#don't worry I'm fine I just needed to vent

[the-14th-ghost]

Alright, I'm fueling the fire, ya freaky weirdos

Henry Hotline SFW alphabet headcanons

Henry Hotline x reader

☎️Affection-

This man sezies every opportunity to show you that he loves you. Even if you're doing nothing. He'll compliment you, hug you, kiss you

Even if he is around Frankie or Deputy Duck, he doesn't care. Expect the best hugs you can get out of a cartoon character.

His go-to form of affection is definitely compliments and physical affection

☎️Best friend-

If he's just your best friend, he'll always have your back. Need someone to vent to? Oh wow, he just so magically appeared next to you! Or you just want a buddy to hang out with? Well, good thing his show is just so happens to be canceled. He'll do anything for his closest friend

☎️Cuddles-

This man LOVES to give cuddles. Even if he's busy with something like planning out his show or spending time with the contestants. He'll drop everything for you.

And let me tell you, when he hugs or cuddles you, he does not let go for hours. You could always ask him to let go whenever you want to, but we all know he doesn't want to lose you.

☎️Domestic-

The truth is, he'd only do stuff if HE wanted to do it. If you ask him to mop the blood off of the floor or something, he'll look at you like you just lost your mind. Maybe if you give him a kiss or two, his might do what you ask him

But we all know he's a sucker for making you happy. So he'll do some chores only when you're not looking.

☎️Ending-

Over the phone. Yes, that is a stupid way to break up with someone, but he doesn't know any other way that feels right! But don't worry, he'll never break up with you, he loves you too much! But he still has a plan, just in case

☎️Fiance(e)-

Y'all really wanna marry a cartoon character? Same

He's not too big on the whole "Settling down, getting married, and starting a family" trope. He's fine if you REALLY wanna marry him. As long as it won't hinder his work and he still gets to talk in his talk show, then by all mean, slap that ring on his finger pronto! He doesn't have all day! or if you ever want him to give you a ring, just let him know

☎️Gentle-

This phone guy wannabe loves you too much to hurt you. If there is ever a time when his headaches just get to him and he needs to let out some anger. He's leaving the room, and you won't see him until he's fully calmed down

But in normal situations where he's chill, he's so gentle around you. Kisses so light that you'll think you're touching a feather. Hugs so gentle it feels like you're hugging a teddy bear.

☎️Hugs-

Like mentioned earlier, he gives the best hugs. It'll literally leave you craving more like some sort of sweet candy.

If you ever need a hug, you know he'll always give you one

☎️I love you-

That's how he confessed, goofy! He was so nervous about asking you out that he just blurted out his feelings!

And don't you worry, he always reminds you anytime you need it. But when you don't, he still says he loves you! He loves you so much!

☎️Jealousy-

Due to his massive ego, he tends to get quite jealous. Mainly around Deputy Duck and Frankie. Especially Deputy Duck. He can't help it! He just wants everyone to know that he's the one who loves you the most

☎️Kisses-

Very very soft and passionate! Almost as if he's afraid to scare you. He knows how easily angered he gets due to his headaches, so he's just trying to make both of you happy.

He's angry? Give him one small smooch and he's floored

☎️Little one-

Surprisingly, he secretly hates kids. Especially if they try to call him. Over and over again he has been called. He can't even look at a child without getting a headache.

☎️Morning-

He does the most goofy lovey-dovey shit every morning. If you guys share a bed, he is kissing your face every morning. And if you don't share a bed, he always wakes you up with a kiss on the forehead and a soft "good morning, my dear"

I'm sorry but him saying "My dear" sends me

☎️Night-

He has the most elaborate bedtime routine ever. Skin care and all. And he'd obviously sleep in one of those fancy pink night robes, also with a face mask.

