#don't take that seriously

[destiny-in-the-universe]

this is my own fault.

hear me out-

rc9gn x warrior cats au

i need this. like, here is my vision- norrisville is a clan of cats, right? for now, we're calling the clan "brightclan" bc i am uncreative but, brightclan also had their own version of the norisu 9- the first ninja was this former kittypet who had gotten some of his fur dyed green and it just never came with; he was a curious boy, genuinely loved the outdoors and would spend his time wandering the forest which is how he found brightclan and his littermates (eight of them, mind you) followed suit

but first ninja was given the warrior name pouncepaw - pouncepaw and his brothers were resilient warriors, given the nickname "norisu 9" (for lack of better name-) because they excelled in what they did but of course- the clan was having issues with a band of rogues (where the sorcerer and his mate, the sorceress, came from!)

pouncepaw was close to becoming a warrior, but because he had begun his training late- due to ex-kittypet status- he didn't have an earned warrior name. his siblings, albeit not all from the same litter, were tasked with taking on the rogues; in an attempt to drive them out as they were causing problems on the clan- but something went south... pouncepaw still remembers the blood, the yowls even - how even his brothers were no match for the rogues (pouncepaw was given his warrior name after for his bravery, but he was the sole survivor)

now pouncestrike, he and his best friend pumpkinheart were leaving camp often- determined more than ever to take those down rogues; no one's entirely sure how it happened but the two rogues were banished from the territory- never to return...

pouncestrike went missing one day- no one was entirely sure what happened to him; some claimed he simply returned to his kittypet life, others thought he just went rogue- unable to deal with the deaths of his littermates but whispers foretold of a great warrior - the one cat who would protect them from harm (what they didn't know is it was different cats chosen, for their bravery- their courage- their true heart)

generations would come to pass within brightclan and soon enough, current times brought a new apprentice- the cat who would finally put an end to the rogues once and for all (not that anyone knew it yet-); let me have fun with this idea- i realize it barely manages to make sense

in comes our boy- violetpaw (currently just a placeholder name!) who was certainly a... unique cat; he seemed clumsy, but he had proven he would protect those who needed it and thus it was when the messenger delivered the message. except violetpaw didn't understand the teachings as well as the others, needing a little extra nudge from the cat version of the nomicon (genuinely for now, i think the nomicon should be like a starclan warrior or something visiting the ninjas in their dreams? i'll fix this later-)

violetpaw and his best friend flamepaw are apprentices known for their mischief, but of course- the rogue known as shade (also a placeholder name!) is back; and two of the warriors (mcfist is sandswipe? stoatfang? and viceroy, willowstrike) are apparently in cahoots with shade

tldr; the ninjas are warriors with a unique set of skills and abilities that set them out from the rest- they are referred to as 'silent warriors' (until i come up with a better name) and currently, violetpaw is chosen to take on the mantle. the mind-wipe would likely play out differently bc i am not that mean and obviously cats have a different perception of ages/years than a human would-

gonna reblog this with the list of potential cat names and whatnot in a moment!

[bilbos-stolen-untensils]

I'm not saying this to be mean, or to give people byler-doubt, I want Byler endgame just as much as the next person but.. I watched a deep dive video on Superwholock and let me tell you the Byler fans mirror the Johnlock shippers in many ways. I think I'm done getting my hopes up because Johnlock broke my heart and I wasn't even apart of the fandom until 10 years later!!!! Once again, I'n not trying to be mean! I'm just saying, and it makes me sad to think about history repeating itself like this.

I'm not getting queerbaited in 2024 or 2025, I'm just not. And hey, if I'm wrong, be prepared to say I told you so!!! Please do, I will be HAPPY if I'm wrong <33

(This is my last post about this, so don't worry to all my Byler shipper moots. I'm truly not trying to make anyone doubt it being endgame. Also please don't send me proof or reblog this with proof or how I'm wrong, I'm not into that kind of shit. I'm pointing something out, that is ALL)

[random-doctor-on-the-internet]

Midnight thoughts.

The clock hit midnight and I can't sleep again.

The day hasn't started yet.

The day has already started.

And I'm hanging somewhere between wake and fear.

The clock hit midnight and I feel like I'm glowing here

Morbid white against welcoming dark

And a thousandth cup of black coffee

Couldn't help me blend in my world.

The clock hit midnight and the wind is howling.

Eerie chorus, desolation, rage.

And my pain sings with him

Through the noise, silently drawn.

The clock hit midnight and I stopped breathing.

Then started again. I think that's how life works.

Alone in this room, will the dark get me?

Will you be there if I can't live enough?

The clock hit midnight and the night laughs quietly.

It senses my fear, sucks my breath, drinks my blood

Should I call for help, should I fight insanity?

And you weren't here when I needed you the most.

The clock hit midnight and I am ridiculous.

I am not a poet, can barely align words.

Hope has run away, look at me, I'm empty

You can still use me when you need a good laugh.

The clock hit midnight and I will surrender.

Abandon all the words, and put my weapons down.

I try. Can't remember what I do in this town.

It's time to hitch the road, it's time to return home.

The clock hit midnight and a star just appeared.

I turned the light on, the wind has calmed down.

The dark crawls back outside, slowly, reluctantly.

Not today, Satan! I laugh, smiling alone.

The clock hit midnight and you may have left me

But you also forgot to take the world with you

I'll keep living with it, wanna try, and I can!

It's cold. I am alive. And somewhere, there's someone.

[whyissupernaturaltrending]

a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

[selfhealingmoments]

[strange-wanderings]

You use "aces and aros can be in relationships" to justify shipping canonically ace and/or aro characters. I use "aces and aros can be in relationships" to justify headcanoning characters canonically in relationships as ace and/or aro.

We are not the same.

[fist-of-vengeance]

this is stupid but why are they wearing the same outfit. like that's the exact same outfit right? down to the elbow patches. how did this happen. did fiddleford take half his wardrobe in the divorce

[menlove]

the problem w modern sci fi is there's no camp. would you ever see a man dressed like this in 2024 star trek? no

a woman dressed like this?

what about these guys?

what about this crime?

meanwhile modern trek just looks like this

WHERE is the cunt! the camp! the garish colors!

[milchreste]

In honor of this post and the numerous tags.

[estragonsgayass]

[coddda]

I wish we could have met in some other way.

Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates

If you saw me repost and re-edit this several times uh No you didn't </3

Still frames/Individual gifs:

If you know what every frame is from you get a free cookie. by the way

[theerurishipper]

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I tried something new

Part 1 -> Part 2

Masterpost

[buf309-art-binder]

Random Post-reveal domestic shenanigan 🤡🤡

[spacebubblehomebase]

(Canon Luci with Shrunken Al. Did not go so well. 😅)

Everyone: Deer instincts this. Radio noises that-

Me: Why don't we make use of the snake thing more often? I will never get over the fact that between the two of them, the predator and prey is not who people would usually expect.

Tied to this:

-Bubbly💙

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Mid life crisis? Yeah, I'd have a crisis too if my life was mid