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[purble-gaymer]

i want to draw but i have to pass chemistry first!!!! why am i cursed like this!!!!!!

[cloudcountry]

marmar youre literally so smart omg chem is so HARD and i LIKE it.

hey girl are you chemistry because i’ve been crying over you for a whole year (with rizz)

NO WHAT DONT CRY I HAVE TISSUES??? I CAN HEPL WITH CHEM TOO HELLO

[somewhere-over-the-rynbow]

Thoughts while listening to Death Shroud:

SPOILERS AHEAD. Obviously.

• nicknicknicknicknicknick

• Ellie where are you getting coffee

• what do you put in your coffee???

• “There aren’t many spare parts for you Nick” why can’t you use gen 2 synth parts?

• Goodneighbor? THIS EARLY? MY BITCH IS BACK?!

• HANCOCK HANCOCK HAN- Hancock? HANCOCK!?

• THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON THIRD RAIL

• HANCOCK!!!!!

• wait why would Nick order a drink

• KENT KENT KENT KENT KENT KENT KENT-

• KENT NO-

• omg canon Nora real???

• Nick stop encouraging Hancock’s chem use

• how the hell are they gonna get Hancock into Diamond City

• cram! It’s meat… mostly!

• DID THEY KILL ELLIE

• thank GOD ellie is safe

• “drab upstairs apartment” lmao they said your interior decorating skills suck nick

• Nick “The Dick” Valentine

• Okay WHO is charlie????

• damn what did the Minutemen do to y’all

• Nick 4 Mayor

• who even is the mayor of Diamond City now

• John “Hold Me Back Nicky!” Valentine Hancock

• that was supposed to say Hancock, but Valentine was accidentally typed and that’s funnier.

• 3/4 families are missing their daily intake of processed powder cheddar? Believable.

• ayo time skip?

• lmao Seth Patrick Day

• OMG REMINISCING ABOUT THE PREWAR GOD I LOVE THIS OLD MAN SO MUCH

• D I M A ! ?

• omg Nick and Nora are besties <3

• OMG ALL THE COMPANIONS HANG OUT!?

• Hancock you’re already back <3

• oh Moe,,,, never stop lying babe

• his source is “i made it the fuck up”

• The Mechanist is back????? Hello???

• salty bitch. can you leave Sole and Co alone like goddamn

• Is the Mechanist a Synth now?

• THE CHILDREN OF ATOM?????

• wait no

• NO

• YOU CANT DO AN AD NOW WHAT

• WHAT ABOUT PIPER??? CAIT???

• I don’t care who Nick Valentine sends, I am NOT eating sugar bombs

• did they fucking nuke Piper

• THEY FUCKING NUKED THEM!?

• NORA!!!!!

• omg Shaun :)

• omg Nick :(

• omg Danse???? Why are you here what

• hdjdjdjd say hi to your big brother Nick, Danse

• “don’t touch me” lmao

• oh FUCK MACCREADY

• oh no. strong left. that’s… so sad…

• Protective mom Nora!

• NORA AND HANCOCK NORA AND HANCOCK

• I love them all so much oh my god

• this is a fucked up family reunion

• ugh FUCK maxson all my homies hate maxson

• “An old flame” “Seriously? I wanna see how that works” Hancock is asking what we’re all thinking

• bro can Nora have anything

• I can not believe that Hancock and Danse are friends now lol

• lmao don’t rob the vault tec rep

• wait. why didn’t Nora invite him to Sanctuary :(

• HIS NAME IS MACK!?

• god I love you so much Mack

• omg this trio can NOT be good lol (Nora, Hancock, Danse)

• Nora how the fuck is Hancock lifting Danse

• “Danse, scan the building, use infrared vision to pick up vitals” “I don’t have infrared vision” “Really? So much for human 2.0” he’s such a smart ass I love him

• FEV conjoined twins???? Omg that’s so fucking cool

• Hancock, stealing is bad

• Hancock, Florida is bad

• lmao Danse is bitter about Nora taking Nick instead of him haha

• Oh shit they got Lorenzo’s crown? Nora you can’t leave this shit laying around girl

• OMG PSYKERS

• Nora really. You freed Lorenzo??? You dummy

• okay so Hancock and Danse aren’t really friends now lol, they just kinda tolerate each other. Real.

• “No, are you nuts? He’s armored, dual wielding, and you’re wearing a 16th century nightgown!” “You unpatriotic son of a-” “Hush, damn it!” these three are so important to me

• UNITY???? UNITY!? no way they’re doing a Master plot right?

• so is this the same mechanist as in the automatron DLC?

• damn these 3 are agile

• omg not Hancock’s coat!!!!

• oh fuck the silver shroud and mechanist fused

• can we please discuss how fucking disgusting yum yum deviled eggs sound. How the fuck were they preserving eggs. Why would you make prepackaged deviled eggs??? I always thought that was such a weird pick for a food lol

• YO WHY ARE WE AT SANCTUARY

• uh oh. UH OH.

• WHERE IS SHAUN.

• can y’all let Nora have ONE THING god DAMN

• OH THANK GOD CODSWORTH

• I cant believe they canoned Nora and Danse being together,,,, damn

• omg Hancock please don’t traumatize Shaun

• Hancock do NOT give Shaun alcohol oh my god

• THEY KILLED MAMA MURPHY :(

• can they stop killing my favorite old people

• omg I forgot about you Nick lol

• hey Charlie? What the fuck

• DONT FUCKING HUMAN NICK-

• do NOT kill Mack PLEASE

• KELLOGG!???? WHY ARE YOU HERE

• bro can Nora have ANYTHING damn-

• can’t have shit in the commonwealth fr

• AMARI WHAT THE FUCK

• OMG KELLOGG NICK THING IS TIED UP!?

• Mack you are fucking useless (I still love you though)

• why are we talking about puppies what

• oh my god :(

• OH FUCK A BOMB?

• Nick… you fucking plug yourself into computers???? hacker supreme

• omg he’s so robot

• omg Mack you are so papaw

• it’s cre-shendo not cre-sendo

• Nick you are NOT captain america omg

• shit I guess he is captain America

• poor papaw has had such a day let him go home Nick

• “I’m not asking!” DAMN nick

• WHAT. HOW DID HE CALL A CAB.

• HOW DOES HE HAVE A PHONE???? WHAT JUST HAPPENED???? WHAT

• this is so funny what the fuck is happening

• WHY IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL WHAT

• YOU CANT CUT TO A VIM AD NOW HUH

• ok it is kinda funny to imagine a salesman in power armor lol

• Huh. Cannibals will eat ghouls. Interesting.

• learn to drive? How? What driving schools are there???

• okay the idea of a cab driver in the commonwealth is so funny. But how the fuck did Jefferson come into existence-

• NICK CAN WALK UNDERWATER????

• WHAT. IS NICK A TIME LORD!?

• WHAT IS HAPPENING. WHAT. NICK. NICK WHAT IS HAPPENING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

• WAIT IS 47 THE UNDERWATER VAULT!?

• Mack is so real lol

• HIS NAME IS DAVID DWECKER!? I THOUGHT IT WAS MACK

• omg David my beloved peepaw

• 747683 is not 5 digits Nick

• Champion of Justice???? What?

• WHY WOULD THE CODE BE SHROUD?????

• maybe I’m missing something?????? It is 6 am lol

• I’m sorry, did Nick magic a fucking vault into existence

• CRYOPOD!!!!!! TWO YEARS AGO???? WHAT.

