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Anyway some Dimileth compilation, and some others dmlth AUs
#byleth fire emblem#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#dimileth#dimitri x byleth#student byleth#fe3h#few3hopes#seasonal Horse riding#The first one is inspired from a fic but I don't have the fic at hand :C#They're hopelessly in love YOUR HONOR
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SPIRIT OF THE WEST: The Major Motion Picture
It's a summer evening in the late 90s and you and your friends are looking for something to watch at the slumber party. You go into your local Video & Variety and happen upon the coming of age romance, Spirit of the West. Let's hope this doesn't awaken anything in you....
SUMMARY:
Dean grew up on a horse farm and can't imagine any other life. There are drawbacks to working for his father, but they're worth it if it means remaining with his beloved horses. Besides, between his broken arm and his lack of prospects, he hasn't got much else.
Something of an outsider, Dean always feels like there's something he's missing. But this tense summer brings back a figure from his past: years ago, a teenaged Cas worked for a season at the Winchester ranch. His return could change everything.
Reviewers rave: "If you ever wanted a 90s horse girl book, but starring a young Dean Winchester, this is your flick."
Spirit of the West is written and directed by Teen_Dean / @urne-buriall
▶️ PLAY Spirit of the West ⏪ REWIND with Spirit of the West Prequel by @foolondahill17 ⏩ WATCH IT AGAIN with SOTW Daily 🌟 BONUS FEATURES ✨ Director's Commentary 🎶 The Official Motion Picture Soundtrack
#using the tags as my footnotes for a sec#this something i wanted to do *last year* but well. i didn't get around to it til now#spirit of the west means so much to me and in my mind it is a movie that we all can watch together on some summer night#the cover image was an insane process that started with a still from that horribly over-exposed video of young jensen riding a horse#i tried to do some photoshop editing on it. then ended up digitally painting over it#young cas was so tricky. so much of young misha does not look like cas to me#also don't look too closely at the manip 'stills' lol#and fun fact: the silhouetted image of the horse and rider on the spine is actually jensen from that video of him#anyways this was so fun to make<3#myedits#spirit of the west#sotw
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kamen rider shion was just revealed for ride kamens, and he looks like he's themed after the... horse orphnoch? this is an even bigger surprise than the jin and woz homages
trying to speculate on Ride Kamens characters pre-reveal really is like
#ride kamens#not art sorry#(still gotta draw something for SUPER POSITIVE MAN too whoops)#joseimuke games are serious business#i am NOT complaining i think it's great that they're not restricting themselves to main riders or even like...main characters#but horse orphnoch feels like...an extremely weird pull#i have not seen faiz so i don't know anything about him as a character beyond a quick google#still feels weird to do a non-rider though?#i mean shion seems very lovable and i do enjoy having a character i can just shout HORSEBOOOOOY about#he was the one i was convinced was brave though! DANGIT#the specter of a possible ikemen poppy looms closer...#though any ex-aid rep won't be poppy let's be real here#at this rate it's going to be like. burgermon.#do i dare hope for such a miracle#(is that one guy with the wolf/dog tail going to be garulu then)#(or maybe he's thouser's dog robot WHO KNOWS)#truly ride kamens is a kingdom of infinite possibilities
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Wip - Cowboy Sukuna
#I don't know how to draw guns#or hands#but he will have four of each#save a horse#ride a special grade cursed object#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk sukuna#ryomen sukuna#sukuna#sukuna fanart#jjk fanart
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things we have:
guns
people
the spirit
some cool outfits
these horses we stole from the funeral
things we need:
as much furniture as you can throw down
#is it barricade day if i don't make a reference to fra fee my best friend fra fee??#marius and enj ride horses away from the funeral right i'm not just imagining that?#i'm sure it's the eddie redmayne vs horseriding moment#les mis#films#barricade day#fra fee#courfeyrac#mae posts
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touching grass is cool but i am on next level
touching HORSE
dear americans i wish you all a very nature touch and soon crash of capitalism
#positive posting#hiking#horses were my childhood autism thing#i don't want to ride them as adult now i just wana them be around#better say me being around them#i love horses and never got why people are not love them and were kinda memily hating ghem for some time#horses cool
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. . . SAVE A HORSE, GO ON A RIDE WITH THE COWBOY! featuring boothill!
