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Who will get there first: Pendles reaching 10,000 disposals or Todd Michael Goldstein reaching 10,000 hitouts
#aflm#Essendon are trying to copy us#we're saying only 4 disposals to go and Essendon obviously looked up the stats and saw Todd is 26 away from 10k#this is unfair#also why isn't Draco Malfoy playing??? THIS IS HIS DAY#he dyed his hair blond for nothing#embarrassing#also i can't sleep because i feel bad i shouldn't have looked at Tony's timesheet sure they told me to but#i shouldn't have been so loud about it as well#i just#I'm an idiot#ok gonna go back to sleep#i think my alarm is still set to go off at 7#why don't alarms understand public holidays??????#alarms are sentient but they're just assholes#they're like 'hm it's anzac day maybe we'll let her sleep today--- GET UP LOSER!!!'#it's really mean#alarm clocks and Sophia are the same#like you know that deep down they care and they don't want to yell but they feel they have to#it's fair enough#otherwise I'll just spend the entire day sending out tax returns and filing and#i need her to yell at me re: terms of engagement letters and to do an interim invoice for $8000 because she doesn't have money for wages and#do normal bosses say that#i can't remember other bosses I've had but i don't think any specifically told me every week that they need money for the wages#like it's lying too because she always pays us so why say it????#make us feel guilty about being paid#as if we should be working for free????
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couldn't resist drawing them in these outfits
og artists: @nyahalloshop and @/Potari_vt
#digital art#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#helluva boss#helluva boss fandom#helluva boss fanart#blitzo helluva boss#stolas helluva boss#sallie mae helluva boss#why cant i just be a normal person and draw Stolas in masculine clothes#Why do i aways feel the need to draw him in dresses?#He can pull them off what can i say#transgender#blahaj shark
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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution
#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones#their magic phones. theyre scrolls#mia.txt#tes#skyrim#oh no wait i forgot j'zargo wants the position & actively tries to kill you (these are separate events but still probably not unrelated)#and nirya's gunning for it too. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there and don't do anything#i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right#reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him#and he's the new boss' special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it#dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities)#(yes i know this is just how tamrielic mage guilds are but i just think its funny bc everyone fucking hates them specifically#like the rest of the town despises them and allegedly the nords have a special disdain for magic so its kind of funny that they make no#attempt to like. be more normal to gain the locals' trust#and you know what? good for them. fuck them nords)#ulothir#<- mentioned in the tags lmfao
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Killer's nightmare
He has many, but the one he has most often is of coming out of stage 3 and finding he's killed his new family too alone again. Or maybe worse, that he'll never quite be without someone from his past.
Luckily, it is just a nightmare, and he has a different Nightmare he can see to help him calm down.
#UTDR#UTMV#Killer Sans#Nightmare Sans#The others weren't technically in this so I'm not tagging them#Their time will come...#Truce au#Kinda? I just kinda shove all my interpretations into there so why not#On some level he knows the others will stop him#And that he literally cannot kill Nightmare (Nightmare has told him this since the day they met)#But the scary dream part of the brain doesn't care about that#It's okay Boss is there to help c:#He reads out loud until Killer's more or less back to himself#Or falls back asleep depending on how things go#And before you say anything it is Perfectly Normal Business to hold your henchmen in your tendrils to help them calm down after a bad dream#Nothing overly familiar or fatherly here!!! Just regular employer things TM#Pretty happy with how this came out! Maybe I will do something similar again... :3c#Bad dreams comic
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more necromancer doodles. u guys will hear more about this guy eventually 💀
#i ran a poll on twitter abt whether it would be funnier for his centipede 'familiar' to be completely useless and unmagical#i.e. literally just a normal giant bug#or if it's funnier for it to be a magical talking centipede but it's still useless and doesn't do anything#it's just that it also sometimes says stuff like 'nhyyeahhhh boss you tell em!!' and 'i'm a woim!!!!!'#but at the end of the day i am going w the former bc. it is very important to me that this character is excruciatingly lonely#and if his giant bug pet could talk to him that would be too much relief. 🖤#ANYWAY. thats all for now#back to comms#my art#my ocs#vega mauserot
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Buttercup :Can you tell me what your relationship with Mr Whiskers is?
