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The batkids but they take advantage of the fact that they all look pretty similar and fuck with people at parties and galas.

Some snobby rich person: So Tim, I hear that you've taken over a large portion of WE

Tim, grinning internally: Im not Tim, I'm Damian. Tim is the tall one over there *points at dick*

Rich snob: o-oh.. my mistake

Gossiping older woman: Dick, I heard that you're working in Bludhaven now. Do you have a special someone over there?

Dick: I'm not Dick I'm Tim. I'm working on overseeing WE at the moment.

Older woman: *squints suspiciously*

Some trophy wife: Aww, little Damian, how's your schooling going? Are you keeping your grades up?

Damian, with a shit eating grin: I'm not Damian. I'm the ghost of Jason todd.

Trophy wife: *looks somewhere between horrified and disbelieving*

Jason, who's been listening to this over comms that he'd hacked: lmao now tell her that she needs to wake up

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Texts From Superheroes

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Obi-Wan: What did you two do?

Anakin:

Ahsoka:

Obi-Wan: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I need to lie to the Order again.

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nah dude, this is not out of character, Serena was raised was raised very conservatively with Leo Akaba just keeping her by his side and filling her head with just being a child soldier, girl was not raised normal, so them writing her that way makes sense

WHY THEY MADE SERENA LIKE THIS!? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Please... Serena is out of character...

Since when she was so innocent... Help...

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You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

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I made a thing….

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When Jason starts building his crime lord career, people start inexplicably comparing him to Matches Malone. They have the same mannerisms, the same fighting styles and a similar build. Some rogues even have theories that they're the same guy.

So when ever Matches is mentioned, red hood mutters "fuck that guy" under his breath and since Bruce puts his whole batussy into his personas, he's starts reciprocating that energy. All the rogues are scrambling to find out what happened to cause this beef. The entire Gotham underground now has to pick a side between one of their own who they've worked with and gotten to know over the years versus the new up and coming crime lord that's offering jobs and improving their lives. While Jason is wondering what he can do to stop being compared to Bruce, Bruce is trying to be a supportive parent (which means making sure the rogues don't turn on J) while protecting his persona he's been curating for years.

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“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

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dark green is a nice color. underrated

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THAT LOOK OF SYMPATHY, IT’S NOTHING NEW TO ME. YOU WOULD THINK BY NOW, IT WOULDN’T PHASE ME.

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by いんそ　名前変えました

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There's an episode from the OG cartoon called "The Incredible Shrinking Turtles" and it was on TV all the time. Here's an 03 version.

Klunk is making sure to keep all his kittens safe.

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Sephiroth:*walks into science with black hair and red eyes*

(what does Hojo do?)

*Hojo holds a chair as self-defense*

Sephiroth: Professor, for the last time, I don't know why you're—

Hojo: I KILLED YOU ONCE I CAN DO IT AGAIN, VINCENT.

Sephiroth: Who's Vincent? This is just a costume for Genesis' play. I'm not—

*Hojo throws a chair at him and Sephiroth blocks it*

Sephiroth: You know what? Yes, I'm Vincent.

*Sephiroth takes slow steps towards him while Hojo screams in terror*

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Alright class, on todays episode of turtle science, we’re talking about multiversal height differences!

(Transcript under the cut)

In the 2012 and 1987 crossover, people have pointed out before that the 3 dimensional versions of 87 turtles are a decent chunk bigger than they should be. The funny thing is their height does seem accurate back in their world, it’s only when they travel over do we reach our problem.

Comparing the height differences between counterparts in the two dimensions, you can clearly see that there’s an attempt to gaslight us being made by Nickelodeon. I know Michelangelo is not that tall, he’s a lying punk.

We can assume then that the 3D-ificiation process makes these little green bitches bigger than they previously were.

Segue.

In turtles forever the 87 turtles heights remain consistent between universes further confirming this is a 2012 dimension thing, and in that movie the 87 turtles are fucking tiny. Because there’s no height change for them between home and 03 we can just assume 03 is a naturally bigger sized universe. How did I reach that conclusion? Fuck you.

03!Raph is like two foot taller which is an inaccurate measurement I just made the fuck up on the spot but the point still stands that he could step on 87!Donatello and not even notice.

The scientific conclusion you can draw from this hypotenuse is that if there was ever a 2003 crossover with 2012, not only would you have to consider how much bigger the 03 turtles are from the 87 turtles, you’d also have to consider how much bigger they’d then get when hit with the 3D beam.

The point being that this angry 5’5 beanpole would suddenly be hitting his head on every fucking door way because he’s now like 6 feet tall.

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We know jack shit about Ray, sge hardly appeared outside of Flash backs and as a fucking ghost who took over Rera to fight Zack, she was split into four people who got sidelined and frdiged because her dad is a fuckibg asshole, we don't kbiw her personality, we don't know who her mom is, we don't know her DECK

BEST YGO GIRL: Round 2, Group A

Match 7

Propaganda under the cut!

Cat-Chan

she’s just a little kitty!!!!!!

Ray Akaba

She took down the big bad that mopped the floor with everyone else, twice Even with other ppl tried to use the En cards, nobody else was as skilled as her to actually pull them off, the instant she was revealed, Leo became a much more interesting and compelling villain, the true center of the Akaba family drama, we love a deceased character who even after her death shapes the narrative, and comes back just long enough to put everyone in their place, the ultimate ygo girlboss

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It does not end great

It is once again time to cope with my poor mental health by watching Yu-Gi-Oh. The question is, should I:

(1) continue watching Vrains Season 2 and get to know Soulburner/Takeru;

(2) continue watching season 1 of GX because I just got to the part where Manjoume joins Silfer Red and need to catch up on Judai's nonsense;

(3) start Zexal because every post I see of Zexal and Yuma makes me think, "What the fuck happened in Zexal?", and my friend just informed me that a lot of people died in Zexal????

or (4) start Arc V because what the fuck is Yuya's deal, why does everyone say Arc V has a terrible ending, and how the fuck does pendulum summoning work?