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so. like.
what is happles doing in theological husbandry.
#like. it's clearly just having lunch#but. where do the creatures actually come from. is a wings of thunder bat even a real species#does it literally give birth#does it just frankenstein a monster#walking up to mr hearts with a microphone in hand like excuse me sir (alien bat with no concept of gender)#do you or do you not fuck that plated seal#yin-thoughts#fallen london
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All of my Black Ops ladies in formal outfits 💛💙❤️🖤
From left to right—
Joanne (Mason's wife, David's mother), Lillian (paired with Weaver), Claire (paired with Adler), Nadia (OC!Bell, paired with Woods)
#artists on tumblr#call of duty#call of duty black ops#call of duty black ops cold war#call of duty oc#black ops#oc: joanne locklear#oc: lillian scott#oc: claire anderson#oc: nadezhda#so in my headcanons nadia/bell's survival was kept from adler for a good while#but joanne dies by late 1983#but if i was drawing my girls in pretty dresses i wasn't going to exclude my beloved (literal) golden sunshine child#so we'll say this is in december 1982. nadia is rehabilitated enough woods invites her to some fancy dinner being thrown#because even though she's nervous he convinces her to get out of the house every once in a while. she actually does better around people#mason and joanne have just found out about the cancer diagnosis so this is mason's last hurrah before he takes some time off for his family#claire gave birth to william back in october and she and adler are in whatever the heck she and adler are in for the rest of their lives#lillian and weaver are chilling with their 3 out of 5 kids. like i think they have the most tame personal life out of the lot 😭#one day maybe i'll draw the guys' reaction to this (just to have an excuse to throw them all in suits)#this is giving me a short non-canon fic idea but i don't know if i'll ever write it#if y'all do want my black ops novelization fic that i literally just published the prologue to then let me know though 👀👀👀
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i am always so interested in thinking about what ryan perceived homelander and becca’s ‘relationship’ being like pre s4 finale
like your dad’s always going on about how he hates humans and clearly has no respect for any of them and your mother had a husband she loved very much but apparently she cheated on him with your dad? but by the time your father comes into your life for the first time it’s clear your mother doesn’t like your father in the slightest (did they ever talk about what becca told ryan what happened/who was his father before homelander found them? because depending on what she said it just keeps looking weirder to ryan)
also ryan saw homelander mistreat her several times in the span of just the first 3 episodes of season 2 (don’t even get me started on the last 2 episodes of s2 though… him kidnapping ryan from becca almost turned me into a homelander anti) and i’m sure ryan picked up on her not wanting homelander anywhere near him… plus when homelander was visibly hurting becca ryan literally snapped (love a mama’s boy!) and told homelander that he hated him and wanted him out of their lives
i think to try and attempt to have a somewhat stable relationship with his father (the last biological family that he knew of left) ryan must’ve blocked out or pushed down or has some other type of internal coping mechanism where he just forgot about all that because dear god is it messy 😭
#homelander#becca butcher#ryan butcher#also like if i found out my dad raped my mom i would kill him#but ryan’s in this situation where his dad is literally all he has left#like god anything he does/doesn’t do has got to feel awful#this also makes me think about if ryan might feel some guilt about the circumstances of his birth#like obviously it’s not his fault#but idk i think that would be interesting to explore considering how becca’s life was completely uprooted#but she also managed to hide her pain from him for a decade and always seemed so happy (when homelander wasn’t around)#god if only the writers cared enough about becca to give this any thought lol#i just have a lot of thoughts on the homelander becca ryan dynamic/situation#the boys#headcanons
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witches work with the forces of nature and life and death. for all peoples’ talk of dirty, gritty, bloody, dangerous magic, if you can’t handle even talking about, let alone honoring the organ and group of people who literally create life, I’m not afraid to say you’re spineless and have no business calling yourself a witch
#ppl are gonna hate this post idc. read my tags.#it doesn’t just ‘have its place’ it’s literally a massive fucking deal in every magical and religious practice like ever#interesting how we always jump to the exclusion of women who don’t have a womb/don’t want to birth children when talking about the power of#birthgiving but everyone will talk all day about ‘phallic’ stuff without blinking an eye. what about trans men and men who’ve lost their#penis’s? but no one gives a fuck about them and it’s not considered exclusive or suspect to talk about Ye Holy Phallus.#it’s sexism plain and simple#as a child free lesbian I am not bothered in the slightest about references to wombs and birth in the craft#you know what does bother me? the gender roles in all this divine masculine/feminine stuff
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Why are people so obsessed with making the air nomads bad people???? Why are people obsessed with making the formerly extinct minority have some dark messed up past???
