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Santa's Reindeer will be well taken care of tonight ๐๐ฆ๐
๐ผ๐
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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
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i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta
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thinking about how the best case scenario that elphaba can imagine in the wizard and i is that finally someone will come along who will be able to change everything about her. even in her wildest dreams, she views that as her best option.
and then.
along comes galinda. who - after spending an entire night attempting to give her a makeover - settles on: โactually, youโre perfect just the way you are. i wouldnโt change a thing. except maybe to tuck a little piece of myself in with you, just there.โ
and i just think thatโs neat.
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Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! ๐
Her: That is too much energy
Me: It iiiiiis fake!! ๐
Her: Still too much energy
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for the last almost week Iโve been surviving off of two ensure drinks a day and today something actually felt palatable for the first time again and now I can actively feel myself trembling and warming up again as my metabolism is kicked awake.
Like oh ok the hand pain was because my body just gave up trying to heat ourselves because we were barely hitting 400cal/day
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I feel you REALLY hard about PT. Maybe a year ago I had to personally block her bc I called her out on intersexist behavior and she was shitty and doubled down. It's really heartbreaking to see her get even more hateful towards other queer ppl and just generally disheartening from a community standpoint. I loved her music and videos and now I regret ever finding her in the first place.
Same, we share some very niche opinions on certain topics that I find very few other people discussing, and even fewer people discussing from the particular point of view on it we share.
Sheโs always had some issues changing her opinions or having grace when told sheโs being bigoted, but honestly as someone else who is very autistic I could even empathize with that and understood it can sometimes take time to ruminate and self-form the opinion.
Then the intersexism happened and she started shitting on other systems basically immediately after discovering she was one and now the relentless hatred of trans men. I donโt really form anything like a parasocial attachment to the people whoโs content I consume, but it still stings and always will to know that someone who you respected is just a raging bigot.
Iโm hoping someday in the future she can realize this was all pretty fucked up, especially because I know sheโs really young and REALLY sheltered, and I like to believe people can change, but for now I canโt do much other than feel a little, or more than a little hurt by it all.
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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
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I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS
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New York public school system makes all their students learn the recorder because they're secretly looking for the one kid that will solve their rat problem
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Did you know you can repeat this to yourself in bed with the lights off and it will only take 15 minutes for your roommate to send a tentative โis everything ok in thereโ text
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This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and thereโs no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting โcaughtโ at a sex club shouldnโt be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldnโt be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesnโt make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isnโt productive, itโs just creepy. Iโd rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.
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Just a quick not friendly reminder: someone who has apologized for past mistakes, made amends for past actions, and clearly no longer holds past beliefs, is a far better person than one who digs up old dirt and uses a person's past that no longer exists against them.
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i love when an author truly understands a character so well that they can just put said character in any situation and still have them act correctly. like yeah okay hes a cat cafe owner. hes a middle school teacher. hes a dog. and hes acting exactly how he would act if he was a dog.
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โokay but are you normal about-โ no. Iโm an insane pervert.
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