#dont do shit like this
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I lied about my age to get into a Will Wood concert. I waltzed into that concert at the age of 15 pretending to be 18 and my dad only went with it because he had already bought the tickets and he was going to get his money's worth
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#anon you better pray Will doesn’t find out abt this account and see this confession#I’m not gonna sit here and pretend I didn’t do something similar tho#it wasn’t a Will wood show (since I only got into his stuff during April this year and that was when he already stopped doing live shows 💔)#but my older sister (who was already 18+ at the time) helped me sneak into an 18+ event#dw it wasn’t anything absolutely ns/fw or something it was just some random ass concert#edit: btw I just remembered the concert was 18+ but it was also 14+ with an adult#I was 13 at the time so it still wasn’t really a good idea for me to be there#definitely wasnt our proudest moment - i dont even remember most of it and i wasnt even a fan of that band#i guess where im going with this is just#dont do shit like this#will wood confessions#ww confessions 130 - 139#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#wwattw#wwatt#wii woo#wee woo
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Dick : Jasons been more, relaxed lately. It's unsettling.
Tim : Yeah, I've started spiking his water with mood stabilizers.
Dick : What
Tim : I've been thinking of doing it to the wider gotham water supply. Think about the crime rates.
#Im ngl. him disappearing in comics just to reappear and do wacky insane shit feels like hes going through the mother of all manic episodes#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#tim does not want to watch Jason put the batsuit on and try to convince some other poor soul to be his robin#red hood#batfam#CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG I DONT HAVE FAMILY / FRIENDS WITH MANIC EPISODES
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you idiots need to stop saying versions of "only white people hate a pseudoscience that categorises people based on the position of the stars" how are you unironically assigning whiteness to critiques of astrology. was it whiteness when activist narendra dabholkar opposed superstition to the extent that it got him fucking murdered? do you think he opposed astrology because he was just one of those westernised guys? you think only white people oppose biological determinism? fuck off with the benevolent racism
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#vagueposting#anti astrology#india#ਰੇ��ਾ#you dumbfucks dont do us any favours when yall say shit like this#“oH aStRoLoGy Is FoR tHe MaRgInAlIsEd AnD tHe FeMmEs” me when i lie
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Every time that the stakes are now So So So high in Doctor Who I'm like. Congratulations to Fourteen for well and truly fucking off. His ass is NOT dealing with death gods his ass is trying to get rid of the spider mites on the basil
#doctor who#it's so funny. to be clear i dont want him to show up. it's just so goddamn funny to be like theres another doctor out there#and he is not doing SHIT#other! peoples! problemssss!!!!#meanwhile fifteen is like hey. im doin real bad :)#what if the doctor just keeps bigenerating to go retire with donna. fifteen is like im out sixteen this is your problem now
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for what it's worth, i was telling the truth when I said I enjoyed working with you
#parkour civilization#parkour civilization fanart#parkciv#evbo#seawatt#seavbo#minecraft#minecraft art#holy shit#this prompt struck me like a thunder bruh#i knew i HAD to immediately open ibispaint again#seavbo art after another it just never stops#doomed toxic yaoi givin me the best shit ever hell yeah!!!!!!#original mizisua album cover in da twitter link!!!#god i love doomed pairings you dont understand#yeah my evbo has eyeliner or something idk#hope im one of the first to do this heheh#is that sweat or tears?
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the horrors of having a crush
#im aroace i dont know shit abt the horrors#when i date ppl i start acting like boomers who hate their wives so! what do i know😝#bro im not the problem trust me. u wouldnt last an hour with my ex.-taylor swift#mine#mp100#mob psycho 100#mob#shigeo kageyama
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lonely
#homestuck#hom3stuck#home24uck#home2t4ck#dirk strider#lil cal#admin draws#fanart#do you ever think about cal is the only company he had for. a while#it was an empty cal. but i dont know if that makes it worse actually#and then fate just said nope you gotta drop him into the depthy. srry not sorry. fu.#im posting shit so out of order my god. this has been up on twt for like a few days now.#drawing solkats rn so i might post that next regardless of whar else i drew lel
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saw this and was reminded of them
#dont really like this one though lol#godddd#achilles watching them do this shit like once a day from his little corner#hes on his last legs chat#my artwork#art#sketch#hades game#hades supergiant#hades fanart#thanatos#zagreus#thanzag#incorrect quotes
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so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.
and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.
...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.
see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.
while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.
especially if the president of the united states is on board.
yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.
and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."
but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.
