#doggy treadmill

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[ophernelia]

with this dog respiratory illness going around I haven’t been able to do much with my son (my dog) so i wanna get more fun stuff for him to do indoors. he’s a baby. he needs entertainment.

[scoobydoozombieisland1998]

scrappys retrieve is getting so good fingers crossed i can get him to retrieve the newspaper 9/10 times before snow

[mymindcreatedthis]

There’s so much! 18+

Reader x Jenni Hermoso

Word count: 3.5k

Warning: smut, Unprotected sex, Creampies, blow job, throat pie, dirty talk, Jenni begging for readers dick, hair pulling, spanking, R doming Jenni, Jenni receiving, pussy slapping, clit teasing, squirting. Positions: Missonary, Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl.

*Y/n's Pov*

It was Saturday the first week of camp. Jenni and I roommates this camp, all the girls have been super welcoming and nice to me. I toss and turn, tomorrow we had our first training session and I was nervous.

I couldn't sleep I kept tossing and turning. I sigh and give up on sleeping, I turn and look at the time.

6:30 am

I groan, I get out of bed. Jenni was still sleeping. I smile, she looked so peaceful while sleeping. I put on my gym shoes, I grab my phone, headphones and keycard and quietly leave the room and go down to the gym.

I put my headphones on, I jump on the treadmill. I turn on music and start jogging on the treadmill. I do 45 minutes on the treadmill and then switch over to weight lifting.

I start bench pressing, next thing I know Alexia is standing above me and spotting me as I bench press.

She smiles, she takes off my headphones. "Hey love. Shouldn't be bench pressing without a spotter. What's up?"

"Hey Alexia. Couldn't sleep." I say.

"Everything okay?" Alexia asks concerned.

"Nerves." I say.

Alexia helps me wrack the weight. She sits on my lap, me and her are best friends and she helped me get here on the team I owe her my life.

"What's wrong love?" She asks.

"We haven't done training yet. I'm really nervous about the training tomorrow." I confess.

"Hey hey." Alexia makes me look at her. "You are an amazing player, you are gifted and talented. I knew what I was doing when I told coach about you." Alexia says.

I smile and nod. "And I can't thank you enough."

"You don't have to thank me Y/n. You're my best friend, I'd do anything for you. I'll take care of you." Alexia says.

I smile. "I know you will."

"Finish working out and go back to your room. Jenni is worried about you, she was texting me when she didn't find you when she woke up." Alexia says.

I nod. "What time is it?"

"8:15." Alexia says.

She gets off my lap. She kisses my head and leaves the room. I finish working out and then head back up to mine and Jenni's room.

I unlock the door and go in. I close the door behind me and lock it, I turn and smirk and when I see Jenni asleep and touching herself.

I smirk when I hear her moan my name. I take off my shoes, I set my phone, headphones and keycard off to the side. I get an idea, I take off my shorts and boxers and toss them off to the side.

I take off my shirt and sports bra and litter them on the ground next to the bed. I join Jenni in her bed and lay between her legs.

I slide her panties down her legs and toss them off to the side. I kiss and suck on her thighs leaving hickys. Jenni moans as I do this and pushes my head to where she needs me the most.

I lick her folds. Jenni gasps and moans. "Mmm fuck."

I spit on her pussy, I slip in a finger and slowly finger her as I begin to eat her out. Jenni moans and roughly massages her boobs as I eat her out.

*Jenni's pov*

I moan in pleasure when I feel someone eating me out, I'm shocked when I see Y/n naked laying in between my legs and eating me out.

"Y-Y/n w-what are you doing?" I moan.

Y/n fingers me. "Mmm helping you out baby. You were having a wet dream and touching yourself when I came back."

I blush darkly. I bite my lip and moan, I run my fingers through her hair. I hold eye contact with her as she goes to town on my pussy, I moan as she slips in a second finger and fingers me faster.

"Mmm fuck Y/n right there" I moan.

I grip the sheets and grind against her face and fingers desperately for a release. I gasp and moan as she sucks harshly on my clit, she curls her fingers and fingers me faster.

I moan loudly in pleasure. I rest my legs on her shoulders and wrap my thighs around her head. Y/n locks eyes with me as she continues to eat me out. My chest rises and falls rapidly, my stomach begins to clench and flex at each movement of her tongue.

"Shit, Y/n baby I'm close." I moan loudly in pleasure.

Y/n continues to go to town on my pussy and fingering me faster as she eats me out. I grind against her face and fingers, the urge to cum was getting stronger. I moan loudly in pleasure as I feel that all to familiar knot forming in my stomach.

"Fuck.... Y/n fuck just like that!" I shout in pleasure.

Y/n Continues to eat me out. She slips in a third finger, and continues to finger me. Fuck I don't think I'll last much longer. This felt amazing I was gonna Cum and it's only been 10 minutes.

I can't take it anymore. I shout her name and break eye contact with her, I Throw my head back. My mouth hangs open I grip the sheets with one fist and hold her hair tight with my other fist. I moan and let go and cum all over her face, in her mouth, on her fingers.

Y/n helps me ride out my high, she licks and cleans up my sticky mess. She slowly pulls her fingers out of me, I moan as I watch her lick and suck my juices off her fingers.

"Mmm tasty." She says.

I blush darkly. "Fuck you really know how to eat pussy."

Y/n giggles and cutely shrugs. "I didn't know what you were into so I was just sorta winging it."

I smile, I pull her up towards me and kiss her deeply. I moan in the kiss as I taste myself on her lips. Fuck she wasn't lying I do taste amazing.

I blush darkly and bite my lip as I feel her tip rub and tease my folds. "Mmm just put it in me."

"Are you sure babe? I don't have a condom." Y/n says.

"Yes, I'm sure. I'm on a pill baby." I say.

She lays me down in missionary, I smile as she hovers over me. "Mmm I can get use to you being below me." I smile and shake my head and kiss her.

"Shut up you dork." I giggle.

"You're so beautiful baby girl." Y/n says.

I smile. "So are you." I smile, and look back at her and get lost in her beautiful blue eyes. Y/n was drop dead gorgeous she had sexy tattoos, beautiful blue eyes and blonde hair. Not gonna lie she was 100% my type.

*Y/n's pov*

I smile, I run my dick through her folds and slowly slide my dick inside her. We both moan in pleasure, her walls clench around my dick.

"Mm fuck babe you're so wet and tight." I moan.

"Shit you feel huge inside me." Jenni moans.

I wrap my arms around her, I hover over her as I slowly thrust in and out of her. Jenni moans, she wraps her legs around my waist and pulls me closer and holds me against her.

This makes me go deeper inside her, we both moan. "F-Fuck babe you're really deep in there."

"I'm gonna pump my cum deep inside you." I moan.

I pick up the pace and thrust in and out of her a bit faster. My balls slapping against her skin as our moans fill the room.

"Yea daddy, pump me full of your cum." Jenni moans.

I smirk, I pound her pussy a bit faster and harder. Jenni moans loudly in pleasure.

"Fuck it feels so good." I moan, I go faster and harder.

"Mmm I feel so full with you inside me." Jenni moans.

Jenni lays there moaning loudly in pleasure, her eyes roll to the back of her head as I continue to fuck the daylights out of her.

"Fuck....fuck....fuck." Jenni squeaks out with each thrust.

My balls slap against her skin as our moans fill the room. Fuck I don't think I can't pull out in time.

"Where do you want me to cum love?" I ask.

"Don't pull out, cum inside me." Jenni moans.

"Are you sure baby?" I ask.

"Yes I'm sure." She says moaning.

I moan and go faster than before. Jenni moans loudly she wraps her arms around me.

