, urchins, fat, blood, certain birds, ect. (Leviticus 11:4, 11:10, 3:17, 11:13-20)

- no mixed fabrics (Leviticus 19:19)

- no short hair (Leviticus 19:27)

- no grudges (Leviticus 19:18)

- if you cheat you go to hell (Leviticus 20:10)

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All of this to say, don't use Christianity to be an asshole or I'll find you xx

[fairycosmos]

how does us politics affect places outside the us? you guys are obsessed with us

i think if you cracked open your skull there would just be a bunch of cotton wool in there

[j-esbian]

it's election season

[hinamie]

big fan of panels where they look like they wld beat me up

[sadagios]

double victory, was it? (it doesn't feel like one)

i saw a post about 3L!Grian meeting SL!Scar, but since SL!scar never died i figured he can't see any of the winners nor join them before the next session, and they appear before him as shadows. also, i thought 3L!Grian would be really happy to see a scenario where scar didnt die by his hand and actually won.

❀ bonus sketch ☘

[i-am-the-egg-to-rule-all-eggs]

-M1126 STRYKER, courtesy of Wikipedia.

This is one of the most popular APCs that the U.S military uses. It can carry 10-11 people. It is resistant up to 14.5 mm, and is usually armed with a M2 Browning machine gun chambered in .50 BMG, and a grenade launcher (or a standard M240 chambered in 7.52 caliber). It's not a tank, but it's pretty damn close

- Tesla Cybertruck, also courtesy of Wikipedia.

It's got no armor to speak of, and the only armament seems to be the possibility that the thing could blow up, if we look at the manufacturers' track record. It holds 4 people.

Fun tidbit from research: