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#dog jobs#and cats#we do it all#if its sentient and not a human ill watch it while your awag#personal#me#fuck#i dont know#mine#great dane#cat#boxer#pit bull#collie#bull dog
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Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.
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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GAIN EXPERIENCE YOU STUPID FUCKS#I HATE THIS I HATE JOB HUNTING THIS SYSTEM IS ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT
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✦ Freshly ordained ✦
#a packless dog will happily accept his collar or something like that#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#Machete#anthro#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#maybe you might benefit from a little bit of context in this case#Machete becomes a priest at around 20 or so#he has trained all his life for this goal#he has worked himself to the bone and sacrificed so much#because he believes it would make him respectable and worthy and give his life a purpose and meaning#he gets his very first cassock from the tailor's and it immediately fits like a second skin#for the first time ever he feels like something he wears actually makes him look kind of nice#the hard part is over it'll be smooth sailing from here on out#there's a period in Vasco's and Machete's lives where they were apart for almost a decad#they met in their late teens when they were both studying in the same university in Venice#became friends and then lovers#but had to separate when Machete graduated and Vasco dropped out#Machete was ordained as intended and Vasco followed his father into politics#they meet again unexpectedly in their early 30's thanks to their similar jobs#Machete had became a cardinal secretary of state and Vasco was a Florentine diplomat#this takes place shortly after he had lost contact with Vasco and before he reconnects with him again
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Posts this and scurries off
#objectum#objectum community#colin the computer#dhmis colin#edgar electric dreams#electric dreams 1984#yes man#yes man fallout#tau movie#auto wall e#Hal 9000#2001 a space odyssey#gerty 3000#glados#wheatley#portal#the fuckibg Barbie one#closet barbie#tars interstellar#interstellar#scp 079#computer courage the cowardly dog#kinitopet#job simulator#job bot#am ihnmaims#ihnmaims#skynet#I had to delete some cuz there's a limit of 30#goddamn
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horrendously late entry for @luneariann’s dtiys!! congrats on one million ely i’m so proud of you <3
#this was due two days ago but tumblr banned me from posting 😍#sry i had to alter the pose bc i CANNOT draw extended limbs i hope you don’t mind ely😭😭😭😭😭#hope i at least got the flowers and color palette somewhat similar (i did not draw any of the flowers you chose💔💔)#ANYWAY COLORING THIS WAS SO FUN FRFR I LOVE SIMPLE CLOTHING RAAAAHHHH‼️‼️#THE PROMPT WAS SO CUTE TOO…….SKK DANCE WAUGHHH#the ppl in my inbox can leave now i drew skk dance pls leave me alone 😔#THE PARTICIPANTS ALL DID SUCH A GOOD JOB HAVE A FUN TIME GRADING EVERYTHING 🙏🏼🙏🏼#(imagine having to choose between so many beautiful entries i would cry personally)#ANYWAY CONGRATS AGAIN YIPPEEEEEE ILY ELY THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD FRIEND ♥️♥️♥️#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#lotus draws#dtiysluneariann
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Atp im just drawing some ''Chuuya and the people that care about him" series or smth
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd chuuya#chuuya nakahara#bsd kouyou#kouyou ozaki#ozaki kouyou#sab posting#Ozaki is so big sister <33 love her#she did such a good job raising Chuuya tbh
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Piper the Airport Patrol Dog Is Keeping It Cool!
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#it’s a no no word#Chuuyas real job in the Mafia is the ethical compromise that is Dazai#shitpost#bsd#art#bungou stray dogs#skk#soukoku#digital art#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#doodles#bsd hc#bsd incorrect quotes
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something something johnny being a giant showoff (nsfw, 18+)
will come home all sweaty from the gym, the length of his mohawk stuck to his forehead. he doesn’t hit the showers first, though. no, he comes straight to you and shoves his fat fucking bicep in your face. “hit a new PR today, bonnie. like wha’ ya see?”
tells you all about the shit he blows up on missions. he doesn’t really care if it’s all super classified and everything, he wants you to know just how impressive your man is. gotta make sure you know you’ve got a capable defender. always makes himself sound like james bloody bond. “ya shoulda seen it! got there right in the nick o’ time, i did! and then, kaboom!”