"F-Fuck." Jenni moans loudly in pleasure.

"Like that baby? Daddy's dick deep inside you stretching you out." I tease her as I pound her pussy a bit faster and harder.

"Fuck yes, daddy I love it so much." Jenni moans with each thrust.

I go at an angle and start to hit her g spot, Jenni screams in pleasure. She wraps her arms around my neck and pulls me down and kisses me.

We both moan in the kiss as I pound her g spot at an angle. Jenni moans and rests her head against mine.

"Fuck I'm gonna squirt." Jenni moans.

I smirk, I go at an angle and pound her g spot faster and harder. Our moans filling the room as my balls slap against her skin.

"Ahh I'm close." I moan.

Jenni moans loudly in pleasure and squirts all over my abs, my dick and all over the bed. I pick up the pace and go faster and harder.

"Fuck I'm close daddy, I'm gonna cum." Jenni moans.

"Me too." I moan.

"Yes daddy, pump me full of your cum." Jenni moans.

I moan and go faster and harder than before. Me and Jenni moaning loudly in pleasure, I moan as I feel that all to familiar feeling in my balls.

Creampie #1:

I can't take it anymore, I bust my load deep inside her. Jenni moans and cums all over my dick, we both moan in pleasure as I continue to shoot ropes of thick sticky cum inside her and paint her walls white.

I help Jenni ride out her high. Once me and Jenni come down from our highs, I slowly pull out of her.

Cum oozes out of her pussy and drips down her thighs and onto the bed. I smile, I lean and kiss her deeply.

"Fuck that was amazing." Jenni moans.

I giggle, I smirk and get an idea I move Jenni to the middle of the bed and put her in doggy position. Jenni giggles and shakes her ass.

I bite my lip, and check out her ass as she shakes it. I smirk, I get up and get behind her.

I slap her ass, Jenni moans and jumps as I slap her ass.

"Fuck daddy I love when you spank me." Jenni moans.

She moans as I slap her ass again. I smirk and rub my dick through her cum filled pussy.

"Such a good slut." I moan as I slide my dick back inside her cum filled pussy.

We both moan, I place my hand on her hip. I grab her hair with my other hand I wrap her hair around my hand. I slowly thrust in and out of her as I pull her hair.

"Fuck....fuck....fuck." Jenni squeaks out with each thrust.

"Like that baby? Daddy's dick deep inside you stretching you out?" I ask teasing her.

Jenni moans and nods. "Fuck yes, I love your dick deep inside me stretching me out."

Jenni moans and throws her ass back against me as I continue to fuck her cum filled pussy faster and faster as I pull her hair.

I pull her close to me. We both moan as this causes my dick to go a bit deeper inside her. Shit this is so good I'm balls deep inside her.

"Shit I don't think I'll last long babe. Ugh your grip is amazing." I moan loudly in pleasure.

Jenni giggles and moans throwing her ass against me sliding back and forth on my dick faster helping me out.

"I guess I should help you out and make you cum deep inside me huh?" Jenni moans.

I moan loudly as I feel myself getting closer to cumming. Fuck her pussy was tight and warm and felt like heaven.

"Mmm I'm close." I moan.

"Ugh shit....me too." Jenni moans.

I moan loudly my balls slapping against her skin as our moans fill the room. I moan loudly in plans her walls clench around my dick.

Jenni throws her ass back against me as she slides back and forth on my dick faster and faster. Fuck shes really gonna make me cum.

"Ahh Jenni baby I'm close." I moan in pleasure as I feel myself getting closer.

Jenni moans and goes faster and harder. I moan in pleasure as I feel myself getting closer and closer to cumming.

Jenni screams in pleasure and squirts again. Jenni squirts all over my dick, and on the bed sheets.

"Baby, I'm really close." I moan.

I feel that all to familiar feeling in my balls as Jenni goes faster and faster.

Creampie #2:

I can't take it anymore, I bust my load deep inside her. Jenni moans and cums all over my dick. We both moan as I shoot ropes of thick sticky cum deep inside her painting her walls white.

"Fuck I feel so full." Jenni moans.

I smirk, I help Jenni ride out her high. Once we both come down from our highs, I slowly pull out of her. Cum oozes out of her and glazes her folds and drips down her thighs and onto the bed.

I slap her ass again. Jenni moans as I slap her ass, I lean down and kisses her ass. I spread her ass cheeks and lick some of my cum up as it oozes out of her pussy.

Jenni moans as I do this, I squeeze her ass cheeks a bit rougher as I continue to lick my oozing cum off her folds. “Gah fuck Y/n.”

I wrap my arms around her and pull her back with me, I lay her on top of me, her back against my tits. I spread her legs with mine. I smirk as she’s now in reverse cowgirl.

Jenni moans and shudders as I rub her clit with my dick. “Mmm fuck.” She moans. I smirk as her legs shake and buckle in pleasure as I do this.

“Put it back in. Put it back in daddy.” Jenni cutely begs.

“Mmm yeah slut? You want daddy’s dick back inside you?” I ask teasing her.

“Mmm fuck please daddy, Ive been such a good girl. I’m such a slut for your dick and cum. Please I want more.” Jenni says.

I smirk and grant her wish. I slide my dick back inside her, Jenni moans as she takes my 11 inches back deep inside her. I moan as her walls immediately clench around me.

Jenni moans and leans back against me as my dick is back inside her cum filled pussy. I place my hands on her hips, I spread her legs a bit more with mine and slowly thrust up into her pussy.

“Mmm fuck, right there. Ugh just like that.” Jenni moans.

I moan in pleasure and thrust up into her faster. My balls slap against her skin as our moans fill the room, fuck her pussy felt so good. She had amazing grip, her pussy felt like heaven. Mmm so Wet and warm.

“Fuck baby you’re so tight and warm.” I moan.

I thrust up into her faster and harder. Jenni screams in pleasure and grips the sheets, I make her look at me and make out with her. We both moan in the kiss as I continue to bottom out in her pussy.

We break the kiss, we rest our heads against each other’s. “Feels so good. Don’t you dare fucking stop, don’t you dare stop. we aren’t stopping until you give me every last drop of cum.”

I smirk. “Yeah slut? You want more, such a naughty girl.”

We both moan as I thrust up into her pussy faster and harder. “Fuck, I’m gonna squirt!” Jenni screams in pleasure

I smirk, I slap and tease her clit. Jenni moans and shudders as I do this, Jenni moans loudly in pleasure and squirts. I smirk as I feel some of her juices go on my thigh. She squirts on the blankets and sheets.

We both moan, I continue to thrust up into her faster and harder. I moan as I feel myself getting closer to cumming. “J-Jenni baby I’m close.” I moan.

“Me too. Don’t stop don’t stop.” Jenni moans.

My balls slap against her skin as our moans fill the room. I rub her clit with my thumb at a fast pace. My breathing gets heavier letting Jenni know that I was close to cumming.

“Yes cum in me, cum in me.” Jenni moans.

I moan loudly In pleasure as I feel that all to familiar feeling in my balls.

Creampie #3:

I can’t take it anymore, I thrust up into her and bust my load deep inside her. Jenni moans and cums all over my dick. We both moan as cum oozes and spurts inside her painting her walls white.

I slowly thrust up into Jenni. I help Jenni ride out her high. I slowly thrust up into her as the last of my cum oozes and spurts inside her.

I moan and slowly pull out of her, my dick falls limp. Cum immediately pours out of her. Cum coats her folds and drips onto the blankets and sheets.

“Mmm fuck there’s so much. I feel so full With your cum inside me.” Jenni moans.

I smirk. “Good, hehe I stuffed you full.” I say rubbing her sensitive clit.

