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A follow-up to my ultimate cuntybago post:
Viggo himself solved my issue with which of the buses that was The Cuntybago. Because here he is, in all his glory (and very shiny hair - he looks like he's in the Bee Gees or something), in The Cuntybago t-shirt with a pic of the bus on it!
So, seems The Cuntybago IS the bus with the green stripe and not the yellow-ish thing shown in the clip from the reshoots. So all the photos and such must have been moved from one bus to the other? Or what? It's still very mysterious.
But at least I can rest assured it's this first bus, from the original filming, and not the impersonator-bus from the reshoot.
#viggo mortensen#orlando bloom#the cuntybago#does anybody else care?#probably not#but what is this other bus?#it's just a fraud
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gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story
REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you
but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact.
he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared.
he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date
#anonymous#he's like donna from suits but worse because he's like if harvey were donna LOL#i have soooooo much to say about him#he doesn't really Have to work he's a nepotism baby supreme#but he met you maybe in undergrad? and he's been obsessed w you since#he knows youre a workaholic so he's dutifully sat by your side all these years through college through grad/professional school#and when you told him you got to hire your own assistant he was the very first applicant#because getting paid to spend his days with you and take care of you? he was already doing that for free might as well make it official#everyone in the office knows satoru loves you except you honestly#he probably has his own masters/JD but elects to be your assistant anyway bc that's so much more fun#what he Really wants to be a househusband but first he's gotta ask you out and propose and all that good stuff (cue him rolling his eyes#and going on about formalities and boring systems and blah blah blah)#also in the office au in my head: nanami (also senior partner) higuruma ofc <3 beloved (managing partner) and TOJI!#WALK WITH ME!#its honestly probably satoru's influence that gets toji into law... as someone who so feverently broke it in the past#idk maybe there's a megumi situation that makes gojo be like yk if ur this good at skirting/breaking the law youd probably be half decent#at enforcing it... or at least helping other people get around it too#and so lawyer toji is born#does he screw around w the rich people who r stupid w their money? absolutely#but you nanami and higuruma just let it be bc he brings in those settlements better than anybody else....#hmmm... i kinda wanna make megumi somebody's associate but also..... yuuta.....#i think i just like sticking yuuta in a tie if im being real#but anyway... satoru is your Work Husband and everyone knows he wants to be your real husband#but they just let it slide bc rumour has it even tho hes just a secretary hes got equity in the firm?? and besides that his heart eyes give#away his hopeless devotion from a mile away#the day you actually start seeing somebody outside of work... oh theyre in for Trouble#satoru x reader#him dragging you out of ur office late at night and u protesting so he just. puts u over his shoulder#and ur telling him to let u down but he's insisting u go home and then nanami pops out of his office#and ur like wait nanami this isnt what it looks like but he's so dead in the eyes when he just sighs
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It's just... odd to me, I suppose, going from "what is in my pants is completely irrelevant to most anybody else's life" to the expectation that you must be completely open, essentially, about what is in your pants.
I think a lot of people understand the general idea of why it's bad decorum to demand people offer explanations for private information like this, but they don't analyze exactly why it's bad besides, "asking directly is just rude" and not "asking in any way still enforces the often violent nature of gender and sex, and putting people in the 'right box' is a part of that violence."
It's especially odd when seeing other trans people enforcing the idea that "what's in your pants?" is a genuine, good-faith basis for interacting with others.
