#don't do that pals

[deep-dark-fears]

Out out, Mister Goofums. A fear submitted by Lauren to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

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[clownpalette]

☆ Candy addict ★

⭐ SUGAR'S MY FAVORITE KIND OF WHITE POWDER~! ⭐

How could I NOT redraw this one?! 💙 original 👇

[hotvintagepoll]

Will Scarlett has lost his temporary lead in the Hot Medieval and Fantasy Man Melee, so I'm back with screenshots to prove my point that Will is the Hottest Boy in the Land. I normally avoid these types of long posts but I will do anything for my Slutty Merry Boy, so buckle in.

To introduce Will Scarlett—oh by the way here's the link to his whole movie—I think it's important context to know that when we first meet him, Robin is saving a man's life and Scarlett is staring at nothing in particular. His head is empty of thoughts. He looks this way the entire scene. I'm not sure he blinks.

As soon as the danger is over (a danger he did absolutely nothing to help with) he has a chuckle with Robin! Sunshine and laughter and roses!

The next time we see him (which is soon, because this movie loves Will Scarlett too), he is bitching because Robin had them sleep in the woods (???) and he got stabbed in the back by some acorns.

Here he is falling over a log.

Here he is getting smacked with a branch.

HERE HE IS AFTER GETTING SMACKED BY THE BRANCH.

He serves cunt continuously through the entire Little John sequence, and we don't have time for all of my screenshots, so just a quick smattering:

Here he is being hot and unsupportive when Robin decides to fight the biggest guy he's ever seen. (Scarlett literally says "your skull not mine" and then just stands there.)

Here he is getting in Robin's way.

Here he is, picking the hottest pose possible so he can be the bard and play little showtunes while Robin gets his ass kicked.

Oh my goddd fuck me.

Worth mentioning that Little John does loudly identify Will Scarlett as "a pretty fellow" and nobody contradicts this. In a world where all of Robin's men have one personality trait (big, friar, or tiny), Will Scarlett's is Slut.

Once we get out of the Will's Musical Singalong chapter and Robin goes in disguise to the archery contest, Scarlett does too, except whoever told him he couldn't wear his normal Versace didn't tell him what normal people wear because he shows up looking like this.

Absolutely nobody else in the crowd looks like that. That's just what he thinks the Normies are doing.

With Robin captured, you'd think it's time for Will Scarlett to contribute something. Unfortunately he is constitutionally incapable of not serving cunt at all times to the exclusion of all else, so Maid Marian thinks of the plot while he stands by looking really hot.

Here he is serving cunt as a monk. Jesus Christ.

HERE he actually does something during the climatic battle! I had forgotten but he does swing his sword around a little bit. He doesn't actually look hot while doing this which explains why he has never done it before.

i saved this screenshot with the caption "the beatles" and i'm not wrong.

here he is doing new things with blood eyeliner. very brat.

SUCH A SERVE THERE IN THE BACKGROUND AND FOR WHAT

in conclusion, Will Scarlett is a hot hot man who is clever (by his own estimation, never proven within the story) and extremely hot (by everyone else's estimation, proven twenty-seven thousand times over). He serves several different looks in the movie, all of them incredible, and is apparently brought along by Robin just for his charming good looks and lack of thoughts because he's certainly not good at anything else. He is the hero to all of us who want to hang out in this movie but not actually work out or hold a weapon, and the bard that every Sherwood story deserves. Vote Will Scarlett, my legend, my icon, my idiot.

@medievalandfantasymelee

[katich-pigeon]

I saw a funny film Noir parody with Ilkka Villi and i used one moment as a reference from there xD

[cowardlykrow]

“don’t lose it now, old boy.”

With @ratb4stard3

[neganerd]

Man, I love this new headcanon going around about Scarab having his wings ripped off by some of his bosses and that being one of the reasons why he's so strict and focused on his job.

Cuz like, we hear him flutter, but we never see him fly or show his wings even tho scarab beetles have wings. We see how Orbo gets physically violent with him when he says he's only trying to do his job and then Orbo threatens him with destroying his legs and how literally NO ONE takes him seriously. He genuinely sounds so scared of Orbo...

For Scarab there ARE consequences for his actions, bad or good. Doesn't matter. He's always at the edge of the situation no matter what. Like, I LOVE Prismo, bro cool as hell, but...he has pretty privilege.

Brother did illegal shit and literally no one cared, no one gave a shit EVEN when told by Scarab, a man focused ONLY on his job.

I really wanna see more fanfics about it and the conflict between Prismo and Scarab about this topic. Like, let's be honest, Scarab would never be so chill about Prismo so fast like they showed in the series. Bro was going through shit so fucked up I doubt he'd start writing fanfics with Prismo immediately after being DEMOTED and PITIED ON cuz Mr. Prismo was like "omg poor Scrabby pls give him another opportunity 🥺"

Need to see that angst about how badly treated he is, need to see him MAD, ANXIOUS, SAD, SCARED, HAVING SELF WORTH ISSUES, IDENTITY ISSUES + the wing headcanon? Girl dinner

Broski would YELL at Prismo that he lost everything because Prismo thought he'd be "happy" about writing shit on a laptop and cleaning like he doesn't have some self respect, bro would be DISTRAUGHT.