Jenni moans and shudders as I do this. “Daddy?”

I smirk at her nickname for me. “Yeah baby?”

“Can I give you head and then we can shower together?” Jenni asks.

I nod, and smile. “Mmm yes please.”

Jenni giggles. She gets off the bed and pulls me to the edge of the bed, I giggle as she does this. I bite my lip and watch as she gets on her knees and kneels between my legs.

I smirk and tap Jenni’s cheek with my dick. Jenni smile and giggles as I do this. Jenni wraps her hand around my dick and slowly strokes my dick.

“Mmm fuck.” I moan.

Jenni giggles and locks eyes with me as she strokes my dick a bit faster. “Feel good baby?”

“Mmm feels so good.” I moan.

Jenni giggles and continues to stroke my dick. Once I’m hard, Jenni takes my dick in her mouth. I moan as Jenni slowly bobs her head. Jenni chokes and gags a bit as the tip of my dick hits the back of her throat.

I moan and Lean back on my elbows. Jenni places her hands on my thighs steadying herself and bobs her head faster.

“Fuck Jenni, right there.” I moan in pleasure.

I run my fingers through her hair and lock eyes with her as she sucks the soul out of my dick. She hums against my dick and bobs her head faster.

I moan, I bite my lip. Fucking hell who knew that Jenni Hermoso was a pro at sucking dick.

“Mmm fuck Jenni. Right there just like that.” I moan in pleasure.

Jenni hums against my dick, she places her hands on my thighs steadying herself as she bobs her head faster.

I moan in pleasure. After 5 more minutes I feel that all to familiar feeling in my balls. “J-Jenni baby I’m close.”

Jenni massages my balls, I moan as I feel my balls tighten.

Throatpie:

I can’t take it anymore, I bust my load in her mouth. Jenni chokes and gags a bit as I cum in her mouth. Jenni swallows my load and sucks me dry.

Jenni gets every last drop of cum, my dick falls from her mouth. Jenni smiles, some of my cum drips down her chin as she opens her mouth and shows me a mouth full of cum.

I smile and gently rub her chin. “Swallow my cum.”

Jenni smiles and swallows my load. “Mmm you cum buckets baby.”

Jenni gets up she stands between my legs. I smile and sit up and kiss her, I moan in the kiss as I taste myself on her lips. Jenni smiles, she grabs my hand and pulls me up.

She giggles, she grabs my hand and leads me to the bathroom. “Hurry up baby. Might get lucky and get another round in.” Jenni says.

I smile and squeeze her ass as we walk into the bathroom. Jenni giggles and moans. We turn on the shower and get in, let’s just say we went another round in the shower.

We were definitely gonna get questioned by the team later at dinner but fuck it. It was totally worth it.

[princessmo]

they've got the equivalent of those middle aged women who block the whole grocery store aisle to talk about nothing. but in the pool

get out of hereeee you can talk about dumb shit anywhere but i can't splash around in my room. also the exercise room has windows looking into the pool and i dislike that. i'm not doing or wearing anything provocative but i don't need the guy on the treadmill watching me doggy paddle

[wyrddogs]

Stuff Zaku and I have worked on:

LLW, which he is getting very good at. Also turning to me when he feels collar pressure. Exciting environments are Too Much, so we're working on that.

Introduced directional commands while in harness. He has Walk On, Cross the Street, and Go Left down really well. Still working on Go Right, Heyoo (stop), Hop Up/Off (get on/off the curb), and Sidewalk/Grass. Today I switched from his cheap baby harness to Bindi's Hurtta harness. The baby harness was cutting off his air when he pulled and I do not want to discourage pulling into harness. The Hurtta harness worked super well! We did a bit of running (like, a block) and it was fun.

Went to a friend's house and he was introduced to sheep and goats, a roomba, a doggie treadmill, a cat, and other tervs. He behaved impeccably. He played with the adult male terv and learned to respect the adult female terv. He hung out with the cat and even laid down next to it. He loved the treadmill and was brave about the roomba. He also was super friendly to my friend and took treats and pets from her. She had a lot of very favorable things to say about him.

For agility, I've been working on send-outs around a tree and driving back to me for a toy. We can do it from a little under ten feet away so far. Goal is twenty feet. Also working on the concept of 2o/2o; teaching him to put his feet on my plank. He is starting to acquire some rear end awareness and will sometimes just swing his ass around and plant his feet while staring at me, which is perfect.

Formal retrieve is going great. I can toss the plastic planter and he'll race to bring it back to me. Still working on him bringing to my hand; he tends to drop it on me. This week he spontaneously began bringing me his jolly ball to throw for him, which he has not done before. He will also bring it straight back to me, which he also has not previously done.

I've noticed a lot of new mental maturity happening, and I really like the dog he is becoming. We are smack in the middle of some intense puppy uglies, so he's got a lot going on growth-wise.

[deez-no-relation]

Yesterday I’m at the gym on a treadmill and someone takes the treadmill next to me. This is a little odd because it’s usually like choosing a urinal in the men’s bathroom, you leave empty treadmills between people when possible. But then I realize there weren’t enough treadmills available for her to do that, and I was one of the only women on a treadmill, so it made sense that she would go next to me. Then I noticed she had a gym bag with a little white doggie in it. It was a pretty cute doggie, but at first I was annoyed because I just want to do my workout, ma’am, and why are you bringing a dog into the gym with you?

But during the next 30 minutes of working out next to her, 30 minutes during which the dog seemed very happy and calm in the bag, and had not made even a peep, my perspective on the matter changed. I wasn’t annoyed anymore. I realized the dog didn’t affect me in anyway, and I actually thought about getting a picture because its bag was hanging off the railing by the bag’s handles and I have never seen anything like that. I thought about sneaking a picture, but I also thought that’s kind of shitty to do at the gym for any reason, but by the end of the workout across my mind, that could just ask her permission to take a picture and she might be OK with that.

Ultimately, I didn’t take a picture, I didn’t even speak to her. I just went through a mental process of feeling judgmental, and then realizing there’s no reason to feel that way. I don’t think the staff knew that there was a dog in her gym bag, I don’t know why she felt she had to bring her dog to the gym, but it really wasn’t my business.

[new-berry]

Anthony Gordon. Part of his campaign to be selected for England he authorised this - look I follow entertainment, I know when someone has allowed People to leak the story

This is a cut and paste so no pics:).

Anthony Gordon has five days off — not that it looks that way.

The air-conditioning cannot stem the sweat and the whirring of the treadmill does not drown out the thoughts turning in his head.

It is June 2023 and the Newcastle winger is on a short holiday in Dubai. Hours earlier, he scored his first goal for the club against Chelsea, sweeping home on the season’s final day in a 1-1 draw. The next week, he is due to link up with England’s under-21 team at the European Championship in Georgia. Five days — his first break since January’s £45million ($57.3m) transfer from Everton — seems scant respite before a 50-game season.

“It’s tough to get out of bed to do roadwork when you’ve been sleeping in silk pyjamas,” the legendary middleweight Marvin Hagler once said. But Gordon, a boxing devotee, does not yet feel that luxury has been earned.

Friends jog sedately on the neighbouring machines, describing a gym buddy who is “running with a point to prove”. On other mornings, he rises early to put on his football boots and do doggie sprints — a punishing series of shuttle runs — on a patch of grass outside.

Since he was a child in Everton’s academy, Gordon has written down short-term, medium-term, and long-term goals. During this particular cardio session, he runs through his aims as he elongates his strides. Six months into his Newcastle career, it is time to accelerate.

“I’m going to help England win the Euros.”

