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Very often I forget that fertility is a sex thing to most people because agriculture and gardening is so much more important to me than sex or even romance

I hear the words fertility ritual and I immediately think of like- praying for a good harvest by like playing an instrument in a field.

Fertility rituals are when you sing or talk to your plants to help them grow more. Fertility rituals is burying bones and ashes and food scraps into the soil as a sacrifice to the plant gods. Fertility rituals are songs and dances and art made to welcome the growing season.

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A curse

(This curse requires no talking, but you can add your own chants, spells, invocations etc)

Grab your favorite divination tool or other set of magical symbols you use. Choose a symbol of that divination tool, wether it be a color, a rock, a rune, a tarot card, that you associate with cursing, hexing, destruction. You place that on your altar space where you'll be making your curse.

Then, you take some water, preferably rain water or even better, storm water. You can also mix in some war water if you got some at hand and feeling particularly spicy. Put that in a cauldron or pot and boil it. Now we start adding them herbs.

Cloves for domination. Yew for death. Some salt to cleanse the bullshit. Black pepper to reveal truths. Red chili to make it fucking Hurt. Thorns of any kind to make it sting. A dead wasp to hit them where it hurts most. Broken glass to cut deep wounds. Any other cursing herbs or mixes you wanna think of. Just know what purpose they serve.

You pour that shit all into the water and stir it until it becomes a cursing-soup. Take your soup and pour it into a bowl. Place the bowl on top of your divination tool or next to it to capture it's energy.

Now, you take a poppet. One that fits inside the bowl. You also take a little paper. And you write the name of that asshole on the paper. And underneath, what you want done to them. You can also just use a picture of them. Optionally, draw a sigil on top of their name, for example one for destruction or cursing or that of an entity which can curse them.

Now you wrap that paper around the poppet and tie it up with a black string. Tie it so tightly that it becomes one with the puppet. Your little guy doesn't need to breathe anymore. And now we take that puppet and drown it in the bowl with our boiling cursing-soup. Stab it down with a knife or a wand so it stays under water.

And what you wanna do while waiting for the soup to reach every little bit of your puppet is to meditate, say or think a mantra or an intention, work up the energy for your curse. Ask a deity or ask the moon or whatever you prefer. Capture energy and direct it into that spell. Visualize the asshole drowning. Think of them getting shot in the head. Tripping over a piece of trash. Think of whatever gets you really angry.

When you're done, you take a pair of scissors and you cut that motherfucker's head off. Then bury it in the ground with the soup, but take out the glass and any other stuff you put in that isn't biodegradable. Also make sure your puppet is made of plants for this. You don't wanna disturb nature. That's all, now get to cursing that asshole, hun.

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Reminder for my pagan polytheists:

You're a polytheist. Your deities will not get jealous of you for talking to other gods or pantheons; you also do not need to ask them for permission to invoke other deities.

You don't need a hierarchy in the deities you worship. But you may. You're allowed to have favorites. You're allowed to have a patron/matron. You're allowed to center your worship around one deity.

You don't have to talk to every deity you worship every day. It's okay to only talk to a deity when you need their help. You're allowed to have loose relationships with deities. You're allowed to have "work relationships" with deities.

You're allowed to set boundaries with your deities. You're allowed to reject your deities. As a pagan, you are always in full control of your own practice. Please don't forget that.

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I found old spelljars that I had forgotten about and now my life makes sense. I am forever haunted by my actions.

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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

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I had a dream and I remember receiving a message in my dream that felt super significant but I don't remember it and I could swear it was a message from Lucifer. How do I recover my memory? All I remember is like 3 words of it. ~My life is soo unfair~

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mfs be like "are you single or taken" and like technically im single but that implies that im availible, which i most definitely am not so yes im taken. im taken by me. you cant have me.

