#oh the irony. THE FUCKING IRONY
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Okay but what if Shadow and Link had interacted before the manga without Link knowing? What then?
Shadow just wants to meet the guy he‘ll eventually have to go up against. He wants to figure out wether or not he can just hate the guy or feel miserable about having to fight him. Ganon thinks he‘s scouting ahead for some weaknesses.
Early in the morning, when the courtyard of the castle is still cold and dark, Link meets a boy his same age, with a face so similar everyone else is thankful for the stark difference in hair color. The stranger seems kind of skittish; maybe he‘s just not a fan of being eyed by the knights. They can be a bit suspicious against outsiders. No matter, Link tries to make friends with him, because that‘s an opponent that has him actually scrambling to win in the duel he‘s quickly challenged to.
When Link wins by a hair‘s width, the boy scowls at him, but seems to tense up when Link tells him they can just spar another time and see who wins then. Still, he agrees.
The stranger freezes when he‘s asked about his name. Link can relate - he can‘t stand people remarking about him being named after a mythological figure. This guy must have a similar problem. He diverts the conversation to another topic and gives the other a relating grin.
Soon, the adults leave them alone. Link does most of the talking at first, about what he knows best, which is his life at the castle and his job as a knight. Eventually, the boy starts to pitch in when it comes to the encounters Link‘s had with monsters, once even cackling at him about a mistake that was in hindsight really stupid. The stranger doesn‘t hesitate to say that, either, and yet follows up with a piece of advice on how to do it better the next time. Link tries to ask how he knows that, but the stranger tells him to talk about other missions he‘s been on.
They go to meet Zelda. The boy is awkward around her, doesn‘t look at her and grimaces to the side. Zelda doesn‘t mind, she‘s used to non-nobles‘ struggles about how to behave around her. After a few minutes of slow exchange, Link just snorts, drags the other boy off and promises Zelda to hang out later.
Eventually, the two land in a quiet corner, where Link gossips to Shadow who pretends to not already know all of that. When Link comes back from the castle‘s kitchen with some snacks, the other‘s gone. Link is a bit sad - it‘s rare to make another friend of his age who isn‘t too intimidated by his family and friend to just talk. Still, maybe he had to leave unexpectedly. He had been eyeing the sun slowly rising higher, and goodbyes are always weird.
Link only just now remembers that he could‘ve asked after the other‘s name in private, without others around. He facepalms and then shrugs it off. He‘ll see the other around some other time, he‘s sure of it.
#lunavagans#four swords#shadow link#link#fs hc rambling and adjacent#oh the irony. THE FUCKING IRONY#of links optimism expecting exactly what will happen#but not the circumstances nor the scope#the colors mustve been bamboozled#im very fond of shadow. not hating link at all#but wanting to so very badly because it would make things to much easier for him#also i think some colors might see this as a betrayal too#in the same vein as vio later does with shadow#like. oh shit. that was our almost-friend.#why is he kidnapping our best friend?#lets pretend to be his best friend to get our best friend back#i think in canon the colors minus vio mightve been a bit uncomfortable with vio playing agent#but here? im not sure#dependign on how they rach evaluate shadows attempt to make friends as genuine or not#not like he got anything out of it#but some of them might just not care#he was insincere nevertheless#but then what else should he have done?#i dont know. and they dont either#and shadow didnt hurt anybody#he lied. with good reason.#which vio did too so every betrayal was justified?#tbh i dont think i have the empathy to lead this thought to a conclusion#its messy and emotions are weird#oh look maximum amount of tags
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If you follow my main you had to know this was coming… anyway. Enjoy these bloodweave doodles :)
#bloodweave#gale x astarion#astarion x gale#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate more like baldurs gay amirite folks?#yeah sorry the themes of hunger abuse and power got to me. I’m not immune to thematically mirrors#I have so many thoughts about the it’s not even funny anymore#oh you mean to tell me that canonically gale would offer up his blood if asked and that astarion can’t even do that bc of the orb ??#tasteful irony that the guy who would want to help can’t do that bc of a mistake he made for love.#especially devastating for someone who measures his self worth in usefulness#oh they are so fucked up and they could understand each other in ways hardly reachable to others#once I start an origin run it’s over for you guys I will be so insufferable. even more than usual
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bbc ghosts fandom can we plsplspls pls talk about isabelle higham more pls. she was under the impression that the love of her life didn’t love her back and didn’t have the guts to tell her to her face, and then he died defending another woman’s honour in her own backyard. and then coerced into an unfulfilling courtship based on materialism and prestige rather than actual love while she was vulnerable. like that is so horrible and fucked up i have so much love for isabelle where are the isabelle fans where are they pls!!!!!!
