#does tea make you fat or skinny

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Types of Tea That Help With Weight Loss

Types of Tea That Help With Weight Loss, Drinking tea alone is unlikely to result in significant weight loss. While some teas, such as green tea, have mild weight loss benefits, it is not enough to result in substantial weight loss on their own. To achieve and maintain a healthy weight, it is important to adopt a balanced and calorie-controlled diet, along with the regular physical…

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I swear to GOD I'm gonna be committing homicide the next time I see a mf draw Adam skinny

[eriklehnsherrific]

in case you need to hear this

workout because its good for your heart, lungs, releases endorphins, and you want to get stronger. not because it’ll make you skinny or make your body look a certain way.

wear sunscreen every day in order to protect yourself from easily preventable and deadly skin cancer, not with the goal of preventing aging (there is nothing wrong with aging or wrinkles; it is a natural part of life and reflection of the life you live).

eat more vegetables because you need the fiber to make you more regular, they help lower your risk of eye and digestive problems, and they help in nutrient re-uptake. not because eating only carbs is “bad” for you. you need a combination of carbs, fruit/veg, protein, fiber, fat, etc for a full balanced diet. 

cut out dairy from your diet if it makes you shit your brains out every single time without fail, not because it will “make you fat”.

drink more water because, despite how annoying it is to be told “just drink water”, it does actually make you feel better if you’re anxious or your head hurts or you don’t have any energy. not because it’ll “flush out your immune system uwu” or it will make your skin clear.

drink green tea because its delicious, not because it’s a “natural detox”. ( “detoxes” aren’t real. your kidneys detoxify your blood for you)

not everything “natural” is automatically healthy for you. not everything “unnatural” is automatically unhealthy/dangerous

cutting out whole food groups and labeling them as “bad for you” in any form is restrictive. if you aren’t allergic to gluten, you don’t need to cut gluten from your diet in order to be healthy. if you were not specifically instructed by a doctor to go keto in order to aid treatment for a disease (such as cancer or epilepsy), you do not and should not go keto. 

do “healthy” things because you deserve to live a long, healthy life. yes, you. your weight doesn’t matter and it has never mattered. you deserve to keep yourself safe. 

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Sundown: Chapter 9

WC: 1K

Relationship: SwissAlps & RainTomDrop

Tags: AU; Cowboy!Swiss x Barmaid!Mountain, Transfeminine Mountain, Non-Binary Phantom, Transmasculine Dewdrop, Domestic Fluff

“You should get new pants before everyone gets to see that pretty bubble butt,” Rain hears from behind them, Dewdrop clearly having returned. Phantom snorts at his remark; he’s not very wrong.

Notes: Thought I should write a chapter about the "background" characters so here it is!

Playlist here. / Chapter 1 here or on AO3.

Read chapter 9 under the cut or on AO3.

Rain wakes up to a skinny forearm thrown right across his face, squishing his nose and making it a little hard to breathe. He groans as he opens his eyes, squinting in the bright light of the morning.

Phantom is snoring next to him, absolutely careless about the position of any of their appendages. Were Dewdrop with them, he’d call them a stick bug. Speaking of Dewdrop, he must’ve left earlier to let the horses out into the fields before the sun was fully up.

Rain opens his mouth to yawn and Phantom’s arm rolls down from his nose into the newly created space. Rain tickles them with his tongue before biting down, making the other wake up with a yelp.

“Ow, Rainy, what the fuck!?” they slur, pouting as they now stare at Rain with big puppy eyes.

“Sorry,” he giggles. He is not sorry. “For my defense, it was you trying to suffocate me in my sleep.”

Phantom only grumbles under their breath—still so sleepy—and wiggles under their covers. They curl up against Rain’s bare chest and nuzzle their face under his chin.

“Not awake ye–OW!” it’s Rain’s time to yelp as the other closes their mouth around his neck and bites him there. “Menace.”

Phantom giggles sleepily and snuggles in even closer. Rain can do nothing but sigh with a smile and wrap an arm around them to hold them close. They have time.

And it is, indeed, a while before they finally roll out of bed to go down to Rain’s pub for some breakfast. They find a note from Dewdrop there, saying that he grabbed a snack before leaving, but wanted to eat real breakfast with them. Of course he does, the sap.

Phantom all but falls back asleep in a worn-down but comfortable armchair in the corner as Rain cooks for them—some bacon, bread and scrambled eggs.

“Can you set water for tea?” he calls out. No reply comes, but soon enough a sleepy Phantom does appear by his side to oblige.

“Your hair is a mess again, batsy,” Rain notes, setting a pan down to run a hand through it, “you should see Aurora before you start whining it’s itchy on your neck.”

“And you should see Cumulus before everyone gets to see that pretty bubble butt,” they hear from behind them, Dewdrop clearly having returned. Phantom snorts at his remark; he’s not very wrong, the pair Rain currently has on is hanging on by approximately three threads. Nor is he wrong about his ass, it is both pretty and bubbly.

“Good morning, droplet,” Rain sighs with feigned exasperation, even despite the smirk on his face, which Dewdrop can’t see just yet. “I’ll get new work pants when these die, you know I love them.”

“More than me?” Dewdrop murmurs, coming up to wrap himself around the taller man from behind. 

“Of course not,” he chuckles as he puts a hand on the other’s where they are locked around his waist. “I love you and our stick bug more than anything.”

“Love you, too,” Phantom throws in, also gluing themself to Rain. Dewdrop hums, proud of himself and insanely in love with both of them.

“Should we invite Swiss and Mounty for breakfast?” the youngest suggests, looking over Rain’s shoulder. “You made a lot.”

“Yeah, the bacon needed to be done today,” Rain explains, moving it on the pan to cover it in some more fat. “You can go see if they’re up.”

“On it,” Phantom says through a yawn and leaves to fetch them. Not before pressing two little kisses to both Rain and Dewdrop’s cheeks.

It’s quiet for a little while—with Dewdrop still hanging off of Rain’s back—only the two pans and the kettle sizzling over the stove. It starts whistling soon enough, though, and Dewdrop has to peel himself away and take care of the tea. It’s not much work considering Phantom has already got everything ready, just water left.

Once the kettle is put away and the tea is brewing, Dewdrop stretches with his arms high above his head, back popping. Rain chuckles, looking over at him and not being able to fight the thought that he looks like a cat—as usual.

“How was your morning?” he asks, finally taking everything off of the stove.

“Hm, it was okay,” Dewdrop replies as he goes for the plates and cutlery. “No incidents.”

“Glad to hear you didn’t get literally run over by a bunch of horses,” Rain laughs. “Again.”

“Wish I could say it was one time,” the other mumbles under his breath, as if Rain doesn’t know exactly how many times things like that have happened to him. “And somehow it’s your pants ripping every few weeks.”

“That may be because of one or two very eager little menaces that always squeeze and pull at the poor fabric trying to get to my ass.”

Dewdrop smirked and was clearly about to say something more, presumably filthy, when the door opened again and Phantom—with Mounty and Swiss in tow, now—walked in. “Got ‘em.”

“G’morning,” Swiss rumbled. Mounty just waved in greeting, yawning.

“Phantom, did you wake them up?” Rain asked with furrowed brows as he took in the pair’s state.

“Well, that wasn’t the plan,” Phantom giggles. “But how was I supposed to see if they were up without…knocking?”

“You barged in announcing Rain made breakfast for us all,” Mounty laughs, not sounding too upset about that. It’s Swiss who doesn’t look very awake.

“Close enough,” Phantom shrugs—the image of innocence—and everyone bursts out laughing. Even Swiss, albeit a little slow and interrupted by a yawn or two.

“Okay, well,” Rain says after a bit, “I did make breakfast for us all, so take a seat.”

It quiets down only once they are all sat at a table with full plates and mugs of hot tea in front of them. Rain looks around for a moment, realizing how warm it feels, how he enjoys having people over and cooking for them; especially people he’s proud to be calling friends. Dewdrop notices he got a little lost in thought and squeezes his thigh.

“What about we invite them and the girls over for dinner, hm?” he offers. “You could show off all you want.”

Rain smiles. “Yeah, I’d like that.”

“But you’re wearing different pants,” Dewdrop teases, running his hand down to give his ass a firm squeeze. “That ass is mine.”

“And mine!” Phantom perks up, just a little too loud and a little too enthusiastic.

Everyone bursts out laughing once again.

[httpscomexe]

Slice

Day 9 of Kink-Tober - Knife Play

Summary: Two men have their eyes on you and just when you're about to end it all, they take you.

(Find What I’m currently writing by checking my pinned post)

Parings: Bucky x Reader x Loki

Warnings: (I honestly hated this, it was super rushed) Breaking in, oral, double oral, fingering, knife play (Lmk if I missed any)

Tags: @cellyx33 @foxherder @shybluebirdninja

Word Count: 2256 (Find my Kink-Tober list here)

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“This one smells good.” Your friend held a bouquet of flowers up to your nose, and it made you sneeze.

“Does it matter if it smells good?” You hate to be the pessimistic person here, but… “I mean they’re just gonna sit in front of a headstone.” She groans, clearly not liking your response.

Most people hate shopping with you. You’re bluntly honest. If they look fat in the dress, you tell them. If the shoes make their feet look like circus clowns, then you tell them. And of course, if they want to get flowers for a dead man’s gravestone, a yearly tradition for your best friend. Then honestly what’s the point in buying the ones that smell good. No one was going to bend over in the middle of a graveyard and smell the flowers.

It was cruel.

But you were honest.

“I knew I should’ve brought Kayley.” He huffs, putting the bouquet back in place before storming away from you, and you sigh. It wasn’t the first time she got mad at your honesty. You’re used to it.

“No wait, please… come back.” You don’t bother shouting. You’re quiet because you don’t want her to hear you.

You shove your hands in your pockets, fidgeting with the little keychain of your car keys as you stare down at another set of flowers. Sunflowers and other little white flowers that looked like little cotton balls on a stiff vine. They were cute, your favourite flowers were sunflowers. Probably not the best for a funeral though.

You sigh, more of a groan as you throw your head back. Normally Tiffany forgives you after an hour of being enraged, you were sure this time wouldn’t be any different as you picked up a bouquet of roses, some of them dyed to be black.

“Is this all you’d like?” The cashier asks, and you don’t bother responding, you just hand her your card and the fake smile on her face drops. “Okay, your total is $26.17, have a nice day.” You stare at the screen that says “approved " with a little green check mark before leaving the little store in the mall, grabbing one of the free “To and From,” cards from a little basket, which you scribble your name and Tiffany's on, along with a, “P.S. Sorry for being honest, and btw, these flowers are more appropriate for a graveyard than hibiscus. Those are for tea.” Before tying it around the stem of the roses and heading towards the parking lot.

“Of course.” You mumble to yourself. Your car is parked where you left it, but her car is gone.

She left you alone at the mall, at night, in the dark, where your two cars were the last ones there. Until now, it was just you.

Along with a motorcycle and a big ass black hummer, conveniently parked just across from your yellow beetle. Two men standing outside, one smoking a cigarette.

One of the men was tall, and skinny, but still muscular. You could tell when he flexed his arms as he crossed them over his chest. His hair was long, black, and greasy. You could see the ice blue eyes he adorned from a mile away. It was ridiculous.

The other man was a little shorter, but definitely more muscular. His hair was also long. He was wearing a red Henley with a nice jacket over it, a ball cap fastened on his head with a little ponytail peeking out from the back.