“I want the No 10 or No 11 shirt at Newcastle.”

“I’m going to score this number of goals.”

“I want a senior England call-up.”

Halfway through the season, the 22-year-old is on track to hit almost all those targets. Despite the club’s difficult winter, Gordon has arguably been Newcastle’s player of the season so far — it took until December before he recorded two consecutive Premier League games without either a goal or an assist. In the FA Cup third round, he delivered the sort of harrying derby performance which begins to stitch names in the fabric of a club. At the club’s Darsley Park training ground, coaches describe a relentlessness to his self-improvement, a player who has to be dragged off the pitch in case of overexertion.

“He’s obsessed with being the best; it physically hurts him if he hasn’t been the best in training,” says a member of his tight-knit inner circle, speaking anonymously to protect their relationship. “He has that personality. Everything’s a game. Everything he has to win.”

That even extended to table tennis matches on his summer not-quite-holiday, chewing out friends who dared to challenge him. Like his adoptive city, he is direct, uncompromising and industrious.

Reader, boxer, aspiring Grandmaster, these are the edges behind this season’s explosion — and the secrets to the psychology which keeps him on the treadmill.

“The biggest thing for me was that he was always searching to go to the next level early,” says David Unsworth, Everton’s former academy head and interim manager. “At under-16s, he was desperate to get into the under-18s. As soon as he was in the under-18s, he was trying desperately to come with me (in the under-23s). As soon as he came with me, he was desperate to get into first-team training.

“That desire to get to the next level is something you can’t really instil in people.”

Gordon has always known where he wants to go. As a young teenager, he spoke in absolutes, with certainty. “When I play for Real Madrid,” was one example of an early dream.

Self-belief is not always easy to come by, especially when you have to fight for recognition. At 11 years old, Gordon was rejected by the academy of his boyhood club, Liverpool. He was not immediately snapped up by Everton either — their development centre initially released him before they were urged to reconsider by respected Merseyside scout Ian Duke.

Goodison Park is just a five-minute stroll from his mother’s house in Kirkdale and ahead of one pre-season game, Gordon was spotted walking to the ground with his boots under one arm. But there were no guarantees he would even make it this far.

Though his attacking talent was always recognised by Everton, there were long-standing doubts over his slender physique and work rate. While several others in his cohort were offered a professional contract by the club, he was initially just offered a lesser scholarship.

On the pitch, he was a match-winner,” says Unsworth. “The biggest problem we had with him was his stamina. So he played a lot of left midfield, on the left of a three, but he would just die on 60 minutes. He would look like he was being lazy and couldn’t get back, but it wasn’t that, he had just emptied his tank because he put so much into the first hour.”

In the summer of 2017, with his charge just 16, Unsworth took matters into his own hands at a pre-season boot camp in Spain. The most common word used to describe these few days was “beasting”. Misplaced passes and minor positional errors brought the burn of push-ups.

“He could be so harsh,” Gordon recalled in 2020. “It felt like an army camp. It was my first involvement with the under-23s and physically and mentally, I was drained. I matured into a man that week. We always had a good relationship off the pitch and (Unsworth) always told me how good I was, although you forget about that when you lose the ball in 80-degree heat and he’s making you do push-ups.”

The results began to follow. Still mostly playing for the under-18s that season, Gordon scored 14 goals in 15 appearances, along with four assists. A trademark attacking move still seen at Newcastle — drifting infield before curling a shot towards the far post on his right foot — was on full display.

He also made his first appearance for the first team — a brief substitute appearance against Apollon Limassol in a Europa League dead rubber. On that night, his callowness was evident— his shorts virtually down to his knees, a pair of Next boxer shorts on full display.

Though there were no issues with Gordon’s display, it would be almost two years before his next first-team appearance. It is hard to break through at Everton. Despite traditionally having one of the Premier League’s stronger academies, the club’s long trophyless run affects opportunities — they are less likely to blood youngsters in the cup, while managerial turnover means coaches are less likely to consider the potential long-term benefits.

In 2018-19, Gordon made the step up to the under-23s, helping Everton win the Premier League 2, and rival clubs were beginning to take notice. Strikingly, the calibre of sides after him included German giants Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund, whose interest was firm and sustained.

Gordon decided to stay — a combination of his “homebird” nature and assurances by then manager Marco Silva that he would soon be part of the first-team setup. At Everton’s Finch Farm training ground, Unsworth took the lead in poring over the physical data of the club’s starting attackers with Gordon — the likes of Richarlison and Dominic Calvert-Lewin — to provide a model for the teenager’s burgeoning work rate. Director of football Marcel Brands, who arrived in June 2018 having previously overseen PSV’s highly-rated academy, was also a major fan.

The chances, however, did not come. By the time lockdown hit in early 2020, Carlo Ancelotti had taken over from an embattled Silva, but his man-management style typically favoured established professionals. Gordon took matters into his own hands.

Moving out of the family home during lockdown, Gordon shut himself away in a house previously rented by Mohamed Salah with former Liverpool prospect Bobby Duncan and another friend, Callum Webb, who worked as a personal trainer.

For three months, the group did nothing but work — weights, circuits, runs around the local golf course. They hired a private chef to cook meals. Each night, ahead of the next day’s triple session, Gordon brought his notebook so he could research Webb’s planned exercises. For a player not yet established at first-team level, his initiative was striking.

Impressed and with his fitness levels among the best in the squad, Ancelotti handed him his first Premier League start in the first game of Project Restart. This was no easing in — but a Merseyside derby against title-chasing Liverpool. Just over a week after the 0-0 draw, Gordon delivered his first Premier League assist against Leicester.

Yet, that summer, Gordon again found his pathway blocked — this time by a global superstar. When Colombia international James Rodriguez arrived at Goodison Park, the teenager was uncowed. “I’m better than him,” was his attitude, revealing he knocked on Ancelotti’s door, a manager at that time with three Champions League trophies, to ask for more minutes.

Ancelotti admired Gordon’s chutzpah, but with Everton doing well in the league midway through 2020-21, the manager sanctioned a January loan. The reality was closer to a cattle market.

Around 25 clubs expressed their interest, including half the clubs in the Championship. From abroad, Hamburg and Wolfsburg were also serious contenders. Amid the battle was Bournemouth head coach Eddie Howe, keen to take him to the south coast, though the club’s Premier League status meant Gordon would not be assured game time.

On deadline day, the winger elected to join nearby Preston having given manager Alex Neil his word earlier in the window. In hindsight, the decision appeared a mistake. Neil was sacked soon after Gordon’s arrival and despite the teenager winning man of the match in an early fixture televised on Sky Sports, new boss Frankie McAvoy switched to playing five at the back. Gordon ended up appearing in just 11 Championship matches and the Champions League felt a world away.

“There is never a bad loan for a young player in terms of your long-term career,” says Unsworth. “Anthony went there, he was training with the first team, he didn’t play a great deal, and that probably fuelled his desire even more.” He was right on that.

“The Championship is a whole different world to the Premier League,” Gordon said afterwards. “I was getting used to that and thinking, ‘This is not where I want to be’. That’s where you see a lot of young players either push on or fizzle out. I wasn’t going to be the one to fizzle out.”

Back in Liverpool, it is fight night. If Gordon returned to Everton in search of fireworks, then this was a place to find it. Liverpool is a city with a proud boxing history, producing world champions such as John Conteh, Tony Bellew and brothers Liam and Callum Smith, who both grew up in the same Kirkdale neighbourhood as Gordon.

This evening, it is Peter McGrail in the ring, the super-bantamweight and former Olympian boxing to protect his undefeated record. He wins handily, comfortably inside the distance, and trainer Paul Stevenson begins the debrief, wanting to set his fighter free into the night. Afterwards, in walks a teenager.