Also, he sleeps like a rock. Nothing can wake him up. Not even a train horn. Except maybe a kiss or two

☎️Open-

It'll take him a while to open up to you. Not because he's scared, it's because he's too flustered to say anything. But once he finally gets used to dating you, he starts talking to you about everything. His talk-show, his rivalry with Deputy Duck, his splitting headaches, and the list goes on and on

☎️Patience-

Due to his constant headaches, he gets angered quite easily. And it can lead to some arguments here and there. Nothing too bad, just some petty words thrown. All you have to do is let him calm down with some time by himself. Once he's back to normal, he'll mumble about how he's sorry for being so rude to you and how you didn't deserve it. He'll never hurt you :)

☎️Quizzes-

This guy remembers nearly everything about you. Your favorite restaurant, color, song, book. Anything! It'll honestly leave you speechless. Like, if you mention something you like a month ago, he still remembers it to this day. He really does love you.

☎️Security-

If someone is bothering you, his hand is immediately on your waist or back. This man has to let everyone know that you're both dating. Not a single soul can split you two apart.

But normally, he's chill when it comes to being protective. He's not too overbearing about it

☎️Try-

He goes all out when it comes to birthdays, anniversaries, and holidays.

On anniversaries, he lays flower petals all over, lights candles, and treats you to a well-deserved meal.

With holidays, he would help you set up anything. Need help putting lights up? He's tall. He's got it! Need help making food? Well, he'll give it a shot!

☎️Ugly-

His ego. Sometimes you two get into petty arguments and he can't see past himself. It's what HE wants. It's all about HIM. But like I said before, he'll apologize for any negative things he's said to you.

☎️-Vanity

This man spends HOURS in the morning just making sure he looks good. Even if you tell him he's perfect the way he is, he'll be flattered but he won't stop. Sometimes, he might even put on black lipstick or eyeshadow. He likes it when you kiss him and he has to redo his lipstick over and over again.

☎️-Whole

He gets so lonely when you're not around. Yeah, he'll still go on with his day, but he'll be a lot less talkative and sassy. But once you come back, it's like a child receiving a puppy for Christmas

"My love! Where have you been?!"

"I was in the bathroom. . ."

☎️Xtra-

Dance with him! He loves it! You could put on some swingy jazz or a soft romantic, he doesn't care! He just loves having you in his arms and spinning around with you!

☎️You-

He talks about you all the time. With Frankie, with Deputy Duck, and in his talk show. He loves babbling on and on about his beloved! Everyone knows he's one for showing off, especially things he likes!

"They're so cool, amazing, glorious, funny, outstanding, and-"

"GET OU-"

☎️Zzz-

OK this might sound weird but, he does snore but like not normally. Instead, his phone rings. Every time he breathes out his phone rings. And loudly too. If you share a bed, you'd probably have to either tolerate the noise or wear ear plugs

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Aaaaahh I'm sorry if this sucked. This was my first time ever writing something like this 🫠

Anyway, Henry is hot, you're cool, and goodbye

[whostolemygoldfish]

I am feeling awful, I'm feeling sick and tired and stressed as hell from classes starting up again, my disability is only getting worse, everything hurts, my stomach and throat hurts because I made the mistake of trying a banana again (I'm allergic, I get anaphylaxis) because my dumbass wanted to know if they were still poisonous to me (they are), I'm so tired but I can't sleep, I've had a pounding headache since 11 this morning, I've realized that I only drank like a can of sparkling water every day for like the last week so I forced myself to drink four cups, the first two I gulped down, the last two I struggled to keep down because I've also not been eating right and my stomach was empty, I think my ED is coming back, I've been going to bed at two and waking up at six for the past week and a half, I should probably go back to a therapist again but it's expensive as fuck, my organs are screaming at me, my dysphoria about my chest has been making me feel like shit recently, I put on a binder and I still have very visible boobs, I can't bring myself to make anything but the most vent art ish art, whether it's my writing or my drawings or my songs, everything hurts everywhere.

