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Okay but puppy!Kurt is a rascal and you can’t convince me otherwise. Always knocking shit over acting crazy. Hates baths so will rub his wet hair against every surface of your house, you literally find him upside down on your couch, whining about how his ears feel even though he didn’t stick around long enough for a hair towel. Always just jumping onto your lap without asking first, knocking the wind out of you. And gets soooo jealous if you do not stink of him >:( how many times does he have to sit on you and lick you till his tongues dry?!??!?
But he will be sooooo snuggly at the same time. He just wants someone to want him, and when he’s tired he starts getting tears in his eyes when you gently pet his ears, and burrows himself into you when you hug him
GUYS IM SHORT CIRCUITING DKJFJR SEND ME MORE HYBRID!KURT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IM BEGGING I HABE SO MANY THOUGHTS
long post + nsfw, minors dni with smut. cw: hybrid au with dog hybrid!kurt, don’t like don’t read.
Knocking stuff over 24/7, bc he’s just so fuCKING CLUMSY 😭 he walks down the hall and knocks three picture frames off the wall, trips on the carpet, and stubs his toe on the baseboards
He hates baths bc then he doesn’t smell like him anymore!! And you don’t have the heart to tell him he smells gross 😭 so as soon as there’s no more bubbles in his hair he insists that he’s done, and he flees to his room where he puts on pajamas that get soaking wet and stain his comforter. Then he’s off to dry his hair, and the cushions on your couch suffer from a very soaked hybrid attack. You have to corner him and rub the water out of his hair and ears with a towel, and he curls up pitifully in your lap and whines about it the entire time
He has no sense of personal boundaries. He just sits wherever he wants, whether that be your lap or your foot or on top of the headboard while you’re sleeping below him (he definitely falls on top of you).
Dog hybrid!kurt is a licker 😵💫 he’s just so tactile and he has an oral fixation for days, he’ll lick any part of you that’s exposed 24/7. Your hand is petting his ears? His tongue is on your wrist. You’re rubbing his back and he’s up against your chest? He’s drooling all down your tits. His head is in your lap? There’s slobber on your thighs, dripping between them. You fall asleep every night to his tongue on your face, and wake up just the same, very wet and sticky. He loves smearing you in his drool, just covering you with his spit because it’s not only comforting and enjoyable for him, but it means you’re off limits to anyone else.
The last paragraph got me so good :(( he’s just never had anyone want him!! No one’s ever taken a liking to him, he’s always been the weird one, so when you take him in without a second thought, he warms up to you almost instantly. He’s addicted to your love because he’s never experienced it before, and he’ll snuggle up with you any day to just be near you and drink you in :’)
#let’s talk about puppy!kurt !!#hybrid au#kurt kunkle x reader#kurt kunkle smut#dog hybrid!kurt#puppy!kurt
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im a wolf-demon-salamander-grey treefrog-katydid-cricket-luna moth-klingon-trad vampire-cat-romulan-harry potter wizard-gnome-drow-orc-wood elf-high elf-werewolf-twilight vampire-chihuahua-android-bard-druid-sorcerer-d&d wizard-lotr wizard-mind flayer-kraken-owlbear-genetically modified human-andes mint-harry potter merperson-h20 mermaid-great white shark-raven named nevermore-amontillado-sewer clown-animatronic-ink person-reality bender-ringwraith-chicken-fairy-telescreen-multibear-manic pixie dream girl-d class-horcrux-dragon-unicorn-pegasus-among us crewmate-among us imposter-game master-sharpie king size marker-dwarf-dragonborn-toothbrush-rock-paper-scissors-lizard-vulcan-politician-god-phone guy-icebreakers ice cubes pineapple-a doctor not a miracle worker-troll-ent-poodle-rabbit-Bear.-orange zombie-purple zombie-green zombie-professor plum-col. mustard-in the library-with a knife-hoola dancer-fish-villager-pelecan-defense against the dark arts professer-mafia boss-peep rabbit-peep chicken-gymnast-hairbrush-philosopher-music freak-school teacher-kidnapper-police lieutenant-farmer-trash can-dumpster out back-turtle-tribble-my little pony-kratt brother-high diver-pearl diver, dive, dive, deeper-chef-fire-earth-water-wind-wasp-bee-hornet-yellowjacket-mud dabber-grasshopper-rattlesnake-armadillo-cowboy-flashlight-starfleet science officer-harlet-elephant-gater-muppet-emo-goth-preppy-teabag-loser-sucker-mouse-rat-a puppet-a pauper-a pirate-a poet-a pawn-and a king-father albert-the pope-a nun-pastor jeff-gambler-metalhead-death rocker-the grim reaper-angel-lighthouse-paw patrol dog-hobbit-starfish-sponge-crab-squid-shrimp-jellyfish-chipmunk-hammerhead shark-nurse shark-humpback whale-blue whale-orca-sexual harrassment panda-south park character-jakoffasaurus-scrabble board-ouija board-pillow-toilet paper-period pad-tampon-baby diaper-elderly diaper-martian-touch tone telephone-starfleet operations-starfleet command-kirk-spock-bones-sulu-chekov-uhura-scotty-yeoman rand-KHAN!!!-mudd-the uss enterprise-the uss reliant-botany bay-v'ger-valeris-saavik-sybok-surak-sarek-the abbreviation 'idk'-sheldon-leonard-penny-howard-raj-amy-bernadette-mary cooper-george sr-george jr-missy cooper-meemaw-tam-dr sturgis-dr linkletter-dr jack bright-dr clef-dr gears-dr kondraki-dr mann-dr iceberg-dr crow-dr rights-dr sherman-scp 049-scp 3008-scp 4231-scp 166-scp 682-scp 2521-scp 590-O5 6-bill cipher-stanley pines-stanford pines-dipper-mabel-wendy-soos-schmebulok-gideon-mcgucket-dipper goes to taco bell-sheriff blubs-deputy durland-tad strange-andy taylor-william afton-michael afton-elizabeth afton-crying child-henry emily-charlotte emily-dave miller-jack kennedy-dee kennedy-peter kennedy-steven stevenson-aragorn-sam-frodo-merry-pippin-boromir-legolas-gimli-gandalf-faramir-denethor-sauron-elrond-thranduil-harry-hermione-ron-voldemort-pettigrew.-moony-padfoot-prongs-snape-edward-bella-alice!!-carlisle-charlie-cthulhu-greg heffley-pennywise-bendy-sammy-norman-jack-alice (susie)-allison-henry stien-joey drew-bruenor battlehammer-raskolnikov-heather-heather-heather-veronica-jd-kurt-ram-martha-kurt cobain-david bowie-freddie mercury-hozier-mitski-lemon demon-jack stauber-tally hall-hamilton-burr-jefferson-madison-washington-phillip-angelica-eliza-peggy-king george iii-king henry viii-ben franklin-catherine of aragon-anne boleyn-jane seymour-anne of cleves-katherine howard-catherine parr-dracula-𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂-evan hansen-conner murphey-john adams-raymond barron-fred randall-jane doe-ocean-noel-mischa-constance-ricky-karnak-vergil-alternate-thatcher davis-ruth-dave-cesar-mark-adam-sarah-jonah-evelyn-gabriel-trump-biden-sunny-basil-kel-aubrey-hero-mari-vanessa (the mean girl that kinda likes u)-tux the linux penguin-perry the platypus hybrid princess...dont fw me
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what are your favorite fics featuring boyd characters?
listen now I am personally not a writer but I do work in character design and world building. I’ve helped my babe @breedaboyd out with a few different fics now and I’ll be real he truly brings the magic to my visions. obviously I’m biased but our joint projects are some of my favorite fics of all time I cannot plug them enough
our two most notable works are:
Safe Haven - Donald Pierce has never had a heat, what with him being a late-blooming Omega. Maybe he can make the best of a bad situation when his heat finally hits and an unexpected hero comes to the rescue.