• time to wake up bitch

• NICK STOP MAGICING

• … what? THE SILVER SHROUD!?

• WHAT IS HAPPENING

• but… the shroud… isn’t real… did Nick just create the fucking Silver Shroud?

• it should be 2289, not 2287

• “Same words Hancock uttered after smoking a tire that one time…” huh???? Nick and Hancock hang out lol

• EMOJI???? HOW DO THEY KNOW WHAT EMOJI’S ARE!????

• I’m sorry, I can’t get over Nick Valentine accidentally bringing fucking Batman into existence simply for the drama of it all

• Poor David lol

• How The fuck is Nick gonna explain all this to Nora, Danse, and Hancock

• HOW DOES THE SHROUD KNOW JEFFERSON????

• oh. Ok. That makes sense.

• this is like the world’s strangest fanfiction

• NICK. STOP DOING MAGIC. OH MY GOD.

• WHY ARE NORA AND DANSE HERE. WHO IS DEAD. WHAT.

• WHERE IS HANCOCK!?

• WHY IS THE SHROUD CASUALLY A PART OF THEIR GROUP NOW

• MACCREADY IS DEAD!? WHY IS HE HERE. WHERE DID HE COME FROM.

• Okay, I’m starting to think that Nick managed to get high off Jet or smth

• who is the duke????

• “sociopath science daddy in slacks” What the hell maccready

• “just one more job” thanks. Gonna go sob now

• omg fancy lad snack cakes my beloved

• omg Hancock is in his Robin era

• wow. Just remembered Kent is dead. Devastating

• pay your employees Shroud.

• An old lady, the Silver Shroud, and Hancock get into a cab…

• why is no one questioning this cab

• honestly though. I understand why Hancock isn’t. He probably just thinks he’s hallucinating lol.

• “Fish Lips Malone!” what. is happening. I’m as confused as Hancock is…

• “activate passive aggressive restraint!” What is that????

• Hancock why do you know every criminal.

• “yes indeed my flesh peeling friend!”

• “man I have never seen anyone who needs to be laid more than you do” “finally someone else says it” oh my GOD I love Hancock so much (and Jefferson. Man, do I love Jefferson.)

• “omg Hancock we’ve been waiting for you! Oh… and the shroud’s here, too…” just like me fr

• Is the Silver Shroud an incel…

• THEY MEDUSA’D MAGNOLIA!?

• lmao everyone else hates Johnny Guitar?

• KELLOGG GET THE FUCK OUT.

• Hancock you are REMARKABLY casual about the dead man in your booth

• The Silver Shroud is a short king lol

• why is Kellogg the only one who thinks the shroud being here is weird

• Nora is an “uppity broad” lol

• why are y’all dissing Hancock, leave my man alone-

• Just gotta say… it’s a great day to be a Hancock stan

• THE DUKE IS THE MECHANIST!?

• what. A literal rat faced man? Why does he have 3 arms?

• Hm. They still do beehive hair, huh? I’m kinda impressed

• what do you mean they turned Louie into a mole rat using the creation engine

• “stay low to the ground, my crusty companion!”

• THEY TURNED THE SILVER SHROUD’S GUN INTO A DOG????

• THEY TURNED HANCOCK INTO A STATUE NO-

• how could they do this to me.

• the Silver Shroud can say fuck. Nice

• omg wait

• Hancock is… Hancock’s… he’s…

• he’s stoned

• ba-dum-tsh

• Travis, please don’t sexually harass all of Diamond City

• I’m more than half way through this and I genuinely have no clue what’s going on lol

• omg they legit are using the creation engine huh

• HANCOCK???? YOURE BACK??? WHY DID YOU DRINK GASOLINE!???

• I wanna have tea with god…

• Dr… Satan?

• HAROLD!? WHY ARE YOU HERE????

• Nora 🤝 Harold

never getting to rest

• I think it’s very funny that Hancock is just… back.

• damn they all got stoned

• and the stone is gone again

• what even is the point of the stone lol

• THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER!?

• OH MY GOD

• OH MY GOD

• OH MY GOD

• THEY KILLED THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER!?

• who is… showing up…

• WHO IS OBEDIAH BLACKHALL

• Damn. Bye bye Obediah.

• I genuinely can’t remember what started this lmao

• Oh fuck, Kellogg is back…

• omg they broke the scarab!!!

• what do you mean by too many voices

• too many characters??????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

• WHY IS IT JUST NICK AND THE SHROUD VS REALITY

• they are SO remarkably calm

• “see if you can… blind him with some… bullets to the face” yeah that should do it Nick

• “my speed should give me the upper hand” your what Nick

• WHY IS NICK SUPER FAST WHAT

• … they’re summoning bitches now? A Grognak bitch? WHY ARE YOU HERE?

• wait. Nora is the one magicing?

• oh wait. You mean that Nora was the silver shroud for a while. Right? What is happening.

• The Silver Shroud is really good at sticking to his bit lol

• OMG NORA BECAME THE SILVER SHROUD AND CHANGED REALITY?????

• Silver Shroud speed runs an existential crisis

• uh oh

• uh oh

• uh oh

• reality is literally crumbling

• SHEOGORATH!?

• oh fuck Bethesda is crumbling

• GLADOS!?

• THE JOKER!!!!!???

• CLAPTRAP!!!!!!!????

• Poor Nick…

• can you guys stop having relationship issues when I’m on the phone with my dentist

• SNIPER?????

• GLADOS is hitting on Nick Valentine. Yeah. Okay.

• “Thank you, intelligent sociopathic blender!”

• at no point could I have predicted this.

• they gave Nick a portal gun.

• he is opening a portal on the moon.

• they are essentially creating a black hole.

• How The FUCK is Nick supposed to mentally handle all of this

• GLADOS didn’t even get to say goodbye :/

• omg they’re in the creation engine

• OH MY GOD THEY ARE IN TODD HOWARD’S BRAIN????

• Jesus Christ, poor fucking Nick

• Hey, you. You’re finally awake.

• what do you mean it was all a dream

• how did Nick fall asleep

• is everyone alive??????

• wow. Huh. What.

[tiktaalic]

hiiii i'm a freshman undergrad and i <3 bio but i'm failing gen chem so hard and i don't enjoy the classes at all. i would love to give up on chem but even if i chose a major that didn't require it, a lot of the cool bio classes have chem prereqs. do you have any tips on how to love/tolerate/pass chemistry

Chemistry is a tolerate one to me unfortunately . I did Okay in genchem but I did have to reteach myself stoich literally every time it came up it just would not stick for me. I remember it being a lot of math and My problem is that I rush through math problems and make careless mistakes that my brain glosses over so I don’t notice them. A lot of times colleges will have tutoring centers available for chemistry and that helped me a looooooot in ochem. I would definitely see if that kind of help is available and if it is do your homework there and have the tutors double check your work and walk you through problems. I did a lot of like. Writing stuff out step by step and scribbling notes on problems. Treating hw problems as example problems in that I would take them line by line and write out in words what I was doing and why so I could go back and understand it. It might also help to make a master sheet of equations just so you can rattle down the line you know? If you have more specific q’s or details you’re more than welcome to msg me off anon!

[scr-ppup]

Hi hi!! I’m recently considering neopronouns and xenogender identities— my problem is that I have these general subjects/ideas that feel integral to my gender identity, but I don’t know if using neos is right for me and I don’t know how to think of. What those pronouns might be for me?

