#brainless duo I love them

[wonderful-bellies]

Fnaf thought of the day: my ideal Michael Afton is a bitter sarcastic sad fuck that is also a little stupid.

[starlightshadowsworld]

For the character ask game, what are your thoughts on Chuuya?

…Ima say it now this one’s gonna be long.

Favourite thing: The way Chuuya knows how people perceive him and uses it to his advantage.

In Fifteen he knew that Dazai saw him as a loud brainless teen so he played on that to hide Arahabaki while actively helping to search for him.

And it’s in that same way that he tricks Fyodor.

Least Favourite thing: He does leap before he looks at times. Truly the world’s worst interrogator.

Favourite line:

“You’ve fucked up Detective Agency”

What can I say? It’s Iconic.

Also not a spoken line but when he’s being interrogated in Stormbringer and when it seems like he’s gonna confess. He just calmly hands over a note that just says “eat shit.”

BrOTP:

Chuuya and Kouyou because they are siblings to me. He looks up to her and she threatened to tear Verlaine limb from limb for trying to take him away.

Chuuya and Kenji because I’ve seen the I believe wan panels of them hanging out and it’s adorable and I love them being friends.

Chuuya and Akutugawa because Chuuya referring to him as “our boy” warms my heart. Akutugawa respects him and there little moment at the end of Dead Apple is so sweet.

Chuuya and Rimbaud because he did make an impression on him and despite it all Chuuya still wears his hat.

Chuuya and Adam are everything to me. Their whole relationship and how Adam cares so much for him so openly and how Chuuya’s terrible at showing he cares for him too.

Chuuya and the Flags. He’s like a really pissed off stray cat that they’ve all just adopted. I love his relationship with them all and how much they care about him and accepted him as one of them.

Chuuya and Dazai. Platonic or romantic (tho I prefer platonic) whatever they are, they are fundamentally intertwined and mean a lot to each other (begrundingly) and I love them being the smartest and dumbest people in the room together.

OTP:

Chuuya and Kunikida. Similar personalities and roles in their organisations. I feel they’d both respect each other and they’d find common ground and be very cute.

Also bitch about Dazai and gang up on him but that’s just a small part of all of this.

Chuuya and Atsushi. Similar backgrounds and abilities. Chuuya’s part of the reason Atsushi proposed an alliance to begin with. They both struggle with their humanity and I feel would reaffirm it in each other and be very cute.

NOTP: I don’t really have any.

Random headcanon: Because the Sheep were technically banned from Yokohama (being PM terrority) Chuuya knows multiple routes into the city that they aren’t aware if.

Along with secret passages into the PM building.

Unpopular opinion: Chuuya is a character that exists outside of Dazai. He is an incredibly complex and smart character and more than just the “brawn” of their duo.

Song I associate with him: What’s up Danger by Blackway and Black Caviar.

Favourite picture:

The unimpressed low-key ethereal look of a man that is so earning every single yen of his paycheck.

[strawberry-ren]

TMayNT #03: Favourite Henchmen

I love a brainless henchmen duo, and these two are the silliest 😆 They're also surprisingly cute sometimes!

(Also playing as them in Shredder's Revenge is super fun 👀)

Thanks again to @tmaynt !! 🧡

[swiftthecardinal]

Swift you have some OCs????

Do you have any fun facts about them? May I see? OuO

ye!! i have some true ocs and other characters chungled into disgusting sludge to the point of unrecognisability. also specbio

ill feed some sona lore and then my jsr oc rokkaku evil duo from my gory grim au.

to start with, my persona!

they are, well, a human with a bird mask, specifically a vermilion cardinal, not to be confused with the northern cardinal that most know. Very exuberant and expressive despite their mask not moving an inch, extroverted and speaks of the typical and twisted with the same energy. Named swift because they thought it would be funny to be called that despite their mask being a cardinal.

Now for some fun facts!

They tend to have a wide, genuine smile on at most times, not the sort found on most constantly smiling characters. They just love life (unless its christmas.) but some people are still irked by it, which is part of the reason they wear the mask, abliet a reason they cant admit to themself.

Their actual name is allie, but they prefer al or swift.

Their favourite foods/drinks are smoked mackerel, fried wild mushrooms, ice cream floats with vanilla and orangeade and high cocoa % hot cocoa with pumpkin spice.

They adore all matters of organisms and are an absolute biology nerd and love specbio.

ok those last two were just facts about me `:3

AAAANYWAYS! ONTO THE NEXT!

the rest will be under the cut bc of the au in question these are from being grimdark and evil. look if you dare

MASASHI ROKKAKU AND ZERO!

Masashi is Goji's son and successor, antagonist of Jet Set Radio Overclock, redux's JSRF equivalent. He's the one who rebuilt Tokyo-to into neo-tokyo from the wake of ruin it was in from the consequences of his father's actions. Alas, sadly, he did not see his actions as a bad thing, rather, he made certain mistakes that he saw as the problem rather than his whole plan.

