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Welcome back to the 2nd volume of trigun! The contestant has gone through some bumps on the road but nothing he cant handle. This volume comes with some interesting extra chapters. What a chance to gather points and get ahead of the tally

Lets all gather and see what he has prepared today!

Chap 0.1:

-1 "yikes statement" point for his sad thoughts. dont let the nice morning routine fool you. the contestant just woke up and held no punches with the "if he was honest, he wouldve been dead by now. he cant really live like a normal person"

Chap 0.2:

-1 "bad event" point for all the guns in his face while he was vibing with his music. this marks the start of the kidnapping arc

-1 "bad event" point for becoming a hostage

-1 "bad event" point for getting kicked even though he deserved it (ah the 90s)

-1 "action" point for using himself as a shield to save the girl

-1 "action" point for crying for someone "dying" even when he didn't knew the guy. His values and mentality lead him to believe that he has to protect everyone in the world. wait whats that-

-1 "yikes statement" for saying "its so senseless. i really hate seeing people die." The suffering division will count it because it relates to his trauma later in the story

-1 "action" point for putting himself in danger. Even if he is able to evade the bullet, it was really dangerous. It seems like the contestant is putting more on the line for the sake of points!

Chap 1:

-We are back to the main story!

-1 "bad event" point for the sad thought. Imagine not being able to look at the sky without getting sad about it

-1 "bad event" point for getting hit by a ball while lost in his sad thoughts

-1 "yikes statement" point for the "its the one thing that has kept me living for so long" Well damn, trimax vash keeps hitting the audience with that reminder, the audience goes wild but also sad. Also this point is brought by one of the most important mvps of this season: Legato Blue fucking summers!

-1 "bad event" point for getting scared to death with that...vision? the suffering division isnt sure but it counts!

-1 "bad event" point for getting accused of murder. The contestant leaves the ground ready for the next chapter. It's time for some violent times folks

Chap 2:

-1 "bad event" point for getting arrested for something he didn't do

-And he hits a flashback everyone!. He strikes 1 "sad outburst" point for not being able to stop crying after rem died. fuck.

-1 "bad event" point for not being able to stop the memory. The contestant is crying but his mind keeps playing that moment like a broken record. The ships fall, they flee, she stays.

-1 "traumatizing event" point for watching rem die. He watched the ship fall into the darkness without being able to do something.

-1 "action" point for changing his expression so easily the moment the girls went to the cell. The contestant is hitting so many heavy points already

-1 "bad event" point for getting pushed against the wall with enough strength to break spines. The audience flinches but we all know the contestant will make it out of this one

-1 "bad event" point for getting choked at the same time...the contestant is really going at full speed

-1 "action" point for fighting seriously after the girls were in danger. If the contestant keeps this energy up, he could hit an "angry outburst" point next chapter!

Chap 3:

-1 "bad event" point for the...attack in his arm? dear audience, the fight scenes in trimax are really something but we're doing our best

-1 "action" point for putting himself in danger while telling others to take cover

-1 "bad event" point for having his arm pulled out with the handcuffs. even if its his fake arm, it still looks pretty painful

-1 "traumatizing event" point for seeing dead people and WHAT THAT-

-1 "bad event" point for having a sad flashback in the middle of a fight.

-1 "yikes statement" point because the contestant doesnt think a physical injury is enough. his "I'm the one who's dangerous" is more than enough to grant him the point

-AND JUST LIKE THAT. The contestant beats his ass and puts the gun to his eye. 1 "angry outburst" point

-1 "action" point for his clear internal conflict. his hate for this murderer battles against the part of him trying to keep alive rem's legacy. What a sight to behold. The audience is in tears

-1 "action" point for calling out to his basically mom. Because what else can he do?

Well that was heavy

Chap 4:

-1 "traumatizing event" point for gathering so many scars in the past

-1 "yikes statement" point for basically calling his own body ugly.

-1 "yikes statement" wow another one. The contestant strikes with no fear and pulls out the "i have to settle the score. if i just went with my own life, i wouldnt be able to life with myself"

-1 "traumatizing event" point for finding monev's dead body on a cross.

-1 "bad event" point for getting attacked, even though he dodged it

Chap 5:

The contestant gathered no points this chapter! he is either resting or preparing something devastating for chapter 6

Chap 6:

DEAR AUDIENCE THIS IS THE MOMENT. THIS IS THE CHAPTER. HE HAS ARRIVED. PLEASE WELCOME OUR MVP, WOLFWOOD!

-1 "bad event" point for getting read by wolfwood like nothing. Wolfwood has just arrived and already handed the contestant a point

Chap 7:

-1 "bad event" point for being tricked in a really fucked up way. no one was able to see legato except him. therefore he cant warn people about him

-1 "bad event" point for getting injured with the door

-1 "bad event" point for dominique's first attack. although it was pretty cool. the contestant prepares himself for more moves

-and bam! 1 "bad event" point again for getting attack from behind

-AND THE CONTESTANT KEEPS GOING. 1 "bad event" point for having the gun on his chin

Chap 8:

This is the final chapter before trigun maximum everyone! lets see what the contestant has prepared for the grand finale

-1 "action" point for using his own pain against hypnosis like a madlad

-1 "traumatizing event' point for watching dominique jump...yikes

-1 "bad event" point for....fainting...from the pain???? we think????