Lucy :I’m Mr Whiskers right hand arm, man. I’m Mr Whiskers everything. I’m his confidant, I’m his best friend. His silly rabbit-
Buttercup :His what???
Lucy :His silly rabbit.
Buttercup :His silly rabbit, is that what he calls you?
Lucy :No💖
I swear even the description of that video fits them 😭
LMAOOO thats so accurate guys shes his silly rabbit (lie)
#oc#oc art#candy contagia#i think buttercup and lucy would have the most normal conversations#out of anyone in the factory#so i can see this happening#when i say normal i mean lucy isn't threatening to throw them into a taffy puller for not doing their job correctly#i never mentioned that lucy is also a shitty boss just like mr whiskers lMAO
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captiancap asked: I'd like to see any art you have of the Michigan Fleet cast. I do really like them. feral-engineer asked: For art requests: can we get something with trimmer? Maybe a hug, or baby trimmer causing problems on purpose? damnfool-of-a-took asked: for the art prompt request! Michigan Fleet, kid!Trimmer🔪👀?
Y'all are just too kind 🥰 I've been sitting on boatboy sketchbook scans for a WHILE not getting around to them, so here are some folks--some on boats and some not, some from published books and some not! :D
Rich and Trimmer never met each other as kids which is probably for the best because Rich was an impressionable little dumpling and Trimmer was a fast-paced, daring, precocious bump/bruise-magnet, like many fourhands kids lol
#splickedydoodles#boat boys#Rich Merrill#in varying hairstyles ages and anxiety levels lol. the long hair is just me messing around. the short hair. well. i shant say.#Joey Trimmer#back before the stabbing days.......... :.)#Liam Beaker#in the state he's normally in when Rich isn't around which is Well-Medicated Fast-Paced One-Man Boss Bitch Engineer Beaker#Solace King#NOT actually back before his stabbing days. because his stabbing days started much earlier than Trimmer's unfortunately#Benedict Jones#(least cool action guy voice ever) I'm In =___=. come on ben you're a spook do a cool line or something.#Arthur Carraway#transposed out of his original context. which it turns out uhhh makes him exponentially worse and more dangerous.#i almost typed freak off the leash but actually that's a microaggression against lykoi haha#ANYWAY there........................... some boatboys U_U
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who even fucking care. turns out I can get really normal about guys that I've barely heard of before. I think ingo and emmet should be in dresses
I LOVE sketching really badly in magma with my boyfriend and his other boyfriend. ingo in dresses. you are so gnc.
#spenxer lou art#lou is an artist#hmmm. strokes my beard. I've decided it's canon that Ingo is gnc and Emmet is genderqueer and transmasculine. nintendo says so#oh god. what tags do I use. I've literally only been in the submas. and only decided “yes I will be normal about these two” yesterday. fuck#submas#subway boss emmet#subway boss ingo#subway bosses#someone tell me that's fine. whatever. who even care#also if anyone has tips or things I should change about the image desc don't be shy please tell me
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When you're one of the most selfish mc who only saves people because it's part of a job you never wanted and did not get to chose or you would've died, who took your co-workers' morals and ideals because you didn't have any and desperately wanted to fit in somewhere, be it with the heroes or the villains, who's activelly haunted by one the most tragic past to have been created and suffer from a psychosis so bad (dare I say schizophrenia) that even your enemies acknowledged that you are mentally ill and objectively flawed in your judgement, never hesitated to try to kill anyone and has the most egoistic reason to be a good person but the fandom still thinks you're just a kind crybaby "I don't know what a gun is" homosexual twink.