As a person, he's quite different from Goji, despite their similarity in ideals. Rather than being cold, intimidating and cruel, he's grand and larger than life, and the city definitely reflects that, meat robots and all. Unlike Goji, he isnt working through nothing but arrogance and a thirst for control, though losing a part of control is definitely part of it- he genuinely believes that the rudies are a danger to his civilians and his city, which is not helped by said rudies attempting to wage war on humanity, as well as the fact they turned a human into another one of them and kidnapped someone. yeah the rudies are not good people in this au

Fun fact time

He likes gamecubes

He was one of few people Goji was not just like That with, and he actually spent time with and raised masashi. happy rokkaku family once in a lifetime event

never fucking mind this man has nothing that is both fun and a fact this au is pure evil sorry

Now for Zero! technically a zero beat but so different from him i split the two apart. literally the only thing they have in common is being treated as their son by a certain member of the rokkaku family

A literal killing machine designed to murder rudies specifically, this organic robot roughly is as intelligent as a sea urchin and sure does act like it. He stridulates like a death's head hawkmoth too and accepts pets! His design is uniquely variable, his body being comprised of floating metallic segments which grow more segments and drop over time. however, the segments at the end of his arms and tail have long, frightening claws made of bone that are charged with netrium, built for slashing open unfortunate rudies with terrifying ease and his face segment has a sharp proboscis for draining the blood of his victims. Masashi still casually just. has him around for some reason and zero's uncomprehending ass vibes. he knows of nothing but his own literal thirst for blood but only indulges when opportune. basically a horror movie monster that both happens to be absolutely brainless and so mostly inert and is the lapdog of a multibillionaire.

i liek calling himb zerp 2>

Phew. Holy shit. I guess thats what happens when you ask me about my ocs. i also have rain world, VVVVVV and spore ocs. and the entirety of jet set radio redux.

[marias-wonderland]

Seras braids Pips hair

I fancy me some love for this brainless duo of cuteness and stupidity (I mean, lets be honest. None of them possess any kind of brain cells. They used to have 1 at some point, but integra took it back because Alucard is challenging her sanity every day)

I'm sure that one of the many love languages of Seras is to take care/pamper the ones she loves.

And hair styling is one of them. She humms/quietly sings songs while braiding his hair and admiring its quality/colour (Like "I love the shade of your hair so much, I'm a bit jealous" etc)

Pip does not mind it since he 1) gets to spend time with her, 2) gets compliments about his looks + a nice braid ;p

[blueluigi118]

Venting because I'm severely pissed.

Clear by my profile I'm an avid Dva player and I know how to play her.

I was playing with my sunshine today, and he asks me to play Dva because recently I've been afraid because the games have been completely ass.

So our first game, we win the first round because of me and our Pharah starts talking as if they're better than the enemy (who happens to have a pocket) whilst they have literally just 2k dmg. Whatever, idiot but I'll let it slide. So naturally we lose second and they have the GUTS to try and tell me to swap.

Neither of our dps are playing hitscan, my man is forced to Bap because they won't, he is getting completely diffed by the enemy Pharah, and I'm doing both the dps's dmg combined AND mitigated more, I'm the only reason we have a shot because the only one countering the Pharmercy is me and my partner. I'm a t500 tank. I know how to play Dva. I OTP her for Christ's sake. Wanna know this Pharah otp's rank?

Gold.

We lost that game, I had 12k blocked and 13k mit, I told this moron to never try to teach me again, and then, guess what? Yep, next game, he's on the enemy team whilst I'm on dps. Friendly reminded I'm not that great at aiming. I'm on Ashe. We wipe the floor. Lmao.

To add salt to the wound, we went for one last game because I wanted to play Dva. We got this guy, Stich, yeah I'm calling you out dickhead, who thought it would be a great idea to try and pin the blame on me, calling my account 'bought' (nobody else has ever played on my account before ever, not even for fun) and all that dumb shit etc. Hun, their Tracer is 20-0 LOL, I'm peeling the entire game because your 'gm1' dumbass is so bad at positioning and so unaware of anything you can't kill them. Of course my dear duo has been trying to comfort and cheer me up all night because both of us know I'm not the one in the wrong (and buddy, I watched the reply, don't sit there and tell me you're gm1 and you're playing like that lmao, '4800 peak' lying out your arse moron that's PRO SR you fucking brainless dipshit), but I'm still incredibly annoyed so, ranting to let it off. I know I'm not wrong lmao but it's so shit to have people randomly start talking smack in QUICK PLAY games and trying to act like they know better than you. For the love of God people, please just be kind to those you're playing with, it costs nothing, and it makes you not a spineless loser.

On another note, I'd love to post anything Dva related and my ama's are open, appreciate anyone who stumbles across this and can sympathise with me. If you're getting attacked or deal with toxicity too, send a question, I'll listen. I know how it feels. Stop attacking other people, I didn't say a word to you until you decided to speak. I can't begin to even count how many people have told me to kill myself over a VIDEO GAME. If you're gonna be a toxic arse, please stop talking in chat.

[icy-watch]

From @pandemonium-kidz

#Gosh I miss bruise pair#there's absolutely no braincell in there#I love how Cole “I was absolutely blameless”#yeah budy; anyone who has seen the previous season definitely agrees w u

From @basicallyjaywalker

#love this scene#jay and cole besties#i forget if nya is in this scene but she's def serving side eye if she is#ninjago#dragons rising

From @rainofthetwilight

#LMAO THEY'RE SUCH IDIOTS 😭😭😭😭😭#nah cuz this scene made the bruiseshippers INSANE

From @penofwildfire

#mhm. yeah. yeah sure buddy.