-1 "bad event" point for being woken up by the worst vibes possible. i wonder who's fault is that

-1 "action" point for just yelling out "knives" in a moment of pure rage.

-1 "action" point for wanting to rush outside in a bad condition. the contestant has really picked up a fast pace

-1 "bad event" point for getting slapped by meryl. deserved by still counts

AND THE FINAL MVP IS HERE. MILLIONS KNIVES READY TO DEMOLISH VASH'S SANITY, EVERYONE CHEERS

-1 "action" point for not being able to shoot/keep knives away from him. alright, it seems like the contestant is going pretty fast..we havent seen this kind of speed since stampede

-1 "bad event" point for getting insulted by knives

-1 "traumatizing event" point for getting his angel arm released against his will. the contestant has mastered a continuous movement to keep striking points, but when will it be too much?

-1 "traumatizing event" point for the...other kind of attack knives is inflicting on him. knives is violating vash's body in more ways than the angel arm. he's invading the body looking to release all the power and pain vash keeps inside to keep others safe. he's not only releasing vash's weapon, he's using vash as a weapon.

ok this got dark, maybe we can go back a bit-

-1 "traumatizing event" point thanks to knives and the great power of psychological torture. the contestant doesnt need reminders of july but the mvp knives is here to remind him anyway

-1 "bad event" point for getting the rest of his body injured in an attempt to not release the angel arm

-1 "yikes statement" point for his sad thoughts right before disaster strikes. he has given up. "we were no good from the very start. i should have never been born" are devastating words that get the point

-1 "traumatizing event" point for releasing the power. he knows death and destruction will follow. people will die because of him, and he was unable to stop it

WELL WASNT THAT A ROUND OF SPORTS??? AJAJAJA :'D

The contestant is...not moving, but dont worry dear audience, he will be more than fine. While the first aid people take him to the hospital let's count the points of this wild round!

The total points of this volume are 56 points! The average per chapter is in between 7 and 8 points, but the last chapter gave the contestant an incredible boost, meaning his new total is 89 POINTS??? In just 2 volumes the contestant is closer to 100 points than the other contestants. Hold on tight to your comfy seats and call your therapist cuz we are in for a ride!

Please keep following us for sports updates!

And to see if the contestant will make it out of the hospital in time

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Today we start the amazing journey that will be next sports season. Trimax Vash, our dear contestant, is ready to go right into the action!

Let's start with volume 1 of Trigun

Chap 1:

-1 "bad event" point for getting shot at while eating

-1 "bad event" point for being threaten by the town people he just saved

yes, dear audience, things can go that bad that quickly and the contestant is here to exploit that fact

Chap 2:

-1 "bad event" point for still being chased and shot at

-1 "bad event" point for getting cornered the moment he thought he was safe

-1 "yikes statement" point for saying that he cannot stop until he finds someone. He would give up his life otherwise.

the contestant is starting slow but it is only the second chapter and he has plenty of time to catch up

Chap 3:

-1 "bad event" point while being attacked while saving people

-1 "action" point for risking his life trying to protect people he doesn't know

-1 "action" point for not defending himself from all the insults nebraska is throwing at him

What a nice way to close that small arc! Points were gathered and now the contestant has to travel with the insurance girls.

Chap 4:

-1 "action" point without saying goodbye to the children of the town before leaving

-1 "action' point for pretending to be asleep to not be honest, which comes with an additional point

-1 "yikes statement" point for saying "that was more than I deserved." Its only chapter 4 and the contestant will not give himself a break. Fascinating

-1 "bad event" point for getting hit right in the eyes (ouch)

-1 "action" point for just....slamming his own head to get the kid

The action is starting again folks. The contestant is out to get those points in the sandsteamer way earlier than his counterparts

Chap 5:

-AND JUST LIKE THAT, 1 "bad event" point for getting drugged. Things may not look good for the contestant but they sure look good for his score board

-1 "bad event" point for his dream of....rem falling into the earth....this is fine

-1 "bad event" point for his sad dream overall, we are getting momentum people!

Chap 6:

-1 "bad event" point for getting shot at while saving the kid

-1 "action" point for risking his safety by jumping out the window

-1 "yikes statement" point for the contestant saying "why do death and destruction always follow right behind me" because if the dear audience thinks about it, thats a really sad statement considering his age.

Chap 7:

-1 "bad event" point for getting shot at after he was so ready to start his plan, damn

-1 "action" point for fighting while injured

-1 "bad event" point for bleeding from that injured, this guy I swear-

-1 "bad event" point for getting hit with a sad (but beautiful) flashback

-1 "action" point for calling himself pathetic. ok I think we are going a bit too far on this chapter-

-1 "bad event" point for still getting shot at

-1 "bad event" point for getting cornered. Seems like the plan went south for the contestant, and yet he keeps going!