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#mtf#nonbinary#what i mean by the last paragraph is... WHY does it matter?#if i lied to you right now about what is in my pants... how would you know OR how would you change how i am treated by you?#and also. i would absolutely rather lie about my *own* body than be put in danger because it is a trans body#if worse comes to worst i genuinely don't care if somebody is mildly insulted that i didn't 'trust them' enough with that information#it's just weird to see people go from 'only tell doctors that info; it hardly matters outside that!' to...#...'you need to tell ANYbody - even in social and platonic situations where you don't think it matters'...#...can you see how believing in the fundamental idea (that your sex and to extent gender is not your own and belongs to everybody else)...#...doesn't really mesh well with the idea that trans people should be able to live an autonomous life wherein their information is *theirs*#and can you see how for people who aren't trans but have an 'its complicated' with the broad 'what's in your pants?' would ALSO be hurt?#because even if you don't word it as such you still present the fundamental idea that - again - your sex and gender are required informatio#and that it must be judged to be 'accurate' so others can place you in whatever direction they want to treat you with#anyway lying about this shit isn't Inherently Evil and the idea that it's like. a boogeyman is weird actually
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#leaving out the thirteen girlfriends that appeared for like two episodes becose i dont care and i doubt anybody else does ❤️#house md poll#poll#house md#house md yuri
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Man I'm so tired of this talk
#minitextz#this is about 'it's not normal for women to have leg hair/body hair' or something idk#funny thing is that i have more hair on my arms and nobody ever told me anything about that but they all#draw the line at leg and armpits like ok?? what's the difference then#like. why do you care so much. hair grows on women for the same reason it does for anybody else it's the human body we're talking about#genuinely sad that this talk is still around in 2024. i just want to go out man. the first thing i notice when looking and people is NOT#how much body hair they have. why the hell would i care about that#deleting this later#sorry for the rant it's just so so tiring to hear this everytime
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Slamming my head against the wall god fucking DAMMIT I'm so in love with Sanlu I am GOING to explode.
#One Piece#Sanlu#Sanji#Luffy#IDK WHAT IT IS!! IDK!!!!#Still love Zolu with all my heart but oh my GOD Sanlu. They are everything.#I might be reading too many fics bc it really feels like a fanon thing that Sanji's actually like#Really insecure and has low self-esteem#OR MAYBE THAT'S CANON IDK!!#But hnghhh Luffy being the one to be like. Hey I like you for you and not for your past#And I love everything about you and that's a FACT and not a lie and I want to keep you with me forever#AND I WILL NEVER REPLACE YOU WITH ANYBODY ELSE. YOU ARE MY COOK AND I DON'T EVER WANT ANOTHER#And Sanji craving affection and validation and praise SO bad that whenever Luffy gives it to him he wants to cry#BASHES MY HEAD INTO A TABLE AUUGHGHGHG SHUT UP!!!!!#MAYBE THAT'S FANON SANLU BUT YOU KNOW WHAT. I DON'T CARE IT'S SO GOOD#SLURPS THAT SHIT UP#Sanji especially feeling that he's not worthy enough for Luffy and thinking it'd be impossible to have him#So when Luffy actually does reciprocate he's in SHOCK bc how. How could Luffy pick HIM of all people#Cut to Sanji feeling like the LUCKIEST motherfucker on the planet bc he gets to have Luffy. SCORE.#Luffy blowing away all of his insecurities and anxieties and worry just by being himself and being so#STUPIDLY in love with him is just#HOLLERS AND SMACKS THE TABLE REPEATEDLY#ALSO IT DOESN'T HELP THAT OPLA MADE IT SO BLATANTLY OBVIOUS TOO#Luffy complimented his cooking one (1) time#And Sanji was like okay yup packing my bags for the Merry as we speak#When he smiles and looks a little flustered at Luffy's attention.#Oh my fucking god. Strangling myself.#THEY ARE EVERYTHING!!!#Shima speaks
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Anyone else on the side of tiktok where Spiderman fanboys and the rest of the gaming fanbase give each other shit because BG3 won all of the awards and Spiderman 2 won zilch lmao
#people literally comment “what is bg3”#“i have never even heard of bg3 how did it win”#and at this point i'm wondering if they're all trolling because#have you been living under a rock???#absolutely baffling#that there seems to be this whole other side of video game fandom that is completely removed from bg3 and everything else#what a phenomenon I want to study it#baldur's gate 3#the game awards#also since when does anybody care about spiderman/marvel games that is complete news to me
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It's just... if someone says, "I don't want this." And the response is, "Yes you do, you just don't know it yet" ... is that not the rationalizing root of some of the most insidious abuses ever?