...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.
not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.
yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.
but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire
#kai rambles#so like#i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like#i dont really care for warships#i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them#apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod#or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter#like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED#but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water#william d porter#uss william d porter#ww2#world war 2#world war ii#warships#again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny#uss iowa#fdr#franklin d. roosevelt#this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck#shipposting
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shoutout to people who don't have a "before" the trauma.
shoutout to people who don't have any sweet or nostalgic childhood memories. to people who don't remember enough of their childhood to know what the before was like. to people who lost their innocence before they ever learned the word for it. to people whose pasts were too painful to keep around in any form. to people who only knew trauma, and don't have an idea of what life would be like without it. to people who can't long for "the better days" because there weren't any.
you deserve a good future. i hope it's there for you soon.
#trauma#ptsd#childhood trauma#sorry just. feeling shitty about not having a past anymore#and please i'm so tired please for the love of god don't tag this with self deprecating shit like 'but i dont deserve anything'#you're only feeding into your mental health getting worse and you're using other peoples attempted positivity to do it#its just mean to both you and the op
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in the one (1) month since i watched death note for the first time i sure have been doing a fucking posting
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#death note#rookposting#lawlight#light yagami#l lawliet#i was like oh.. i should crosspost some of my dn shit to tumblr but idk if ive made enough posts to do a comp.#(searches for one second) ah fuck#shoutout to the lovely people who made appearances in this compilation by helping me#hope yall dont mind#by the way im also a pisces bitch so im allowed to say that about him.
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gravity falls x the night of the hunter (1955)
#the latest in my series of crossovers between nerd shit and oldass movies!#gravity falls#bill cipher#dipper pines#mabel pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#billford#the night of the hunter#crossover#art tag#i am sorry about classic skinny blond humanbill. but it is how i think he would look in this setting#i dont think he would have one designated human form it would depend on where he was and what he was doing#oh also i actually started doing these in like. may. and then i got distracted#and finally finished them just now lol#OH ALSO gfalls fandom watch this movie please its sooooo good#and i hope im not misremembering but im p sure it was the inspiration for bipper's design
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i do get why people are going so hard in on reminding each other that depicting something bad in fiction isn't the same as endorsing that thing. but also i feel like that's a talking point that cedes a lot of ground i'm not willing to cede re: the right to engage with works that do endorse a bunch of bigoted or harmful shit. interacting with a work of fiction that wholeheartedly espouses a worldview you do not agree with isn't a trojan horse that injects hitler particles into your bloodstream or something. like sometimes you read a book and your main takeaway is 'wow this author thinks women are cattle' or something along those lines and nothing about the process of having read that book has in any way damaged your moral integrity. it's fine! it's fine. you can learn a lot about yourself by reading shit that's hostile to your worldview.
#maybe that's not the kind of fiction you want to see people Doing Fandom About#but i just dont like discussions about art that presume the only way to engage with it is by Doing Fandom Shit#Turning reblogs off on this one because I don't want to read any more tag essays#By people jerking themselves off a out how much media literacy and critical thinking skills they have
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if homestuck was trolls.....
#homestuck#homestuck au#species swap#oddities&curiosities#wanted to make a trollswap thingy bcs most of them are underwhelming for me#especially when they dont even give them fun names they just name them shit like jaayde harley or whatever#pls do ask me abt them i think theyre funny :]
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i dont think fandom people who only think about male characters and only create content for male characters are like horrible misogynists but i do think they often have some shit they need to unpack. like how can you , for example, play life is strange and the only thing you come away with from that is you want nathan and warren to fuck nasty. how can you watch birds of prey, and the only thing you come away with from that is you want roman and victor to fuck nasty......... like idk! idk! i just find it strange especially when people will engage with media Specifically about women and then put no effort in to empathize or care about them, sometimes even going far enough to say they HATE the female characters and that theyre bitches... IDK!!!!
#text#and yes i still do find it questionable when people engage with shit like idk bg3 and dont give a fuck about any female characters but#bop and lis for example are sooooo women centric and specifically about womens suffering and struggles.....#and people just come away from that wanting to see the boys do yaoi... its weird! its weird as hell!
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wish abled people would understand fluctuating disabilities more. i told my boss my knee was better today than friday and she's like "I'm glad it's slowly getting better" but it's not Getting Better, it's just having a good day (and tbh it's worse now than it was when I said that) and tomorrow it'll probably be unable to bear my weight again. like. stop thinking of these things as a straight line progression because they're not and I'm tired to having to explain every bad day like it's some bigass new problem when it's just. the nature of these things
#i also wish adobe acrobat would stop freezing on me because it's like the whole reason i came in today#bc i dont have acrobat at home#and it's being so shit I can't actually do any work#painblogging#disability
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