Chap 8:

-1 "bad event" point for getting shot at, even if they failed

-1 "bad event" point for getting shot at while the sandsteamer is about to crash, which means rocks and bullets are falling onto the contestant

-1 "bad event" point because his wound got worse mid fight

Chap 9:

-1 "bad event" point for getting shot at as a threat. The contestant just wanted to say thank you but that's not allowed. He needs to get shot every chapter, otherwise the tally would break.

Chap 10:

-1 "bad event" point for being used as a shield by old people. They chose wisely but that is not the point

-1 "bad event" point for getting attacked from behind by meryl and millie. The girls are finally here trying to get the contestant some points.

Chap 11:

The contestant didnt hit any points in this chapter! He just wasnt there! The contestant decided to stay back on this one. But do not fret, dear audience, we have so much manga ahead of us.

Chap 12:

-1 "bad event" point for being ignored for the rest of the chapter after helping meryl!

This was sure a start for the contestant! The contestant stands proudly in front of the audience, even if he didn't hit a lot of points in his debut.

And the tally starts. Trimax Vash starts with 33 points!

For the hardcore sports fans, this means we can finally measure the stats between the competitors! Stampede Vash had the strongest debut with 9 points, while Trimax Vash had the lowest with 2 points (in the 1st chapter ever). 98 Vash stays comfortably in the middle with 8 points.

This is gonna be a long (and probably sad) sports season, please dont miss it!

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Welcome back sports fans :D

To celebrate @trigunbookclub we will be rb all the sports episodes according to the schedule. We have some time before Stargaze so let's make the most of it

Welcome everyone to the Trimax Sports Round Rerun!

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Welcome to the last volume of Trimax. After so many months our journey through the manga ends here. Trimax Vash is ready to give his all one more time, and we are ready to witness how many pain points this guy can gather.

Welcome everyone, to volume 14:

Chap 1:

-1 "bad event" point for being shown livio being tortured. fun, thank you legato, we are setting up the bar tonight

-the contestant resists, thinks about, tries to reach another way...

-1 "traumatic event" point for, after so much emotional torture and the wolfwood flashback, being forced to kill another human. he shots legato in the face, making him an official killer.

Chap 2:

-1 "action" point for that reflex thing with his arm. he has been fighting for so many hours that the moment he felt someone's presence he pulled out his gun.

Chap 3:

-no contestant here! he's preparing for the next chapter

Chap 4:

-mental palace time! (or the after life who knows)

-1 "traumatic event" point for seeing the ghosts of people that died and he feels guilty about, or just straight up hurts

-1 "traumatic event" point for seeing everyone who is alive and he needs to protect because right now hes afraid of something happening to them

-1 "traumatic event" point for rem specifically. because thats his mom. which leads to

-1 "bad event" point thanks to rem fading away before vash could reach to her. fuck

Chap 5:

-now that he is up, 1 "bad event" point for immediately connecting himself to knives and the rest of plants...with a fucking cable in his neck! this man knows no limits

Chap 6:

-the contestant doesnt win any points in this chapter! but the audience is still crying

Chap 7:

-1 "bad event" point for still being forced to fight knives, even when everything is technically over

-1 "bad event" point for getting hit by chronica while protecting knives

Chap 8:

-1 "bad event" point for living in hiding once again for 6 months

-1 "traumatic event" point for the death of his brother. even after everything, he was still important to vash

-1 "bad event" point for getting kicked around for a bit by all the bounty hunters.

THINGS HAVE GONE FULL CIRCLE EVERYONE. THAT IS IT FOR TRIMAX VASH!

THE CONTESTANT LIFTS HIS FIST IN VICTORY, THE AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CRIES, WHAT A FINALE! LOVE AND PEACE!

The points in this round make 13 points, so TRIMAX VASH OFFICIALLY HAS 308 POINTS UNDER HIS BELT! IF STAMPEDE VASH WANTS TO CATCH UP HE HAS A LONG WAY TO GO

THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO HAS JOINED US FOR THE BEAUTY OF SPORTS. WE DONT KNOW WHEN THE BROADCAST WILL BE BACK BUT YOU CAN BET WE WILL BE HERE FOR TRIGUN STARGAZE!

UNTIL NEXT TIME SPORTS FANS!

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And welcome to the second to last volume of Trimax! Although the contestant is in the lead, we still need to see if he will make it to the 300 points and how much of a gap he will leave between himself and stampede vash in the future

Without further comments, let's get the last legs of this journey going

Welcome to volume 13:

Chap 1:

-1 "bad event" point because vash failed at...shooting at...the sky? (the suffering division isnt really sure but he looks distressed about it so it counts)

-1 "bad event" point for having his body manipulated by legato because his body shaking due to so much effort isnt enough

-1 "bad event" point thanks to legato making him bleed

-1 "action" point for injuring himself further by resisting legato's control

-1 "action" point for still moving even though he has no wish to live anymore. he's just finishing the job. if you dont believe us you can check the last panel on page 22 of the chapter. go on. we dare you

Chap 2:

-no points here! but the real battle is about to start

Chap 3:

-1 "bad event" point for almost getting hit by legato's...giant...doll

Chap 4:

-no points here! again! the contestant keeps surviving but at what cost :)

Chap 5:

-livio chapter, no points here

Chap 6:

-more livio chapters. make sure to get your free livio vs elendira tshirts on the way out!

