#dont break the old man's back Angel!

[goldenshornyjail]

MAGIC, Baby~: Chaggie & Huskerdust

Hazbins: *all gathered around for weekly movie night*

Vaggie: (dead inside) Who's idea was it to watch "Magic Mike"?

Charlie: (peeking through her fingers) Angel.....

Husk: ...... (tilts his head to the side) How does that bastard not break his back doin' that?

Vaggie: (helps Charlie cover her eyes) Angel, what the fuck?

Angel: What? It's still better than the local parody, "Magic Dyke". That's just a bunch of-

Vaggie: Don't finish that sentence. We don't need to be canceled.

Angel: (rolls his eyes) Fiiiiiine.....

Hazbins: (watch a dancer back into a woman aying on her back, hook his legs on hers, and flip her over so she's belly down and he grinds on her ass)

Niffty: OooOoOOoooOOOOoOoooOoh~

Vaggie: Niffty, no. Besides, that can't be an actual move.

Angel: Oh, I guarantee it is! (Smirks with a glint in his gold tooth) Wanna make a bet?

Vaggie: No.

Angel: Aw, come on, Ol' Featherduster. If you win, I won't make a single horny comment for a week. I win, you gotta buy me that new Sex Delux Blaster 5000.

Vaggie: ...........What is it?

Angel: See who can bust that move better! You or me. You're a dancer. You should be able to manage. You can use Charlie, and I got Husk.

Charlie & Husk: Excuse me. What, now?

Vaggie: Hmmmm.... (glances at a blushing Charlie and smirks) Psh! Too easy. You're on.

Angel: (claps his hands together and rubs the palms) Ooohohooooo! This is gonna be good!

*Cut to Vaggie and Angel sitting on all fours on the floor with Charlie and Husk laying on their backs behind them. Husk is draining a bottle of whiskey while Charlie blushes to the point of being faint and covers her face in her hands.*

Charlie: I-I'm supposed to be setting a good example here!!!!

Angel: You're bonding with your clients, Toots! (To Vaggie) Ready, bitch.

Vaggie: Get ready to plaster duct tape to your mouth for a week.

Angel: Ha! Yeah. Right. Cherri, you and Niffty are the judges with Al as the tie breaker! Ready?

Cherri: You bet! (Pulls up camera) Aaaaaand..... GO!!!

*Angel and Vaggie slide back seamlessly, hook their legs under their prospective partner's knee, and whirl them over onto their bellies. Angel grinds against Husk's ass and pulls on his wings. Vaggie grinds against Charlie's ass, drags her nails upper girlfriend’s clothed back, grabs a fistful of blonde hair from the back, and pulls back.*

Husk: (eyes widen in pain and his pupils change sizes as his spine cracks and pops like a glowstick) FUCK!!! YOU BROKE MY BACK!!!

Charlie: (hearts in her eyes as she blushes and drools, her horns and tail spring into existence as she keens into a moan) FUCK!!! PLEASE, BREAK MY BACK!!!

Alastor: ............................ (walks away in tired asexual)

[itsruki]

Corruped by the grim reaper

Dom!Older!Hanma x Sub!Innocent!Younger!reader

MDNI! MINORS DO NOT READ!

Masterlist:

a/n: so uhm.....I finally did it.....friends I am not sure if I like it...BUT I TRIED

synopsis: Hanma is in a relationship with Y/N, who is an innocent Model Student. He is older and takes advantage of her inexperience

Trigger warnings: afab-reader , mentions of unprotected sex, fingering, Oral M/F, older person taking advantage of younger person, mating press, petnames: Doll, Doll Face, Baby Doll, Princess, Baby

word count: 3601

You knew Hanma was bad news. You are aware. A part of you wishes for you to rub off on him and become a functioning member of society; the other part loves how deranged he is. He was almost double your age. With your tender 18 years, he really shouldn't be with you. Sometimes you question why? Even though you know the answer: You are untouched. You are untainted. An innocent angel, for him to corrupt. You are the picture-perfect girl. Rich parents, youngest daughter, top of her class, honor students, a full scholarship already waiting for you, head of the whole student body. You are the shining image of a model person, and that's what he wants to break. He wants to ruin you. 

He was a patient man. He didn't need to rush it. Not only that, but he knew you would fall for him and become his little play thing. "Open your window, doll." he texted you at 2 a.m. He knew you were up all night studying. You stood up and opened your window, just to see him waiting in front of it. "Shu, why are you here?" you told him you would be busy for the day, so you pouted a little as you were looking at him. He climbed into the room through the window and stretched. "Is a man not allowed to come see his girlfriend~?" that made you blush. He knew what he would have to say to wrap you around his finger. "I-I told you, though, I'm studying!" you responded. He is just so distracting.

You didn't even know how you two ended up dating. You met him at a club. It was your first night going out since you just turned 18. Your best friend has pestered you about going for weeks until you finally budged. While being there, she ditched you to dance with a guy. You were trying to just sit by the bar and wait for a while, hoping she might come back. A little later, a man approached you. First, he just asked you if you would want a drink, which you declined politely. After that, the man became more and more agitated, until he tried to grab you by the arm and drag you away. That's when Hanma showed up. He grabbed him by the back of his neck while asking "I see, someone wants to play a game~♡" The man looked at him in shock. It was almost as if he knew who Hanma was. Hanma had this charming yet somehow threatening smile. It felt as if he was enjoying the encounter, as if he liked picking a fight. The man apologized profusely before leaving the scene. You bowed down and said "Thank you for your help, Sir" Something in his eyes sparked. "You are quite the polite one, doll~♡" you blushed, and his smirk grew. He was defenrly older, you could tell. "Would you mind if I sit next to you, doll~?" You shook your head and gestured for him to sit. After he sat, he smirked at you and began a conversation. "So, you seem like quite the young lady~. Are you even old enough to be here~?" Again, you blushed. You looked at your hands that are on the counter of the bar and nodded "uhm, I'm 18." he giggled, and God, his giggling was so hot. It was this....dark and raspy sound... "so you are a full blown adult now, huh~? You have to be careful, little lamb or a wolf will come and try to eat you up~♡" It didn't sound like a warning....more like a threat...or a promise. "T-thank you for your concern Sir." you stuttered. Again he chuckled "Dont call me that. It makes me feel old! My name is Hanma. Shuji Hanma....and yours, doll~?" he tilted his head and gave you a taunting half smile. "U-uhm.... Y-Y/N L/N" He makes a long hmmm sound as a response "I like doll more....you wouldn't mind me calling you that, right doll~?" It was less of a question and more of a statement, as if he had already made up his mind about that. "Do you have a boyfriend, dollface~?" you shook your head "No. No, I do not." he chuckled again, this time darker. A shiver running down your spine. "Well, isn't that my lucky day~?"

After that night, you and Hanma started to see each other regularly. A couple of months later, you two became a couple. At first, the large age difference really bothered you, but at this point, you don't care anymore. You keep it a secret from your parents, but that's only to not worry them. They want you to focus on your academics.

So far, nothing physical has happened between you two. He stole some kisses from you and touched your hip here and there, but it seemed like he was trying to be respectful. He is 27 after all. He wouldn't want to take advantage of you.........right?

He dropped himself on your bed and yawned.  "I won't stop you from studying, doll~. I just came to see my girl~. Go on; I will be completely quiet~." You gave him a skeptical look, but he just gave you a juvenile smirk. You walked back to your desk and began to work on your studies. The whole time, you felt his eyes lingering on you. It made focusing so unbearably hard. You felt your blood rush into your core as you desperately tried to distract yourself with the global economic impact of the French Revolution.

While stuck in your not-so-pure thoughts, you felt his hands on your shoulders and stiffened up. He chuckled, "You seem tense~. Care for a massage, doll~?" you blushed and slowly nodded. He began to massage your shoulders. His strong hands were just the right amount of firm. In the corner of your eye, you see his tattoos on his hands: "Sin" and "punishment". Your brain wandered again....asking yourself what it felt like around your neck. You shook your head to throw out that thought, but then you heard his voice, right behind your ear, "´something bothering you, doll~?" A shiver ran down your spine as a small gasp escaped your mouth. "N-no. . I....I'm okay." He was so close that you could smell his scent. It's a mixture of cologne and his natural smell. It's deep, earthy and manly....your breathing becomes more and more deep. You try to center yourself. Your body is working against you. Hanma turned the chair around and looked into your eyes. He was towering over your tiny body. "I think it's time for a break, doll~. How about we give you a proper massage~?♡" he gave you a mischievous grin, and you blushed some more "W-what do you mean?" he chuckled. "I mean, you should undress and lay on the bed, so I can help you relax, doll face~" your face turned darker "U-u-undress?!" you almost shouted before realizing what time it is and keeping it down. "Don't worry, doll face~. I will really only massage you~. You know how I always say, I will only go further if you ask me, yourself~" That was true. Hanma always told you that. You have to explicitly ask for his affection. Kisses included. You gave it some thought before you nodded. "B-but you have to turn around until I lay on my bed!" he chuckled again. He finds it incredibly attractive how shy you were.

