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Who will get there first: Pendles reaching 10,000 disposals or Todd Michael Goldstein reaching 10,000 hitouts
#aflm#Essendon are trying to copy us#we're saying only 4 disposals to go and Essendon obviously looked up the stats and saw Todd is 26 away from 10k#this is unfair#also why isn't Draco Malfoy playing??? THIS IS HIS DAY#he dyed his hair blond for nothing#embarrassing#also i can't sleep because i feel bad i shouldn't have looked at Tony's timesheet sure they told me to but#i shouldn't have been so loud about it as well#i just#I'm an idiot#ok gonna go back to sleep#i think my alarm is still set to go off at 7#why don't alarms understand public holidays??????#alarms are sentient but they're just assholes#they're like 'hm it's anzac day maybe we'll let her sleep today--- GET UP LOSER!!!'#it's really mean#alarm clocks and Sophia are the same#like you know that deep down they care and they don't want to yell but they feel they have to#it's fair enough#otherwise I'll just spend the entire day sending out tax returns and filing and#i need her to yell at me re: terms of engagement letters and to do an interim invoice for $8000 because she doesn't have money for wages and#do normal bosses say that#i can't remember other bosses I've had but i don't think any specifically told me every week that they need money for the wages#like it's lying too because she always pays us so why say it????#make us feel guilty about being paid#as if we should be working for free????
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couldn't resist drawing them in these outfits
og artists: @nyahalloshop and @/Potari_vt
#digital art#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#helluva boss#helluva boss fandom#helluva boss fanart#blitzo helluva boss#stolas helluva boss#sallie mae helluva boss#why cant i just be a normal person and draw Stolas in masculine clothes#Why do i aways feel the need to draw him in dresses?#He can pull them off what can i say#transgender#blahaj shark
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I deeply dislike the voyager fandom trope where Kathryn is everyone's mom and Chakotay is the dad. (I love found family, I hate "nuclearized" found family) That woman is NOT everyone's mother. She is however Harry's mother. Which is even funnier because from what we know, Harry seems to have a perfectly healthy and good relationship with his actual mom. He did NOT need to be adopted by an insane middle-aged woman but BOOM now he's got mommy issues and it's literally his boss.
#trek thoughts#i have so many feelings on found family and especially within the voyager fmaily#I do think that besides the original series crew I'd say Voy is the most found family#purely cause they were fucking stuck with each other and NO ONE and NOTHING else for SEVEN years#me and my trauma bonded besties#but like they are NOT a nuclear family#actually they're sort of a more realistic family if you think about it cause they're horribly dysfunctional#also this is 99% of my problems with the majority of the fandom depictions of janeway/chakotay#those motherfuckers are not settling down and having two kids be so fucking for real#whatever they have going on is so much more sinister#also like tom is NOT that woman's son#b'elanna and kes have (to me) a “motherly” relationship with kathryn#but with b'elanna it's more like the female teachers I'd heavily and co-dependently imprint on as a teen cause I have mommy issues#more than a traditional mother-daughter thing#kes might have the healthiest “mother-daughter” relationship with kathryn lmao (also harry is kathryn's daughter and her son)#partially cause kathryn isn't her BOSS#we need to remember the power dynamics cause normal parent-child stuff have power dynamics but this is so much more#also not even getting into whatever the fuck seven and kathryn have going on that is sinister and beautiful and beyond fucked up and that#one is more like god and god's creation lmaoooo#voyager#kathryn janeway#harry kim#chakotay#b'elanna torres#kes#seven of nine#star trek
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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution
#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones#their magic phones. theyre scrolls#mia.txt#tes#skyrim#oh no wait i forgot j'zargo wants the position & actively tries to kill you (these are separate events but still probably not unrelated)#and nirya's gunning for it too. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there and don't do anything#i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right#reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him#and he's the new boss' special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it#dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities)#(yes i know this is just how tamrielic mage guilds are but i just think its funny bc everyone fucking hates them specifically#like the rest of the town despises them and allegedly the nords have a special disdain for magic so its kind of funny that they make no#attempt to like. be more normal to gain the locals' trust#and you know what? good for them. fuck them nords)#ulothir#<- mentioned in the tags lmfao
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Killer's nightmare
He has many, but the one he has most often is of coming out of stage 3 and finding he's killed his new family too alone again. Or maybe worse, that he'll never quite be without someone from his past.
