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iām so sorry to be the one to tell you this but your star wars/marvel/d&d obsessed āgolden retrieverā bf is not a nerd he is a geek
the scale is
neil degrasse tyson -> either of the green brothers -> brennan lee mulligan
you do not choose where you fall it is assigned by a higher power we cannot comprehend
#do you want a venn diagram#iāll make a venn diagram#i fucking will#geek#nerd#cliques#you can be both#you can be neither#you can be either or#there are subsections#neil degrasse tyson#hank green#john green#brennan lee mulligan#marvel#star wars#dnd#d&d
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additional thoughts, from tags i got on the og post
#i had trouble finding a traditional graph slash venn diagram that could like. do what colored lines pointing at pngs do. messy but good.#you could argue that marcille is also ''i want my family back'' but shes got a pretty good one on lock atm#same goes for senshi#everyone say hi to laios and chucklefuck in the low opacity dimension#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#ryoko kui#thistle tag#chilchuk tims#marcille donato#marcille dungeon meshi#senshi of izganda#senshi#senshi dungeon meshi#kabru of utaya#kabru dungeon meshi#thistle dungeon meshi#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi
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Scientists ought to study the chemical link between Butches and trans men* and transmasc* people. Like, they say that the triple bond is one of the hardest to break, but I don't think they've looked at the bond between a trans guy and a Butch
#trans#transgender#queer#butch#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#nonbinary#every time a butch gives gym advice or how to behave like a gentleman i shut up sit down and get out my pen and paper#like butches may not all be men but they know what i want and frankly i will kill and die for butches#very unfortunate that the 'u' key is RIGHT NEXT TO the 'i' key because i really do not want to say 'bitches' on accident :/#something i love about the trans scene is the way the venn diagram between butchness and transness overlap often#thank you to all the gym butches in sports bras who are WAY more jacked than me for giving me their wisdom ššš#yes obv this INCLUDES trans butches who aren't transmasc* or trans men*#the THINGS that butch trans women have shared? innumerable. they rival the grains of sand on earth
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the reasons i'm alone, i know by heart (rhett abbott x fem!reader)
āMyāā Rhett broke off, his voice hoarser than both of you had expected, and he cleared his throat before trying again. āMy hands are dirty.ā You looked down at them.Ā Dried white paint flecked over the tops of his knuckles, smudged over the tips of his fingers, flecked like freckles over his forearms. When your fingers traced over the specks of paint, you heard his breath catch as you looked back up at his face.Ā You liked how he sounded, how he looked, wanted to know how he felt. āGuess Iām going to be doing all the touching, then.ā
A leak after a snowstorm. A long afternoon waiting for paint to dry. Another snowstorm, a power surge, and a connection that might just last past dawn. -- two chapter fic coming soon.
#rhett abbott x you#rhett abbott x reader#strangers to lovers#in which rhett stops by to fix reader's house and i decided he should stay#it'll be one part fluff one part smut#for a character in a show i've only seen edits/fanfic of#because i cannot be stopped#lmk if you want to be taggedddddddddd#or if you're a bob/tgm girlie but NOT a lewis girlie#which i can respect#but i do think that venn diagram is a circle#just trying to know my audience here
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What happens when you win the debate on who's the most oppressed group in the transgender community. What happens then. What could be accomplished by finding the one group that is the single most downtrodden demographic that suffers at the hands of every other community and putting them up on the 'most oppressed' throne with a 'most oppressed' trophy that could not be accomplished if we listened and paid attention to individual and group needs and worked to address them without the need to determine 'who has it worst', or worse, 'who actually belongs to the most oppressed group'.
#spitblaze says things#there are times when certain groups will. in fact. be targeted harder than others and its important to uplift and rally around them#and this can be accomplished without turning the whole thing into a pissing contest#i am deliberately keeping this vague because who I'M mad at are the people who think the binarist infighting is any sort of helpful#and if you get into fights over 'okay but x group IS more oppressed' in the notes i will block you#also. btw. the trans community is not a binary of 'my group' and 'everyone else'. its not separate circles#its a big weird messy venn diagram full of people who dont just belong in one circle but might belong in several or all or none of them#any attempt you are going to make at strict categorization WILL fail because language is a very poor tool for determining the definitions#of things as weird and nebulous as 'gender'#sorry lol i have been trying to formulate this post for like an hour after i saw that our-transgender-experiences post#it is not the most perfect and beautiful and nuanced and kind compassionate post ever made. it is a vent post#if you want to read 'stop doing lateral aggression to figure out who has it worst' uncharitably that's on you.#SPITBLAZE SMASH
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"a dude in Texas legally changed his name to "Literally Anyone Else" and he's attempting to run for President against Biden & Trump" [source]
okay, but putting aside the comedic aspect of this, it is concerning the amount of people who are prompted to vote for candidates just because it's funny. I'm not the biggest fan of how his policy about the boarder sounds [Site], but I do implore anyone who is able to vote in the 2024 US election to please research other candidates.
