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baejax-the-great · 6 months ago

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Cat, bright, undying for the word WIP meme!

oooh cat got me opening a one-shot I completely forgot about:

“So you didn’t find the cat?”

“I…” He can’t remember. He was at a party, and Achilles wasn’t there. “I found Hector.”

bright:

Achilles rocks back and forth, and he can almost see it, the bright sun of the world above playing on his dark skin, his slow smile, his hand reaching for Achilles.

undying:

According to my computer, I have used this word one time in all of my writing, and it's in the first chapter of WitD.

#that one shot was what I was playing with before Broken Oaths entered my brain #a modern AU #doesn't end well

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amnimalz · 3 months ago

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Oh. Umm. Hold on a sec, I need to go take care of something...

Sorry Snowflake, I'll get you a new...

*angry yowling and hissing*

But the vet said...

MREAORW!

*sounds of a struggle*

Give. Me. The

#bomb mention #cat #silly #doesn't end well #unreality #tw death #who knows #tw violence #dark humor

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technically-human · 5 months ago

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St. Hilarion's ghost story

#payneland #edwin x charles #dead boy detectives #dbda #pre canon angst brought to you by the weirdo who's always drawing post canon fluff #something about oral tradition and old timey slang #i took quite a lot of decisions with this one so buckle up #first of all the female ghost keeps edwin's eyes color because there's still some truth to the legend #the background is the same shade of green to reference hell #just like it is when he's having his flashback #alive charles is dressed all in black because he's not a happy boy #i also made it so that he grips his clothes when his mate punches him even as it's intended to be friendly #because well #these people will end up killing him so it's less friendly when you remember THAT #charles obviously doesn't mean anything by the mary ann comment #he doesn't know the slang meaning and just blurted out what he remembered from the legend #he will find out reach some conclussions and go punch a wall about it probably #about edwin tho his escape is still very recent and he didn't expect this #but even so early on he knows charles means no harm and allows himself to be comforted #it wasn't intentional but hey edwin shruggin off charles' touch is a good parallel to that one scene after charles “kills” the night nurse

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catsharky · 1 year ago

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Yeah I was right and there was no way I was getting the rest of this done without making you all wait another month or two, so I just went to the next good break point. We're officially past the halfway point with Astarion though, so not too much longer before you actually get to see Rolan again!

Part 1 • Previous Part • Next Part

Full page format under the cut:

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 comic #I just really love Ember and Astarion's dynamic as well ok #He's who she canonly ends up with but the Rolan timeline is if Astarion had decided he wasn't ready for a physical relationship after all #in which case his relationship with Ember doesn't really change they just end up platonic life partners instead of romantic ones #that duo who everyone assumes are a couple because they might as well be but nah #hopefully gonna get to show off how Ember and Rolan work together once I get back to him cause I love their chemistry just as much #rolan x tav #tav x rolan #rolan x ember #bg3 astarion #astarion #my tav #sharky's tav #tav: ember #oc: ember #sharky art

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cinnamon-flame · 5 months ago

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Trying to get back my ability to draw wof dragons by drawing my favorite Sunny design

#artfight ended so that means I can draw weird memes for no reason #I wanna draw Moonwatcher so bad #but it just doesn't want to come to me!#I spent like 5 hours getting annoyed with trying to draw something pretty with Moon before drawing sunny #well I hope it will just happen one day #anyways I still love this Sunny design #it's cute #wof #wings of fire #wof sunny #wof art #art #cinnamon's doodles

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ofswordsandpens · 7 months ago

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I fear that "fire bending didn't come easy to zuko" and "zuko isn't a prodigy" (both true) has somehow snowballed into "zuko is a bad or at best average fire bender".... which simply isn't true, especially by the end of book 3

#it certainly doesn't help that pretty much the only other fire bender that Zuko's consistently contrasted with #is his extremely talented once in a lifetime level of a prodigy sister #but guys he's still very powerful #and I will bravely propose that #after seeing the dragons #and Zuko is no longer relying on his anger and rage to fuel his firebending #its not a coincidence that the next two battles that he has with Azula either #end with a stalemate (both Zuko and Azula use the same move on the airship and notably she's blown back further from it than he is!)#and then him winning (she's lost her stability while he's finally found his)#(side side note: I'm of the camp that Azula targeting Katara in the Agni Kai made Zuko the automatic victor because an Agni Kai is #(should be?)#between only the two partaking in it and Zuko WAS straight up wiping the floor with her until that very moment where she targeted Katara #which you know great play on Azula part she knows how to manipulate her brother cause once she released she was losing the Agni kai #Azula simply made the choice to get the throne via the line of succession lol)#ah well #atla #zuko

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lgbtlunaverse · 9 months ago

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"Marcille hates all of Laios' freak traits but loves them in Falin" is honestly a really good joke but... you guys do know it's a joke right?

It's such a funny one I honestly find it impossible to get mad at even when people mistake it for an actual truth about the characters but JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR

THIS is how marcille reacts when Falin is predictably just as enthusiastic about eating monsters as her brother was.