From @s0ull3ss-p3rs0n

#HRJSFGDG

From @only-lonely-stars

#ah just two brothers being complete brainless boneheads#i love and miss this duo quite terribly

From @peachybruiseslego

#gay

From @helpmyinterestsareverywhere

#the nerds <33#they're such dorks i love them so much#he's missing his best friend :(

From @omgjayaaa

#The besties 🤗

Uh-huh, Cole. Suuuuuuure.

[kamisathoes]

I read your Diluc X reader X Zhongli and omg it was perfect!! What's the possibility you could do another one?

oh, the things i would give to be in the middle of these two~

warnings threesome. degradation. name calling. double penetration (incl. anal). threats (ment. of restraints and two cocks in your pussy). overstim. dumbification. creampies. bites/ marking. some praise. unedited.

being sandwiched between zhongli and diluc is an absolute dream. diluc's large and calloused hands keeping your back pinned against his chest, zhongli supporting your legs and keeping you suspended in the middle.

they'll spit mean names at you in an attempt break your smaller body, tears prickling at your lashline as they bullied their way into your holes. diluc's words were more simple, opting for just telling you how nasty you were for taking him in your asshole, allowing him to stretch you open and mold your cavity to best suit his throbbing length. zhongli knew how to pick at your nerves best and how to make you weep. he'll remind you that you were lucky that he let the human in your back entrance, for otherwise you'd be a mess of tears and sweat already. he'll threaten you that if you don't stop whining, he'll have to tie you down and let both him and diluc's thick cocks inside of your pretty little cunt.

neither of these two care how many times you came. zhongli will be sure to brush his pelvis against your swollen clit, pain shooting through your overstimulated body. you could blubber and beg for them to be nicer, but you'd never ask for them to stop. being drilled into like a good-for-nothing whore made you feel full and floaty, like you were drifting amongst the stars. your essence coated all three bodies, with cum flowing from your silly cunt and spilling across your backside. you were a mess of bites and marks, of tears and sweat.

the ability to support your own body was long gone, relying on only diluc and zhongli's strong arms to hold you up. at this point diluc had adopted a praiseful tone, wanting to make you feel safe and relaxed as you leaned on him. zhongli maintained his sharp tongue, berating the redhead for being so soft. his mocking was not confined to one, for the way your sloppy pussy spasmed as he called you his filthy, cock-hungry slut turned his attention back to you. a couple light taps to your clit had your walls fluttering, and another wave of pure euphoria washing over you. this caused diluc to spout a fresh load inside of you, zhongli followed shortly after. the latter loved how dumb you looked with your fragile body squished between either chest, legs wrapped taut around zhongli's waist so that he's free to use both hands. a lewd "pop!" sounded as he pinched your cheeks and forced you to make a pretty o shape, giving him perfect opportunity to press down his fingers down on your tongue. of course you writhed, feeling dirty at the taste of your own juices. he used it to further tease and degrade, drowning out any kindness diluc was bringing to the table. the duo had shattered you into a billion pieces, thoroughly fucked brainless and stuffed full of thick cum. there was no end until your tight holes had milked their cocks of all they were worth, no matter how long it took.

[sleepywright]

Someone as Brainless as You

Prompt: The following characters with an S/O who’s just as much of a chaotic dumbass as Ace and Deuce and has a tendency to get into trouble or get hurt.

Warnings: None, just Fluffy with just a dash of concerned boyfriends and dumbassery

Characters included: Riddle, Jade, Floyd, Jamil, and Sebek

Riddle Rosehearts

• Why. WHY. WHY?!

• Of all the people for him to fall in love with, why you? You’re an absolute disaster and you have no respect for the Law of the Queen of Hearts!

• For goodness’ sake with the amount of trouble you three + Grim get into on a daily basis it’s a wonder you all haven’t been expelled yet.

• It doesn’t help that because of how dear you are to him, he worries constantly when you do something dumb. The poor boy is going to have a full head of gray hair by the time he graduates.

• No way he’ll show it in front of the dorm, and especially not the duo, but he’s so doting and adorable when it’s just you two. Scolding you for your carelessness and reminding you of the rules.

• ....knowing you though you’ve probably had at least one moment in time where you embarrassed him in front of the dorm during an unbirthday party. Whether you did it on purpose to tease him or if you just genuinely are THAT brainless is anybody’s guess.

• Cuddle him and love on him in private later and he’ll forgive you though.

• But despite your moments and how much you stress and annoy him at times, he loves you through and through. He doesn’t exactly understand why he loves you, but he wouldn’t change you for anything.

Floyd Leech

• This is literally the reason he fell in love with you.

• Absolutely loves how much of a chaos and trouble magnet you are.

• Doesn’t even mind the fact you’re not the sharpest ever. He offers to help you study so you don’t fail but we all know those study sessions get absolutely nowhere.

• Will gladly help you with whatever dumb scheme you’ve created. Want to

• And even if he doesn’t help you he’s right there laughing with you until his sides hurt. There’s no dull moment with you two and he wishes every day could just be you and him doing whatever you feel like whenever you feel like.

• But the fun just instantly goes away the moment you get hurt in one of your adventures. Floyd’s mood just instantly swings to clingy, sad and irritable as soon as he finds out you got hurt.

