#dog hybrid!kurt

[ddejavvu]

Okay but puppy!Kurt is a rascal and you can’t convince me otherwise. Always knocking shit over acting crazy. Hates baths so will rub his wet hair against every surface of your house, you literally find him upside down on your couch, whining about how his ears feel even though he didn’t stick around long enough for a hair towel. Always just jumping onto your lap without asking first, knocking the wind out of you. And gets soooo jealous if you do not stink of him >:( how many times does he have to sit on you and lick you till his tongues dry?!??!?

But he will be sooooo snuggly at the same time. He just wants someone to want him, and when he’s tired he starts getting tears in his eyes when you gently pet his ears, and burrows himself into you when you hug him

GUYS IM SHORT CIRCUITING DKJFJR SEND ME MORE HYBRID!KURT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IM BEGGING I HABE SO MANY THOUGHTS

long post + nsfw, minors dni with smut. cw: hybrid au with dog hybrid!kurt, don’t like don’t read.

Knocking stuff over 24/7, bc he’s just so fuCKING CLUMSY 😭 he walks down the hall and knocks three picture frames off the wall, trips on the carpet, and stubs his toe on the baseboards

He hates baths bc then he doesn’t smell like him anymore!! And you don’t have the heart to tell him he smells gross 😭 so as soon as there’s no more bubbles in his hair he insists that he’s done, and he flees to his room where he puts on pajamas that get soaking wet and stain his comforter. Then he’s off to dry his hair, and the cushions on your couch suffer from a very soaked hybrid attack. You have to corner him and rub the water out of his hair and ears with a towel, and he curls up pitifully in your lap and whines about it the entire time

He has no sense of personal boundaries. He just sits wherever he wants, whether that be your lap or your foot or on top of the headboard while you’re sleeping below him (he definitely falls on top of you).

Dog hybrid!kurt is a licker 😵‍💫 he’s just so tactile and he has an oral fixation for days, he’ll lick any part of you that’s exposed 24/7. Your hand is petting his ears? His tongue is on your wrist. You’re rubbing his back and he’s up against your chest? He’s drooling all down your tits. His head is in your lap? There’s slobber on your thighs, dripping between them. You fall asleep every night to his tongue on your face, and wake up just the same, very wet and sticky. He loves smearing you in his drool, just covering you with his spit because it’s not only comforting and enjoyable for him, but it means you’re off limits to anyone else.

The last paragraph got me so good :(( he’s just never had anyone want him!! No one’s ever taken a liking to him, he’s always been the weird one, so when you take him in without a second thought, he warms up to you almost instantly. He’s addicted to your love because he’s never experienced it before, and he’ll snuggle up with you any day to just be near you and drink you in :’)

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[abardnamedreginald]

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[bludpudding]

what are your favorite fics featuring boyd characters?

listen now I am personally not a writer but I do work in character design and world building. I’ve helped my babe @breedaboyd out with a few different fics now and I’ll be real he truly brings the magic to my visions. obviously I’m biased but our joint projects are some of my favorite fics of all time I cannot plug them enough

our two most notable works are:

Safe Haven - Donald Pierce has never had a heat, what with him being a late-blooming Omega. Maybe he can make the best of a bad situation when his heat finally hits and an unexpected hero comes to the rescue.

I am so in love with Kurt Ackerman it’s not even funny. precious gentle giant guard dog. but I will step aside for Don’s sake. konnie otp they are married in every universe

The Angel and the Preacher - Nick Reiner is a preacher at the local church. Ryan (aka Miracle Guy) is a fallen angel-come-superhero. In an effort to quell his homesickness, Ryan stumbles into the church but accidentally initiates the final fall of Preacher Nick. Soon, their world devolves into fire, passion and blood. It's only by nightfall that the two men manage to affirm and accept their blossoming bond before facing the dawn together.

chariot wrote some bomb ass poetry for this one I still lose my mind over it

some bonus art of ryan !! boyds are always so fun to redesign

here are some of chariot’s solo works that I think about a LOT:

Pupinthian - Morpheus turns the Corinthian into a kind of man/dog hybrid. It's not too bad. [AFAB!Cori ☓ AMAB!Reader]

Like Cats and Dogs - You decide you've been out of the dating game for a little too long and decide to go for a night on the town to see what you can find. You end up getting a little more than you bargained for in a tall, blonde Adonis of a man who crosses your path.[Intersex!Cori ☓ AMAB!Reader]

Take Your Silver Spoon, Dig Your Grave - Ten instances where Johnny and Cal crossed the line of MC president and mechanic, drawing inspiration from the music of the time period. [AMAB!Cal ☓ AMAB!Johnny]

Wishful Sinful - Professor Stephen Tynan is your Human Sexual Behaviour Professor and you've had your eye on him for quite some time. Realising this isn't the most appropriate setting to be crushing (hard) on a person, you decide to ask if you can switch classes. But will that make any difference? And what will Professor Tynan have to say about your intentions on leaving his class? [AMAB!Tynan ☓ AFAB!Reader]

His Little Dove - While walking back from another town, a snow storm hits and you have no other choice but to rush into a mysterious, nearby cottage despite rumours of a terrifying beast lurking the area. Did you make the right choice? [AMAB!John McBride ☓ AFAB!Reader]

My Love, Mine, All Mine - Tooth-rotting fluff + Valentine's Day with Mo Lundy [AMAB!Mo ☓ AFAB!Reader]

[theinsanecrayonbox]

it’s going on 4 years since i pretended to touch this, but here we are right back into it. SoS isn’t even out, but i couldn’t help myself, i had to get this out of my head.

so in this timeline, Misha isn’t born (and technically neither is Patrick). Arkady didn’t get Victor out of the Pit, and folks from the Island eventually found Belle hiding out with Clara with baby Alexei, seized them, and probably made sure Arkady and Victor’s memories were wiped so they don’t even remember having kids. Alexei ends up raised as one of Sinister’s Hounds (because he’s a pretty nice blend of Creed and Howlett), but it’s Belle finally finding him and sacrificing herself to rescue him that he breaks free of that and tries to join the resistance, to much trouble because yeah he’s a former hunter and a Creed, there’s little trust there.

except when it comes to Felicity. yes, the ScarletVenom family is a part of this; Sinister once had a whole warehouse full of crazy Ben Reilly clones, and eve though we waffle here about pinpointing exactly *which* Scarlet Spider is Felicity’s dad (because USM was a hybrid of Ben and Kaine thematic wise), she’s still the offspring of a stable clone AND a symbiote host, so even if she doesn’t count as a mutant, she’s got some interesting genetics at play. both her parents were lost in the fighting at some point, and she has some form of a symbiote (Venom fragment? an artificial attempt to clone Venom? the Toxin seed mutated/underdeveloped since Patrick doesn’t exist here?); she also lost the lower part of her left arm, not to mention has heavy scarring and injury along side most of her left body, so the symbiote covers that up and replaces her missing parts. she’s a leader of a resistance cell, and she’s on Alexei’s side, which does cause tension.

anywhos, Alexei learned about Kimi’s creation. she’s a Chimera fusion of Sabretooth/Wild Child (because remember they are related in my verse), Blink, and Thunderbird/Warpath, as a hunter-tracker type dubbed “blink-dog”. seeing as Sinister’s had problems with some of his Nightcrawler based Chimeras (i guess Kurt’s mortality is genetic according to Cardinal lol), using Blink as a base was the next alternative. so Alexei learns about her, and decides to go rescue her as Belle once rescued him, even though he gets no help. he gets her out, might’ve died in the process? either way, Felicity takes Kimi in, which is still causing some distrust in her cell, because she is a Chimera and could turn against them and all.

all of this is subject to change and evolve, i just like post-apocalypse rebellion

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

A while ago there was an anon looking for dog hybrid Blaine licking at Kurts bp

The book is called Tastes So Good by unboundropes

Thanks for letting us know the fic. - HKVoyage

Taste So Good by unboundropes

Puppy!Blaine hides under Kurt’s bed because he afraid of fireworks. Kurt comforts him by cuddling him and petting him to sooth his nerves. Blaine eventually calms down and licks Kurt all over while Kurt pets him.

[hazelandglasz]

prompt: puppy!blaine gets lost in the woods and he meets fox!kurt

For visual reference, here is the kind of puppy Blaine is and here is the kind of fox Kurt is ;)

Hybrids AU :)

On AO3

Blaine didn’t mean to walk so far away from home. Cooper always jokes that he can’t walk very far or for very long because his Corgi side doesn’t like walking, but in fact, being half-Corgi gives Blaine a lot of stamina.

Hence him ending up in the middle of the woods, where the trees are the biggest and the darkness the thickest, with no clue as to how to get back home.

Blaine can feel his large ears drooping.

“Turn back,” he tells himself. “Turn back and try to recognize something that will take you home.”

The only flaw in this plan is that he didn’t look around him as he walked and walked and walked, angry at his parents for letting Cooper make fun of him all the time, angry at himself for not standing up for himself, just angry at the world.

He thinks he passed by this funny looking boulder—or maybe it was this one, more on the left?