#francis button when i fucking catch you francis button.#on the topic of the thomas thorne affair. there is something i must mention#when thomas says ‘nice enough to visit but i wouldn’t want to live here’#in response to his cousin saying it would be amazing to inherit#not only are they showing the irony of him proceeding to be trapped there for centuries#but showing that his love to isabelle was purely sincere and based off her and her alone#while francis’s motivations were strictly materialistic#oh my god i’m going to be sick.#bbc ghosts#thomas thorne#isabelle higham#francis button
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one point perspective, columbiahalle 25-05-2018 🖤
#he looked SO fucking good during this whole show oh my god#early tbhc era alex truly is something else#he's kind of like humbug era alex but with sharper edges#and more of a sense of bitterness and irony#absolutely mesmerising honestly 🧡#i just couldn't resist making these#also the way he takes hold of that mic stand in the last one???#i am feeling many things 🫠#alex turner#tbhc era#arctic monkeys#alex gifs#my gifs#lulu posts
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Free Catalunya 🥰
#free catalonia#basque county too#oh the irony is hilarious#israel#jewblr#jewish#jews#israblr#free palestine from hamas#fuck hamas#let our people go hamas#free the hostages#this is laughable#definition of hypocrisy#i stand with israel
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I can't take these two frames seriously, look at the dumb ones. the first dude came just to gossip and flirt, and the second one makes it even worse with his sudden jojo face (and probably voice). also the dialogue is SO AWKWARD WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS. repeating the villain's name three times in two frames in a row is definitely not suspicious, especially for that idiot in a mask. "oh, which one?" yeah that's the point.
#you two are grown men just stop it#idk this scene is the most hilarious for me#“yeah it's me... madara” “oh so you're madara” fuck you guys#Kishimoto wrote this scene and felt like he's doing the most ironic one and he was right#this is a sufficient level of cringe irony to actually enjoy it#kakashi hatake#obito uchiha#kakaobi#obikaka#naruto shippuden#naruto#ch. 460
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#shut the fuck up oh wait it's real#Elon musk is a cartoon villain#glass onion#are you fucking kidding me#rian johnson#when satire predicts reality#the irony is palpable
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Right I'm not saying Odin's not had a terrible amount of colonialism and war going on over his however-long-it's-been reign but when Thor wants to lay waste to Jotunheim and Odin tells him off for this it's not just hypocrisy at work, because the Odin of the timeframe of that movie seems sure that this would be Wrong not just politically bothersome and yet he also doesn't really explain to Thor why things are different now and putting that together what you have is this: Odin can't explain his own apparent change of heart without revealing that "oh yeah your brother's a Jotun," even though he must be fairly sure that this information would stop Thor's xenophobic bloodlust in its tracks as effectively as it did his own.
#thor (2011)#he's had plenty of time to think of a handy excuse that doesn't give anything away but in that reality things are less dramatic generally#like in the reality where when Odin fainted Frigga (remember her?) explained their thought process and expressed their love etc#and you know what now i wonder *when* sylvie got told she was adopted cos it *could* be not long before she wandered off-path#i think we've all assumed she just always knew? but if not the TVA come cos she's still playing valkyrie-saves-ppl AFTER she knows the trut#which would mean SHE did nothing 'wrong' - the point of divergence was her parents failing to traumatise her sufficiently and spark off#a spiral into villainy for her. which then also means they DID fuck up her life by not fucking her up enough. oh the irony :(#mcu tag
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listen. listen. i passionately recommend reading comics if you are in a comic book fandom. i do. HOWEVER. we have got to chill with "it's obvious you've never read a comic this is literally fanon" without doing a single google search. you have not read every comic to ever exist. there is still a chance, no matter how small you think it may be, that something you believe to be fanon is in fact canon. you might still be wrong. i beg of you to at least look it up before going after someone i feel like i am losing it
#saw someone say this and they tried to use a comic panel as evidence#but the panel they used was a comic in which the 'fanon' was explicitly canon#meaning that they did not read that comic#they just found it#the irony#oh my fucking god#i dislike wfa too but it is not to blame for everything
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Having so many feelings about them.