• “Awwhhh but I don’t want to work todayyy. Shrimpy got hurt and I don’t want to be apart from them.”

• Good luck soldier. Even if it’s a minor injury it really puts a damper on his spirits. You’re gonna spend at LEAST 24 hours going back and forth between him assisting you with literally anything and having him wrapped around you and snuggling into you.

• You’re stuck with this mountain of an eel man draping himself over you and teasing you. But I’m sure in a couple days he’ll be ready for another dumb idea. Just pinky promise you won’t get hurt this time.

Jade Leech

• Amused™

• Your antics are the highlight of this man’s day everyday.

• He absolutely adores how slow you are to catch onto things sometimes. He’ll say something super complicated or super nonsensical just to see the adorable dumbfounded face you make as you try to figure out what the heck he’s talking about.

• As much as he loves how adorably stupid you can be, he won’t let you hurt yourself.

• One evening, after the Mostro Lounge has closed while the Octavinelle members are cleaning up (along with whatever unfortunate souls lost a contract) you get an idea. A very brainless idea.

• You steal all the chairs from the tables (much to the students’ complaints) and start building a tower to see how high it can go.

• A few chairs are left though and you can’t reach the top anymore. “Hmmm.. Oh! I know! I can climb up the tower and carry the chair with one hand! Genius!”

• ...it wasn’t genius. You barely got a few steps up before you began to lose your balance and fall backwards. To make matters worse, the tower you worked so hard on topples over all over the floor.

• you don’t land on the ground and hurt yourself though (save for some scrapes from the chairs falling). Instead, you land in the arms of your ever so gentlemanly, ever so sweet boyfriend.

• The moment doesn’t last very long though as a very angry Azul storms out of his office demanding what the hell you did and why there’s chairs scattered all over the floor. Jade, however swoops in to your rescue, insisting you’re in desperate need of medical attention.

• Now you’re being bandaged by Jade who won’t stop making teasing remarks and dramatically reminding you he doesn’t know what he’d do if you died in one of your ridiculous schemes. Guess this is how the next 24 hours is gonna be..

Jamil Viper

• “Is that someone on the roof? What an idiot.”

Reader: “IM GONNA DO A FLIP!”

“WAIT THAT’S MY IDIOT”

• If Kalim wasn’t enough to look after, you just have to go and encourage him; not to mention the stunts you pull all on your own.

• He loves you but please for his sake dial down the energy and chaos. At the very least clean up after yourself when you make a mess.

• I’m sure once you did something stupid (again) and wanted to make it up to him for the trouble you caused. So you volunteer to help him prep some food for a feast Kalim was hosting. Consider it couple bonding time!

• He’s a bit hesitant because of your uh... track record. But give him your best puppy eyes and he’ll crack. I’m sure with veeeery careful guidance, this won’t be much of a mess.

• Everything was going so well. But Kalim called for Jamil. And that’s where the problems began.

• Remember the scene in Ratatouille where Linguini messes up the soup? And continues to make it worse in his attempt to try and fix it? Yeaaahhhh that’s you right now.

• You didn’t mean to! You were just messing around and... ah jeez now it’s all ruined!

• To say Jamil is annoyed is an understatement. He’s got that annoyed cold expression on his face. Just apologize and try to make it up to him in that dumb way of yours and you might just see the slightest smile. He can’t stay mad at you for too long.

Sebek Zigvolt

• Mad at himself for putting up with you, much less falling in love with you. You’re not just a human, but an idiot of a human.

• His entire head screams at him to scold and yell at you for being an exceptionally troublesome human, but when you look at him the way you do he just melts and falls apart.

• Please show mercy when teasing him and stuff. His poor heart can’t take it sometimes. He’s already losing brain cells the more he hangs out with you. We don’t need him going into cardiac arrest because of some teasing remark from you.

• I assure you every single time you get into some sort of mess when out with the two friends you share a single brain cell with (and trust me that brain cell is fizzing out of brain power) Sebek starts screaming at you regardless of how big the problem was or if you did or did not get hurt. Every. Single. Time.

• It’s a wonder this poor boy hasn’t lost his voice yet worrying about you. He’s probably screaming at the top of his lungs to keep himself from crying. He doesn’t want to be seen crying and doting over you so he has to come off like he’s scolding you very seriously.

• That being said I don’t think you really pick up on the whole “I’m too prideful and embarrassed to admit you scared me for a second there” thing but you can still feel the love every time he yells at you. You know he cares.

• Make sure to give him as much love as you can to reassure him that his worries don’t go unheard. In private though. We can’t let a proud servant of Malleus be seen getting hugs and kisses from such a dumb, immature and reckless... but honestly and truly loved human such as you, can we?

Author’s Note: Heyyyy! So this is my first post outside of my welcome. Sorry if Floyd’s is a bit OOC I got a little stuck on how to write that one. But I hope you enjoyed it!

[headgehug]

Could you rank the Charlie Day movies you have seen so far? And say what you liked best about them? I really want to watch more of him heh ♡

omg, ill do a quick ranking and then also RB a post I did that's similar to this

1. pacific rim obviously... it's a great movie just by itself, even without how cute he is in it. newmann have my heart forever.