All of my awful memories are creeping in again and I'm forgetting things more often, I'm not going to self harm again because I'm better than that and I'm a year and a half clean but I can still see all of my scars and that's upsetting to me because people bring them up and then I either have to tell them that I was abused as a child or that it was self inflicted because both are still visible, my bad grandparents who abused me could show up anytime and I would never know beforehand.

I really just want to feel better in the morning

I'm going to go to sleep and hope that I don't throw up and choke on it in my sleep.

[call-me-copycat]

I just need to be told "You Can Do It" right now.

[autumn-applepie]

University ever pushes you so low you have to go buy a couple of beers? /srs/neg

I'm gonna vent in the tags for a moment humor me for once /gen

[orion-archives]

I'm tired. Of all of this.

Every fucking day feels like the same, yet it gets heavier. Things get worse, nothing gets better and the few things that gave me security, happiness, where I thought I could escape and be free for some moments, are getting corrupted, forgotten, stained forever, never to be the same refuge they once were.

I'm tired of living sometimes. Of existing on this world.

I know how dying feels; it's calming, the darkness eats you and you feel without worries for the first time in your existance. You know it and that frees you.

But I don't want to die. I'm a coward. I want to continue living on this earth just because I think I can do something in the future, something that will fix everything, something that will give a purporse to everything I've done and lived through.

But we all know that is just a lie to make us feel better, don't we?

Because, at the end of all, do we really matter? What can assure us that?

I'm tired. Too tired.

I want to go somewhere else, but there is nowhere to escape. I want to say that I want to go home, go to the park, go to a forest and be happy. But this is something that will haunt me, haunt me forever and everywhere until the end.

Because you can't escape yourself.

I'm tired...

[lucyvaleheart]

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[loaflovesdoodling]

Long post ahead:

Just something I wanted to clarify:

Whenever I rant about anything, it's never intentional. In most instances I'm just tired and have absolutely no control over my thoughts.

I hate ranting, I hate complaining, I hate sharing negativity and lamenting about the smallest, most insignificant things. In my mind, it makes me look unpleasant.

If I wanted to complain, I would've already wrote whole-ass books on how many negative factors are impacting me. If I wanted to complain, I'd tell y'all how many times I've been treated unfairly, betrayed, manipulated, used, threatened. How I bottle everything up to the point of imploding and screaming everything out as if I'm insane. How I'm actually so God damn shy and socially akward it conditions my whole lifestyle.

However, I figured that's how life works: a torturous course full of assholes who will use you for their amusement and leave you irreversibly scarred; it's about misfortune and deceit.

And so I treat myself, with shared positivity and humility.

I feel so damn excited every time I see you guys interact with me, complimenting my art: "Wait, they don't hate me? They're not just praising me to cover up their disgust? Aren't my drawings bad? I mean, my friends can do so much better."

I don't want to be comforted, I can comfort myself. Being helped by others makes me feel worse, because I know they would be doing something else in that moment, if it weren't for the fact that they felt obligated to try and cheer me up.

What I want to do is help spread wholesomeness all around this community via cute, silly comics and doodles of either a genetically modified blue sphere and his found-family core friend group, or a mute little creature who loves flowers and her immortal demigod big bro.

I often tend to forget most things, but by HELL I can assure you I have every single laugh of all my friends imprinted on my brain like a tattoo. Sometimes I think of their dumb giggles and I automatically feel fuzzy and boosted, like as if it were a fucking stamina potion.

I make jokes, memes, and all this shit because making others laugh genuinely makes me happy. It makes me feel better. Everytime someone laughs at my dumb puns, in my head I go: "YES! HOLY FUCK, I DID IT!! I MADE THEM SMILE!!!"

So, for now, I'll be the funny Star Trio lady, the wholesomeness provider, the shoulder to cry on. And it's a one-way thing, no repayments.

Where I'm getting at is: I don't like negativity. I'll gladly help someone in need, that's something that comes natural, but I absolutely do not want to be reassured. What I need to hear, WHO I need to hear is myself, only me. If I cannot learn to treat myself right, others certainly cannot, either.