They both stared at you as you approached your car door. Your movements are hesitant. You were a little scared, reaching for the pepper spray in your pocket without them noticing.

“A little late for you to be out alone.” Greasy finally spoke up as you reached your door and opened it, quickly getting inside after saying something back.

“Good thing I’m going home.” You shout, closing the door and quickly starting the engine of your car, not wasting any time in backing out and leaving the parking lot. But also not missing the angry looks that both men give you.

You didn’t bother feeling bad for what you said. You just don’t have the energy to care much anymore.

She’s ‘threatened’ to stop being friends with you before. And it sounds fake, but you honestly wouldn’t care.

You just got out of a 5 year relationship because your fiance cheated on you with some other girl. Your cat got run over, and you lost your job because you’ve been sleeping in lately because you’re literally depressed.

So, tonight was the night.

You set your keys on the counter in their little bowl before typing your hair up into a high ponytail, leaving two little strands down for your bangs. Then you pull off your hoodie, you know your body heat is going to rise substantially. There was the bottle, sitting on top of your fridge. An entire glass bottle of vodka. And on the counter were sleeping meds and pills.

Tonight is the night.

You tell yourself again. Grabbing the bottle and pouring it into a mug, mixing the sleeping meds into the mug with every last one of your prescription pills, then you reach under your sink and grab your bleach, filling the rest of the mug with the liquid.

You turn around, pulling out your sharpest knife from the knife block on your counter, then you head to your bathroom. Partially excited, mostly scared.

Your biggest worry was your body might forcefully throw it all back up.

Hence, the knife.

If drugging yourself didn’t work, nor alcohol poisoning. Then surely blood loss would.

You turn the knob to your bathroom, freezing in the doorway as your eyes land on the yellow and white flowers, curiously tilting your head.

What the fuck?

The flowers you’d seen at the store… were just sitting there?

You place the mug on your bathroom counter, deciding to figure out why the fuck there were flowers there in the first place. Obsessed ex? Apologetic stalker? Normal stalker? Whoever it was, they knew your favourite flower.

You crouch down, lifting the bouquet into your hands and inspecting them before standing up, your eyes glued to the note wrapped around the stems, the little to and from card had words scribbled on it. Your heart dropped a little as you read it.

Y/N. We’ve been watching you. We know you. We know where you live. What you do every day. And soon, you’ll know us. Watch your back.

“What the actual fuck?” You say aloud, turning around as a sound suddenly comes from behind you. It sounded like the kitchen.

You grab your knife, which you’d set next to your mug.

Yea, so what if you wanted to die. Didn’t mean you wanted to be murdered. Plus, this sounded like a stalker situation, so you’d rather not be tortured.

“Hello?” Fucking hello? Did you think this was a horror movie? Shut up. You slowly stalk around your own home, searching for whatever caused the sound.

“There you are.” You spin around, almost losing your balance as you turn on your heels at a full 180. “Did you like your flowers?” The man asks, his same greasy hair from earlier was now half tied up, and his fingers were locked behind his back.

“Who the fuck-”

“Is the knife necessary?” A deeper voice asks from behind you, making you turn again. The other man, still in his red henley, his ball cap off and his jacket thrown over the back of your couch. “How about you put that down.”

“How about you both get out of my house.” You didn’t plan on using the knife honestly. It’s not like you would’ve been able to overpower these two men. Both of them alone with each three times your size. They could cough and knock you over.

“You have a bad attitude.” He grins as you face him, the knife tip pointed at him almost accusingly. “She’s snarky, isn’t she Loki?” He asks the other man, slowly stalking towards you.

“Oh I believe she is, maybe a little much for my liking.”

“Such an attitude…” Suddenly, two large hands are on your waist. Causing you to jump forward and quickly turn around again, the hands are replaced from Lokis’ to the other man's hands, but he keeps you still in a much firmer grip as Loki gets unbearably close, his snake-like fingers reaching up to cup your face.

“Remember us darling?” He whispers, bringing his body flat against yours as he doesn’t give you time to speak, leaning down to press his lips to your throat and the other man takes the other side, both of them leaving marks. “James and I aren’t very happy with the attitude you gave us…” He growls, biting you carefully before pulling away again to look into your eyes, and you feel fuzzy. In the reflection of his eyes you see green, and your body feels numb, almost limp as you stand there before your feet move on their own, taking Loki's hand as he brings you to your bedroom, Bucky following close behind.

“Go ahead and lie down darling.” You listen without a word, crawling into your bed and lying down, even voluntarily opening your legs for them.

“Now she’s being good?”

“A little mind control never hurts anybody.” Your eyes watch as they both get close, Bucky reaching over his head to pull off his shirt as Loki moves his hand, a green light fog-like substance emitting from his fingers before a dagger appears, and your eyes widen. “What’s the matter darling?” He teases, then holds up the dagger before crawling between your legs. “This?” He brings the blade close to your throat then carefully drags it down to your chest. “This is just in case you decide not to behave.” He whispers as he gets close to your ear, James’ hands holding you still by your waist, and one of his hands moves down your waist, to your hips, to your thigh, then between your legs, under your shorts.

“Get the fuck off me…” You try to shout, but the attention felt amazing. You didn’t want them to stop, you wanted them to tear you apart.

“Hush now darling…” Loki grips the knife in his hand, and the blade gets caught on your shirt before he begins to drag it up, completely tearing it away from your body, leaving you on full display for the two men, and you keep still, the knife trailing down the valley of your breasts, down to your stomach, was enough to keep you quiet. “Tie her down..” You lips part open, James’ hands wrap around your waist, lifting you up as he pushes you against the headboard and two light green strands of light circle around your wrists before they secure you to the bed frame, turning into vines, another one joining to cover your mouth, silencing you.

