#dollie shitposts

[ohbabydollie]

I WANNA FUCK ON YOUUUU ALLL NIGHT!!!!!

[ohbabydollie]

how i feel about schlatt “fans” sending death threats over a few silly words people put online

[rudhirared]

(Okay, I'm sharing that here too)

Happy Birthday, Seikca (@seikcadaikea)! ✨

[r-aindr0p]

Glam metal Idia ✨️

And actually the second time I draw him in a glam outfit heehee. That concludes the lil' drawings of my faves in outfits from different musical scenes

Well, almost..

Country Rook take me home jumpscare

I put way too much effort in this joke no way I'm rendering this

+lil bonus of all of the faves, rook is casually comitting country crimes and got banned from many states

[ohbabydollie]

bro DOES NOT smoke, pussy ass bitch

i wanna FUCK on u ALLLL NIGHHHYTY

[punkitt-is-here]

[welp0w0]

ITS US GIRL, WE'RE THE INFLUENCE PS5, SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN

LISTEN TO US GIRL, DITCH THE MORALS, YOU DON'T NEED 'EM, WE'LL HAVE COWBOY TIMES IN SPACE!!!!!!11!!!

doododoodododo... YOU NEED US GIRL YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION

(@ask-the-rag-dolly im sorry fansjkdfnkdfbsdf)

(i was going to send this as an ask but the ask box closed in the middle of typing it :pensive:)

[ohbabydollie]

bbl drizzayyy 🔥🔥

(send help, i revisit the edit at least three times a day and it was only posted five days ago)

did… did anyone else see the bbl drizzy schlatt edit on tt? i’m writhing on the floor

[ohbabydollie]

I need a smut for when schlatt tells y/n his name and then they have sex and she moans Jared and they burst out laughing and are like yeah no more Jared

normally you tended to call schlatt j, jay, schlatt, anything to avoid his real name in bed to stop you from having to say jared, which you did successfully avoid saying it, until one night where he told you to use his name.

you told him no way, until the both of you ate “special” gummies together, quickly getting high and horny for one another. his hand trailing up and down your stomach softy as you moaned, the occasional giggle between kisses.

then you remembered

he wants to be called jared

and you debated it in your head before agreeing to it in your head as his thick fingers pumped in and out of you, speeding up causing your sounds to get louder and louder.

as you came you let out a loud, drawn out “jared!”, throwing your head back in bliss.

schlatt completely mesmerized by your orgasm, the name only registering a moment later before he starts laughing causing you to turn red.

“holy shit, that name sounds stupid as fuck” he says between breaths as he laughs “jus’ call me jay”

[undead-knick-knack]

[gingermarshmallow]

Hey y'all. Gorgug wrote a song for a special someone.

Oh Squeem

by Gorgug Thistlespring

Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

Oh, I’m begging you please don’t jump off of my van

Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

Please don’t leave me even though you can

Your radiance is beyond compare

With crystal shards so blue and fair

With refractive skin and eye of ruby red

Your voice is like a breath of spring

Your facets hard like diamond

And no other can compete with you, Oh Squeem

And I can easily understand

Why you’d choose to jump off of my van

But you don’t know what you mean to me, Oh Squeem

I talk about you in my sleep

There’s nothing I can do to keep

From crying when you call your name, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

Please don’t leave me even though you can

Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

Please don’t leave me even though you can

I had to have this talk with you

My happiness depends on you

And whatever you decide to do, Oh Squeem

And you don’t have to jump off of my van

And I could never love again

‘Cause you’re the only one for me, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

Oh, I’m begging you please don’t jump off of my van

Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

Please don’t leave me even though you can

Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

[shopwitchvamp]

[explosiv-glasses]

the fact that kremy and gideon both respectively chose the queen and king of country for the drag show

[ohbabydollie]

big tittied juggalette/gyaru (hard to explain the concept) with big ass curly hair wearing a lowrise juicy tracksuit and a chihuahua in a matching bag, tan lines showing and a belly piercing

AND HER NAILS DONE

if y’all had gamer supps waifu cups, what would yours look like?

[cardboardboxfly]

You think since Agatha is Jolene we’ll get to know Victoria’s Secret too ?

[cherrycreamm]

I look for comfort in all the wrong places 𝜗𝜚