“Peter is friends with Anthony, but I hadn’t met him before,” says Stevenson. “He just came backstage and asked if he could do some sessions with me. He said he’d done it as a kid, was very enthusiastic, and wanted to improve cross-discipline. So he came in and was good. Boxing is a very technical sport. If you follow advice, you get better quickly.”

When Gordon signed for Newcastle, Kieran Trippier joked that he better be wearing his boxing gloves after a testy duel at St James’ Park earlier that season. In truth, the new arrival had more than a puncher’s chance. Stevenson was impressed with what his new charge showed.

“You’re always careful with new boxers not to overload, but I found he could take a lot on for a novice,” he says, revealing no other footballer had ever come to him for similar training. “He already had some skills which were transferable — agility, athleticism, physical intelligence — but I think the boxing helped his football.

“It’s a very explosive sport, the amount of brain power which goes into it, if you’re doing it properly, there’s no sport like it. The speed of thought and technique — you don’t just think of your own moves, you think of your opponent’s next moves — and you’re doing it quickly and you’re doing it with pain. Then add the amount of determination and resilience you have to have and you can see why he was attracted to it as an athlete and as a performer.”

Gordon credits the sport with helping his confidence and self-esteem as he adapted to senior football, but also more tangible footballing effects.

“A family member actually said to me after I started boxing that my whole football game changed and I didn’t really notice it until he said it,” Gordon told TNT Sports in 2021. “I was like, ‘You’re right’. I like tackles now and I like contact.”

After signing for Newcastle, Gordon asked Stevenson if he could recommend any local trainers to continue boxing and was given the number of a gym in Peterlee, though he has not continued the sport since moving to the north east. But that was still a first-team breakthrough, two years, and £45million away.

Back in the summer of 2021, after Ancelotti’s sudden departure to Real Madrid, strong interest came in again, with Hamburg close to taking him on loan. But after a strong pre-season, new manager Rafa Benitez refused to sanction any departure. For the first time, Gordon was an established first-team player.

What happens when you summit the mountain but cannot see the view?

Everton started to struggle as Gordon began to flourish, slipping from the top half of the Premier League to the relegation zone. Though he only managed four Premier League goals in 2021-22, the eye test showed a player bearing much of the creative burden, with his interventions also including a crucial winner against Manchester United as Everton scrapped for survival.

Shuffled between left wing, right wing, No 10, and even makeshift striker, Gordon was picking up bruises but also bouquets. By this time already a regular of Lee Carsley’s England Under-21 squad, his breakthrough season brought further attention from clubs aware of Everton’s parlous finances.

Chelsea came in with multiple bids that summer, with Thomas Tuchel wanting to transform him into a wing-back. Everton had engaged in negotiations, but it is understood that Richarlison’s sale to Tottenham Hotspur significantly diminished their desire to sell — late chairman Bill Kenwright did not want two stars to leave in a single window.

Nevertheless, things moved quickly by January, with Everton continuing to struggle both on and off the pitch. Newcastle agreed a £45million deal, to be paid in a lump sum to help Everton’s FFP, and amid a situation at Goodison Park which was growing more toxic, Gordon was suddenly no longer a boy clad in royal blue.

The thorny circumstances of Gordon’s exit are still painful for both the club’s fans and the player himself. Everton put out statements saying Gordon had not reported for training while he was negotiating a transfer in London at the request of owner Farhad Moshiri and Gordon admitted his hurt at the club’s curt 59-word departure statement.

Twelve months on, it is evident that the move suited all parties — Everton received a large sum for an academy product and have re-emerged stronger, Gordon had a more stable environment, and Newcastle had a long-term target.

For a little while, however, it looked as if Tottenham were Newcastle’s main rivals. Director of football Fabio Paratici, noticing Gordon’s defiance in a 5-0 loss at Spurs in March, later described the winger in transfer discussions as his “favourite player in the Premier League”. Antonio Conte was also a fan, with multiple discussions taking place between both clubs and Gordon’s representatives.

Ultimately, however, the choice came down to the winger. Gordon was won over by Newcastle’s trajectory — his admiration for Howe, the style being played, and the club’s rapid improvements — and was earmarked by recruitment staff as a priority target.

Some fans were sceptical — seeing a player whose goals and assists record did not match up to their Champions League pursuit and who had been rubbed up the wrong way by his on-pitch scrappiness. But Gordon was betting on himself. He always had.

In many ways, Gordon’s first months at Newcastle were reminiscent of his frustrations at the start of his Everton career. Despite his physical training, Howe’s system demanded a higher work rate still, an evolution of the off-ball skills which initially attracted Newcastle. The tactics also bore a weight — moving to a possession-based side for the first time in his career. The initial minutes were not what he anticipated.

“I would say last year it was difficult because I had to come in and sort of swallow my ego a lot,” he told the Newcastle programme earlier this season. “People talk about ego as a bad thing, but it’s not. None of us get to this level without having an ego.

“But I think I came in and expected a lot of myself and the way the team was, with the momentum they had, it was always going to be difficult. But I was a bit naive to that, so it was accepting that and moving on quickly and just accepting that it wasn’t going to be easy.”

These exasperations came to a head against Brentford in April, when Gordon, having delivered an impressive cameo off the bench, was substituted himself with moments remaining. He cast off Howe’s attempted greeting and threw himself into his seat, seething. Howe ground his teeth at the impudence. Sources from both the player and club side insist the incident was forgotten about within 24 hours, but its symbolism remained — the impatience of unfulfilled expectation.

It is undeniable, despite his goal on the final day of the season, that it was a frustrated Gordon sprinting on the hotel treadmill, running towards a future which he cannot bear to wait for. This is the natural by-product of a psychology which the player himself describes as fixated, with his obsessive, driven personality leading to an intensity which can be misperceived from afar.

As well as the Brentford incident, take the ire among Newcastle fans after his win-at-all-costs display at St James’ Park for Everton last season, or the anger from Everton supporters when he was open to furthering his career in the north east.

“I get really obsessed with things,” he told Newcastle’s website in September. “Whatever is on my mind for those couple of weeks, I’ll buy all the gear, research every detail of it — it’s just my personality.

“I think that’s a good thing because I don’t just settle for being average at something — I want to be the best at everything I do. It’s a good mindset to have, but I think it stresses the people around me out.”

That manifests itself in physical preparation — holiday doggie sprints before breakfast — but also his downtime. While on international duty at the Euros, Gordon replaced black and white stripes with black and white checks, challenging the entire squad to games of chess.

Several footballers play — AC Milan forward Christian Pulisic a notable example — with the blitz and rapid formats pushing players to make quick decisions. That chess is boxing without the violence also appealed. The only opponent he could not vanquish was team doctor Matt Perry — who was on a “different level” to anyone else in the squad.

In Georgia, staff members were impressed with the extent to which Gordon had matured since his early days in the international setup. Reflecting his importance to the squad, Lee Carsley trusted him with a crucial tactical brief — a false nine role which did not come naturally. The tournament, however, was a blinding success — securing two goals and an assist, the tip of England’s spear as they won the tournament.

Most encouraging of all was the development of two areas of his game — link-up play and finishing — which playing through the middle forced him to develop. UEFA awarded him player of the tournament, joining a list of luminaries such as Petr Cech, Fabio Cannavaro, Luis Figo, Andrea Pirlo. Goal one — complete.

“I’ve always said he can play left, he can play right, he can link, he can play 10,” says Unsworth. “He can actually play in the midfield three. But when he develops physically, upper-body wise, when he becomes a real mature man, I think he’ll actually end up as a striker if I’m being honest with you because he’s got everything and he’s good in the air as well.”