That is not the face of a woman who thinks this trait is lovely and endearing as long as it's exhibited by the girl she loves. That is the face of a woman who is taking 7d8 psychic damage and yet knows deep in her heart she won't like Falin any less for it.

The way young Marcille reacts to Falin eating berries Marcille can't recognize but Falin knows are safe is pretty similar to how she reacts to eating monsters years later, albeit with more fear than disgust. The difference in her relationships with Laios and Falin isn't just that she's attracted to Falin, it's because the Touden siblings, while similar, are in fact different people. Not just genderswaps of each other.

Also, I think you all already know this, but just to say it: she doesn't actually hate Laios for any of his freak tendencies either. He's one of her best friends. She's just a lot quicker to be outwardly exasperated with him while she's quieter about it with Falin.

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #laios touden #marcille donato #dungeon meshi meta #again I cannot be mad at fanon jokes when they're actually funny #and also marcille absolutely DOES have different standards for the touden siblings #i'd argue the way she more easily argue with laios than falin is a) because falin is better at EXPLAINING her autistic swag #so after the initial freakout marcille can calm down. laios does NOT know how to do this #and b) because she DOES idealize falin. And so she takes this stuff in a 'well not even my beautiful angel darling can be perfect' way #though in the end their autistic swag is also a big part of what she appreciates in both of them #in different ways as i said but the oddities are part of why she's close with both of them!! that doesn't change the exasperation though!

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hajihiko · 10 days ago

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Sobriety crew gets no mercy from drunk shenanigans

#an art #sdr2 #super danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa the #danganronpa #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #akane owari #nekomaru nidai #Aoi asahina #chihiro fujisaki #mikan tsumiki #Idk I guess I wanted to draw characters being physical. And drunk #And just have fun colouring #Nidai doesn't drink but loves parties anyway and takes the ppl who go overboard home #And then wakes them up at 8 the next day to get some NUTRITION AND ELECTROLYTES AND TO SWEAT OUT THE BOOZE #Akane only drinks super occasionally (fx when it's free or really elaborate like giant fruit cocktails) or when someone challenges her #But she always comes pick up her drunk friends (lightweight Aoi hehe). Starts a fight occasionally....#Girls are allowed to crash at her place anytime. But she wakes up at 5 and you will wake up too #Fuyuhiko doesn't drink but has to do a lot of businesses at bars which he sometimes owns some part in #So he's in the party scene a lot anyway. He takes security seriously and would rather call you a cab than let you leave on stumbly legs #Mikan doesn't know how to say no and gets swept up in drunk people being...not mean to her #Chihiro does not drink often (because it usually ends like this)#Aoi is just a lightweight and gets sick easily #I really wanted to draw Chihiro with a 70s blowout cut but I think it didn't come through lol #Not tagging ships you can make your own meaning I'm tired and I gotta wrap presents. Which i hate doing wish me well

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vaguely-concerned · 11 months ago

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sometimes I think of all the on-the-surface warm, well-meaning but deeply ineffectual advice and attention john gives harrow through harrow the ninth (make some soup and get some sleep! get a hobby! don't be so hard on yourself! self care harrow! as long as I need take no actual responsibility in this relationship whatsoever I would have loved to be your dad!) set up against the stark truth that with his other hand he has been staging her attempted horrific murder again and again and again like a living nightmare on the logic that it will 'put her down or fix her'. and then I find that I wish there is a hell. a special hell where twitch streamers turned necromantic death emperors go

#the locked tomb #harrowhark nonagesimus #john gaius #harrow the ninth #this is why I don't buy john as misunderstood and initially well-meaning AT ALL #this is a pattern you see with him again and again and again -- right down to his interpersonal relationships #(and indeed it's in the more grounded interpersonal relationships you can most clearly see him as he is I think #the fantasy death empire of a thousand years doesn't register quite as viscerally because it's like. heightened; not quite real #but the emotional violence and manipulation that surrounds him? oh boy that is EXTREMELY real and scarily well-observed)#there's a premeditation to so much of what he does (contracts with planets that only end 'in the event of the emperor's death' anyone?#yeah john we get it you're hilarious and I wish you weren't)#the greatest trick john ever pulled was making anyone think he's just a lil guy. what does he know he's only god #when you first read the book the complete callousness of the other adults is so horrible that john seems like an oasis of care #(though you start to get this uneasy feeling when that care never seems to translate to like... relief or soothing or resolution)#and it makes it feel almost obscene when you find out what's actually going on #it's the mercy & augustine enabler hour but at least they're completely honest in their cruelty there #while john is -- well he sure is being john huh #this is just me being angry with him btw philosophically I don't think this is how the story will or should end #(with john slam dunked right into hell that is)#it's just... harrow is so vulnerable. and what he does to her is so insidious and fucked up #john is very deeply human. unfortunately the capacity to quite simply suck so much is deeply human too

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chiyana · 4 months ago

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this is the stupidest crossover possible but I want Tim to make House his doctor

yes that House

why? He needs someone who is very good, will not give up or send Tim out to a different specialist just because his medical condition is difficult, will not be overly concerned about the danger Tim puts himself in, and will lie on Tim's medical records AND to Batman/Bruce Wayne/all of the Bats without hesitation or fear.

