#dog shower ideas
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frabecks Ā· 1 year ago
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Large - Rustic Garage Example of a large mountain style attached three-car garage design
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flumpermergen Ā· 6 months ago
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Very important very canonical list of what BSD characters would say ā€œurm what the sigmaā€ either ironically or unironically
Dazai and Ranpo both say it ironically often back and forth to each other or to confuse the rest of the agency. Dazai especially would say it after a ten minute lecture by Kunikida in which Kunikida would respond with another ten minutes of yelling at him for not taking anything seriously.
Yosano says it once or twice when the momentā€™s right mostly to tease Kunikida for taking it so literally but not nearly as often as the other two.
Kyouka and Kenji heard Ranpo and Dazai say it and started repeating it even though neither of them understand what it means but it sounds funny.
Lucy joins in with Dazai and Ranpo in saying it especially towards Atsushi who doesnā€™t get it but just awkwardly laughs it off cause he doesnā€™t know how else to respond.
Tachihara said it once with the black lizards and again with the hunting dogs and both times was met with confused silence. He was trying to get a laugh but ended up just feeling hella cringy and never said it again out of embarrassment.
Gin actually did giggle when Tachihara said it but no one heard it under her mask. Now she mumbles it under her breath occasionally and once said it in front of Akutagawa who was also very confused.
In another life I firmly believe that Q would be an IPad kid who laughs at skibidi toilet jokes. If he ever were to canonically gain internet access he would defo laugh at and use the phrase unironically.
Take one look at Kajii and try to tell me he doesnā€™t say the most cringy chronically online shit every time he opens his mouth.
Nikolai starts saying it all the time the minute he hears the phrase. Everyone else just assumes itā€™s something he made up to annoy Sigma so they donā€™t question it. Meanwhile Sigma himself is initially confused as to why Gogol keeps using his name in vain like someone would to god. He increasingly gets more and more annoyed at it because itā€™s very obvious Nikolai is only doing it to make him upset. Once Sigma is at peak annoyance, Gogol starts replacing the word sigma with other words that start with the letter S like scallop or something to subvert his expectations. This only makes Sigma more annoyed as itā€™s obviously just a replacement for his name and its meaning remains the same. Although Sigma acknowledges how silly getting all worked up over something stupid Nikolai did is, he still canā€™t help it. Gogol uses the excuse that heā€™s not saying his name anymore so he canā€™t get mad at him. Finally one day Nikolai airdrops Sigma multiple TikTokā€™s about ā€œsigma malesā€ causing Sigma to have an existential crisis over what his name means and the implications of being named after such a thing cause he would never treat women that way all while Nikolai laughs about it from afar.
Natsume because of the vibe and I think it would be really funny
Come back next week to learn which kids 2000ā€™s/2010ā€™s virtual world each bsd character played on obsessively and why.
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bungou-gay-twitter Ā· 1 year ago
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im-still-watching-anime Ā· 4 days ago
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i hateeeee sskk so bad nearly a full year with absolutely NO new fic ideas for them then atsushi comments on akutagawaā€™s eyes one (1) time and suddenly iā€™ve got like four with no time to write ANY of them right now
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hmmm-shesucks Ā· 1 year ago
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Nobody has seen Andrew barefoot except Neil (not in a fetish way you little freaks). Ever. He always has socks or shoes on. If it hadnā€™t been for Neil, very confused and concerned, telling them that Andrew does, in fact, have feet, theyā€™d all believe it wasnā€™t true. Matt is still unconvinced.
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ereborne Ā· 10 months ago
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Song of the Day: January 9
"I Heard It Through the Grapevine" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
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candycryptids Ā· 6 months ago
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Gotta. Brace my bones gotta do a bunch the next two days and then Iā€™ll get paid and I can GO!!!! HOME !!!!!!!!!!!!
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upsetamphipod04 Ā· 5 months ago
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Dogs can be in virtually any shape and size from a mastiff to a chihuahua. So, I started thinking, if a dog were to meet another canid or similar looking carnivoran, would the dog think of it as another dog? If so, then it's just another dog. But if not, and here's the interesting part, they both would still look similar enough to an actual dog.
That's when I realized, dogs could feasibly consider other carnivorans like fantasy races.
For example:
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Dog Elf
-Mysterious, Ancient, and Wild
-Isolated and rarely seen
-Territorial Warfare
(The fact they were the ancestors of modern dogs and their symbiotic relationship with crows is icing on the fantasy cake)
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Dog Goblin
-Mischievous and dirty
-Skitters about
-Steals Shiny things
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Dog Fae/Fairy
-Rare glimmers of red in the undergrowth
-look, sound, and move gracefully and ethereally
-Cunning and even ruthless
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Dog Orc
-Strong and Aggressive
-Fight bigger animals often (even lions are scared)
-Eat Anything
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Dog Mermaid
-Need I Say More?
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Dog Giant
-MASSIVE
-Sleep for long periods of time
-Can and probably will eat a Dog
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Dog Imp/Tiefling/Demon
-Need I Say More? 2 Electric Boogaloo
If someone makes a fantasy story or TTRPG of this, I will die happy.
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autism-disco Ā· 1 year ago
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how am i supposed to focus when. the book
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satans-knitwear Ā· 2 years ago
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Hot dog:
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Wot dog:
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izzy-b-hands Ā· 1 year ago
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Had a minor breakdown over Family Feelings and my grandparents selling their house
Have rediscovered David Bowie's song 'Cactus' (u should go listen to it. Yes, u.)