#also I obviously remembered the roughhousing scene (all these scenes are etched into my brain) but NOT THE CHANTING OH GEE THE IRONY#dndads#dndads s2 ep 36#dndads spoilers#dungeons and daddies#fuck dude#grant wilson#terry jr#pouring one out for both of them tonight#this might revive my shipping of them#oh my#my babies#dndads audio#the s1 episodes are 35 38 and 68.5 just fyi#spoilers
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me when queequeg gave ishmael one last pained look and asked her to tell her her name once more
so when she finally died, she could look at HER sunset because she could never do it outside the whale in a future with her lover
i'm gonna be sick canto v was so good and ishmael is now attempting to grapple with a second loss of queequeg but now with an emotional support system
(gif by me, just ask to use it if you want 🫶)
#queequeg and ishmael hurt me so#talk about tragic lesbians#i dont think canto vi can top this#im so fucking emotional oh my god#like it's the fact that ishmael probably wanted to embrace her once more despite the betrayal bc of her love of queequeg#and yet queequeg wouldn't touch her bc she's already got her own set of emotions because of ahab's influence over the year#not to mention she's covered by the white membrane of the pallid whale so she's hesitant and just wants to hear + see what she associates#WITH THE SUNSET SHE LOVES SO DEARLY#don't get me started on the irony that she's digested by the whale when ishmael survived by holding onto her coffin#they make me sick /pos#limbus company#queequeg#ishmael#queemael#ishqueg#devi_thoughts
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Magneto voice claim options… Graham Mctavish, Paul Saint Peter, John Burgemer (Tien), Peter Cullen, Matt Mercer (for a younger Magneto), Keith David, and Jason Maranocha.
Charles Voice claim options… either David Kaye (who already voicdd him) , Y. Chang, or David Vincent.
Though i’d share this. Have a nice night
john burgemer for erik highkey a funny pick like everyone else (bar mercer ibut you did specify 'yong' so ill be Moderately forigivng) is an appropriate fit tbh but idk burgemer is just so strange if im lookin at tien as a reference point... w hat tien doin here. ...... everyone else tho i can see well to a degree
#snap chats#prob helps that with mctavish he has lies about wanting to forigve humanity for his 'wife's' sake#charles IS eriks eiwfie but .. lol ... anyway i shoud rewatch castlveania oh my godddddd#i never wttched like. season4 onward just the first three where they fight dracula#ACUALLY cinmea i loved that so much it was excelletn..bbut anyway#yeash out of this mctavish and david are good choices for erik#i mean i love david hemblen but if they neeeded other options .. the exissts...#my drunk ass aint even metnion charleyet im so sory. the irony of h2/3 of these beings actors named david#WAAIT IM FUCKING FREKAING MY SHIT DAVID KAYE VOICED OPTIMUS FROM ANIMARTED ????????#i fucking love tfa so uch oholy shit i didnt realie he did the voice for charles in evo AND optimus in tfa#im gonna throw up thats so epic ......... but yeah hes great as charles#he played a lot of bitche si love wait he also played megatron (beast wars) and recoome ... and grimlock......#gsy wait i should rewatchall of tfa why the fuck wasnt there another season.#i should sleep actually im going off the rails <- will not sleep and is just gonna rewatch optimus laughing at sentinel
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I don’t think they ever say which maw mouth ate Alfred Cooper Browning but I like to think it was Patience so whoever it was that he turned into a maw mouth got their revenge.
#i mean whoever it is isn’t coherent enough to realize it#but there is poetic irony here#oh you submitted an innocent person to an eternity of undying torture?#and you turn it loose on an unsuspecting populace who are ALSO submitted to eternal torment#and then it fucking eats you lolol#have fun with the eternity of crushing torture you condemned so many people to#all while being hailed as a hero for it#the scholomance
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^ face of someone (me) who just finished the arcane finale
#GOODNIGHT I NEED TO PROCESS#im STRUCK#there r tears rolling down my cheeks fuck this damn show😭😭 (affectionate. this is the peak of all media ever)#okay yall arcane spoilers#arcane#arcane s2#that ending was honestly SO well done#the WHOLE finale#and all the rest lmao#but fucking GOD#the cycle....and the way each character was considered within..just- SO GOOD#and ekko......#and JAYCE oml yall better take back all the shit tbh he's genuinely become such an intriguing character throughout s2#and going to admit. i did Not care abt him in s1 sry😞#but the s2 arc has been captivating from the start and jayce is NO exception#also viktor's eyes im so glad we got to see them again. ohhh the irony of grief and relief mean SO much to me#his eyes. mean sm to Me. doomed scientist yaoi i lov e u#and mel.....omg not much to say regarding initial thoughts. im afraid haha. buuut i wanted to learn more about her link to the black rose#LOVED ambessa. her characterisation was so brilliantly captivating that i dont think i ever rlly hated her lmao#and jinxx omfg im sick. i love her so much. oh fucking hell ep7 killed me actually. im dead.#the sisters r so close all throughout the show and i loved the little direct confirmation of this like i actually started crying then#and VI oh my goddddd vi. could write a thesis on her. the visual rep of the lessening of her guilt after jinx. with singing. with acceptanc#oh fml im going a little insane i love this show so much#and VANDERRR and the beast and FUCK how even at the end he covered jinx.#i love how the show covered her end. it feels like a sigh of relief. the final breath. u end up hoping the best for her.#OH MAN THE MUSIC STARTED AND I STARTED CRYING SO HARD.#this is s1 ep3 all over again#oh and HOLY SHIT we got lesbian sex im ECSTATIC. thannk u fortiche for the whole show but yeah. especially. uhm. this.#okay im loggin off now i need to clock out and sleep. process my thoughts and then word vomit tmr.#nyx talks shit
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absolutely love mothwing but the concept of mothstar is so utterly bleak to me.