Luckily, it is just a nightmare, and he has a different Nightmare he can see to help him calm down.

#UTDR#UTMV#Killer Sans#Nightmare Sans#The others weren't technically in this so I'm not tagging them#Their time will come...#Truce au#Kinda? I just kinda shove all my interpretations into there so why not#On some level he knows the others will stop him#And that he literally cannot kill Nightmare (Nightmare has told him this since the day they met)#But the scary dream part of the brain doesn't care about that#It's okay Boss is there to help c:#He reads out loud until Killer's more or less back to himself#Or falls back asleep depending on how things go#And before you say anything it is Perfectly Normal Business to hold your henchmen in your tendrils to help them calm down after a bad dream#Nothing overly familiar or fatherly here!!! Just regular employer things TM#Pretty happy with how this came out! Maybe I will do something similar again... :3c#Bad dreams comic
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more necromancer doodles. u guys will hear more about this guy eventually 💀
#i ran a poll on twitter abt whether it would be funnier for his centipede 'familiar' to be completely useless and unmagical#i.e. literally just a normal giant bug#or if it's funnier for it to be a magical talking centipede but it's still useless and doesn't do anything#it's just that it also sometimes says stuff like 'nhyyeahhhh boss you tell em!!' and 'i'm a woim!!!!!'#but at the end of the day i am going w the former bc. it is very important to me that this character is excruciatingly lonely#and if his giant bug pet could talk to him that would be too much relief. 🖤#ANYWAY. thats all for now#back to comms#my art#my ocs#vega mauserot
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Buttercup :Can you tell me what your relationship with Mr Whiskers is?
Lucy :I’m Mr Whiskers right hand arm, man. I’m Mr Whiskers everything. I’m his confidant, I’m his best friend. His silly rabbit-
Buttercup :His what???
Lucy :His silly rabbit.
Buttercup :His silly rabbit, is that what he calls you?
Lucy :No💖
I swear even the description of that video fits them 😭
LMAOOO thats so accurate guys shes his silly rabbit (lie)
#oc#oc art#candy contagia#i think buttercup and lucy would have the most normal conversations#out of anyone in the factory#so i can see this happening#when i say normal i mean lucy isn't threatening to throw them into a taffy puller for not doing their job correctly#i never mentioned that lucy is also a shitty boss just like mr whiskers lMAO
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captiancap asked: I'd like to see any art you have of the Michigan Fleet cast. I do really like them. feral-engineer asked: For art requests: can we get something with trimmer? Maybe a hug, or baby trimmer causing problems on purpose? damnfool-of-a-took asked: for the art prompt request! Michigan Fleet, kid!Trimmer🔪👀?
Y'all are just too kind 🥰 I've been sitting on boatboy sketchbook scans for a WHILE not getting around to them, so here are some folks--some on boats and some not, some from published books and some not! :D
Rich and Trimmer never met each other as kids which is probably for the best because Rich was an impressionable little dumpling and Trimmer was a fast-paced, daring, precocious bump/bruise-magnet, like many fourhands kids lol
#splickedydoodles#boat boys#Rich Merrill#in varying hairstyles ages and anxiety levels lol. the long hair is just me messing around. the short hair. well. i shant say.#Joey Trimmer#back before the stabbing days.......... :.)#Liam Beaker#in the state he's normally in when Rich isn't around which is Well-Medicated Fast-Paced One-Man Boss Bitch Engineer Beaker#Solace King#NOT actually back before his stabbing days. because his stabbing days started much earlier than Trimmer's unfortunately#Benedict Jones#(least cool action guy voice ever) I'm In =___=. come on ben you're a spook do a cool line or something.#Arthur Carraway#transposed out of his original context. which it turns out uhhh makes him exponentially worse and more dangerous.#i almost typed freak off the leash but actually that's a microaggression against lykoi haha#ANYWAY there........................... some boatboys U_U
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When you're one of the most selfish mc who only saves people because it's part of a job you never wanted and did not get to chose or you would've died, who took your co-workers' morals and ideals because you didn't have any and desperately wanted to fit in somewhere, be it with the heroes or the villains, who's activelly haunted by one the most tragic past to have been created and suffer from a psychosis so bad (dare I say schizophrenia) that even your enemies acknowledged that you are mentally ill and objectively flawed in your judgement, never hesitated to try to kill anyone and has the most egoistic reason to be a good person but the fandom still thinks you're just a kind crybaby "I don't know what a gun is" homosexual twink.

