#do not. mind their inventories.

[sieglinde-freud]

what they dont tell u about tharjabelle is that it also creates the most insane statlines for their kids. 62 magic?!?! (with limit breaker i know)

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

you really need to raise your standards for what's considered "a phrase" because if it only makes sense in the specific context of the post it was originally found in and it isn't repeatable in other situations, that's not a phrase that has entered the lexicon, that's just something someone said one time.

i started this thing last week i need all the posts i can handle

What doesn't alter your vocabulary may alter, or may have already altered, someone else's. This is not about adding to The General Lexicon - I have an entire tag for things that change this site as a whole, which has a higher bar; this is largely about novelty and humor. This is us curb-stomping whatever the fuck we want into the right form for our needs, whatever those needs may be, including altering aspects of the phrase to fit the necessary format or context. It's a linguistic shotgun.

its my fuckin blog bitch ill shit where i want

[parasolladyansy]

Hero of Bombs / Isekai-ed Artist - Inventories

Now that our Hero has 1-2 companions running around with him, he doesn’t have to carry everything. Obviously, there’s more each of them carries (Key Items, etc.) but this is the gist.

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Link ⚔️🍃 the main melee fighter, has all the weapons & gear, depending more on his many armor sets as they travel. While he loves cooking, he mostly makes & carries quick handheld meals like skewers & rice balls to save time / effort on the field.

Ingo 💣⚙️ depends completely on projectiles (Bomb Flowers, Fire Fruit, etc.) & elixirs to make up for his being an average Unovan (though seeing Legends Arceus, I think people in the Pokéverse are at least a little more hardy than people in our world). Poes are drawn to him, & he also has all the Zonai plans to build the many vehicles to help them traverse Hyrule.

Ansy 💎🌾 almost never fights due to having like one heart (lol) & mostly cooks more elaborate meals / crafts elixirs. I also decided that they got a special Fairy tonic (like “Fairy Cordial ♾️”) to deal with the medicine problem ^o^

[laurelindebear]

I did it. When I started my job at the museum, there was no complete up-to-date inventory. The older ones I found were both missing a lot of objects, and contained entries that were too generic to conclusively identify some of the objects. It's taken me a little over two years, but we now have a complete inventory of all 5000-ish objects in the collection, recorded to at least inventory level standards, with as much additional catalogue-level information as I could immediately find. It felt like I was never going to finish - every time I thought I was almost done I'd find more boxes I didn't know about - but I have. The way I feel about the inventory spreadsheet is how I assume normal people feel about their children. I have a legacy. I almost feel like I've done something worthwhile in my life.

I know there are technically some small number of things still in storage in another city that I've never seen, but I don't know how many are actually ours, and frankly since they're not currently accessible to me I'm ignoring them for the time being. The backlog is no more.

Well, the inventory backlog. Now I can start on the accessioning, cataloguing, and marking/labelling backlogs.... 🙃

[sketchy-toasters]

Finished the Skiddad infection au status page finally!! Might actually start posting about the au. Start from the beginning and work till the part it's currently on rn.

[thegreatyin]

Hey so you know Sunless Skies. Are you aware of the secret fourth Ambition? If so, there's something about it which haunts my dreams and has for years, and I need to spread the brainrot. If not, disregard this message, I don't want to give unsolicited spoilers. Sorry if the nature of the ask is in and of itself a spoiler.

i am indeed aware of it!!! i'm planning on pursuing it once i finish my current ambition in my current (and first) playthrough (the truth. i'm doing the truth as my very first ambition. because i apparently love to suffer and simply cannot do things by halves.)

[rosettabetta]

supplicant???? collar???? crim????

[practically-an-x-man]

ughhh they have me scheduled to close next weekend and the weekend after that and I just. don't want to.

[daggery]

i saw a picture of a plate of sliced fruit and it was very pretty and for a moment i felt strangely angry that after you eat it then it’s gone and there’s no more. but that’s the nature of a plate of fruit

[ebonytails]

GOT ACCEPTED INTO A LOCAL CON.. BABY'S FIRST ART MARKET

[quilleth]

the extreme level of 0 fucks to give i feel about work lately is kind of problematic. but also...i give 0 fucks about it. just absolutely 0 motivation beyond the most bare minimum i can get away with doing and that's not even really motivation. that's just "i need to not be a complete bump on a log or i will get fired and we literally cannot afford to live if i do not have a job and also i would lose my admittedly very good healthcare that is covering therapy and medications and testing for my adhd, insomnia, and chronic fatigue." but like i don't care about it. i'm back in the office full time (i work remote during breaks) and i'm dreading it

[keeps-ache]

m back on mobile :D

[hootshooligan]

MAGIC POCKETS?? SINCE WHEN??

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

I KNEW it. I saw one House MD post from you going "haha I'm not going to talk about it but this is my new show" and I KNEW it. HouseTM blogging time had just commenced. New Character was Added to Lu's Inventory. we shall see how well the fortifications hold out

I've only had Allison Cameron for a day and a half but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

[comeon-intothemadhouse]

Had an awful thought.

Helena and Ramon raised a parentified/hyper independent Eddie and made him 'man of the house' while he was just a kid.

Eddie (and yes Shannon too) raised Christopher with lots of love and support so he could BE independent but know he has people he can depend on.

Now that Chris is in Texas for an indeterminate time with Helena and Ramon, I think they're going to be too attentive to "correct" where they went wrong with Eddie.

Not necessarily babying Christopher but not allowing him the space that Eddie has always given either.

[autistic-shaiapouf]

Beginning to really wonder how much of my financial concern is manufactured and handed to me as opposed to something I'm genuinely concerned by