#i don't understand#i doubt the author does either#holy no#acotar#consent really is sexy#non verbal language is also communication#verbal language is also communication#pro elain#pro vassa#pro nesta#pro LOA#pro azriel#pro lucien#pro rhysand#really pro anybody who has been the survivor of someone else oppressing the sanctity of their bodily will#headache medicine#ear plugs#honor your instincts#careful with dating advice
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i am the only one who understands this but. sludge saturday baby
#(it is 2:34 am on a tuesday)#trousled arts#undertale#papyrus#sludge#and someone else!#dont worry about it!#atbb#pro tip. you can post spoilers if nobody knows what the hell is going on#the actual scene in my head im basing this off of is so much more intense and fucked up. but hes sillyy 😌#im really annoyed tho bc i was gonna post this with a buncha other doodles and then i hyperfixated on this one for nearly three full hours#if i manage to doodle him some more before i get my computer packed up that would be so poggers but i cant promise anything :')#does anybody still say that ... eh who cares I still say it!!!!!!!!#ahem. i am going to bed now
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i like to hurt my own feelings
#alnst oc: minwoo#yapping about him in the tags nobody look at me#just the way that i've made him kdj but without any support#his self sacrificial ways and self hatred run so deep#and (BASED ON WHERE I AM IN THE NOVEL) kdj recognized the people around him were there but he also feels the need to sacrifice himself so#nobody else has to#i will always think abt the panel of everyone surrounding him and yjh just staring at him from across the way#god kill me#ANYWAY#take kdj but take away the people around him#thats minwoo#he wonders what he even does everything for. he doesnt have anybody waiting for him. not in his past not in this life or the next#he sacrifices so much of himself for everyone's happiness and yet theres nobody there. theres nobody there to tell him hes doing well#theres nobody who would really care if he dies. nobody who really cares when he takes his final breath#minwoo loves the people around him even if they dont love him back#and he knows that they'll never love him back. and hes okay with it.#if he has to suffer to make sure everyone around him is okay. then why wouldnt he? he's nothing at the end of the day#he's just a “side character”. hes never been a “protagonist”. his suffering is nothing compared to everyone else#even if somebody did love him. well. why would they? hes nothing. a smear on the garden#coughs and splutters and falls over. if you read all of this. congratulations! you get a gold star from me
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Y’all do not understand how badly I need a man that loves his kids. Like- I want that domesticated fluffy fanfiction lifestyle. Give me a man that genuinely wants to see his kids grow up into amazing people. Give me a man that spoils his kid as much as he spoils me if not more. It is honestly in my opinion literally the hottest, no- SEXIEST thing EVER. When a man just WANTS TO BE THE BEST DAD EVER. Literally gets me so excited and feet kicking happy to the point where I will probably never stop having children.
does this technically mean i like dilfs?
#baby fever#does anybody else get this#does anyone relate#does anyone else do this#does anyone see my vision#does anyone care#does anyone else feel like this#does anyone agree#does anyone actually read these?#i need a man#i need a boyfriend#i’m down bad#i’m autistic#i need love#this makes me so happy#this makes me very happy#submisive and breedable#breeding k1nk#i want to be fucked#i want his babies#i got distracted#i have insomnia#what are these tags#what the fuck#what is wrong with me#i’m so tired#i need sleep#i’m going insane#i will die alone#i’m desperate
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children are so fucking weird i hate the fact that i was one at some point
#they care about the stupidest shit omg#im talking bout those dumbass “dni” stuff#is it just me or does anybody else find those dni list so... ???#idk how to evn describe it#they're just dumb as hell#and 12-17 years old go on so hard on those things like ??#but whatever i guess man#they gon feel real embarrassed about it in some years i say from experience#anndkajajsnsjjshdjska
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Your influence in this world doesn't need to be all-encompassing and World Changing. It can be small ripples. It can be gentle and easily missed.
