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Folks who've followed me for some time may know I dislike the word "canon." That it's my constant soap box topic. That I feel it misses the point for people to be zealous about what materials do and don't fall into "canon." Discrediting officially released materials because there are an arbitrary amount of plot or tone inconsistencies, because they're for children, because they're made by X person instead of Y, etc., comes off as missing the point. Instead of trying to create an unalterable timeline and list of facts, like we're in history class, like we as adults neeeed a certain amount of "rationality" and "objectivity" to engage with fiction, I like to acknowledge:
The purpose of storytelling is storytelling.
And sometimes lore doesn't need to be consistent. Sometimes lore is better and sicker and sweeter if it's treated as additive. We don't need to determine one objective deal about it to acknowledge something came from an official source and I can expand my love and understanding of characters, theme, location, etc. without getting my panties twisted over whether it just gave me two origin stories about how Sally and Jochebed met.
I'm saying this as a meta analyst who's the biggest slut for synthesizing. But I can have a good head on my shoulders, evaluating what does and doesn't count as relevant to my specific investigation, without getting hung up on an objective "pass" and "fail" list. Maybe the materials that sync in my system are fluid pending on what I'm looking at, and maybe I can have a better appreciation of the characters, setting, themes, etc. if I'm not so caught up in My One Objective Golden Timeline. It all feels artificial and like forgetting what story is for.
Anyway. Y'all have heard that before. I'm rambling today because, like. Honestly it's fuckin' hilarious one reason my philosophy came about is because of my childhood writing chaos.
I have always been a writer. My mother was incredible and saved my earliest stories. Like we're talking four-year-old, can't even write a complete sentence, the only words on page one are "Cat cat meow meow oh no oh no no no cat" in all caps and in marker. I have things from four years old and six years old and eight years old and ten years old and twelve years old and on and on. And unlike other people who flinch at their older works, I embrace this as identity.
By the time I was six or seven, I had started introducing worlds and characters I'd keep with me forever. And when you grow up with characters, you write and rewrite and rewrite an revamp and rewrite and redo to reflect your new states of maturity, your new ideas. But, inevitably, you can't keep track of your revamps, and if you revamp the revamp to restart on a clean slate, you instead add another layer of tangles. And if you create an encyclopedia about your creative shit to keep track, you have to contend with and make arbitration over contradictions, which again creates another layer of tangles, which again opens the door for more inconsistencies, which again creates....
And by the time you're in your thirties, you've engaged with these characters 2+ decades. The same character might've been revamped, redesigned, renamed, renamed, renamed, placed into different settings, fused with other characters, interacted with other characters from previously different stories, reseparated into her own timeline, and on and on and on again. There is no "canon" by that point. There can be no canon.
But there's story, there's intent, and there's fantastic times ahead.
I'm doing a project where I take my earliest, most "iconic" collection of works, and I rewrite them. I preserve their OG intent, settings, characters, events, vibes, and themes best I can, no mind how childish—but give them the polish I'd always dreamed they could have, now that I'm an adult. Instead of worrying about whether Zahnoh and Cheacabrr are two years apart, three years apart, five years apart, or eight years apart; whether they met at a pawn shop or at a racetrack or were elementary school classmates or knew each other forever because their parents were childhood friends; whether Cheacabrr and Campriacheenia were childhood friends or met as adults as fully-fledged enemies; I don't give a flying fuck. We are past the point where I can be "consistent." I ask myself, "What would be best for this story I am currently telling?" and I tell it. I've even added more "contradictions" because storytelling is a living art, and the story would flow better and handled themes better if I changed this factor yet again.
So how did Zahnoh and Cheacabrr meet? Yes. All of these are true. All of these are very, very, very established lore. I'm not going to denigrate any to a "defunct" tier because they're important. They communicate important things about the characters and world and tone I've built. They're all stellar iterations. If my current project gets far enough, I might even create multiple revamps and swap details out again! There will never be something restricting what I want to say.
This is more awesome than making another Ultimate Canon Arbitration Encyclopedia entry sweating, "Do I make Cheacabrr born this year or that year? This year or that year??? This year or that year???? Which story is purer??? Which story is the gold standard? Which details should I retire???" Doesn't matter. In my ongoing project, Zahnoh and Cheacabrr have an unprecedented age gap to emphasize Zahnoh's manipulative side in Cheacabrr's rise to fame. In another story, they're going to be close in age to emphasize a healthy platonic spin. It's so fun. And it's a great way to embrace my identity as a storywriter from start to end. ^.^
This is, by far, not the only reason I have my soapbox about "canons". But ain't it funny how one person's own projects leak into their philosophy. XD
#if by some miracle (it'd have to be a miracle--zero plans to publish) my stories became 'world famous' and I got a 'fanbase'#and I saw bitches arguing about what was or wasn't canon#ohhhhhhohohohohoho they better bewarb the authorial wrath#of missing the point#A N Y W A Y#hope this was an amusing rather than pointless ramble idkkkkk#doing this instead of my job <.<#which I'm behind on <.<#there's lots to do <.<#grosssssss#ugh guess I'll go do my job#blabbing Haddock#creative writing#writing#my writing#non-dragons#whatever my tags were for this top#about me#idk#yeup anyway tootles!!!