He pauses, before adding: “You know, the thing with Anthony, he’s a very intelligent footballer both on and off the pitch. I found that quite endearing to be honest. He would always ask the question ‘Why?’.”

It is a question Gordon has never stopped asking. He is a voracious reader, constantly making his way through sporting biographies, psychology manuals and leadership theory, with a half-finished text always found on some surface at his home.

Kobe Bryant’s book, The Mamba Mentality, is a particular favourite, outlining not just his dedication, but also his resilience — the NBA’s all-time leader in missed shots, but also fourth on the all-time scoring list. In the difficult periods of the past 18 months, one suspects it helped.

Another of Gordon’s hobbies is snooker — the winger playing a range of cue sports from a young age — with seven-time world champion Ronnie O’Sullivan another hero, despite his clear differences from Bryant.

The Chimp Paradox, written by O’Sullivan’s sports psychiatrist Steve Peters, is another well-thumbed book, which has helped him separate the emotional side of his brain (the chimp) from the analytical part (the human). Pivotal, Gordon found, was how to control and train the chimp — making instincts your best friend rather than worst enemy is pivotal to a footballer forced to make both quick decisions and exist in the public sphere.

It is a window into his process. After completing each book, Gordon will steal nuggets of information he feels can help him — a magpie mentality as well as a mamba.

“I found it to be very easy to try and get Anthony to focus because he was desperate,” says Unsworth. “And when you are desperate to do something, certainly when you back that up with the individual talent, 99 times out of 100, you will succeed.”

In the past year, the 22-year-old has left his boyhood club, acclimatised to another, brought himself to the edge of the England squad and, in recent months, become a father.

Life, like Gordon himself, is relentless. But this is a psychology that knows little else. There is nothing to do but get back on the treadmill and start sprinting. It is not yet time for the silk pyjamas.

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imagine, if you will, landong on titan in your pink moon spaceship, in your pink astronaut gear, pochita in her own matching spacesuit. the ship door opens up, a treadmill extends to the ground, you are slowly moving along said treadmill, you look around into the fog, and then… the alien creatures come out to meet you, small things, furry things… shihtzus… the home of the shihtzus. every color imaginable, from white fur, to brown, to black, to pink, to blue, to green! but something is off about these aliens… their little antennas! coming from behind their ears, bouncing with each doggy step. hmm, and now they are sniffing at your feet, sniffing around pochita, standing on their back legs, with their front legs resting on your own two legs, looking up at you… they have accepted you! ella and pochita, queens of titan!

omg >w< *hiding face in hands*.....humble tzus of titan, i could never be your queen! i only wish to walk amongst u as an equal! pochita, however....she will not accept anything less than the role of royalty.! together we can all serve her every whim and elevate her to levels of majesty yet to be realized even by her ancestors ! pochita, do you have any words for your newest minio--UMM POCHITA???? pochita staring wide eyed & chewing slowly w/ two antennas sticking out of her mouth: =K ??

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How To Make Doggy Style More Intimate - xoNecole: Women's Interest, Love, Wellness, Beauty

Kiarra SylvesterApr. 06, 2022 05:04PM EST

Doggystyle is often placed in the doghouse when the conversation of intimate sex comes up. Historically, it’s believed that those who solely want to “hit it from the back" are not attracted to you or don’t want anything deep with you, and Doggystyle is their way to opt-out of a face-to-face connection. There is indeed a “no strings attached” connotation there. However, there are also couples deeply in love who enjoy the undeniable pleasure found in this position. 

With the right person and the intent to please, Doggystyle is a superior move as far as intimacy is concerned – while still maintaining its pleasure principles and practicality. Back kisses, easy access to breasts, booty, and clitoris,and it allows for a range of depth are just a few reasons why Doggystyle is a superior intimate sex position. Oh, oh, and how could I forget the dripping sex that is your partner talking you through the act, which somehow comes more naturally when they have you on all fours? 

Power/Starz

Because let's be real, what’s better than your partner talking you through a nut? Next to nothing. If you’re someone who has been uninterested in doggystyle for one reason or another, here are ways you can introduce more intimacy as well as helpful tips to keep it cute while keeping it nasty. 

1. Communicate Your Needs and Desire

2. Introduce Elements of Sensory Play

If you’re someone who doesn’t take advantage of the different types of touch that doggystyle allows, try it. This doesn’t mean you have to go to anal play immediately. But instead, try allowing your partner to place gentle, slow kisses on your backside. Other suggestions might include:

Add toys for more stimulation of areas such as the g-spot, clitoris, or butt;

If you’re a little kinky, try some wax play while on all fours (though not entirely necessary, they have special candles for this which I highly recommend if you haven’t dabbled in wax play before);

Incorporate oral sex, which adds pleasure, while also providing additional lubricant. 

3. Pace Yourself With Intervals

Just because you’re in doggystyle does not mean you have to sprint through the sex like a racehorse. In fact, because the position allows for so much depth from your partner, it may be best if you pace yourself. In the same way that intervals are preferred on the treadmill for maximum performance, consider using intervals in this position so you don’t feel like you’re getting “bunny rabbit” treatment and this also decreases the likelihood of your partner cumming too fast. 

4. Keep It Spicy With Lingerie 

Buy some sexy, lacy lingerie to spice it up. If you’re comfortable, go with some lacy crotchless panties (like these, here!). Furthermore, wearing lingerie always has a way of reminding you of who you are and boosting your self-esteem almost immediately. In fact, even while we’re using it to seduce, it’s actually more soothing to our ego than anything. At least for me. If you’re someone who still needs time to feel comfortable in lingerie, try using one of your partner's dress shirts as a cover-up. In fact, you can even dress up one of their t-shirts with a sexy pair of lacy panties if that’s preferable.

5. Aftercare

Just as important as communicating before sex is the act of communicating after. Each of you should create a safe space after sex, to present your dislikes and likes during your time together. Do keep in mind that aftercare can be as small a gesture as verbal communication or you can add more layers that encompass touch such as bathing with one another, cuddling, massages, etc.

Rest assured that adding these five elements to your doggystyle routine will make it feel less Ruff Ryders and more Lady and the Tramp. 

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MCC Pink Parrots

Wilbur POV 23 JUL 22 Part 1/1

My streamer was so late someone help him

I also forgot to type my thoughts

Anyway now he’s stuck in a hot air balloon

Dogs!!! My favorite thing! At least when watching Wilbur stream.

I want to pet the dogs. My little statistics loving brain wants to devise the most efficient method of petting the dogs in relation to click speed and several other factors.

Oh the people who broke the elevator swapped skins.

Wilbur and Shubble staying in the same skins because they prioritized dogs, as they should.

ACE RACE!!! Time for new AceRaceXWilbur Lore.

Ace Race got a facelift.

Turtle Run? Tortles?

I want to make cosplays of the different MCC games. But only closet cosplays with stuff I already got in my closet and cosplay hoard.

Aimsey comforting Wilbur after a new girl moves into his high school crushes house after their family moves away.

Only reason I don’t like turtle run, it’s keeping us from listening to Wilbur do the little music dude thing.

“How do you lose a girl?” “You forget to cherish her.” Y’all remember that quote? Seems fitting.

Oh Wilbur is falling for Sands of Time now. Can’t wait to hear this saga.

Summary of Ace Race Lore: Wilbur doesn’t like turtle run, misses ace race, gets over ace race slowly, now likes “dogging” and sands of time.

Hey! Not Last!

Also the streamer is quietly singing and is huffing a kazoo (?)

Doggies!!!!!