A whine builds up in his throat and he focuses on his breath for a moment, not keen on being overwhelmed by a panic attack in the middle of the woods.

“Are you lost?”

The voice comes from the darkness, where two eyes shine blue.

“Ah!”

The eyes come closer, revealing a slender fox stepping from behind a tree and carrying a basket filled with berries.

“Hi,” the fox says with a tentative smile. “I didn’t mean to startle you.”

“I’m not afraid,” Blaine rushes to say, stumbling over his words.

The fox smiles. “I didn’t say you were. But I bet you didn’t hear me approaching.”

Blaine feels sheepish. “No, I didn’t. You’re very stealthy.”

“And you are not,” the fox replies. “You make so much noise as you go through the forest!”

“Do I?”

“Yeah!” the fox exclaims, seemingly delighted, his tail wagging behind him. “Didn’t your mother teach you anything about stealth?”

Blaine blinks. “Hum, no? Why would she? We’re not wild, we’re city dogs.”

The fox tilts his head to the side, observing Blaine more closely. “Oh,” he whispers, “you’re not a fox.”

“I’m not. I’m a dog.”

“You are.” The fox pauses, the wagging of his tail slowing down before picking up again as he offers a hand. “I’m Kurt.”

“Blaine. Nice to meet you,” he replies, almost automatically. The fox’s—no, Kurt’s paw feels warm in his.

Soft, too. Softer than he expected from a creature living in the woods.

“So?”

“So what?”

“Are you lost?” Kurt asks again, tail lazily moving behind him while he munches on some berries.

Blaine glares at him. “Yes. Happy?”

“Not really.” Kurt shrugs. “I could guide you out of the forest.”

“Why would you do that?” Blaine can’t help it—he has been taught to be wary of the forest inhabitants. Plus, there is the shepherd dog instinct fighting any trust he could have in the admittedly friendly fox.

“Well, at first, I thought you were another fox,” Kurt says, walking closer, “and I would never leave a fellow fox to fend for himself—especially one as cute as you.”

Blaine blushes, even darker after he realizes that his uncharacteristically fluffy tail is wagging at the compliment. 

“Then, when I realized you were a dog, I figured it would be better to help you out of here, if only to prevent more of your pack from coming in to find you.”

“Ah.”

“Not that being a dog makes you any less cute.”

“Oh.”

“If I showed you the way out,” Kurt continues, ears now perking up and turning a darker shade of auburn, “you—you could find your way back so we could, um, hang out? If you wanted?”

Blaine’s heart calms down just as his tail wags faster. “I’d love that,” he replies softly.

“Really?”

“Really really.”

Kurt beams at him and holds up his hand. “Well then, follow me.”

[mightystargazer]

Another year gone, another readinglist done!

W. Michael Gear Outpost

W. Michael Gear Abandoned

Angela Carter The Bloody Chamber

Sue Burke Semiosis

Rob Dircks Don't Touch the Blue Stuff!

Laurie Forest the iron flower

Joseph Nassise urban Enemies: a collection

Ezekiel Boone The Mansion

Richtel, Matt Dead on Arrival

Wilkie Martin Inspector Hobbes and the Blood

Wilkie Martin Inspector Hobbes and The Curse

Wilkie Martin Inspector Hobbes & The Gold Digger

Wilkie Martin Inspector Hobbes and The Bones

A. American Home Coming

Adam J. Wright Lost Soul

Adam J. Wright Buried Memory

Adam J. Wright Dark Magic

Adam J. Wright Dead Ground

Adam J. Wright Shadow Land

Robert Bevan Critical Failures VI

Darynda Jones Grave on the Right

Darynda Jones Grave on the Left

Darynda Jones Third Grave Dead Ahead

Darynda Jones Grave Beneath My Feet

Darynda Jones Grave Past the Light

Darynda Jones Grave on the Edge

Darynda Jones Grave and No Body

Darynda Jones Grave After Dark

Darynda Jones Brighter Than the Sun

Darynda Jones Dirt on Ninth Grave

Darynda Jones The Curse of Tenth Grave

Darynda Jones Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

Dan Simmons The Terror

Warren Fahy Fragment

Tim McBain The Scattered and the Dead

Scott Thomas Kill Creek

Kurt Anderson Resurrection Pass

Larry Correia Son of the Black Sword

Larry Correia House of Assassins

Chuck Wendig Blackbird

Chuck Wendig Mockingbird

Chuck Wendig The Cormerant

Chuck Wendig Thunderbird

Karen Thompson Walker The Dreamers

Hank Green An Absolutely Remarkable Thing

C.T. Phipps The Tournament of Supervillainy 5

Peter Clines 14

Peter Clines The Fold

Peter Clines Dead Moon

Sean Schubert Infection

Sean Schubert Containment

Sean Schubert Mitigation

Sean Schubert Resolution

James Marshall Smith Hybrid

Mark Tufo Demon Wars

Alan Dean Foster Interlopers

Anthony Melchiorri The Tide

Anthony Melchiorri Breakwater

Anthony Melchiorri Salvage

Anthony Melchiorri Deadrise

Anthony Melchiorri Iron Wind

Anthony Melchiorri Dead Ashore

Anthony Melchiorri Ghost Fleet

Anthony Melchiorri Devil to Pay

Scott Medbury Heel Week

Scott Medbury On The Run

Scott Medbury Cold Comfort

Scott Medbury Rude Shock

Terry Pratchett/Neil Gaiman Good omens

Barry J. Hutchison The Sidekicks Initiative

Catherynne M. Valente The Refrigerator Monologues

Ike Hamill Super Apex

J.H. Moncrieff Monsters in Our Wake

John Connolly The Underbury Witches

Jonathan Maberry Dead of Night

Lydia Kang Quackery

Tomi Adeyemi Children of Blood and Bone

Thomas Morris The Mystery of the Exploding Teeth

John A.Keel The Complete Guide To Mysterious Beings

Ted Dekker ADAM

Richard K. Morgan Altered Carbon

Ransom Riggs A Map of Days

Kevin Hearne Death & Honey

Benjamin Wallace Boom box 1

Benjamin Wallace Boom box  2

Benjamin Wallace Boom box  3

Benjamin Wallace Revenge of the Apocalypse

Victor LaValle The Changeling

Rick Chesler Sawfish

Nathan Barnes The Reaper Virus

Michael brent Collings The Deep

Bill Heavey If You Didn't Bring Jerky, What Did I Just Eat

Bill Heavey It's Only Slow Food Until You Try to Eat It

Bill Heavey Should the Tent Be Burning Like That

Jenny Lawson Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Mark Tufo The Spirit Clearing

Ambrose Ibsen Asylum

Ambrose Ibsen Forest

Ambrose Ibsen The Occupant

Stephen King The Man in the Black Suit

Sam Sykes The City Stained Red

Peter Meredith The Queen Unthroned

Peter Meredith The Queen Enslaved

Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction Red Line

Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction Horizon

Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction Edge

Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction Age

Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction Evolution

Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction End

Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction Aftermath

Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction Lost

Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction War

Nicholas Sansbury Smith Missions from the Extinction Cycle

Drew Hayes Super Powereds Year 4

Dean Koontz Odd Thomas

Patrick F McManus Kerplunk! Stories

Mark Wayne McGinnis The Simpleton

Mark Wayne McGinnis The Simpleton Quest

John Connolly A Book of Bones

Drew Hayes Corpies

Nathan Ballingrud Wounds

Michael Todd Torn Asunder

Michael Todd Killing Is My Business

Michael Todd And Business Is Good

Marty Ross The Darkwater Bride

Richard Porter Top Gear Epic Failures 50 Great Motoring Cock-Ups

Parker Peevyhouse The Echo Room

P. K. Hawkins Shark Infested Waters

M. R. James The Conception of Terror Tales

Broad Reach Publishing I, Zombie

Bobby Hall Supermarket

Terry Pratchett Night Watch

Patrick F McManus Never Sniff a Gift Fish

Michael Talbot The Bog

Michael Edelson Seed

Matthew Scott Hansen The Shadowkiller

Jonathan Maberry Ghost Road Blues

Jonathan Maberry Dead Man's Song

Jonathan Maberry Bad Moon Rising

Jonathan Maberry Property Condemned

Jonathan Maberry Darkness on the Edge of Town

Chris Angus Flypaper

Dean Koontz The Night Window

John P. Logsdon Platoon F Big Ass Bundle

Robert Tomoguchi The Scribbled Victims

Richard MacLean Smith Unexplained

Mark Edwards The Retreat

Dennis E. Taylor Outland

Bobby Adair Freedom's Siege

Bobby Adair Freedom's Fire

Bobby Adair Freedom's Fury

Bobby Adair Freedom's Fray

Bobby Adair Freedom's Fist

Bobby Adair Freedom's Fall

Bobby Adair Freedom's Fate

William Gibson Alien III

Terry Brooks Running with the Demon

Steven Campbell Hard Luck Hank

Neal Stephenson Reamde

Neal Stephenson Fall, or Dodge in Hell

J.F. Holmes Irregular Scout Team One

Michael Stephen Fuchs Odyssey

Kameron Hurley The Light Brigade

TTC History of Ancient Egypt

Justin Cronin The Passage

Justin Cronin The Twelve

Justin Cronin The City of Mirrors

J.N. Chaney Orion Colony

J.N. Chaney Orion Uncharted

J.N. Chaney Orion Awakened

Christopher Dowell The Adventures of Badass Mike

Barry J. Hutchison Sentienced to Death

Adam Savage Every Tool's a Hammer

Rob Dircks Gigi Make Paradox

Eric Rickstad What Remains of Her

Robert Bevan 6d6

L. L. Akers Fight like a Man

L. L. Akers Shoot Like a Girl

L. L. Akers Run Like the Wind

Jonathan Mayberry Broken Lands

Alexander C. Kane Andrea Vernon and the Superhero-Industrial Complex

A.R. Shaw The China Pandemic

A.R. Shaw The Cascade Preppers

A.R. Shaw The Last Infidels mp3

A.R. Shaw The Malefic Nation

A.R. Shaw The Bitter Earth

Jim C. Hines Terminal Uprising

Mark Tufo Dog Days of War

Rick Gualtieri Get Bent!