2. horrible bosses 1 (I haven't seen 2). it's an objectively lame movie. there is an annoying sexual harassment plotline that's just used as a joke. however most of the movie is pretty funny plus it has jasons sudekis and bateman and them with Charlie are fun lol. it's just a good brainless watch and Charlie's character is suuuch a malewife obsessed with his fiance <3

3. fist fight. hilarious movie. another good malewife CD character. sweetheart pathetic teacher. gets beat the fuck up. so good.

4. hotel artemis. again, charlie gets beat up. and he's a villain this time!! he's immoral he's slutty he's frantic he's an asshole. and jodie fosters character is so special to me I love her forever and ever. did I mention hot bloody jeff goldblum?

5. I want you back. I can't believe this came out in FEBRUARY?! it feels like forever ago. it's not the greatest movie of all time but it IS Charlie Day as a romantic lead therefore it IS a great movie. and jenny slate is incredible in it. <3 they're precious together and if you want to cry. go for it.

6. going the distance. bad stupid romance movie. what's her name... the tomboyish cute lead girl. she's ok. anyways Dan (charlie) and his comedic duo character are so in love. this is the one where Dan canonically cries during sex and can suck his own dick. and there's already a fic for that out there (you're welcome <3)

now we get into obscure cameos lol forgive me if I miss some

7. vacation ? he plays a frantic depressed heartbroken tour guide and it's kinda cute.

8. the hollars ?? I didn't watch this but @charlies-freckles did and the screencaps were funny lol. he plays a pathetic nurse. hot by default.

9. pacific rim uprising. bad movie.

10. honorable mentions: the Lego movie and monsters university. listen he's a decent voice actor even if he has a very distinctive voice. funny characters

anyways!! TLDR I'd recommend pacrim, fist fight, and horrible bosses, and if you like pacrim then hotel artemis also. or at least some of his Acapulco scenes because my god is he great.

[iooiu]

who are your top ten favorite black clover characters and relationships (platonic or romantic)? talk about them!

oooh OK I THINK I WILL buuut ten is a lot so i think im gonna put this under a cut or smth so i don’t bother anyone lol

ok SO OK black clover has such a huge cast that it’s actually unfair because every character is to die for buuuut relationship-wise:

asta & yuno: i’m so so so basic BUT I JUST?? LOVE THEM SM??? and i’m always a sucker for rivals/best friends but i think what gets me here is how healthy their relationship is?? they both acknowlegde each other and push each other to do their best without being harmful and it’s such a refreshing breather from tropes where only one person in a rivalry really cares about the relationship. i see them as the best of friends who always confide in one another and know each other better than anyone else, but recently (and it’s all lily’s fault for ranting about it) i’ve fallen in love with their ship too. which is surprising becuz i’m not really a shipper but these two.... they did it for me

the vermillion siblings: GOD THEY JUST??? I LOVE THEM SM! mereoleona is my absolute queen and the way she embodies that violent older sister who expects the best from her siblings kills me. i love how leo looks up to his siblings and the way all their personalities fit their sibling role is so so so perfect.

noelle & vanessa: love love love the sibling-vibe i get from these two! i wish they had more scenes together because their dynamic is so great. i love thinking about how vanessa pushes noelle out of her shell too!! 

nacht & asta: i don’t think i’ve ever loved a favoritism relationship as much as i love this one. THE WAY NACHT SAW ASTA AND WAS LIKE “yup ur mine now” IS SO FUNNY HE JUST UP AND ADOPTS HIM ON THE SPOT. but nacht’s soft spot for asta IS SO CUTE and honestly i reallllly hope we get to see some scenes where nacht interacts with the rest of the bulls and everyone notices the blatant favoratism.

luck & magna: do i even need to say anything? chaotic stupid friend and chaotic stupid friend combine to make one whole brainless duo. 

yami & the bulls: LISTEN. LISTEN. WHY DOES YAMI FIT INTO THE ROLE OF 28-YEAR-OLD SINGLE FATHER OF A GROUP OF MISFITS. he really just up and adopts any problem child he sees like “yeah ur funny oh ur insane ur fucking crazy i want all of you”. i looove how he’s so soft for his squad but refuses to admit it AND OMG THE LATEST CHAPTERS? WHERE THE BULLS SAY THEY LOVE YAMI AND HE SAYS IT BACK?? GOD I THINK I ACTUALLY DIED.

zora & nero: this is new and they’ve only have like one scene together BUT THEY WOULD BE THAT ONE DUO THAT JUST JUDGES EVERYONE. i love how they both hold the only braincell of the group and i think there’s a lot of potential bonding that could be done between them. tbh the latest chap is what did it for me

secre & lumeire: does this even need an explanation?

yuno & noelle: smmmmm potential involving two salty friends who become friends based on their mutual friend (asta) and team up to make fun of said mutual friend

gauche & grey: 

asta & liebe/yuno & sylph: i know this is technically 11 BUT OH MY GOD THESE TWO RELATIONSHIPS ARE SO GOOD. SO SO GOOD. being bound to life to a demon/spirit? so much potential for the perfect dynamics i CANT

honestly though like. every relationship we’ve seen is so wholesome and i love them all smsmmsmms i could def go on and on about each and every one of them buuut these are what came to mind ^0^

[asameera]

8 for the Oddworld ask game!