Chap 7:

-livio fight part 3: fuck yeah bro lets go

Chap 8:

-1 "bad event" point for getting blasted by the doll

-and just when he thinks he's gone....BAM 1 "bad event" point for having legato point the gun at him behind his head

Chap 9:

-1 "bad event" because vash has drained most of his energy defending himself while trying to not kill legato. but he stands up. he passes legato, ready for his other fight

-oh! he sees legato stand up and now theyre going for round 2

Such an interesting volume! Both the contestant and livio have fought immense forced, but their battles are about to end. What will the outcome be?

However, we do not the outcome of the points today! Since the contestant got 9 points today, his new total is 295 points! This is unbelievable! He's so close to take 300 points home!

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We may be close to the end but the battle has just started. The contestant and his allies will give their everything to save the plants and the world. How many points will vash get in this fight?

We are about to find out! :D

Lets go with volume 12:

Chap 1:

-1 "bad event" point for having a july flashbacks..just right off the bat

-2 "bad event" points for the rem and wolfwood flashback at the same time! seems like this is a serious play from the contestant

Chap 2:

-no contestant here!

Chap 3:

-no points here but trimax vash wows the audience with a badass performance

Chap 4:

-1 "bad event" point for the flashbacks while acknowledging that his own brother has decided to kill him. hatred may win over love

Chap 5:

-flashback time! 1 "bad event" point for getting...arrested? by humans many many years ago when he was innocent

-1 "traumatic event" point because it is implied knives killed the people in the village in front of vash BUT ALSO

-1 "traumatic event" point because his arm got chopped off when he was 8 years old. isnt that fun?

-1 "yikes statement" point for saying he doesnt have a future in the planet...which means...yknow

Chap 6:

-1 "bad event" point thanks to the people not following the damn plan, putting vash in an even worse situation

Chap 7:

-1 "bad event" point for getting his ass kicked. now he's bleeding

Chap 8:

-1 "bad event" point for really really bad bleeding. the audience worries, the suffering division also worries

-and he falls! 1 "bad event" point for fainting

-and he gets back up! thank god

Chap 9:

-no points! only legato's backstory....yikes

THINGS ARE GETTING HEAVY DEAR AUDIENCE. WHAT WILL THE CONTESTANT DO NEXT VOLUME? HOW WILL LEGATO VS VASH TURN OUT?

The points gathered today make 12 points. The new total is 286 points! will next volume help vash make it to the 300?

Keep watching the sports and find out!

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Welcome...back...sports fans. Last volume definitely was...a heavy one...BUT WE CANNOT STOP HERE. Wolfwood died to the contestant could surpass 98 vash. Now all that trimax vash needs to do is to get so many points that stampede vash cannot catch up in the future.

We are in too deep dear audience, we cannot stop

Let's all give a round of applause to volume 11:

Chap 1:

-1 "bad event" point for getting yelled by brad. leave the guy alone bro, he just went through some stuff

Chap 2:

-1 "bad event" point for getting attacked by random guys just...because

Chap 3:

-1 "bad event" point for getting read about how he isolates himself. be loved bitch

Chap 4:

-1 "action" point for putting more of his power in the bullets. even when he knows that takes away his life he's putting everything on the line

Chap 5:

-1 "bad event" point thanks to legato. the mere thought of a fight to the death is too much for the contestant

Chap 6:

-the contestant is not here! but will be back!

Not many points this time but maybe that was necessary after....that. But let's see how many points he got today! The contestant got 5 points which means the new total is 274 points! Big numbers are coming and they're coming fast!

Please stay for more sports! The final battle is about to end and who knows how many points the contestant will get

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Just 5 volumes to go, how's the audience feeling so far. Maybe last round was a little bit of a bump in the road but everyone is still excited to see what the contestant has for today!

Probably more classic sad shenanigans but we're about to see!

Lets begin volume 10!

Chap 1:

-The contestant still isn't here :D that's why we were 99% sure

Chap 2:

-OH THANK GOD HE'S HERE- I mean um. Dear audience please welcome the contestant! After a volume without him we are sure excited to see how he does this time

Chap 3:

-AND WE START, 1 "bad event" point for getting shot from basically all the angles possible

-1 "bad event" specifically for that bullet that hit his side but was pulled out by the feathers

-1 "bad event" point for being reminded of how old he is. thank you wolfwood! what would we do without you

Chap 4:

-1 "bad event" for trying to put some sense into wolfwood and then BAM, cover explodes

-1 "traumatizing event" for one of the worst moments so far. the contestant holds his dear boyfriend as he dies, feeling death in his already injured body. he knows how this will end, but that doesnt mean anything.

