#dodged a bullet there!
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im glad i waited until my mid twenties to watch a life in four chapters bc i dont know what that movie would have done to me as a teen
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if my brain rewiring childhood shounen series was like, naruto or bleach or something instead of inuyasha i would have ended as an entirely different person i think. like that really is very decisive in a weeb's life. whatever first shounen you were obsessed with at 9-11 will dictate the rest of your life choices for eternity
#i know that if i was a naruto girlie i'd take my itachi obsession to the grave#and develop foul taste like i know that itachigirl!violet would just LOVE hannibal and write corny posts about love that corrupts or w/e#dodged a bullet there!#why itachi? i know myself. he's basically goth sesshomaru but lame as fuck
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thank god wayv got all the best tracks at sm this year. can't even bear to imagine if one of the kids bop flop groups got them.
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#oh my god?????#txt#STOP FOLLOWING US!!! WE DONT POST LIKE THIS. WE POST JFK RPF#'blah hah hah and everyone clapped' don't you want to live in a world of beauty? with us?#‘why can’t i reblog this?’ Because trads started going He dodged a bullet in our notifications
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mr sims have you watched supernatural
The year is 2006 - I've just finished school for the summer holidays and am looking for something to fill my time. I am recommended by a friend a show called Supernatural as it's "pretty decent action horror" and it piques my interest. There's a whole four seasons of it available, so plenty to fill my time. I watch it through in a few weeks and enjoy it a medium amount, but not enough to keep up with future seasons, and I assume it ends not too long after that, as it feels like it's really running out of stories to tell.
The year is 2013 - I discover the show is still going somehow, and that things have gotten weird. I decide not to bother catching up, as nobody actually seems to think it's good, despite how intense they are about it.
The years are 2018-present - I am fully vindicated in my decision.
#I often feel like I pass by these things#Only to later discover how much of a bullet I dodged#Like how I read through and enjoyed all of Problem Sleuth#But never got around to reading Homestuck
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what a cutie . makes you just wanna lock him in a steel cage at the bottom of the mariana's trench
full comic this is for
#gravity falls#billford#stump dump#getting the last two pages done finallyyyyy#i got more than 5 hrs sleep for the first time in a week so i can actually hold a pen without sloughing out of my chair#we're almost there !! the final resolution of the wedding disasters !!!!#still laughing over the last few pages everyone being like . ogh ford you fumbled fidds#as if ford is not just a sexy anthro bullet to be dodged#really really so much fun getting to share these with people aaaaa .... comics r great ...................
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you know I thought harrow did a lot of dumb shit in this book, but her response to john being like “maybe I could think of you as a daughter :)” being to smash a glass and kneel on the shards was eminently sensible
#the locked tomb#john gaius#harrowhark nonagesimus#harrow the ninth#like I know why she did it in context#but holy shit what a bullet dodged
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This is destroying my hands but I love it to death
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it’s fascinating how trans women on here are tokenized to signal people’s comraderie with trans (terfs dni in bio/trans women are loved here), while at the same time we’re also harshly ejected from communities and painted as predators for piecemeal grievances that are handwaved away when done by non trans women. you can say all kinds of nasty stuff about someone, and as long as she’s a trans woman, people will believe it! people love the ideal of a trans woman but haven’t worked on their biases enough to do anything but grow to despise actual trans women
#im still blocked by a bunch of popular tme dyke bloggers despite being a nobody shot poster#just because of stupid callout nonsense#why’s it gotta go on like this#i might be dodging a bullet with people that gullible and shitty blocking me. but nobody else knows about them!#mine#genderposting#okay to rb
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What the actual fuck is going on at Red Bull?!?!?!?! 🤭🤨
via: F1 journalist Roberto Chinchero
#daniel might have dodged the biggest bullet 🤷🏻♀️🫡#seriously has the entire team become a total shitshow orrrrrr?????????#and all of this over the slowest driver on the current grid 🙃🤭#KARMA#red bull racing#brazilian gp 2024
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Almost found out
#fanart#vaggie#hazbin hotel#sir pentious#fan comic#back to the future quote#dodged a bullet#pentious hazbin hotel#pentious knows all the secrets#he just doesn't believe any of them#comic#vaggie lives to lie another day#hazbin vagatha
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The thing about 12-step programs is that the basic model involves getting a bunch of vulnerable, impulsive nutsos together in a plausibly cult-y atmosphere where they're likely to have already burned a lot of social bridges. That it doesn't turn out to be a hotbed of abuse would be the more farfetched assumption.
#the more and more distance I have from that part of my life the more I'm like wow actually what happened WAS kinda fucked up huh#dodged a bullet no big deal all's well that ends well etc but YIKES
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Ngl being aroace genuinely feels more like a blessing than a curse a lot of times, I LOVE not having to worry about allo stuff, I LOVEE not having any sort of attraction whatsoever, I just genuinely love the aroace label lol. but I also have this fear at the back of my mind that what if one day I wake up and realise I was allo all along, I feel like I would actually start crying-
BRUH I FEEL THIS SO MUCH TBH
EVERY SINGLE WORD HERE
#the hardships are real but fr#a lot of the time it feels like dodging a lot of bullets too and that's dope#asexual#aromantic#anon
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do you know how insane you have to be able to come home to THIS MAN everyday and then tell him "nope! i don't want you!"
#LIKE HIS EX FUMBLED SO BADD#evan peters fandom#evan peters#colin zabel#my malewife colin#mare of easttown#i was gonna say he dodged a bullet but ...
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lowkey think it’s gonna be such an experience for nesta to watch Elain and Lucien get together bc Lucien’s just so… normal? like her sister’s mated to a lunatic who hates her guts and she’s mated to an asshole who doesn’t even like her all that much and then there’s Lucien. He’s not weird or creepy or a liar. He doesn’t tell Elain everyone hates her or force her to do things she doesn’t want to do or tell he feels shackled to her. He’s respectful and chivalrous and literally worships the ground Elain walks on. He’s probably fighting the urge to say I love you on the first date because he’s so smitten. He’s just so normal. Good. He almost makes the whole mates thing seem like the gift it’s supposed to be.
#lucien’s fucked up in his own ways but he doesn’t project all his issues onto his partner 😙#he’s normal compared to all the other weirdos we’ve got at the night court#nesta’s gonna be thanking god that elain dodged a bullet with azriel lololol#acotar#a court of thorns and roses#lucien vanserra#pro lucien vanserra#pro elucien#pro nesta archeron#anti nessian#anti e/riel#she could’ve had him but sjm is insane i fear
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