#don't you wanna go apeshit

[kotofeden]

King and his Jester

I blame @samioli for this

[arttrampbelle]

Honest opinions hour:

Mk9 was actually fan service done well. Minus the shit with shang tsung and sindel,raiden bargaining with a fucking bald ass demon that is quan chi. And kung lao dying and being treated like shit. And liu kang being an arrogant asshole that never gets called out in the narrative outside of towers. But we all should FUCKING KNOW! that tower endings aren't canon! They are best case scenario in favor of the character YOU PICKED. that's the point of towers. (And the fact that nrs got rid of towers said to me they dont give a fuck about their fans. AT ALL. And people are too stupid to see just how fucked up and really bad that is for the game. That's how you know mk has been commercialized. Next they gonna get rid of the violence or blood too,watch as they fuck up so badly. And make it legitimately an official knockoff cheap sanitized version. Ugh gross. Watch as people legitimately dont care and when all the hype goes away....they are left with nothing and nobody. Y'all first clue should have been when they made kuai scorpion. But y'all be a special kinda dumb to not see why that is bad. But i digress.)

Anyways. Mk11 was mid. Not the best. Not the worst. But mid. But now? It's a masterpiece compared to the shitshow that is mk12,aka mk1 2023.

Raiden isn't fucking emotionless. He cares about mortals,and especially his mortals that fight under him and his brother fujin. Raiden is the most human out of all the gods. And yes,he's a god. Not a chump farmer,not a fucking "dEmiGoD" naw. A full blown,non gmo,grade A,can of whoop ass,bonafide,thunder god! Fight me on that! Also raiden has responsibilities but he's sassy and loving. Like your dad figure. He's dad shaped. He's understaffed,underpaid,underappreciated,mortals sometimes take his ass for granted(unfortunately). Again raiden is a sweetheart,no pushover,but not a complete dick. No more than anyone else could be.

Speaking of his brother fujin. Fujin is not some uwu,uke boy. He's not some dude that is helpless. He's ferocious,he's deadly. Mischievous,impish,and not someone you should take lightly. He's not the "nicer" of the storm gods. He's just much as a full can of whoops ass as his brother. If not more so. The only difference between fujin n raiden is raiden has years and eons of fucking restraint and mastery. Fujin dont(or he just dont bother to). Raiden is a guaranteed death if you push him. But he doesn't. You could survive fujin,barely,but evennif you do raiden aint far behind and you....aint surviving that man. But lucky for you these two dont automatically resort to violence. Unless you declare mortal kombat. Then im sorry honey your shit outta luck. May the elder gods have mercy on you,cuz they won't.

Reptile is a fucking lizard man. Not some twink in disguise. (Dude I've seen better human forms that that fr from fans eww nrs. Eww.) And his whole ass species was brought into near extinction,and endangerment by SHAO KAHN. NOT SHANG TSUNG YOU IDIOTS. SHAO KAHN. shao kahn has been fucking gotten rid of his importance in the story and it pisses me off. Shao kahn did a looooooot of work. And nrs erased it and gave it to my man?! Like i love shang but no offense,shang tsung isn't that kinda dide to do that shit. At all. He's better as a behind the scenes guy. Because guess what?....THAT WAS HIS WHOLE POOOOOIIIINT!!!!

Shang is a recurring headache at best and at worst he is only a threat to those who dare disrespect him,challenge him,and or prevent him from getting souls(which he needs to live. Not just for power you twats,no he legitimately needs them to live. He's cursed. And idgaraf what nrs said or says.)

Rain is an actual demigod. And is argus's illegitimate son. I hc the gods and elders gods didn't really gaf about mortals x gods mingling. Argus worried about his worshipers and mortals reactions. Because legitimately he cheated on his wife dalia. And taven n daegon were gonna suffer because of it. Rain's mother was heartbroken and told her son died in birth. And yeah rains whole backstory is fucked. But yeah that's what happened. Basically argus is a dick and isn't well liked among the mortals and gods. (Dont tell jade,i hc she was devote to argus but blinded to the truth. Untill she eventually found out. She was so hurt by this,poor jade)

Hanzo hasashi is scorpion. Always will be. Fight me. End of discussion.