He turns to the wall as you slowly take off your PJ shorts and your shirt. You revealed a simple white bra with a little lace and a few ribbons. It encapsulated so well, what kind of a timid, innocent angel you are. He would obviously sneak some glances at you, unknown to you, of course. You turned around, seeing he was still facing away, before slowly unhooking your bra. Then you walked over to your bed and layed down on your stomach. "D-done." you whispered, and you heard a chuckle as a response. He walked over and climbed on top of you, kneeling only a little lower than your ass. He would only grace your back with the tip of his fingers first, causing your body to respond with goosebumps. "Do you want to start, doll~?" You blushed and then nodded. He chuckled as a respons "use your words, beautiful~" You cleared your throat before answering "y-yes...we can begin..." First, he resumed to firmly massage your neck and shoulders. You gave out some moans, it looked like you were actually pretty tensed up. Then his hands slowly lowered over your back. "Your skin is so smooth, doll~. Makes me want to just eat you up~.♡" You blushed but kept your face buried in your pillow. As he went over your back, he also massaged the sides of it, almost accidentally touching the sides of your breasts as well. A small whimper was escaping your mouth. He doesn't comment on it, and somehow it made you hope that he didn't notice. His hands go lower, just above your ass. He  rubs and massages your lower back for a while before going lower. You began to tremble and he noticed that. "Don't worry, doll~. This is all part of the massage~. I just want to make you feel good~.♡" You tried to stay calm as he began to fondle and massage your ass. He is rough with it. You couldn't help but moan. You tried your hardest to muffle it. You heard his chuckle. He moves his hands even lower, begging to knead your thighs. His hands were dangerously close to your clothed folds. His hands grabbed and fondled your thighs, up and down. Your panties soaked through more and more.

"Turn around now, doll~. It's time to massage your front~." you turned around, an arm over your face to cover how red you were. "You are so cute, doll~. I love when you get all shy on me~." he began with your collarbone. You saw his hand tattoos on your body now. He took his sweet time to touch your chest, not actually massaging your boobs. Your nippels were perky and hard, and at that point, your mental fortitude was almost completely gone. He leaned forwards and whispered into your ear "Do you want me to massage you everywhere~?♡" and all you could do was nod. "Words doll~. Use your words~." you shivered "y-yea~ please~" he chuckled dark before his hands cupped your breasts. He began with gentle fondling. "So soft, so perfect~ just the way I like'm, doll face~.♡ " his fingers circled your nippels. Making them hard and visible. "They look so tasty, baby-doll~. Can I have a taste~?♡"  you squirmed under his words and nodded as you could only answer with a breathy "y-yes...." his head leaning down as he began to lick and kiss your collarbone and then slowly moving further down. Before he sucked on your pointy nipples, he circled his tongue around them a few times. He started with the left one. He took his sweet time before finally wrapping his lips around it and sucking on it with the hunger of a starving man. Meanwhile, his right hand would work on your other breast. Your breathing picked up as you threw your head back and moan out "Shuji~!" he looked up and let go of your nippel for a moment "keep your voice down, doll~ we wouldn´t want your parents to interupped our little fun time; would we~?" Shuji pressed his face between your tits "fuck....I love your tits so much, doll~. I could die sucking on them and be happy~." he went and began to suck on the right nippel. Your hand found your mouth and covered it to muffle your moans. One of his hands slowly moved down your body and you felt it on your abdomen. He looked up again, his eyes dangerous, like a predetor; ready to devour his prey. "Do you want me to make you feel good, princess~?♡" you blushed. He had you wrapped around his finger. You nodded and just said one word. "Yes."

His hands slid down your body before finding the waistband of your panties. He pulled them down your legs and held them in his hand. He gave your panties a nice and deep wiff "hmm~ I can smell how fucking wet you are for me, princess~.♡" which made you whine. He spread your legs and looked down on your pussy. "Prettiest fucking pussy, I've ever seen~.♡'' He used his index and middle finger to rub over your lips and you moaned and bucked your hips into him. He used his other hand to hold your hips locked onto the mattress. "Stay put, doll~. Let me do my magic~.♡" his fingers coated themselves with your pussy juices while he drew circles around your clit "so fucking wet for me, baby doll~. Looking so fucking tasty~.♡" he said, moving his head closer to your pussy to get a better look. Then he slowly pushes his index finger into your folds. You threw your head back one more time as you moaned out his name into your hand. Tears build in the corners of your eyes. He looked up and smirked "so sensitive, doll? I barely started~.♡" he slowly began to pump his index finger in and out of your tight pussy. "Fuck, baby~, you are so fucking tight~.♡ we will need a lot of prep before i can fit in there~.♡" you barely could make out what he meant as your head was high in the clouds. His middle finger found its way inside of you as well. You put yourself up on your elbows to watch his fingers sink into you. He licked his lips before rubbing more cycles around your clit with his thumb. You bit your lip to not make too much noise. He picked up his pace, which caused your breathing to be faster as well. Your eyes widened as you felt something in your body to happen. "Ahh~ S-Sh-Shu! So-something...is happening!" he grins as he places his hand on your bladder and presses down while he curves his fingers inside of you upwards. You eyes widened as you slapped both of your hands on your lips to control the moans and shouts that come out of your mouth as your body began to uncontrollably twitch. "Im-im gonna pee, Shu! Stop im gonna pee!" but he didn't stop "Let it out, baby. Just let it happen, baby doll~.♡" and with one final pump of his fingers, your body began to spasm and you came all over his hand. You squirted for the first time. "Good job, doll~. I knew you were a squirter~.♡" you panted. Tears running down your face, and your cheeks flushed red. He loved how you already looked so fucked out, eventhough if he hasn't actually fucked you yet.

He leaned down, using his hands to open your pussylips for him. "Itadakimasu~.♡" You were still too out of it to realize what he was doing until you felt his tongue licking up all the juices you just produced. Your eyes widened as you bucked your hips into his face, one of your hands in his hair, the other still on your mouth. He eats you out like a hunger-stricken man as his nose keeps rubbing against your clit. You could only babble incomprehensible nonsense. His tongue reached deep, and your knees were weak. One of his hands moved back to your clit while the other remained, pressing down on your bladder. Your body felt the next orgasm already approaching as you bit down on your tongue as both hands grab his head, pressing him further into you. "Shuu!" You moaned out his name as you came into his mouth. He licked it all clean. Then he looked up to you. Your hair was messy, your face was red, and more and more tears running down your cheeks. "Was that good, doll~?♡" No answer; you were unable to make a singular sentence.

You barely noticed him getting up. He took off his shirt, then unbuckled his belt and unzipped his pants. When his pants hit the floor, you saw see his massive bulge. He was hard, and he was large. Your eyes widened, and you gulped. He smirked at your reaction. He then slowly pulled down his boxers. His cock was springing free. It's so pretty. It's long and girthy. Furthermore, it was veiny and had a cute pink tip. The tip is covered in precum, which he spreaded over his cock with a few pumps. "Come here, doll~. I want you to make me feel good too~.♡" almost like hypnotized, you climbed off your bed and kneeled in front of him. His left hand found its way in your hair. "No teeth, baby-doll~. Now open up for me~." You did as told and opened your lips. He guided your lips around his cock. You could only take half of him before you started gagging. "This won't do, doll~. We will have to try harder~. I know you can take it all~.♡'' His grip on your hair tightens as he pushes your head further. Your tears became more and more. "Shhhh, relax and breathe through your nose, doll~. You can do it~.♡" you tried to do as he said and it made it a little easier. Once your nose hit his abdomen, you just tried to steady your breathing. You felt how hard it was to breathe until he pulled back and you coughed. "Good girl~. Sucking my cock, already, like a pro ~.♡" he pushed you back onto his cock and began to thrust his cock into your mouth, fucking your pretty lips. "Fuck. So fucking good~." he fucked your mouth for a few minutes until he pulled out and pulled you up.

He kissed your lips before pushing you into bed. He spread your legs and you watched him spit in his hand before spreading it over his cock with some pumps. Then he placed the tip on your folds and rubbed up and down your lips. You couldn't help but moan. This time his hand found its way on your mouth "shhhh, baby-doll~. You have done so well so far~. Now let Daddy make you feel good~." Your eyes twitched when he called himself that. Once his cock was coated with your juices, he pushed in. A sharp pain hit your body as you began to wince and cry. He slowly kept pushing in as he leaned over you. "I know baby~. It will only hurt for a moment~. But you are daddy's big girl~, right? You can do it~...fuck....hmmmfff... you are so tight, princess~.♡" Once he bottomed out, he waited for a moment. He just looked at your face. You closed your eyes and tried to breathe carefully. He removed his hand and replaced it with his lips, kissing you passionately. He slid his tongue past your lips and began to dance with yours. His hand was going back to your clit, drawing circles around it. He begins to slowly move his hips. You moan into the kiss but he didn't let go. Instead, he picked up the pace. He can see that the pain seems to have left you. Instead, it's pure ecstasy. His cock was large and slightly curved upwards, so it hit all the right spots. Your hands clawed into your bedsheets as he fucked into your tight pussy. He pulled the kiss back as he repositioned your legs on his shoulders. He pressed down and had you in the mating press now. Your eyes widened as he hit even deeper now. Your brain was completely empty as he bullied his way through your pussy and against your cervix. "Do you like that, baby doll~?♡ having me fucking your little virgin pussy while your parents sleep in the room next to us~? You love the thought of them hearing, right~? Fuck, you are squeezing down on me, baby doll~. I can feel you clenching on me~. What a naughty girl~. I'm going to ruin this pussy~. I will mold it just for me~.♡" He gave your ass a firm slap, which made you whimper. You felt the climax approaching. "You're going to cum soon, doll~? You're going to make a mess on Daddy's cock~? Do it, baby doll~. Do it~!♡" and with that, you creamed all over his cock. He kept fucking into you for a while before he chanted one thing, "Fuck!" until he shot his thick ropes of cum into your pussy. You felt him filling you up. Your brain is completely muddled up. You only knew one thing.....you could never live without this feeling anymore. 