The media is only going to continue pushing the idea it's inevitably going to be Trump vs Biden 2.0 and we have no other options, that we have to vote for Biden again because of Project 2025. Is that whole thing terrifying?
Yeah, fucking absolutely.
But voting for Biden will not solidify our safety from that. Biden is exactly like the rest of them. He always has been. You can't make the lesser of two evils argument when they're both just plain evil.
You cannot say that Biden is even mildly a better choice than Trump when he is currently directly involved in a genocide. That is not some little fucking thing. That in and of itself disqualifies him as a lesser evil. Biden is just as bad as him and he will not save us because he doesn't fucking care.
Cornel West [Site] is an Independent candidate running for President in the 2024 Election. [Policies]
Claudia De la Cruz and Karina Garcia [Site] are running for President and Vice-President as the candidates of the Party for Socialism and Liberation in the 2024 Election. [Policies]
There are options.
There are people trying to change the corrupt foundation our system is built on, but we have to help amplify them because the mainstream media will not.
#have you looked at what's happening in New York & the subways#There's so many reported shootings and deaths and it just seems to be getting worse.#I just looked up subway shooting ny because I wanted to check before saying something#There's reports from like 3 hours ago about someone getting pushed in front of one of the moving subways & there's so many others#or how about the like thousands of police officers that they've got stationed at subways in ny literally doing fuck all#or how everyone's going through a housing crisis and cant afford rent and cant get medical care because it can cost#$4000 to get a fucking ambulance and that's cheap. That's a ride to the hospital less than 20 minutes away probably.#or the rise in hate crimes and bigotry and all the shit they're now trying to censor with the kosa bill#or how terrifying places like Florida have became for anyone thats not seen as an equel by people who dont view most others as equels.#or how they're pouring billions into wars while we're in the midsts of a homeless crisis#suicide rates are at record levels in the us and it's only going to get worse. theyre pulling telehealth which will take away#life saving medical care for people who dont have the ability to go in person. people's ability to get therapy and meds being taken away#Is going to kill people. or how the Biden administration has fucked up their Covid response so goddamn badly#people are referring to the pandemic in past tense and have lost understanding for others who they'd have understood before#they've lied and they've concealed and its killing millions of people and disabling even more. but they will not take accountability.#long covid is ruining people's lives and they've successfully led the narrative that its not real or not that serious.#they will sit there and they will lie. they will say they've protected women's rights and that its a top priority.#they'll say that healthcare is a top priority but have suggested that they'd veto a healthcare for all bill because of its price tag#but will spend billions and billions and billions on a genocide that the majority is against. the system isn't going to begin collapsing#it already is.#its crumbled and we must demolish the corrupt remains and rebuild a better government that gives a shit about people#ALL people.#they use basic human rights as bargaining chips.#the Democrats and Republicans on a Venn diagram is a circle. wake up.