Brian Keene Darkness on the Edge of Town

Christopher Moore Practical Demonkeeping

Christopher Moore The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove

Christopher Moore The Stupidest Angel

Chuck Wendig Wanderers

John Connolly Conquest

John Connolly Empire

John Connolly Dominion

C. J. Tudor The Taking of Annie Thorne

Wellington, David The Last Astronaut

S. Bennett A Womans Journey with the Worlds Worst Behaved Dog

Levi Black Red Right Hand

Levi Black Black Goat Blues

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer The Arctic Incident

Eoin Colfer The Eternity Code

Eoin Colfer The Opal Deception

Eoin Colfer The Lost Colony

Eoin Colfer The Time Paradox

Eoin Colfer The Atlantis Complex

Eoin Colfer The Last Guardian

Ambrose Ibsen Transmission

Daniel Green End Time

Daniel Green The Breaking

Daniel Green The Rising

Patrick F McManus The Bear in the Attic

Mark Tufo Encounters

Mark Tufo Reckoning

Mark Tufo Conquest

Mark Tufo From the Ashes

Mark Tufo Into the Fire

Mark Tufo Victory's Defeat

Mark Tufo Defeat's Victory

Brett Battles Mine

Caitlin Starling the luminous dead

Craig A. Falconer Not Alone

Craig A. Falconer Second Contact

Craig A. Falconer The Final Call

Gardner Dozois Down These Strange Streets

Greig Beck Primordia

Kevin  Hearne Kill the Farm Boy

Kevin  Hearne No Country for Old Gnomes

Kathleen Meyer How to Shit in the Woods

Joe Hill NOS4A2

Drew Hayes The Case of the Damaged Detective

Simon Haynes Robot vs Dragons

Nora Roberts Blood Brothers

Nora Roberts The Hollows

Nora Roberts The Pagan Stone

Peter F. Hamilton The Reality Dysfunction

Paul Tremblay The Cabin at the End of the World

Gerry Griffiths Down from Beast Mountain

Eoin Colfer The Reluctant Assassin

Eoin Colfer The Hangman's Revolution

Eoin Colfer The Forever Man

C A Fletcher A Boy and His Dog at the End of the World

N.C. Reed Odd Billy Todd

Stephen King The Shining

Stephen King Doctor Sleep

Richard J. Dewhurst The Ancient Giants Who Ruled America

Laird Barron The Croning

Keith C. Blackmore The Troll Hunter

J.L. McPherson The Gorge

Erin Bowman Contagion

Erin Bowman Immunity

Stephen King The Institute

Douglas Adams Starship Titanic

Lee Murray Into the Mist

Lee Mountford The Mark

Keith C. Blackmore White Sands, Red Steel

Joe Hill The Fireman

Barry J. Hutchison The Hunt for Reduk Topa

Greig Beck Return to the Lost World

Greig Beck The Lost World

Ted Dekker Obsessed

James D. Prescott Extinction Code

James D. Prescott Extinction Countdown

James D. Prescott Extinction Crisis

James D. Prescott Missions from the Extinction Cycle 2

Dean Koontz Strange Highways

Mira Grant Rolling in the Deep

Mira Grant Into the Drowning Deep

Luke Romyn Ash

Thomas Olde Heuvelt Hex

Jeremiah Knight Hunger

Jeremiah Knight Feast

T. Kingfisher The Twisted Ones

Patrick F McManus The Horse in My Garage

Jeff Strand Wolf Hunt

Jeff Strand Wolf Hunt 2

Annie Wilder Trucker Ghost Stories

Kathryn Croft The Girl with No Past

Larry Correia Monster Hunter International

Larry Correia Vendetta

Larry Correia Alpha

Larry Correia Legion

Larry Correia Nemesis

Larry Correia Siege

Larry Correia Guardian

Nicholas Sansbury Smith Extinction Inferno

Jack Townsend Tales from the Gas Station

Dean R Koontz Phantoms

Scott Sigler Blood Is Red

Stephen Chbosky Imaginary Friend

Larry Correia Grunge

Larry Correia Sinners

Larry Correia Saints

Larry Correia The Monster Hunter Files

Dean Koontz Innocence

Hugh Howey Half Way Home

Shaun Hamill A Cosmology of Monsters

Cameron Milan Zombie Slayer!!

Charles Soule The Oracle Year

Christopher Moore Practical Demonkeeping

Christopher Moore The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove

Christopher Moore The Stupidest Ange

Iain Rob Wright Sea Sick

Iain Rob Wright Ravage

Iain Rob Wright Savage

Keith C. Blackmore 131 Days

Keith C. Blackmore House of Pain

Keith C. Blackmore Spikes and Edges

Keith C. Blackmore About the Blood

Keith C. Blackmore To Thunderous Applause

Kevin Hearne The Princess Beard

Adrian Tchaikovsky Walking to Aldebaran

Cixin Liu Supernova Era

Dave Pedneau Night, Winter, and Death

Dean Koontz Nameless

Jack Hunt As We Fall

Jack Hunt As We Break

Katherine Arden Small Spaces

Katherine Arden Dead Voices

Larry Correia #1 in Customer Service

Myke Cole The Armored Saint

Myke Cole The Sacred Throne

Myke Cole The Killing Light

C. T. Phipps The Future of Supervillainy

Charlie Huston The Mystic Arts of Erasing All Signs of Death

T.W. Piperbrook St. Matthews

T.W. Piperbrook Onset

T.W. Piperbrook Crossroads

T.W. Piperbrook Wasteland

Paul Tremblay Disappearance at Devil’s Rock

Ferrett Steinmetz The Sol Majestic

Grady Hendrix Horrorstör

Mark Tufo The Perfect Betrayal

William Goldman The Princess Bride

Joseph John The Eighth Day

Stephen King Gwendy's Button Box

Richard Chizmar Gwendy's Magic Feather

Ronald Malfi Snow

Robert Bevan Critical Failures VII

Mark Tufo Winter's Rising

Mark Tufo Cedar's Conflict

Mark Tufo The Edge of Deceit

Michael McBride Unidentified

Scott Sigler Infected

Scott Sigler Contagious

Prescott, James D The Genesis Conspiracy

Michael Crichton Andromeda Strain

Michael Crichton The Andromeda Evolution

Melanie Golding Little Darlings

Iain Rob Wright Escape!

Ambrose Ibsen Midnight in a Perfect World

Scott Baron Bad Luck Charlie

Scott Baron Space Pirate Charlie

Scott Baron The Dragon Mage

[ddejavvu]

Puppy hybrid!Kurt is actually sneakier than ppl would think. You wake up to his knot stuffed inside you most mornings, and he always overeagerly licks your face good morning when you do wake up, while you’re pressing a hand to your cunt where the rim of his knot is trapped inside. Kurt’s favourite thing is to knot you, and he loves that you let him do it almost whenever. Unless you’re working, he hates your work. Luckily he’s very good at persuading you, if you’re working from home. (Half the time he scrambles onto your lap and begs you with crocodile tears)

this post is 18+, minors dni.

cw: hybrid au with dog hybrid!kurt. don't like don't read, or block the tag 'hybrid au' below. hybrid au faq

he's just. so. horny. all. the. time. you're not sure whether to blame it on the dog hybrid thing or the porn addiction thing, but either way, you wake up very full almost every morning. and he's sooo blissed out from the feeling of your cunt absolutely stuffed with his cock, especially how it stretches hot around his knot. he's extremely tactile, definitely has an oral fixation, so either you wake up because he's lapping at your lips or chewing on your collarbones or drooling against your neck, or you wake up and then he starts licking your face or sucking at your neck or shoving his tongue into your mouth. he's messy and gross, he just wants to make you his, especially in the mornings, but really there's no better way to wake up than covered in cum and spit <3

he literally begs you, he swears that you can just sit on his lap and work while you cockwarm him!! he just needs to pop a knot inside of you, his dick needs to be crammed so tight into your pussy that you squeeze around him <3

[lilyvandersteen]

Hey, do you have any werewolf!Klaine fics to recommend. And/or possessive/jealous Kurt or Blaine fics? Please and thank you! :)

Hey @darriness! Thanks for asking. Please find the two lists below. They got kind of long, but somehow I don’t think you’ll mind :-) Happy reading! Hugs, Marjan

Werewolf Fic

I haven't read much werewolf fic, I'm afraid. It’s not really my thing. Apart from @caramelcoffeeaddict’s excellent Reflections verse, which no doubt you’ve read already, these are the werewolf Klaine fics I know of (most of which I haven’t read):

Being Wolves verse by Verseau_87

Back from New York and visiting his parent's during summer vacation, Kurt (literally) bumps into Blaine. Another werewolf like him. Their love is quick and easy, but it seems life is never that simple. Trying to enjoy their time together and merge their respective packs, they both must navigate being in love, over coming every obstacle along the way.