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get with the Crow-gram, Davrin
#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#dragon age veilguard#rook de riva#lucanis dellamorte#davrin dragon age#Marisol de Riva#illario dellamorte#i have THOUGHTS about illario lol i love him actually#and i encourage lucanis to forgive/spare him because like illario is just doing what he was technically raised to do????#i do think illario spirals a bit when he realizes that zara didn't kill lucanis and instead tortured him#and then a lot of the stupid choices he makes after that are like...trying to “fix” it#but also having read the wigmaker job i'm like...i feel like there's some blood magic or something afoot with illario bc like?? ;-;#but also tho literally every time illario comes up in conversation lucanis is like MY IDIOT COUSIN - if i was illario i'd just start biting
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'i'll just do a couple of doodles of mombin™/platonic stobin parents' nevermind, borderline graphic novel
#stranger things#platonic stobin#mombin™#robin buckley#steve harrington#i blacked out at 2am last night and wrote like 25 pages#i don't write fic so i do this instead and get to call it my job#incredible#i have No excuse to not finish this one bc i'm not at school anymore#there has to be an existing gay club called passionfruit right#cw pregnancy
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A Harrowhark study Disco Elysium style
I actually had a lot of fun working on this, it's a very fun and dirty art style
#the locked tomb#disco elysium#art study#tlt#artists on tumblr#harrowhark nonagesimus#harrow the ninth#Nature is healing#Instead of doing my actual job I'm drawing my blorbette
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good omens crack 2 of ∞
#good omens#gomens#aziraphale#goodomensedit#my gifs#good omens crack#good news I started a new job today yay#bad news I'm now too tired to do a set for ihaw23#so you get this dumb set I made a week ago instead#love you all#and yes I keep using larger and larger text sizes#I'm not gaslighting you I'm experimenting#and yes this set completely contradicts the first one I made#it's still funny#I'm going to shut up now and get some rest
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its sonics turn! 👅
#sonadow#shadow takes his job very seriously#do not test a guy who has a 20 step skincare routine#sonic is definitely a scruffy little thing who damn near never brushes himself#shadow will make sure!!! that he is left shiny and smelling like freshly ironed laundry instead of dirt#idk there is something so....cute about this that i have never thought about before and i think shadow despite being a hybrid is#much better at doing things like this and less bashful compared to sonic who is just a stinky guy by default#he would be grumpy but very nurturing. i think it would give him a sense of calm to bond like this#sonics of course a little taken aback at his enthusiasm but its a pleasantly welcome surprise from someone like shadow esp#idk what level the relation between them would have to have progressed to for sth like this to even happen but yknow#simply. when he licc. it makes my heart melt#i almost cried drawing this.....i love shadow....#almost forgot to tag#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#my art
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inspired by @sunlaire's tags
#Terror Lieutenants#The Terror#we need to come up with a proper ship name for this triad I can't take it y'all I need more of Them so fucking bad they're my everythinggg#Edward Little#George Hodgson#John Irving#Starky's original posts#I love the commenter's username. combined with hickey lurking just in frame it really grants a whole additional punchline.#speaking of. the way you can tell I tried to crop out as much of hickey from the cap as possible. I stand by that.#LITERALLY GET A JOB!!! GET AWAY FROM HER!!!#I say as I myself stare at screencaps of her at 2 PM on a Tuesday instead of doing my own job <3#AMC TERROR GEORGE HENRY HODGSON BECOME REAL IMMEDIATELY I NEED TO [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] YOU#George Henry Hodgson
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my chemical romance albums but make them (a24(ish)) film posters
#just for funsies…..#well they’re SUPPOSED to be a24 type posters bc i think they’re always neat but if they miss the mark who gives a fuck#i missed doing like strictly graphics based work instead of always cramming illustration in somewhere#also losing my job means i have a Lot of free time in the evenings after freelance and i am so bored all the time#anyways.#mcr#my chemical romance#i brought you my bullets you brought me your love#three cheers for sweet revenge#the black parade#danger days#gerard way#frank iero#ray toro#mikey way#mine#arty art
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Hey hey hey may 31th anon! How's 2024 going? ☆ヾ(*´▽`)ノ This year I have for you a leaked Sherlock season 5 image. Thinking of you!! And everyone!!