He pulled out and laid next to you on the bed. He leaned out of bed, grabbed his pants and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. He lit it and began to smoke before pulling you to his chest on your hips. "What a good Job, doll~. You fuck like a pro~. I can't wait to ruin you some more~. You're all mine~. Nobody else will have you, you hear me?~" you nodded. "No, baby~. Use your words and tell me that you're mine~." You were still panting as you tried to collect a sentence "only yours, Shu…" He chuckled. "Who do you belong to, doll~?" He stared into your eyes, and you stared back, "You, daddy!" His eyes sparked with joy. That's all he needed to hear....you are now his toy.

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[therandompagesblog]

Could you please do a fallen angel jeongin × reader oneshot?(it can be smut but obvs if you dont want to its fine🫶)

I hope you like it! I completely forgot about smut 🤦🏼‍♀️ I hope you enjoy it!!

The Fallen Angel

Summary: What happens when Y/N gets given a guardian angel but he is not what he seems to be. He is more mischievous. More seductive than an angel from God.

Rain lashed against the windows of Y/N's tiny apartment, mirroring the storm brewing inside her. Another day, another disastrous attempt at baking. This time, it was a chocolate cake, a pathetic, burnt offering that now adorned the counter, a monument to her culinary ineptitude. Frustration gnawed at her. Why couldn't she even bake a simple cake? She slumped onto the worn-out sofa, the scent of burnt sugar filling the air. Maybe she should just order takeout. Pizza sounded divine right now. As she reached for her phone, a strange sensation washed over her, a tingling warmth spreading through her veins. The air in the room seemed to thicken, the rain outside suddenly muted. Then, he appeared. Standing in the doorway, silhouetted against the stormy backdrop, was the most breathtaking man Y/N had ever seen. Tall and lean, with hair the colour of midnight and eyes that shimmered like polished obsidian, he exuded an aura of otherworldly grace. He smiled, a slow, captivating curve of his lips that sent a jolt of unexpected heat through her. "Hello, Y/N," he said, his voice a low rumble that seemed to vibrate deep within her. "I believe you've been expecting me." Y/N, speechless, could only stare.

Expecting him? Who was he? And how did he know her name? "I am your guardian angel," he explained, stepping further into the apartment. "Sent from above to guide you, to protect you." Guardian angel? Y/N blinked, bewildered. "But... guardian angels... aren't they supposed to be... you know, old and bearded?" He chuckled a low, melodic sound that made her knees weak. "Not always. Sometimes, they come in more... unexpected packages." He moved closer, his gaze intense, and Y/N felt a strange pull towards him, a magnetic force that defied logic. His presence filled the small apartment, pushing out the stale air and the scent of burnt cake. "Come," he urged, gesturing towards the sofa. "Let's talk." Hesitantly, Y/N moved to the sofa, the stranger following close behind. As he sat beside her, the air between them crackled with an unseen energy. Y/N, usually so clumsy and awkward, found herself strangely mesmerised by him, her usual insecurities forgotten. "What's your name?" she finally managed to ask, her voice a mere whisper. He leaned closer, his breath warm on her cheek. "Jeongin." The name, like him, was both exotic and alluring. Y/N felt a shiver crawl down her spine, a sensation that had nothing to do with the chill in the air. Jeongin smiled, a mischievous glint in his eyes. "Now, tell me, Y/N," he said, his voice dropping to a seductive purr, "what kind of trouble have you been getting into lately?" Y/N, completely flustered, could only stammer, "I... I burnt a cake." Jeongin threw his head back and laughed, a sound that was both playful and deeply unsettling. "Oh, Y/N," he said, his gaze fixed on her, "I think you're about to discover that burning cakes is the least of your worries." Jeongin's laughter, a low, melodious rumble, sent shivers down Y/N's spine. It was unlike any sound she'd ever heard, a mixture of amusement and something deeper, something... predatory. She felt a strange thrill course through her, a mixture of fear and excitement she couldn't quite explain. "Burning cakes is the least of your worries?" she repeated, her voice trembling slightly. Jeongin leaned closer, his gaze intense. "You have a soul, Y/N," he murmured, his voice a silken caress. "A beautiful, vibrant soul, yearning to break free from the mundane." His words sent a jolt of unexpected heat through her. Mundane? Was that how she lived her life? In a haze of routine, of missed opportunities? The thought was both unsettling and strangely liberating.

As the weeks turned into months, Y/N's life became a whirlwind of forbidden pleasures. She lived for Jeongin's touch, for the intoxicating thrill of their encounters. She abandoned her responsibilities, her focus solely on pleasing him, on exploring the depths of her newfound desires. Yet, beneath the surface of her exhilaration, a nagging doubt lingered. There was something unsettling about Jeongin, something that didn't quite add up. He was too perfect, too enigmatic. His eyes, when they caught the light, sometimes seemed to glow with an unnatural luminescence. One evening, as they were leaving a dimly lit bar, a sudden gust of wind whipped through the alleyway, extinguishing the flickering gas lamp. Y/N, startled, stumbled against Jeongin. As she reached out to steady herself, her fingers brushed against his cheek. To her astonishment, she felt something hard and smooth beneath his skin, something that shouldn't be there. It was like... feathers, she thought, though that couldn't be right. Jeongin, startled, pulled away, his eyes widening. "Y/N," he said, his voice a low growl, "what did you feel?" Y/N, confused and frightened, stammered, "I... I don't know. It felt... strange." Jeongin's eyes narrowed. "Forget about it," he said, his voice hardening. "It was nothing." But Y/N couldn't forget. The incident had planted a seed of doubt in her mind. Who was Jeongin really? What was he hiding.

Over the next few days, Jeongin became more distant, more possessive. He insisted on spending every waking moment with her, his jealousy flaring whenever she even glanced at another man. He became increasingly demanding, his touch turning from passionate to possessive. One night, as they lay entwined in her bed, Y/N felt a strange energy emanating from him, a pulsating warmth that seemed to emanate from deep within his chest. She reached out, her fingers tracing the contours of his chest. Suddenly, he stiffened, his body rigid. He pushed her hand away, his eyes filled with a strange, unsettling light. "Don't touch me," he hissed, his voice a venomous whisper. Y/N, startled, pulled back. "Jeongin, what's wrong?" He looked at her, his eyes burning with an intensity that made her blood run cold. "You're too curious, Y/N," he growled. "You're starting to ask too many questions." Fear, cold and clammy, gripped her heart. She knew, with a certainty that chilled her to the bone, that she had crossed a line.

The next morning, as Y/N lay sleeping, she felt a strange sensation, a tingling warmth that spread through the room. She opened her eyes to see Jeongin standing by the window, the morning light illuminating his figure. But it wasn't Jeongin. Standing before her was not the man she had come to know, the man with the mesmerising eyes and the voice that sent shivers down her spine. Instead, she saw... something else. A being of pure, incandescent light, its form shifting and shimmering, wings of the purest white unfolding behind it. The creature turned, its gaze falling upon Y/N. And then, she saw them. Eyes, luminous and golden, filled with a power that made her gasp. Eyes that held a thousand years of wisdom, of sorrow, of... sin. The creature smiled, a slow, predatory curve of its lips that sent a jolt of terror through Y/N. "Good morning, my dear," it purred, its voice a low, melodious rumble that seemed to vibrate deep within her bones. "It's time for you to learn the truth." Y/N, paralysed with fear, could only stare. The creature moved towards her, its movements fluid and graceful despite its imposing size. As it drew closer, Y/N could see the intricate details of its form – the delicate tracery of its wings, the shimmering scales that covered its skin.