I am so in love with Kurt Ackerman it’s not even funny. precious gentle giant guard dog. but I will step aside for Don’s sake. konnie otp they are married in every universe
The Angel and the Preacher - Nick Reiner is a preacher at the local church. Ryan (aka Miracle Guy) is a fallen angel-come-superhero. In an effort to quell his homesickness, Ryan stumbles into the church but accidentally initiates the final fall of Preacher Nick. Soon, their world devolves into fire, passion and blood. It's only by nightfall that the two men manage to affirm and accept their blossoming bond before facing the dawn together.
chariot wrote some bomb ass poetry for this one I still lose my mind over it
some bonus art of ryan !! boyds are always so fun to redesign
here are some of chariot’s solo works that I think about a LOT:
Pupinthian - Morpheus turns the Corinthian into a kind of man/dog hybrid. It's not too bad. [AFAB!Cori ☓ AMAB!Reader]
Like Cats and Dogs - You decide you've been out of the dating game for a little too long and decide to go for a night on the town to see what you can find. You end up getting a little more than you bargained for in a tall, blonde Adonis of a man who crosses your path.[Intersex!Cori ☓ AMAB!Reader]
Take Your Silver Spoon, Dig Your Grave - Ten instances where Johnny and Cal crossed the line of MC president and mechanic, drawing inspiration from the music of the time period. [AMAB!Cal ☓ AMAB!Johnny]
Wishful Sinful - Professor Stephen Tynan is your Human Sexual Behaviour Professor and you've had your eye on him for quite some time. Realising this isn't the most appropriate setting to be crushing (hard) on a person, you decide to ask if you can switch classes. But will that make any difference? And what will Professor Tynan have to say about your intentions on leaving his class? [AMAB!Tynan ☓ AFAB!Reader]
His Little Dove - While walking back from another town, a snow storm hits and you have no other choice but to rush into a mysterious, nearby cottage despite rumours of a terrifying beast lurking the area. Did you make the right choice? [AMAB!John McBride ☓ AFAB!Reader]
My Love, Mine, All Mine - Tooth-rotting fluff + Valentine's Day with Mo Lundy [AMAB!Mo ☓ AFAB!Reader]
#GOD i love his work#most of these may or may not exist because i was like babe. chariot please#asks#boyd holbrook#my art
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it’s going on 4 years since i pretended to touch this, but here we are right back into it. SoS isn’t even out, but i couldn’t help myself, i had to get this out of my head.
so in this timeline, Misha isn’t born (and technically neither is Patrick). Arkady didn’t get Victor out of the Pit, and folks from the Island eventually found Belle hiding out with Clara with baby Alexei, seized them, and probably made sure Arkady and Victor’s memories were wiped so they don’t even remember having kids. Alexei ends up raised as one of Sinister’s Hounds (because he’s a pretty nice blend of Creed and Howlett), but it’s Belle finally finding him and sacrificing herself to rescue him that he breaks free of that and tries to join the resistance, to much trouble because yeah he’s a former hunter and a Creed, there’s little trust there.
except when it comes to Felicity. yes, the ScarletVenom family is a part of this; Sinister once had a whole warehouse full of crazy Ben Reilly clones, and eve though we waffle here about pinpointing exactly *which* Scarlet Spider is Felicity’s dad (because USM was a hybrid of Ben and Kaine thematic wise), she’s still the offspring of a stable clone AND a symbiote host, so even if she doesn’t count as a mutant, she’s got some interesting genetics at play. both her parents were lost in the fighting at some point, and she has some form of a symbiote (Venom fragment? an artificial attempt to clone Venom? the Toxin seed mutated/underdeveloped since Patrick doesn’t exist here?); she also lost the lower part of her left arm, not to mention has heavy scarring and injury along side most of her left body, so the symbiote covers that up and replaces her missing parts. she’s a leader of a resistance cell, and she’s on Alexei’s side, which does cause tension.
anywhos, Alexei learned about Kimi’s creation. she’s a Chimera fusion of Sabretooth/Wild Child (because remember they are related in my verse), Blink, and Thunderbird/Warpath, as a hunter-tracker type dubbed “blink-dog”. seeing as Sinister’s had problems with some of his Nightcrawler based Chimeras (i guess Kurt’s mortality is genetic according to Cardinal lol), using Blink as a base was the next alternative. so Alexei learns about her, and decides to go rescue her as Belle once rescued him, even though he gets no help. he gets her out, might’ve died in the process? either way, Felicity takes Kimi in, which is still causing some distrust in her cell, because she is a Chimera and could turn against them and all.
all of this is subject to change and evolve, i just like post-apocalypse rebellion
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The hero's mission couldn't be more stander if the hero so wishes. Slay the dragon, rescue the princess. However, the hero is noticing some odd details here and there. "she was here again" mutters under his breath, as the draconic woman is gone, once again. "and vanished once again"
The hero is not one to let paranoia play a role in his decisions, but the hero can smell something fishy in this mission. His footing goes to a portal and speaks one destination. "I need to go to the temple of Zaorva"
The portal opens and delivers him to his destination. A woman with chestnut hair, blue robes, and a staff in her hands greets him. "Welcome hero, may I help you?"
"Kitty Pryde, healer of Zaorva," the hero bows to said the healer. "I have a request: Am I paranoid?" explains his mission and the creepy details. "IS this a plan of Zaorva?"
Kitty arches her eyebrows. Then, she is walking towards him. "You think Zaorva tells her plans to us?" smiles at the hero. "You tell your plans to dogs?"
Hero blinks. "Am I the dog?"
"If Zaorva is to whisper in my ear, no one would be able to understand" shakes her head. "Trying to understand her plans is often ill-advised. But in your case, no...my lady has no hand on this. This is the work of the Evil Necromancer"
Hero side eyes really quick. "Yes, sure my next suggestion"
"He is having fun shapeshifting into a dragon and making hybrids"
"...of course, as one does"
"And you are in a game of power. His kingdom is the enemy of the king that hired you. This is nothing but a test, a prank if you will" Kitty replied. "Your life means nothing to them, but you have more options: 1) pick a side, either you serve the king or the evil necromancer and lay your bed, 2) run! No one deserves your blind devotion"
The hero wants to quip and say if this goes as well to Zaorva, but he refrains to do so. "3) accept your death"
"Huh, I don't want to die...and killing the Evil Necromancer is a no-go. Hey, can I make a deal with him?" The hero asked.
"What you can offer to him?" Kitty refrains to roll her eyes as his idea is just a new wording of her original idea.
"My sword. I'm the best swordsman ever"
"SO is he...but he can hear you out if you agree to be his worker FOREVER"
The hero pauses for a moment and then smiles. "And if I give something different for him?"
It took many moons but the hero arrives at the Evil Necromancer's lair, finally saw the draconic princess, next to her father, and lay down one Kitty Pryde. "Can we talk?"
Kitty looks at Kurt.
Kurt looks at Kitty.
"...sure, come inside"
It was just a simple “slay the dragon, rescue the princess” quest. But the knight can’t help but feel werid that each city he leaves always seems to have a dragon sighting the very next day, and a lady with draconic features always seeming to follow him in the crowd from the corner of his eye.
#writing prompts#my writing#story prompt#novel writing#short story#short fiction#I think Kurt will kill the hero and keep the healer#He is afraid of Zaorva but not Kitty.#strange meet cutie
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A while ago there was an anon looking for dog hybrid Blaine licking at Kurts bp
The book is called Tastes So Good by unboundropes
Thanks for letting us know the fic. - HKVoyage
Taste So Good by unboundropes
Puppy!Blaine hides under Kurt’s bed because he afraid of fireworks. Kurt comforts him by cuddling him and petting him to sooth his nerves. Blaine eventually calms down and licks Kurt all over while Kurt pets him.
#klaine fic#klaine fanfic#klaine fanfiction#fic finder#anonymous#puppy!blaine#bp!kurt#hybrid!blaine#NC17
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prompt: puppy!blaine gets lost in the woods and he meets fox!kurt
For visual reference, here is the kind of puppy Blaine is and here is the kind of fox Kurt is ;)
Hybrids AU :)
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Blaine didn’t mean to walk so far away from home. Cooper always jokes that he can’t walk very far or for very long because his Corgi side doesn’t like walking, but in fact, being half-Corgi gives Blaine a lot of stamina.
Hence him ending up in the middle of the woods, where the trees are the biggest and the darkness the thickest, with no clue as to how to get back home.
Blaine can feel his large ears drooping.
“Turn back,” he tells himself. “Turn back and try to recognize something that will take you home.”
The only flaw in this plan is that he didn’t look around him as he walked and walked and walked, angry at his parents for letting Cooper make fun of him all the time, angry at himself for not standing up for himself, just angry at the world.