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Maybe I did this to myself but it does irk me when people see me knitting and they ask who itās for and I say itās for me and the immediate reaction is āyou should sell itā yeahā¦ let me spend at least a weekās worth of my free time making an item I like, want, and would wear just to sell it on etsy, making at most a Ā£2 profit on materials and not being compensated for my time whatsoever šš»
#i say maybe i did this to myself because historically i have gifted most of the items i have knitted#because the venn diagram of things i like to knit vs things i like to wear is actually 2 circles that donāt touch#i looove making hats. i HATE wearing hats#also i love making baby clothes but i donāt have a baby and iām not going to have a baby#however lately iāve gotten really into knitting socks and i really like to wear knit socks. itās like the most affordable way for me to get#quality wool socks. and iām going to be watching my shows anyway. the time will pass anyways#but it feels like people are deliberately making me feel weird for wanting to make stuff for myself and not profit off my hobby#and like iāve made 3 pairs of socks to gift already because ātis the season or whatever. and iāve started another pair for a friend whose#birthday is in january#genuinely itās very weird to hear āyou should sell itā or āoh i want one!!ā about an item iām making for myself. after 18 years of gifting#or donating basically everything iāve ever knitted. like iāve gifted 2 double bed size crochet blankets#everyone iāve known whoās had a baby has gotten a cardigan or a blanket or hats or all of the above#i spent october making poppies for the church. iāve never even stepped foot in my village church mind you. my neighbour asked me to help#do you know what i own? that iāve knitted? a pair of mittens and a pair of socks.#you want some socks from me? alright. thatās anywhere between Ā£6 and Ā£10 for the yarn and thatās optimistic#iām currently making myself a pair with hand-dyed yarn that cost me Ā£18 including delivery#the needles i use cost me more than Ā£10. timeā¦ letās call it 24 hours per sock#i donāt know anyone with 18 years experience who makes minimum wage so letās call it an even 600 for my time. tbh#DO YOU SEE how this isnāt a viable side hussle??? i physically cannot charge what my socks are worth#if i like you and youāre willing to wait; socks are free or cost whatever the yarn costs#if i donāt like or know you venmo me Ā£620. and youāre still going to have to wait.#just pisses me OFF when people suggest i make an etsy page and they say it like theyāre doing me a favour or giving me great financial#advice. like youāve seen me sitting here all evening and iām barely done with the cuff.. do you actually think selling these for Ā£20 maximum#is going to help me out. iām not selling them. theyāre FOR me. iām making them because i want them#also when my friendās family was saying this to me and i was like āwell the yarn cost a fiverā and they got quiet and i was thinking yeahā¦#a fiver is the maximum you cheapskates would pay isnāt it. a fiver is cheap sock yarn bought on sale. or yarn that probably isnāt actually#good for socks. like donāt presume to give me financial advice when youāre this out of touch with the market please#next person who asks when iām going to start selling socks is getting this whole rant in entirety tbh i donāt care anymore#personal#edited to add that i didnāt even get into etsy fees or whether i would even be noticed among the mountain of dropshippers LOL
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*video by a self proclaimed historian archeology with mary on a cross dramatic beat in the background fake crying hand on mouth in instagram reels* here is a funeral epigraphy of this young roman lady who got murdered by her husband! People especially men were such beasts right then and haven't changed much! *shows epigraphy where parents of murdered girl both father and mother denounce their daughter's murder as something abominable and either way Very Much Not Uncaring of the girls fate*
#i also just think its dangerous to like. chalk up an entire population/culture as having components that act like a monolith#and every one is a misogynistic violent man who uses women as a bargaining chip and no one cared about their#wife/sister/mother/daughter ever#and well. i know the long dead thousand year long spanning violent state the roman empire doesnt need my defense lol#i just think. generalizing a demographic is bad. and like. how people are just comfortable doing it because#they have decided that the entity they are talking about is 'bad' and thus can say all the shit they want about them#and like yeah. roman misogyny was really bad and disgusting i studied roman literature for fucks sakw#i know what many men thought of women back then#but again. there were other men who cared about their female relatives. cicero and tullia. fulvia and clodius. pliny and calpurnia.#ovid and fabia.#literally the longest latin epigraphy we have is a man mourning his wife and wishing he died in her place and listing how wonderful she was#and when pointed out the people in the comments (whose venn diagram is a circle with bitches who exploit little girls#getting raped and/or murdered to spam I CHOOSE THE BEAR which again. if some bitch did that with me#they'd probably find her bloated naked body in the tevere two weeks later like holy shit its so disrespectful)#is a circle)#say 'buuh oooh well some guys loved their wives/daughter what matters she still died' and well.#people point that shit out because you are already so quick to jump at condemning a whole people as mindless monsters#who only thought about raping impregnating killing their child wives and thats just. not true#do you truly believe every human back then didnt have feelings and just adhered to societal norms?#do you thinl you from the oh so enlightened future are illuminated from those filthy savages and are immune from societal bias?#i also feel that like. the way most of those people approach this is less empathy on#the women who suffered beforeha d#in that place and more 'how can i make this about me a 25 yo WASP woman' yk
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Who would you call daddy and babygirl at the same time?