-AND WE CANNOT HAVE SHIT, 1 "bad event" point for being fucking stabbed while processing everything

Chap 5:

-1 "traumatic event" point for technically being forced to only watch as wolfwood fights alone

Chap 6:

-1 "traumatic event" point for, again, not being able to intervene. however, he gets a point because instead of trying to reason with wolfwood he just suffers in silence. in fact, he keeps people away from wolfwood. even though this is not what he wants to do, he does it for wolfwood.

Chap 7:

-1 "action" point for his lack of reaction when "finding out" who wolfwood was. it doesnt matter. it never did

-the audience is in tears, the contestant stays frozen in place, looking at the sky. praying. hoping

-no one wants to see the last play the mvp had for vash

-it happens. there are truly no number that can measure the amount of damage the last scene has caused the contestant. 1 "traumatic event" point for the tragedy that has fallen over our contestant. but we all know no number will be ever enough

Chap 8:

-and this is when he start the lighting round: 1 "traumatic event" point for having to bury wolfwood

-1 "sad outburst" point (although it could also be counted as a angry outburst) for defending wolfwood's home by using more of his power. it makes him weaker, closer to death. but it doesnt matter

-1 "action" point for the coping mechanism so soon after his death. the method isnt bad, but it is terrible that the contestant doesnt get enough time to mourn

Well...wasnt that a volume. do not worry dear audience, a few employees are giving away tissues for your tears

The contestant has officially surpassed 98 vash, putting him in first place. This volume and the final moves by the mvp got trimax vash 13 points. His new total is 269 points

but at what cost

Please....keep tuning in for...the sports...jaja...

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Every day we're getting closer to the end of this journey. Trimax vash needs just a few more points to put 98 vash in second place but will he use the rest of his time to the maximum?

*ba dum tss*

Lets check volume 9 to see how is the contestant using his time!:

Chap 1:

-the contestant doesnt appear during this chapter! but please enjoy the wolfwood focused chapter!

Chap 2:

-same thing here :D the audience is really happy to see the mvp wolfwood shine!

Chap 3:

-what a fun coincidence! although now its a livio focused chapter!

Chap 4:

-no contestant again....and the mvp is getting his ass beaten...oh boy

Chap 5:

-trimax vash please get to the stage, the audience is getting worried about the mvp over here...

Chap 6:

-um...yeah no...no contestant during this volume...oh boy

WELL WASNT THAT THE FASTEST RECAP EVER! WE HAVENT HAD THIS SITUATION SINCE THE SUFFERING TRIATHLON OF 87

no points for today but if the mvp wolfwood were competing boy this would have been a goldmine for him

Please tune in for the next volume! its 99% sure the contestant will be here

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We're on the last half of trimax, yes, but the contestant is in to way halfway though the pain! Will the contestant run wild today because of the stargaze new or will he go at his own (equally sad and fast sometimes) pace? Let's find out!

Welcome to volume 8:

Chap 1:

-1 "bad event" point for being on that position against his will thanks to legato. like the contestant is holding all his weight on his CUT OFF ARM. strong start.

-1 "bad event" point for getting blamed for the humans using/abusing the plants

-1 "bad event" point after legato folded vash like paper for just speaking facts. legato is being a great support player tonight

-1 "bad event" point for resisting legato's powers, which must take a lot of strength from him.

Chap 2:

-1 "bad event" point for being trapped in the cell in the floor

Chap 3:

-1 "action" point for a flashback. luida's flashback shows the contestant putting himself in danger *again* for the sake of others

-1 "bad event" point because its been months and the contestant is still in jail!

Chap 4:

-mvp wolfwood to the rescue! sadly it wasnt a smooth rescue. 2 "traumatic event" points because the contestant needed to use the angel arm to escape. 2 because 1) he hates to use it and 2)it made him weaker

-1 "bad event" point for fainting after that

-1 "yikes statement" point for straight up admitting he doesnt care if he lives or dies. he just wants to defend his boyfriend mvp

-1 "bad event" point for using the angel arm again, putting him even closer to death than before

Chap 5:

-funny enough, no bad things happened in this chapter!

Chap 6:

-chapter 6 is actually owned by the mvp of the volume wolfwood! The contestant does not appear here!

Just like that volume 8 has ended. Boy oh boy those were...emotions, truly. But theres no time for tears because its time to count the points. This volume gave the contestant 12 points. Which means the new total is 256 points! We're getting close to the end so please keep tuning in for the sports!

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Happy Trigun Stargaze announcement day! It seems like the contestant will come back soon to take more points and get to the top of the score board!

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Welcome to the volume that marks halfway of trimax! that's right everyone. After this volume we will only have 7 more to go! Time sure passes fast when you're having fun...and watching someone else suffer

Here's trimax volume 7 everyone:

Chap 1:

-1 "bad event" point for almost dying in space. almost

-1 "traumatic event" point for reading the reports alone. the contestant (even with just one year of life) was perfectly able to understand what the humans did to tesla.