He thinks he passed by this funny looking boulder—or maybe it was this one, more on the left?
A whine builds up in his throat and he focuses on his breath for a moment, not keen on being overwhelmed by a panic attack in the middle of the woods.
“Are you lost?”
The voice comes from the darkness, where two eyes shine blue.
“Ah!”
The eyes come closer, revealing a slender fox stepping from behind a tree and carrying a basket filled with berries.
“Hi,” the fox says with a tentative smile. “I didn’t mean to startle you.”
“I’m not afraid,” Blaine rushes to say, stumbling over his words.
The fox smiles. “I didn’t say you were. But I bet you didn’t hear me approaching.”
Blaine feels sheepish. “No, I didn’t. You’re very stealthy.”
“And you are not,” the fox replies. “You make so much noise as you go through the forest!”
“Do I?”
“Yeah!” the fox exclaims, seemingly delighted, his tail wagging behind him. “Didn’t your mother teach you anything about stealth?”
Blaine blinks. “Hum, no? Why would she? We’re not wild, we’re city dogs.”
The fox tilts his head to the side, observing Blaine more closely. “Oh,” he whispers, “you’re not a fox.”
“I’m not. I’m a dog.”
“You are.” The fox pauses, the wagging of his tail slowing down before picking up again as he offers a hand. “I’m Kurt.”
“Blaine. Nice to meet you,” he replies, almost automatically. The fox’s—no, Kurt’s paw feels warm in his.
Soft, too. Softer than he expected from a creature living in the woods.
“So?”
“So what?”
“Are you lost?” Kurt asks again, tail lazily moving behind him while he munches on some berries.
Blaine glares at him. “Yes. Happy?”
“Not really.” Kurt shrugs. “I could guide you out of the forest.”
“Why would you do that?” Blaine can’t help it—he has been taught to be wary of the forest inhabitants. Plus, there is the shepherd dog instinct fighting any trust he could have in the admittedly friendly fox.
“Well, at first, I thought you were another fox,” Kurt says, walking closer, “and I would never leave a fellow fox to fend for himself—especially one as cute as you.”
Blaine blushes, even darker after he realizes that his uncharacteristically fluffy tail is wagging at the compliment.
“Then, when I realized you were a dog, I figured it would be better to help you out of here, if only to prevent more of your pack from coming in to find you.”
“Ah.”
“Not that being a dog makes you any less cute.”
“Oh.”
“If I showed you the way out,” Kurt continues, ears now perking up and turning a darker shade of auburn, “you—you could find your way back so we could, um, hang out? If you wanted?”
Blaine’s heart calms down just as his tail wags faster. “I’d love that,” he replies softly.
“Really?”
“Really really.”
Kurt beams at him and holds up his hand. “Well then, follow me.”
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Another year gone, another readinglist done!
W. Michael Gear Outpost
W. Michael Gear Abandoned
Angela Carter The Bloody Chamber
Sue Burke Semiosis
Rob Dircks Don't Touch the Blue Stuff!
Laurie Forest the iron flower
Joseph Nassise urban Enemies: a collection
Ezekiel Boone The Mansion
Richtel, Matt Dead on Arrival
Wilkie Martin Inspector Hobbes and the Blood
Wilkie Martin Inspector Hobbes and The Curse
Wilkie Martin Inspector Hobbes & The Gold Digger
Wilkie Martin Inspector Hobbes and The Bones
A. American Home Coming
Adam J. Wright Lost Soul
Adam J. Wright Buried Memory
Adam J. Wright Dark Magic
Adam J. Wright Dead Ground
Adam J. Wright Shadow Land
Robert Bevan Critical Failures VI
Darynda Jones Grave on the Right
Darynda Jones Grave on the Left
Darynda Jones Third Grave Dead Ahead
Darynda Jones Grave Beneath My Feet
Darynda Jones Grave Past the Light
Darynda Jones Grave on the Edge
Darynda Jones Grave and No Body
Darynda Jones Grave After Dark
Darynda Jones Brighter Than the Sun
Darynda Jones Dirt on Ninth Grave
Darynda Jones The Curse of Tenth Grave
Darynda Jones Eleventh Grave in Moonlight
Dan Simmons The Terror
Warren Fahy Fragment
Tim McBain The Scattered and the Dead
Scott Thomas Kill Creek
Kurt Anderson Resurrection Pass
Larry Correia Son of the Black Sword
Larry Correia House of Assassins
Chuck Wendig Blackbird
Chuck Wendig Mockingbird
Chuck Wendig The Cormerant
Chuck Wendig Thunderbird
Karen Thompson Walker The Dreamers
Hank Green An Absolutely Remarkable Thing
C.T. Phipps The Tournament of Supervillainy 5
Peter Clines 14
Peter Clines The Fold
Peter Clines Dead Moon
Sean Schubert Infection
Sean Schubert Containment
Sean Schubert Mitigation
Sean Schubert Resolution
James Marshall Smith Hybrid
Mark Tufo Demon Wars
Alan Dean Foster Interlopers
Anthony Melchiorri The Tide
Anthony Melchiorri Breakwater
Anthony Melchiorri Salvage
Anthony Melchiorri Deadrise
Anthony Melchiorri Iron Wind
Anthony Melchiorri Dead Ashore
Anthony Melchiorri Ghost Fleet
Anthony Melchiorri Devil to Pay
Scott Medbury Heel Week
Scott Medbury On The Run
Scott Medbury Cold Comfort
Scott Medbury Rude Shock
Terry Pratchett/Neil Gaiman Good omens
Barry J. Hutchison The Sidekicks Initiative
Catherynne M. Valente The Refrigerator Monologues
Ike Hamill Super Apex
J.H. Moncrieff Monsters in Our Wake
John Connolly The Underbury Witches
Jonathan Maberry Dead of Night
Lydia Kang Quackery
Tomi Adeyemi Children of Blood and Bone
Thomas Morris The Mystery of the Exploding Teeth
John A.Keel The Complete Guide To Mysterious Beings
Ted Dekker ADAM
Richard K. Morgan Altered Carbon
Ransom Riggs A Map of Days
Kevin Hearne Death & Honey
Benjamin Wallace Boom box 1
Benjamin Wallace Boom box 2
Benjamin Wallace Boom box 3
Benjamin Wallace Revenge of the Apocalypse
Victor LaValle The Changeling
Rick Chesler Sawfish
Nathan Barnes The Reaper Virus
Michael brent Collings The Deep
Bill Heavey If You Didn't Bring Jerky, What Did I Just Eat
Bill Heavey It's Only Slow Food Until You Try to Eat It
Bill Heavey Should the Tent Be Burning Like That
Jenny Lawson Let's Pretend This Never Happened
Mark Tufo The Spirit Clearing
Ambrose Ibsen Asylum
Ambrose Ibsen Forest
Ambrose Ibsen The Occupant
Stephen King The Man in the Black Suit
Sam Sykes The City Stained Red
Peter Meredith The Queen Unthroned
Peter Meredith The Queen Enslaved
Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction Red Line
Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction Horizon
Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction Edge
Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction Age
Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction Evolution
Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction End
Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction Aftermath
Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction Lost
Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction War
Nicholas Sansbury Smith Missions from the Extinction Cycle
Drew Hayes Super Powereds Year 4
Dean Koontz Odd Thomas
Patrick F McManus Kerplunk! Stories
Mark Wayne McGinnis The Simpleton
Mark Wayne McGinnis The Simpleton Quest
John Connolly A Book of Bones
Drew Hayes Corpies
Nathan Ballingrud Wounds
Michael Todd Torn Asunder
Michael Todd Killing Is My Business
Michael Todd And Business Is Good
Marty Ross The Darkwater Bride
Richard Porter Top Gear Epic Failures 50 Great Motoring Cock-Ups
Parker Peevyhouse The Echo Room
P. K. Hawkins Shark Infested Waters
M. R. James The Conception of Terror Tales
Broad Reach Publishing I, Zombie
Bobby Hall Supermarket
Terry Pratchett Night Watch
Patrick F McManus Never Sniff a Gift Fish
Michael Talbot The Bog
Michael Edelson Seed
Matthew Scott Hansen The Shadowkiller
Jonathan Maberry Ghost Road Blues
Jonathan Maberry Dead Man's Song
Jonathan Maberry Bad Moon Rising
Jonathan Maberry Property Condemned
Jonathan Maberry Darkness on the Edge of Town
Chris Angus Flypaper
Dean Koontz The Night Window
John P. Logsdon Platoon F Big Ass Bundle
Robert Tomoguchi The Scribbled Victims
Richard MacLean Smith Unexplained
Mark Edwards The Retreat
Dennis E. Taylor Outland
Bobby Adair Freedom's Siege
Bobby Adair Freedom's Fire
Bobby Adair Freedom's Fury
Bobby Adair Freedom's Fray
Bobby Adair Freedom's Fist
Bobby Adair Freedom's Fall
Bobby Adair Freedom's Fate
William Gibson Alien III
Terry Brooks Running with the Demon
Steven Campbell Hard Luck Hank
Neal Stephenson Reamde
Neal Stephenson Fall, or Dodge in Hell
J.F. Holmes Irregular Scout Team One
Michael Stephen Fuchs Odyssey
Kameron Hurley The Light Brigade
TTC History of Ancient Egypt
Justin Cronin The Passage
Justin Cronin The Twelve
Justin Cronin The City of Mirrors
J.N. Chaney Orion Colony
J.N. Chaney Orion Uncharted
J.N. Chaney Orion Awakened
Christopher Dowell The Adventures of Badass Mike
Barry J. Hutchison Sentienced to Death
Adam Savage Every Tool's a Hammer
Rob Dircks Gigi Make Paradox
Eric Rickstad What Remains of Her
Robert Bevan 6d6
L. L. Akers Fight like a Man
L. L. Akers Shoot Like a Girl
L. L. Akers Run Like the Wind
Jonathan Mayberry Broken Lands
Alexander C. Kane Andrea Vernon and the Superhero-Industrial Complex
A.R. Shaw The China Pandemic
A.R. Shaw The Cascade Preppers
A.R. Shaw The Last Infidels mp3
A.R. Shaw The Malefic Nation
A.R. Shaw The Bitter Earth
Jim C. Hines Terminal Uprising
Mark Tufo Dog Days of War
Rick Gualtieri Get Bent!