“Alright…” James starts, crawling between your legs, his lips attaching to your neck. “Let's get started already…” You’re about to start yelling at him, to beg him to get off, but then you whine in pain, the blade of the knife dragging down your thigh and James moves off of you slightly, making room for Loki to bend down, his tongue licking at the trickle of blood that seeps out of the side of your thigh.

“Shit…” You groan, and James' metal arm comes around, his fingers attaching around your neck as he lifts your head from looking down at your thigh and your eyes glue onto his before his lips connect with yours in a fierce kiss. Now it starts. You realise as Loki straddles one of your legs, his lips attaching to the other side of your throat as his knife pokes at the soft skin of your stomach. You weren’t sure what they would do with you after they were done with you, and honestly you weren’t too ready to know.

“She takes fucking amazing…” James groans, his hips bucking slightly to meet yours, and Loki pulls back for a moment, the knife trailing along with him as he leans down, pressing kisses to your bare thighs, then his knife hooks around your shorts, tearing them and his hands make work with your panties.

“With as much as I want to tear these off of you, they’re to fucking pretty to shred.” He tells you, pulling them off of your legs and down your thighs until they’re off and thrown away somewhere in the room, and he wastes no time and leaning down, pressing his tongue to your heat as he licks from your hole to your clit, biting it gently before repeating the movement, and they already have you a moan mess, James leaning down to suck at your nipples, twisting and pulling what he can’t grab. You let out another moan, Loki's fingers finding their way to easily slip into your cunt, and he thrusts his fingers, his digits finding the spongy spot inside of you which made you feel feral as he stroked it perfectly. His other hand busy with the knife as he presses it further against your thigh, James leaning down to immediately clean your skin of blood as they switch places, now with James's metal fingers inside of you, Loki's lips attached to yours, and you could taste yourself on his tongue as you sat still for them, unmoving at Loki’s mercy.

[bamfaholic]

Pietro Maximoff Headcannons

Specifically the Fox movies, portrayed by Evan Peters

A/N: Just my personal head cannons! This is a little bulleted list, and dedicated to my husbutch @snikt-addict <3

He's absolutely a stoner, he has a really good dealer so he knows the source. It's hard to get super close to him to be able to smoke a bowl for (practically) free but he's probably the cheapest and best dealer you'll find.

The bong/blunt rotations in his little basement cave are to die for

He's not stupid, either. He did very well in school, but once his powers manifested he got serious imposter syndrome. Everyone believes he's cried wolf, what believe what you can't see? So he gave up on his future. The Institute helps him rekindle his desire to pursue education and a career. He wants to go into IT

He also had a similar experience to Charles, where he thought he was the only "gifted" person out there. His mom was tight lipped, knowing the chances, and was praying her son wouldn't be like his father. He is exactly like his father.

He has a heart condition, with a main symptom of tachycardia and arrhythmia due to the strain of his super speed running. It's worse the faster and longer he goes.

He's hesitant to take any medications for this, let alone see a doctor. He's terrified of medical gaslighting and abuse from being a mutant.

Despite this, he gets dizzy spells. He doesn't pass out often, but if he goes pretty fast or isn't taking care of himself he's much more likely to end up kissing the ground

He also has EDS! He's very hyper mobile (you can see it in the movies, look at the original slow motion at the Pentagon - watch his fingers!) And his joints are fucky. He should be wearing compression gear, but good luck getting him to cooperate.

He damages his body every time he uses his ability, due to the gforce from throwing his body that fast. He doesn't care. He's had internal bleeding scares, and has ended up in the ER after some of his heists

He also needs that high carb diet. He's BURNING through calories, and fat won't burn quick enough for his super speed. Which is why he is constantly craving sugary foods like Twinkies and Ding Dongs. It's also why he's pretty skinny despite his diet.

He's an insomniac. Partly because of his depression, he has racing thoughts and it's always too quiet when people settle down to rest.

He's a kleptomaniac, but he doesn't take joy in it much anymore. It was fun at first, especially realizing he couldn't be caught, but now his fingers are sticky because he's addicted to the adrenaline rush and dopamine hit

He's also extremely poor. His mother is still single, and so she's a single income woman in the 70s with a young daughter. He often steals for his family, especially Wanda. He'll sneak her a toy or a treat when his mom isn't looking

He's the best bigger brother you could ask for. Is he perfect? No. But he loves Wanda and would die for her. He's not the best babysitter sometimes, ADHD goes brr, but be damned he can make a mean pancake and play princess tea party

He has a thick wall up. It would take a long time to really see the raw Pietro. Deep down he's a scared kid. He knows who his dad is, a terrorist, but his dad is none the wiser. He can outrun anything, anyone, but death. He's going to try, though, or let it be by his own hand.

Pietro goes by Peter mostly because he's an angsty teen, but to also hide his Romani and Jewish heritage. It's hard enough being Romani and a Jew, but the bigotry of being a mutant on top was too much so he's trying to stealth the best he can.

His imposter syndrome also latches onto the fact that he passes as a white person, but Wanda does not. His silver hair is natural, part of his mutation. His mother does look Romani too.

He's not religiously Jewish, neither is his mother or sister. His mother was raised reformed religious Jewish however.

He loves to tinker with tech, take things apart, sodder things, whatnot. It's all things he's stolen or dumpster dove.

His Walkman is his comfort object. It's hard to find him without it.

Man is AuDHD, needs severe stimulation. His stimming/fidgeting has damaged things before as he mindlessly goes super speed.

He is VERY angry at Erik for leaving him behind. The movies make it seem impossible for Wanda and him to be anything but step siblings but I hate that. Erik has no idea he has a son though, as Erik is a MAJOR family man. Pietro still holds it against him that he went on with his life while his mom scrapes by, especially with the social stigmas of the time.

