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darkwood-sleddog · 2 years ago

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when somebody on reddit is arguing with me about sled dog genetics, saying alaskans aren't a true type of dog and are just a mutt:

#dogblr #alaskan husky #LOOK THEY'RE EMBARKABLE #HAVE PEDIGREES AS LONG AS MY PUREBRED DOGS #AND ARE THE LAST LIVING DESCENDANTS OF THE INTERIOR INDIGENOUS DOGS IN ALASKA #do not test me child #like of course many have mixed heritage but so does recent pedigree dog no. 500

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

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Susie meets the friendly yellow rabbit in FNAF..

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vynnyal · 1 month ago

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Finally finishing totk

#Totk #Art #Comic #Link #This one gets main blog privileges lololol #Context: I had beat 1 dungeon and promised my buddy not to progress without them. I was just filling out the map and these guys appeared #Totk spoilers in the tags #Okay so here's my totk story because it hurts everyone I tell including myself #First time I played totk I got really fed up with the tutorial. It would just never end.#I got so fed up with it in fact... I never did the story. At all!#My buddy wanted to watch me do the story but we kept missing each other #So I ended up avoiding anything even tangentially related to plot #I never met any characters. Never even knew there were bosses and dungeons. Never entered the castle #And one time my buddy told me there was the awesome boss in the depths I could fight-- a king dragon. Woaaahhh #I made my way over there and was so ready for this epic battle and ended up killing it in 5 seconds. I was too powerful 😂#Keep in mind I did NO DUNGEONS and had grinded up the dynamic difficulty entirely through common enemies to the point of silver lynels #So yeah I stopped playing because I realized I was way too overpowered to start the story #So I started all over again. Finally doing totk the Intended Way™#Uhh... Doing one single dungeon raised the difficulty to the point of black hoglins appearing?? What???#I'm basically rushing every dungeon (I just finished the second one) without preparing at all or doing any shrines #(I killed colgera while dying from cold damage at 4 hearts because I ran out of cold res LMFAO)#So this is really testing my Zelda skillz. It's very fun.#Also. During the first dungeon. I was so obsessed with the kid I almost looked up how I could keep him as my companion #My buddy was so excited for me to find out what the reward was for beating the dungeon 😂😂😂#What else funny... Oh yeah my old save was so jank I never actually got any more than 5 hearts.#Yes I had to defeat lynels mostly hitless since they can kill you despite the mercy quarter heart #I also went to do the first dungeon on the first save and accidentally entered the ship without the child. It TRAPS YOU INSIDE.#It doesn't even give you a warp it just says “die or warp out”. Except I didn't get the shrine halfway up. So I decided to hoverbike out 😓#Oh yeah and it turns out you can ABSOLUTELY get the master sword so so easily.#She flies right past the water dungeon and phases out of existence near immediately it's very funny.

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jaarijani · 5 months ago

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FUCK YOUR FUCKING PHONE

#joost really said put your phone away and learn to live in the moment again dipshits #and he was so real for that #i didnt pull out my phone again for the whole show after this bc hes right #i dont want to live my life through the lens of a camera #i want to exist in the moment have fun and forget and do it again and again and again #and the few pictures and videos i take are for me do decide what to do with #post these pics on twitter and im eating your mom dont test me child #joost klein

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mukuharakazui · 3 months ago

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"Alphabet mafia" was funny (courtesy of @birthclod) so here are my alphabet mafia + nationality headcanons for Town of Salem's best faction (sorry to the roles without skins </3)

#some elaboration in the tags if you care to read #town of salem #i'm lactose intolerant #my art #tos #assume they live in italy unless otherwise stated #consig being canonically trans by accident is insane to me. she's so fucking funny. also yes she is german-irish because of tom hagen <3 #i hc the itor surname as a shortening of heitor. and that it's the forger's (her last name is NOT direction) and yuan is her bio child #this is weirdly elaborate. he's her bio kid and she raised him but also he was a test tube baby and was born via surrogacy #mafio + consig are very close friends and treat each other like siblings #they met as little kids while gf was in her city on business and mafio was a quiet kid so gf was happy that mafio had made a friend #flash forward to gf regularly going out of his way to fly a 7-year-old + family across international borders for playdates with his kid #forger & consort are like 20 years apart in age but consort looks younger than she is and forger looks older than she is #consort is ~35 and looks ~25 and forger is ~55 and looks ~70. it's rough out there for an early retinol user and a stress ager.#gf and hypno are oldest at late 60s-early 70s and jani is youngest at around 22-25 #also very important that all of them have little roses somewhere. consig's is on her belt + jani's is on a little bracelet #forger's is hard to see bc very small (it's her necklace). hypno with a little rose badge holder clip was my best idea ngl #and fine. i will address the elephant in the room. disguiser. there we go i mentioned them.#'why do they have a single parent. who is it.' i swear if you can put 2 and 2 together it's really funny...

