#dollie shitposts

[ohbabydollie]

I WANNA FUCK ON YOUUUU ALLL NIGHT!!!!!

[ohbabydollie]

how i feel about schlatt “fans” sending death threats over a few silly words people put online

[rudhirared]

(Okay, I'm sharing that here too)

Happy Birthday, Seikca (@seikcadaikea)! ✨

[r-aindr0p]

Glam metal Idia ✨️

And actually the second time I draw him in a glam outfit heehee. That concludes the lil' drawings of my faves in outfits from different musical scenes

Well, almost..

Country Rook take me home jumpscare

I put way too much effort in this joke no way I'm rendering this

+lil bonus of all of the faves, rook is casually comitting country crimes and got banned from many states

[punkitt-is-here]

[ohbabydollie]

bro DOES NOT smoke, pussy ass bitch

i wanna FUCK on u ALLLL NIGHHHYTY

[welp0w0]

ITS US GIRL, WE'RE THE INFLUENCE PS5, SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN

LISTEN TO US GIRL, DITCH THE MORALS, YOU DON'T NEED 'EM, WE'LL HAVE COWBOY TIMES IN SPACE!!!!!!11!!!

doododoodododo... YOU NEED US GIRL YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION

(@ask-the-rag-dolly im sorry fansjkdfnkdfbsdf)

(i was going to send this as an ask but the ask box closed in the middle of typing it :pensive:)

[ohbabydollie]

bbl drizzayyy 🔥🔥

(send help, i revisit the edit at least three times a day and it was only posted five days ago)

did… did anyone else see the bbl drizzy schlatt edit on tt? i’m writhing on the floor

[ohbabydollie]

I need a smut for when schlatt tells y/n his name and then they have sex and she moans Jared and they burst out laughing and are like yeah no more Jared

normally you tended to call schlatt j, jay, schlatt, anything to avoid his real name in bed to stop you from having to say jared, which you did successfully avoid saying it, until one night where he told you to use his name.

you told him no way, until the both of you ate “special” gummies together, quickly getting high and horny for one another. his hand trailing up and down your stomach softy as you moaned, the occasional giggle between kisses.

then you remembered

he wants to be called jared

and you debated it in your head before agreeing to it in your head as his thick fingers pumped in and out of you, speeding up causing your sounds to get louder and louder.

as you came you let out a loud, drawn out “jared!”, throwing your head back in bliss.

schlatt completely mesmerized by your orgasm, the name only registering a moment later before he starts laughing causing you to turn red.

“holy shit, that name sounds stupid as fuck” he says between breaths as he laughs “jus’ call me jay”

[shopwitchvamp]

[explosiv-glasses]

the fact that kremy and gideon both respectively chose the queen and king of country for the drag show

[cardboardboxfly]

You think since Agatha is Jolene we’ll get to know Victoria’s Secret too ?

[shutupbani]

dolly singh is the og vlogger

[superbeans89]

I’m begging you please don’t take my man

[ohbabydollie]

big tittied juggalette/gyaru (hard to explain the concept) with big ass curly hair wearing a lowrise juicy tracksuit and a chihuahua in a matching bag, tan lines showing and a belly piercing

AND HER NAILS DONE

if y’all had gamer supps waifu cups, what would yours look like?

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

Jonah, Jonah, Jonah, Jonah

I'm begging of you, please don't take my eyes

Jonah, Jonah, Jonah, Jonah

Please don't take them just because you can.

Your power is beyond compare with watching eyes just seeing there

With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green

Your smile is like a slimy thing, your voice is posh like Jonny Sims

And I cannot compete with you, Jonah.

I dream about you when I sleep and there’s nothing I can do to keep

From crying when you spy on me, Jonah

But I can easily understand how you could easily take my eyes

But you don't know what they mean to me, Jonah.

Jonah, Jonah, Jonah, Jonah

I'm begging of you, please don't take my eyes

Jonah, Jonah, Jonah, Jonah

Please don't take them just because you can.

You could have your choice of eyes but I could never see again

They’re the only ones for me, Jonah

I had to have this talk with you, my happiness depends on you

And whatever you decide to do, Jonah.

Jonah, Jonah, Jonah, Jonah

I'm begging of you, please don't take my eyes

Jonah, Jonah, Jonah, Jonah

Please don't take them even though you can

Jonah, Jonah, (Jonah...)