[unidot]

Some Fade Valorant headcanons from my twt

-Since her powers are not mind reading and not clear, she also uses her psychology knowledge to base assumptions on people and use their fears against them more affectively

-Fidgets with her hands a lot. She either uses an object to keep her hands busy or uses her nightmare tendrils

-Doing henna and drawing are some kind of meditation for her. They help her to keep herself grounded when the nightmares and visions get especially bad

-She prefers bitter coffee

-Born in the city of Bursa, later moved to İstanbul

-She doesnt have a cat of her own, mostly takes care of street cats

-She loves homemade food but is not that good at cooking so she mostly goes to restaurants that makes homemade like food

-She is around 172 cm (5'8") tall and is 27-28 years old

-since its confirmed that the nightmare is not a seperate entity, the prowlers act on her most basic emotions deep down (playing with people she likes, hissing at people she dislikes etc)

-She cant shut down her powers because they work like a 6th sense in a way. She constantly feels the fear and discomfort around her but choses to not focus on it

-Designed her own nazar symbol

-She is really bad at singing

-likes photography and she is good at it thanks to needing to take a lot of photos in her job

-Knows hacking because she hacked into Cypher's computers and compiled all the information on the protocol without being detected

-she sometimes plays chess with Cypher

-Her favorite color is blue (color of nazar, her vest and her ult)

-does coffee fortune telling for her friends

-her favourite food is mantı

-didnt really had a good education but has a lot of knowledge on stuff thanks to reading a lot and doing a lot of research on stuff she is curious about

-She was really skinny when she joined vp (mostly because she didnt really took good care of herself as she did research for her blackmail attack) gained some fat and muscle after vp's food and training

-she learned some German in middleschool and highschool. With that vp has 2 agents who both knows Turkish and German (Kj being half Turkish from her mothers side)

-Omen and her dms are full of cat videos they found

-her prowlers name is Karabasan

-her favorite book genres are books that explore the human mind or detective books

-she tans easily

-she dislikes swimming. Prefers to read a book on the beach

-she is generally tidy but can get messy when she is focused on a mission. Her desk especially becomes a mess

-she smells like coffee and burnt sages

-she doesn't really care about other agents' opinions on her. She is still friendly sometimes and civil to them, but if they don't forgive her, she honestly doesn't give a shit. And agents that still dislike her are mostly civil towards her

-if she is feeling down, she often goes on walks outside. Helps to clear her mind

-its hard for her to care for something or someone. But if she does, she cares so much

-she has a motorcycle back home. It's easier and more efficient for her since Istanbul traffic can be hell

-she is great at gambling or games like gambling since she is observant and can just feel the peoples fear or anxiety of losing

-she sometimes falls asleep (passes out) on random places if she hasn't slept in a really long time

-Omen knit a sweater and a scarf for her

-she gets along with Harbor really well. They share books and talk about their experiences with working in Realm while drinking tea or coffee

-she can really relate to Neon with not being able to control her powers fully and that affecting her life and relationships. She doesn't admit it, though

-she plays backgammon with Cypher and Harbor

-she spends a lot of time and effort on her "messy" appearance

-she is one of the busiest agents. She gets a lot of assignments (mostly intel work)

-she knows all of the agents' most secrets and fears but she honestly couldnt care less. Your secret is safe with her (If you are on her good side)

-she prefers to use a Phantom than a Vandal

-she finds Dizzy cute because she looks like a sleepy kitten

-she is still secretly salty about KAY/O catching her

-she and Skye dont really like eachother that well but they see eachother often during the early mornings (Skye going for a morning run and Fade still not sleeping) and Skye's tiger and Fade's prowlers likes to play so they end up seeing eachother more than they would like

-Used to go to clubs and bars often. Mostly to stay awake and keep her mind busy

-She is actually kinda rich. Her bounty hunter job paid her well

-Secretly wants Neon's black cat plushie but would never admit it

-she is really great at reading people but she is bad at interacting positively towards them. Her compliments or her comforting words can be awkward or just not appropriate

-other than cats, one of the other animals she really likes is octopuses

-she and Chamber trade expensive coffee

-she has a lot of scars on her body

-she is not that psychically strong compared to other agents

-she has high alcohol tolerance

-names all the cats she looks after on the streets. Either gives them cute names or just normal human names

-she is superstitious. Mostly about nazar

-her hand writting is really messy

-she was born left handed but she is now ambidextrous

[goldendoodledenny]

IM DOING IT!

INSPIRATION HAS STRUCK!! (also the fact there are, like NO Adamai fanfics)

Adamai x gn reader head cannons! (Sfw)

Reader is referred to as Y/N

Pre dating-

He isn't exactly shy

After all, he DID save the world a while back

And he is (according to me) 6" 2

Buuuuut... He can get shy

Not really noticable, but he can

You could MAYBE see it in him looking away for a half a second

Or if his tail curls around his ankle a little

But he can keep a good conversation with you

What he CANT DO

Is tell you his ✨ feelings✨

Whenever he tries it usually comes out like this:

"hey, y/n, do u wanna... Uh... Um..."

(He blushes slightly)

"... Nvm I gtg... Uh... Do something..."

And then walks off

When he DOES (finally) ask u out

Hes all fancy about it

Like, he makes reservations at a restaurant before hand

Gets a nice suit

And arrives at ur house with flowers

He says, while kneeling and holding the flowers up to you:

"y/n... I've wanted to ask this for a while... Will you go out with me?"

(lol this is prolly just how I would want him to do this 🤣)

Or maybe he packs a picnic basket and grabs a pretty flower and asks u out

Dating-

He would randomly hug u from behind, giving u a kiss on the neck

He love, Love, LOVES carrying you!