Okay let's play! 😁

Q: Which is your favourite level/cutscene?

...woa, that's a tough question! Not sure if I can answer accurately, I really need to think. For now I'll just take my fav moment from every game, then I'll try to decide at the end 😅

Abe's Oddysee: the barrel cutscene. Short but I really like the contrast between the cartoonish humor and the horror of the situation (falling into a barrel of freshly sliced meat, barely escaping the Sligs' attention). My fav level is Rupturfarms (escaping it).

Abe's Exoddus: I adore all the MOM bulletins with the Newcaster Slig. My favorite might be the one with 'Uncle Aslik'. His vicious hypocritical behaviour is cracking me up everytime! My fav level is Slig Barracks (the music... the music!💖).

Munch's Oddysee: The Humfrey/Irwin cutscene 👌 I used to perform this scene IRL with my brother all the time when we were kids. 'HUMFREY!"🤣 Such good memories! My fav level is Fuzzle Test (love the music too, it matches Munch's bouncy pace perfectly ^^)

Stranger's Wrath: The intro cutscene. Stranger is so badass! And the music is awesome! And the living ammo! And the Western world! The ambiance sending chills through my core! And and and... Awesome. Can't say what my fav level is though.

New n Tasty: I have no fav level/cutscene for this game. I liked it but it didn't move me (I still shall give it another chance in the future).

Soulstorm: ... the whole game has BEAUTIFUL cutscenes, I was in total awe at each of them. Plus it made me feel emotions I haven't felt with a game for a very long time. I laughed at the Slig Chauffeur/Molluck duo, I ached at Abe's distress in the Sanctuary. Everytime I pick a scene, another one overlays it. But...

SPOILERS!!!!

But... yep. My fav Soulstorm cutscene and Oddworld cutscene is Soulstorm good ending. Mostly for Slig Chauffeur standing for himself and his (new) friendsies. He's the proof that Sligs can be more than brainless soldiers, showing intelligence (who would have thought he would have the balls to bargain MOLLUCK of all Glukkons, at the bestest possible moment for him?) and glimpses of consideration and emotion (the pride of getting what he was aiming at, the fear of that freaky Abe guy...)

Yeah, I'll stick with that one. Sorry for the long answer, I really had to gather my thoughts 😅

[shoezuki]

(twitter bullshit ahead) So the reason why ranboo was uncharacteristically quiet in today's stream was because he was taking his final. The amount of tweets I saw that were getting excited over ranboo being quiet "because he didnt want to stream or talk to techno" were too much and it came across as brainless. I understand ranboo has the spine of a grass blade, and he cares too much about his twitter fanbase specifically, but I'm happy he made tweet, (even if it isnt that deep of a tweet) so no false info would spread about why he was quiet.

I used to watch ranboo all the time because I thought he was a cool dude and an awesome streamer, but seeing him care too much about what his fans think of him (sometimes dude cares more about his public image than dream istg) and seeing him avoid talking/interacting with his "problematic" friends makes me just not interested to watch him anymore if all he cares about is the opinions of the worst side of twitter. At the bare minimum, at least he still has a close public friendship with phil

oh yea i feel you tbh like. yea i feel you. i honestly like. dont watch ranboo so much anymore either n i Still Like him a lot but most of all i feel bad for him

hes like. his fans have very heavily forced him into this sort of White Knight persona with him being Perfect and like that shit interpreting anything he does as 'proof' he hates those Nasty Bigoted ccs like techno. truly hes treated like a puppet by them n they jus bend him however he likes

i WOULD love for him to just. tell them off bluntly. but he really DOES care so fuckin much bout how hes perceived kinda like dream is in a similar regard. probably jus w how Huge he blew up so quickly. and its So obvious he has such insane anxiety w that like i recall that stream he had 'addressing' those jokes of him dressing like a lesbian and like. shit dude it was hard to listen to like he was So Fucked up by this non issue

to me it feels like he walks on eggshells. by makin a tweet to explain hes Just Tired he Obviously sees the ppl 'theorizing' that he fuckin hates techno n like. he Sees That Shit. but doesnt want to flat out be like 'stop that techno's my friend' so he says other things in the same efforts. n like part of me would LOVE him to jus flatout be like Technos my Homie. but also he shouldnt Have To.

altho like i HOPE we get more a them together in streams. n im expectin such considerin techno got Lore Plans now n dear god i Want the ranboo n tehcno duo together more. both cuz Good and maybe to stick it to those fuckers.

[mcquackk]

✨the 100 percent official duck apocalypse ranking by mcquackk✨

most likely to survive the whole way:

- scrooge mcduck (knows how to save, will have most food, thus making him safer, however goldie stands in his way, won’t leave her behind)

- webby vanderquack + bentina beakly (POWER DUO. Bentina got the skills, webby got those spontaneous power moves.)

- huey mcduck (knowledge vs brainless zombies, he will obviously win.)

- goldie o’gilt (every man for there own, massive betrayal arc with scrooge but in final battle they’d make up and kiss as all the zombies fall behind them because they deserved better 💛)

- della duck (the woman survived on the moon for years with just a wad of oxy-chew and desire to see her family, she can for sure best some brainless zombies.)

- Donald Duck (I don’t have a reason but he would. Through sheer duck, pluck and the fact he’s donald freaking duck.)