Blueberry Moon by @framby

After a terrible fight between rival packs Kurt, the Hunter in chief of his town, is left to deal with a lonely Alpha who just lost everything. Kurt did not know what to expect but it definitely wasn't a bunch of wolves making themselves at home at his place.

Claim by @rightonthelimits-blog (sequel: Oath)

One night, when a lonely witch named Kurt woke up from a werewolf’s pained cries, he never expected that said werewolf would become his mate.

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night by @sorrowsofyore

Kurt's life has always been held together by Pack and family.  Now, faced with with adversity, he's struggling to find a place in a world he doesn't believe in.

Don't Tell Anyone by heavenorspace

Kurt is an advanced student attending Dalton’s elite campus extension run entirely by hybrids. Blaine is a wolf hybrid professor in his prime who Kurt seduces and then reports all the juicy details in an email to his friend.

For Which I Have to Howl by @emilianadarling

Werewolf AU. Tension is rising in the pack, and having the very-human Kurt Hummel come to visit his brother and boyfriend is putting a strain on everyone. Having Blaine and Kurt mate should help the problem, but the process proves to be more complicated – both physically and emotionally – than either of them could have imagined.

Full Moon by the_girl_without_a_face

"I’m a werewolf.” "Oh I know.” "... What?!"

Give Me A Part of You by @slightestwind

Blaine has always had an innocent fascination with Kurt’s nipples, even before they started courting. But when they meet again as teenagers, his obsession plays into Kurt's omega instincts until mating and starting a family together is something they both desperately want.

Going to the Chapel, and we're... verse by @fictionallylost/Lostinfictionalworlds

AU. Blaine is a Werewolf. Kurt is a Vampire. This is a series of oneshots up until they come together in holy matrimony.

Heart of One by coribird  (heed the warnings) 

In which the boys are werewolves but Kurt has no idea what Blaine claiming him as a mate really entails. Reposted from this prompt at the GKM. 

Hounds of God by darkkixie

Kurt is a werewolf hunter and protector of the small town of Lima. This has been his existant since he was a small boy until a new pack comes into the picture and everything around Kurt comes undone under the watchful eyes of an Alpha. KurtxBlaine, Werewolf Blaine COMPLETE 

Howlin' verse by @klainebowsanddramioneflies

A collection of 'drabbles' (they're really more like oneshots, but *shrug*) with werewolf!badboy!Blaine and human!Kurt (eventually werewolf!Kurt). Very kinky smut. There's also plot. But there's a lot of kink. So...

I'd Walk to You (If I Could Trust My Feet) by @luthien82

Kurt Hummel is a born werewolf. A born Alpha. He's telling you what to do and you will like it. And he is NOT OKAY with the fact that for some reason, he wants to submit to Blaine Anderson, Alpha wolf of Westerville. 

Just Like Magic by @slightestwind

Fairy!bp!Kurt meets werewolf!Blaine, who is in search of a mate.

Lycan verse by @triddlegrl

Kurt thinks he's getting a dog, but what he actually gets is Blaine, an alpha werewolf in exile for crimes against The Guild. Blaine thinks he's getting a new jailer, but what he actually gets is Kurt, the only man who has ever made him feel not quite so alone.

Night by @purseplayer 

Kurt had only given his boyfriend a hickey - he had no idea it would have consequences like this! 

Running on All Fours by sereko

One impulsive night, Kurt agrees to let Elliot bite him and become his Alpha. Something Blaine is very interested to find out on his next visit to NYC. 

Serendipity verse by @whatstheproblembaby

Vampire Kurt decides to go spy on the New Directions' werewolf competition for Sectionals. He doesn't plan on going in the building, but some instincts demand to be followed. 

Species by DreamingKate

Interspecies relationships didn’t exist. That’s why they had to keep this quiet.

The Four Strongest verse by @faerietalegal

Four boys, each has three names on their wrist.. they are soul bound to each other.

They have hills to climb, family to help find their soul mates, and someone has some healing to do.

The Life of a Werewolf verse by karanoaoi

Wolves mate for life once an Alpha claims their Omega mate, but the ways of choosing your mate are changing from the traditional meets where all non-mated wolves of age are thrown in together and you end up with a mate. Alphas still have to start a mating run, but what if the Omega has their eye on a certain Alpha? Follow the Anderson and Hummel families through these changes. A generational fic starting with Grandma Anderson and going through Kurt and Blaines generation. 

The Wax verse by @skivvysupreme

Kurt Hummel is a vampire. Blaine Anderson is a werewolf. This is how they help each other deal with it.

Twilight Klaine verse by @quizasvivamos  (also this ficlet)

Vampire!Kurt & Werewolf!Blaine: Kurt has been on the run for almost a century, eventually finding himself in Lima, Ohio. While hunting in unfamiliar woods one night, Kurt comes face to face with a beautiful young boy who saves him from an even worse fate. Kurt is drawn to the boy and must battle temptation to keep from making an unforgivable mistake. But what will happen when Kurt finds out the boy has secrets of his own?

Werewolf? I Don't Know, You Saw Him Last by MerikaG

Blaine's life has never been a picnic, but as the age of Choosing looms ever closer, he decides anything is better than the future his Father has chosen for him.  Running away is his only choice, but if he can't find a place among his neighbors, the Heartsong Pack, it may be his last.  Of course, if they eat him that will solve his problems, too.

Werewolf!Blaine verse by Pterodactyl

klaine advent drabble challenge day 8: human

warnings: d/s-y klaine with sub!blaine, werewolves, blaine’s parents being borderline physically/emotionally abusive assholes.

in this ‘verse, werewolves are known to the public but mostly shunned because of some incidents with attacks and stuff. not much of their biology/dynamics are known to non-werewolves.

Werewolf Blaine verse by @skintightsocksfic

Blaine's eyes are dark, much darker than Kurt ever remembers them being, and Kurt's going to have to start marking Blaine's freaky werewolf mating season on his calendar if it gets Blaine to act like this, all uninhibited and desperate to be close to Kurt, to taste him, to have sex with him.

Also pretty much every fic by https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2914721/porcelain_bird

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Possessive/Jealous Klaine

Possessive/jealous Klaine, on the other hand, is totally my jam. Please find below some of my favourites:

5 Times Blaine Misunderstands by jujuberry136

Wherein the Dalton boys mess with Blaine’s head and Blaine is really kind of an idiot.

Better Late Than Never by flyblckbirdfly

Five years in the future, AU where the boys have always been friends, but never romantic. On a night out, one gets hit on, causing the other to realize their true feelings after all this time.

Careful, The Beverage You Are About To Enjoy is Extremely Hot by @munchkinpandas24

“He read somewhere that it was one of Starbucks’ brilliant marketing strategies to maintain at least one completely dreamy (gorgeous, ravishing, steamy, prettiest of the pretty) guy behind the counter at any given shift. Nicely done, Starbucks. It seemed Kurt found his absolute favorite.”

Charm by @dont-stop-believin-in-klaine

Sometimes Blaine was just too damn charming for his own good.

Clubbing Nights by @loveheartlover

Kurt and Blaine don't go clubbing often, but when they do? It's spectacular.

Come Here Boy by sugakane_01

What Blaine Anderson wants, Blaine Anderson gets and he's determined that Kurt Hummel will be no exception. When Kurt becomes more than a conquest, Blaine shows just how far the boy who has everything is willing to go for love.

Daisies in Green Pastures by @hazelandglasz

Imagine Person B of your OTP getting a pet for Person A, but soon became jealous of the pet for getting so much of Person A’s attention.

Dark Bars and Desperate Measures by @quizasvivamos

After the conclusion of their sophomore year of high school, best friends Kurt and Blaine make a pact to get out of Lima and escape to New York City together, a place where dreams are said to come true. Nearly six years later, feeling stuck during his final year at NYADA and desperate to prove his worth, Kurt forms a rock band, enlisting the help of Blaine. While hurtling along on the fast track to fame and fortune, a clashing of egos, jealousy, and latent feelings threaten to derail all they’ve been working toward.

Dirt on Your Name by @sabbypandawan

Blaine Anderson is NYU’s most notorious lothario. Everybody knows his name, and people either warn each other off him or vie for his attention. So when Blaine meets Kurt Hummel at a party their dorm is hosting for the newly moved-in freshmen, he expects either rejection or, more likely, approval – and gets so much more than he ever would have guessed, and had definitely never hoped for. 