#him being refered as an angel by Shibuzawa is FUCKING IRONIC !!#ASAGIRI IS ALWAYS IRONIC WHEN IT COMES TO LIGHT NOVELS CENTERED AROUND ATSUSHI#Ex : The plot of 55min being parallele to the Decay of Angels arc#He's also called the Man-eating tiger and yes I do think that Dazai lied to him when he said he never ate anyone to preserve his psyche#and was also called “the man who can see the future” and has time travelled with Akutagawa like why aren't we talking about that#his relationship with Mori is also actually good#Mori is one if not the only character who saved and helped Atsushi during their first meeting and kept good contacts with him#because yes Atsushi has seen Mori knowing that he was the pm boss off-screen and they had a normal exchange#I also think that Shibuzawa Atsushi and Fyodor are connected to a form of Holy Trinity#Believer/God/Angel or Messenger#Joseph/Jesus/Mary#or Fyodor and Atsushi as Jesus and Judas#but the instance of trinity in bsd are dare I say extreme#Oda/Ango/Dazai#Sigma/Fyodor/Nikolai#Atsushi/Akutagawa/Kyoka#and so on#and the whole situation around his ability which is unlike any other#It turns him into Byakko (her own being) (similar to Natsume) and nullify his wounds no matter how lethal (similar to Dazai and Yosano)#and enhance him even with his ability off making him constantly stronger than other characters and dare I say equal to the hunting dogs#yk the MODIFIED humans#and the plot of both 55mins and Dead Apple being around abilities and giving us Atsushi lore make me think that Atsushi and Byakko are 1/2#probably a sort of higher being since some abilities are very religious centered (how Fyodor sees abilities and Shibuzawa) 2/2#but I think it would lend toward a “sinner” position which would be crazy because that Atsushi would then probably be the reason why Fyodor#hates abilities so much if Atsushi and Byakko are somehow be connected to the “sin” of abilities#and so you guys know Atsushi's orphanage was a church so yes he's related to christianity#and the Decay of Angels is LITTERALY full of religious people to different degrees#and it would be ironic (once again) if the antagonists were the “Angels” and the protagonist a demon#I just realized that I did a lot of typos sorry I got too excited#but yeah keep calling bsd bad written (we're on barely chap.115 no good manga was finished by chap.115 guys just wait for the rest to drop)
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who even fucking care. turns out I can get really normal about guys that I've barely heard of before. I think ingo and emmet should be in dresses

I LOVE sketching really badly in magma with my boyfriend and his other boyfriend. ingo in dresses. you are so gnc.
#spenxer lou art#lou is an artist#hmmm. strokes my beard. I've decided it's canon that Ingo is gnc and Emmet is genderqueer and transmasculine. nintendo says so#oh god. what tags do I use. I've literally only been in the submas. and only decided “yes I will be normal about these two” yesterday. fuck#submas#subway boss emmet#subway boss ingo#subway bosses#someone tell me that's fine. whatever. who even care#also if anyone has tips or things I should change about the image desc don't be shy please tell me
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Actually it's insane that it took like 15 years and an entirely new team of people to be like "hmmm what if we... gave people better art for pets 🤔" and people love the nc styles so much, I wish I could go back in time and convince them to just not redraw all of the pets in stupid ass poses, like now that I am working deep in the customisation system I can see firsthand that they didnt even need to do all that.