[necrobab3]

ugh I'm on my period. someone please shoot me in the head

[whistlingstarlight]

Leg's been acting up a bit lately (likely due to how much I'm doing atm), feel like I should play it safe and pull my cane out of storage for my upcoming trip to London. Do not want to do this however as my mum was very happy when I didn't need to use it for a time (well-intended, she was happy I wasn't in severe pain), and I don't want to worry her.

[mel-loly]

-“That hurt.”

[missrosegold]

Not one of my best friends making incredibly shit life choices, asking for my advice, and then completely disregarding what I say.

Oh, and these aren't about small things either - these are BIG. Like, we're talking life altering decision's, ones that you can't necessarily come back from.

I think she still expects that I'm going to support her in what she's doing, when in truth, I am not. At the risk of sounding heartless, we've been down this road before not too long ago unfortunately, and I just can't do it again. My mental health barely survived the last time, and I gave up a year of my life (and all of my hobbies, writing included) to help her with what she was going through the best I could, and I cannot do it again.

Am I angry? Of course I am, I won't deny it. The fact that she's willing put herself into a very similar predicament to the one that we went though together, again, pisses me off to no end, and I've been in a pretty horrendous mood for the last 3 days beacuse of it. I am more angry at the fact that I know she can do better, be better, but just isn't doing it. I want the best for her, honestly at my core, I do, but it seems like we have two completely different versions of what that is.

Regardless though, I will not be any part of what she's doing. If I am to keep any semblance of my sanity, I just can't, and it kinda breaks my heart.

Now the hardest part: breaking it to her in a way that I won't loose her as a friend, but make where I stand on the matter incredibly clear. I am not looking forward to this conversation, they never go the way I want them to.

I'm just so tired of trying to help with messes that I know aren't mine, but keep getting brought into.

Sorry for the rant.

[renata-dp]

"Changes"

[lill-cute-fluffy-devil]

Ok, I'm kinda going against the storm. (That's a saying i just made up lol.) Here's why, most students at my school are jerks. Very grumpy and don't like enthusiastic people like me. So, apparently some people have... Taken some form of an advantage from that. Some kids are "trying to break me." But, no one has managed to fully break me yet! You know the saying, "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"? Lies. Words can hurt more than anything. I know that for a fact. (Sadly) I've gotten used to it a little. (Some of my classmates said/say, "shut you f#cking furry a$$ mouth" , "Raise your hand if your hate furries", and other things along the lines of they hate my guts.) It's... It's actually starting to cause me a lot of anxiety and depression at this point. I actually don't know how long I can keep myself together. Recently, one if my neighbors was pushing me around and punching me. Trying to steal my stuff and claiming it as hers. (But i was too scared to get in trouble if I fought back. I didn't even tell my mom) So here's what I have too say about that, I'm done with being used as someone else's toy!!!! I'm done with being used as an excuse for taunting and bullying!!!! I'm done with being used as a punching bag!!!! I'm done with being a sad excuse for a person!!!! I want to be me, I want to be friends with people, I want to live a life without bullies, I want to live a life where I'm not getting beat up. I don't know how long before I snap and leave.... I don't know know how long before they stop.... I don't know how long before I just scream at their faces.... I just don't know.... I just.... I think i need to take another break. Things are just not going good for me. And I don't think they ever will.... I'm at the edge of the cliff if life and death right now. I don't want to be pushed iff into death.... So I am gling on break

[salsflore]

[piovascosimo]

my sister is always consulting with psychics of all sorts (tarot, reiki, etc), and it's funny how they never have a message for her, but always for me, and i don't know what to do with it. i didn't ask for it, i don't think she is using them to tell me things that she wants to say, because that is not really her character, but maybe she is projecting? i dunno, it's just an extra emotional load that i don't want. and it's always very specific things, that strangers wouldn't know, but maybe she told them somehow? it's impossible for me to know and that's so frustrating and annoying.

[inevitablestars]

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