notes! . . . y'know the phrase, “save a horse, ride the cowboy”? well, I decided to-do something about it with boothill... except it's sfw and more like “save a horse, ride with the cowboy” cuz i dont do nsfw here >:/. god give me acceptance for how boothill is so ooc here- 😭😭 idnk how to write his character properly, and does he even have a horse?? I don't remember seeing a horse when his character and banner got leaked, so let's just pretend he does have one for the sake of K'hailreigh for this plot. 💀
imagine returning the horse boothill had been searching for all day after it got the chance to escape through the tall fences the moment they were opened, his eyes widen at the sight of his companion with you guiding alongside it. normally, his horse wouldn't follow after someone else's orders other than him... and it behaves pretty feisty and rough with people who isn't him.
boothill is relieved to see that his trusty horse hadn't been injured, briefly thanking you as he goes over to fuss over his stallion. you can't help your gaze wandering and examining his figure, in awe of the metallic and cyborg parts of the cowboy in front of you. sure you might've seen people having artificial and metal parts attached to them, but this man right here just plainly looks like a robot if it weren't for his humanly head.
boothill notices you eyeing every inch of him, glancing from the lasso that hangs at his hips to the pistols to his arms and to his legs. he glares a wolfishly smile at you, baring the shark-like teeth that you gaze in short surprise at, and asks in a teasingly tone, “like what you see, darlin'?”, observing how you blink owlishly at him. but then, he's becomes sort of surprised when you nod your head and confirm that—yes, you like his appearance and how the color scheme matches altogether, while indirectly commenting how he's a good-looking cowboy.
boothill, after his turn of blinking at you, grins and narrows his eyes with an intrigued look in them; amused by you and how you don't seem in the slightest.. nervous or terrified in his presence. you perked the cyborg's interest.
finishing the small talk with the man, you mention that you'll be needing to go somewhere for an errand and boothill takes the opportunity to offer a ride there on his horse—as a thanks for retrieving his horse, taking in your surprised expression with a grin as he ends the sentence with a “darlin'”. he insists, even if you refuse, so you decide that it'll be quicker to go in a horse ride with the cowboy than rather walking by foot as you were given no other choice.
with boothill's assistance, you were boosted onto the horse and instructed by him to hold on as he looks back at you, flashing a toothy grin and a finger tilting his hat just slightly for a short moment before you and him rode off towards where you were needed to be at with his horse. startled by the increasing speed his horse was going, you instinctively grasp onto the cyborg cowboy's built body in order to not fall off during the ride accidentally—boothill grins at your expression, his laughter going with the wind, “better hol' on tight for now, sweetheart. this'll be a rough ride! i'll get ya to where yer headin' in no time!”
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#thedemises; honkai star rail#thedemises; writing#honkai star rail#boothill#boothill hsr#boothill x reader#sfw#mihoyo#hoyolab#hsr#boothill likers don't hate on me for this pls- I just thought it'd be nice to write something for boothill cuz I guess he's cool and stuff-#his design is so cool btw and i love how his eyes are designed!!!#cyborgs and cowboys are cool as hell#but i still made boothill ooc cuz it feels like I DID- I do NOT know much about his character 💀💀#other than the fact that any swear or vurglar word he says is replaced with some kinda compliment that definitely doesn't match and#anr confuses others#hsr writing#sfw writing#“save a horse ride a cowboy” but its sfw#more like “save a horse go on a ride with a cowboy” like#a HORSE ride- NOT that kinda ride cuz >:/ no nsfw. not on my blog. >:/#cowboy#cyborg
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Since someone decided to tell me I was lying about one of my co-workers outing my trans status to my entire store to uphold some kind of weird complex they have about trans men being privileged, here is me discussing the incident over a year ago in November 2023:
The fact that they immediately jumped to accusing me of lying about transphobia/oppression I have faced in the real world in order to defend their transphobia against trans men is extremely gross and extremely telling.