"You've been a good student, Y/N," the creature continued, its voice a silken caress. "You've embraced the darkness, you've tasted the forbidden fruit." Y/N, her voice trembling, whispered, "Who... who are you?" The creature chuckled, a low, melodious sound that sent shivers down her spine. "I am what you thought I was," it replied, its voice a silken caress. "An angel. But not the kind you were expecting." Y/N felt a wave of nausea wash over her. "An angel?" she whispered, her voice barely a whisper. "But... but you're not..." The creature smiled, a slow, predatory curve of its lips. "I am a fallen angel, Y/N," it confessed, its voice dropping to a seductive purr. "Banished from heaven for my disobedience, for my... indulgences." Y/N felt a cold dread creeping into her bones. "Indulgences?" she whispered, her voice trembling. The fallen angel leaned closer, its gaze intense. "I have always enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh," it murmured, its voice a silken caress. "The forbidden fruits, the intoxicating sins." It reached out, its fingers brushing against Y/N's cheek, sending a jolt of static electricity through her. She wanted to pull away, to scream, but she was frozen with fear. "You were an interesting experiment," the fallen angel continued, its voice a low growl. "A pure soul, ripe for the picking." "Y/N felt a wave of nausea wash over her. "You... you used me?" she whispered, her voice barely a whisper. The fallen angel smiled, a slow, predatory curve of its lips. "Of course," it admitted, its voice a silken caress. "You were the perfect vessel for my amusement." Y/N felt a surge of anger, a burning rage that threatened to consume her. She had been played, manipulated, used for the amusement of a fallen angel. "Why?" she demanded, her voice trembling with fury. "Why did you do this to me?" The fallen angel leaned closer, its gaze intense. "Because you intrigued me, Y/N," it murmured, its voice a silken caress. "You were a challenge, a puzzle to be solved." It leaned closer, its breath warm on her cheek. "And now, the game is over," it whispered, its voice dropping to a seductive purr. "It's time for the next stage."

Y/N felt a cold dread creeping into her bones. What did it mean? What was the next stage? The fallen angel smiled, a slow, predatory curve of its lips. "You will join me, Y/N," it whispered, its voice a silken caress. "In the depths of the abyss, where pleasure knows no bounds." Y/N, terrified, tried to scramble back, but the fallen angel was too quick. It reached out, its long, skeletal fingers wrapping around her wrists. "No!" she screamed, her voice filled with terror. "Let me go!" But it was too late. The fallen angel pulled her close, its embrace suffocating, its touch burning like fire. Y/N, her vision blurring, saw the world around her twist and distort, the colours bleeding together in a chaotic swirl. Then, darkness.

[that-one-random-writer]

Rowdy Romance

Masterlist | A Southern Jake Series Here

Jake "Hangman" Seresin x (Southern!F)Reader

Part 2

Summary: You are visiting with a friend and find yourself alone in the Hard Deck. You're both what he was expecting and not.

Warnings: Cursing, flirting, mentions of shotgun, bull riding, and one hunting reference to killing and preparing a deer. Word count: 1,291

The Hard Deck was full. The sun had dipped down below the water line. Your vacation had slowed down. Your friend had made plans with her husband. She was visiting while her husband was stateside.

He had been on deployment for the last year. You had come with her for moral support when you both would have to leave without him.

You found yourself at the beach during the day and spending your nights out sight seeing alone. You can't blame her for spending all her time with her husband.

The couple had just a few more months until he would be back home before being restationed. You weren't excited because she would be moving back out to wherever he was stationed, but at the same time you are excited for her.

You found yourself at the bar that all the locals raved about. Each store owner, that you had spoke to that day, all said that Friday nights were spent at the hard deck. You were at the bar sitting in one of the bar stools. A few locals, and khaki uniformed men had offered you a drink.

There was no interest. Daddy had always said "if he can't skin a deer then how is he gonna feed you when the government crumbles?" Old Southerners still remember the great depression and hold the doomsday prepping dear to their hearts.

You had noticed the sign and kept your phone off the bar. It laid in your back pocket of your dazzled jeans. They had rhinestones in the shape of bull heads. You had an old, tight wife beater top on that cropped a little above your belly button. You looked very out of place in San Diego. You caught a few eyes for that very reason.

The next pair to land on you leaned his arm against the wood beam. "You're from my neck of the woods. Miss, How'd you find yourself up here in California?" His drawl thick.

Your eyes caught sight of the mystery man looking up slowly. His khaki uniform definitely added a nice touch to the voice he carried. "I'm here for a friend of mine." You didn't go into too much detail.

"Well I'll have to thank your friend for sending an angel my way. Can I buy you a round as a welcome to California?" You smiled softly. "Jack on the rock." He smirked. "Your daddy must carry a shot gun wherever he goes for an order like that." He chuckled. "Yes sir, it's on the rack in his truck, or in his hands."

"Penny, can I get two jack on the rocks please?" She smiled. "Sure thing, hangman" your lips curl up. "Hangman... is that what your called round here" His classic smirk finds it's way toward you. "Yes ma'am. That's my call sign."

A small giggle erupts. "I'm not even gonna ask." His smirk still showing. "It's better that you dont." You break the touch barrier slapping his arm softly. "Honey don't say that. You'll make me want to know." Your Laughs strike between your words.

He grabs the two glasses from Penny. "Thank you, Miss Penny." You call out as she goes to the next customer. She smiles and waves as a you're welcome. "Come on, we're gonna go out by the beach." You follow him.

"I told you not to bet him dumbass." Pheonix chuckled at coyote. "Rooster had spent five minutes trying to serenade her, and the new guy tried buying her a drink too." Pheonix popped up. "Thanks for the piña coloda, FNG" pointing to the Fucking New Guy. Coyote continued. "She had walls up to the roof. There's no way he could have got her in 5 minutes flat."

Pheonix laughed resting her chin on her knuckles. "He just did." She scrunched her nose up. "He is an asshole but he is good at picking up women." She flicked a straw wrapper at Rooster chuckling at him. They all began playing pool, and the guys keeping a check on hangman judging his game, making bets on if you would end up going home with him by the end of the night.

Your eyes followed the shoreline, meeting up to the stars. Lights lined the edge of the patio. You stood at the rail leaning in to smell the saltwater, and hear the waves crashing. "Your Jack." He handed your drink to you. "So you know my name, what's yours?" You took a sip of your drink, and tell him your name. "But you can call me, Minnie. That's what they call me back home." You smile brightly.

"Where does that come from?" He leaned against the rail next to you. "Oh no no, if you want to know mine then you have to tell me yours, hangman." Eyebrow arched searching his eyes for a back story. He chuckled and flashed a genuine smile. "Well, I'm a pilot and we get call signs. They call me Hangman, but the 'a's are blank so you can fill them how you like. Thats how I got it." He looked down finishing the innuendo. You laugh wickedly.

"Hungman, How many California girls has that really worked on? How did you actually get that name?" His head shook, chuckling. "Okay, okay, my friends say I hang them out to dry in the sky. They are exaggerating, they're fine. I got their backs. What about you, Minnie?" He looks out to the ocean then back to your eyes.

"My family owns a farms in Texas. When I was about three, I walked around the farm in nothing but a diaper and Minnie hat. They called me 'Minnie', and it stuck." You giggled at the memories of the picture with chickens crowding around you with your Minnie hat on. "Texas? You around the Rusk area?" You nodded. "We're out in Lufkin."

"No way, my family has a pretty big cattle ranch out in Rusk. Small world." Your eyes widen. "The Seresin cattle ranch?" He almost spits out the sip he had just taken. "Umm," he chuckled through the next few words. "Yeah, that's it." He met your eyes again. "My family moved their farm to Lufkin about six years ago, we go to the rodeos and see your family there every year. I've been bucked off jóse a few times. We have had dinner over at their house. They mentioned they had a son in the navy. I'm guessing your Jake..." You trail your words.

"That's me." He chuckles, thinking about you riding on Jóse the bull. "Your momma is so proud of you. Your daddy is too." You smile thinking about how much his momma had to say about her baby jake. "She never got around to show me a picture, but she was very adamant that you are handsome and single." You took your stare back to the water to keep the burn of the cheeks down. "One of them is right.. " You trailed.

He placed a hand at the small of your back leaning against the rail with his other arm. Your bare skin tingling where his hand was. "Both of them are." He smirked while glancing down your curves. "I'm guessing these California girls ain't amounting to what you thought they'd be." He spoke slowly while playing with the hem of your shirt. "No ma'am, they are not." Your eyes met his, and you rounded into his arms and placed your hand on his shoulder.

He leaned up, allowing him to pull you closer to him, his arms wrapped around you. Your southern drawl thickened. "Well, I guess you better find yourself a cowgirl." Your Eyebrow raised, and a smirk crossed your lips. "I think I found one."

