#don’t mine at me

[anthony-ant-14]

Normalizing jamming with your QPP to old ass songs that were commonly used in Gacha/Undertale/Pokémon MV’s because you had a Gacha Phase but your QPP didn’t so they only remember the songs from Pokémon MV’s but both of you had an Undertale phase so you sit there laughing about old ass MV’s and songs you remember that went with the MV’s themselves (I added a bunch of song titles in the tags because I can)

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[marvelsmostwanted]

When you see the news about all of the heinous Supreme Court decisions that were just made please remember that every single one is a direct result of the fact that Donald Trump was the president from 2016-2020 and Hillary Clinton was not. And there are two conservative justices who will likely retire as soon as a second Trump term begins so he can appoint younger people and enshrine conservatism on the court for another 50+ years. So. Please vote. It will at least give us a fighting chance to get our rights back sooner

[qvert]

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Tim, 36 hours of sleep driving like a madman on Gotham roads: FUCKING MOVE. SLOW MOTHER FUCKER WHAT ARE YOU- OH YEAH? JUST WONDER TO THE RIGHT WITHOUT SIGNALLING WHY DONT YA? MAYBE NEXT TIME JUST DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND CRASH INTO THAT GODDAMN TRUCK THATS BACKING OUT THAT YOU DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO GODDAMN SEE-

Damian, just wanting to get to school since Alfred couldn’t drive him: I assure you these imbeciles are not worth your anger Dra-

Tim: I SWEAR IF ANYONE CUTS ME OFF ONE MORE TIME.

*Gets cut off*

Tim: ALRIGHT BITCHES. I WARNED YOU.

Damian, screaming: DRAKE. STOP THIS INSTANT. DRAKE. YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD-

[marimbles]

kiss kiss fall in love

[swordmaid]

back to the shadows 🌑

inspired by the storm by pierre auguste cot, shri’iia and astarion running away from the sun bc he’s a vampire and she has sunlight sensitivity.

please zoom in to see the details! 🥹🫶

[peninsulaisms]

[ninyard]

fox tweets (pt 2.5) ((ft. jeremy))

[vifilms]

Dude I keep thinking of that farmhand/cowgirl Abby thing where you’re cuddling and her belt buckle gets imprinted on the inside of your thigh *sighs dreamily*

suggestive content, eighteen+

farmhand!abby is my fucking girl. can you just imagine her just spooning you, back from plowing the field and her body is just so exhausted, a lack of energy finds home over her restless body and all she wants is to hold you in her arms and she does. everything about makes her feel right at home but the. you’re like um no i need to see her pretty freckled face and those gorgeous blue eyes, even if you love the way her burly bicep is cradling your neck. throwing your leg over her strong waist, nothing but a shirt of hers and a pair of panties and the cool metal chills you to the bone — it’s not what you expect — but you welcome it with open arms. the welded home state on the buckle wedges into your high and abby grins when you slightly yelp, not expecting the intrusion. you cling onto her, arms thrown around her neck, pulling her closer. “you alright, darling?” but her grin is entirely mischievous. hoping to elicit such a reaction out of you, with sweet and sugary lips, pink as peaches, finding the apple of your cheeks before she makes her way to your mouth, locking your lips in hers until your minty breath is saturating her tongue. simply, you can’t get over how delicious the oversized buckle feels against your skin and instantly your mind drifts to where else it could feel this good. “of course i am, abs. nothing a sweet girl like me can’t handle.”

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Damian, wielding a Katana: Thomas! I demand you come back this instant.

Duke already running, Alfred (the cat) in hand: Nah man she likes me better.

[Damian, furious battle cry.]

[Duke, scampering to the ‘upstairs’ garage.]

Damian, foolishly stepping into the garage looking around: One last chance Thomas.

Duke, appearing behind him: Nah.

[Duke closes the door and locks Damian in the garage]

Damian, enraged shrieking: THOMAS LET ME OUT THIS INSTANT. I WILL NOT LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS. EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE FROM NOW ON WILL BE YOUR LAST.

Duke, already walking away: And don’t scratch the Bentley! Bruce really likes that one.

[chloesimaginationthings]

IDK IF ANYONE HAS ASKED YET BUT LIKE...WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY????

Today’s my birthday! 🎉

[bishy437]

ファーストコンタクト

[ninyard]

fox tweets (pt.2)

[lipslikethegardensofbabylon]

hang this in the louvre

[fantasydoctor]

big fan of the stupid weird alien tongue thing actually. not sorry.

(silly meme picture under the cut)