...these two things combined mean I now somehow have an idea for an Ed/Izzy fill for the 'Epistolary' prompt coming up but also. also. I would sound insane trying to explain it bc idk if i can imply the emotions well enough thru letters between two emotionally backed up ppl and god. if I can't do this idea justice then i feel like i cant do anything else for that prompt. like if i could do it WELL it would be so fucking good. It would also be a continuation of the music/band au from earlier in the month and like i just !!!!!!
i didn't sleep till 4 am thinking this over and now im AWAKE and should WRITE IT but what if i FUCK IT UP
Im fine
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eddieheart Ā· 1 year ago
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Yes officer, thatā€™s the man that broke into my house, number 1
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say it ain't stoat
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shafaqmum Ā· 15 days ago
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("DOGTOR Typography Illustration" Shower Curtain for Sale by Colorful-Garden gƶnderdi)
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ambersky0319 Ā· 6 months ago
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Arghidjdjxvcnzgcndgsbf
I have multiple things I need to do tomorrow and I dont wanna do any of them
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bi-writes Ā· 2 months ago
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idk just thinking about seeing your lieutenant for the first time, this big giant dog of a man, and thinking to yourself, "hmmm yeah, i'm gonna make that thing mine." (18+)
like. i'm thinking about seeing him walk into the room for the first time. fresh off an op, still in all his gear. he's angry cause he's been awake off and on for 40 hours at this point, and he sinks down into a chair in the mess hall, and your eyes bug cause the chair fucking bends with his weight.
and you're just like "omg omg omg holy shit" cause this fucking brute is just huge and beefy, and you had no idea this was your type until you watched his hand curl around a cup and make it look miniature. and you're wondering like "fuck i bet those holsters are custom made" cause you don't think you've ever seen them stretch that far around someone's thigh.
ughghghghgh, and he's dumb as shit, too, or maybe he's just fucking blind. you give him every hint in the book, every indication of how you feel other than pasting a giant neon sign on your forehead that says "fuck me."
you wear the tightest cargo pants you can get. you let the buttons on your shirts go low whenever he's near. you make excuses to see him late, delivering him paperwork in the middle of the night, meeting him out for a smoke (and he's never seen you smoke anything), shuffling your way in front of him in line so you can bump into him and graze your ass against his front. he even catches you this way--even curls his hand around your waist and steadies you before letting you go impatiently.
fuck, bending over in front of him, the obnoxious giggling, the excuses to dangle your tits in his face. you want this man underneath you, on top of you, tangled around you and suffocating you with those enormous arms, and he barely side-glances at you whenever you're in his vicinity, and it's infuriating.
what do you have to do to reel this thing in? how many bones do you have to give him?
how many times do i have to flash my bra at you for you to fuck me over your desk?!
you can't eat another cherry in front of him. you can't drop more sauce onto your cleavage. you cannot come out of the showers in just a towel in front of him anymore because you're going to lose your fucking mind--
you even made out with his beloved little sergeant, his favorite little know-it-all that can't stop blowing shit up. that blue-eyed, insufferable, yapper of a scot that kisses all wet, with teeth, who pants like a puppy when he asks if he can 'ave a taste of y'r bonnie cunt, please, please, please--
and you say yes, because maybe he'll finally fucking shut up if you drown him between your thighs and never let him come up for air.
face down, ass up, cargos around your ankles, hips pushing past against that puppy's stubble as he devours you on his knees. his big hands spread your ass for him, and his thumbs flick over your folds as he opens you up, a cackle leaving him before he opens his mouth wide and kisses your pussy all sloppy and uncoordinated.
when the door swings open and hits the wall with a bang, the puppy tries to leave. he tries to move, but you reach back and grip his mohawk, scowling as you shove his face back where it belongs as your lieutenant stands at the door and heaves with anger.
"uh uh," you snap, and your sergeant on his knees whines, his blue eyes a little foggy and wet as he blinks up at you. but he complies, his tongue slurping, and you flutter your lashes at your lieutenant as you keep johnny muzzled in your cunt. "sorry, lieutenant. is this your office? must've read the sign wrong."
you reel from the contact. a big hand grips you by the hair, slamming you down against his desk, and you choke as you try and gasp for air. like a good boy, johnny settles where he is, shoving his tongue down your hole and moaning low when he realizes you're dripping down his chin now that his lieutenant has you.
"y'think this is funny, eh?" ghost mutters in your ear. "y'think i don't know wot y'r doin'? think i 'aven't caught on, think i 'aven't noticed wot a fuckin' insatiable bloody pain in my arse you've been ever since y'got 'ere?!"
you whimper, relaxing against the desk, and ghost tugs at your hair again, shaking his head.
"oi! y'don't get to be stupid just because y'r gettin' y'r cunny played with," ghost snaps. "y'r a right headache."
you laugh, getting up to your elbows, your eyes rolling to the back of your head as ghost scruffs johnny by the base of his mohawk and cups your pussy with one big hand. you gasp, leaning your head back, because finally, yes, it's all i want, please, please, please--
"'f you wanted to be my pet so bad," ghost murmurs, fitting himself behind you, leaning over your shoulder as he spits into your ear, "all ya had to do was fuckin' ask, swee'eart."
when your eyes open, ghost hums, clicking his tongue under the mask.
"use y'r words," he growls. "be a good girl, and say wot it is y'want."
"want you," you whine, and he sighs deeply, closing his eyes, and you drown out the sounds of johnny sputtering at your feet as ghost bends you at the hip a little more, arching your back.
"mmm...tha'sit. was tha' so hard?"
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