#doing parkour

[oyster-mash]

Been playing AC 2 a lot lately

[rose-morose]

it's so funny what a collective experience this one specific nonsensical thing is

The person who ran next to your car when you were a child.

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur didn’t want to take a nap with me, so I brought in Belphie instead, and can I just say. this is straight up not peaceful

[maigetheplatypus57]

Do you think Evbo learned how to do those jumps and thought "oh this is so sick what's the best way I can show off my parkour skills"

[stellarglowsquiiiid]

Parkour Civilization 1 is about how capitalism incentives the people living within it to keep moving up its ranks (even though it’s functionally impossible to do so), believing they’ll be safe if they just get a bit richer, only to be in a situation that’s even more difficult to maintain. How one bad fall can cost you everything, and how it’s much easier for the rich to avoid making that fall.

Parkour Civilization 2 is about getting betrayed by queercoded bitches (you are parkour Jesus Christ).

[kurocrow]

Parkciv art dump except 90% of it is seavbo toxic yaoi

[theburgertv]

i watched the first parkour civilization movie and its like. 2 hours of youtube shorts tied together. its so funny, they reestablish the plot like 200 times throughout the whole move. everyone's ego is beyond fragile and no one has ever heard of a 360 jump or a backwards jump somehow

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.

[thelostmoongazer]

you all dont know tragic yaoi like i do.

[isjasz]

listen i thought it would be funny

[vinestaff]

for what it's worth, i was telling the truth when I said I enjoyed working with you

[sangthael]

asking the real questions

[nightonight]

My favorite guy who didn’t survive parkour prison 💔

[glitxlipse]

[mumblesplash]

💥VINEBOOM💥

[aniisol]

guys listen. i haven't watched PVP civilisation but every time i open this god-abandoned site i see "jump for the beef" actively becoming the new Loss. i keep thinking i see cool new Martyn Inthelittlewood fanart and it's just jump for the beef man. tumblr keeps trying to recommend me to a community called "parkour yaoi." i've had real life people trying to tell me something about something called an evbo 360. someone actually tried to explain to me why parkour yaoi convinced them we should overthrow the government and that the upper class should be annihilated. don't try and explain to me i'm scared enough already