Bi-han was just as a victim as kuai and hanzo. Quan chi is the fucker you should blame. Idgaf if you love hanzo. Dont blame bi-han for quan chi's manipulations. Bi-han suffered really bad. It's not his fault that the narrative still wants to cheapen his character to "eViL bRoThEr" archtype trope. Pisses me off. Bi-han and hanzo should shake hands and make up. Like fr.

Never forgive nrs. Idgaf if they make any new games. Dont buy them. They had many years to get shit right. They screwed up. Just play the old games

I havee many more but I'll leave it at that for now.

[thislittlekumquat]

I'M FUCKING CANCELLING ANIME. NO MORE ACCIDENTALLY FLASHING BOYS IN THE ONSEN AND THEN HE GETS SLAPPED EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T DO SHIT.

STOP IT. STOP. STOP!!!!!!!!

[thespiderwebwindow]

john lithgow had the best gig on this show. imagine getting to go somewhere once a week and go bigger than raul julia's gomez addams, buffoonishly react to silly sitcom scenarios with perfectly misplaced shakespearean conviction and intensity, and yell so loud that you can hear it bounce off the soundstage walls like mel blanc. it'd be better than going to a shooting range. i'd literally need a cigarette afterwards

[ghoulie-gal]

Okay so Zenji can't fight because he can't touch people, right? And he doesn't really seem like the type to want to, anyway. But you know what he can touch? His biwa. So what I'm saying is if push came to shove

Imagine Jiro or the MC or one of the Hotarubi ghouls or even general students is in trouble and all anyone sees is the mildly annoying instrument that floats around campus beat the fuck out of something/someone I just find that funny

Idk what would it even take to move Zenji to violence though he's too sweet for that

[galaghiel]

Been reading @puppetwoman17 's fic and the latest updates are so good! Love how unreasonable and fucked up the aftons are

Go check out the fic!

[reddstardust]

John vs Yellow :)))

[exilethegame]

I'm writing it. I'm writing the scene. THE scene. The scene I have been waiting for for so, so long...

It is time. :)

[essektheylyss]

I do in fact hope that Chetney takes out that dispel magic function because Wildmother I crave violence Ludinus Da'leth getting eaten by a motherfucking blue dragon

[aparticularbandit]

i love how tsumugi created this audience-controlled character whose very first instinct when the audience loses control of him is hm, should i burn it all to the ground? i think i'll burn it all to the ground.

[lovebotomy]

I cant explain how much this scene gives me chills. genuinely the hottest thing bbc merlin was allowed to air there's something about merlin dropping the incompetent act and putting on "the game is on" look. same with earlier telling morgana to kill him in the crypt and in servant of 2 masters telling morgana to let arthur know of his accomplishments. and she goes right back at him. room full of people but noone besides them knows the intensity of the stare

[wonderful-bellies]

Fnaf thought of the day: my ideal Michael Afton is a bitter sarcastic sad fuck that is also a little stupid.

[wilcze-kudly]

One day i need Bolin to fucking snap.

[drivestraight]

the way qatar 2026 is already haunting me jesus fucking christ

when i say that the 50k before it all builds up to qatar. i really do mean it. like. AGH...

[sonia-the-hedgehog-2369]

Originally posted on 06/05/2024

It has been over a month since I first saw the season 4 special, and I still can't get over this line!

"Put your hand in the monkie cage, and expect to get bit, son!"

I legit screamed!

(I've rewatched the entire special at least 5 times. It is so incredible! Flying Bark really went hard on this special, and you can tell! Maybe they already knew by then that this would be it for them, so they put their all into it, and it really shows! I'm really going to miss them when we go into season 5. I hope Wildbrain will do them justice.)

[pinkrose787]

Poppy goes through so much in my fanfics that I'm writing an outline for an AU where she becomes evil.

An AU where she gets so tired of being so nice and supportive that she becomes a villain. She uses all the good-will from everyone and all the secrets she's learned against them.

Her ultimate goal? Chaos. Fighting. Destruction.

She built it all up, and now she wants to burn it down.