If it isn’t too much of a hassle, could you come up with a few sets for any of these general ideas? I know this is super vague and if you can’t do all of them that’s okay!! I would also appreciate recommendations for other blogs who do this sort of thing. Thank you so much!! - confused anon

- The ocean/anything related

- Mad scientist/anything related

- Genetics

- Flowers/plant life

- Aliens/extraterrestrial life

- Ghosts (preferably mysterious and ethereal vibes)

Hi, hi confused anon! To be honest you caught me a bit off guard, but yeah I can at least try to help. While i'm no good with sentimental things really and i don't know if you want to hear such things, but all i can do is encourage you if you want to try them out; it's never a bad idea after all if you think xenogenders could suit your gender experiences and/or neopronouns be something that you feel like fit you. (/gen) For blogs I don't currently know many, but @/revenant-coining, @/decayedgender, @/sunshinies, @/scholartism, @/hisreturn are a few that I can think of that do take pronoun suggestions (do watch out if their requests are open or closed though). Then if I may the general searches of pronoun suggestion, pronoun list, neopronoun suggestion, neopronoun list tags may help as well, it's a great way to find blogs that take pronoun, name etc suggestions + make ID packs as well. c:

this is quite a long post, i acknowledge that the pronoun list for each category starts to shrink in size but tired af and this has been quite long in the drafts. i hope this suffices your needs, and that you find at least something here. :"3

Here are some pronouns;

Ocean – ocea/ocean/oceans/oceanself, ocean/oceans, Sal/salt/salts/saltself, sal/salt/saltir/saltself, sal/salie/saline/salineself, photi/photic/photic/photicself, photi/photic/photicir/photicself, epi/epila/epipelagic/epipelagicself, epi/epin/epir/epipelagiself, aqu/aqua/aquatic/aquaticself, aqu/aqua/aquas/aquaself, mari/marine/marines/marineself, nudi/nudibranch/nudibranchs/nudibranchself, nudi/nudir/nudiself, Apo/apothi/apothis/apothicself, apo/apothi/apothir/aphoticself, apothi/apothis, meso/mesor/mesorine/mesopelagiself, meso/mesos/mesopelagic/mesopelagiself, meso/pelagic, Apothi/mesos(/-r), Photi/apothis(/-r), plan/plankto/plankton/planktonself,

Mad scientist – Mad/mads/madself, sci/science/scienceself, science/sciences/scienceself, science/scientist/scientistself, mad/science/mads/scientistself, scientist/scientists/scientistself, know/ledge/knowledge/knowledgeself, knowledge/knowledges/knowledgeself, test/tests/testself, test/subject/testsubjectself, test subject/test subjests/test subjectself, science/subject/scienceself, bio/biology/biologyself, bio/logy/biologyself, sci/scir/scienself, bio/bior/bioreself, chem/chemistry/chemistryself, chem/chems/chemistryself, chemistry/chemistrys(-ies)/chemistryself, phy/physic/physics/physicself, phy/sic/physicself, physic/chemistrys/physicself, physic/biologys/physicself, biology/chemistry/biologyself, biology/physics/biologyself, chemistry/biologys/chemistryself, chemistry/Physics/chemistryself.

genetics – gene/genetics/geneticself, gene/genes/geneticself, gene/tic/geneticself, gene/variation/gene variationself, here/heredity/heredities/heredityself, organism/organisms/organismself, orga/nism/organisms/organismself, bio/logy/biologyself, biology/biologys/biologyself, gene/biology/geneself, genetic/biologys/geneticself, mole/cular/molecularself, molecular/genetics/molecularself, molecular/genetics/molecular geneticself, epi/gene/genetics/epigeneticself, popu/genetic/populations/geneticself, li/fe/lifeself, life/lifes/lifeself.

Flowers & plants – bud/buds/budself, flow/flowers/flowerself, bloom/blooms/bloomself, flower/blooms/flowerself, bud/flowers/budself, flo/ra/flora/floraself, flora/floras(-r)/floraself, plan/plant/plants/plantself, plant/floras/plantself

Alien & extraterrastial – ali/alien/aliens/alienself, extra/extrar/extraterrastrialself, extra/terrastial/extraterrastrialself, unk/known/unknownself, unkown/alien/unknownself

Ether/etheria/etherialself, ether/ethers/etherself, ether/ethers/etherself, abyss/abyssa/abyssar/abysself

I had some ghost related ones stashed away in my drafts as well, so here; Gho/ghost/ghostis, Gho/ghou/ghoulis, Gho/ghoir/ghostis, Phan/phannie/phantomis, Phan/phantor/phantorin, Phan/phantos/phantomis, Phan/phanti/phantios, Spir/spiritus/spiritelf, Fog/fogir/fogelf, Pha/phaci/phaseir, Usva/usvar/usvaelf

[flowers-of-anise]

On the other hand do I want to be doing that much math and science as a college freshman?? As a chem major there’s already like 5 hours of science and since I like math I want to take calc 3 (assuming that I get a 4 or 5 on the AP calc BC test, which I’m fairly confident in) (we’ll find out on Monday!!) so is it worth it to add another science?? Should I plan to take one of the several English courses I would be so interested in (assuming I don’t have to take gen English based on my AP lit score,,,, jury is absolutely out on that tbh), should I take Spanish?? ASL??? Linguistics or anthropology??? I just don’t know!! We shall see once my scores return

Looking through courses I might take as an elective in college next year and I’m getting very excited by introduction to astronomy so that I can write more accurate good omens fanfiction

[thetruthaboutlovecomesat3am]

Could you tell us more about Jay, Mari, Sandy, and Lita please? Do they get into all kinds of trouble together? Or do they mostly play dolls, princess, and do their hair and make up?

I do have some headcanons about the next gen of love like fools, and here are some:

(I’m going to get through all the asks for hc’s, so if you don’t see yours answered it’s coming up asap don’t worry! I also got an ask for Avalance’s kids and that’s coming separately, so this focuses on Jay, Mari, Lita and Sandy. Also, reminder that all the posts about the hc for this fic are tagged “llf hc” so they’re easier to find on my blog.)

- When they’re 8 (sandy’s 6) they decide to institute their own secret society. They call it the Bestest Friends Society, because Mari is Nate’s daughter and what else would they call it. They have a statute and everything, which is mostly stuff like “when at the park always look for cool rocks to bring to the next meeting” and “no best friend is left behind”. They honor it for life. They use it as a way to lure each other into shenanigans, too: “do it for the BFS” ... but that is something their parents don’t need to know.

- There’s a few months, they’re about 15 and Sandy’s still in middle school, that she feels like they’re growing apart. Jay, Mari and Lita are the same age, have been in the same class for years, so it’s hard on her sometimes. But it lasts just a few months: she confronts them about leaving her out and they all promise it won’t happen again. From then on, they try their best to always include her in their plans, even when it’s inconvenient. For the BFS, they remind each other.

- Things with Mari get super complicated when they’re 16-17. Mari’s always around, like she’s always been, but they’re not 6 or 10 anymore... She stays for dinner, sleep overs - she sleeps in Violet’s (Jay’s younger sister) bedroom (before they get the twins, they only have 3 rooms, and the fourth is still Ava’s study so there isn’t a bed, so she stays with Vi; once the twins are in the fourth room this is routine so they never change it). She goes camping with them. Amaya says she’s never really talked about boys or girls, so she doesn’t know if she likes Jay for sure, but she does know she always does her hair extra carefully when she goes over. And they see it, the way Mari is so polite with them, so careful, so sweet. Like she’s trying to impress the in-laws. It’s super charming, but also… a little bit heartbreaking.