Like, ppl are setting for the "exes to lovers" trope when they were never close enough to have such a relationship. Scarab doesn't feel embarrassed that Prismo calls him "Scrabby", he's uncomfortable cuz Prismo doesn't know him enough to be calling him that.

Prismo, in fact, ignored Scarab, didn't invite him to parties and called him a "jerk". You'd tell me he said he'd invite him, but that was purely a distraction, too.

I totally prefer their relationship to be romantic cuz I'm a sucker for enemies to lovers, but pls build it up first 🙏

[marsy-barz]

💊 — Stars always watching from afar... — 💊

YKW TUMBLR GETS IT EARLY

FAN ART/EDIT BASED ON PATHOLOGICAL FACADE BY GHOST & PALS!

+ in regular image form :D

[0ddbugs]

I made a spidersona :) It's a Peter from Earth 51404! Unfortunately, this Spiderman was very lazy and careless. He mishandled an alien artifact which held a fungus that mutated with his DNA; this exploded from him and caused the downfall of humanity. He was resurrected by the the fungi some years later - he's not sure how long. So he's kind of undead and doesn't talk much. Every so often a creature is also resurrected, but as a giant mutant spider monster. He is working on the cure, but idk if it will help at this point...

[crimeronan]

Darius finds out that they locked his kid in a basement can go the very dramatic confrontational route, but I think it can also end being something like:

"So you're saying you (obviously it was Luz) got him contained in a controlled politics free (no assassins) environment where eats three meals a day and doesn't miss any medical checkups due to ill convinced escape attempts?"

LMAO. HELP. GOD I LOVE THIS.

i love the idea that darius is Pretty Incensed at first, and then he realizes that hunter is actually like. incredibly calm. and eating enough. and sleeping enough. and not even reinjuring himself constantly because he keeps getting out of bed to do combat training before his wounds are healed!

and given that darius definitely had abominations guarding hunter's door back in the isles to keep him from dragging his half-dead ass through the portal, he's like. well. i'm not a huge fan of what my disapproval would say about me. don't get me wrong i'm still gonna be performatively grumpy and allergic to introspection. but i don't like it!!!

i feel like any initial meeting between darius and camila would be Very Fraught, mainly because camila is terrified of anyone from the isles coming to take luz. but once they've established that darius is Not going to kidnap and/or murder her children, it's more like:

darius: oh, excellent. he's with his princess And he's out of harm's way. listen. human woman. i know he's a complete fucking nightmare but i will Pay You to keep him here.

camila: ....he's been lovely, actually....?

darius, giving hunter SUCH a Look: oh, you've been LOVELY, have you??

hunter, brightly, Fully Aware this is going to give darius an ulcer: yeah :333

[rayix]

Mugman edit just because

[anonymous-chicken-was-taken]

Fiddauthor shippers I'm so sorry for doubting you y'all were right all along you DO have a leg to stand on.

Like I'm no huge shipper and I still don't feel the overwhelming need to ship them and I don't think they're like starcrossed lovers or anything. But the password. To the laptop. Was Stanford. HELLO?? FIDDLEFORD??? WHAT? Fiddleford does your wife know about this. Like I'm not saying "gay gay homosexual gay" y'know what I mean like I wouldn't go that far in this instance. But I AM saying that if I were Mrs. McGucket and my husband set his laptop password to the name of his old college buddy (and proceeded to take a no-end-date-determined business trip up to his cottage in Oregon) I'd be like "babe is there something you need to tell me"

[clownpalette]

☆ Candy addict ★

Don't do crack, have a snack 💫

[vegaseatsass]

Woke up today thinking about Vegas sulking after he gets blacklisted and petulantly telling Pete "I'm NOT going to the safehouse alone."

It's YOUR fault I'm getting put in time out so you HAVE to come and keep me company and play house with me and if you think you can say no I will KILL YOUR GRANDMA

[abstractsplat]

There is a tragic lack of fan-stuff showing off how Alastor would adore Millie. This bloodthirsty imp has more than earned a place on the Radio Demon's Gal Pal roster. Can you imagine???

[thelaurenshippen]

genuinely think it's good and healthy to follow at least one person in each of your fandoms who reblogs good gifsets but has just...absolutely dogshit takes on the show, or who ships that ship you despise. keeps things fresh. keeps things grounded. you gotta stay humble

[novastarlyght]

Extraterrestrial Satellite Communication | Bill Cipher

“Oh, I know LOTS of things, especially about you flesh puppets! Like how at the end of the day, your brain is just a meat computer in a bone cockpit piloting a skin robot! You think the universe makes sense? Nothing makes sense! So you might as well make nonsense! Think about it!”

A memetic entity and Masked Fool who has taken up residence in Penacony’s dreamscape, much to the chagrin of the Family. Despite lavishing the atmosphere of perpetual celebration, his predilection for chaos is constantly at odds with the ideals of the Harmony.

Bill claims to possess knowledge envied by even that of Nous the Erudition and Fuli the Remembrance, and recalls the ascension of Aeons who have been deceased for millennia. Eccentric and outlandish, his comical and irreverent demeanor hides a cunning manipulator and masterful swindler. Those who come to him in search of answers more often than not find themselves wrapped up in deceptive deals that end with them paying far more than they bargained for.