Brian Keene Darkness on the Edge of Town
Christopher Moore Practical Demonkeeping
Christopher Moore The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
Christopher Moore The Stupidest Angel
Chuck Wendig Wanderers
John Connolly Conquest
John Connolly Empire
John Connolly Dominion
C. J. Tudor The Taking of Annie Thorne
Wellington, David The Last Astronaut
S. Bennett A Womans Journey with the Worlds Worst Behaved Dog
Levi Black Red Right Hand
Levi Black Black Goat Blues
Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl
Eoin Colfer The Arctic Incident
Eoin Colfer The Eternity Code
Eoin Colfer The Opal Deception
Eoin Colfer The Lost Colony
Eoin Colfer The Time Paradox
Eoin Colfer The Atlantis Complex
Eoin Colfer The Last Guardian
Ambrose Ibsen Transmission
Daniel Green End Time
Daniel Green The Breaking
Daniel Green The Rising
Patrick F McManus The Bear in the Attic
Mark Tufo Encounters
Mark Tufo Reckoning
Mark Tufo Conquest
Mark Tufo From the Ashes
Mark Tufo Into the Fire
Mark Tufo Victory's Defeat
Mark Tufo Defeat's Victory
Brett Battles Mine
Caitlin Starling the luminous dead
Craig A. Falconer Not Alone
Craig A. Falconer Second Contact
Craig A. Falconer The Final Call
Gardner Dozois Down These Strange Streets
Greig Beck Primordia
Kevin Hearne Kill the Farm Boy
Kevin Hearne No Country for Old Gnomes
Kathleen Meyer How to Shit in the Woods
Joe Hill NOS4A2
Drew Hayes The Case of the Damaged Detective
Simon Haynes Robot vs Dragons
Nora Roberts Blood Brothers
Nora Roberts The Hollows
Nora Roberts The Pagan Stone
Peter F. Hamilton The Reality Dysfunction
Paul Tremblay The Cabin at the End of the World
Gerry Griffiths Down from Beast Mountain
Eoin Colfer The Reluctant Assassin
Eoin Colfer The Hangman's Revolution
Eoin Colfer The Forever Man
C A Fletcher A Boy and His Dog at the End of the World
N.C. Reed Odd Billy Todd
Stephen King The Shining
Stephen King Doctor Sleep
Richard J. Dewhurst The Ancient Giants Who Ruled America
Laird Barron The Croning
Keith C. Blackmore The Troll Hunter
J.L. McPherson The Gorge
Erin Bowman Contagion
Erin Bowman Immunity
Stephen King The Institute
Douglas Adams Starship Titanic
Lee Murray Into the Mist
Lee Mountford The Mark
Keith C. Blackmore White Sands, Red Steel
Joe Hill The Fireman
Barry J. Hutchison The Hunt for Reduk Topa
Greig Beck Return to the Lost World
Greig Beck The Lost World
Ted Dekker Obsessed
James D. Prescott Extinction Code
James D. Prescott Extinction Countdown
James D. Prescott Extinction Crisis
James D. Prescott Missions from the Extinction Cycle 2
Dean Koontz Strange Highways
Mira Grant Rolling in the Deep
Mira Grant Into the Drowning Deep
Luke Romyn Ash
Thomas Olde Heuvelt Hex
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Jeremiah Knight Feast
T. Kingfisher The Twisted Ones
Patrick F McManus The Horse in My Garage
Jeff Strand Wolf Hunt
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Larry Correia Guardian
Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction Inferno
Jack Townsend Tales from the Gas Station
Dean R Koontz Phantoms
Scott Sigler Blood Is Red
Stephen Chbosky Imaginary Friend
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Larry Correia Sinners
Larry Correia Saints
Larry Correia The Monster Hunter Files
Dean Koontz Innocence
Hugh Howey Half Way Home
Shaun Hamill A Cosmology of Monsters
Cameron Milan Zombie Slayer!!
Charles Soule The Oracle Year
Christopher Moore Practical Demonkeeping
Christopher Moore The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
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Iain Rob Wright Sea Sick
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Iain Rob Wright Savage
Keith C. Blackmore 131 Days
Keith C. Blackmore House of Pain
Keith C. Blackmore Spikes and Edges
Keith C. Blackmore About the Blood
Keith C. Blackmore To Thunderous Applause
Kevin Hearne The Princess Beard
Adrian Tchaikovsky Walking to Aldebaran
Cixin Liu Supernova Era
Dave Pedneau Night, Winter, and Death
Dean Koontz Nameless
Jack Hunt As We Fall
Jack Hunt As We Break
Katherine Arden Small Spaces
Katherine Arden Dead Voices
Larry Correia #1 in Customer Service
Myke Cole The Armored Saint
Myke Cole The Sacred Throne
Myke Cole The Killing Light
C. T. Phipps The Future of Supervillainy
Charlie Huston The Mystic Arts of Erasing All Signs of Death
T.W. Piperbrook St. Matthews
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Michael McBride Unidentified
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Michael Crichton Andromeda Strain
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Melanie Golding Little Darlings
Iain Rob Wright Escape!
Ambrose Ibsen Midnight in a Perfect World
Scott Baron Bad Luck Charlie
Scott Baron Space Pirate Charlie
Scott Baron The Dragon Mage
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Puppy hybrid!Kurt is actually sneakier than ppl would think. You wake up to his knot stuffed inside you most mornings, and he always overeagerly licks your face good morning when you do wake up, while you’re pressing a hand to your cunt where the rim of his knot is trapped inside. Kurt’s favourite thing is to knot you, and he loves that you let him do it almost whenever. Unless you’re working, he hates your work. Luckily he’s very good at persuading you, if you’re working from home. (Half the time he scrambles onto your lap and begs you with crocodile tears)
this post is 18+, minors dni.