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[stay-tiny-ville]

Han Jisung

Summary ~ Delulu thoughts of baby gurl Han Jisung and why the hell can’t men like this exist where I am (Or just my head going wild with dating head cannons of Han Jisung)

A.N. - I have heard your pleas for more Stray Kids before I move on to Ateez and I come to deliver DONT WORRY BABIES I HAVE 14 DRAFTS

A.N. 2 - I haven’t really checked word counts my brain just kinda goes on and on so if ones are longer than others I deeply apologize 🧎🏻‍♀️

A.N. 3 - also I’m genuinely confused if I can actually consider them head cannons if these are kind of mainly blurbs in each (if you can’t tell idk how to classify these)

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Dawg, dude, sweetheart, baby, babe, angel are names he’d call you

Def the best friend boyfriend

That’s probably how you got together was from being best friends because he’d probably be too anxious to get with someone he had feelings for that he didn’t know on a deep level

You two are on top of each other at all times

Like laying on top of each other when one is already laying down

Full weight where the other can’t breathe

Or laying full body weight on them while they are doing stuff out and about

One only gets out of bed/off the couch if the other carries them

You’ve seen the nonexistent legendary baby photos

If you like to wear baggy or big clothes he would wear your clothes and you would wear his and all of a sudden you both have one giant closet with double the clothes

Would def watch marathons of movies with you when they should be watched

Like nightmare before before Christmas, horror movies, and Charlie Brown Halloween movies around fall

Star Wars runs in May

And def the classic Christmas movies such as Harry Potter, the Santa Claus movies, and even the original and classic stop motion movies

Year without a Santa Claus is the best

I imagine on one of your rare coinciding days off you don’t go out, no matter how long it had been since you had, instead this was the superior alternative

Maybe it was even a special occasion like an anniversary or birthday or even just an accomplishment but you spend the day on the couch

The beginning of the day consisted of the classics you had to get out of the way like the Studio Ghibli movies I know everyone agrees on him loving so much or just things that recently released you had been dying to getting around to watching

After a collection of movies was watched you would break for food

Most of it consisted of not the healthiest stuff a man in his field should be consuming in such quantities

Like pop tarts in the morning, hot pockets for lunch, macaroni for dinner

Just a lot of processed things but man were you two adorable and just having a fun day so who can be mad at you

As the day slowly got darker, Hannie built a nest of blankets he nestled around him, but there wasn’t a blanket on top of him

But that’s where you come in

You lay between his legs, head on his stomach, turned to wach intently the movie that played

one of his hands holding yours while the other ran along your head

As the movie pulled to a close you turned to rest your chin on his stomach, his own dark, large, quokka eyes bore into your own

His hand falls from your head to your cheek and he held it gently

His gaze softening as much as humanly possible as his eyes closed the more he smiled at you his gorgeous smile

You felt your heartbeat quicken

No matter how many years you had known this man, through childhood or not, no matter how old you were, you were just a teenager madly in love

You were lost in your adoration for this beautiful creature and you think he could tell since he giggled before he untangled from you and stood, pulling you up by your hands

He mumbled “come on” with a smile as he pulled you to the kitchen for snacks

You knew the drill at this point in the night

Popcorn

He got the bowl ready while you had put the bag into the microwave/started heating it on the stove

Obviously he got the quicker job and by the time you sat back and waited he was already waiting and leaning against the kitchen island behind you

You turned around and barely took a step before his gentle hands grabbed ahold of your forearm and coaxed you into his arms

His arms securely wrapped around your shoulders and thus pressed your head into his shoulder and neck

Your own arms wrapping around his tiny waist

The only noise was the hum of the microwave/hiss of the popcorn on the stove as you relaxed into who you called your home

After making your way back to the couch for what would be the last movie of the night with the snacks, you once again found yourself attached at the hip to your boy

This time you were tucked into his side, head on his shoulder while you two laid

you lasted all but 40 minutes of the two hour film before your eyes fluttered

It didn’t help that his hand was on your waist and was softly brushing at the open skin and made you feel safe

He watched you as you lost the fight to your eyes and brushed strands of hair from your face

(If you’re a heavy sleeper) he gathers you into his arms and heads to the bedroom, leaving behind the snacks and blankets to be cleaned up tomorrow

(If you aren’t a heavy sleeper) he moves all items off of you (phones, popcorn bowl) and falls asleep to the sight of you in his arms

Han deserves so much love and I love love baby girl Hannie

[ipostwhatiwant1202]

Reaction Text pt 2: You break up for the day to appreciate The Tortured Poets Department

note: all the swifties, how are we feeling? the album is a whole ass BOP and i feel emotionally attacked. my favs are who's afraid of little old me, loml, down bad, the manuscript, and the title track

Leo:

Leo: hi hun! is it safe to come over to your apartment? 💙

You: i'm so mad at you

Leo: for what!?

You: I DONT KNOW 😓

Leo: okay that's it, you're grounded from taylor until further notice. 🤦‍♂️

You: IM SORRY HAVE YOU LISTENED TO IT

You: LISTEN TO LOML AND THEN TELL ME I CANT BE MAD AT YOU. 😡

Leo: i will be doing no such thing.

You: listen to it or i wont talk to you for the entire weekend.

Leo: FINE. 🙄

Leo: so um...you're allowed to be mad at me for the next 24 hours.

You: that's what i thought.

Raph:

You: RAPHAEL.

Raph: oh hey babe! 🥰

You: DONT HEY BABE ME

You: HOW DARE YOU. 😡

Raph: how dare i what!?

You: HOW DARE YOU BE IN LOVE WITH ME.

Raph: um....i'm sorry that i'm in love with you...? how dare i do that..?

You: AND YOU TREAT ME SO NICELY. 😤

Raph: let me guess. you listened to the alchemy and so high school back to back? 😐

You: maybe.

Raph: i love you and i adore you and you're the best thing in my life 😘

Raph: but good god your well being concerns me.

Donnie:

Donnie: sweetie? do i need to come do a hearing test?

You: LEAVE ME ALONE

Donnie: that bad, huh?

You: i hate you and i dont know why. 🥲

Donnie: okay well i love you so you hating me is not gonna change that 💜

You: i cant relate her songs to our break up and its making me mad

You: be mean to me for once, will you? i need to bask in the smallest man who ever lived

Donnie: yeah that's not going to happen

You: but why 😑

Donnie: i could never be mean to someone so sweet

Donnie: and you scare me a lot so if i am ever mean to you, i'll fear for my life 😬

You: that's so sweet of you 😭

Mikey:

You: it sucks that my boyfriend is a nice guy 😞

Mikey: why do you say that?

You: CAUSE TAYLOR

You: YOURE NICE AND HER EXES ARE DOUCHEBAGS.

Mikey: i can be a douchebag

You: to me? 🥺

Mikey: no! never to you my sweet little angel bug 🧡

You: THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ENJOY THIS ALBUM AND SONG THE PROPHECY 😡

Mikey: i just think of all my other failed attempts at love and that's worked 🤷

You:......are you okay?

Mikey: totally!

Mikey: just never ask any of my bros about the modeling phase and we'll be fine

[lunarleonardo]

Ok so I've never EVER done an ask on a Tumblr Blog, BUT I made a playlist for Love Letter on Spotify and I NEEDED to show you https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6CuoH1l0V9jlUafErmS0pf?si=c69e6b6a8def4829 idk if the link will work, but hey! It'll hold me over until the next chapter. Some of the songs are from people who sent in song suggestions already and some are my own <3

you guys are making me feel like a senile old man trying to figure out how these links work ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡ /lh

So I dont actually use Spotify because if I have to listen to an ad mid-music I will become physically violent and I am NOT paying for premium. Which means I cannot actually listen to this playlist on spotify (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠) but don't worry I have a solution Im going to find all of these songs in youtube, recreate the playlist there and listen to it. brb

-- back a few hours later. Nails Like God is now in my mind thank you this is all that I'll be listening to for the next week

If I may make a few suggestions myself, I actually have a few songs that my brain goes LOVELETTER LOVE LETTER !! every time they come on ^^"

Feed my Ego by Mickey Darling . i cannot elaborate without spoiling upcoming chapters but just trust me pleasseee please (and NO the song is NOT related to saiouma in this context dont WORRY)

Angel Breaking from the Needy Streamer Overload soundtrack. i think this one is self explanatory XD I actually listened to it while I was writing Kokichi's POVs in specifically chapter 16, which was basically his big ol panic attack chapter. Sorryy Kokichi QwQ

Jenny, You're Barely Alive by rilokiley. I actually did an animation to this song for Impermanent Attachment, but I feel like it also fits Love Letter very well. i mean come on Shuichi IS barely alive (⁠个⁠_⁠个⁠) poor guy was fighting for his life down there

Outrunning Karma by Alec Benjamin. tsumugi !!!! it is just tsumugi. Try as she might she will not escape the consequences of her actions, even if she thinks she will

There are more but if I kept going we'd be here literally forever and my wrist hurts enough as it is (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠) so I'll leave you with this. Thank you for sharing the playlist!! :D Super cool !! 💞💞

Lost Kitten by METRIC. I did an animation to this with love letter lol

It Almost Worked by TV Girl. poor shuichi is just going through it huh (⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠) if I had to pick a song to most accurately describe his mental state after everything that happened to him

[mittensmorgul]

do you have any/know of any analyses on castiel's entire fall from heaven being queercoded (as in his fall from heaven is treated like a conservative family would treat a child coming out as lgbt) bc i cannot stop thinking about "When Castiel first laid a hand on you in hell, he was lost." the quote is driving me insane. if you dont have any thats fine i just. Man.

HELLO! and yes, i'm sure there's some on my blog, but finding them might take a bit... i've been really bad about replying to messages lately (i've only been on tumblr sporadically recently, but hopefully i'll be able to spend more time here soon... i'm finally getting a short break from real life nonsense soon... i just didn't want this to linger in the inbox and get buried.

Okay, so... *four hours later* i have been spelunking through my blog looking through a bunch of old tags, and i found a few things for you. There was a lot of Big Discussions that touch on the subject back around s12, that caused a lot of fractures in fandom and bad feelings, so I'm posting some of the links here but just know there's a lot more floating around (some of which i no longer have access to). so also tread lightly through some of these...

*FIVE HOURS LATER because i had to leave the house to Do Stuff...*

I FINALLY FOUND ONE POST SPECIFICALLY ABOUT THIS!

a long post that touches briefly on this:

and one more, because i've spent all day on this now :'D

I will say that if you explore some of the meta tags at the bottom of those posts, it'll likely lead you to more of the same, but i'm officially tapping out for tonight lol

[yb-cringe]

ok whats febatista's whole deal from froggsmp. please tell me abt ur guy

oh good you will regret this

- febatista appears on froggsmp summoned by the priest there. he calls himself fé (fe batista. febatista. get it lol?)