#like they still would have had to redraw and separate the body parts but they could have left them in the poses they were already in....#and not gave every bipedal pet a stupid fucking hand grasping nothing#i really liked the 'put it down' idea someone had where if they arent hold something they get a normal arm#but I think that it would be too much work to retroactively do that now it would have had to be done from the beginning :/#also im sorry that we have to sell the good art for real money i know a lot of people have gotten over that part but i still kinda feel bad#like trust me when i say that the two people working the hardest on this feature are also passionate longtime players#and we did everything we could to try and make it as fair as possible while appeasing the bosses and working in our existing systems
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i want to keep playing black eagles but everytime i open three houses i open it to the gautier inheritance and by god that map is just so. terrible. and then i turn off the game. unfortunately linhardt and lysithea have not learned warp yet so i just have to play it. the worst map ever. who ever designed this, 5000 curses upon ye. FUCK YOU
#ann in fodlan#i would not say three houses has ever been the pinnacle of map design but they still have FUN maps#or maps that are at least just not mind numbingly stupid#this one though#FUCK YOU#its not even hard its just such a slog bc half of ur turns are just moving everybody#ITS SO LAME!!!#my personal worst map in the whole game#yes that includes shit paralogues bc at least those are optional!!#you HAVE to do this one and its NEVER fun#ik some people rag on defending garreg mach or hunting by daybreak#but i think those CAN be fun#i like them sometimes#this one though?? THIS ONE?????#its not fun on normal its not fun on hard its not fun on maddening#its not fun on new game or new game+#there is no variation between houses especially not when u can just grab sylvain on eagles or deer#and the unqiue dialogue is not enough to make it cool or fun#the beast boss at the end is fine but its nothing special and it requires u to go through HELL first
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my job makes me want to kill myself but maybe spending all my money on theatre tickets is the way
#i am literally so damn tired#and also mad at everything idk#i'm tired of living alone & having basically no friends here#because most of my friends live so far from me we are seeing each other like once a year#my only friend who lives near me doesn't really get me most of the time#the only thing we can do together is to go for a walk once in a while or go see a movie#i literally cannot find a normal job with normal boss who's not a fucking asshole#all my coworkers look at me like i'm crazy when i say i don't go to the clubs because i'm not that kind of person#what the fuck is wrong with people really i am so damn tired maybe i should just come back home and live with my parents#for the rest of my life#and finally admit that i fucking failed#i say whatever and whatever that i want*
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FINALLYYYYY GOD. THIS TOOK 2 WEEKS TO BEAT
Reached 30 tags so here’s the rest of my thoughts:
AND I PLAYED FOR ANOTHER TEN HOURS. IT NEVER ENDED
but yes. despite all that whining I did have a blast with brothership
I want to play through it again. I feel like this is the kind of game that needs a second play through to digest it properly
Ok that’s it. Glad I finished l. Goodnight folks
#mario bros#mario and luigi#mario and luigi brothership#m&l brothership#m&l brothership spoilers#brothership spoilers#thoughts and opinions time to get it out of the way!#overall the ~60 hour experience of brothership was a delight#(60 because I dick around too much. I’d average a 50 to 55 hour experience for the average joe)#the story and characters were a DELIGHT to experience#especially extension corps. my god what a collection of idiots#tradgedy I’ll never see them again#ANYWAY I found it fun going through different islands and helping the townsfolk and reconnecting islands and their people#there were so many good individual moments here. Junior making a friend is a definite highlight#but god. extension corps finding out they care about eachother and being disgusted. a riot#father and son on bulbfish reconnecting and immediately throwing punches at eachother after. hilarious#BURNADETTE AND CHILLIAMS ROMANCE ARC. BEAUTIFUL#MARIO AND LUIGIS IDEAL WORLD BEING ONE WHERE BOWSER AND FRIENDS GET ALONG. AAGGGHHHHH#normal I’m normal#the concept of glohm and how it fits into the story is also so damn good#depression beam#I do have my complaints though. like I don’t like how Luigi feels like a sidekick instead of the second player character#you play as Mario and Luigi tags along is what it feels like. and that makes me really sad cause isn’t this game about connections#LET ME CONTROL MARIO AND LUIGI EVENLY!#the final boss is also…. not all that#the fight I mean. Reclusa himself is AMAZING#but the fight felt underwhelming for a final boss. like it. had the elements that could’ve made it a great final boss#but they weren’t tied together in a way that felt satisfying? does that make sense?#last thing: it might of just been me being desperate but the game took FOREVERRRR to finish#and I don’t say that because I hate playing I say that cause there were so many times where I thought ‘oh this is it it’s almost over’