Oh he’s puffing aerosol. Aerosol something.

Not Noxcrew approved. Language “Dogging”

We’re in 6th not that bad. 9th. 9th. 10th. 10th. 9th. 10th. 9th. 9th and Not Last!!!

Oh Wilbur’s flying off the map again. He’s going to find something he shouldn’t find again.

It’s interesting seeing all the scores pop up there.

Wilbur knows one thing and it’s zoom through gaps.

Doggy! Doggy! Pet! Pet!

Now the high heck did we do that? I was distracted trying to get everything set up for school.

Yes we are noble shrews.

Oh poor Aimsey. Burrow away lil mole.

Well that was a round.

Go little burrowers! You’ve got this!

It’s hard to hide when you are bright pink.

Ranboo was dropped.

Bridge. Boarder! Run for it! You know what sure split up. Harder to kill the whole team at once.

Sapnaps there! Go Wilbur! Nooo. Good try.

Wilbur eating a cucumber didn’t even register in my brain. Streamer just does random stuff like that.

Dog time! Or you know potty break.

Now dogs!

Oh look there’s tumblr’s favorite Goodtimewithscar

Audience vote! I didn’t vote I watched my streamer pet dogs.

Oh I swapped the quality of my stream and I was so behind.

Them just saying hey to random people. Glad I just lurk and don’t really speak in chat.

The Sneeg got the Ranboo! The Sneeg got the Blushi! The Sneeg got the Wilbur! We got the nobody.

Ranboo singing random ditties while he hunts.

The Ranboo spin? Oh Hamster Dance!

10 seconds. Good try Wilbur.

Go Wilbur! You’ve got this! Come on Will you’ve got it! Hooray!

We won that round!?! Good job Ranboo! Mans just entered Gamer Mode.

Wilbur feeling stubby towards Phil.

Good job Will! I love watching hunter POV because it’s so cool seeing them in the zone.

Ranboo! 10/10 hunter!

8th! We’ll take it!

Dogs! Oh yeah I can check the MCC live website!

We’re 10th overall but we’re making our way to not last.

It’s nice seeing my streamer on my main leaderboard on the site for his animal petting accomplishments.

MELTDOWN! I haven’t gotten to see it played yet.

Or you know Rocket Spleef.

Ok I’m back now that rocket spleen is done. I’m never invested in that one.

Dog pets!!!

Wack a mole!

Now for Phil to beat everyone this round of the game.

Ooo not a bad round. And the background noise of them talking about… whatever this is… is perfect.

Ranboo “Mom!”

Aww. Wil and his mama trying to stay aware of where each other are.

Wilbur how have you not hit one! How did you miss all of those!

My poor streamer. The treadmill hamster is sleepy.

Streamer has escaped.

Is Ranboo alone? Did we all abandon him?

Wilbur returns with the American Anthem just before game time.

My streamer is laying on his mic.

Wilbur don’t you hate buildmart? Why are you pouting over meltdown?

No sands for you sad boy.

Really Wilbur switched from Ace Race to Sands that quick.

Oh we’re struggling. We did really good.

Wilbur flying through random gaps.

Go team go! Don’t get frozen this early.

Well we did significantly not as good that time but you know it wasn’t horrible.

Now to fly through gaps and cause problems.

Go Fox!

You guys got this! Get your coins!

Wilbur Hmming while frozen and wishing he could place the ice. Understandable.

Doggies! And getting 11 channel points back on the 10 I bet. Woo 1 more point.

Go Tommy!!!

Hello Philza

Oh yeah red did have someone sub in.

Come on Red. I believe in you!

Oh no red isn’t going to make it.

Oh well maybe not! One on One!

Go Red!

I love Eret and would love for her to win. But go Tommy!

Please Red. Please. Shubble.

I’ll be happy no,after which team wins but.

Good job orange! I’ll have to go back and find a clip of Eret realizing their team won!

Ah the Brothers.

Pet the dogs? Dog rank?

That was a horrible to get to the other side round. He should have been able to win that one.

Wilbur with his dogging rank. Good for him.

Bye Bye Wilbur!

Ooo Raiding Dream. Let’s get those raid points.

Oh dream left. Alright off to Ranboo.

Did Ranboo f-ing end at that exact same time?

Fine off to Eret.

Anyway see y’all! Have a good rest of your MCC.

I’m going to see HannahKate’s day 500.

[wyrddogs]

what would your dream living situation look like if logistics and money weren't factor?

Hmmm...

I enjoy living with another dog-savvy person, so I'd like to keep that. I like my roommate (and her dogs) a lot so I'd love to live with her long-term.

I guess I'd like a property at the edge of town, close enough that going to the store isn't a drag, but far enough that I'm not in the middle of the city. In an Ideal World, I'd like a large enough yard that I can split it in two. Have agility stuff in one part, normal dog play area in the other part. Oh and a little garden for plants and birdfeeders. I like my flowers and bushes.

I don't have much of an opinion on the interior of the house other than it would be nice to not live upstairs anymore. But we'd need baby gates to keep dogs separate from one another as needed, still. Having a mudroom is nice, so I'd like to keep that. Having a room to stick a doggie treadmill would also be nice, for the days it's too smokey to go outside.

Sorry if that's really vague. XD Mostly I just want a nice big yard and a large enough house to shove a couple people and a bunch of dogs in.

Thank you for asking!

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National Dog Survey 2024: Insights Into Our Furry Friends’ World

Dogs truly are a human’s best friend, aren’t they? With every passing year, we grow closer to these four-legged companions who never fail to warm our hearts. But have you ever wondered what other dog owners think about their pets? That’s where the National Dog Survey 2024 steps in. This yearly survey helps us get a deeper understanding of what’s going on in the dog-owning community. Whether it’s about favorite breeds, popular names, or quirky dog behaviors, this survey gives us a snapshot of life with dogs in 2024.

What Is the National Dog Survey 2024?

So, what’s the deal with the National Dog Survey 2024? It’s a comprehensive annual survey conducted to gather insights from dog owners across the country. This year, the survey reached new heights, focusing on things like breed popularity, training trends, pet care preferences, and even dog-owner relationships.

Why Is This Survey Important?

It Highlights Dog Care Trends: Are dog owners leaning more towards organic food or raw diets?

It Reveals Breed Popularity: Which dog breeds are in the spotlight this year?

It Gives Owners a Voice: Dog owners get the chance to express their opinions and share their experiences.

Top Dog Breeds of 2024

Curious about which breeds are stealing the show this year? The National Dog Survey 2024 reveals some surprises! While the usual suspects like Labradors and Golden Retrievers remain popular, some underdog breeds are gaining traction. Here’s a sneak peek at the top five:

Labrador Retriever – Always a classic!

French Bulldog – Small but full of personality.

Golden Retriever – The ultimate family dog.

Dachshund – Those tiny legs are hard to resist!

Australian Shepherd – Active and intelligent, a perfect companion.

Training Trends in 2024

With dogs becoming such an integral part of our lives, training has become a hot topic in the National Dog Survey 2024. Owners are now more focused on positive reinforcement and teaching their pups new tricks. Here are some of the top training trends:

Positive Reinforcement: No more old-school methods! Treats and praise are the way to go.

Clicker Training: Dogs respond to the sound of a clicker, making training more fun and engaging.

Group Classes: Socializing with other dogs while learning? Double the fun!

How Important Is Training for Dog Owners?

According to the survey, an overwhelming 85% of dog owners believe that training is essential for a well-behaved pup. This trend reflects the growing understanding of canine psychology and the importance of positive interactions.