- Sara sits Jay down and tells him he needs to tell Mari he doesn’t feel the same, it’s not nice to string people along. Jay agonizes over it for days, weeks. Mari’s her best friend. She’s his world, you know? Jay’s not in love with her but if she like him then… wouldn’t it be fair to at least give it a chance? If the alternative is losing Mari, if she doesn’t want to be his friend anymore because he rejects her, than anything else is better. On the other hand, Mari’s like a sister to him, they grew up together, being with her would be… an extra kind of weird. So he resorts to Sara’s tactic of deflection and avoidance. It works, for two weeks.

- Mari’s talking about how they’re going to spend Christmas apart but maybe, hopefully, someday they’ll be able to spend it together; and he absolutely loses it. He starts tearing up and hugs her and begs her to stay friends even if he doesn’t feel the same and… Mari is beyond confused. Vi sees the whole scene and starts laughing so much she gets tears in her eyes. Mari’s like “Jay… I’m ?? I’m dating your sister.” And Vi tells him she’ll kill him if he “run to tell moms, ‘cause they’ll never let us sleep in the same room ever again” and that’s why the secrecy. They thought Jay had at least figured it out, they haven’t exactly been… subtle. He’s so relieved it isn’t until much, much later that it downs on him: his best friend and his sister. Yikes. Aw, but mostly yikes.

- Lita’s dad comes into town when she turns 17. Ava hates him. But Ava is also Lita’s aunt and heroine, so she helps Mick win her over. Mick and Ava become inseparable. (Yes, Ava’s in the dads club. She’s bff with Nate, Ray and now Mick. It’s just… happened. Somehow. Despite Ava being *that* feminine. It’s life.)

- Anyway, Lita’s dad is an asshole and Jay’s biological father was also… an asshole. So they bond over it, start talking it over, it brings them a lot closer. Plus, well, Mari’s dating Vi now, so she’s with them a lot less. Jay holds her when she vents about her dad, Lita punches in the face anyone who disrespects his gender presentation, Jay does her chem homework for her, and Lita teaches him how to cheat at minigolf, and… well. Jay kind of, sort of, possibly falls in love with her. Lita kisses him first. Jay asks her out. They… don’t rally like to explain it, it’s just a thing that is. Moving on.

- Jay, as previously stated, goes into law. He becomes a DA and, honestly, Ava couldn’t be prouder if he chose her own field. It suits him. Mari becomes a fashion designer (just like in the comics, yes I know I’m unoriginal, thank you). Lita goes into business, but she changes to an English major halfway through: always follow your heart, but pay attention to your heritage, her father has taught her; she becomes a published author pretty young and writes, you guessed it, fantasy romance novels. Sandy goes - and stays - into business and takes over her dad’s company, eventually, but she also gets really into computer science and tries to follow in his side projects as well (not all of them legal or realistic, but you know how Palmers are).

- When Jay’s older he finds his old journal with “Bestest Friends Society Rulebook” written across the front and gets cover to cover in one sitting. There’s all the rules, sure, but then it turns into a diary of everything they went through as kids and then tweens. He feels so lucky they’re all still so close to each other that he’s all choked up by the end of it. He gets it, now, the pull their hometown has always had on his moms, why they never left a tiny city that hasn’t always treated them right: it’s not the town, it’s the people. It’s the roots. It’s the feeling you get when you go to a diner and sit at the same table you’ve sat on a million times before: it’s belonging.

[theasexualbookworm]

How to Do Well in College*

*when it has all gone to shit

Because of the pandemic and colleges believing people can be dragged around like a fish on a line, here are my personal suggestions (from my experience as an anxious human being) to handling the planning part of college.

Register for classes early af. Don’t wait until the day before. The week before registration opens up, try to see your advisor to get their approval of your schedule

Do not buy your textbooks from the school bookstore (obviously) and BEFORE Amazon:

Library genesis (you might have to look up the url on wikipedia since it changes)

Scihub.com

Thriftbooks.com (a personal fave)

Abebooks.com 

About a month before the semester starts take time to pull up the academic calendar / look up the orientation schedule and put that shit into your phone. You’re probably busting your ass at work as well as school, so you gotta have your shit planned out

This means putting your class schedule into your phone. 

Two weeks before the semester starts: walk the campus and point out the buildings your classes are in. Really, just knowing how far from your dorm/car you’ll be walking can help ease anxiety.

If you’re online (because your college didn’t try to bring 20,000 students back to campus), spend 30 min getting familiar with the online class format.

Get a planner. I don’t care if it’s an app on your phone, a blank notebook you date, or sticky notes. Just have a planner and use it. Write assignments down (what you will actually work on).

Related, do a 3 to 5 List. When planning your day write down 3 to 5 things that you are doing that day (that you will accomplish).

Ex: attend world civ, attend gen chem, do the reading for gen psych, work 4pm to 9pm. That’s it. Nothing else. Everything else you do is extra.

This also works well if your mental health is taking a dip, and you’re coaxing yourself to do anything. The 3 things could be make the bed, wash your hair, and put clothes in the washing machine.

College is a shitshow right now, but at least you can kind of plan around the ever changing happenings for the new semester.

[septicbro1005]

1-11 for the asks

only if you want to

1.) First celebrity crush?

Uh... I don't know, if I'm being honest. Probably Cameron Boyce, since I watched Jessie all the time when I was a kid.

2.) Do you work out/sport?

No, but I do wanna start working out again. Mostly for appearance stuff because I want to be more muscular, but I also want to be stronger. I wanna be able to hold my girlfriend in a bridal carry for more than a few seconds damn it.

3.) How popular were you in school?

I mean... people knew me? Like a lot of people knew me and I knew them and we were fine, but I wasn't known all around the school, y'know?

4.) Embarrassing moment?

I was really tired and I was explaining to my chem teacher that when I get tired I "lose all of this" and gestured to my face instead of my brain, and my friend Violet just started laughing her ass off at me.

5.) Favorite actor and actress?

Evan Peters (duh) and Sarah Paulson (also duh)

6.) Little thing that makes you extremely happy?

I bought my gf and I matching necklaces and I wear mine all the time. My gf has to take hers off because she does a bunch of sports, so whenever I see her wearing it, I get super duper excited.

7.) Song that made you cry because you related to it?

ART IS DEAD by Bo Burnham! Whoopsies.

8.) How often do you find yourself thinking about your life?

Quite a bit. I think about what's gonna happen, where it's gonna lead, what already happened, where I fucked up, etc.

9.) Best toy you ever got as a kid?

Hm. I gotta say, this was more of a gift my older brother got, but he let me use it all the time, but it was a pokemon card tin. I think it was when gen 5 had recently come out, so there were a bunch of gen 5 pokemon there. We used to play the game together all the time, but I'd also just look at the cards and get really giddy because I had little pokemon friends!!!

10.) Do you express your emotions well?

That depends. If I'm feeling really happy and good, yeah! If it's more negative emotions, then not really. And with anger, no. Not at all. When I'm angry, I bottle it up (like a dumbass) and then I get angry at myself and then I get all depressed, and it's not good. You'll know I'm super pissed if I end up yelling. Like properly yelling at the top of my lungs. But I hate doing that and I don't do it often, which is good.