House is and will do all of those things without hesitation. He has no shame, no boundaries, he WILL get into a public fight with Bruce Wayne if it means keeping that man out of his patient's (and House's) business. He will help Tim lie to and gaslight the rest of his family without hesitation.

in exchange, Tim is his favorite patient. Not because they get along, necessarily, Tim is a know-it-all little shit and they constantly bicker and House hates how practically every facet of Tim's existence is a lie (and Tim thinks House is a smug know-it-all jackass who is needlessly cruel and callous bc he thinks the world owes him and never delivers just bc he's in pain, news flash a lot of people are in pain and manage not to be assholes) BUT, 1, Tim brings him really interesting cases and problems, and 2, Tim NEVER lies to House about his medical conditions or what he was doing when they happened.

He lies about literally almost everything else under the sun TO everyone else, but he is 100% completely upfront and honest about his medical history and what is going on with him with House.

admittedly it takes a while for House to realize Tim ISN'T lying to him because some of the shit he says is completely insane ("the vigilante thing is pretty obvious but what do you MEAN you got the Apocalypse virus TWICE, AND SURVIVED, AS A FOURTEEN-FIFTEEN YEAR OLD")

but once he realizes Tim doesn't ever lie to him, he becomes House's favorite patient because at least TIM gives him all of the data he needs as best he's able the moment he asks. At least House doesn't have to waste his time following up on bogus information or figuring out the truth, he can just get right into the meat of the medical issue at hand.

also it's so fun to lie directly to Batman's face, know the man knows, and know he can't do anything about it

#tim drake #house md #I just think it would be funny #not sure how he'd feel about the rest of the family #he and Damian would not get along well #he and Jason might #Dick and Duke are too 'nice' for his tastes #he's not afraid of Cass #probably doesn't like her that much either tbh #he doesn't like that she can read him #and then just tells people when he's lying or in pain #she means well but lies are protective and help keep some things private #and he doesn't like being scrutinized #Jason is probably his favorite because they're both assholes #and Jason can actually rile Tim up and bully him (affectionately)#he hates Bruce so much #the man's need for control vs House's utter hatred of being controlled #Bruce keeps trying to steal or look at Tim's records without his permission #even though Tim is an adult and can make his own decisions #House gets ferally protective over Tim because this is HIS patient and Bruce is a fucking JACKASS #they probably do end up in a public fight at some point #because Bruce needs to keep a public face while House does not #Stephanie and Jason watch while eating popcorn #in Tim's room #Stephanie and House are largely ambivalent towards each other #they lob insults as greetings and leave it at that

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northstarscowboyhat · 3 days ago

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Peepaw Starlo struggles. Autism 2 autism communication struggles.

#undertale yellow #uty #uty au #lucky clover au #frisk ut #starlo uty #ceroba uty #martlet uty #dalv uty #feisty four uty #the cowboy hat draws #FALLS OVER. THIS TOOK OVER A MONTH.#Mostly because of being busy IRL but also because I decided on a new rendering method #Aaaand it was ten times as time consuming and I don't like the end result at all. LMAO. You live and learn I suppose #I hope this is comprehensible um. I think a lot about Starlo being so used to understanding Clover easily and being one of their favorites #And going to Frisk and 1. not really understanding how they communicate and 2. feeling like he isn't their favorite LOL #Idk how well that reads but! Peepaw Starlo musings #Starlo tries his best and doesn't always get it right but he's in a better place now #I know Clover's absence feels very strange here but I just couldn't find a place to put them oops.#Drawing this made me realize I really gotta practice my backgrounds. Hough. Definitely in the new year!#Also I haven't played poker in years so anything that's wrong? Uh monster poker is different. Yup. Thumbs up emoji

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beautyofattolia · 1 month ago

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I think the order of reasons Katniss gives for why Peeta shouldn't be mad at her for playing up their romance is so funny. Like she starts with the fact that they didn't know each other and she was trying to survive and that she doesn't understand what exists between her and Gale. But then she goes into "well I'm never going to get married and he'll just hate me for that!" and "I can't afford love that leads to children or family!"

Girl. Why are you thinking about marriage or children with a man you claim you have no feelings for? Did Peeta ever say he wanted to get married? Did he ever say he wanted children?

NO! Katniss is literally doing this all on her own! She's coming up with a happily-ever-after-domestic-bliss-married-with-kids fantasy in her head with absolutely no input from Peeta and then is like "I could never give him what he wants!"

What he wants? Or what you want, Katnsis?

She's down so bad for him and we're not even in Catching Fire yet.