It's also a great experience irt what it's like to try to discuss oppression online as someone who is in any way transmasc or transmale aligned, if you were oppressed or faced discrimination that your non-cis femme co-workers didn't face...No you didn't.
For further context management at my store is extremely weird about Men (except one of the femme trans people in question who happens to be a manager, who I am very close friends with), I was not told this to my face but one of my (femme) co-workers outed management in another HR scandal because management told them they avoid hiring men.
I work in a common retail location, I do not do a common retail job inside that location, but this isn't a niche location. One of my jobs, this one in question, is at one of the largest pet-store retail chains in the United States. If you've gone to a pet store, you've probably been to it.
The manager in question faced No repercussions despite the HR report I filed by the way, lol, lmao, rofl, whatever.
I think it speaks volumes that this person would rather accuse me of lying about workplace discrimination and lying about my managers preferring women in the workplace by their own admission so that they can upkeep this idea in their head that trans men don't face discrimination and aren't oppressed.
Transfemme people are oppressed and do face workplace hardships, but trans men
Don't have male privilege
Those who do pass (I'm read as Male or Female about 50/50) are actually affected by workplace discrimination when things like this happen, I don't have to 'lie' or 'exaggerate' my experiences, I'm a non-cis person in the USA, I experience plenty of discrimination without making that shit up.
If male privilege relies on stealth (like oh, I don't know, your sub-manager not creeping your background check/finding out you 'used to be a girl') then that male privilege is incidental at best and you do not have it.
Regardless, this behavior in and of itself is transphobic, I would put down money that if I were {Perisex} transfemme, and had claimed I was discriminated at work in a way that was not the same as transmasc co-workers, this person would have eaten it right up.
I've since blocked them (and my passive request to you is to leave them the fuck alone, this behavior is a symptom, they are not a disease) because quite frankly their response knocked me off my fuckin' feet and made me realize engaging with them was both pointless and ostensibly digital self harm, but I can't not talk about it because wow, truly incredible!
#transandrophobia#txt#It is genuinely the most awake I have felt all day bc I was like#there is no way I'm reading this right I gotta perk up fr#but no I did read it right#if reblogs aren't disabled you can rb but I'm not engaging in discourse on this#this is not discourse this is transandrophobia in the wild and I don't need to tolerate it#nor ride the disk horse about it
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what do you think about zora design? about past and current designs? how would you change it? actually!!! what are the zora (and other races) like in your sword of fate au???
got distracted by the second question. look at my little guys:
these are some of the current (working) designs!! from left to right it's sheikah, zora, hylian, goron, and gerudo! these aren't necessarily the average builds/designs for each race but they're the most important character from each race lol. sword of fate takes place really early-on in the timeline, so the culture and separation of races is still kind of loose especially among the humanoid races. the current generation of zora is basically the first generation to call themselves zora and attempt to establish a government or hold any authority alongside the other races of hyrule, and because they're kind of a young race i imagine they're less fishy and more invertebrate-like in this stage, hence my jellyfish princess! (her dad is a giant squid lol.) the sheikah are descendants of the original surface humans, whereas the hylians and gerudo are two seperate sects that both originally came from skyloft. the hylians built a few villages which each have their own distinct vibe while the gerudo took a more nomadic approach and roam the desert in small independently governed groups. The gorons are the most well-established race at this point, having been on the surface a lot longer than basically everyone else, and so they have a much stronger culture and shared identity than a lot of the other races that are still kind of getting their footing.