The Role of Technology in Dog Care

Let’s face it – technology is everywhere, and that includes dog care! The National Dog Survey 2024 found that more and more owners are turning to tech to take care of their dogs. From GPS collars to smart feeders, the future of pet care is here.

Here are a few tech gadgets making waves:

Smart Collars: Track your dog’s location, activity, and even health stats.

Automated Feeders: Perfect for busy pet parents who want to maintain a feeding schedule.

Pet Cameras: Keep an eye on your dog when you’re not home!

Dog Health and Wellness in 2024

When it comes to health, dogs are getting pampered more than ever. The National Dog Survey 2024 highlights that dog owners are now prioritizing wellness just as much as they would for themselves. Here are some areas of focus:

Holistic Diets: Many dog owners are shifting towards natural and organic foods for their pups.

Regular Vet Check-ups: Keeping up with vet visits has become a must for the majority of dog owners.

Canine Fitness: From doggy yoga to canine treadmills, exercise is a big deal!

Fun Facts from the National Dog Survey 2024

Ready for some fun tidbits? Here are some quirky findings from this year’s survey:

Most Common Dog Name: Bella – still reigning as the top dog name for the third year in a row!

Favorite Dog Treat: Peanut butter – a classic favorite that never goes out of style.

Weirdest Dog Habit: Over 60% of dog owners admitted their dogs loved to sleep on their feet. Cozy, right?

Conclusion

The National Dog Survey 2024 is more than just numbers and statistics – it’s a celebration of the bond between humans and their canine companions. Whether you’ve got a playful pup or a loyal senior dog, this survey showcases the trends, quirks, and deep love that dog owners share with their pets.

From breed popularity to the latest tech in dog care, the survey gives us an inside look into the ever-evolving world of dog ownership. So, what’s the takeaway? Dogs aren’t just pets; they’re family, and the National Dog Survey 2024 proves that more than ever.

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[send-beer-money]

I hate having fun dreams and then being ripped out of them and thrown back into reality.

Last night I had a dream me and my friends went camping and my ex (who i haven’t seen in five years, the one who got away) joined us and obviously fell in love with me. But the dream took a wild turn when she showed off her big fuck all camper van with a treadmill in it. It was really cool and I try to explain to her that it reminds me of one of those doggy day care vehicles with the little dog treadmills in them or one of those kid daycare vehicles with ball pits and a little zip line and fun play stuff. She has no idea what I’m talking about, but says she needs someone to go with her to a party and be her designated driver. Obviously I agreed (despite the fact I’m a raging alcoholic who only has her permit. in reality not just in the dream). And I meant it, I’d gladly ignore my fear for driving and love of alcohol to be her designated driver. HOWEVER I don’t feel comfortable driving her eight wheeled behemoth of a vehicle so we go back to my house to use my parents car. Because apparently even in my wildest dreams I still live with my parents. BUT there’s a hitch in the plan when my parents tell me they kinda want me to stay in for the night. I look over to the couch, which exists in the middle of the kitchen in this strange anti-open-floor-plan home my mind has conjured, and there on the couch is Ad Rock. He doesn’t look too good. I say “Ayo, what’s wrong with Ad Rock? He doesn’t look too good…” I remember thinking I want to call him Adam cause obviously we’re good buddies, but more than that I want to impress my ex, so I refer to him by his famous person name. My parents say “Adam’s not feelin too good.” and he’s obviously not cause he’s just laying there on the couch in his red stuytown phys ed shirt and mack truck cap just groaning and holding his stomach. Thankfully Ad says he’ll be fine enough without me nursing him back to health. I’m torn because nursing Ad Rock to health does sound kinda hot. But, I truly. do love my ex. so I tell him I’ll be back later that night to help him. “I’ll be fine.” He says. “Go get your girl.”

And I don’t get to know what happened next because I woke up in this shitty reality where my ex isn’t obsessed with me, camper vans with human treadmills probably do exist but are quite rare, and the only thing on my couch is dog hair and crumpled lindt lindor wrappers. Reality sucks.

[onasfreckles]

yasmin i know you are kind of a really fit gym girl, I have never been to a gym (i walk a lot with my doggies and my time was really limited) but i'm starting next week, what would you recommend? I'm going to look so dumb there but at least i would have something to say and ask for help, thank you in advance 😄

hi!!

it depends what you're after!!

(i'm going to exaggerate a little here but you'll know what i mean!) do you want to get absolutely MASSIVE, really STRONG, get them cardio gains? a bit of everything?

unless you have a really specific idea in mind, it's probably fine to ask the people at the gym to show you around (just so you know where everything is without having to walk around confused!) and they'll also show you how the machines work too some basic machines that might be good to know more about: treadmill, leg press, leg extension/curl,chest press, shoulder press, lat pull down, machine row

or, if you don't want to ask, i would say start off just walking on the treadmill, have a look around and just see what there is, how people are using the machines (we can look, just don't be weird about it, no staring or judging!)

i've been going to my gym now for over 2 years and there's still machines i've never used/don't even know how to use so don't worry about knowing everything

[venusandsaturnsrings]

how would u say ur tarus rank in strength ?

like who would be the strongest

I LOVE RANKING MY TARUS!! my fav pastime thank u for asking <3 MWAH MWAH!!

as things stand, i have five tarus; inceltaru, puptaru, foxtaru, fratboy taru, and normal taru. a wonderful wide selection of tarus!! in terms of strength, there's a lot of variabilities in this selection (ie. visions and other physical advantages like fangies...) so we're gonna be ignoring anything outside of the 'base' each taru is workin with.

fifth place, obviously (sorry), goes to inceltaru... he's more of a string bean than anything, minimal muscle mainly because he rarely leaves the house. sure, he owns workout equipment he uses maybe once a week but between that and his diet consisting mostly of liquid (energy drinks), there's really not anything there to be built. he can absolutely rough you up a bit but he'll be heaving like he just ran ten miles afterwards, poor boy...

fourth place, foxtaru!! do note there's a considerable gap between inceltaru and foxtaru, inceltaru is just a pile of sticks. foxtaru actually has some meat on his bones, he likes to run for the majority of his exercise and he's very lithe so while he may not have major bulk, he's quick. foxtaru doesn't get nearly as winded from playing around with you and could happily carry you around regardless of your weight.

third place goes to frat boy taru. he's kind of the opposite of foxtaru in that he's not as fast but he's got MUSCLES. you won't catch him on the treadmill, instead he can be found pumping pure, raw IRON. broad chest, big arms, fantastic dorito body... give him the chance and he'll vault you like a spear (please don't he's not fast enough to catch and break your fall).

second place is puptaru!! he's got the speed of foxtaru (puppy genes = an innate desire for fast) and the muscles of fratboy taru packed all into one big doggy!! puptaru is very much a working dog and his body definitely shows that. need him to snag a bird straight out of the air?? consider it done. need him to lift a five piece four-hundred pound patio set?? it's in his arms, where do you want it. the biggest and most well behaved taru, really!! could launch you like a trebuchet but would never because that would hurt you duh!! he's got a couple braincells sometimes...

first place... it would be wrong for me to put anyone but canon taru here. all things considered, this is a man that has spent years doing nothing but turning his body into a weapon. it doesn't matter what any of the others start doing, they'll never catch up because childe himself, the eleventh harbinger, will already be doing it better. canon model be gone, i know he's yolked!!

if you were to throw them all into a ring they'd team up at the start, inceltaru would be mauled first for simply being the worst, then the others would take out fratboy taru for being the second worst, and then it would be an actual guy vs guy vs guy. foxtaru goes out next because he just doesn't have the strength and then it's puptaru vs canon taru. i think they'd form a weird truce because real recognizes real… but, ultimately canon taru would win!!