#FALLS OVER. THIS TOOK OVER A MONTH.

[northstarscowboyhat]

Peepaw Starlo struggles. Autism 2 autism communication struggles.

[thebeloathed]

I've been diagnosed with "can't stop thinking about stan pines" disease it's incurable I'm afraid

[tazmiilly]

i think he looks nice in pink.....

[bellpeppersand-beef]

-“I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Jet.” -“Damn.”

[doubleedgemode]

Happy summer, everybody!

This has been a big project to take and while there's stuff to improve I'm pretty happy with it. Be sure to zoom in the big picture for details and read the comic from left to right. (Needless to say, please don't try A.B.A's behaviour.. For your safety)

Bonus doodle:

[bartletslesbians]

The leak story was posted on July 14 (said in Margaret's hearing) and Toby confessed to it on August 17 (82 days before election day when "the tuesday after the first monday of november" in 2006 would be november 7, making that august 17), and I will never actually get over how long of a time period that actually is both for him to have been walking around with that weighing on his mind and for CJ to have been treated as the as a basically already guilty suspect for something she didn't do.

[yourgamemasterthewhiterabbit]

My bank just sent me a T5

For "investment income"

Because -apparently- I am good enough at saving money that I have earned enough in interest to warrant being sent a T5 about it?

Have the laws changed, or did I pass a threshold?

The government is going to think I am up to something just because I am good with money. I'm going to be audited for no reason fr. My worker already investigated my bank records because she could not understand why I was asking about saving up money and bank interest.

Like I HAVE to cook all my meals from scratch and CAN'T go out -at all- and largely don't buy new clothes, and do not buy any makeup and have only bought one bottle of shampoo in the last 5 years because I am using up my stock of goops from previously stocking up. IDK what to tell you. I don't shave anything anymore and I cut my hair myself with a pet groomer I bought when I was like 22? No one even WANTS to LET me spend money online, unless I buy a single use credit card, and sometimes even then. You have made spending money a hostile and dangerous experience for me, idk man.

... And I am trying to save up for a house and my own retirement to get myself out of all the poverty traps you have me in.

I have to claim 'investment income' now?

I made 50$ in 'promotional' and normal interest, if you are wondering. On my savings account.

And for the record I have asked my worker whether I need to claim bank interest as income -to them- and she said 'no'.

[threnodians]

new sleep meds had absolutely zero (0) effect even though i took the higher dose so i ate a quick snack and took my regular meds and now i am going to attempt to get some sleep

[nexus-nebulae]

known we were a system for about 7 years now, probably been a system for far longer, and just realised. we got an intrusive self-fakeclaiming thought today and laughed it away

[whatthefuckisasweep]

she lost me sleep. but she is calm (and FINALLY DONE)

here is my last edit to the J&A edit trilogy i made dedicated to their ... um... whatever it is they have going on <3

hope you enjoy while i go nap or something

[jakeabel]

fall out boy - sugar we’re goin down (2006)

[thousandbuns]

I had an idea how to "solve" the issue of "40K media invoking Abaddon all willy-nilly in the dumbest of contexts", like DoW2: Retribution having Abaddon micromanage Eliphas' grudge-campaign against Blood Ravens (a small, battered chapter of relative nobodies in an equally insignificant corner of the galaxy) or "Soul Hunter" and the plotline about Abaddon and the billionth Sorcerer on his payroll both getting very sweaty about bringing in one specific Night Lord (who does have some clout and historical significance... for Night Lords, maybe*, and whose divination gift is only "impressive" and "special" because ADB says so**):

Warp-based automatic secretary.

It works like this: you grab some Sorcerers skilled in illusion and mind-reading, put them in what's essentially a magic call-center, and whenever some two-bit nobody warlord tries to dial you up and pester you about the hundredth "this is blatantly my personal issue and frankly a gross misuse of Black Legion's resources" campaign, you just have the warlocks conjure up a convincing enough illusion of yourself acting deeply invested in all that nonsense and pressuring the commander to act fast and efficient. Meanwhile your accounting and logistics division assign the bare minimum of armor, weaponry and supplies to that fleet and only notify you if Azkul the Deprecated's Individual Hangups Jaunt goes over the budget, just so you're aware of this loss in the grand scheme of things. Your subordinates will most likely schedule an extra supply raid to make up for it anyway.

That way none of those losers are directly tugging at your sleeve and you don't have to worry that their dumb little escapades will put a dent in your pocket. Your undivided attention can remain on plotting how to deal with Indomitus Crusade and sliding into Huron Blackheart's DMs to call him a smelly upstart bitch.

*) Based on the fact that Ruven had no qualms about jumping ship over to the Black Legion even before Talos was there, how fractured Night Lords are, and how Talos is specifically one of the few people who sincerely cares about whatever disjointed nonsense passes for Curze's philosophy and legacy? I'd say bringing him over to BL isn't that important and it's just Ruven trying to resolve his personal grudges with Legion's resources. Much like Eliphas.

**) Like yeah, sure, you have your fortune-telling epilepsy, Talos, shame that Abby can just walk down the street and hit on that one ex-Thousand Son Corvidae who can see the future without having to go into fits for 72 hours, or consult one of many daemon oracles or even greater daemons. He can probably stage a ritual to dial up Kairos the fucking Fateweaver and have his Sorcerer covens try to decipher whatever nonsense it spewed at them. There's even a good chance Tzeentch won't purposefully muddle the visions too much because Abby is the Gods' Chosen Loser and he deserves a treat from time to time.

[stuckatmyhouse12]

*comes out of MerMay in June (MerJune) sweating and haggard and bleeding*

[cinematicnomad]

urgentcare said i do NOT have a kidney infection which is? good news, i guess, but also i don’t totally trust them lol

[only-man-in-the-sky]

if we paid the full amount of rent for August, and our (probable) new roommate doesn't want us to move in until September 1st, then everyone should fucking stop pressuring us to fucking move