- hes thrown into the middle of this HUGE drama bc he was brought in to deal with this new person named abbadon (who fe knows from his time in heaven- hes an angel btw did i mention that. fe and abbadon are both angels)

- well tldr abbadon is a character named ‘scott’ who was a demon on the server but, for some reason, reverted back to who he was BEFORE he fell from heaven

- fe and scott actually were besties and had the kind of codependent homoerotic relationship you’d expect from two angels one of which fell from grace to become a demon

- also fe used to ignore god and the angels to go see scott in hell thats not useful info but it matters so much to me that you know that

- scott, now abbadon, has NO memory of fe or the son he’s left behind, aries (fehdubs, the person who did voice acting for richarlyson’s signs in like early qsmp if you remember those)

- aries and fe grow close since theyre both dealing with the trauma of seeing someone they know not remember them and revert back to his old self that fe KNOWS he hates

- aries accidentally calls fe ‘pai’ a lot during this time and fe always responds back with ‘filhou’ and its adorable i love it i love them so muchcfh

- fe and abbadon are verrryyy. stilted. they talk about the weirdness of emotions a lot and how weird humans are and fe and him find scotts old diaries TALKING about fe and falling from heaven

- cue like the saddest shit ever scott talks about how fe was perfect and he could never live up to him but he still LOVED him so much and he hated that he loved him. and how betrayed he felt when fe didnt stand beside him when he fell

- it goes into awful detail about feeling so incredibly distant from fe because they never talk about how they feel and keep dancing around the subject and how love is a HUMAN concept and for angels it exists as a devotional act alone and fe dIDNT PROTECT HIM AND IT FUCKING GGHRR FES JUST CRYING THR WHOLE DAMN TIME HES READING THESE BOOKS TO THE MAN WHO WROTE THEM WHO DOESNT FEMEMBER HIM GGHHRR

- anyway. eventually his memories come back right and fe and aries and scott chat and they end up in front of god and fe does the famous “lord forgive me but im choosing him this time” which fucking breaks my heart dude

- scott was like under some influence and it was shit and daddy issues but christian yknow and then he remembers everything! and the family is reunited!!!!! fe and aries and scott are together!

- theres a lot of Other plot points going on but they dont focus on fe rly but theres a clown guy and theyre being a cute family and then righttt before arkanis, fe leaves notes for scott and aries saying that he needs to go (and fe calls scott his everything. which ow. and then he calls himself aries’ guardian angel- DOUBLE OUCH)

- and then somehow when he gets to arkanis he’s forgotten that hes an angel hes forgotten aries AND hes forgotten scott.

- and now apparently! someone saying theyre his SON !! came to arkanis a week before fe did. which is suspicious and Maybe is aries ? who knows

- and then scott just read fes note and then kind of burned down his house and said hes not going to do this again which could mean anything.

TL;DR—

fe is an angel from heaven who had a husband/boyfriend/something with a demon named scott that he knew as an angel and he had a son named aries and hes forgotten them both and its killing me

[vashsscoreboardofpain]

WELCOME BACK SPORTS FANS >:]

Dear audience, the lost of our mvp of the season will not be forgotten. He was such fan of sports that he gave his life for one of the heavy points, and we must continue with the suffering tally to honor his memory

Plus, things cannot get worse for the contestant who has 3 rounds left to go.

With that in mind lets start with episode 24!

When the contestant appears he seems peaceful, as if he made peace with the fact that- and he's crying. He strikes 1 "sad outburst" point for crying in a public place for his friend. However this is trigun and the contestant needs to keep moving.

He hits more points using the effective move called "sad flashback." He hits 1 "yikes statement" point for saying that "friends die because of him" and another "yikes statement" for saying he wont be able to die honorably as long as knives lives meaning he is pretty much ok with dying after confronting knives. Amazing, a double feature. Before we continue some members of the audience may think vash trauma dumping meryl deserves a point, but according to the suffering division the point cannot be validated cuz technically, she asked.

When we go back to him he's getting questioned by some kids but they don't even get enough time to bully our contestant because SIKE. THE OTHER MVP IS STILL OUT THERE. Legato uses the children to make the contestant feel guilty (1 "bad event" point). After that he gives the contestant 1 "traumatizing event" point by basically putting to sleep an entire town against their will. The contestant hits another "bad event" point because Legato keeps using the children to make him feel guilty and conflicted. And if that wasnt enough, vash hits another "bad event" point because Legato is also blaming the contestant for many other deaths.

BUT THE HITS KEEP COMING. 1 "action" point because vash admits he had no choice when it came to the gung ho guns, 1 "traumatizing event" point when finding out that Legato has his old arm.

Just when he thought he could relax, he hits 1 "bad event" point thanks to Midvalley the hornfreak, who ALSO blames him for the deaths of other people. It seems like this round will consist of 98 vash surviving gaslighting. He hits another "bad event" point when compared to a monster and just like that he makes a quick move thanks to Midvalley. The gung ho gun starts to attack the contestant, which gives him 1 "bad event" point but things are about to get worse.

Without time to think the contestant strikes 2 terrible and heavy points. 1 "traumatizing event" point for watching midvalley use random people as targets, and 1 "action" point for using himself as a shield so the humans dont die. He repeats the routine with all his might, but the contestant is getting tired. The contestant is on the floor, unable to move. And is in that position that he strikes another "traumatizing event" point thanks to midvalley, who takes the chance and KILLS EVERYONE WHO VASH HAS BEEN TRYING TO PROTECT FOR HOURS. Midvalley is quickly raising on the mvp ranks, what a man.

After midvalley kills a bunch of people, the contestant gets on his way to find legato. The moment he gets to the mountain BAM, he hits 1 "angry outburst" point for shooting a legato multiple times in a fit of rage. He is sick of Legato and his games, and everything will end right here right now. The contestant aims his gun to Legato's head, and yet in a quick move, Legato grants him 1 "bad event" point by trying to reactivate the angel's arm on 98 vash's arm. The contestant fights it and lucky for him, he manages to keep the arm under control. But there are many other points to hit and Legato doesnt give him a break. Before the contestant can think of something he hits 1 "bad event" point by getting shot at by mind controlled people, people who are also about to kill meryl and millie.

Thats right dear audience, the second mvp, legato, will also leave the stage after granting the contestant a few points: 1 "traumatizing event" point for needing to decide between killing someone or saving his friends, 1 "bad event" point for having his arm controlled in a way that his only option is to pull the trigger, 1 "action" event for actually asking legato to not make him shoot, 1 "bad event" point for being provoked by legato and his insults towards rem, 1 "bad event" point for getting shot while thinking holy shit....

and finally, dear audience...1 "traumatizing event" point for being forced to kill Legato with his own hands.

The audience is dead quiet, as well as the contestant. The suffering is truly not stopping for 98 vash, even in the final stretch.

Despite the suffering experienced today, it has been a great day for the contestant point-wise! Today he gathered 24 points! He broke his own personal record! The points make his new total 231 points. There is a real chance the contestant is able to hit 300 points before the end of the season.

98 Vash has 2 rounds left, will he use them to get more points in spite of his dying soul or will he step aside and try to find peace before is too late for him?

TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR THE BEST KIND OF SPORTS THERE IS :'D

[silly-lil-scribbles]

15, 17, 36, 37, 39, 50, 80, 89, 100

sorry ik there’s a lot, just answer the ones you want?

fav song: nooo dont make me choose </3 just for your audacity youre getting the fucking list >:(

enjoy <3

talk to me by cavetown, save yourselves ill hold them back by mcr, poison pop by qbomb, our lady of sorrows by mcr, skylines and turnstiles by mcr, make room by mcr, all the angels by oh you guessed it its mcr again, home by cavetown, your body my temple by will wood, marsha, thankk you for the dialectics but i need you to leave by will wood, business man by mother mother, hayloft 2 by mother mother, all the dying by mother mother, bring me back to life by mother mother, headfirst for halos by mcr, so mean by poppy, computer boy by poppy, the rapture (but its pink) by scene queen, fear of dying by poppy, foxcry by rabbitology, bassline bitch by the nova twins, hell hounds by chloe moriondo, saccharine by jazmin bean, athena by the nova twins, lovely ladies by noahfinnce, goodtime! by be your own pet, nice nice by dazey and the scouts, fem in a black leather jacket by pansy division, bury me in analog by mischeif brew, becky by be your own pet, fuck the cistem by the muslims, romance is boring by los campesinos, underachiever by noahfinnce, boys will be bugs by cavetown, juliet by cavetown, nostalgia in my bedroom by cavetown, stars on my ceiling by gum disease, gender envy by gum disease, deadname! by flasch, the bug collector by haley hendrickx, smokey eyes by lincoln, poor george by james supercave, amnesia was her name by lemon demon, down the rabbit hole by downssides, i cant decide by the scissor sisters, the bidding by tally hall, fool by djo, disembodied mind by sparkbird, grey and green by sparkbird, metropolis of eden by sparkbird, and probably way more but this should suffice, any song you listen to from this list is a guaranteed banger.