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justaz · 7 months ago

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yknow what…..im thinking about it. (american) gen z grew up surrounded by talk of climate change and actual school shootings where peers and friends literally die at age 11 and that was just like our norm. the economy is shit so we cant buy houses and can barely afford food, our schools were a war zone, and our planet is dying. that was our youth, death at every turn. a lot of gen z (i think i can go global here, not just america) will tell you like “yeah i didn’t ever see myself living past fifteen much less eighteen. i thought i’d be dead by now” and so now we have like no idea wtf we’re doing and we’re just trying to make the best out of our shitty lives.

anyways merlin also kinda grew up like that as in his very existence was a death sentence and if the wrong person found out he’d be dead. growing up hearing from your mother that you cant tell anyone the truth bc what you are, how you were born, is wrong in this world and that many people would cheer to see you die….yeah what if he had the same thought process and was like “yeah fuck guess my death is inevitable” and just stopped giving a fuck. he’s confrontational and picks fights without regard for his opponents strength or numbers bc hey if he goes out this way then at least he was doing something good and standing up for what he believed in, if he doesn’t die then cool he made a difference. that’s why he goes toe to toe with arthur even after finding out he’s the prince of the most powerful kingdom in albion that started the whole campaign calling for his head.

just merlin being kind of like a medieval gen z lmao like taking no shit and taking all these risks bc hey he never thought he’d make it to twenty so wtf else is he meant to do?? live a life of paranoia and wariness? no. he’s gonna die in the end no matter what, if it happens sooner rather than later….well…he never thought he’d make it this far so he did better than he originally expected. this is why he gets on with gwaine so well bc they both have like passive suicidal tendencies where they take all these risks and make all these choices that put their lives at risk bc they don’t particularly care one way or the other how it turns out. real recognizes real.

#not to be one of those people who posts about generational groups of whatever #but i was just thinking about it #like merlin not biting his tongue when it comes to uther and people staring at him like hes mad #and hes just like ‘he wants me dead anyways why does it matter’#‘i shouldve died years ago but im still here and idk what to do about that so ill test fate every day just to see what happens’#tw suicidal mentality #? idk how else to tag it #tw gun violence mention #tw school shooting mention #tw child death mention #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #angst #gwaine #no one really gets it bc yeah gwaine is taking these risks #but hes doing it bc he isnt that happy with his life #merlin is doing it bc he wasnt expecting to keep his life for this long and isnt sure he really wants it anymore #but he keeps it just in case but he also wouldnt be that upset if it was taken #you know?#is this too sad?#i feel like im getting too dark #post over

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grimmweepers · 4 months ago

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life comes at you so fast

#tw personal #tw death #tw cancer #not my usual silly goofy post but it’s hard to remain that way when there’s a lot weighing on your mind #cancer sucks #and it’s unfair how quickly it can take people from us #one moment they seem fine and the next they’re in the icu with a week left to live #he passed two nights ago #i wasn’t planning to post about it but i have the tendency to disassociate from my grief #so here i am instead of wherever the hell!#it’s heartbreaking because he and his wife weren’t just my mum’s bosses - they were long-time friends #i have clear childhood memories of playing at their house with their son #his youngest child is only 3 years old #as soon as he found out he started giving his final messages to his staff #obviously nobody wants to die in that situation #but you could feel how much he *wanted to live*#when i was told about his death it was in the morning and it didn’t feel real #every time i had seen him in the last year he always had a smile on his face #it’s always been hard for me to deal with the prospect of death #and understand how fragile life is #how REAL mortality is #it hits even harder when it happens to someone who was so FULL of life #sighs #life comes at you fast #sometimes in all directions and in every possible and testing way imaginable #i’ve been trying to write and feel any sense of normalcy this evening but for a multitude of reasons i have a sinking feeling in my stomach #sometimes when i’m upset i try recycle the feeling into excitement or happiness over something else #yeah … i can’t really do that tonight #apologies if my energy is bleh. hold your loved ones close. now i return you to my regular scheduled programming

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charles-leclerc-official · 3 months ago

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First thing I am doing when I get my hands on this is painting a number 16 on it

#I will run a child over to get this do not test me

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which-qsmp-egg-would · 3 months ago

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I just had an idea for another egg OC but I don't want to give Poll and TQ a younger sibling. Hmmmmm

#power move I give Ms. Lion and Mr. Wolf a child-#IT WOULD CERTAINLY BE A WAY TO SPEED UP THEIR RELATIONSHIP LMAO #I can see the scene in my head now....#oh no.......#not a poll #hmm yes my favorite trope #'I just kidnapped one of our test subjects and now I'm on the run do you want to join me-'

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mylittleredgirl · 6 months ago

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as someone with lifelong chronic illnesses that have bailed me out of some awkward situations in my time, sometimes i feel the need to be like hey universe!!!! listen up!!!! i do NOT want to be rescued from this scenario by getting sick!!!! i mean you know i'll always be grateful for that one time with the midterms, i understand you're trying to be on my side here when you hit the eject button using a whole stick of dynamite, BUT NOT THIS TIME!! I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT BUT I'M GOOD!!

#I AM NOT REQUESTING EMERGENCY EVACUATION!! I DO NOT WISH TO EJECT FROM THE PLANE!#i know some chronically ill people really can't relate to this. like it is always a 100% bad experience for them to get sick #but i will say i had some conveniently timed hospitalizations when i was a kid #like i wasn't faking. i didn't engineer my blood oxygen level. it was just like the hand of god came down and said #actually this child should not have to go on that field trip with a teacher she doesn't really like #this seems like a good time for seven days in the pediatrics ward #and i was grateful the whole time :)#i have to substitute tomorrow in a room where a bunch of people tested covid positive this week and others refuse to mask #which is whatever but this happening WHILE there are other emotional things in my life makes me want to be clear #the symptoms

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moonilit · 1 year ago

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just went through the second part of the AQ and to put it mildly, im not handling these sad Victorian children well