-1 "traumatic event" point for discovering the body of tesla. again. 1 year of life

Chap 2:

-now shit has officially hit the fan (in the past). 1 "traumatic event" point for what the suffering division has called "The Aftermath" aka his reaction. It's just too much

-1 "traumatic event" point for the panic attack that followed

-1 "action" point for rejecting food after that...as a way to...yikes.

-1 "action" point for assuming rem has just been taking care of them to continue the experiments. the contestant isn't stopping for anything tonight dear audience!

-1 "yikes statement" point for asking rem to kill him.

-1 "action' point for trying to do so himself. the contestant grabs the knife while rem is distracted, he pulls it to himself-

-rem stops him but he fights. the contestant gets control of the knife, dear audience he's about to do it, he stabs rem with it- silence.

-1 "traumatic event" point for his first time harming someone else.

-this one comes with another 1 "traumatic event" point for having another panic attack

Chap 3:

-WE MOVE A LITTLE BIT INTO THE FUTURE/PRESENT. 1 "bad event" point for getting kicked by knives in the head

Chap 4:

-1 "bad event" point thanks to the local man who just had to remind the contestant of a really bad time a few chapters ago

-1 "bad event" point for what it looks like...painful? feathers?

Chap 5:

-1 "bad event" point thanks to his feathers which represent that Bad Things are about to happen

Chap 6:

-1 "bad event" point for the contestant thanks to knives and the many many guns he's using to harm the contestant

-1 "bad event" point for having his good arm (cmon man) stabbed by knives

-1 "traumatic event" point for almost becoming part of knives's mind. not only it was painful in a physical way but no one thinks that would have been good for the contestant

WELL DEAR AUDIENCE that was it for today! We got an intense flashback and trimax 98 unconscious and against the ropes! Let's see how many points this got to the contestant.

The contestant got today 18 points. That increases his total to 244 points! He only needs 20 more points to surpass 98 vash! Horray for sports

Please follow the sports season to the end! we are halfway through trimax!

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Thank you dear audience for coming once again for the beautiful sport that is suffering. The stakes have been set, new people have been introduced. Boy oh boy what moves will happen today. Maybe today trimax vash will dethrone 98 vash?

Stay and watch the performance that volume 6 will be to find out!

Chap 1:

-1 "action" point for pushing himself even though he's injured and his hand hurts.

-1 "bad event" point for getting punched out of nowhere cuz the contestant cant go too long without his signature move

Chap 2:

-1 "bad event" point thanks to the mvp wolfwood pointing his gun at him???? wild move by the mvp. also the suffering division has cleared up that it is pretty sure that the contestant knows about the gun, but chooses to not react to it

-1 "action" point for almost letting it happen.

-1 "bad event" point for almost getting yeeted with the car

Chap 3:

the contestant did not appear this chapter but boy oh boy a lot of new enemies did

Chap 4:

-1 "bad event" point thanks to the cruel and sad reveal of vash's hair. Because it has turned black it means he is closer to death

Chap 5:

-1 "bad event" point for getting tackled by a child, you know, the usual

-oh and it seems like its starting, 1 "action" point for believing he cant be forgiving by anyone, not even god

-1 "yikes statement" point for the "I can't even forgive myself"

-1 "bad event" point because god damn, he cant have a moment of peace before getting ambushed by people who want to kill him

-1 "bad event" point for having a gun behind his head

-1 "action" point for the other sad reveal of the volume: vash day drinks

-1 "action" point for almost giving in and just letting this bandit end him, but only stopping because knives is getting closer

-1 "bad event" point thanks to his feathers coming out without him wanting to. now everyone around is scared of him and calling him a monster

-1 "bad event" point thanks to the people throwing rocks at him

-1 "yikes statement" point for the classic and almost iconic "What I am supposed to do. I don't know anymore" after millie asks him why does he keep smiling

-1 "bad event" for not being able to say good bye to meryl properly. he cant blame her for being scared but it still hurts

Chap 6:

-1 "bad event" point for having....vision? the suffering division isnt sure but he seems distraught

-FLASHBACK TIME ONCE AGAIN, 1 "bad event" point because it seems like a lot of things are wrong with the ship

AND that's it for today folks! maybe not a lot of points (except for chapter 5) have been gained today but a lot of important reveals happened and new people have been introduced! Now, it's time to check the points.

Today the contestant got 19 points, the new average is settling in. This means the new total is 226 points! How exciting!

We have entered the volume full of flashbacks. Please follow along to see how many points trimax vash can get in his childhood!