#“the air nomads abandoned no benders”#No????#That literally makes no sense as not only would the kid have to be at least 3-7 to start showing signs of bending#and sometimes even older#i sincerely doubt that the pacifism believing race would abandon a toodler that they raised cause they cant make wind go woosh#like no other race does that?#so why would the most PEACEFUL one do it#and even then if there WHERE abandoned non bending air nomads then their would be a HIGH chance of their being air bending air benders#in the show#as it is shown that non benders can give birth to benders#atla#avatar aang#air nomads
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Astrology may be bullshit but I don't care if some depressed girls find joy in it... What happened to minding your own business
#lewis talk#I personally dgaf about any of that but I don't mind others who do gaf#I've never been forcibly engaged in conversations about it before though so you can tell how I don't have a strong opinion HAHAHAHA#It's literally okay...#I also think the posts that are like “which birth month is your Garfield!!” or something are very cute and entertaining#But that's not astrology per se sorry LMFAOOOOAKSFJOAKSF I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT IT RANDOMLY#My other ex hated astrology because she didn't want anyone determining her own fate or something#Which I totally get... but it doesn't even do that... if you don't believe - nothing will happen#At least that's what I think about religion as well <3 if you don't believe in heaven or hell then you don't get into heaven or hell#YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT NOBODY GIVES A SHIT#Perhaps maybe parents idk but does anybody listen to them nowadays#I'm just rambling in the tags atp bye
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the fuckinv period tracker app the one called Period. That's just a period tracker,, I used to have it but now I have an android phone GODDAMN IT I NEED A PEROOD TRACKER that doesn't go "HI girly girl woman pink sparkle pregnancy woman. Heyyy girl it looks like you're on your period GIRL."
Anyhow Period. Is not available on Android phones and I am going to start tracking my period on Google calendar because fuck this shit
#yapping#angry rant#angry yap#does anyone give out free hysterectomies PLEASE I need one#I'm gonna explode if I don't get this thing out of my body#“just go on birth control” SHUT UP that's literally more feminizing hormones I don't want those!!#my options are very limited and I am upset
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making the Ferretti family "home" :^)
#ts4#the sims 4#my normie sims#when i tell you raphael hates this house with every fiber of his being............#the coldest house in oasis springs. both figuratively and literally. ignazio keeps it like a fuckin ice box in there. even during the winte#where's that 'she fills the house with chintz. i fuck him on the floor to keep it real' post#because that's the vibe i'm going for here. except it's ignazio filling the house with chintz AND getting fucked#nasrin is barely there. she's usually off doing her own thing. she does not give af about whatever ignazio does#(and kinda forgets that raph even exists half the time. despite giving birth to him)#n e way. time for bed
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here to once again complain about ft and just the. existence of irene & being the mother of erza, which subsequently didn't matter at all after that arc ended. im scratching my head still at the prospect of giving erza an on-page mother, especially so late in the story with no build up outside the arc. idk if im making this up but i remember reading that it wasn't intentional at first, but irene ended up looking so much like erza that it was implemented in the story. i think thats dumb and stupid and boring and dumb!! fair warning that i barely acknowledge irene and erza's familial relation, any development is going be heavily canon-divergent & full of my own tweaks in regards to irene and her story..