11.) Are you happy with your height?

No, solely because my gf (jokingly) teases me for being shorter than her even though she's barely a fraction of a centimeter taller than i am.

[scenariosofkonoha]

Life’s Different Now | Modern! Kakashi   2/?

Part 1| Part 2| Part 3|  Part 4| Part 5| Part 6

Summary: Small dinner at Shisui’s house getting prepped for a Obito and Rin’s wedding. MC’s job/adaption to being back is discussed and finds out that their latest project is with someone in particular. 

*****

“‘Remodel my house, I got everything you need,’ he said,” you muttered to yourself as you tried to lower a circular saw onto the orange flat bed cart. “‘Except I have no power tools and only three screw drivers.’” you spat as you tried to move the wood planks over to better fit your newly acquired power tool. You had always been better at doing things with your hands than Shisui, but for him to only have three screwdrivers in his entire house left you nearly speechless and with a pricey credit card bill from Home Depot.  

Brushing off the saw dust, you frowned knowing that you probably should have changed out of your work outfit before going to the hardware store, but oh well. Down the aisle, you could see Itachi coming toward you, a gallon of paint in each hand. “Can you tell me why you are getting paint for the main room if you haven’t even finished the kitchen?” he asked as he added the gallons to the cart. 

“That paint’s actually for the kitchen and the main room. I’m ripping those terrible cabinets out this weekend and putting new ones in, but I’m going to paint them this black color and then have that color also as accents in the main room,” you offered as you tapped the cans with your foot. Despite your explanation, you could see the uncertainty in your cousin’s eyes. “You just gotta trust me on this. I promise it’ll look good.” you offered as you started to push the cart towards the front of the store. “We should also go before I spend more money on power tools though…” 

“I was going to stop you if you tried.” he gave a small smile as he followed.  

The two of you checked out and began your way back to Shisui’s place. You, along with some others in your friend circle were meeting tonight for dinner and to potentially discuss some of the logistics of Obito and Rin’s wedding. It wasn’t until the fall, but Obito was the first out of your generation in the family to get married, so it was a bit of a big deal, and the stronger that the core wedding party was, the less haggling you would get from more distant members. 

Rin had also been given a stack of coupons from one of her patients that were for BOGO pizza and pasta at one of the local restaurants with no limitations, so you all were going to take advantage of that. Truthfully, that was the real reason for the dinner, but you were going to pretend like you were all functioning adults and have goals. 

Pulling in front of the home, you could see two other cars already parked. You had yet to be able to match each car to its owner, so you were at a loss of who was actually home. Shrugging to Itachi as he took the keys out, you spoke. “Well, at least we’re not last,” you offered, stepping out of the car. Then looking over the top of the car, you scrunched your face at him, “I think if we ask nicely, we can get Shisui to unpack the car. You know, because…” you trailed off racking your brain to think of a reason to manipulate your brother into hauling everything in through the snow. 

“Because we were already so thoughtful by going to Home Depot on a Friday to pick up his stuff,” Itachi offered, a small smirk upon his face as he locked the car. “It’s the least he could do.” 

You copied his smirk as the pair of you started to walk to the front door. As you made your way in and took off all the layers necessary for the arctic temperatures that plagued you, a sweet voice called out to you. 

“I heard you were back in the country, but I was wondering when I was finally going to get to see you again!” she laughed out.  

“Rin!” you smiled as you went over to hug her. Giving her a tight squeeze, you continued your smile. “Where have you been and how on Earth were you able to skip out on all of the holiday parties?” you asked. “Please tell me how- the only way I had found was to be an ocean away.”  

She rolled her eyes, “I was working, the hospital is so busy this time of year; it’s nearly impossible to leave.” she answered with a shrug. “I did get a talking to by Obito about how many people were wondering where I was, but luckily they had you to distract them, so thank you,” she laughed.   

“Speaking of Obito, where is he?” 

Motioning you to come join her in the living room, she answered, “Him and Shisui went to go pick up dinner and drinks. I guess it takes two?”

“Uchiha’s go in packs, you should know this.” Kakashi teased as you came into the room. “There are very few exceptions.” he finished with a nod to you. 

“You’re not wrong…” you admitted, sitting down in a chair. “Do we have an ETA on the boys? I kinda skipped lunch, because I didn’t like the catering at work.” you asked, now knowing that was a mistake and that you would not be repeating that any time soon. 

Hearing that, Rin’s eye widened a bit. “Wait…” she interjected. “You have a job already? Hasn’t it only been like three weeks?” she asked, her uncertainty evident. Then quickly shaking her head, she apologized, “Sorry- not that it’s surprising you could get a job, but wow, that’s just fast, and isn’t architecture competitive?” she added hastily. 

You gave a small chuckle, “It’s okay, don’t worry.” Pulling your legs up onto the chair, you filled her in. “I work for a private architecture firm. They have a sister branch overseas that I worked with all throughout my masters, so it was an easy transition. I started right after the new year.” 

“Wow...” she trailed for a moment, still processing it. Couldn’t blame her honestly. You had better odds of getting struck down by lightning than finding a decent job right out of college. Straightening up a bit, she nodded, “Well I’m glad you’re settling easily.”

“Oh that’s literally the only thing I have going for me right now.” you gave out a small chuckle trying to hide the instability in your life right now. “I don’t know how y'all did it,” you offered. “Finding an apartment, a car, insurance, all that stuff that you need to be an adult… I literally feel like I’m drowning half the time.” you kept your voice light to lift the weight of the truth.  

“We didn’t pack up our whole life and moved across the world with 2 weeks notice.” Itachi offered as he handed you a drink. “You’re doing everything all at once.”

You shrugged. “It’ll get done. Always does” you let out a small laugh, trying the mask any uncertainty that was in your voice. Best not let them know that you were still trying to decide if this was the right decision.  

Rin nodded as she sat down in the chair next to yours. “Right, and you’re you, so you’ll be fine.” she affirmed. “But, do you have good projects yet at work? Or are they making you do boring beginner stuff?” 

A genuine smile came upon your face. “Actually, kinda?” you nodded. “There’s a small college like 20 miles away from here and it needs to be completely remodeled, so I’m on that task.  It’s kinda nice, because I like to focus on interiors, and you know, there’s not a whole lot that needs to be done exterior wise there.” you said.

“Wait… Are you remodeling Jenkins?” she inquired, giving a quick glance around the room.

“Uh, yeah I think that’s the name? Why?” 

Rin smirked as she looked across the room. “Kakashi, isn’t that your college?” she interjected.

He nodded. “Yeah and it needs the renovations. A bunch of ceiling tiles started falling down in the lab last semester. Scared a bunch of undergrads.” he shrugged as if it were nothing.  

Tapping your arm, she looked at you. “Well it looks like you have someone there-” she started but was interrupted by a loud pounding on the door. “Oh- I guess they made it here? Or that’s Asuma and Kuernai?” she murmured as she stood up to go help whoever it was. “Itachi, can you come here? I have a feeling they tried to carry everything in with one trip…” she clenched her jaw nervously. 

“Please save the pesto,” you pleaded as they both left the room. 

Then looking back over to Kakashi, you continued. “I always forget that you teach too.” You knew that he had graduated with his doctorate in chemistry last year, but you just never connected the dots of him being a professor now. “What are you teaching this semester?”