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Need... need to be in, like, a polycule, but like in a non-romantic way. Need to build a little family out of all my friends, call it my pack, get weird together to fight the burden of capitalism. Be feared by the government and adored by everyone who has had the pleasure of being a guest in our house. You don't understand, it's a NEED—

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Fictional writing in witchcraft

Disclaimer, uhh mentions of nsfw witchcraft topics...no explicit descriptions... just talk about smut, I guess? Don't like don't read :)

If you happen to be a witch and also a writer, like me, this is your inspo post to use writing in your craft! Especially if you write fiction. No matter what kind. I'm going to name five ways you can use fictional writing in magick.

As a substitute for visualization. Writing can help spark our imagination. Imagination is a really important ingredient in any spell to gather the right kind of energy and get into the mindset of what you want to manifest. Instead of – or in addition to – visualization, you can use writing. Describe the dream you have. This could look like writing about yourself living in the place you want to live in one day, living the life you want to live one day, or owning whatever it is you'd like to own.

Character-insertion. Pick a character or OC that you deeply connect with. It's okay to use characters from shows, books, games, or irl people, as long as you can identify with them strongly and can put yourself into their position. Whatever you want to attract into your life, write about the character doing it, having it, experiencing it. Maybe you want to attract a certain type of person into your life? Let your character meet a person like that. Let them explore their relationship. You can write them being best friends, family, familiars, romantic partners, partners in crime, honestly, anything you can come up with.

Smut. Sexual energy is a great catalyst for spells. It doesn't have to be self-inserted, either. What the spell does in the end really comes down to what works best for you. Personally, I've used this in spells to control and influence people, since control and power dynamics are things that fit well into smut and you can get very creative with that. But this could also be used to attract a person, deepen connection with a partner, influence others or to explore your relationship with the entities you work with.

As an offering. A lot of deities appreciate creative offerings. Sometimes even more than bought ones, since you put a lot of thought and effort into them. So fictional writing can be a great offering. You can offer it to deities associated with creativity and art. But you can also write romance for a love-deity, action or thriller for darker associated deities or even come up with stories about them. Remember that humans came up with the myths and no one is stopping you from creating your own in devotion to them.

Angst. Nothing quite like cursing your nemesis by writing them into the most horrendous, terrifying scenario you can think of. The writing basically substitutes for a puppet (also knows as a voodoo doll) that you symbolically harm. For some people, like me, writing about what you want to happen to someone and describing their every reaction, how they squirm and cry and writhe in pain, can not only boost your energy for a powerful curse, but also give you a way to release the pent up anger towards them.

The nice thing about writing is that you can return to your story, re-read it or work over it for future workings or to repeat the spell. There are no limits set for writing and your imagination, everything is allowed. I'd love to know how other people use their writing skills in their craft. Feel free to share your own ideas!

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BTW today I met a person who's at least 50, uses they/it pronouns, and named themself Wyvern. It looks like if Santa was a biker and it plays D&D at the local library. Just a reminder that you can do whatever you want, forever.

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It’s crazy to me that people just trust in “the universe” or “fate” when they are magically adept.

You understand that sometimes people’s fate is to be on the street a drug addict

Some people’s fate is to lose everything and die alone

Some people’s fate is to always fail at reaching their life-goal.

The purpose of magic is to alter your fate, to make the life you feel you deserve.

Don’t wait around for something to save you.

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Nazis will never be welcome in paganism. They have no space in our communities, we will have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to nazis. You have no right to the cultures, gods and religions you hijack to spread your disgusting ideologies. You will find no refuge or comraderie amongst pagans.

Reblog to let nazis know they’re not welcome here.

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Being a Witch IS Political

Witchcraft and spirituality are inherently political. To embrace these paths without acknowledging their history and ongoing struggles is to reduce them to mere aesthetics. True witches—and spiritual practitioners—understand that the essence of these practices is rooted in resistance, justice, and transformation.

Historically, witches were the wise women and healers of their communities. They tended to the sick, midwifed births, and served as the keepers of ancient knowledge. Their craft connected them deeply to nature, the cycles of life, and the unseen forces that govern our world. These practices often placed them on the fringes of society, not because they were wrong or dangerous, but because their power defied the status quo.