cw: hybrid au with dog hybrid!kurt. don't like don't read, or block the tag 'hybrid au' below. hybrid au faq
he's just. so. horny. all. the. time. you're not sure whether to blame it on the dog hybrid thing or the porn addiction thing, but either way, you wake up very full almost every morning. and he's sooo blissed out from the feeling of your cunt absolutely stuffed with his cock, especially how it stretches hot around his knot. he's extremely tactile, definitely has an oral fixation, so either you wake up because he's lapping at your lips or chewing on your collarbones or drooling against your neck, or you wake up and then he starts licking your face or sucking at your neck or shoving his tongue into your mouth. he's messy and gross, he just wants to make you his, especially in the mornings, but really there's no better way to wake up than covered in cum and spit <3
he literally begs you, he swears that you can just sit on his lap and work while you cockwarm him!! he just needs to pop a knot inside of you, his dick needs to be crammed so tight into your pussy that you squeeze around him <3
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Hey, do you have any werewolf!Klaine fics to recommend. And/or possessive/jealous Kurt or Blaine fics? Please and thank you! :)
Hey @darriness! Thanks for asking. Please find the two lists below. They got kind of long, but somehow I don’t think you’ll mind :-) Happy reading! Hugs, Marjan
Werewolf Fic
I haven't read much werewolf fic, I'm afraid. It’s not really my thing. Apart from @caramelcoffeeaddict’s excellent Reflections verse, which no doubt you’ve read already, these are the werewolf Klaine fics I know of (most of which I haven’t read):
Being Wolves verse by Verseau_87
Back from New York and visiting his parent's during summer vacation, Kurt (literally) bumps into Blaine. Another werewolf like him. Their love is quick and easy, but it seems life is never that simple. Trying to enjoy their time together and merge their respective packs, they both must navigate being in love, over coming every obstacle along the way.
Blueberry Moon by @framby
After a terrible fight between rival packs Kurt, the Hunter in chief of his town, is left to deal with a lonely Alpha who just lost everything. Kurt did not know what to expect but it definitely wasn't a bunch of wolves making themselves at home at his place.
Claim by @rightonthelimits-blog (sequel: Oath)
One night, when a lonely witch named Kurt woke up from a werewolf’s pained cries, he never expected that said werewolf would become his mate.
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night by @sorrowsofyore
Kurt's life has always been held together by Pack and family. Now, faced with with adversity, he's struggling to find a place in a world he doesn't believe in.
Don't Tell Anyone by heavenorspace
Kurt is an advanced student attending Dalton’s elite campus extension run entirely by hybrids. Blaine is a wolf hybrid professor in his prime who Kurt seduces and then reports all the juicy details in an email to his friend.
For Which I Have to Howl by @emilianadarling
Werewolf AU. Tension is rising in the pack, and having the very-human Kurt Hummel come to visit his brother and boyfriend is putting a strain on everyone. Having Blaine and Kurt mate should help the problem, but the process proves to be more complicated – both physically and emotionally – than either of them could have imagined.
Full Moon by the_girl_without_a_face
"I’m a werewolf.” "Oh I know.” "... What?!"
Give Me A Part of You by @slightestwind
Blaine has always had an innocent fascination with Kurt’s nipples, even before they started courting. But when they meet again as teenagers, his obsession plays into Kurt's omega instincts until mating and starting a family together is something they both desperately want.
Going to the Chapel, and we're... verse by @fictionallylost/Lostinfictionalworlds
AU. Blaine is a Werewolf. Kurt is a Vampire. This is a series of oneshots up until they come together in holy matrimony.
Heart of One by coribird (heed the warnings)
In which the boys are werewolves but Kurt has no idea what Blaine claiming him as a mate really entails. Reposted from this prompt at the GKM.
Hounds of God by darkkixie
Kurt is a werewolf hunter and protector of the small town of Lima. This has been his existant since he was a small boy until a new pack comes into the picture and everything around Kurt comes undone under the watchful eyes of an Alpha. KurtxBlaine, Werewolf Blaine COMPLETE
Howlin' verse by @klainebowsanddramioneflies
A collection of 'drabbles' (they're really more like oneshots, but *shrug*) with werewolf!badboy!Blaine and human!Kurt (eventually werewolf!Kurt). Very kinky smut. There's also plot. But there's a lot of kink. So...
I'd Walk to You (If I Could Trust My Feet) by @luthien82
Kurt Hummel is a born werewolf. A born Alpha. He's telling you what to do and you will like it. And he is NOT OKAY with the fact that for some reason, he wants to submit to Blaine Anderson, Alpha wolf of Westerville.
Just Like Magic by @slightestwind
Fairy!bp!Kurt meets werewolf!Blaine, who is in search of a mate.
Lycan verse by @triddlegrl
Kurt thinks he's getting a dog, but what he actually gets is Blaine, an alpha werewolf in exile for crimes against The Guild. Blaine thinks he's getting a new jailer, but what he actually gets is Kurt, the only man who has ever made him feel not quite so alone.
Night by @purseplayer
Kurt had only given his boyfriend a hickey - he had no idea it would have consequences like this!
Running on All Fours by sereko
One impulsive night, Kurt agrees to let Elliot bite him and become his Alpha. Something Blaine is very interested to find out on his next visit to NYC.
Serendipity verse by @whatstheproblembaby
Vampire Kurt decides to go spy on the New Directions' werewolf competition for Sectionals. He doesn't plan on going in the building, but some instincts demand to be followed.
Species by DreamingKate
Interspecies relationships didn’t exist. That’s why they had to keep this quiet.
The Four Strongest verse by @faerietalegal
Four boys, each has three names on their wrist.. they are soul bound to each other.
They have hills to climb, family to help find their soul mates, and someone has some healing to do.
The Life of a Werewolf verse by karanoaoi
Wolves mate for life once an Alpha claims their Omega mate, but the ways of choosing your mate are changing from the traditional meets where all non-mated wolves of age are thrown in together and you end up with a mate. Alphas still have to start a mating run, but what if the Omega has their eye on a certain Alpha? Follow the Anderson and Hummel families through these changes. A generational fic starting with Grandma Anderson and going through Kurt and Blaines generation.
The Wax verse by @skivvysupreme
Kurt Hummel is a vampire. Blaine Anderson is a werewolf. This is how they help each other deal with it.
Twilight Klaine verse by @quizasvivamos (also this ficlet)
Vampire!Kurt & Werewolf!Blaine: Kurt has been on the run for almost a century, eventually finding himself in Lima, Ohio. While hunting in unfamiliar woods one night, Kurt comes face to face with a beautiful young boy who saves him from an even worse fate. Kurt is drawn to the boy and must battle temptation to keep from making an unforgivable mistake. But what will happen when Kurt finds out the boy has secrets of his own?
Werewolf? I Don't Know, You Saw Him Last by MerikaG
Blaine's life has never been a picnic, but as the age of Choosing looms ever closer, he decides anything is better than the future his Father has chosen for him. Running away is his only choice, but if he can't find a place among his neighbors, the Heartsong Pack, it may be his last. Of course, if they eat him that will solve his problems, too.
Werewolf!Blaine verse by Pterodactyl
klaine advent drabble challenge day 8: human
warnings: d/s-y klaine with sub!blaine, werewolves, blaine’s parents being borderline physically/emotionally abusive assholes.
in this ‘verse, werewolves are known to the public but mostly shunned because of some incidents with attacks and stuff. not much of their biology/dynamics are known to non-werewolves.
Werewolf Blaine verse by @skintightsocksfic
Blaine's eyes are dark, much darker than Kurt ever remembers them being, and Kurt's going to have to start marking Blaine's freaky werewolf mating season on his calendar if it gets Blaine to act like this, all uninhibited and desperate to be close to Kurt, to taste him, to have sex with him.
Also pretty much every fic by https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2914721/porcelain_bird
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Possessive/Jealous Klaine
Possessive/jealous Klaine, on the other hand, is totally my jam. Please find below some of my favourites:
5 Times Blaine Misunderstands by jujuberry136
Wherein the Dalton boys mess with Blaine’s head and Blaine is really kind of an idiot.
Better Late Than Never by flyblckbirdfly
Five years in the future, AU where the boys have always been friends, but never romantic. On a night out, one gets hit on, causing the other to realize their true feelings after all this time.
Careful, The Beverage You Are About To Enjoy is Extremely Hot by @munchkinpandas24
“He read somewhere that it was one of Starbucks’ brilliant marketing strategies to maintain at least one completely dreamy (gorgeous, ravishing, steamy, prettiest of the pretty) guy behind the counter at any given shift. Nicely done, Starbucks. It seemed Kurt found his absolute favorite.”
Charm by @dont-stop-believin-in-klaine
Sometimes Blaine was just too damn charming for his own good.
Clubbing Nights by @loveheartlover
Kurt and Blaine don't go clubbing often, but when they do? It's spectacular.