she’s a cat who has already walked the path of a warrior to the point of being awarded her full name, and yet still yearned to be a healer in her heart. she was denied the post solely due to her heritage, not to be permitted unless starclan blessed her with a sign. it was not starclan who provided this holy signal but her brother, and despite the stress, guilt, and trickery which stemmed from the false omen she still finally got to be a healer as she had always dreamed. fully committed to her post, she was giving the practice her all despite everything and it shows. you could tell this was her true passion. when it got out she was not appointed by starclan, she was stripped of her title in an instant. it didn’t matter how loyal and dedicated and skilled she was, she’s just a faithless half-clan loner to them. always reduced back to being a warrior like a goddamn punishment. when she finally regained her post due to a genuine sign, it only lasted a few seasons before the kin and then the imposter took turns tearing riverclan apart. she was exiled, apparently not even fit to be a warrior this time although shadowclan thankfully took her in and let her work as their healer. still, all mothwing wanted to be was *riverclan’s healer.* that is literally all she wanted her entire life and she has had to fight every pawstep of the way to cling onto a role most cats overlook entirely in the first place.
and now she’s forced to leave it all behind once again with not even a moment to fully settle. temporarily sure, but if she returns and is made to become mothstar? once more giving up her passion for the good of riverclan, but this time it’s permanent. she’s already over eleven years old, and now with nine more lives she’ll be spending each and every one as a warrior. all the current cats in her clan will likely die before she does, and the ones which come in their place will only *ever* know mothstar, the warrior, the leader of riverclan. not mothwing, the healer, the thing she committed to through thick and thin when her dedication to the clan was called into near constant question over things out of her control. and when mothwing finally, FINALLY dies, it will be as mothstar. she will give the leader which succeeds her a life, that too will be as mothstar, a life bestowed for leadership and not for healing. but it never was about what she truly desires, only what others thought best.
this is just my opinion of course formed over all we know about her and the several arcs she’s featured in but dude. Dude.
#literally the one character who screamed cried kicked fought for being a healer#who literally had eleven years worth of opportunities to revert to being a warrior if she WANTED TO that wouldve been so much fuckin easier#than the shit she’s had to endure for being a healer#but she’s kept at this and outside of hawkfrost’s schemes never once regretted it#so to suddenly be like SURPRISE! LEADERSHIP OF RIVERCLAN! oh my god#the irony is insane#holding onto a sliver of hope she won’t be made leader but if she is like i assume#she’s going just slightly below leafpool and squirrelflight in levels of most fucked over for no reason character ever#restating this is JUST MY OPINION ur free to enjoy the idea of mothstar all u wish lmao#re read tbc so i’m thinking about her a lot lately#mothwing
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[ Now, off-topic, but... would you-- er- have you ever considered therapy before? ] [ ...Hhhave you? ] [ sorry? ]
// based off of THIS POST ( that i gave a separate addition as to not clog it up ), FOR & FEATURING @callixspod's NARRATOR!
they're friends :3
#uwu art#The Stanley Parable#The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe#TSP Narrator#Narratorverse#thierry going ' OH OKAY. EVERY ALTERNATE OF MYSELF IS A LOON? ' not seeing the damning irony that he's also fucked#that said cut to 10 minutes later where he asks nathan if he's ever killed before just out of curiosity#ALSO HI CALLIE HIIIII YOU KNOW I LOVE YOUR NAR SO HERE'S YOUR NAR WITH MY NAR SITTING 2GETHER HEEEEE
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