Let yourself do small things. So often, people have this idea that to do "good things," it must be a grand gesture that changes every little thing. Honestly, that can be so intimidating and scary. We weren't meant to carry the world by ourselves. We each contribute, often in small ways, often in ways that aren't seen by everybody. But the people you affect might just take that kindness you gave them and let it light them home. Let yourself be that in whatever way you want. You don't need to carry the world alone.
#positivity#encouragment#encouraging words#ngl i gave a customer a lot of food for free because i could tell they were down on their luck and they deserve to eat#and i hope i contributed to them realizing this world will cherish them and they aren't forgotten#because it's scary not knowing if you can eat or drink or if you will be safe enough to sleep and while i don't know their story...#...does it matter if i do? i will do whatever i can to make sure the people around me are well-fed and taken care of#i think small things like this are honestly what make this life worth living#i don't think i would want to be here if it were not for moments like these#it's never not worth it to do what you can/are comfortable doing#and i hope it can come back around to reward you tenfold <3#i used to labour under the idea that Changing the World is the only way you can 'be good'#and that made me scared to do small things like this. and i partially regret that. but i don't blame myself or anybody else who feel...#...the way i did. doing 'good things' can be scary and intimidating and it's okay to be uncertain or fearful. it's okay; i promise <3#i just wanted to remind somebody that you don't have to change the world in one fell swoop. it's okay to Just Be#i love you (platonically) if you have read this far. i hope you do something kind for yourself#you - too - deserve good things. you deserve kindness and satisfaction and wonder
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1 epic thing my autism gave me is complete lack of shame around my interests/hobbies like obvs unless it is something bigoted ala harry potter there is nothing anyone can say that will stop me from feeling zero embarrassment from participating in it and i cannot be bothered by being told i am “cringe” like my brother in christ there are far far more important things to focus on/be aware of as a person such as not being a piece of shit so if ur issue with me is my interests i cld not care less who give a fuck. ykwim.
#i also feel no happiness ever and when i do it’s from my hyperfixations/special interests and it is so overwhelming i cldnt stop it if i#tried. lmao#this isn’t abt not putting your interests under a microscope and evaluating the possibility that it could be discriminatory/bigoted in some#way. i think that’s important. it’s just that if you’ve done that and the conclusion is it’s not hurting anybody. i don’t think i cld care l#less abt ppl’s opinions at that point.#and i am SO grateful bc everything else in my life i care abt so deeply and judge myself so harshly for/over#Does This Make Sense.
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#ok dude if my boss tries asking me one more time if im pregnant im gonna start throwing hands#i should have thrown hands the first goddamn time#i called in sick ONE day bc i had a terrible cold and she somehow took that as i must be not feeling well bc im pregnant????#ive never talked about having kids i dont want kids i am not pregnant and its NONE OF HER BUSINESS#shes insane#and then she asked me another day if i planned on having kids and i said no and she was like oh well theyre going to have to#let in more immigrants to make up for the kids you dont have#like?????? huh?#i said ok let em sounds great#and then she said well u better hope there will be robots to take care of u when ur older#as if her piece of shit son is gonna take care of her#and i said if the only reason to have kids is to make them take care of u when ur old then thats a terrible reason and im not doing it#she didnt like either of my answers and shut up real quick#and left it alone but then today she walks in the door and in front of the whole room asks again if im pregnant#like WHAT???? ur my boss u shouldnt be nagging me abt this shit#esp in light of. recent events#but just WTF???#im so done#rant#life with shannon#does anybody else have this fucking problem????
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just u
with your help we can increase the tylerhead population. all you have to do is read my fic
#this ask is in response to my 'does anybody else care about ash tyler' post the other day#together. we can make more people care about the world's most tortured man#take my hand. we can go together#star trek#star trek discovery#ash tyler#ashburn
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