Wether ur skinny and mini, or ur ✨big✨ and "fat*" if ur ✨short✨ or tall, it dont matter

*not trying to body shame, just trying to include everyone, if u find it offensive, please tell me so I can correct my mistake! 😣

Loves cuddles

He'll gently curl his tail around one of ur legs and hold you close

I think he would start purring if u 2 were comfy enough

(squealing in Ad simp)

He would LOVE watching movies w/ u

Especially cheesy romantic ones

Or even horror

Don't worry, he'll protect u from the demons from The Conjuring ᕙ⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠ᕗ

(wish I had me a man like that... Or a man at all T-T)

Likes to take u out on picnics, or just to walk thru the sadida forest

He gently holds ur hand

He would fight for you, and HE WILL

Someone flirting with u?

He's pulling u back with his tail giving the other person a death glare

Sometimes he ends up fighting them and u gotta pull him back

Or u could sit there, drinking tea (or whatever u wanna drink), watching the chaos unfold

Point is, he loves u with all his heart

And if u break it, imma knock some SENSE into u! >:(

Bye! See you next time! (If there IS a next time)

[wearethewinx]

I'm ngl between all the winx, I always thought Aisha would be like... more lean than muscled. It's been a while since I've actively watched winx, but her body being more built for flexibility just felt right to me- maybe because she's essentially the fairy of water??? Go with the flow, curve it all around kinda vibe you know.

.......now if anyone in the Winx is buff, it would be Flora and Bloom- Flora because I have seen gardeners and farmers in my lifetime, and their biceps were enough to make me go hoowee mama and Bloom because she hates exercise but she wants to punch her enemies in the face hard enough to permanently damage their nose (Icy).

Musa... idk, she can go either way tbh- buff, stick, lean? She's just vibing. I can't ever imagine Tecna being buff, because... well. On the other hand, her being buff doesn't feel too off to me either. Also Stella has been stuck on the idea of being attractive for years, she'll either be unhealthily thin or happily fat to me- it's the uh. ED projection.

Also ik you were pointing out the obv racism w the fandoms treatment of Aisha, making her the more buff and aggressive girl out of the winx (when uhm. I'm ngl she is Not, pls let's not forget s1-3 Bloom who had no understanding of chill, and Stella who is usually in control of herself but would beat a mf after enough transgressions), but I just wanted to give a brief thought into my own personal thoughts on which of the winx would be buff.

Agreed! I definitely see Aisha as fit but lean, very beach bunny-esque

Tbh I don't really see any of the winx being 'buff,' although I do think Bloom being pretty strong makes sense. She just has strong vibes. A couple people have mentioned buff Flora to me, but I think where I differ is that I see Flora as like... a botanist, y'know? Not a farmer/landscaper. That said, I think life on Linphea would probably still be pretty physically active, so she's not unfit either

Musa I can absolutely only imagine as a stick with boobs. I like to imagine her gaining a bit of weight as she gets healthier and gets used to having better access to food, but I genuinely find it hard to picture because she just. Has stick vibes for some reason

I have unpopular opinions on Tecna. Being from an icy planet, it makes NO sense for her to be skinny, and I hc her being into martial arts (Tecna loves punching and smashing, talk to the wall), so I draw her body very similar to mine- someone who retains both muscle and fat readily, so she's very dense and thickly built despite eating and working out fairly little

I think I've talked about this before, but for me an absolutely non-negotiable, fundamental aspect of Stella's character is that her self-esteem is genuine. That she really does love how she looks, that it's the only thing she's not insecure about. It's a HUGE part of what makes her so unique and interesting, so having her worry about her weight? Having her vanity be portrayed as self-destructive instead of self-loving? It's uh. Not my cup of tea

Happily fat Stella is the enlightened man's headcanon (despite the fact that I personally draw her as thin lol)

Thanks for the ask!!

[olderthannetfic]

Hi feederism/ed anon here, i'm just curious about what ethics are considered here, i'm not sure why 'its not a concern bcz things are worse and insignificant' is being said when my claim isn't the opposite or to rally against it but i get covering bases. I think binge eating and food addiction is disordered eating. Anyways with anorexia someone entering the fetish world will enable their ed and same with feederism, imo. Ofcourse everything can be ideally done in a safe way and we need to afford more agency to the people and provide frameworks. Perhaps also you don't see a lot of these my 600lb like shows, obvs very minor cases but i would assume anyone would regret destroying their health due to getting into it eventually and my issue is where does the responsibility for the feeder come in.

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I don't think you see just how much baggage that ask was laden with.

Literally why do you care?

And I don't mean "Why do you care that people harm themselves?" I mean "Why do you care when it's about food and not the rest of the time?"

Tons of kink practices can be dangerous if done the wrong way or done to extreme. All kinksters have a responsibility to think about their actions and make conscious choices.

People with emotional problems of all kinds can get worse in kink spaces. Or better. It depends on the person and is not my business or responsibility as a rando who doesn't even know them.

The feeder is not more responsible than the feed-ee or whatever they're called. If it's a consensual BDSM thing, they both chose it, and they both accepted the dangers.

Why are you treating this as a victim and someone in charge?

Also, frankly, we don't know if a given person gaining a bunch of weight through kink practices is actually all that unhealthy. We know that high weights are associated with bad health outcomes, but they're often a product of an underlying health condition. Sometimes, they're a sign of a sedentary lifestyle, which we know to be massively unhealthy.

Do I think it's probably unhealthy? Sure, but I drink alcohol, and I drink far more tea than the recommended daily level of caffeine. Lots of people do unhealthy things that are part of their culture or that they personally enjoy.

This idea that fatness is uniquely and dramatically unhealthy is very silly.

The kink being rare doesn't make it more or less healthy. That wasn't the point. The point is that because it is rare, you focusing on this is suspicious in the extreme. Why this and not something else?

I don't watch a lot of reality TV, but do most of those My 600 LB Life stars actually get fat through kink?! And if they don't, then why are you making this connection?