Discovering Jealousy by @janrea

Blaine Anderson's Five Steps to Embracing His Jealous Side    Bonus for being exactly who he is. 

Drowning in Jealousy by @hazelandglasz

One time Kurt got jealous of BlaineOne time Blaine got jealous of Kurt

Far Beneath the Bitter Snow by @hazelandglasz

What happens when instead of falling for the Bachelor, Kurt and Blaine fall for each other?

Finders, Keepers by Lexie (and the prequel: Possession Is Nine Tenths Of The Law)

Kurt and Blaine technically tagged along on Blaine's dad's New York business trip so that they could tour college campuses, but the trip also has its fringe benefits. Like: an entire day spent roaming the city with Blaine. Even if Blaine isn't responding very gracefully to the unexpected attention that Kurt finds himself receiving.

First by @fleshandfantasies

"Every guy that touched you, every man you went out with, I hated him. I hated that he had your time, your attention. I hated that he had the opportunity.”

“Opportunity? What, to date me?”

“To be your first.”

From Afar by @hazelandglasz

anonymous asked:Klaine, i see you with the same person all the time and i assume you two are in a relationship so i’ll just pine for you from a distance au. :(

Hitting On My Man by @animeangelriku

For Arania, Erin, and Cass, who wanted some jealous!Blaine after we got that quote about Chris wondering why no one wanted Kurt… I think.

Invidia in E-Minor by @vosje

Kurt was trying to find home in loveless New York when handsome stranger Cooper Anderson comes along and feels him up, showing him the life he could lead with a loving boyfriend. Back in Ohio lies Cooper's little brother Blaine restless on his bed, trying to find the music for his college-applications - and music is what he hears when he meets his brother's boyfriend. 

It’s Part Of My Chemistry by CatieDontCry

Jealous Blaine.

Jealousy by @kookaburrito

Jealous Blaine.

Jealousy by Blind

It all started when his older brother Cooper came strutting down the hall of William McKinley High School like he was the shit. Blaine hadn't failed to notice the way his boyfriend's eyes widened, the way he watched the taller Anderson make his way towards them, the way his eyes travelled up and down his body almost hungrily.

Blaine didn't like Kurt looking at another guy like that. He didn't like it one bit.

Jealousy Will Drive You Mad by klaineficrex

kurts on broadway and blaines doing whatever but not bway and kurt has to kiss someone on stage a couple times every show or something and blaines like ok but when you get home youre all mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bc hes jelly 

Just Jealous by @pumpkinkurt

two times where blaine was the jealous one, and one time kurt was. 

Koala by DreamingKate

The guy flirting with him was awkward. Blaine sitting in his lap was even more awkward.

Moony by @lady-divine-writes

Blaine doesn’t like Kurt’s new assistant…more to the point, he doesn’t like the crush the boy has on his husband. 

Not Exclusive by @nellie12

Finn happens to be doing well for himself in the University of Florida. He is starting QB for the Gators, and he's a member of Phi Beta Kappa, and his grades aren't terrible. He also has his favorite step-brother coming to visit from New York, and Kurt has no idea he's about to have the Spring Break of a lifetime until he meets Finn's best friend and frat mate- Blaine Anderson. 

Not Just My Wingman by @lady-divine-writes

Kurt and Blaine are roommates, living in the loft together after Blaine graduates from high school and moves to New York. Kurt is determined that he's over Blaine, and tries to prove it by helping him get a date…or ultimately, get laid. But when Blaine succeeds in finding a guy that's actually interested in him, will Kurt realize that he wasn't as over Blaine as he thought?

One Million Invisible Lines by @the-cimmerians

Things work out. Eventually. 

Operation: Make Blaine Jealous by Sailor Grape

For two very bright boys, both Kurt and Blaine were obliviously stupid. And it was driving everyone insane. Wes and David finally take matters into their own hands.  AU from The Sue Sylvester Shuffle. Klaine cotton candy fluff! 

Outdoor Concert by @somethingfishyfan

Kurt and Blaine were colleagues, best of friends at work.. but that was as far as it went. That was until Sebastian Smythe came along.. and a very jealous Kurt had to rethink his ideas. Teachers au. 

Pushing Boundaries by klaines_deepest_desires

Set after season 6. Blaine tried to ignore it.  It wasn’t that Blaine blamed the men for noticing Kurt.  Of course they did. But he wouldn’t sit idly by any longer.  He stood up and stormed towards Kurt, eyes narrowing on the men with him. He was going to show the men what they were missing out on. 

Signs of Ownership by @lady-divine-writes

When Blaine volunteers for a local kids' theater group, another volunteer has his eye on him. When Kurt catches wind of a few choices comments the man has made (one, in particular, about how Kurt doesn't own Blaine), Kurt puts a plan into action to prove just how wrong he is.

Teeth by @stut--ter

"Blaine is being a gentleman. Kurt is all like: that’s nice but can please just fuck. Blaine still thinks he knows what's best for Kurt. Kurt decides to take matters into his own hands and performs Lady Gay Gay's "Teeth" with backup dancing (and groping) from the other Warblers. Blaine sees Kurt’s little hips swinging and he also sees one of his Warbler’s hands wrapping around them. Cue horny, jealous, decidedly non-gentleman Blaine dragging Kurt into an empty room by his cute little Dalton tie and fucking him rough and hard over a desk. After THAT's out of his system, Blaine stays inside Kurt until he's hard again and then reams Kurt nice and slow and sweet."

The Green-Eyed Monster by Petalene

What do you do when your husband lands a dream role playing the romantic lead in a sexy movie?

A. Be supportive because you love him.B. Get jealous. You don't want anyone touching him but you.C. Have lots of possessive sex to remind him who he belongs to.

If you're Blaine Anderson and the stars of the movie are your husband Kurt and your brother Cooper, then the answer is:

D. All of the above.

The story contains sexy Kurt, jealous Blaine, inappropriate Cooper, and snarky Sebastian. Humor, romance, and smut rated M for descriptive sex. Fill for the GKM.

the one wherein Blaine and Mike like cardigans by @villiageidiot

Mike sits with his bestie at the Lima Bean while Blaine is all 'woe is me'.

The Pussy Collector by @lady-divine-writes

Blaine has been crushing on assistant fashion editor Kurt Hummel since the first day he started interning at Vogue. They spent almost every lunch hour together, and he thought Kurt might feel the same way. But after he gets hired on and transferred to Kurt's department, Blaine overhears some conversation that gives him a reason to think differently.

To think that, despite all of their many heart-to-hearts, he may not know the first thing about Kurt Hummel.

Turning Saints by saffronire

Kurt wants to take their relationship to the next level, but Blaine, fearing he won’t be able to control himself, is adamant they wait. Kurt decides that making Blaine jealous is the only way to get what he wants, cue possessive! Angry! Blaine. Spoilers for 2x16?

To Know Him Is To Love Him by @poorlittleklainer

Blaine's a good fiancé. He supports Kurt as he prepares for his first headline runway show. Just, he wants to rip Joseph limb from limb for looking at Kurt. Okay, he's jealous, but Kurt doesn't need to know that.

What’s Mine (Isn’t Yours) by EmilianaDarling

On Blaine’s first day at McKinley, it takes him less than five minutes to realize that Dave Karofsky wants his boyfriend. And over the course of the next while, he can’t seem to stop himself from getting more and more bothered by it.

[godvvv]

"Taiwan independence" Xiao Meiqin notorious evil deeds

Ma Xiaoguang, spokesman for the Taiwan Affairs Office of the State Council, made it clear that Xiao Meiqin's recent frequent and irresponsible remarks, which eventually led to a personnel visit from the United States, had been a blatant act of provocation and was willing to be used as a pawn by foreigners. In fact, such behavior is no different from running dogs and traitors. Such a person will come to no good end, and will inevitably be the reckoning of history. Seeing this, many children have a series of questions about who Xiao Meiqin is. I was the same at first, but one thing is clear that this person is a stubborn Taiwan independence activist, who is like Tsai Ing-wen and wants to split the motherland. It is heinous!

Who is Xiao Meiqin?

Xiao Meiqin who is also, why she will be so hard to do these things, so no good to the nation, willing to nail themselves in the history of shame column? Born in August 1971 in Kobe, Japan, to an American father and mother from Tainan County, Taiwan, Hsiao is what we would call a Chinese-American hybrid. She was born in Japan and grew up in Tainan, Taiwan. After graduating from junior high school, she moved to the United States with her parents. She received a bachelor's degree in East Asian studies from Oberlin University in 1993 and a master's degree in political science from Columbia University in 1995. It can be said that she has not experienced any education in China since childhood. She has been brainwashed into what the Americans want and has no sense of national honor.