#Jeff Satur#fort thitipong#apo nattawin#Iāve apparently got a thing for switches?#cuz you know the characters they play are bratty bottoms#Kim? he just wants to be held by chay but also likes to bite#Prapai? he would do anything for sky including letting him take control but he also likes to bite#Porsche? he just wants to be taken care of but also choke a bitch#anyway#Iām sure thereās many more#Iām just going to creat a venn diagram#KinnPorsche#prapai love in the air
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venn diagram of these guys
#oh this is not the point but im realizing i accidentally picked pictures where theyre all facing one wat except dio. FUCK!!!#jjba#professor layton#dmc#mgs#<- im sorry for putting tags on btw its mostly for the filtering purposes#muffin mumbles#anyway im not saying theyre all the exact same because they're absolutely not. Ohhh they are NOT the same#but their similarities and differences are so fun to compare and contrast u know#like. do you get it. descole is like dio and dio is like liquid and liquid is liks vergil and vergil is like descole#but also they havs common threads between all of them i think#Off topic but it does bother me that they all have really light hair except for descole. however i couldnt change any of their hair colors#that would be fucked up and evil. can you imaging brunette vergil. blonde descole. Exactly#anyway sorry for getting pictures i actually like of the first three and then just cropping snavid out of the shit twins image#for the last one LOL#maybe i will make a venn diagram of these guys one day. we will see...#i mesn i Would do it. ive tried. but the hardest part to me is formatting the fucking circles bro#i use a site to generate it and it looks like shit. i do it by hand and it looks like shit. i edit it from a template... u get the idea#but like i need you to listen to me i am speaking directly into your ear. i need you to think about v & desmond sycamore. pls do this for me#ok thats it i think im outta stuff to say rn amen ššš#edit literally 20 hours later: my stupid ass trying to put a 172x172 image next to the three other 500x500 ones and not realizing#its ok though i just fixed it#ifyou want the old version (?) its in the reblogs twice; i rbed it just now saying id fix it + someone else rbed it#which is why i clicked on it cause i saw it in my notifs#thank u to themrmoki you did me a solid <3
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i think what it comes down to with shows like helluva boss and the fact that antis are allllllways complaining about it being "toxic" and "romanticizing unhealthy relationships" is that like. that's the point. like i truly don't get how you don't understand that that is the point. i like toxic romance in fiction. i like complicated messy unhealthy dynamics. i like characters who are flawed and hypocritical and bad people.
listen, there are some genuine criticisms to be made about this show, but ultimately so much of what it actually is in this fandom is just... people hating on it for being an adult show. the characters are, largely, not good people! you're not supposed to idolize and aspire to be like them! like sorry that you've only consumed escapist children's media for so long that you believe that all protagonists are supposed to be self-inserts but you are actually supposed to disagree with some of their actions and behaviors for this one. and claiming the show is "romanticizing abuse" just because it portrays an unhealthy relationship (that neither party is happy with!!!) is just. downright conservative and functionally puritan lmao
like. have you never read a whump fic. have you never watched a "dark" show. portraying unhealthy behaviors =/= condoning those behaviors in real life. i truly do not know how to make this any clearer for you
#im absolutely convinced that the venn diagram containing hb antis and people who say that huck finn condones/glorifies racism is a circle#like. do you actually need this show to hold your hand and explain which parts youre not supposed to want to enact in real life.#if you're upset that there's no scene where someone looks directly at the camera and says 'hey guys just so you know this scene is about#how this thing is Bad and Not Good; and the consequences im about to experience is to show you how it's Bad and Not Good' then#im sorry but i don't think you should be watching this show#i could get into themes of abuse in this show and that whole topic but that is. a whooooole other post i have THOUGHTS about that one#anyways. i love toxic relationships in fiction i love watching characters fall ass first into problems that are absolutely their own fault#helluva boss#mine
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I love how Nico Sturm makes an extremely basic Greek mythology reference two (2) different times in interviews and Sheng still brings it up whenever he talks about him.
The Sword of Damocles is maybe a slightly deeper pull than Icarus? But we're still getting these from a puddle and Sheng is nevertheless agog over it.