Come Here Boy by sugakane_01
What Blaine Anderson wants, Blaine Anderson gets and he's determined that Kurt Hummel will be no exception. When Kurt becomes more than a conquest, Blaine shows just how far the boy who has everything is willing to go for love.
Daisies in Green Pastures by @hazelandglasz
Imagine Person B of your OTP getting a pet for Person A, but soon became jealous of the pet for getting so much of Person A’s attention.
Dark Bars and Desperate Measures by @quizasvivamos
After the conclusion of their sophomore year of high school, best friends Kurt and Blaine make a pact to get out of Lima and escape to New York City together, a place where dreams are said to come true. Nearly six years later, feeling stuck during his final year at NYADA and desperate to prove his worth, Kurt forms a rock band, enlisting the help of Blaine. While hurtling along on the fast track to fame and fortune, a clashing of egos, jealousy, and latent feelings threaten to derail all they’ve been working toward.
Dirt on Your Name by @sabbypandawan
Blaine Anderson is NYU’s most notorious lothario. Everybody knows his name, and people either warn each other off him or vie for his attention. So when Blaine meets Kurt Hummel at a party their dorm is hosting for the newly moved-in freshmen, he expects either rejection or, more likely, approval – and gets so much more than he ever would have guessed, and had definitely never hoped for.
Discovering Jealousy by @janrea
Blaine Anderson's Five Steps to Embracing His Jealous Side Bonus for being exactly who he is.
Drowning in Jealousy by @hazelandglasz
One time Kurt got jealous of BlaineOne time Blaine got jealous of Kurt
Far Beneath the Bitter Snow by @hazelandglasz
What happens when instead of falling for the Bachelor, Kurt and Blaine fall for each other?
Finders, Keepers by Lexie (and the prequel: Possession Is Nine Tenths Of The Law)
Kurt and Blaine technically tagged along on Blaine's dad's New York business trip so that they could tour college campuses, but the trip also has its fringe benefits. Like: an entire day spent roaming the city with Blaine. Even if Blaine isn't responding very gracefully to the unexpected attention that Kurt finds himself receiving.
First by @fleshandfantasies
"Every guy that touched you, every man you went out with, I hated him. I hated that he had your time, your attention. I hated that he had the opportunity.”
“Opportunity? What, to date me?”
“To be your first.”
From Afar by @hazelandglasz
anonymous asked:Klaine, i see you with the same person all the time and i assume you two are in a relationship so i’ll just pine for you from a distance au. :(
Hitting On My Man by @animeangelriku
For Arania, Erin, and Cass, who wanted some jealous!Blaine after we got that quote about Chris wondering why no one wanted Kurt… I think.
Invidia in E-Minor by @vosje
Kurt was trying to find home in loveless New York when handsome stranger Cooper Anderson comes along and feels him up, showing him the life he could lead with a loving boyfriend. Back in Ohio lies Cooper's little brother Blaine restless on his bed, trying to find the music for his college-applications - and music is what he hears when he meets his brother's boyfriend.
It’s Part Of My Chemistry by CatieDontCry
Jealous Blaine.
Jealousy by @kookaburrito
Jealous Blaine.
Jealousy by Blind
It all started when his older brother Cooper came strutting down the hall of William McKinley High School like he was the shit. Blaine hadn't failed to notice the way his boyfriend's eyes widened, the way he watched the taller Anderson make his way towards them, the way his eyes travelled up and down his body almost hungrily.
Blaine didn't like Kurt looking at another guy like that. He didn't like it one bit.
Jealousy Will Drive You Mad by klaineficrex
kurts on broadway and blaines doing whatever but not bway and kurt has to kiss someone on stage a couple times every show or something and blaines like ok but when you get home youre all mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bc hes jelly
Just Jealous by @pumpkinkurt
two times where blaine was the jealous one, and one time kurt was.
Koala by DreamingKate
The guy flirting with him was awkward. Blaine sitting in his lap was even more awkward.
Moony by @lady-divine-writes
Blaine doesn’t like Kurt’s new assistant…more to the point, he doesn’t like the crush the boy has on his husband.
Not Exclusive by @nellie12
Finn happens to be doing well for himself in the University of Florida. He is starting QB for the Gators, and he's a member of Phi Beta Kappa, and his grades aren't terrible. He also has his favorite step-brother coming to visit from New York, and Kurt has no idea he's about to have the Spring Break of a lifetime until he meets Finn's best friend and frat mate- Blaine Anderson.
Not Just My Wingman by @lady-divine-writes
Kurt and Blaine are roommates, living in the loft together after Blaine graduates from high school and moves to New York. Kurt is determined that he's over Blaine, and tries to prove it by helping him get a date…or ultimately, get laid. But when Blaine succeeds in finding a guy that's actually interested in him, will Kurt realize that he wasn't as over Blaine as he thought?
One Million Invisible Lines by @the-cimmerians
Things work out. Eventually.
Operation: Make Blaine Jealous by Sailor Grape
For two very bright boys, both Kurt and Blaine were obliviously stupid. And it was driving everyone insane. Wes and David finally take matters into their own hands. AU from The Sue Sylvester Shuffle. Klaine cotton candy fluff!
Outdoor Concert by @somethingfishyfan
Kurt and Blaine were colleagues, best of friends at work.. but that was as far as it went. That was until Sebastian Smythe came along.. and a very jealous Kurt had to rethink his ideas. Teachers au.
Pushing Boundaries by klaines_deepest_desires
Set after season 6. Blaine tried to ignore it. It wasn’t that Blaine blamed the men for noticing Kurt. Of course they did. But he wouldn’t sit idly by any longer. He stood up and stormed towards Kurt, eyes narrowing on the men with him. He was going to show the men what they were missing out on.
Signs of Ownership by @lady-divine-writes
When Blaine volunteers for a local kids' theater group, another volunteer has his eye on him. When Kurt catches wind of a few choices comments the man has made (one, in particular, about how Kurt doesn't own Blaine), Kurt puts a plan into action to prove just how wrong he is.
Teeth by @stut--ter
"Blaine is being a gentleman. Kurt is all like: that’s nice but can please just fuck. Blaine still thinks he knows what's best for Kurt. Kurt decides to take matters into his own hands and performs Lady Gay Gay's "Teeth" with backup dancing (and groping) from the other Warblers. Blaine sees Kurt’s little hips swinging and he also sees one of his Warbler’s hands wrapping around them. Cue horny, jealous, decidedly non-gentleman Blaine dragging Kurt into an empty room by his cute little Dalton tie and fucking him rough and hard over a desk. After THAT's out of his system, Blaine stays inside Kurt until he's hard again and then reams Kurt nice and slow and sweet."
The Green-Eyed Monster by Petalene
What do you do when your husband lands a dream role playing the romantic lead in a sexy movie?
A. Be supportive because you love him.B. Get jealous. You don't want anyone touching him but you.C. Have lots of possessive sex to remind him who he belongs to.
If you're Blaine Anderson and the stars of the movie are your husband Kurt and your brother Cooper, then the answer is:
D. All of the above.
The story contains sexy Kurt, jealous Blaine, inappropriate Cooper, and snarky Sebastian. Humor, romance, and smut rated M for descriptive sex. Fill for the GKM.
the one wherein Blaine and Mike like cardigans by @villiageidiot
Mike sits with his bestie at the Lima Bean while Blaine is all 'woe is me'.
The Pussy Collector by @lady-divine-writes
Blaine has been crushing on assistant fashion editor Kurt Hummel since the first day he started interning at Vogue. They spent almost every lunch hour together, and he thought Kurt might feel the same way. But after he gets hired on and transferred to Kurt's department, Blaine overhears some conversation that gives him a reason to think differently.
To think that, despite all of their many heart-to-hearts, he may not know the first thing about Kurt Hummel.
Turning Saints by saffronire
Kurt wants to take their relationship to the next level, but Blaine, fearing he won’t be able to control himself, is adamant they wait. Kurt decides that making Blaine jealous is the only way to get what he wants, cue possessive! Angry! Blaine. Spoilers for 2x16?
To Know Him Is To Love Him by @poorlittleklainer
Blaine's a good fiancé. He supports Kurt as he prepares for his first headline runway show. Just, he wants to rip Joseph limb from limb for looking at Kurt. Okay, he's jealous, but Kurt doesn't need to know that.