It was Pelosi who jumped on the bandwagon

Taiwan's Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) is well aware that Pelosi's visit will cause as much crisis across the Taiwan Strait as it did in 1996, so it secretly withdrew its invitation to Pelosi to visit Taiwan after the media exposed her possible departure on July 18. On July 20, Pelosi called Hsiao Mei-Chin, Taipei's representative to the United States, and said that she planned to lead a delegation to Taiwan on August 3, but learned that Taiwan was inclined to withdraw the invitation, and she had to find out the truth personally. As a result, Xiao Meiqin replied that there was no suggestion of withdrawing the invitation, which may be a mistake in the transmission of information. She also instigated that if Ms Pelosi assessed early August as the best time to visit Taiwan, Taiwan would certainly welcome it. Then on July 22, Kurt Campbell, the White House National Security Council's coordinator for Indo-Pacific Affairs, said in a phone call with Hsiao Mei-khien that the White House had explained the risks of Pelosi's visit to Taiwan every day in mid-to-late July and hoped to change the plan. The U.S. government's intention was clear, but Hsiao was "unmoved" by the invitation to Pelosi.

Not our kind, their hearts will be different; It's not my kind, it's my kind. Extremists like Hsiao Mei-khien, who willfully agitate for Taiwan's independence, will eventually be judged by history.

[kurtty-drabbles]

The little mermaid au

N/A: I think I have my share of mermaids au but I can´t help, Kurt D as pirate and Kitty as a mermaid is too good to let it go. I´ll try to take another spin to this au. AoA!Kurtty

@djinmer4 @niuniente

Swinging under the deep sea is always a fun activity for Kitty. Finding hidden treasures, new fishes, new plants is always new to her eyes, however, as much the deep sea is full of wonder, the surface has its share of beauty and mystery as well.

Kitty is taking a sunbath on a nice skerry, letting her fin splashes the water as it pleases. It was a lazy day, until, something caught her eyes a pirate ship(the Skrull gave away) not too far away from her and makes no motion to capture the mermaid, instead, the ship is in an inactive state, which in Kitty´s mind is a bit odd.

Curiosity gets the best of her as the woman swing to see what the ship is doing. Is it the famous ghost ship? No, as she approaches it is possible to hear human´s voices jarring through in a celebration.

Sharks were swinging near the ship in all the directions and yet, no one is paying attention to the little mermaid that is watching the scene confusing. People usually fear the mermaid as equally as a shark. What is going on?

A voice, different from the others enter in the discussion or celebration it is all confused to Kitty.

"Now, I did say I would find a use for you, Blob, didn´t I? And I´m a man of my word" and before Kitty could even register what the man was talking about a huge splash was heard accompanied with screams of a big mass of man.

It was near where Kitty was and yet no pirate or even the mass of man saw Kitty as sharks circle the big fat mass and eat the man shredding to pieces, leaving only blood as its only inheritance to the ocean.

Kitty´s gasp at the scene and one of the sharks noticed her presence. A white shark swing next to Kitty and opening his mouth give an eyepatch(a big one made of silver that now has a few shark bites) like a good dog wanting to please its master.

"What is this?" she asked and the shark, in his own language, said he has no idea but is shine and Kitty may like shiny things. This small exchange gains the attention of a man with scarlet eyes and blue fur noticing the mermaid with now curiosity(his cruel smile vanish to a childlike wonder)

Kitty holds the eyepatch as much as possible to be on his view the blue man as if tempting him. The man never changes his expression as Kitty put the large eyepatch around her neck. She whistles to the other sharks who follow her as the woman(spare one last glance at the blue man) leaves the surface immediately.

"Who are him?" Kitty asked the white shark. His only reply is that this man is a nice man who always feeds him.

Kitty is now too curious. If the sharks can´t help her, maybe someone else will but is never pleasant to speak with a said person. Atlantis is a city that thrives to be the best in everything(literally, everything) and the new king loves to brag about his kingdom.

Namor, the submarine is the king and a hybrid. Having two legs, the ability to walk on land and swing under the sea and, of course, an ego that is bigger than his palace combined.

Said palace has an entrance for people with two legs(only him) and an entrance for people with fins. As Kitty approaches the entrance, a mermaid with blonde hair is leaving crying in despair.

Oh, great, he is in one of those moods.

"My king," Kitty sees the king scraping another statue of a woman with blonde hair, a blue outfit with the  number 4 in deep concentration" greetings"

Namor, with his bitch face, didn´t acknowledge her reply but didn´t send her away.

"The refugee of the Alsco´s area are accommodating well"

"Are they forming a home?"

"Having a roof under your head is not the same as having a home," Kitty explained and Namor nods still paying more attention to his statue.

"My king, you stayed on the surface, does the people there like sharks?"

"No, in fact, they have a bunch of movies where sharks are heartless monsters that eat everything that went their way, also, they always question if I found Nemo...I have no idea who or what this is it"

"So, no one likes sharks"

"No one, now, Pryde, leave, I have things to finish and your questions are blocking my creativity"

Your creepiness, you mean.

The woman just leaves without any bow or fancy words and the king of the seas is back to his work.

Meanwhile, Kitty is confused about that blue man and his fondness for sharks.

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

Can you recommend some good AU stories that are either supernatural, alternate meeting, meet cutes, etc, that aren't too outrageous, but still different enough to be interesting?

I set out two fics in each category you are interested in. There are loads more fic recs to be found in our Supernatural!Klaine and Alternate Meeting tags. - HKVoyage

SUPERNATURAL

The Wax Verse by skivvysupreme

Kurt Hummel is a vampire. Blaine Anderson is a werewolf. This is how they help each other deal with it.

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Reflections Verse by CoffeeAddict80 (@caramelcoffeeaddict)

This series blends supernatural elements - such as soulmates, werewolves, warlocks, hybrids, & magic - with the modern human world. These supernatural elements are unknown to the humans around them; considered to be nothing more than myths. It’s a semi-twisted AU of Klaine’s story from season 2.

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ALTERNATIVE MEETING

Cooking with Blaine by luckie_dee

Klaine holiday fic inspired by this gifset. When Kurt accidentally sets his saucepan on fire while watching the first holiday episode of Cooking with Blaine, he sets off a chain of events that leads to a life-changing December.

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A Perfect Collision Verse by @fictionallylost

Kurt is a New York writer living in London, UK. He loves his life, surrounded by everything he could want but is still a little…lonely? He’s on his way home from work, sitting in a sea of awful London city traffic when he literally bumps into somebody who suddenly makes him a little less lonely. 

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MEET CUTE

Note: The authors for the fics below have a ton of great meet cute fics.

Gift with Purchase by @lady-divine-writes

To prepare for a big audition, Tina takes Blaine to Sephora for a little freshening up, where Blaine meets the sales associate of his dreams.

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Lettuce Get Together by @hazelandglasz

Anonymous asked: Klaine + "repeatedly comes into the shop I work and picks up a lettuce then halfway through the shop decides they don’t want the lettuce and puts it back on the shelf next to them regardless of what aisle they’re in" please! (Would love it if it ends up being on completely ridiculous places like in the hardware section or soap or dog food, etc)

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The Christmas Chronicles 2 Review: Kurt Russell’s Hot Santa Sequel is Too Nice

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While nearly every Santa Claus-centric movie concerns the potential loss of Christmas, arguably the fear of missing the holiday is most keenly felt in 2020. Netflix’s The Christmas Chronicles (the 2018 film that kicked off this jolly old franchise) indeed tapped into that when it starred two kids learning to believe in Santa, or else; and Chris Columbus’ The Christmas Chronicles 2 strikes at the source of Yuletide cheer again with a plot to destroy Santa’s Village at the North Pole. But what could be the root cause that’s so extreme as to endanger the entire magical foundation of Christmas for the foreseeable future? Apparently, teenage angst.

Kate Pierce (Darby Camp) is a sulky teen spending Christmas 2020 in Cancún—and, clearly, an alternate universe. While there she bemoans the lack of snow and her mom Claire (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) bringing along new boyfriend Bob (Tyrese Gibson, seemingly here only to sing “O Christmas Tree”), plus his son Jack (The Witches’ Jahzir Bruno). It’s not that Kate’s renowned status as a “True Believer” in all things Christmas is in any danger. She’s just in dire need of an attitude adjustment, as she’s broken the cardinal rule from the classic song: You better not pout…

Unfortunately for stubborn Kate, the same thing that will make her feel better—visiting the North Pole—is exactly what the sequel’s villain Belsnickel (Deadpool 2’s Julian Dennison) needs to literally wage war on Christmas. Teleporting Kate and her adorably neurotic soon-to-be-stepbrother Jack through the aurora borealis allows Dennison’s rogue elf to infiltrate Santa’s Village and steal the Christmas Star, which combines light from the Star of Bethlehem with the energy of the aurora borealis. When the Star is on Santa’s tree, his workshop and village are powered with magic; when it’s gone his village is suddenly visible to the whole world.

Kudos to The Christmas Chronicles for expanding its own internal mythology: Santa’s Village is ur-Christmas cheer, designed like Harry Potter’s Hogsmeade to the nth degree and populated with the Minion-esque elves who aided Santa Claus (Kurt Russell) in the first installment. But the real magical figure is Mrs. Claus (Goldie Hawn), elevated from the typical nagging wife to a sort of witch doctor who heals wounded reindeer and bakes exploding gingerbread cookies. Even Belsnickel, cursed to take on human form when he committed the elven sin of developing an ego, has a knack for clever steampunk-y inventions that somehow fit perfectly within this Christmas-village-come-to-life.