These women (and men) were political figures simply by existing. They challenged patriarchal systems, capitalist greed, and authoritarian control. When they provided herbal remedies or midwifed safely outside the church's purview, they defied institutions that sought to monopolize power over life and death.

The witch trials of history were political acts, targeting those who threatened established hierarchies. Witches were scapegoated for plagues, famines, and dissent, often accused because they stood up for their communities, demanded justice, or refused to conform to societal expectations.

Even today, to identify as a witch or spiritual practitioner is to take a stand. It is to honor the marginalized, to value the Earth over profit, and to seek balance in a world obsessed with domination. It is to embrace healing, not only for ourselves but for others and the planet—a deeply political act in a culture that prioritizes profit and power over people and ecosystems.

Being a witch means advocating for what is right, even at risk to our comfort or safety. It means standing against oppression, environmental destruction, and systemic injustice. To claim this path is to reclaim the legacy of those who came before us—the wise women, healers, and rebels who walked this path at great personal cost.

If you are drawn to witchcraft, spirituality, or paganism, understand that this is more than crystals and candles. It is a call to action, a commitment to live authentically and fight for a better world. Anything less is a disservice to the courageous souls who paved the way for us.

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I need people to stop throwing the term "Psychosis" around when it comes to pagan practices they don't follow or believe in. For one, it completely invalidates people who are actually going through psychosis. People who actually need help. It makes it seem like a lot of people in our community are just suffering from mental illness when it's just a difference in practice. This, again, invalidates the actual people with these issues and honestly makes other people with specific mental health disorders want to never touch witchcraft or paganism. And for another, it's okay to not believe in things and just respectfully look the other way instead of getting loud about it and acting like your practice is the superior practice. That behavior is so toxic and just makes you seem like you're trying to act like you know more about things when we're all just doing what we can with the tools we're given.

In case you weren't aware, there is no superior practice or faith or religion or anything. We're all messy humans who experience life differently from one another. If the persons practice isn't harming anyone or themself, then why should it matter? I never understood why people seem to love to dogpile on harmless beliefs just because it's different from theirs. Especially when it comes to godspousal or how people interact with entities and deities. The human experience is special and unique to everyone. Just because it's not something you think is "okay" because of your own beliefs doesn't mean it's actually not okay. You don't speak for the old gods. They can speak for themselves.

If you have differing opinions on this, that's fine too. Scroll on or block me, but I wanna stress this to people who've made it this far

✨️🐍 My blog and discord server will always be safe for people who are godspouses/Spiritspouses and understand all practices are valid so long as they don't unjustly harm other people or yourself. 🐍✨️

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Since some people started following me recently after reading my take on US politics, I just wanna make sure you know what my blog is about.

I'm a pagan, I worship demons, I do witchcraft. My blog is safe for neurodivergent and queer people of all kinds, people with mental illness, systems, including endos, radqueer community, non-/alterhumans, people of any religion and other marginalized groups. My blog focuses on pagan/occult themes. I don't talk much about politics unless I feel the need to, but I have a clear stance. Nazis aren't welcome on my blog and will be blocked.

If you're here to hang out, you're more than welcome to! My DMs are open, I love to chat. Don't be shy, I don't bite (mostly). :)

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Also people who mix up fandom & religion on purpose.

We should start calling people who are obsessed with demons and the occult but disrespectful/create disrespectful depictions "Occultaboos"

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bad situation at home so i need to start working and the only thing i can do is offer paid readings (5$ for a reading only via paypal)

i can offer oracle readings, runes, crystal ball and tarot readings, i can ask gods questions, i can read someones aura from a picture. the reading is 5$ and any additional question in the reading is +1$

the price is like this for all of them because i dont pick the cards myself the gods choose the amount.

the crystal ball reading will be 3$

the aura reading would be 1$

pendulum readings are free if you buy a reading

i can only do 5 readings a day for now as to not burn myself in the future the amount moght change depending of how well I'm doing