ideal partner: well i do think ill have to go with my actual queerplatonic partner chou, hes amazing and perfect and very good at writing.

chou if you see this take a break from writing please your brain will overheat from multitasking i fear. have you even had any food that isnt coffee recently???

fav clean word: debauchery is a good one, nice sound to it, also festering

fav swear word: does bastard count? otherwise fuck is good, very versatile. prick is fun too.

do you have any scars: OH BOY DO I!! not counting the SH ones i have like at least 15. biggest one is above my right eyebrow, i sliced my forehead open by falling and hitting it on the edge of a tomato can when i was like 11 months old lol. most of the others are pretty small, my arms are covered in lots of tiny ones bc i tend to pick at my scabs. ooh also one on the bridge of my nose from my kitten scratching me, and one on my eyelid from jumping into a barbwire fence

dominant hand: my right

how many piercings do you have: just one on each ear, i plan to get more in the future

do you like your age: uh i mean not particularly? nothing too interesting

color of my room: like the walls? plain landlord white

[immessingaround]

i can put together a list of stuff i like, stuff that i recognize as "cool" or "interesting". some of this stuff brings me joy. all of this stuff i am grateful for it existing. i want to be able to add and complete this list so i can look back on it and be reminded of what i have when i feel like i am nothing.

pete the cat

leonard cohen / songs of love and hate album

doing eye makeup (eyeshadow, liner, mascara)

garfield

polo shirts

jennifer Lawrence

ethel cain ptolemaea "stop" scream

also preachers daughter by ethel cain

chris pratt/jared leto hate hell yea

the cat emojis😸😹😺😻😼🐱😽😾😿🙀

saw iii angel trap

baggy black jeans

eyebrow slit

my old black lace up boots

ada wong microwave edits

ellipsis "dot dot dot" ...

people writing cuss words/weird things w lettering decor in stores (ex: 'kms' stockings at kohls)

7/11 by beyonce

gardettos

poetry i relate to

wham! last christmas pudding mix

considering broad and pointless philosophical questions (i.e. what is the meaning of life?)

christmas (ofc)

80s comedies (ferris bueller, better off dead, big, ...)

sad brokeback mountain edits

angel/religious imagery, iconography, references

alvin (and the chipmunks)

spelling "with/without" as "w" or "w/(o)"

trail mix

children of men last 40-45 mins specifically

tajin watermelon/peach rings

ikea model hand 🖕

pinterest

fuzzy socks

bti cg

ghostbusters

life is strange quotes "ready for the moshpit shakabrah" "holy shit are you cereal" "rachel in the dark room" "youre gonna DIE, motherfucker" "ik ur pumping drugs n shit to kids around here..." "i need to medicate" "shake that boney white ass" "no moshpit for you shakabrah"

classic movies

when u call me daddy (nvm she left lmao😭)

caramel coldbrew m&ms

(green) mechanical pencils

santa alter ego

mr x thomas the train mod in re2

weird/unique compliments

wearing jewelry

bolos or ties

my green skull necklace ilyyy

elektra from marvel (comics)

my handwriting idc if its messy

"can a loc come up in your crib?" scene from gta

"no i didnt kill him... but i did kidnap his wife!" scene from gta

pretending im a man

"i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it"

songs that begin like other songs but arent that song

12 am bathroom concerts

ppl who look unique

uno +4 cards

hawaiian shirts

(organized) clutter

bjork

keepin the streak (i mean chopping it up)

messing around in big stores

whole lotta red christmas ver.

baggy shorts (would totally still wear u)

we are the people by empire of the sun

mauve or plum UR MY FAV COLOR UGHH😩

a horse walked into a bar... i love that joke

updog "what's updog?" "not much. hby?"

we cry together clean ver.

being a lesbian so glad i dont like men

"walmart version of justin bieber"

grey spelled w an e

"culturally significant/pop culture moments i think about regularly/we dont talk about enough" videos

pretending im not living my own life

ornate things

going through old closet/junk

laying on the floor in front of my mirror w grouper or ethel cain playing (i want to get out of the house)

making spotify playlists after memes/tt audios

pajama pants

"LEAVE ME ALONE" "HES GONNA GET MEEE"

johnny cage (the international love edits from last year)

leon kennedy and those smooth operator edits

temp tattoos

roller skating

gorey/grotesque drawings

goretober

jar of flies by aic

pitbull mr worldwide mr 305

kevin gates ethical freak concert

jane from breaking bad

harris/chares my snake

painting my nails. all my beautiful nail polish ty😫

hash browns

mini beanie babies (the ones on my floor)

smores goldfish w the marshmallows even tho it got discontinued

eyeliner in my waterline

fake fruit in stores

deep red roses

george harrison

mix matched socks

coconut/lavender smells

coffee flavored things

soggy purple grapes

cashews

funky eyeshadow colors and palettes

my moms old lipstick colors (they are beautiful)

cherry flavored things

drawing on a mustache

turquoise and silver jewelry

samples in stores

physical touch (never get any😼)

purple hair dye (u made my life sm better)

gingerbread smells

my gta character

keyboard spam

smelling candles in stores ofc

carmex chapstick

immessingaround@myyahoo.com

gum / altoids (the pink ones)

silver jewelry/rings

last.fm

pineapple flavored things

mascara on bottom lashes

brownies

doawk

being a cowboy ig

no doubt

"your final challenge... let yo bih stroke yo bone"

"oh hell yea jigsaw you da goat!" audio

my celeb crushes

scooby doo characters

drawing crude cat drawings

catch me if you can

nacho from better call saul

chicken taquitos

aloe vera gel

i am mclovin☝️

these emoji combos: 🤠🔫, 🎅👍, 😹🫵

hoop earrings

commas, i literally abuse the comma key everytime i touch the damn keyboard

q tips

drawings ppl as drag queens (using artist's free will)

hair clips

xiuxiu

sky lights

fargo movie woodchipper scene

spotify obvi

[wasteofbandagesxx]

If Bsd men were babies

Dazai

Baby Dazai would crawl away from you whenever you say it's nap time. He wants to stay up all night playing with his toys and watching tv, his favorite show is Odasoku man. Despite Dazai being a baby, he will still have that passion for suicide. Since he's a baby, commuting suicide is much easier, but you are very cautious when he tries to. He gives you the hardest side eye whenever you save him from his attempts. Dazai would wine and cry his butt off but will stop if you read him a story or something. Feed this mf with a bottle of milk, never 6 This baby likes being a dick and you know it. If you ever breastfeed him, he won't hesitate to bite you. He loves cuddles, and sometimes baths if you allow him to have his rubbery duckies in it. He loves playing games with you and he's super clingy. He will cry if you ever leave him alone so have fun with that.

Chuuya

Baby Chuuya likes to pretend he's too old for stuff, but he likes to play with toys and watching Odasoku man like Dazai. Luckily for you, he's more easy to take care of than Dazai. He's sometimes ok with nap times, and he would never bite you like Dazai would. He isn't that mean, thank God. Will have an attitude with you sometimes. Will be attached to you but not that much like Dazai, he's fine if you leave him for a few minutes. He would like to pretend his bottle of milk is alcohol because why not, he likes to think he's cool. This mf will float in his sleep so be careful. Chuuya enjoys cuddles and having you feed him, especially when you do the airplane thing. He enjoys baths, he likes playing in the water and mess with the bubbles. Chuuya would cry if you refuse to read him a bedtime story. Please don't break his baby heart and read him a bedtime story.

Sigma

Baby Sigma is an angel I promise you that. He is a clingy loveable baby and he loves it whenever you give him hugs and kisses. This baby loves playing with duckies, he thinks they're cute. He names his rubber ducks Steven and Carl, he introduces you to them and you just play along. Sigma is too cute, too innocent. He's a very well behaved baby trust me, won't be chaotic at all. He's ok with nap time, he's a sleepy lil baby. If you ever do the airplane while feeding him, Sigma would just look at you confused. He doesn't know what an airplane is or why mothers do that, he eats anyway so thats a good thing. He's incredibly shy, so make him comfortable as much as possible. He likes being tickled, makes him happy and giggly. Baby Sigma is an adorable angel and you know it.

Fyodor

Baby Fyodor is complicated. He doesn't play with toys, he only watches tv for a little bit until it gets boring, he's a little picky when it comes to food so goodluck with that. Fyodor is ok with baths as long as the water isn't hot. Even if it's a little bit above ok temperature he will still be over dramatic and cry. During his private time he plays with toys, maybe an Odasoku doll if he's into that. Dont piss him off, he will not hesitate to make you go bye bye. If you try to make him eat, Fyodor will put his tiny little hand on yours as a warning. It's a warning to back off or he uses his ability on you. He likes to be fancy, definitely wears his ushanka all the time ansmd sleeps with it at night. He isn't that much of a fan of physical touch, maybe once in a while he'll be ok with head pats and cuddles. Fyodor secretly loves it, depends on his mood. Be careful around this baby and do not remove his ushanka or he'll kill you with his ability.