First to go:

- glomgold (dumb as, would try doing some fancy battle intro and his head would get chomped off. We love him though, I’d probably cry at his death.)

- launchpad (wouldn’t realise they were zombies, offer them food and chomp the zombies go. On his head.)

- any beagle boy (when have the ever been successful? Wouldn’t be surprised if we thought they were dead but they just kept popping back up. )

Last an okay amount:

- Dewey duck (woulda lasted with his siblings help, but part way he just gets excited and decides to take a risk and get a bit closer to the zombies. He gets chomped. We cry. A lot. )

- Lena sabrewing (sacrifice arc with webby, would have lasted nearly to the end, last major death - lebby for life - )

Other categories 🦍:

- louie (he is a zombie.)

- yeah that’s all for bonus categories

See y’all tomorrow

Love you <33

[sohin-ace]

can i get head canons, of adhd ghiaccio, with an add s/o. i have add, so i be needing the content, please. can you write wacky scenrios where they both forget stuff?

I'll be honest with you gangster. I was about to not do that request because I don't know a thing about attention related disorders...

But you're the ONLY one to request la Squadra, so I'm grateful for you.

ADHD Ghiaccio w/ an ADD s/o HC.

They knew it. Prosciutto had warned Risotto about teaming up the two ultimate airheads of the entire squad.

The capo had no choice, though. Your Stand and Ghiaccio's were the perfect pair for this mission and Risotto had to take the risk.

It was supposed to be very simple. The instructions were clear, concise, short. Risotto had made them easy for your small brains, but it seemed like, once again, you had nodded your head absent-mindedly without taking any information from the gothic giant.

"That's an undercover mission, right? We're going undercover, right? That's what Ris said?"

Good thing Ghiaccio remembered what you haven't listened to, because you barely knew what to even do or what the mission was about.

It wasn't your fault! Risotto had such a soothing and deep voice, everytime he spoke you wanted to doze right off!

Ghiaccio and you were on the way, and of course, he had to completely lose himself, focus on something else than the road and ignore your poor instructions as you try to read up your map.

"If someone says 'I always lie' they may be lying. But if they're lying then saying 'I always lie' means they're telling the truth! But if that's the truth then that means they don't ALWAYS lie, which is a LIE! BUT THEN IF IT'S A LIE THEN THAT WAS THE TRUTH, HENCE, A LIE! I DON'T FUCKING???!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK Y/N THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY GODDAMN SENSE??!!! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF!!!"

He just gets so fired up over this random thought blowing his mind, that he just runs all the red lights and takes the wrong directions and eventually get yourselves lost in the middle of the city.

Your screams at him to make a U-turn and drive properly instead of slamming the brakes fall into deaf ears.

You eventually have to dig up your empty pockets and beg some stranger for a dime to go to a payphone and call Risotto to come pick you up.

You're both cramped against each other in the tiny payphone booth, and you can only bicker over him not waiting outside, and him telling you he's cold, and you telling him he can't be cold because his stand is litterally ice, and him telling you to shut up and-

Risotto sighs and rubs his aching temples at the other end of the line. You both keep on forgetting he's there, listening to your stupid banter and neither of you even bother properly explaining the situation to him when you have a LIMITED call time on that public phone.

Your capo sends Melone and Formaggio to pick you up and is shocked to find out you actually managed to fing the target's info while you were driving around God knows where.

Ghiaccio always screams at you when you don't even know what any mission is about meanwhile you scream at him for always forgetting his driving license among all things and his phone everywhere he went.

You basically have to baby each other and it's both adorable and absolutely infuriating.

When the gang's here, they either tease you two for being super sweet, or mock you/scold you for acting like a duo of brainless kids.

The others love to witness cute moments like when Ghiaccio runs after you when you forget to take your jacket and 'what if you got cold, dumbass?', or when he reminds you to take your medecine/drink water/eat your meals because he knows you forget so. Damn. Often.

Or when you put his glasses down on his nose after he panicks, thinking he lost them forever (they are so expensive to replace and he can not afford new ones!) when he actually had them over his head this whole time. The gang can never miss his cute blush and his mumbling of 'thank you Y/N'.

But the men, especially Prosciutto, are also so worried about leaving you two alone for even five minutes because neither of you could save the other and one day they were sure, you'd die after forgetting to breathe or something.

Banned from the kitchen. Both of you. FOREVER!

No need to explain. There was no insurance against oven fires in Passione. Banned, Risotto says, and that's set in stone.

In the midst of the chaos you and Ghiaccio put yourselves through, it was still nice to have to excited kids being so enthusiastic and passionate about... Anything, really. This was refreshing in a way.

In the end, Ghiaccio had found a match in this lonely world of crime. He could never admit how precious you are to him.

Forget about naps and night cuddles, because you two keep chatting until 4A.M about conversations you don't even remember.

"Remind me to tell you about that story later.",  "Okay!"

You don't.

[arcgeminga]

ANSWERED ASK from  @starlightofdream​​​: parental love + Whoever you want (Defteros)

♚ Meme:  Send me a number + an emotion and I will write a drabble/starter of my muse expressing that emotion!

“Defteros?” Klotho called out to him. The seven-year-old grumbled in his room at the sound of her voice. He was moody all morning since Aspros was gone for training. It was the second day, and yet it felt like two hundred years.