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It's a new dawn, a new day, a new volume for all of us! The contestant has left the young stampede vash in the dust and now it's looking to take 98 vash's title. Will he manage to get enough points to do so in this volume? let's find out

Let's follow our dear contestant to the horrors of volume 5:

Chap 1:

-we start today's volume in a nice little city and BAM, 1 "bad event" point for getting nuked by a child

-1 "bad event" point for getting dragged like a bag of flour

-AND THE AUDIENCE HAS BEEN SLAPPED, WE WERE IN A FLASHBACK ALL ALONG DEAR AUDIENCE. 1 "bad event" point for unlocking sad memories

-1 "sad outburst" point for his reaction to those memories. he's not only sad because they are dead, he's sad because in his mind, this is his fault

-1 "bad event" point for almost falling down because of the memories. the suffering division has granted this point because it is implied that if he had fallen completely, he would have given up forever.....sports am i right?

Chap 2:

-1 "bad event" point for getting attacked while going to get meryl

Chap 3:

-1 "traumatizing event" point for releasing The Angel Powers right here right now. Now everyone is falling

-1 "traumatizing event" point for sharing his memories with other people by accident

-But wait! flashback time! 1 "traumatizing event" point for getting experimented on by force

-1 "traumatizing event" point for feeling the results of the experimentation

-1 "bad event" point for being bullied questioned by knives.

-1 "traumatizing event" point for being forced to use the angel arm, causing july to disappear forever

Chap 4:

-the contestant is present, just not doing much yet

Chap 5:

-and the contestant has officially Gone Berserk tm, what a moment! 1 "traumatizing event" for him

-1 "bad event" point for being lowkey controlled by legato. if he wants to go all out let him damnit

-1 "bad event" point for getting his hand nailed by....dear audience she has finally arrived

Chap 6:

-1 "action" point for basically asking what he needs to do to be allowed to live

-2 "yikes statement" points for this small moment here where he says so many sad things about his current life. he gets a will to live, he loses it, rinse and repeat. he keeps getting hurt every day. he only lives to remember rem

-1 "action" point for never forgiving himself for july

-MENTAL PALACE TIME EVERYONE 1 "traumatizing event" thanks to the fucked up but neat representation of his powers in his mind.

-1 "action" point for not doing nothing after Hoppered basically cursed him for the rest of his life

AND THATS IT FOR TODAY FOLKS! The angel arm got a beautiful introduction and the contestant's depression bar has gotten pretty high :D The points gained today are in total 21 points! The average is rising again. This means the new total is 207 points! Trimax vash is officially in the 200s!

Please keep following the sports! We are almost halfway trimax!

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Things are slowly getting more intense in trimax but do not be misguided dear audience, for we are only in volume 4! The contestant has decided to leave his counterparts in the fucking dust :D

Lets see what he has to offer in volume 4

Chap 1:

-1 "bad event" point for not being able to drunk sleep in peace. the moment knives is detected the contestant is on the go

-1 "bad event" point because the satellite got destroyed. not only people that vash cares about cared about it, but so did vash.

-1 "action" point for his very on brand "leaving without saying goodbye move"

Chap 2:

-1 "bad event" point for almost dying of...many things actually. the contestant is using his environment to his favor and get those sweet extra points

Chap 3:

-between getting better from almost dying and thinking about what to do next the contestant did not get points in this chapter

-however, the stage has changed. a challenge has been presented

Chap 4:

-1 "action" point for recklessly jumping through a window to save meryl.

-and just when the team has set a plan to rescue meryl, 1 "bad event" point thanks to Hoppered, who has launched himself to attack the contestant

Chap 5:

-1 "bad event" point for getting divided from the team thanks to an explosion

-1 "bad event" point for being forced to shoot and getting teased about enjoying it

Chap 6:

-the contestant starts strong on this chapter. 1 "bad event" point because someone reminded him of july. seems like this one is going to be a good one folks

-1 "bad event" point for getting wrecked by Hoppered. The contestant is biting dust right now (physically, he's doing great points wise)

Chap 7:

-AND HERE IT COMES: 1 "traumatizing event" point for remembering the light, the rubble, the pain

-1 "action" point for blaming himself entirely for it

-1 "yikes statement" point for believing he cant atone for what he did, despite his ideals

-1 "bad event" point for getting punch while reflecting

-1 "yikes statement" for telling hoppered he can kill him later.

-1 "action" point for basically being su*cidal

-1 "bad event" point for being forced to keep fighting while remembering july

AND THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS FOLKS. NEW PEOPLE ARE ARRIVING

MEMORIES ARE GETTING UNLOCKED

THE CONTESTANT IS ABOUT TO FALL TO HIS KNEES BUT HE RESISTS FOR THE NEXT VOLUME

THE CROWD CANT BREATHE

This volume got the contestant 17 points! His new total rises to 186 points!

Please keep following the sports to see the rest of the arc!

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Welcome back to another volume of Trimax! Last time the contestant prepared an amazing performance that we are about to see. 2 new people to fight, 1 depressed plant and 1 mvp. All the places for many many suffering points are in place

Lets begin with Volume 3:

Chap 1:

-1 "bad event" point for getting attacked by 27 lethal attacks at the same time. that is a way to start the volume, no punches held back here

-1 "action" point for staying calm despite the attacks then the whole fake dismembering

Chap 2:

the contestant stays of the stage for this chapter letting his mvp shine!