On another note, do you actually understand anything about how bodies work? If I entered into some sort of feeder relationship, I'd have to also be bedridden to gain that kind of weight. Genetically, my body just doesn't want to be all that heavy. I fidget it off. Not down to a super skinny size, but down to about my current size. I could gain 50 Lbs, no problem. I could not gain 200 Lbs without a decade and major mobility changes prior to the weight. Even if people are doing this kink IRL, how much are they actually packing on? I don't know, and it seems like you don't either. How can we talk realistically about the dangers if we don't even know what the RL kink community looks like?

If your issue is "I want to be a feeder, but I think I'd be harming my partner", then say so.

Otherwise, this sounds like someone who has watched too much sensationalist media about how fatness is the devil.

[healthbiz]

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[three--rings]

I'm sure Aunt Shirley's bread is great, but just for bread snobs, be aware this is not going to produce an authentic baguette. Something more like your average American grocery store "French bread." This is enriched bread since it includes milk and fat.

Baguettes only include flour, water, salt, yeast. When I make baguettes I do the following: water in bowl with added yeast as above. (Sugar is not necessary for bread, it does making rising a little faster.) Add flour (bread flour for preference because it makes chewier bread) and salt, knead with dough hook for 5-7 minutes in the stand mixer.

You can also totally knead by hand but I'm lazy and disabled so machine it is. Kneading will make the bread smooth and chewier by awakening the gluten. You can alternate how much you feel like kneading by what texture you want. Dough should be tacky and a little soft even after kneading. It's high moisture.

Let rise about an hour then cut and form loaves. Cut dough into however many pieces you want based on how big you want your loaves. You can make skinny baguettes or thicker ones. My recipe calls for making 4, but I prefer the size if I only divide it into three.

Then I cover a tea towel in a lot of flour and make a couche (i.e. fold it into accordian style hills to make little beds for the loaves to lie in while they rise. You probably don't need to do that, but it helps them not spread and stay loaf shaped.)

Cover with another towel and let rise for an hour or so, then slice lines in the top with a very sharp knife and put into a 450 degree oven with a preheated roasting pan in it. Pour water into the pan to create steam and put in the bread on baking trays. (The steam makes a crispy crust.) Bake 15-20 min.

People think bread is hard, but what it takes is just doing it a bunch. Even precise measurements won't save you because it depends on the humidity in your kitchen that day and you may need a lot more flour or water to get the dough right from day to day.

But bread isn't complex. It's flour, water, salt, and yeast. If I'm making pizza dough I add olive oil. If I'm baking in a tin I grease it with butter.

Hardcore traditional baguettes take me like 10 minutes of active work and 2-3 hours total waiting time. And even then 7 minutes of active work is waiting for the stand mixer. Cleaning up flour from the table is the hardest part.

looking up bread recipes (food that has been made by human beings for thousands of years) and every single one of them is like hi everyone today we’re making a simple no-mess instant yeast 2 loaf recipe that anyone can make. to start you’re going to need a stand mixer, a dutch oven, an industrial thresher to grind your flour, a piss carbonator, and 1 3/4 cups of water

[hooterhorror]

May I request Bubba and Thomas with a s/o who is self conscious about their weight? They start hiding behind baggy clothes and just prefer to stay in the room. (Currently going through it and it sucks.)

ofc, sweetpea! so sorry you're going through a rough spot and sorry this is late, but I hope this is good! 🫀

Thomas and Bubba with a weight self conscious s/o

warnings: body discomfort/dysmorphia, general talks about insecurity and it's effects, like depression and etc.

Thomas.

Now let's start this off by saying that Thomas isn't exactly skinny or built like a Hollywood star. He's physically strong and you can definitely feel his muscles when you grab his bicep or lay on him, but it's all protected by fat.

Thomas isn't confident in himself either, but he doesn't hate his body. His insecurities all centers around his face, it's his epicenter of self hatred. He appreciates his body for what it does and his physical strength.

and if you ever told Thomas you didn't like your body or felt downright horrible about your weight, he'd take a second to consider his words. His actions.

He's noticed you've been wearing more of your larger shirts, or snatching some old ones from his closet. At first he thought you looked downright adorable, but then you started to coop yourself up in your shared bedroom.... and he started to worry.

he doesn't wait for you to tell him. He gently asks what's going on. Points out you're not your usual self when you try to defend or pretend everything's okay, you're "just tired"

he isn't one to pry or force, but he needs you to talk. He's worried sick, especially if he finds out you've barely eaten.

don't worry. If you start crying because it's built up and you've finally broken under the weight of it, he'll wrap you up in his arms or hold your hand. Whatever works best for you, he's doing it. He'll wipe your face and try to soothe you in that raspy painful sounding voice of his, something only you get to hear.

" 'sokay. 'sokay."

"I just feel so horrible, Tommy... I thought I was getting better. But I feel so- so gross!"

He makes you look him in the eye, his gaze telling you just how upset he is to hear you say that. He'll rest his forehead against yours.

if he could, he'd tell you how beautiful you are. How he wishes he could change the way you think and perceive yourself. He knows he can't, so he'll do whatever he can.

His focus will be on you. He'll take breaks from his chores to check on you and make sure you're eating. After you've explained that feeling so bad makes it hard to eat, he'll ask his momma to make you small meals or snacks and sit you down to make sure you eat at least a little something!

she'll even make you sweet tea, complimenting and praising you for getting our of bed and cleaning yourself up. She's there for you just as much as Thomas is. If you're gonna be her guys future spouse, you're immediately family. She treats you as such.

She and Thomas give Hoyt extra hard stares when he even opens his mouth around you. It's hands on sight from either of them if he says anything about how you look.

"Look who's finally out of bed."

[cue the sound of Luda mae's slipper flying through the air]

even if it takes years, Thomas will make sure you are least start to see yourself the way he sees you.

Bubba.

I use she/he/they for bubba!

He's absolutely perplexed when he finds out how you view yourself and your body. I think he'd just sit there as they process your admission, then starts babbling in confusion-

"But you're so gorgeous!"