Nikolai

Baby Nikolai is an absolute nightmare. He refuses to go to bed, he can be picky at times, and he pranks too much. You wanna give him a bath? He'll teleport away. You wanna feed him food he doesn't like? He'll teleport away. It's time to go to bed? He teleports away. He loves toys, he's a very energetic child and will clap his hands and jump everytime he sees odasoku man pop up on tv. Nikolai is probably one of his biggest fans not gonna lie, he's obsessed with him. But what about Fyodor man? If that ever existed Nikolai would lose his shit. Nikolai loves to be a tease, he'll poke you non stop and be very noisy. Nikolai will also bite if you breastfeed him like Dazai. He loves showing off cool tricks, but once they get too dangerous you rush over to him to stop what he's doing. Super clingy and a handful, so do expect that. Nikolai loves to receive hugs and kisses. Give him some love and he'll be good.

[whosmaggy]

cats and shows and not knowing how to shut up

currently on repeat:

had a packed week! was lovely and exciting.

starting on friday the 27th: my dead friend h and her sister (who hates me :() were hosting a christman party! i drove with my friend a. we brought with us our white elephant gifts! i met h's new kittens!!! they were absolutely angelic. during the party, we had a meal, played gartic phone, and made a gingerbread house (post demolition).

for white elephant, i gave a scrapbooking starter kit. originally i got a lippie but i already have that exact one (it was literally in my purse), my a (a lover of all things lip products) however orchretrated a trade with our friend f so that i ended up with a disposable camera, face mask, ketchup chips, and oh henry reeses collab chocolate (my fave).

that night, after coming home, my niece and newphews arrived! they r my older brothers kids and live in america so i dont see them much. i think its crazy that im closer in age to my nephew than i am to my brother.

me, a, and f have been OBSESSED with criem scene kitchen. it truly is the best cooking show. we watched season 3. truly the best cinema currently airing.

on saturday, me, a, and h went to toronto! first stop: dainties macarons. a got 5, i got 1 red velvet one (was delish!! but you must like cream cheese to enjoy it). whilst walking their, h spotted a place her favourite youtubers had gone to in a video which brought her great excitement. second stop: frescas pizza. had a very tasty slice. one of the best pizza places in toronto. a got me a nestea(!!) 😭. while there, to h's great suprise, she spotted an arcade that her fave utubers had also gone to. we went and it was fun (i liked it more than them). third stop: free hot chocolate pop-up. we got free garbage bags too. last stop: eaton centre for permenent bracelets! h convinced us to get silver. we got no charms and i love the simplicity. it was buy 2 get 1 free so the cost was really good! i got a gift for f's bday and my sephora bday gift. we got a&w coke (me and h got diet which i hate). we took the subway and i peed in the station (in a bathroom ofc). i drove us back from the station and fir the entire 20 minutes, my windows and front/back windsheild were so foggy i could hardly see. but alas we all got home safe.

i have started coding an episode game for h. it is completely ridiculous.

finished the low taper fade obby in roblox. my nephew was throughly impressed.

me and f watched some squid game season 2. they killed my fine man. im not enjoying it. been locked into block blast.

on Monday i made a hinge profile (using cindy wolfie pics) to try and set my friend d up. all the men were awful.

Tuesday!! watch Babygirl!! all i will say is movie of the year! actually i will say more: it was so entertaining, goofy, unserious, and meow. harris Dickinson did something for me.

the new year has come.

i watched some hockey on wednesday. turcottes not doing well. i had him pinned to be a star before caufeild. i think he came into that game with 2 season penalties, just to get 2 more in that one game.

tall people scare me. i think ive never been in close proximity to anyone taller than 5'10.

suffering from the Calling Everyone 'BOY' Sickness. do not know when i will recover. or if i even will...

started tracking things (pees, poops, steps, hours of sleep, crys) for the new year. hoping to make a year wrapped.

posted a tiktok story as a joke. my old coworker saw it :(. so embarrassed. but think i might just start posting tikTok stories for fun.

been wtaching lots of slushynoobz recently.

been making a really good salad these days. in love with it and think about it every second of every minute of every day of every you get it.

today me, a, and f spent much of the day on a facetime call. we watched: Found A Homeless Billionaire Husband for Christmas, i found it on tiktok and it was simply amazing, Breaking the Ice, also tiktok, also amazing, and lastly Twisted Pair by the brilliant and stock footage loving Neil Breen. i laughed greatly, my firends didnt like neil breen that much. wtv.

set up my notion and google calander for the new term. very exciting. i have 2 midterms on my birthday.

thats it for this week.

going somewhere tomorrow!! and then going back to the best city in the world!

goodnight and sleep tight,

Maggy 👖

[xxx-sir-pentious-xxx]

Sir Pentious comforts a sinner reader who had dysfunctional family in their past

Sir Pentious was visiting the hotel as a sort of therapist today. He looked so pretty and soft, angelic. It was a stark contrast to the lobby painting that made him look serious and gloomy.

"Hello friend. I'm here for you to talk to now."

You go into the room that's designated as the therapy room with Pentious, it felt weird. You had to vent to someone you never personally knew, someone who's the symbol of redemption and purity. It was a lot of weight to consider.

But here you are, and he starts with asking your name then asking what's hurting you.... the name was easy but...

"I.. I have been dwelling on my family life... I feel like it's just been eating at me... my dad was barely there unless it was to hit me and my mother just ignored me... I never got that classic moment of the best day of my life. Ya know? I just want some dad or mom figure for one single day. Just some old geezer to take me to a amusement park after a breakfast ya know? A bonding thing."

Pentious wrote this all down and hums in thought before asking,

"So if you had one day with a parent figure, to have one good day, you think you'd feel at least a little bit better?"

You look down a bit embaressed,

"Its silly I know.."

"No. It's worth a try."

You were baffled by this statement and raised your eye brow. He just tussled your hair and you were able to leave the room.

It was late at night when Pentious woke you up with keys in his hand,

"Wanna break into a park in heaven and have the time of your life?"

You blinked but agreed and you both were on your way...

It was fun, it was thrilling even, breaking into an amusement park, riding all the rides and playing all the games in the arcade. All this without worry of money but all the thrill of being with a loved one, even if you barely knew the guy.

Pentious was very careful to keep everything locked up as you both went through and keeping everything clean. Quiet giggles were shared, a few 'you got this's'. It was nice even as you both left locking the gate and rushing back to Hell before you could get in trouble for sneaking out past curfew.

You fell asleep once you got tucked into bed by Pentious who said to you,

"Good night squirt. Dont tell Charlie we did a father daughter B&E, she'd never let me hear the end of it kiddo."

And with that he was gone and you were sleeping, dreaming of the best day night, of your life. You felt loved for once.

What a weird snake man.

[kittyspring-creates]

I dont have time to write an in depth stpry but i cant get this thpught out of ny head.

For the angel scouts au of fionna and cake.

Durring a mission that leads simon, fionna, and cake to an ice palace ruled by a version of the elemental woman (forgot her name oop) she is a formal woman who lives by the book and the three have to play along to the rituals.

Partisipating in the greeting ritual, among others. The elemental invites them to her ball thay evening where after an hour of red grape drinking all will partake in a dance and omce the ritual dancing is done and the less formal dancing begins then the trio may present their request to the elemental.

Fionna is encpuraged to wear a long dress which she hates. Its to open and wraps arpund her legs. Simon on the other hand is in his element. Being polite and fallowing traditions, learning culteral behavipurs. He cpuld do with out the blue suit that reminds him a bit to much of his old momo.

After awhile he takes note of fionnas bad mood and instead of reminding her to stand up straight, or telling her it will be over soon. he asks whats wrong. Fionna nearly yells but hold back as she holds on to herself for warmth. Complaining about how long this is taking. She tampers off in her agression. Lowrring her shoulders.

Fionna: I didnt always like the snow and ice. When i was little, all i wantes to do was play in the snow but my mom was to busy with her hpuse guests all the time. So i snuck out. I got lost and cried so hard my eyes froze shut. I was missing and blind for like two days before the neighbours found me and brought me home. Since then ice makes me uncomfortable, i cant stand being this cold for this long. And this dress has no backing augh.

Simon places a hand on her shpulder so she'll look at him.

Simon: as soon as we get a chance we'll run out of here with the lost jewel. We can even flip the castle off as we do so

fionna: * chuckles a bit* thanks man... And thanks for not saying sorry at my weird tale

Later theor request for the jewel s denied then the elemental sends in her gaurds to escort them out hich fionna is over the moon for, ginally something she knows. Fighting. The elemental woman puts fionna in a ball of ice and suspence her. Cake tries to fight the elemental but theres to many ice gaurds. Simon picks up fionnas sword and rushes at the elemental yelling how fionna doesnt like the cold. Hes not violent but he needed to be to try and get fionna out of the ice. Fionna is living a nightmare in her mind as the two fight to get to her. She gets so over whelmed she punches the floor over and over till her body moes and punches the ice. Breaking it. She drops on the elemental and runs on pure instinct to fight and get the jewel prismo sent them to get.

She hasnt even noticed that part of her hair by the bottom od her head had turned shock white from the cold. After she defeates the elemental and the trio get out f their with the jewel she makes a joke that the white strek is their teams symbol. She laughs it off and simon chuckles with her. He puts his jacket on her to help warm her off colored arms that were still freezing from the ice and probably burned a bit.