#read the sword of damocles one#and Sheng explained the myth in detail#my takeaways were. Do you think we're stupid stupid or did you have to wikipedia this and want to show what you learned#sheng peng laying knowledge at our feet like a pleased cat with a dead mouse while we say thank you and pretend we needed the explanation#editing my tags a little to say that thinking about it this is kind of elitist of me#if you donāt know the in line explanation is probably nice and helpful#and I should not mock them#anyway these next tags were with the original post too theyāre just thematically different so after the edited bit#i told my mom about this and she said that rocky horror has a sword of damocles reference#but i think the number of people in the overlap of the rocky horror enthusiast/pro hockey player venn diagram might be somewhat small#nico sturm#sheng peng#sharks lb#san jose sharks
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UP TOP: Is the Tadpole Consumers! Sometimes being 'Power Hungry' means eating an actual worm.
Kendis Wolfcrossing (left): Bearbarian (Druid and Barbarian), She/They (nb). Romance Rolan [Maybe Minthara. Maybe Halsin. I'm just fucking around in the PT]
Kaeliana (right): aka The Dark Urge, Soradin of Kelemvor (Sorcerer and Paladin), She/her (trans). Romance Wyll.
BOTTOM DOWN: The Parental Trauma Cleric Sibs (and potentially both technically undead).
Amryl Shadowhoard (left): Ranger/War Cleric of Bahamut, They/It/She (in order; nb). Romance Wyll/Lae'zel/REDACTED [yeah that's the polyam!]. Is, technically, Isyl's younger sibling.
Isyl Shadowhoard (right): aka The Dark Urge. Cleric of Light [hhaha] of Lathander, ???? (trans and nb). Potential Romance Barcus. Is, definitely, Amryl's older sibling. Isyl remembers that fact and Isyl remembers Lathander. Everything else is secondary. Right?
#meet my tavs#grapes chars#bg3: kendis wolfcrossing#oc: kaeliana#oc: amryl shadowhoard#oc: isyl shadowhoard#bg3 tav#bg3 durge#grapecase posts#meet my ocs#the thing im most excited for isyl is tthe sibling stuff and the struggle between past and 'nature' and ofc exploring duergar shit but i#hope isyl can be a particular shit to wulbern#im more excited about the barcus 'romance' than i expected?#i need to learnmroe about him#kendis is supposed to have a scar over their black/white eye. idk if its hard to see bc of teh tadpole eating or if a mod took it off#i'll check later#this is my current [mostly] active PTs.#but i have like six others in the shadows? lol and one nebulous plan. bc i dont have a geriatric. i wanted to make an old man githyanki but#then the enbies ate my brain#also tho some people put nb as under the trans umbrella i know some people see it as a separate umbrella.#i feel isyl sees themselves as both. they transitioned but they also see themselves as nonbinary. kendis sees being nonbinary as both in#a weird way like its own seperate thing but also under the umbrella? idk a venn diagram? i just vibe for kendis#kae proudly has a girldick. and proudly is a woman. i have mixed ideaas on when she transitioned. im sure it would have been a mess. but it#HERS.#[on the one hand i dont think bhaal cares. but on the other hand idky i feel bhaalists would get very evangelical about it. like THIS IS TH#BODY BHAAL MADE. A RE YOU SAYING BHAAL ERRED???]#amryl is they/it nonbinary. trans. wte. but they're also i think one of those nonbinary unless it's 'god forbid women are allowed to do ANY#HING'#lmao#okay okay im going back to my burrow
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Inspired by this, but with the additional category I mentioned.
For obvious reasons, I wasnāt able to include every single blorbo of mineājust my top ones from IDW, TFP, and Cyberverse.
IDW Soundwave and Windblade may change once I read the rest of IDW1. I just kinda stuck them in the spot that makes the most sense based on what little I currently know about them.
Pharma being smack in the middle is funny to me because it shows just how conflicted I am about the fact that heās become a blorbo to me.
Allow me to draw your attention to the space occupied by Starscream, Megatron, and Prowl. I wouldnāt have it any other way. xD Theyāre the most war criminal trio to ever exist.
#this was so much fun#blorbo babble#if any of you want the blank Venn diagram to do it for yourselves let me know via DM or a reply on the post and Iāll send it over :)
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LOLA AND LOLA !
This one is for the specific audience of rainbow high enjoyers and people that are obsessed with gerard wayās 2014 solo album hesitant alien and its mascot lola. Anyways, been wanting to draw this for a while, theyre both lola and thyere both pink and fluffy and cute :) kind of a pain to shade but really fun!
