#doing great buddy

[coffeenonsense]

Gale is such a perfect representation of a tweedy little academic honestly

"Do you know what's going to happen if we don't get these tadpoles out?"

Yes Gale. I literally watched someone get turned into a mindflayer like, five hours ago. Also Lae'zel will not stop talking about it.

"Ah but did you know the specific TERM for it?"

No, I did not, Gale. Thank you for your contribution.

[heartvisor]

splat

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[morganbritton132]

There comes a time in every Robins life where they realize that crying will actually get them out of this.

[mipmoth]

It's only me and you in this cruel world walking radiator

[apassingbird]

imagine loving someone so much and so deeply that when you think you're dying the only thing you want to do is reach out and touch them one last time and then when you didn't die you tell them about how you put them in your will because any other way to confess feels to big and frightening or that when you think they're dying you try to pull them up towards you and you get their heart beating again and then you can't even make yourself look at them in the hospital because you're scared it might be the last time and when they wake up you still don't confess but you love them and you love them and you love them because you know no other way

[fkitwebhaal]

Astarion: I need to manipulate someone to get these people to protect me

The entire party, after learning about Cazador: Hey, so we’re killing that guy right?

[dovewingkinnie]

trembles

[bacchuschucklefuck]

forgot to specify on firearm possession when he posted that job ad

[somegrumpynerd]

Cross has trouble getting to sleep alone in his room and goes looking for a distraction, but ends up finding a solution for both of them

[eromrevencrow]

Okay okay. Some are saying that iwtv is not about being in love with the monster, but the horror of the monster being in love with you, which I think it's too simple since it's more about 'the monster loves me, but what if I am a monster too? What if the monster is actually a mirror of everything I don't love about myself and the beauty of learning to love all this monstrous things about me, in you?'

[wenellyb]

Unpopular opinion but the scene where Buck says: "You don't have to tell me how great Eddie is, I've known that since the first day I've worked with him, of course you want to hang out with Eddie" is the scene that made me think Buddie wasn't going to happen.

That scene is Buck telling Tommy that it was all about him from the start, he wasn't trying to switch jobs, he was trying to spend time with Tommy and get to know him, but Eddie arrived and it messed up his plans.

He wasn't being jealous about Eddie having a new friend like Tommy thought at first, he was jealous about Tommy spending time with Eddie and not with him.

"Eddie is great, he's my best friend, of course I get why you were trying to spend more time with him, but I was trying to spend more time with you. Not him." That's what Buck is telling Tommy.

That scene showed that Buck was very secure in his friendship with Eddie, he knows where he and Eddie stand. They share such a special bond, but it's not romantic love. He was trying to make it clear to Tommy that this wasn't about their friendship but about Tommy all along.

[klbzplb]

fhishjing...

[royalarchivist]

Fit: This is actually kinda fun. Ok, so: Cucuruchito, what is your favorite food?

Cucuruchito: Oh darling, as an entity I don't eat, however, I am quite partial to the idea of a charming quesadilla. They are the star of my home, Quesadilla Island, after all. Now, what about you, sweetie? What tantalizes your taste buds?

Fit: I mean, Cucuruchito, you keep talking to me like that, I mean uh... [Laughs] Called me "sweetie," I mean, I dunno what's gonna happen. Um, my favorite food is probably... steak. [He shrugs] Maybe that's why I like Brazil so much.

Cucuruchito: Oh, Fit, you've got me blushing like a ripe tomato! I can see that you're the steak to my sizzling hot plate. Don't you think our conversation has more sizzle than a steak on a hot grill? Perhaps we could have that steak together next time and add more spice to this little rendezvous. Winking face.

Fit: [Dying in the background, trying to compose himself] WHAT THE FCK. WHAT?! [Shouts]

Cucuruchito:

Fit: [Runs away and laughs] Fck it, I can't I can't, I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't fcking do this. I cannot do– [Laughs]

[saracastically]

happy 15 yowling, lounging, plant-snacking years, kiddo 💛😾💛

[mercgaydes]

mick’s job in the garage should just be to come on the radio to give nice supporting messages to lewis and george