“Gen chem and ochem,” he replied. “Both lab and lecture,” he slightly frowned. “I used to only do the lab portion of them, but our lecturer quit, so I got roped into doing the lecture too…” he said, enthusiasm lacking in his tone. 

“Isn’t that a lot…?” you asked. You weren’t quite sure how science classes worked, but with all of your engineering classes, the lectures and labs were taught by two different professors, and seldom did one of your professors teach two different classes without someone helping.

He nodded reluctantly. 

“Well, I guess I’m going to have to go to one of your lectures then.” you teased, now trying to evade the fact that he was probably under a lot of pressure now.. “You know, to get a better feel of how the professors and students interact with their space- architecture stuff.” you smirked as you saw this statement make him recline a bit. 

Giving a quick shake of his head, he tried to persuade you. “I’m not any good at lecturing. Really.” he insisted. With others, he probably would have dropped it there, but he knew you were persistent. “You could come to my office hours if you want instead.” 

“Oh I'll do that too” you nodded, “Remember, I still owe you for that coffee a few years back.”

*****

A/N: what do you guy think? Is this any good? Are any of y’all enjoying it? Sorry is took so long. 

[detective-conan-confessions]

An Explanation - Part 3

The post I just posted talked about events that happened in early 2019. I feel that I owe y’all an explanation to what I’m up to now.

I realized for a while that I wanted to go into the medical field. After quite a bit of soul searching, I realize that I want to be a Physician Assistant (PA). Since I got my Bachelor’s in something that is completely unrelated, I have to go back to school to finish my pre-reqs. I finished A&P 1&2, Gen Chem 1&2, and now I’m taking Organic Chemistry. No one tells you that there’s no math in Organic Chemistry. I got 3 A’s and 1 B. I’m doing really well now. I hope to keep up publishing confessions. I don’t know if I can really do events (maybe once in a blue moon) but I hope to keep this page updated. Thank you.

[happyhemostudies]

ochem (study tips & tricks)

 Hi there! Long time no see. I am officially through my first term of organic chemistry (out of three), and I have gained some tips & tricks to make it a little bit more manageable! (I got a B, and I know that some people on studyblr are happier with an A but a B in my first upper division science is more than I was expecting so I’m happy about it!)

Get a molecular modeling kit!

The beginning portions of ochem ask you to understand nomenclature (naming), functional groups, isomers, and stereochemistry. Functional groups are what I feel like you could maybe muscle your way through without ever seeing it in 3D but for everything else, make sure you use a model! It helps tremendously when you’re trying to learn what molecules look like in space. I lost mine in a box halfway through the term (at the beginning of isomers, rip me) and felt so lost with stereochemistry until I found it again. Make mini models of all your functional groups and learn what they look like. Make cis & trans models. Do what my friends and I did and stick random things together and learn how to name them properly. I got mine from Amazon for about $12 and it was worth every penny.

Preview notes/book before class.

If you’ve ever met me, you know that I’m full of anxiety and hate reading before class because I get anxious when I realize I have no idea what I’m reading. Don’t be me! Realize that reading beforehand can only help you solidify your understanding when you relearn it in lecture! It is totally okay to not know it while you’re reading as you’ve obviously never learned it before. This comes in super helpful because there’s a lot to cover in lecture, lots of diagrams and molecules to draw, and you likely won’t have enough time to write out all of the good book-type words you want to know too.

Watch additional videos.

I would like to tell you the wonders of videos for ochem. Since it’s such a visual course, it is SO much more helpful to learn from a video than a book! Honorable mention for @ TheOrganicChemistryTutor and other ochem videos on YouTube, but the real shoutout goes to @ Leah4Sci on YouTube and at leah4sci.com As my lab partner texted me at 1:14 am the morning of our second exam, “This woman is a godsend.”

Study with a group (and a whiteboard!)

In gen chem I made an awesome group of friends who now suffer through ochem alongside me. You would not believe how helpful it is to study with them, explain hard concepts, and work out problems with other people. We reserve a room in our science library and get to working out problems on whiteboards. Highly highly recommend. Especially if you can reserve a room once a week to go over the week’s materials.

Use colors in your notes.

One of my best friends writes her notes in strictly pencil and as a pen gal, it hurts a little. I cannot keep track of anything at all if it’s written in one color and I smudge pencil really badly as a left-handed human. So, I write in pen and make sure that I have at least a highlighter and one colored pen on hand. The highlighter is to highlight important concepts and circle my nucleophile and electrophile at the beginning and ending of a reaction. The colored pen is to track electron flow.

Attend (and try to enjoy) lab if you’re taking it alongside lecture.

My lab partner is lowkey the best frat boy I have ever met and has always made sure that I don’t have to fly solo in lab like other lab partners have made me do, leaving me with all the work. About half way through the term we no longer worked with partners but we worked together during lab if one of us got stuck and would work on post-lab reports together because the questions were always insane. Lab is an amazing break from lecture and a wonderful way to apply what you’re learning. You’ll also meet a bunch of cool people in lab, and I highly suggest forming study groups with your lab partner or lab bench as you spend so much time together every week. 

Make a second notebook specifically for ochem!

You know how some people manage to make super beautiful notes during class? And if you’re anything like me you’re trying but mostly just scrambling to write down everything? If this rings true to you just know that I wholeheartedly get you. This is your chance to make your notes insanely pretty or colorful while also reviewing! I bought a composition notebook and I take about 2-3 pages to explain ONLY the important stuff from each chapter. This is my “cheat sheet” going into the test and you’ll usually find me looking over it the morning of my exams (because my exams are at 9am :( it’s rough out here).

Hope this helps! Best of luck to those starting ochem and best of luck to those continuing on into their next term/semester of ochem.

[lexhasadragon]

I’m a teaching assistant in a freshman chemistry lab. Here’s what you need to know to pass general chemistry.

I work as a lab teaching assistant for general chemistry II at a public university in the US. The class I work in has a high failure rate but also a high volume of students. In short, I’ve seen a lot of people fail. Here are some no BS tips for passing gen chem. 

1. Prep for class, but not with the textbook. 

Your first exposure to a topic is very important, and your goal is to make the first exposure as efficient as possible. Lectures move too fast and are too information dense to be a good first exposure. Textbooks are the opposite-fluffy tomes of information worded in non-intuitive, clumsy essays. Khan Academy is perfect as it focuses on understanding before calculation. Don’t obsess about taking notes. Your goal here is to build an intuitive knowledge of the content, understanding the principles rather than the calculations. 

2. Office hours. 

Go to them. Do the problems you can, then take them to your prof’s office. If you have a teaching assistant, ask endless questions. As a TA, I will do nearly anything to help my students succeed, but I cant ask questions for them. As long as you are actively thinking through the material, you are allowed to ask as many questions as you need. Effort is recognized; my most successful students are the ones I talk to the most. 

3. Start Early

You knew this was coming. Remember that first exposure we talked about? That needs to happen at least half a day before your lecture or lab. Starting early allows you to study and restudy. A short session over several days will always be more effective than a single cram session. This can be few practice problems, a read through of your notes, a sonata detailing chemical equilibrium. Keep it short and sweet but do it often. 

4. Use the 80/20 rule. 

This was a rule my organic chemistry professor taught me. Use twenty percent of your time on the actual content-the words, the rules, the principles. I liked to summarize the material, just write out the very essential points, nothing more. The other eighty percent goes to practice-homework, past exams, problems from sketchy websites, but it will force you to actively engage with the material. Working problems is the most effective thing you could possibly do to study general chemistry.