Chap 3:

-1 "bad event" point for being forced to hunt down emilio and therefore opening himself to more traumatic moments with the puppets

-1 "bad event" point for having "humans" he knows aim guns at him while smiling

-1 "bad event" point for getting shot by them. actually, one of them grazed his face. that comes with...

-1 "traumatizing event" point for being forced to shoot at puppets that look like people he knows

-1 "bad event" point for almost getting shot in the back by puppets that look like people he knows. the contestant is facing the same challenge multiple times and using it in his favor to get points, but at what cost.

-SIKE one of the puppets was actually a real person. 1 "bad event" point for having someone injured in front of him

Chap 4:

-1 "bad event" point for having "people" ("the doctor" included) shoot at him and call him a demon

-1 "bad event" point for having to hurt someone he used to know

Chap 5:

-the action has almost come to an end, but the contestant is not done geting those points. 1 "bad event" point for getting attacked by a ...*checks notes* spider puppet while trying to help someone

Chap 6:

-Flashback time! 1 "traumatizing event" point for almost dying in the desert.

-1 "bad event" point thanks to meryl hitting him in the head while injured. atta girl

-1 "action" point for blaming himself for what happened in true Vash Fashion tm

Chap 7:

-1 "action" point because of his emotional attachment to people he didnt know, to people in the cold sleep chamber. he was so attached that he got better while being there

-1 "bad event" point for getting attacked while having a moment. the contestant is really pulling all the stops

-1 "action" point for calling himself kinda hopeless because he knows what he is doing and yet he does it anyway

-1 "bad event" point for having his arm ripped off

AND LIKE THAT, THE CURTAIN CLOSES ON THIS VOLUME. there was action and time to breathe and the contestant managed to get many points at every turn, what a performance. Today he got 18 points, which means his new total is 167 points! He has officially surpassed Stampede Vash! Nos he's coming after 98 Vash's title

In how many volumes will he reach the top? Keep following the sports to find out

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We have officially entered Trimax! We have 13 volumes ahead and the contestant is already making incredible numbers. If the total points of this round surpass 44 he could be looking at getting a new average per volume.

But enough statistics, its time to let the contestant shine in Trimax vol 2:

Chap 1:

-it took a while but 1 "action" point for isolating himself so everyone stays safe. even though they really want to see him

Chap 2:

-1 "bad event" point for getting yeeted from the motorbike and being forced to ride it

-1 "bad event" point for injuring himself and wolfwood after he takes control of the motorbike

-1 "bad event" point for getting attacked by the blade. even though a sword has no business going against a gun, the contestant is still struggling

-1 "bad event" point thanks to the rai-dei for threatening the last remains of family he has left. thanks bro, you truly are helping the contestant today

Chap 3:

-1 "bad event" point for being forced into a life and death combat just so he can go check on his family

-1 "bad event" point for getting attacked at the speed of light again

the battle was pretty fast but it seems like the contestant has won! how will he get more points now that is over?

Chap 4:

-the contestant asks rai-dei to surrender. sadly thats not an option in trigun but before he can do anything, wolfwood kills him. 1 "traumatic event" point for watching a man die because of his boyfriend best friend

-1 "angry outburst" point for attacking wolfwood out of anger

-1 "bad event" point thanks to out mvp, who so braverly put vash's gun in front of his own face to prove a point. what a man

Chap 5:

-1 "bad event" point for crashing the motorbike again

-1 "bad event" point for just being at his limit

-1 "action" point for being waken up by the guy who wants to save his mom. boy oh boy, the contestant had a "thats me fr fr" moment and is ready to act

-1 "action" point for actively helping the guy despite being on his limit. he can barely walk, he cant talk yet there he is. ready to help people

-1 "bad event" point for getting kicked by the guy for...not staying in bed while hurt....huh

-1 "bad event" point thanks to wolfwood who was so irritated that he pulled his gun on vash

Chap 6:

-1 "bad event" point for the implication that wolfwood hit the contestant so he would reveal where they are going. we are close to the end of the volume but the mvp keeps doing his job

-1 "yikes statement" point for admitting he doesnt have the answer to his ways yet. not that the statement of not knowing is bad, but the fact that he puts himself on the line for an ideal hes not even sure about is insane. the suffering division deems it point worthy

-1 "traumatizing event" point for probably one of the most heavy points the contestant will get this season. his family breaks in many pieces, revealing they are all fake. his relief is destroyed like nothing. legato really found his home

Chap 7:

-1 "action" point for his lack of action. leonof introduces himself and mocks him but all he can do is stand still in pain.

the contestant reacts after a few minutes, and gets in position to get more points

AND with a cliffhanger, today's round comes to an end. somewhat of a short performance but still an impressive one. the contestant who is very much ahead and does not show signs of stopping

On this round he got 20 points, meaning his new total is 149 points. The contestant is 10 points away from surpassing stampede vash!

Please keep tuning in for more suffering! more drama! more sports!