#ooc.#ummm yeah and also irene sticking around in wendy was weird too its just ??? like why.#did anything even prove to be important about that outside of a “power upgrade” that couldve been accomplished another way#genuine question btw bc i dont even read 100yq and the last arcs of the main story are fuzzy#and this is coming from ME BTW??? I LOOOVE FAMILIAL ANGST & TENSION. opposing sides wouldve been SO delicious. but in the#end she ended up just??? confessing she's always loved her daughter and could never kill her--would rather DIE than do kill her#seemed so weird bc she was sooo cruel before the fight. literally 0 empathy in that noggin. and GOOD FOR HER!#idk that fight wouldve been better imo if it was these two ppl who felt so righteous & strong in their beliefs that they moved past being#related to each other. which erza did i think?? bc that person may have birthed her but she was never her mother or family.#that doesnt even work tho bc the only person who rlly Felt that familial connection was irene. they were literally strangers theres barely#a unique tension that it brings. it was just like any other fight..#erza had already found that family somewhere else. blood ties mean little to erza tbqh! and that holds strong with her past??#why couldnt irene match her freak.#also to have irene be THE creator of dragon slayer AND be a literaly dragon for 400(?) YEARS#AND THAT DOES NOTHING TO ERZA??? HELLOOOO#GIVE THAT BITCH HORNS OR SOMETHING GODDD#SO STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID
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i’m staying the night at my parents house, my mom’s worried about me being alone over there ever since the seizure
#this kitty is Mama and she’s the snakey living scarf lady who birthed my sweet Tato and baby Jim. been through a lot with this bitch#my fingers have literally been inside of her helping her give birth to the kids. been a while since she’s been on me like this though.#she used to do this CONSTANTLY when i lived here and she does it to my parents but ever since i moved out she stopped being snakey on me#maybe she senses i need healing#this is the time where my sweet angel Mallard would be my nurse & help me heal through this but this year has just taken everything from me
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Why must a twitter post make me choose who has the worst parnets between Horrid Henry, Doofenshmirtz, Priya from Total Drama Island and Sora from Lego Ninjago??? They all got shit parents in different ways, there's no contest between them.
#doof's parents wont even there for BIRTH#let alone treated him like shit in comparison to his brother#to the point of neglect basically and shit#while priya was literally born to go onto total drama to the point while still attached to her cord after being born#she had to do bungee jumping#and her parents just spent her whole life preparing her for the show#sora's parents support a holy shit kingdom while not caring for her or her hobby unless they could have her use it to support the holy shit#kingdom and when she didnt want to they actively took away her hobby saying to get another if she won't use first one to support#the holy shit kingdom#and they actively shit even when in present with her#she literally ran away to get away from them and as she put it shes found a better family with the ninja#horrid henry basically can breath and his mom will be like 'DONT BE HORRID HENRY-' and send him to his room#to the point apparently in newer eps he just misses breakfast cause he was sent to his room instantly#like more then once should add#like they had second kid and that was it first kid became the kid that gets all the shit from parents#mainly the mom as the dad sometimes is chill#but the mom really does seem to wish she didnt have henry#since she applauded henry being made disappear by a birthday magician#which got even henry's arch rival giving her a wtf look#like they all equally bad parents here dammit
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I'm bored and can't sleep because of cramps so I decided to mess around with an incorrect quotes generator using the latest OCs @katkastrofa and I created that I unfortunately cannot talk about in detail here because I'd get nerfed in an instant:










#idk how in character most of these are since we don't have too good a grasp on their personalities yet#they've literally existed for a day#but I tried my best and think most of them are rather fitting#the last one is easily my favourite lmao#you know. considering what this blog used to be five years ago...#does this count as going back to my roots?#(say it with me now. silt and murk giving birth to something beautiful)#(that being my friendship with kat <3)#'but nia you and kat already have 29 OCs of your own creation. 31 if you count the adopted ones and 34 if you count Midori's unnamed kids!'#'maybe you should slow your roll a little?? you're on track to having created 20 OCs this year alone and it's not even September!'#'most of them are never even gonna feature in a fic or anything but the convos you and kat have! why bother?'#because I'm mentally ill and my life is falling apart and the only thing that helps me function is what kat and I have#the multiverse of madness included#also I have chronic 'I'm gonna spin these little guys in my head for hours >:)' disease#and there's no cure#hope this helps :)#lmao idk what to talk about in these tags since idk how much I'm allowed to say#both because of the ban and because I'm not 18 yet#idk how much difference a month actually makes but eh. those rules aren't up to me unfortunately#it's 5 a.m I should go to bed#I need to get my sleep schedule at least semi normal before Monday#:(
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That time I was still dithering between Karlach and Lae'zel as Vin's canon romance option and then... A SURPRISE CONTENDER APPEARED in the form of Wyllyam (surprising in that while they were bezzie mates, they hadn't had any romantic interaction up to that point). Look at themmmm! Rude of Vin to be compatible with so many people, honestly.