#no rito because sof is like 200-300 years at most after sksw and the idea of bird people existing in such close proximity to horse birds#weirds me out ngl. i think some of the hylians in skyloft village (not actually in the sky but built way up in the mountains to mimic it)#might actually still ride loftwings. havent decided yet. anyway#the sheikah and hylian villages recognize the authority of & are (loosely) governed by the hyrulian royal family#the gorons & zora recognize the royals as a foreign governing body but don't submit to them--they have their own governments#and the gerudo just kind of have a mutual 'you don't fuck with me i dont fuck with you' agreement with the hyrulian government lol#& then of course their are some fringe sects like the one ganon comes from. who are also basically ignored until they become a problem#asks#loz: sword of fate#< wow it's been a while since i used that tag lmfao#um anyway. i can do a seperate post abt canon zora designs if anyone wants it ig lmfao
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Real talk do you guys ever see those terrible horse riders on social media and think "goddamn, a fictional cowboy from 1899 is literally a better rider than you"
#their horses always look so miserable#it makes me sad :(#mick squeaks#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#red dead redemption community#horse riding#I'm not in the horse riding circle on tumblr so I have no idea how to tag this lol#equestrian#I don't mean beginner riders btw
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#calyrex#kinda never really understood or found out what was going on with this thing? dunno what they do or why#or why their head is so big. so much knowledge in there#i dunno. they probably have Some lore but i didn't invent it is for certain. they end up riding the horses at one point and that's#considered a whole different form? of those pokémon? makes me wonder if. they have any point in being separated?#if they're just objectively more powerful together it's like. WELL LIKE. nobody's even using these things anyway they're so forgettable#at least to me. i'm so sorry i just do not know anything about them and i don't think anybody else really cares about them#at least from what i've seen
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Let fantasy worlds have plumbing! Let them have chocolate!
#isn't it enough that I must figure out the logistics of horse riding and far distance journeys#I don't wanna deal with chamber pots#it's fantasy!#besides! plumbing was invented veeeery long ago#magic is fine but you draw the line at indoor plumbing... okay -_-#let me have my skibidi toilet!#also it pains me that every fantasy is automatically “medieval” because there are swords or gowns or no cars#people were travelling by carriage in XIX century#nat tries to write#(sorry I watch too many youtube book reviews)
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an intro to star stable writing
Soul rider 1: Actually, we're a sisterhood so we fight together and together we are stronger.
Dark rider 1: Pff whatever i could totally kill all of you but you're not worth my time, byeee. *leaves*
Soul rider 2: oh my fripp girl you ate
Meteor: did somebody say eat?
Linda:
#sso#ssoblr#this is how at least three quest lines end#i love it#for a game whose primary revolutionary mechanic is horse back riding and literally nothing else they sure don't put anything into the only#other card they have: clever story telling
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iirc the original plan was that L and Light were supposed to be fencing, but this was changed to a tennis match. I then wondered what other sports they could have played... and I may have gotten carried away.
#artsterlizard#death note#I had sketched a lot of ideas for different sports and about half of them had to be cut#1) because I don't have time or energy to draw them all#2) some of the ideas were a bit repetitive in composition#alas the horse riding idea was also scrapped
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I’ve finished all the sidequests and shrines in BOTW. I’ve got like a month before TOTK is released. In light of this, I’ve decided to let Link run little normal errands all over Hyrule so he has a semblance of normalcy before I forcibly launch him into torment on May 12th.
#I'm gonna just#let him live out normal days#cook a bit#collect Korok seeds#ride his little horse around#play the minigames I've already beaten#I'm desparate for content help me#Occasionally I'll make him fight a Lynel because I think he'd do that when he's bored#Or at least I say he would so I don't go any more insane than I have to#Botw#Totk#Legend of zelda#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom
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Save me cowboy Scout.. cowboy Scout... Cowboy Scout save me..
"Yo it's high noon dumbass!"
I saw that cosmetic and blacked out I HAD to draw it. Close ups and an extra doodle + original tweet under the cut!
#my art 🎭#team fortress 2#tf2 fanart#tf2 scout#cowboy au#??#a headache#<- don't look too much into that tag actually#I don't wanna admit that i like that ship just yet#save a horse ride a cowboy#amirite?#i need to draw someone other than Scout actually#he's all i draw
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