But the story lacks the cohesion of the first movie, which had a relatable throughline in saving Christmas for all the boys and girls on Santa’s list. The sequel, by contrast, feels like an overstuffed stocking: Reindeer/Yule Cat/jackal-coyote-hybrid chase scenes! Toy-making montages! Elves going full Gremlins! Another unnecessary musical sequence! Time travel! Russell and Hawn are clearly having a blast as the ultimate Yuletide power couple, yet none of the plot elements satisfyingly fit together. Worst of all, these flashy interludes distract from an actually solid emotional lesson about how the holidays change as one gets older.

The Christmas Chronicles movies are clearly trying to grow with their audience; Kate remains the POV character, but instead of unrealistically clinging to her earlier naïvete, she’s taken over her older brother Teddy’s (Judah Lewis) role as the cynical teenager. The movie’s conflict, instead of some vague lack of Christmas spirit, concerns those who deliberately reject the holiday for not fitting some narrow, quintessential mold. 

Like Kate, the villainous Belsnickel had friction with his surrogate parents, the Clauses, right when he hit the elven equivalent of puberty—the confusion and rejection of which Dennison plays with surprising gravitas. The movie establishes these compelling parallels about the communication breakdowns between teenagers and their parents. But before it can do anything of note with that connection, it pivots back to childish fare, like elves carousing to “Who Let the Dogs Out” or another baffling musical number that reinforces Russell’s confusing hot-Santa vibe while also stalling the plot.

With Columbus at the helm, one might hope that The Christmas Chronicles 2 could conjure some of the brilliant, generation-spanning appeal of his 1990 masterpiece Home Alone. Alas, it won’t be remembered after this year. Yet it might be distracting enough for hyperactive kiddos, and relatable enough for over-it teens, that it can carve a few hours out of the holidays.

In a year when a stay-at-home Thanksgiving and potentially Christmas will look very different from what many people expect and hope, The Christmas Chronicles 2 is like so much escapist candy. Just make sure you stuff your movie queue with the aforementioned Macaulay Culkin classic and a snarkier standard like The Santa Clause to remember the real quality Christmas chronicles.

The Christmas Chronicles 2 is available Nov. 25 on Netflix.

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Do I have a diverse bookshelf? Pt 2: Holidays & Festivals

Per the blog that we’re referring to, books about holidays and festivals introduce children to cultural heritage, religious customs and holidays, and important events in history. This is because the original post is about how parents might diversify the books to which their children are exposed. So it makes sense that having books about Ramadan or Dia de Los Muertos or Christmas should be considered.

However, as we get older, it’s rarer to encounter books so on the nose. So for our purposes, I’m going to focus on books that revolve around one or more of the items listed above.

Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut Even though this book is about a time-traveling man who even spends some time in a space zoo, it is a fictional retelling of the author’s experience of the allied bombing of Dresden in WW2. Vonnegut even writes in Chapter 1 how he spends his whole life after the war working on his book about Dresden and failing. And how he considers even the magnificent Slaughterhouse-Five a failure, and we remain lucky to have it at all. Po-tweet-tweet!

Number of the Stars by Lois Lowry This is another book I read in elementary school, which I didn’t appreciate for it’s historical significance until later. Annemarie Johansen chronicles the takeover of Copenhagen by the Nazi regime in Denmark. Her family becomes embroiled in the escape of their Jewish neighbors. When I was young, it was a thrilling read about a heroine who saves her best friend. And as adult, I appreciate even more how much Lowry imparted about friendship, personal values, identity, love and grief.

In the Time of the Butterflies by Julia Alvarez This is a fictional account of the Mirabal sisters—five resistance fighters against the Trujillo regime in the Dominican Republic during the mid-1900s who were martyred for their cause. Today, they’ve become feminist symbols of social justice. The book details how their lives led each woman to this dangerous path. It’s a very engrossing account; I’ve reread it often.

Searching for Tamsen Donner by Gabrielle Burton  The ill-fated Donner party is part of our pop culture lexicon; it’s pretty synonymous with cannibalism. However, this memoir/historical fiction really made me revisit all that I thought about pioneers especially the women and the feminist movement of the 1960s and 1970s. When I first read it, I thought it was fine. But even years later, I still recommend it to people. Burton makes visible the lives and work of countless women through her writerly search to uncover all she can about the life and tragic death of Tamsen.

Lakota Woman by Mary Crow Dog  When I was in college, I had to take a course called American Studies. I was confused by it because it just seemed like a literature class. But in hindsight, I now understand that our teacher wanted to expose us to different American voices. In that class, I read a memoir by an (ex)-gangster, a poetry hybrid by Leslie Marmom Silko, short stories about our American internment camps for the Japanese, and this memoir by Native-American activist Mary Crow Dog. In it, I learned about the forced reeducation of native children and her involvement in the 1960s-1970s resistance movements against the US government including their stand at Wounded Knee. It’s very powerful, and as I get older, it’s interesting to see these how tactics were used in the past (i.e. against the Irish by the British) in other countries (i.e. the aborigines of Australia even in the 1900s) and most likely will be used in the future.

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Skivvysupreme’s Fic Masterpost

hello, lovely readers! here’s the rebloggable version of my fic masterpost! full list is below the read-more (so try clicking the above link if it disappears on the mobile app in reblogs :D). as always, AO3 links are included if you prefer to browse there.

happy reading! xo

Skivvysupreme on AO3

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One-Word Prompt Ficlets [read on AO3]

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The Wax ‘Verse [read on AO3] - Kurt Hummel is a vampire. Blaine Anderson is a werewolf. This is how they help each other deal with it. The out-of-chronological-order verse thus far: —“Wax/Wane” (3200 words) —“Show Me Your Teeth” (2700 words) —“Blood Drive” (4200 words) —“Share, Part 1” (5500 words), “Share, Part 2” (4300 words), and “Share, Part 3” (4500 words) —“Thriller” (2700 words) and “Heads Will Roll” (4900 words) —“Monster Mash(up)” (2000 words) —“Feast” (2500 words) —“300 Joules” (4400 words) —“Under the Tide” (3000 words) —“Howl” (6200 words) —“Home” (2400 words) —“The Boy Who Cried Wolf” (4300 words) —“Yours and Mine” (3800 words) —“The Kissing Disease” (3800 words) —“Neck” (drabble, 680 words)

All Things Wax Verse!

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The Cuffed ‘Verse [read on AO3] - In which Kurt is a Skank, Blaine is a Cheerio, and Puck is a very proactive Klaine shipper. The verse thus far: —“Throw Away The Key” (1800 words) —“Cuffed” (1750 words) —“Chainmail” (1900 words) —“Heavy Metal Lover, Part 1” (2800 words) —“Heavy Metal Lover, Part 2” (2400 words) —“Cage Match” (2200 words) —“Lockdown, Part 1” (1800 words) —“Lockdown, Part 2” (2200 words) —“Crime and Punishment” (1700 words) —“Knockout” (3500 words) —“Divide and Conquer” (4500 words) —“Permanent Record, Part 1” (3800 words) —“Permanent Record, Part 2” (4900 words) —“Wild” (drabble, 600 words)

All Things Cuffed Verse!

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"I Saw the Signs" It’s so much scarier than the first (and last) time they discussed this, knowing Kurt has now gone and done it; this is the real test of whether or not Burt’s getting through to him. “You kids -- I mean. You, uh. You and Blaine. You’re being safe?” Features: early!Klaine via post-"The First Time" Hudmel family shenanigans 1400 words | read on AO3

“Heroes Never Die” The New Directions play Overwatch, and Kurt makes a new friend. Features: video game shenanigans 2000 words | read on AO3

“Fly” Blaine, Quinn, Kurt, and the other fairies of Pixie Hollow have a very serious problem on their hands. Features: Disney Fairies AU 1890 words | read on AO3

“That Can Only Mean One Thing” “Have I ever made a move on him? Blaine? As in, Blaine Anderson? My boss? Have I ever made a move on my boss? Is that the question you just asked?” Features: twentysomethings Kurt and Blaine (difference in work positions but not age), Rachel Berry, Adam Crawford, social media mishaps 4300 words | read on AO3

“Shiver” In which Blaine wants to play, Kurt wants to stay in bed, and everyone manages to get what they want. Features: silly/smutty/sappy winter fluff 1770 words | read on AO3

“Halftime” Blaine loves football, Kurt loves scarves. Somewhere in the middle of those interests lies Lady Gaga’s halftime show at Superbowl LI. Features: Hudmel-Anderson family shenanigans, married!Klaine 1500 words | read on AO3

“Show and Tell” It’s Valentine’s Day, and Kurt is so in love with his husband that he can’t even deal with it. Being drunk ought to help, right? Features: drunk!Kurt and lots of fluff 1500 words | read on AO3

“Renovations” Blaine has a very big surprise for his hybrid boyfriend on his birthday. Features: kitty!Kurt and absurd levels of fluff 1300 words | read on AO3