don't get me started on the matching/mirrored cheek scars I will SHOUT
#here's how vinwyllach can still win#their biggest compatibility issue: wyll wants to get married while vin does not believe in marriage#i mean the “doesn't believe” part quite literally#it's one of those faerûnian customs they're genuinely baffled by and do their best not to think about too much#like giving live birth and then bringing the result up yourself#but i have faith they can all work it out!#tadpolycule WHEN#oc: vin'ath#wyll ravengard#bg3#screenshots
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ive literally never understood antisemitism and i dont think I ever will. literally 0 basis for any of the conspiracy theories. its always just projection from christians.
#'you want to drink blood and control the world' baby girl you ritualistically drink the blood of your god all the time and convinced ppl#that proselytizing was a Positive And Good Thing You Should Do. dont talk about wanting to control the world.#DONT TALK ABOUT WANTING TO CONTROL THE WORLD- WHEN YOU LITERALLY WANT TO DO IT LIKE YOU MAKE IT BLATANTLY#CLEAR I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AWARE OF THIS YOU CAN JUST SMELL THE AUTHORITARIANISM OFF YOUR SUIT#AND THATS EVEN BEFORE WE GET INTO THE ACTUAL POLITICS! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!#YOU WANT TO CONTROL WOMEN! YOU WANT TO CONTROL PEOPLES SEX LIVES! YOU WANT TO FORCE WOMEN TO GIVE BIRTH!#YOU WANT TO ERADICATE TRANS PEOPLE! YOU HATE PEOPLE OF COLOR! YOU WANT TO CONTROL WHAT BOOKS PEOPLE READ#AND WHAT PEOPLE LEARN IN SCHOOL#YALL L I T E R A L L Y OUT IN THE OPEN SAY YOU WANT TO TURN AMERICA INTO A 'CHRISTIAN NATION'#SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT NEW WORLD ORDER AND TRYING TO CONTROL THE WORLD AND STOP FUCKING PROJECTING#IF ANY POLITICIAN HERE SAID THEY WANTED TO MAKE AMERICA A JEWISH NATION YALL WOULD LOSE YOUR SHIT#BUT SUDDENLY ITS FINE WHEN ITS YOUR CAMP???? IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOUR ISSUE ISNT ACTUALLY BEING CONCERNED#ABOUT JEWISH PEOPLE SOMEHOW NEBULOUSLY EFFECTING AND CONTROLLING SOCIETY AND MORE ABOUT YOU WANTING#TO CONTROL SOCIETY AND NEEDING A SCAPEGOAT TO ATTACK SO PEOPLE DONT SEE YOUR ASS FOR WHAT IT IS#i think yall assume that just bc you want to control everything that so does everyone else and you just dont like what values other ppl hav#you should really live and let live. do some fucking shrooms you square. stop trying to control everything and everyone around#you. worry about you. lord knows you aren't being a perfect little christian like you probably tell yourself- not if you're openly#advocating for tearing away peoples rights.