milks as many orgasms as he can from you when you fuck. he’s not satisfied until you’ve cum on everything he can give you. tongue, fingers, cock. he wants it all, wants you to be drunk off the pleasure only he can give you. licks the tears from your cheeks when you cry from overstimulation. “i know, lass, i know. johnny’s makin’ you feel so good, aye? you got one more in there, i know you do.”
loves to hear you babble about how big and thick he is when he’s plunging deep in your cunt. he hits all the right spots, tip nudging your cervix and making your back arch. he almost loses it when you tell him how much he’s stretching you out, how you can feel him low in your belly, carving himself a nice little space in your guts. “yeah, tha’s fuckin’ right. no one else can make you feel this good, no one else can fill up this tight fuckin’ pussy like i can.”
and you let him fill you up because you know, deep down, no one will ever compare to your johnny.
#fully see johnny from my hockey au being like this#he's like a puppy dog that needs to be told he's doing a good job#call of duty#cod#cod fic#cod smut#soap smut#soap mactavish#reader insert#john soap mactavish#john soap mactavish x reader#soap mactavish x reader#soap x reader#soap cod#soap call of duty
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happy pride month
#naegami#makoto naegi#byakuya togami#danganronpa#trans byakuya#polaris polanski#that post is ff naegami to me to a terrifyingly accurate degree#makoto and his wife who wants him to quit his job#byakuya casually dropping bombshells on a shell-shocked and exhausted man#and then daydreaming about a better life they could have together while makoto's still reeling with the implications#if i reconcile my bizarro upbringing and my convoluted perception of gender roles and current position in this foundation#the only way i can get him to leave on his own volition is to marry him. in a straight way. bc we're both straight. what if i was a girl#makoto's resigning himself to being ff's dog for the forseeable future. meanwhile byakuya is doing the same but also having egg emotions#not featured: kyoko who was sitting on the opposite side of makoto and was in the middle of a conversation with him. that got interrupted#she immediately downs her shot after byakuya says that out loud and texts the other survivors who each owe her $10. toko owes her $20#tgirl egg byakuya in her 20s in an apocalypse as a middle manager is a very specific headcanon that i enjoy a lot#only thing keeping her going is her bisexuality and the reminder that 'i went off the grid while crossdressing before i can do it again'#my arts
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Drawing Venusaur with every Pokemon pt. Arcanine
#sheesh this dog can run! 🥵#venusaur is doing a good job keeping up tho#venusaur#arcanine#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital painting#digital art#art challenge#🌺
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10/14/2024
My partner @800-dick-pics needs their medication, c19 has left me without a paycheck this week, and cf efforts have come up short unfortunately.
Without their medication my partner is prone to seizures and intense bouts of chronic pain especially with the days getting colder, They've been without for the past 36 hours so this is an emergency!!
$150 needed by today preferably, anything helps !!
CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen
Vm: wildwotko
Dm 4 P@ypal
#sorry we are poor#anything helps#they went without to make sure our dog got food#now we need this covered#along with other bullshit at my job im just so fucking tired so meeting this would be a relief
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*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*
Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.
*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*
Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#Ludovica#vertopus#Vaschete lore#I may still tweak the markings this isn't 100% guaranteed final design#might make her colors a bit more reddish perhaps#but you know this is the general vibe#she was originally inspired by brittany spaniels and one of my old unused characters#to be fair the whole thing was built around the idea that she should have strong eyebrows and green theme color#again jury is still out on the renaissance hairstyle/head piece I'll try to come up with something#still trying to get a good grasp of the girlfriend too#she's most likely her lady-in-waiting or other court companion#essentially a woman of high social class whose job is to accompany a noblewoman and assist her on her daily activities#a best friend more or less#conch snail hours#she will kick anyone's ass. she will kick your ass. she will kick your dog's ass. she will kick her own ass.
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What if I quit my jobs and just post bugs all day long
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hngghh domestic......
#screaming crying throwing up sliding down the wall soft skk makes me so feel so warm and giddy#listen i love their canon dynamic but a hopeless part of me wants them to fall in love and pursue a tranquil domestic life#free from the burdens of their jobs and their past (<- i am delusional this will never happen)#A GIRL CAN DREAM#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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