#may 31th anon#Hello hello hello friends!! How are you!!#I miss you all I miss tumblr I miss drawing these silly men#work was soooo boring today I was really happy that I got to draw John in a baby carrier afterwards (*´︶`*)#what have you been up to??#my job is very boring most of the time unfortunatly!! I want to have a new job a little bit but I also never want to have a job interview#ever again and also I might get a lamp this year (!) I have heard that someone has already printed out the lamp form#are you excited for good omens season 3??#I am!! I have also been watching a lot of x-files#(*´▽`*) we also have moths in the kitchen#I do not know what they are eating we have been storing all of our food in the fridge since last week but new moths keep coming#yesterday one flew out of the forks and spoon drawer#it's her kitchen now#I also got a mole removed#now instead of the mole I have a scar the exact same size an color of the mole#I have also been working on a longer comic project!! I think it will be ready to be shared this summer and I really hope you will like it#it's about the old dragon bros characters and their life with the princesses (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤#I'm having a lot of fun drawing again!!#I hope you're having fun too#also I had to write an email today and I had to attach a pdf file but it was upside down#I could not fix it#I just hit send
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little freakboy commits containment breach more at 11
#silver the hedgehog#sth#sonic#purp doot#2d is still kicking my ass maybe i should model him instead#(i know i had another silver model i was working on but i think i could do a better job with it now)#(with quills that i can actually make work in 3d)
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Crowley and Aziraphale would rather do anything than their jobs. This includes doing each other's jobs instead btw
#'i hate my job can u do it for me' 'sure but i hate my job so can u do that instead' 'yeah sure'#theyre so so so silly and goofy#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziracrow
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i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD
#ramble#also only 0.29 delivery instead of 3.99#and chilli cheese bites#i swear to god the best food you'll ever eat while drunk is from the tiny shithole that's open until 4am#if you're refusing to do literally the smallest thing you can do to help then i have questions#it's FOOD. you'll survive#it's not even NECESSARY food#if it was like a chain grocery place and you don't have access to anything else then i would understand#but it's just NOT#make your own coffee for the love of god#when there is NOTHING you can do to stop this fucking tragedy. and let's be honest there isn't a lot normal people can do#and people say to you 'do this insignificant thing just to show that you even CARE'#and you DON'T do that???? what is actually wrong with you#also i've been worried about this since my last post about sbucks but this is Not an attack on the people who WORK at the boycotted places#because it is an absolute privilege to be able to leave your job and immediately find a new one
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I guess I'm not really clear on what the deal is with Treviso's defenses or lack thereof. So it's a "defenseless merchant city" with no standing army, like the rest of Antiva, because... the reputation of the Crows is enough? Maybe I missed codex entries or, god forbid, a tie-in novel, explaining how this collective of extremely wealthy city-states that grew to power because of their naval might and location as a trade hub didn't at any point establish an army. Shouldn't each city have their own army?? Especially because there was a civil war at the beginning of the Dragon Age??? And dragons have been ravaging the north for fifty years and there was a Blight 20 years ago and the Qunari have been threatening invasion for decades????????
#this started out as a post about how I didn't understand why the dragon attack would put the venatori in power#over any other party#but I answered my own question. so all things being equal I am making a treviso post instead#I'M SORRY BUT AN ASSASSINS GUILD IS NOT THE SAME THING AS AN ARMY#THAT IS INSANE#VIAGO I DON'T THINK YOUR DAD IS DOING A VERY GOOD JOB HERE#veilguard critical#dragon age#datv#veilguard spoilers#I'm not even being that critical of this game in particular but my tone is mad at bioware so there. critical tag for you
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when in doubt... draw kaibabros
#yeah i promise im not dead and gave up drawing yugioh art#my full time job is so wack and i kinda hate it even though its only been one month#what do you mean i have to be an adult and work a 9 to 6 instead of drawing awesome kaibabros#yugioh dm#ygo dm#yugioh duel monsters#kaiabrbos#seto kaiba#mokuba kaiba
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Nines: ... you make a solid case, Sixty.
#detroit become human#rk800 60#rk900#i just really think they should be chill with each other! and i have the ability to draw it!#so i will draw them as being chill with each other and continue to focus on side characters as i am prone to do#in fact i started playing a different game and my favorite guy so far doesnt even have an actual name#me collecting side characters as my blorbo is never gonna change RIP if youre a main character i probably wont draw you#if i do it wont be as often as side characters#also ive seen a lot of fics mention sixty going and being in the fbi instead of becoming a detective and honestly#i think it would work bc i think hank and connor would threaten to quit if fowler hired sixty#like no we dont want him hes the stinky rk hire the other one the newer model just dont hire sixty#and also i like the idea of sixty and nines in different job groups just so they can tell each other about what the people are like#and thats part of their bonding is WOW humans dont make sense heres what happened today#and so nines gets kinda stuck between connor and sixty being ready to kill each other and nines not wanting to pick a side
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I know a normal amount abt waistcoats
#fantasy high junior year#riz gukgak#heard americans call those vests. deranged. thats not what that is#riz gukgak is a character made to target me specifically bc I am aroace and I love drawing formal menswear more than god#tho Ive been giving riz hard sole shoes which. wouldnt be good for stealth#I wear those I know. you can hear that shit through a meter of concrete#probably less important in a setting with real actual magic so its fine. but its something I do think abt#this kid is so fun to draw... its a Problem for me. I have to force myself to do my goddamn job knowing I could be drawing him instead#its a curse. I have to treat myself at the end of the day. sucks to be here so much
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