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wait i just remembered. on friday we has a "awesome committee" staff meeting which is apparently just a meeting for staff to like. bring food. play games. and bond with each other? and this week we played two truths and a lie
mine were i have only broken one bone and it wasn't even my fault (lie), i'm the youngest of five children (true), and i dislocated my arm six times before the age of seven (also true)
so many people picked the youngest of five children as the lie. one person commented that they thought i might have four sibling but i don't give off youngest child energy or something
what does that mean
what. what energy do i give off. what birth order vibe do i have. i just remember this happened and it has been haunting me ever since
#personal#two truths and a lie#birth order#what does this mean.#my energy is 'adhd golden retriever who is too eager for their own good and also can't stay still for too long'#like even if i excluded my half siblings i'm still the youngest of three kids#i mean i think i give off a very confident vibe (false) because my fellow interns do seem to come to me with questions#i've always blamed the false competence vibe on my english accent though. americans just assume english = smart for some reason#which is super funny bc my family is from northern england#which is traditionally a very working class accent#not the smart posh southern one#also idk if i play two truths and a lie differently than other people but. i was prepared for cross examination.#no hesitation i was expecting people to ask questions. what bone? when? how did you break it?#but apparently that isn't how other people play this game#idk to me it's an improv game!! you have to convince people of all three!#also rip sorry to bill who worked in DCS for a time i promise i was not an abused child i was just clumsy as fuck with weak ass joints#he was like 'uhhh i hope that last one is the false one bc my work history means i get worried!!'#m8 the only time i actually remember dislocating my arm happened when my sister literally just. pushed me off the arm of the couch#i just landed wrong#we were watching tom and jerry and did the game kids do. where i sat on the arm of the chair. she pushed me off.#i sat back on the arm of the chair. she shoved me off. rinse and repeat until i dislocated my arm#sometimes you're a child and you just like being surprise shoved off of things onto the floor#some of the other times were just like. i tripped while holding my mum's hand. my mum did not let go of my hand.#and my arm joint decided to side with gravity i guess#actually the six times before the age of seven is a slight exaggeration. it was before the age of 5.#5 or 4#shoutout to the 'click clack moo' book i had that received the high honor of getting my from-the-doctor-panda-sticker attached to it#ALSO do people play two truths and a lie with their lie being like one (1) tiny detail in an otherwise true fact being the lie??#i just straight up lie. i just say something that has never once happened to me#if i say something you know to be MOSTLY true about me then the whole thing is probably true
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I'm really out here developing a full backstory for the Warren line from the time they claimed the manor for good to the time of Penny's birth...... as if I would ever fully flesh out and write it..... like I've got all these ideas and I just want to ramble on about them but WHY when in a week's time I'll move onto something else and forget about this
#what should p Baxter's fathers name be lol#i havent bothered giving any men names bc most of them arent around lol#like the bowen surname i have carry down for like 3 generations#but p baxters dad is a g he sticks around and buys the manor#yes i have given all the cousin girlies names#as well as their mothers and grandmothers#they're not all first cousins bc im doing exclusively women line to make it make more senae#to me anyway#like im making a whole thing where men genuinely cant be born to them#to make Wyatt's birth more shocking yk?#yes i know the show has that family tree which HAS men on it but that piece of paper is literally not canon have you SEEN it?#so every male born in the family dies very young before their powers could even come in#so no one knows if men in the senior warren line is actually possible#and thats another thing im exploring#where the charmed ones are actually the senior most descendent of melinda warren#and the witch blood does get more dilute by seniority#since that would add to the idea of a first born witch being the strongest#AND on that i just rewatched which prue is it anyway#and decided brianna stopped gabriel last time for revenge on killing her big sister#hence why she is an aunt not a direct line ancestor bc her line is a junior warren branch#the halliwells are descended from briannas older sister#anyway if anyone wants me to ramble on about this more i will gladly do so#someone anyone please surely you can see i have a lot to say based on the length of these tags#i have EXPLAINED why penny was born in boston is that not enough#bri rambles
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