“Defteros, are you seriously going to get moody over this?” the brown-haired woman placed a hand on her hip as she stared down at the dark-skinned little boy. Defteros gave a long, weak whimper as an answer to her question. She wouldn’t understand; he was dying. 

“I want Aspros,” Defteros choked against the pillow, trying to dry his eyes the best he could by nuzzling into the material. Klotho rolled her eyes before she sat down next to him. She couldn’t give him another loaf of bread to nom on because they were running low on that… but the more the woman thought, the more an idea sparked in her head.

“Defteros,” the woman started rubbing his back as she leaned close to whisper against his hair. Then, when she felt as if she had gotten his attention, she smirked, “Do you want to take a walk with me?”

“Nooooo,” the little boy moaned in heartbreak, but he was like a rag doll when she started to pull him to his feet. Klotho started to arrange his clothes properly before grabbing a heavy, black cloak from the boys’ closet and throwing it over him. Defteros couldn’t bring himself to do anything more than pout at his caretaker. 

“Alright, I think we’re ready,” the brown-haired woman grinned before grabbing his hand and pulling him out of his bedroom. 

Nearly on instinct as they passed the threshold, Defteros questioned, “Wait, the mask.” 

“Oh, right, that thing,” the woman made a quick return to the boys’ bedroom to grab the metal mask. However, unlike most caretakers, Klotho held it in her hand instead of throwing it at his face and demanding that he clipped it on. Even when they were out the door and on their walk, she still hadn’t given him the mask. So, anxiously, Defteros used the coat to cover his face.

They had taken a turn behind a building, and--somehow, Klotho used one hand to move a large piece of equipment out of the way, revealing a decent gap that led underground. Defteros didn’t ask questions when it came to Klotho. She was wise beyond comprehension, and he trusted her more than the other caretakers (which is half of the reason why he would talk back at her without fearing a severe beating). When she took his hand and urged him into the opening, he didn’t resist--led on by curiosity over this secret tunnel. 

She entered behind him, and somehow the entrance was sealed shut. Defteros’ little eyes hadn’t gotten used to the darkness yet, so he groped around the dark until he found Klotho’s dress. When his little hand curled around it, she laughed.

“This is unbecoming of you, little boy,” she teased while her hand ruffled his hair. She started to walk into the darkness as she continued to provoke him. “Weren’t you the one that bragged, a few days ago, that you would become like Heracles and challenge the Nemean Lion? Especially after you won against your brother in a wrestling match.” 

The bratty boy couldn’t help but grumble under his breath, “Shut up, woman.” Yet, even if such defensive words slipped from his lips, he scooted closer to Klotho like a scared kitten clinging to its mom. She only laughed as she continued to lead the way.

The trip was only several minutes long, then Klotho opened another passage, and they were outside before Defteros knew it. They were… in an unfamiliar part of Sanctuary. There was the sound of chattering and impact in the distance. Defteros looked to the side, and he instantly wrapped his arms around Klotho’s thigh in fear.

Perhaps not even three feet from the spot where they emerged, some Sanctuary Guards were chatting idly with one another, their backs facing the foster mother-son duo. Defteros immediately knew that he shouldn’t be anywhere near here; this was closer to the Sacred Grounds of Sanctuary… However, a gentle hand lighted on his hand and, when the little boy looked up to the woman that led him here, she placed a finger against her lips and winked at him. 

Klotho might be fun to debate against, but she was really cool in Defteros’ eyes right now. 

The woman led him up the opposite side of where the guards were, their steps super quiet against the din of the faraway sounds of battle. Eventually, they climbed high enough above the training ground, and Klotho pointed out to the space below them.

“Look,” she said with some rare warmth in her whispering voice as she squatted down next to Defteros. “There’s your brother.” 

Defteros’ blue eyes immediately looked over to where she was pointing, and sure enough, there was Aspros, training along with a few other kids their age. The sight of his brother made Defteros’ heart soar. A large smile bloomed on his face. Klotho couldn’t help the slight grin that spread on her lips as she offered, “When you’re feeling lonely, as long as you are quiet and you don’t get caught, you can come up here to watch your brother. I’m giving you that permission even after you leave my care, Defteros.” 

In some brainless moment of happiness, Defteros lunged at Klotho, wrapping his arms around her neck and pulling her close. He smashed his face against her cheek with a bright blush coating his face--too delighted to realize his sudden outburst. His affection was a shock to the woman, and she froze in his grip until he pulled away from the cheek kiss.

“Thank you, Klotho!” he whispered back at her, this time butting his forehead against her cheek very softly.

She laughed and drew his tiny body close for a hug.

...

...

Three years later, after Defteros followed his brother to the Residence Halls and started his habit of secretly observing Aspros’ training, he went back to visit Klotho when Aspros went out with Sisyphus and Hasgard. However, much to his surprise, the woman vanished.

Defteros walked into the empty house in confusion. It looked like no one had ever lived here at all... As if those four years of his childhood was nothing but a lucid dream...

Perhaps the Pope knows what happened to her, Defteros thought to himself. Unfortunately, he didn’t have a reason to stay in the empty home, so he retreated to the Residency Hall.

He’ll have Aspros ask what happened to Klotho tomorrow morning when he comes back…