5. Speaking of practice.

Be careful with flashcards. Be even more wary of highlighters. Inactive studying is dangerous and useless, but it feels productive enough to lure you into a false sense confidence. My general rule is that I try to produce something or solve from each study session, even if its a dry erase mind map that I’ll erase.

6. Track the problems you’re getting wrong

Mark or list problems you got wrong the first time; redo them till you get them right. For each incorrect attempt add a mark and redo the problems according to their proportional difficulty. 

7. Know what you have, know what you want

Don't go into a problem without knowing what value you're looking for. At the start of each problem identify what values you have. This seems obvious but too many students blindly attempt problems because they rely more on memorization of processes rather than actual understanding.

8. Know what you're doing wrong.

I spend hours correcting lab reports, exams, and homework assignments so it's disheartening to see students make the same mistakes over and over again. Look at the work you get back and understand where you went wrong. If nothing else, do it for the sake of your poor, underpaid TA.

9. Patience, Padawan.

Chemistry is hard. Be nice to yourself, have a good attitude, celebrate little victories.

Now go make me proud you fiesty little upstarts.

[voxel-loves-you]

Companion Francine

This is for if she were a companion in FO4. She wouldn’t be interested in traveling with the Lone Wanderer in 3. She had her own shit to deal with during that time.

1: Where can we find your Companion? South of Salem. You will either run into her scavenging and she will ask for some extra muscle to carry her crap. OR you will find her in a shootout with some Children​ of Atom. After the shootout, she’ll question if you're one of those religious crazies.

2: Why do they decide to follow SoSu? Do they do it for money? Boredom mainly. She has no real need for caps. If you are wearing power armor or traveling with Danse, she will refuse to follow. However, IF you are traveling with MacCready when you meet her, she will agree to help you no matter what, even if you have on power armor.

3: Do they have relations to the other companions? If so, how did they meet? MacCready. When she was 17 and living in DC she helped out Little Lamplight. Brought them books and medicine. He had a crush on her. It was cute. Also, she will talk about Butch randomly. The higher her affinity goes, the more scathing the Butch commentary gets.

4: What are some of their catchphrases? Just strings of filth falling out of her mouth.

5: When SoSu switches companions, what does your Companion say to the other? Generic (Doesn't acknowledge previous companion) Lady SoSu: “Ready to raze this shit hole to the ground?” Male SoSu: *long annoyed groan* “Fffffine. I guess one of us has to have a dick, and it sure as fuck isn't you.”

Danse Replacing him: Frankie: “Oh look. It's Danse.” Danse: “Citizen.” Frankie : *mocking Danse* “Citizen.”

Him replacing her: Frankie: “You're kidding, right?” Danse: “I don't understand. What do you think I am joking about?” Frankie: *frustrated groan* “Ad ignorantiam!” Danse: “That's not our—” Frankie: *louder groaning*

MacCready Replacing him:  Mac: “Maybe you could take someone else with you?” Frankie: “Aww! Are you worried about me, Robbie?” Mac: “Very.”

Him replacing her:  Frankie: “Robbie, if you come back in one piece, I'll let you snuggle with me.” Mac to the SoSu: “I’m sniping from a secure position and that's it. You get into trouble, I’m bailing.”

6: What do they like and dislike? Mod Weapons: Loves Mod Armor: Likes  Enter Power Armor: Hates Stealing: Indifferent  Pickpocketing: Indifferent  Lock Picking: Indifferent  Hacking: Loves Using Chems: Indifferent  Chem Addiction: Hates Using Alcohol: Indifferent  Nudity: Indifferent (but will comment on it) Cannibalism: Indifferent  Healing Dogmeat: Likes Easing Settlers’ Troubles: Dislikes (feels others should be self sufficient, as it's cruel to help people if you don't plan on sticking around)

7: What do they usually say when SoSu asks for their thoughts? “I think I dislocated my shoulder again.” “Me and MacCready go way back. I used to bring him snack cakes and books in exchange for the obscenities he yelled at me. Yeah. I've heard him say fuck.”

8: What do they say when SoSu asks about their relationship? (Make a dialogue for friends, best friends and highest affinity) Friends: “I wouldn't push you off a cliff.” BF: “It’s nice being around someone that doesn't make me feel like complete shit.” BFF: “You made my walk to The Commonwealth worth it. Thanks.”

9: What perk do they have once SoSu has the highest affinity with them? Serendipitous Setback: How lucky for us... well it was. (Boosts critical hits by 50% but there is also a 50% chance speech checks will fail.)

10: What’s their backstory? Former vault dweller turned slave turned drug addict turned sober mercenary walks hundreds and hundreds of miles to be disappointed by nearly every man she meets. Decides to live in solitude on a boat docked near Kingsport Lighthouse.

11: What do they say when SoSu has the lowest affinity with them and they decide to leave? “I’ve got a whole jar full of kerosene waiting for you. If I see you again you’ll be wearing one half and drinking the other.

12: What do they say when SoSu flirts with them? For gent SoSu: “You've got to be kidding me.” For lady Sosu: “You're aiming at the wrong target. But thanks.”

13: What’s in their inventory? A scoped .44 magnum, .308 sniper rifle, navy blue dress, glasses, Pip-Boy 3000, toothpaste, Med-X, a matchbox, and whatever fire accelerant she recently found.

14: What’s their opinion on the four factions? Francine does not care for any of them. However, she is a fan of The Pack’s philosophy and will flirt with Mason if the SoSu is treating The Pack favorably during the Nuka World DLC.

15: What’s their opinion on synths? She wouldn't really have any moral conundrum over their existence. However she’d be very interested in figuring out how the Gen 2 synths work. Especially learning if they have free will. If you take her to Far Harbor she will be EXTREMELY suspicious of DiMA. His words taste like poison to her.

16: Do they have siblings/parents/other? If so, where are they? No siblings. Her father is dead, and her mother is MIA but likely dead.

17: What weapon do they use? Prefers her scoped magnum, but is good with a sniper rifle (if you force her to use the rifle it cuts her health in half, as the kick injures her)

18: What’s their dialogue when speaking to Takahashi? “I want three. And load it up with that spicy shit!”

19: What’s their dialogue when speaking to SoSu after the ending? (You can decide which faction SS goes with.) BoS: She will start shooting at you unless you reached max affinity with her. Only then will she talk to you first. “Why did you help them? They're bad people. They just want to take everything you have and leave you to die. I hate them. I hate you.”

Institute: “At least you have hot water now. I wonder if anyone else is happy about you and your hot water?”

MM & RR: “Sure. You did some nice things that make you feel good about yourself. But did they learn how to help themselves? And are you going to stick around to get them out of the next mess?”

20: What’s their ‘Lovers Embrace’ dialogue None. She cannot be romanced.

[christiancloudy]

The Conspiracy Legacy

The Conspiracy Legacy ~ By ChristianConspiracy

Each generation has a single conspiracy theory that they deeply follow, almost to the point of comedy! This is a simple 5 generation legacy challenge designed for the Sims 4! (Besides, raise your hand if you’ve ever actually finished 10 gens anyways!) There are not a lot of rules for each generation as I simply wanted to create a legacy that added a weird story line for each of my sims since they can get a little boring at times! Feel free to play this if you are a weird sim as well, and check out my take on it over at twitch.tv/christianconspiracy! 