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My partner finally finished BG3 but has no idea that his ending was actually bad cause he was a pro-Vlaakith githyanki who rode off with Lae'zel but got NO EPILOGUE where Withers points out y'all died im 😭😭😭
they have no idea what happened with Gale or anyone else (who was still alive) after flying away 🙃🙃🙃
#i cant even tell him cause hes gonna play again more “normally”#its so tragic he would like skip dialogue and just fight to get the jump on boss battles instead of waiting for the cutscenes to start#and he didn't exhaust dialogue trees!! like... how... why...#and also he staked Astarion 😭 and p much never reloaded#and didn't clear the shadow curse so no Halsin#also everyone at Last Light Inn died so Dammon was gone and Karlach only got 2 upgrades#and he didnt know moonrise towers was basically a second town#and his game was buggy a lot maybe? cause he kept trying to be hella creative with things and do things out of order#like killing gortash before doing steel watch 🙃#it's fine it's fine everyone plays differently#he tends to care more about gameplay than anything else but still!!#i just want him to know all the character backstories and see everything that made me emotional#i mean he did say he was sad when Lae'zel broke up with him in act 3 and when Karlach died and when he had Gale use the orb in act 2#which he considered his canon ending :/ sigh#i dont think he got Jaheira's lines about death#and he didnt understand why Karlach wouldn't go back to the hells#and he thought Wyll was happy being the duke (and has NO idea you could save his dad cause the mission didn't happen!! 😭)#the iron throne was like my fave mission outside of killing Cazador and I can't discuss either one cause he didn't do them properly yet 😭😭#he also avoided talking to children so he missed those quests and yenna glitched so no cat appeared in camp 🙃#sighhhhh cannot believe he plays so differently than i do lollll#he didn't even do unlimited kisses with Lae'zel!! meanwhile im over here kissing Astarion every night hahahah#hoping my partner doesn't see IRL if I have the office door open as if it matters lmfaooooo#i need him to play again and see why im in love with a video game character lol#maybe we could both um... benefit from knowing more about all of Astarion's scenes lmao#but like he has NOT SEEN Astarion's silly or sweet side yet just him being a bit of a chaotic vampire#and thinks i like him cause of vampires WRONG!! play the game again and see that i love his silly & sweet real self!#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#bg3#baldur's gate 3
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had an absolute shit day at work, got off of work, remembered lando and oscar’s beef, almost started crying, went on twitter, saw that they ate mcdonalds and played monopoly on the plane back to monaco, almost started crying again, no longer feel like shit thank you and goodnight
#no bc my day at work was lowkey terribleeeee 😍😍😍😍#had TWO people call and yell at me and the first one was literally so bad that my bosses and everyone else that works there was APPALLED#when they read the transcript of the call and said it was one of the worst calls they’ve ever seen#i’ve worked here for literally five days and three of those werent even me actually working and answering calls#so anyway that was cute but they all said i handled the situation well so there’s THAT#which. realized how much i actually cannot handle praise because i still feel a bit weird about that#anyway#got off work and then had literally twenty minutes to myself where i actually could be alone with my thoughts#and OBVIOUSLY ended up thinking of landoscar like any normal person would#and then got incredibly sad and felt a pit of despair in my chest#and then went on twitter and saw the article saying that they’re fine#so like. i no longer feel like actually blowing my brains out#at least until i think about landos radios and then i want to die again but what can you do#anyway. i have to be up at 8:30am so i will very much be going to sleep soon because i am Tired#and i really hope i don’t uave to deal with that entire situation again at work tomorrow because there’s a chance i will lol#lacey talks
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