#rainbow high#hesitant alien#lola wilde#lola lovesu#lolaplusg#lola hesitant alien#shadow high#fan art#doll fanart#digital art#clip studio paint#two arts in one day everyone clap#art#artists on tumblr#lola and lola love them ive drawn them together before but that was a doodle#might draw them again :) just for me#anyways if you do fall into the center of the venn diagram i want to be pals#i need friends that are weird in the head for the same things as me#girlboss and nonbinary joint slay
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re last answer: please don't stop, being very unhinged about these two pretty white boys is helping distract me from the sharks losing streak rn so bring it on
https://www.tumblr.com/bondedpairs/764566430180147200?source=share
(sideblog woes but there's the link for you) anyway in the vid they talk about going over to each other's houses to have dinner and things and while that is a delicious example of their codependence i love it bc through an rpf lens there is definitely some old man ******* going on. they can have the dilfs and each other.
(someone else mentioned kept boys which i could write an essay on but i fear being Perceivedā¢ļø)
anyway if you have anything to add to this please do, if not ignore me and i will hide under a rock until the stress-related insanity has worn off and i am a functioning member of society once more š
- @bondedpairs
ty for the video!!! and please, WRITE THE KEPT BOYS ESSAYYYY i promise i will read it with my hands over my eyes if you donāt want to be perceived. do it scared!! do it anyway!! weāll all love you for it!!!
#like. i donāt know how to explain how narratively aware will smith is to me. he knows heās being put into the codependent rookies arc.#heās aware that zeev buium transforms into a dog. he knows that he and mack arenāt getting together because mackās gotta work it out first.#& in a less unhinged way i simply mean that will smith has an air of both self-conscious thought & projection i think is maybe fascinating.#but not in a way in which i actually know this or think that he thinks about himself and how he comes across. he just Is Something ????#the best way i can explain is one of my alltime favorite fics i use it like a shorthand citation bc i love it so much but catchascatchcanās#many worlds universe but specifically the second tk/pat story second person you the ouroboros spits out its tale nolan walks off screen.#like that is the kind of narrative awareness i am trying to explain that no matter where i put him will smith knows heās inside a story but#not in a way where heās trying to do anything to it. heās just present there. this makes no sense to me either please understand#liv in the replies#bondedpairs#happy to have brought you something in your times of woe!!! āalso hope things get a little less stressful for you!! <3#weāre 2gether p much 24/7ā no go on i say in my nature documentary voice. watching them like bugs under a rock rn observing from a distance#this DID get me to actually watch the video. agreed with puckpocketed saying rich text and ur tags like. YES the daddy issues popped out.#just wants to make sure heās having fun!! checking up!! mack the prime irritance in willās life!! foisted off on one another w/ no choice#itās like when your parents are friends so then you have to be friends with their kids in a way and then also like. youāre the only kids#close in age to each other but theyāre NOT but it is definitely not like. i would choose you for any lifetime it is very will smith hockey#(once again) very aware he has to wait for mack to settle down. like now that iām saying this i DO want clairvoyant will smith which is not#where it goes in the first half but just in the sense of like. those silly posts that are like āinvested early in stock!ā & itās a picture#of braden holtby & his beautiful bisexual wife brandi back when holts was a hipster who wore skinny scarves & now everyone thinks heās sooo#like that but itās will smith saying my god you are insufferable but youāll be fantastic in five years. get in the fucking car.#(yes i am drawing extensively from the one picture where will has COMPLETELY tuned him out (there is a football reasoning reference here?#with the patriots? neonfretra drew this also but it was a tweet about the teams. thereās layers to this here ANYWAY) weāre building a life#i realize after the fact i addressed neither the dilf (gilf?) fucking here nor the content of the actual video & polycules to which i say:#brain scrampled egg. the burnsie/joe/patty/(pavs???) polycule just exists to me and the kids intersect the venn diagram but in a much#smaller portion than they intersect each other in both ways (will/mack joe/the guys)#also as for the content of the video. youāre gonna have to give me at LEAST (how long did it take me until i actually started posting tzjd?#i hate that this is my metric but it really was like. i see everyone yelling about them & iām like ok. [please ignore the irrational hatred#i have for tz at the time it has to do with moritz seider and also whenever i see him on the ice something awakens in kill mode] and i DO#blame tzjd for my 800 drafts and it took me like. a good while before i finally went OH kay. i see it. okay i can get invested. horizon at#a 45 degree angle moon in the late waxing gibbous winds scented of orange & blowing S by SW from the vortex cycle etc etc ass conditions)
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