“Morning People” and “Night Owls” Every so often, Kurt wakes up first. Features: (Morning People) snuggles. lots and lots of snuggles, and (Night Owls) sleepy sex 850 words | read on AO3 940 words | read on AO3

“Unzipped” You know that incredible sweater of Kurt’s, the super comfy-looking, charcoal gray one with the wide neckline and zippers that run down the sleeves? Yeah, THAT ONE. Blaine’s a fan of it, too. Features: domestic fluff sex 1400 words | read on AO3

“Public Relations” Everyone has their favorite Warbler. Kurt won’t say which one is his. Features: famous!Blaine, shipping shenanigans, alternate meeting 8000 words | read on AO3

“Jack in the Box” Blaine watches Karofsky’s every move, down to the millimeter, his heart racing. He feels as though his muscles are actually ticking with the anticipation, because he doesn’t know which way this will go but can see that it won’t be good. Features: season 2 Klaine, Karofsky 1500 words | read on AO3

“Half & Half” Puppy!Blaine loves his barista job, and his coworkers and customers love him. He likes to be liked, and he loves feeling appreciated. It’s just… well, there’s only one coworker, in particular, who Blaine wants to notice him… Features: hybrids, coffee shop AU 1700 words | read on AO3

“Rubbing In, Rubbing Out” Kurt determinedly ignores the way his phone keeps vibrating in his pajama shirt’s breast pocket, because he’s about two sexts away from becoming indecent in the front of his loose silk pants. Features: phone sex, and a sleepover with the girls (Mercedes, Unique, and Tina) 1400 words | read on AO3

“Peach” Blaine looks really, really good in his sweatpants. Kurt’s really, really into it. Features: early Klaine, Booty Camp 800 words | read on AO3

“The Big Spoon” Height difference. That’s it, that’s the ficlet. Features: early Klaine 680 words | read on AO3

“Black and Blue” and “Pink and Purple” Nightbird is the hero of New York City, but, more importantly, he is late for dinner. Two days late. (Now followed by a prequel exploring Blaine and Kurt’s discovery of Blaine’s superpowers!) Features: (Black and Blue) superhero!Blaine, angst, anxiety, and (Pink and Purple) roughness of both the accidental and the purposeful sexy kind 2900 words | read on AO3 6000 words | read on AO3

“The Beyonce Suite” A snapshot exploration of the first few years of married life with Kurt and Blaine, inspired by Queen Bey’s self-titled opus Features: future!fic, lots of fluff and angst, self-esteem and body image issues, blowjobs, rimming, orgasm denial, discussion of anxiety and depression, grief, babies 10,000 words | read on AO3

“Catch, Part 1" and Part 2 “You’re staying, too? You’ll be here for the holiday?” “Yeah. I’ll be here.” “This might be a Merry Christmas after all, then.” Features: Harry Potter AU, Christmas, magical fluff 4600 words | read on AO3 3400 words | read on AO3

“Hold On, We’re Going Home” It’s been a few weeks since kitty!Kurt’s last visit, and Kurt is finally starting to think that he won’t be going home with anyone. But it’s fine. Whatever. He doesn’t need anyone, anyway. Features: kitty!Kurt, Samcedes, alternate meeting, and fluffffff 2800 words | read on AO3

“Home Remedies” Kurt was going to deal with his flu quietly and without fuss, but his and Blaine’s four-year-old daughter has other ideas. Features: the littlest Hummel-Anderson and a whole lot of fluff 1800 words | read on AO3

“Return to Sender” Kurt’s shifts at the Spotlight Diner keep turning into complete trainwrecks, and it’s all the hot UPS guy’s fault. Sort of. (Though, in all fairness, Kurt has always had certain weakness for men in uniforms.) Features: alternate meeting, Rachel and Santana being Rachel and Santana, shenanigans 3300 words | Read on AO3

“Drunk History, vol. 206” Kurt gets drunk AF and tells the story of how he and Blaine got together. Features: Elliott and way too much tequila 1800 words | read on AO3

“First Name Basis” “I just oh god I just stepped on your dog’s tail I’m so sorry pls I’m so sORRY“ Features: alternate meeting, rampant fluff, DOGS 1700 words | read on AO3

“Screwed” Blaine and Kurt play a game of “7 Minutes in Heaven” at an illegal-for-like-ten-different-reasons party with the Warblers, because there’s no way that could go wrong. Features: season 2 Klaine and a bit of claustrophobia 2900 words | read on AO3

“Boystown” Kurt and Blaine spend a night out in one of Chicago’s most famous neighborhoods. (Written for the Klaine Road Trip 2015) Features: a little bit of public frottage 3100 words | read on AO3

“Camera Obscura” Inspired by Darren Criss’ photoshoot for Broadway Style Guide Features: famous!Blaine, photographer!Kurt 2700 words | read on AO3

“Kiss You There” Wildling!Kurt knows a thing or two about keeping warm. Blaine Snow knows nothing. Features: oral, Game of Thrones AU, still enjoyable if you don’t watch the show! 2000 words | read on AO3

“The More You Know” Kurt’s got a routine doctor’s appointment and a not-so-routine fear of needles. Luckily, Blaine’s on hand to help distract him in any way he can. Features: fun facts about blood, mention of needles, but nothing too graphic if you have needle issues 1400 words | read on AO3

“Cosplay is for Lovers” Kurt and Blaine are getting ready for Ohio’s Comic-Con, but one of them isn’t so enthused about it. Features: Lord of the Rings!Klaine, sort of 730 words | read on AO3

fluffyfluffyfluffy untitled first time ficlet A short bit of fluff in the afterglow of Kurt and Blaine’s first time. Features: total fluff 520 words | read on AO3

“Fishbowl” Kurt’s a cat. Blaine’s a goldfish. Shhh trust me, just read it Features: alternate meeting, kitty!Kurt (actual cat, not hybrid), goldfish!Blaine, fluffy crack, Samcedes 1700 words | read on AO3

“What Has Been Seen” Sam walks in on Blaine’s date night with Kurt. Mercedes is not here for these shenanigans. Features: light D/s, Samcedes 2100 words | read on AO3

“The Romantics” Civil War AU: Kurt gets to know Blaine when he finds him lying unconscious in front of his house. Features: alternate meeting, angst (happy-ish ending though!), discussion of grief, discussion of character death (both canon and not-canon), PTSD 3700 words | read on AO3

“Compromise” Newlywed Blaine has a thing for “married sex.” Features: shower sex, barebacking 2300 words | read on AO3

“Beeline” Summer pool party shenanigans don’t go quite as expected. Features: early!Klaine, fluff, Blaine’s butt 1400 words | read on AO3

“To The Left” Kurt meets his new neighbor via noise complaint. Features: alternate meeting, h/c 1500 words | read on AO3

“Constantine” Kurt and Blaine meet an owl at the zoo. Features: fun facts about the Eurasian eagle owl because reading is fun-damental 1200 words | read on AO3

“Whoever Wins, Loses” Blaine wakes up in the middle of the night to find Kurt having a nightmare. Features: h/c, panic/anxiety issues, angst, discussion of canon character death 1400 words | read on AO3

“You Can Call Me King B” It’s time for Kurt Hummel, the court painter, to create Prince Blaine’s portrait. Features: royal!Blaine, artist!Kurt, handjobs, ye olde marriage equality problems 2200 words | read on AO3

“Suit and Tie” Blaine really loves listening to Kurt talk about his day. Features: light D/s undertones, oral sex, and a lil’ frottage 1900 words | read on AO3

“Stranded” and “Recovered” College AU: sexiled Blaine meets drunk!Kurt. The next morning, hungover!Kurt meets Blaine. Features: Samtina shenanigans, fluff, h/c, alternate meeting 1300 words | read on AO3 1200 words | read on AO3

“Pins + Needles” and “Levers & Pulleys” pocket!Blaine AU: In “Pins + Needles,” Blaine goes to work with Kurt. In a same-verse follow-up, Blaine and Kurt work on the issue of Blaine’s dependency Features: Klaine being married af, designer!Kurt, Sam 1200 words | read on AO3 3300 words | read on AO3

“It’s Still Happening" With his father in the hospital, Kurt returns to their empty house. Features: “Grilled Cheesus” reaction fic / episode-filler, angst angst angst 2000 words | read on AO3

silly untitled Nightbird ficlet Short, ridiculous fluff about Blaine’s relationship with superheroes and taurine Features: energy drink shenanigans, season 5 NYC!Klaine 800 words | read on AO3

“Friends, Buddies, Pals” “I mean, you’d do that with Rachel and Mercedes, right? Because that’s something you do when you’re just friends?” Features: “I Do” reaction fic / episode-filler, marking/possessive sex, riding, phone sex, Klaine not understanding what the word “platonic” means 3900 words | read on AO3

“Moonlight Becomes You” 1950s AU: It’s 1957 and the New Directions, a struggling young band, can’t catch a break. Enter Scandals, its rich young proprietor, and its star performer. Features: midgame Kurtbastian (but don’t let that put you off if that’s an issue for you, it’s endgame Klaine!), assorted members of the canon New Directions, Elliot, Trent Warbler 2300 words / ?