General Rules:

Must start out with ZERO simoleons because as a broke conspiracy theorist I know it's hard out here.

You can change any rules or skip any generations you please, but try not to do any money cheats that give you money. To make it harder for yourself you may however opt to remove a lot of your funds after each generation.

Gen 1: The Flat Earther  🌎

They grew up in a very conservative household always believing that God created everything. BUT, what if God created a FLAT EARTH? They would be philosopher, but instead work in journalism spreading false news to the masses. They are very narcissistic and only they can be right.

Must have the Evil trait and Public Enemy Aspiration.

They must attend university and ruin any chances of being liked by people, so they write hate mail about their enemies!!!

Must reach level 10 of the writing career after choosing the journalism track.

Must have weird puke green hair at all times, as the Earth is green so it makes sense, right..?

The hardest part…or easiest at first, not really sure. Their first child has to get taken away by the government as they are a horrible parent that only cares about discovering the secrets of the flat Earth. Neglect them kids yo! Just kidding, that's awful. Also ironic as they hate the government! They will then realize their mistake and become a better parent for the rest of their kids while still being a nasty, cheating writer.

Gen 2: The Anti-Medicine Mom  🌿

This  Sim grew up in a very neglectful and disturbing household, so you know what's even better? Refusing to ever give their kids medicine (not meant to be controversial, you do you booboo)! In hopes of being a better parent they still got passed down some of their own parent’s crazy genes, and now they have a weird mistrust for the government as well.

They must live off the grid.

Must have the Family Oriented and Paranoid traits. Must complete the Super Parent aspiration.

They only believe in herbal remedies and NEVER go to the hospital, but they always end up in failure because they never follow the instructions right. 

This will make you not want to try this legacy and I’m sorry, but they must have 10 kids (whether from woohoo or adoption I don’t care)!! I feel like these parents always have at least 10 kids in their life.

They must be very strict on who their kids are allowed to be around and live an overall controlling lifestyle. This will cause their spouse to leave them alone with 10 kids and end things in a nasty divorce! 

Gen 3: The Mandela Effect  🗝️

This sim has always been a little forgetful, it’s almost as if they were born an old person. Live their life like they’re 80! They always think the world is changing because of time travelers messing things up from the past, but are they actually just forgetful fools, or is the world really living the Mandela Effect??

Must have gray hair because that’s what makes someone old haha am I right?

They always got along with their nine other siblings but kind of hated life off the grid. Due to this, they have to move into the big grand city and try out apartment life without kids until they are an adult. However, living off the grid really set them back electronically, so they are old in this sense too.

They must master the cooking, painting, and gardening skills before they have kids. That's what old people do, spend all of their time on hobbies.

They can not have any career, but will rather spend their time mastering their skills and trying to achieve the master chef aspiration. They also must have the art lover and foodie traits. 

Oh did I mention they are also a hopeless romantic with a terrible lovelife. All of the sudden changes in the world around them are confusing. They have to have a significant amount of lovers (how many is up to you)!

Gen 4 : Subliminal Messages  📺

Their whole life has been spent wondering why there were secret toddler icons on things, and then toddlers appeared out of nowhere! Then there were the dog hints, and all of sudden DOGS! They are fearful yet excited about the secret messages filling their entire existence. They live in a world made by EA, what do you expect? They also lived a strange life with elderly parents who were constantly sleeping around with others. This will definitely cause some problems in their own love life.

They must master the World Famous Celebrity aspiration and oust the government’s many subliminal messages to the public! This will not come without consequences though! A lot of the people they were friends with before fame must slowly turn on them one by one.

They must have the Romantic, Materialistic, and Jealous traits.

As they had parents with a very strange love life, this has caused great confusion for them self. Pair this with all of their friends slowly turning on them, and you have a romantic tragedy. They must take up a quick yet deadly black widow lifestyle. Behind the cameras of fame, they will marry and mysteriously kill three lovers who they believe to be sending them messages that they were turning on the heir as well.

They must only have one child (the last one born) that is the perfect kid and excels in everything they do. Any other kids will be shunned and cut from the will.

Gen 5: The Chem Trailer  ✈️

This sim is a space engineer that is concerned with the amount of governmental planes constantly flying through the air disguised as passenger planes! Being the perfect kid was not easy. They loved their siblings and hated having to constantly overpower them because of their parents expectations. They grew to hate their parents and ran away as a teen with their other adult siblings to start a new life. Here they excelled while still dealing with dark problems of their own.

They must reach at least level five of the Astronaut career before realizing they have to investigate further on these chemical trails. At this time, they will crack mentally by quitting their job, becoming a mad scientist, and moving to the middle of nowhere all alone.

Must master the Fabulously Wealthy aspiration. After fleeing from their siblings, they took all of their money with them and began their scientist career. This is when they decided they had to get rich quickly in order to protect them self from the government ever coming after them about their chem trail research.

Must have the Noncommittal and Erratic traits.

They must adopt three kids all at once on their own after realizing they wasted their life away on research and failed careers.

Must find their true love before they are an elder after many failed relationships that will finally balance them out. They will not get married until the end of adulthood (besides, they have too much research going on for a successful relationship).

[a-flickering-soul]

noah :3c

favorite thing about them: I like how he is so ! angry with the situation he’s put in. I think he’s a very interesting horror protagonist because ultimately he knows exactly what’s going to happen to him, but he’s going to go kicking and screaming the entire way.

least favorite thing about them: You know I love him so so deeply. But it is agonizing watching him just do nothing. (Out of game reasons aside) he will spend months just bitching on Twitter and god knows I’d do the same thing but JESUS Noah I know you’re depressed and scared constantly and I’m sorry but please....I am begging you just go outside for like two seconds you canonically cannot die don’t worry about it. It’s sort of converse to my favorite thing about him, where he knows exactly what’s going to happen to him but he fights it every step of the way, so ultimately he just ends up stagnant.

favorite line: It’s probably bc I’m rewatching EMH and this is the first thing that comes to mind, but post-’Deus Ex Machina’ in ‘Obituary’ there’s this part where he’s like “[Evan] killed Jeff, put it on YouTube--” and the way he says “YouTube” just loops in my brain over and over again it’s so fucking good.

brOTP: Kevin, I guess? I cannot name a single other person I would genuinely call his friend who is not currently dead

OTP: Fuck dude idk he’s so mentally Not There that I cannot fathom shipping him with anyone. A good night’s sleep, maybe?

nOTP: HABIT! Jesus y’all I can get why you would Dead Dove the two of them for sure but the actual content....Not For Me !

random headcanon: Literally I think he took gen chem like 3 times over in college and that’s so valid of him. Also I don’t think he has a drivers’ license in my heart he only has a permit

unpopular opinion: This isn’t me calling anyone out so don’t take it as such!! But while aesthetic-wise inHabited!Noah fucks so hard it hits different remembering Noah is Jewish and Habit deadass just straight up was Josef Mengele like.....bruh. More fandom wank than anything, but :/

song i associate with them: Genuinely I do not listen to edgy/sad enough music to vibecheck Noah Maxwell with!! I asked my sister what is depressing enough to be a Noah song and she gave me “I Can’t Handle Change” by Roar and that’s as good as I can give.

favorite picture of them:

Jesus I have so MANY but this picture makes me so fucking soft! Look at him! This is my baby. This is my boy. Baby.

send me a character name and i will give you so many fuckign thoughts