That doesn't change how you feel. She figures that much out, and then he's pulling you into their arms and stroking your head gently.

You'll be able to cry into their chest, let everything out- scream if you need to. Bubba would glare even at Drayton if he stomps up the stares to yell about the racket.

You matter the most to Bubba right then.

Like Thomas he thought your in the baggy clothes you chose to shield yourself with, and even as he's trying to help you out of this rough patch, bubba will offer you some of his- maybe even knit you something! Your comfort zone isn't something she'll push you out of. He'll protect you and make sure you feel safe and comfortable at all times.

Bubba is also chubby! Delightfully so! And they've learned overtime to love what they hate. She knows it's not something you can force, he knows that.

But he'll help you teach yourself that you're fucking perfect. No matter how long it takes.

It starts from appreciating what your body does for you. It's okay to feel down in the dumps, but it's never okay to compare yourself to someone else.

Bubba does not want to hear about how you're worried about he'll like someone with a "better" body.

You are his SOULMATE. period.

You have hands that fit perfectly in Bubba's. A face that's so squishy and kissable. A brilliant smile. The perfect frame to fit in their arms when they hug you real tight...

You *are* his ideal.

[multifandomthoughts]

Earl Grey Tea with Law

TW: none

Gender Neutral Reader

Requested by: anonymous

Part of the Soulmate Tea Party Event!

The faint sound of music…ever since you turned 16 there has been the ever so slight tune in your head. Now as an adult, you wonder if you’ll ever meet the person on the other side. Sometimes it gets stronger, but other times it almost fades into nothing. Ever since you decided to sail the seas and explore the world, it has fluctuated violently.

Those who you’ve traveled with have told you that it’s the music of your soulmate; they hear your favorite types of music while you hear theirs. Part of you wonders what they’re hearing on the other end, while another tries to determine just who this mystery person is to whom you’re now audibly bound. You’ve known people who have met their soulmates by bumping into them, but across land and ocean it seems impossible for you.

Sighing, you realize you need food and supplies for your next adventure. You make your way to the mast of your minuscule (in comparison to others) ship. You had heard some big conflict had happened in the country of Dressrosa, so you’re curious to see what the aftermath looked like and if possible you want to scavenge some valuables from the wreckage. But before you can get there you have to stop along the way, and the island just ahead seems like the best bet.

To your bemusement, your music has yet again started getting louder, yet as you circle the island looking for the best place to dock it does not get any quieter the further you go. Any direction, you cannot escape that melody. Whoever your elusive match is, right now they’re here. Thoughts start flooding your brain left right and center. Are they a man, a woman, or other? Are they tall or short, skinny or fat? Strong or weak? You shake your head trying to overthrow the invasive thoughts. You’re here to get supplies and move on ahead.

Heading into port, you notice a yellow metal vessel docked nearby, flying a flag you swear you recognize from somewhere. As you enter the shopping district, the noise is almost deafening and almost painful to hear. So distracted are you with this, in fact, that you don’t notice the crowds parting as a man walks down the street towards you clutching his head. Neither of you have your eyes set ahead of you, and so it’s inevitable when you collide.

Your ears are ringing, not only from the noise of the hustle and bustle, but from the music you’re hearing inside your head. “I’m so-“ You cut yourself off. The music has stopped. Is this man your soulmate? It seems the mysterious man has stopped clutching his head, and has relaxed a bit. “What? Oh great it’s quiet now. Guess that means it’s you, huh? I told Bepo this kind of thing was ridiculous, but here I am being proven wrong. So who are you?“ His voice is deep and warm, and you feel a pang of something you can’t discern.

Clearing your throat, you announce your name to the man. He’s tall and handsome with dark hair, and you swear you’ve seen him before. “My name is Trafalgar Law, and I’m the captain of the Heart Pirates.” Oh. That’s where you’ve seen him before. He’s one of the worst generation.

The realization of what all this meant swept over you at once and left you with a chill up your back. Your soulmate is one of the most dangerous pirates of this era, up there with the murderous “Captain” Kidd or the enigmatic “Straw Hat” Luffy.

“I can’t believe you’re my soulmate! You’re one of the strongest pirates on the sea? What’s a pirate like you doing on an island like this? You chirp, eager to know what your soulmate is up to, and where he’s going. “I’m refueling and restocking. If I’m going to continue to feed my crew and play doctor for them, I’m going to need supplies.” He states numbly. “Really? I’m doing the same thing, I’m on the way to Dressrosa! But wait… you and Straw Hat Luffy were the ones who wrecked that place, weren’t you?”

He raises an eyebrow at the coincidence of all that, but shrugs. “Yeah there’s next to nothing there except wrecked houses and hopeful people. I wouldn’t recommend a visit for a while.” You nod in agreement of that assessment, now having to consider a new destination. “Well, where are you heading then?” “Why do you want to know?” He huffed, pulling his hat down over his eyes. “You don’t exactly look like a pirate yourself, only a wandering traveler who’s lost in this drowning sea. Let’s just say that I’m on my way to somewhere far off, unreachable to those without the knowledge.”

You pout at that dig, knowing fully well that you can get anywhere you wanted if only you put your mind to it. “I’m the one with your music in my head, and you’re the one with mine. I think that makes me plenty qualified to make a request or two of you. So… take me with you! I’ve been a skilled enough pirate to navigate the New World so far, I’ve kept my own ship in good shape, and if you take me on yours I can sell mine for some extra berries you can use for future expenses. It just makes sense, plus you’re not about to turn your back on your soulmate, are you?”

Law sighs and bites his lip. “Alright, you can come with me. But only if you keep the music you play low. To be honest, I’m not a fan of the mixture of genres you have.” Law stifles a laugh, knowing that you had a particularly interesting catalogue of music, not limited to songs from memes. “Oh, says the one who either listens to classical or Black Sabbath.” You retort with a smile.

“So, where to?”