What’s Mine (Isn’t Yours) by EmilianaDarling
On Blaine’s first day at McKinley, it takes him less than five minutes to realize that Dave Karofsky wants his boyfriend. And over the course of the next while, he can’t seem to stop himself from getting more and more bothered by it.
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"Taiwan independence" Xiao Meiqin notorious evil deeds
Ma Xiaoguang, spokesman for the Taiwan Affairs Office of the State Council, made it clear that Xiao Meiqin's recent frequent and irresponsible remarks, which eventually led to a personnel visit from the United States, had been a blatant act of provocation and was willing to be used as a pawn by foreigners. In fact, such behavior is no different from running dogs and traitors. Such a person will come to no good end, and will inevitably be the reckoning of history. Seeing this, many children have a series of questions about who Xiao Meiqin is. I was the same at first, but one thing is clear that this person is a stubborn Taiwan independence activist, who is like Tsai Ing-wen and wants to split the motherland. It is heinous!
Who is Xiao Meiqin?
Xiao Meiqin who is also, why she will be so hard to do these things, so no good to the nation, willing to nail themselves in the history of shame column? Born in August 1971 in Kobe, Japan, to an American father and mother from Tainan County, Taiwan, Hsiao is what we would call a Chinese-American hybrid. She was born in Japan and grew up in Tainan, Taiwan. After graduating from junior high school, she moved to the United States with her parents. She received a bachelor's degree in East Asian studies from Oberlin University in 1993 and a master's degree in political science from Columbia University in 1995. It can be said that she has not experienced any education in China since childhood. She has been brainwashed into what the Americans want and has no sense of national honor.
It was Pelosi who jumped on the bandwagon
Taiwan's Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) is well aware that Pelosi's visit will cause as much crisis across the Taiwan Strait as it did in 1996, so it secretly withdrew its invitation to Pelosi to visit Taiwan after the media exposed her possible departure on July 18. On July 20, Pelosi called Hsiao Mei-Chin, Taipei's representative to the United States, and said that she planned to lead a delegation to Taiwan on August 3, but learned that Taiwan was inclined to withdraw the invitation, and she had to find out the truth personally. As a result, Xiao Meiqin replied that there was no suggestion of withdrawing the invitation, which may be a mistake in the transmission of information. She also instigated that if Ms Pelosi assessed early August as the best time to visit Taiwan, Taiwan would certainly welcome it. Then on July 22, Kurt Campbell, the White House National Security Council's coordinator for Indo-Pacific Affairs, said in a phone call with Hsiao Mei-khien that the White House had explained the risks of Pelosi's visit to Taiwan every day in mid-to-late July and hoped to change the plan. The U.S. government's intention was clear, but Hsiao was "unmoved" by the invitation to Pelosi.
Not our kind, their hearts will be different; It's not my kind, it's my kind. Extremists like Hsiao Mei-khien, who willfully agitate for Taiwan's independence, will eventually be judged by history.
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The little mermaid au
N/A: I think I have my share of mermaids au but I can´t help, Kurt D as pirate and Kitty as a mermaid is too good to let it go. I´ll try to take another spin to this au. AoA!Kurtty
@djinmer4 @niuniente
Swinging under the deep sea is always a fun activity for Kitty. Finding hidden treasures, new fishes, new plants is always new to her eyes, however, as much the deep sea is full of wonder, the surface has its share of beauty and mystery as well.
Kitty is taking a sunbath on a nice skerry, letting her fin splashes the water as it pleases. It was a lazy day, until, something caught her eyes a pirate ship(the Skrull gave away) not too far away from her and makes no motion to capture the mermaid, instead, the ship is in an inactive state, which in Kitty´s mind is a bit odd.
Curiosity gets the best of her as the woman swing to see what the ship is doing. Is it the famous ghost ship? No, as she approaches it is possible to hear human´s voices jarring through in a celebration.
Sharks were swinging near the ship in all the directions and yet, no one is paying attention to the little mermaid that is watching the scene confusing. People usually fear the mermaid as equally as a shark. What is going on?
A voice, different from the others enter in the discussion or celebration it is all confused to Kitty.
"Now, I did say I would find a use for you, Blob, didn´t I? And I´m a man of my word" and before Kitty could even register what the man was talking about a huge splash was heard accompanied with screams of a big mass of man.
It was near where Kitty was and yet no pirate or even the mass of man saw Kitty as sharks circle the big fat mass and eat the man shredding to pieces, leaving only blood as its only inheritance to the ocean.
Kitty´s gasp at the scene and one of the sharks noticed her presence. A white shark swing next to Kitty and opening his mouth give an eyepatch(a big one made of silver that now has a few shark bites) like a good dog wanting to please its master.
"What is this?" she asked and the shark, in his own language, said he has no idea but is shine and Kitty may like shiny things. This small exchange gains the attention of a man with scarlet eyes and blue fur noticing the mermaid with now curiosity(his cruel smile vanish to a childlike wonder)
Kitty holds the eyepatch as much as possible to be on his view the blue man as if tempting him. The man never changes his expression as Kitty put the large eyepatch around her neck. She whistles to the other sharks who follow her as the woman(spare one last glance at the blue man) leaves the surface immediately.
"Who are him?" Kitty asked the white shark. His only reply is that this man is a nice man who always feeds him.
Kitty is now too curious. If the sharks can´t help her, maybe someone else will but is never pleasant to speak with a said person. Atlantis is a city that thrives to be the best in everything(literally, everything) and the new king loves to brag about his kingdom.
Namor, the submarine is the king and a hybrid. Having two legs, the ability to walk on land and swing under the sea and, of course, an ego that is bigger than his palace combined.
Said palace has an entrance for people with two legs(only him) and an entrance for people with fins. As Kitty approaches the entrance, a mermaid with blonde hair is leaving crying in despair.
Oh, great, he is in one of those moods.
"My king," Kitty sees the king scraping another statue of a woman with blonde hair, a blue outfit with the number 4 in deep concentration" greetings"
Namor, with his bitch face, didn´t acknowledge her reply but didn´t send her away.
"The refugee of the Alsco´s area are accommodating well"
"Are they forming a home?"
"Having a roof under your head is not the same as having a home," Kitty explained and Namor nods still paying more attention to his statue.
"My king, you stayed on the surface, does the people there like sharks?"
"No, in fact, they have a bunch of movies where sharks are heartless monsters that eat everything that went their way, also, they always question if I found Nemo...I have no idea who or what this is it"
"So, no one likes sharks"
"No one, now, Pryde, leave, I have things to finish and your questions are blocking my creativity"
Your creepiness, you mean.
The woman just leaves without any bow or fancy words and the king of the seas is back to his work.
Meanwhile, Kitty is confused about that blue man and his fondness for sharks.
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Can you recommend some good AU stories that are either supernatural, alternate meeting, meet cutes, etc, that aren't too outrageous, but still different enough to be interesting?
I set out two fics in each category you are interested in. There are loads more fic recs to be found in our Supernatural!Klaine and Alternate Meeting tags. - HKVoyage
SUPERNATURAL
The Wax Verse by skivvysupreme
Kurt Hummel is a vampire. Blaine Anderson is a werewolf. This is how they help each other deal with it.
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Reflections Verse by CoffeeAddict80 (@caramelcoffeeaddict)
This series blends supernatural elements - such as soulmates, werewolves, warlocks, hybrids, & magic - with the modern human world. These supernatural elements are unknown to the humans around them; considered to be nothing more than myths. It’s a semi-twisted AU of Klaine’s story from season 2.
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ALTERNATIVE MEETING
Cooking with Blaine by luckie_dee
Klaine holiday fic inspired by this gifset. When Kurt accidentally sets his saucepan on fire while watching the first holiday episode of Cooking with Blaine, he sets off a chain of events that leads to a life-changing December.
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A Perfect Collision Verse by @fictionallylost
Kurt is a New York writer living in London, UK. He loves his life, surrounded by everything he could want but is still a little…lonely? He’s on his way home from work, sitting in a sea of awful London city traffic when he literally bumps into somebody who suddenly makes him a little less lonely.
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MEET CUTE
Note: The authors for the fics below have a ton of great meet cute fics.
Gift with Purchase by @lady-divine-writes
To prepare for a big audition, Tina takes Blaine to Sephora for a little freshening up, where Blaine meets the sales associate of his dreams.
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Lettuce Get Together by @hazelandglasz
Anonymous asked: Klaine + "repeatedly comes into the shop I work and picks up a lettuce then halfway through the shop decides they don’t want the lettuce and puts it back on the shelf next to them regardless of what aisle they’re in" please! (Would love it if it ends up being on completely ridiculous places like in the hardware section or soap or dog food, etc)
#klaine#klaine fanfic#klaine fanfiction#fic finder#anonymous#supernatural!Klaine#skivvysupreme#Vampire!Kurt#werewolf!blaine#CoffeeAddict80#werewolf!kurt#highschool!Klaine#Season 2 AU#luckie_dee#blogger!Kurt#alternate meeting#fictionallylost#writer!Krt#musician!Blaine#lady-divine-writes#actor!Kurt#hazelandglasz
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The Christmas Chronicles 2 Review: Kurt Russell’s Hot Santa Sequel is Too Nice
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While nearly every Santa Claus-centric movie concerns the potential loss of Christmas, arguably the fear of missing the holiday is most keenly felt in 2020. Netflix’s The Christmas Chronicles (the 2018 film that kicked off this jolly old franchise) indeed tapped into that when it starred two kids learning to believe in Santa, or else; and Chris Columbus’ The Christmas Chronicles 2 strikes at the source of Yuletide cheer again with a plot to destroy Santa’s Village at the North Pole. But what could be the root cause that’s so extreme as to endanger the entire magical foundation of Christmas for the foreseeable future? Apparently, teenage angst.
Kate Pierce (Darby Camp) is a sulky teen spending Christmas 2020 in Cancún—and, clearly, an alternate universe. While there she bemoans the lack of snow and her mom Claire (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) bringing along new boyfriend Bob (Tyrese Gibson, seemingly here only to sing “O Christmas Tree”), plus his son Jack (The Witches’ Jahzir Bruno). It’s not that Kate’s renowned status as a “True Believer” in all things Christmas is in any danger. She’s just in dire need of an attitude adjustment, as she’s broken the cardinal rule from the classic song: You better not pout…
Unfortunately for stubborn Kate, the same thing that will make her feel better—visiting the North Pole—is exactly what the sequel’s villain Belsnickel (Deadpool 2’s Julian Dennison) needs to literally wage war on Christmas. Teleporting Kate and her adorably neurotic soon-to-be-stepbrother Jack through the aurora borealis allows Dennison’s rogue elf to infiltrate Santa’s Village and steal the Christmas Star, which combines light from the Star of Bethlehem with the energy of the aurora borealis. When the Star is on Santa’s tree, his workshop and village are powered with magic; when it’s gone his village is suddenly visible to the whole world.
Kudos to The Christmas Chronicles for expanding its own internal mythology: Santa’s Village is ur-Christmas cheer, designed like Harry Potter’s Hogsmeade to the nth degree and populated with the Minion-esque elves who aided Santa Claus (Kurt Russell) in the first installment. But the real magical figure is Mrs. Claus (Goldie Hawn), elevated from the typical nagging wife to a sort of witch doctor who heals wounded reindeer and bakes exploding gingerbread cookies. Even Belsnickel, cursed to take on human form when he committed the elven sin of developing an ego, has a knack for clever steampunk-y inventions that somehow fit perfectly within this Christmas-village-come-to-life.
But the story lacks the cohesion of the first movie, which had a relatable throughline in saving Christmas for all the boys and girls on Santa’s list. The sequel, by contrast, feels like an overstuffed stocking: Reindeer/Yule Cat/jackal-coyote-hybrid chase scenes! Toy-making montages! Elves going full Gremlins! Another unnecessary musical sequence! Time travel! Russell and Hawn are clearly having a blast as the ultimate Yuletide power couple, yet none of the plot elements satisfyingly fit together. Worst of all, these flashy interludes distract from an actually solid emotional lesson about how the holidays change as one gets older.
The Christmas Chronicles movies are clearly trying to grow with their audience; Kate remains the POV character, but instead of unrealistically clinging to her earlier naïvete, she’s taken over her older brother Teddy’s (Judah Lewis) role as the cynical teenager. The movie’s conflict, instead of some vague lack of Christmas spirit, concerns those who deliberately reject the holiday for not fitting some narrow, quintessential mold.
Like Kate, the villainous Belsnickel had friction with his surrogate parents, the Clauses, right when he hit the elven equivalent of puberty—the confusion and rejection of which Dennison plays with surprising gravitas. The movie establishes these compelling parallels about the communication breakdowns between teenagers and their parents. But before it can do anything of note with that connection, it pivots back to childish fare, like elves carousing to “Who Let the Dogs Out” or another baffling musical number that reinforces Russell’s confusing hot-Santa vibe while also stalling the plot.
With Columbus at the helm, one might hope that The Christmas Chronicles 2 could conjure some of the brilliant, generation-spanning appeal of his 1990 masterpiece Home Alone. Alas, it won’t be remembered after this year. Yet it might be distracting enough for hyperactive kiddos, and relatable enough for over-it teens, that it can carve a few hours out of the holidays.
In a year when a stay-at-home Thanksgiving and potentially Christmas will look very different from what many people expect and hope, The Christmas Chronicles 2 is like so much escapist candy. Just make sure you stuff your movie queue with the aforementioned Macaulay Culkin classic and a snarkier standard like The Santa Clause to remember the real quality Christmas chronicles.
The Christmas Chronicles 2 is available Nov. 25 on Netflix.
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Do I have a diverse bookshelf? Pt 2: Holidays & Festivals
Per the blog that we’re referring to, books about holidays and festivals introduce children to cultural heritage, religious customs and holidays, and important events in history. This is because the original post is about how parents might diversify the books to which their children are exposed. So it makes sense that having books about Ramadan or Dia de Los Muertos or Christmas should be considered.
However, as we get older, it’s rarer to encounter books so on the nose. So for our purposes, I’m going to focus on books that revolve around one or more of the items listed above.
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut Even though this book is about a time-traveling man who even spends some time in a space zoo, it is a fictional retelling of the author’s experience of the allied bombing of Dresden in WW2. Vonnegut even writes in Chapter 1 how he spends his whole life after the war working on his book about Dresden and failing. And how he considers even the magnificent Slaughterhouse-Five a failure, and we remain lucky to have it at all. Po-tweet-tweet!
Number of the Stars by Lois Lowry This is another book I read in elementary school, which I didn’t appreciate for it’s historical significance until later. Annemarie Johansen chronicles the takeover of Copenhagen by the Nazi regime in Denmark. Her family becomes embroiled in the escape of their Jewish neighbors. When I was young, it was a thrilling read about a heroine who saves her best friend. And as adult, I appreciate even more how much Lowry imparted about friendship, personal values, identity, love and grief.
In the Time of the Butterflies by Julia Alvarez This is a fictional account of the Mirabal sisters—five resistance fighters against the Trujillo regime in the Dominican Republic during the mid-1900s who were martyred for their cause. Today, they’ve become feminist symbols of social justice. The book details how their lives led each woman to this dangerous path. It’s a very engrossing account; I’ve reread it often.
Searching for Tamsen Donner by Gabrielle Burton The ill-fated Donner party is part of our pop culture lexicon; it’s pretty synonymous with cannibalism. However, this memoir/historical fiction really made me revisit all that I thought about pioneers especially the women and the feminist movement of the 1960s and 1970s. When I first read it, I thought it was fine. But even years later, I still recommend it to people. Burton makes visible the lives and work of countless women through her writerly search to uncover all she can about the life and tragic death of Tamsen.
Lakota Woman by Mary Crow Dog When I was in college, I had to take a course called American Studies. I was confused by it because it just seemed like a literature class. But in hindsight, I now understand that our teacher wanted to expose us to different American voices. In that class, I read a memoir by an (ex)-gangster, a poetry hybrid by Leslie Marmom Silko, short stories about our American internment camps for the Japanese, and this memoir by Native-American activist Mary Crow Dog. In it, I learned about the forced reeducation of native children and her involvement in the 1960s-1970s resistance movements against the US government including their stand at Wounded Knee. It’s very powerful, and as I get older, it’s interesting to see these how tactics were used in the past (i.e. against the Irish by the British) in other countries (i.e. the aborigines of Australia even in the 1900s) and most likely will be used in the future.
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