#him being refered as an angel by Shibuzawa is FUCKING IRONIC !!#ASAGIRI IS ALWAYS IRONIC WHEN IT COMES TO LIGHT NOVELS CENTERED AROUND ATSUSHI#Ex : The plot of 55min being parallele to the Decay of Angels arc#He's also called the Man-eating tiger and yes I do think that Dazai lied to him when he said he never ate anyone to preserve his psyche#and was also called “the man who can see the future” and has time travelled with Akutagawa like why aren't we talking about that#his relationship with Mori is also actually good#Mori is one if not the only character who saved and helped Atsushi during their first meeting and kept good contacts with him#because yes Atsushi has seen Mori knowing that he was the pm boss off-screen and they had a normal exchange#I also think that Shibuzawa Atsushi and Fyodor are connected to a form of Holy Trinity#Believer/God/Angel or Messenger#Joseph/Jesus/Mary#or Fyodor and Atsushi as Jesus and Judas#but the instance of trinity in bsd are dare I say extreme#Oda/Ango/Dazai#Sigma/Fyodor/Nikolai#Atsushi/Akutagawa/Kyoka#and so on#and the whole situation around his ability which is unlike any other#It turns him into Byakko (her own being) (similar to Natsume) and nullify his wounds no matter how lethal (similar to Dazai and Yosano)#and enhance him even with his ability off making him constantly stronger than other characters and dare I say equal to the hunting dogs#yk the MODIFIED humans#and the plot of both 55mins and Dead Apple being around abilities and giving us Atsushi lore make me think that Atsushi and Byakko are 1/2#probably a sort of higher being since some abilities are very religious centered (how Fyodor sees abilities and Shibuzawa) 2/2#but I think it would lend toward a “sinner” position which would be crazy because that Atsushi would then probably be the reason why Fyodor#hates abilities so much if Atsushi and Byakko are somehow be connected to the “sin” of abilities#and so you guys know Atsushi's orphanage was a church so yes he's related to christianity#and the Decay of Angels is LITTERALY full of religious people to different degrees#and it would be ironic (once again) if the antagonists were the “Angels” and the protagonist a demon#I just realized that I did a lot of typos sorry I got too excited#but yeah keep calling bsd bad written (we're on barely chap.115 no good manga was finished by chap.115 guys just wait for the rest to drop)
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Actually it's insane that it took like 15 years and an entirely new team of people to be like "hmmm what if we... gave people better art for pets 🤔" and people love the nc styles so much, I wish I could go back in time and convince them to just not redraw all of the pets in stupid ass poses, like now that I am working deep in the customisation system I can see firsthand that they didnt even need to do all that.
#like they still would have had to redraw and separate the body parts but they could have left them in the poses they were already in....#and not gave every bipedal pet a stupid fucking hand grasping nothing#i really liked the 'put it down' idea someone had where if they arent hold something they get a normal arm#but I think that it would be too much work to retroactively do that now it would have had to be done from the beginning :/#also im sorry that we have to sell the good art for real money i know a lot of people have gotten over that part but i still kinda feel bad#like trust me when i say that the two people working the hardest on this feature are also passionate longtime players#and we did everything we could to try and make it as fair as possible while appeasing the bosses and working in our existing systems
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on one hand the reunion of odysseus and laertes is a very emotional scene and very heartwarming. on the other its incredibly funny that odysseus’ first instinct upon seeing his dad sobbing in grief is to lie for no reason
#the suitors are DEAD bro you don’t need to keep up the bit#odysseus finds his dad sobbing while doing the weeds or whatever and instead of saying father im home like a normal person#no hes gotta go ‘why are you gardening old man? where’s your boss? where am i? i saw odysseus once you know’#literally the funniest reaction possible. why did he do that#odysseus#laertes#the odyssey
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I think people in general would be less weird about gender and trans people if it were just made more clear how incredibly artificial the idea of a human sexual dichotomy really is
External genitalia is the same basic structures configured in slightly different ways, and it's less of a binary set of options than a spectrum between two poles as intersex people fully prove
Secondary sex characteristics are entirely dependent on hormones, which means they a.) already have a wide variety of natal presentations across genders (ex cis women capable of growing facial hair, cis men with breast tissue etc are all completely normal (if slightly uncommon) outcomes) and b.) Are extremely easy to change with HRT
Hormones can affect PHYSICAL reactions to emotions (higher testosterone making anger an easier physical reaction to stress than tears, and higher estrogen vice versa) but it doesn't actually affect the ways you think about or react to things, just what your body does with that emotion.
Social and behavioral differences are EXTREMELY affected by nurture more so than nature and there are no inherent neurological differences between men and women's brains.
Our bodies are so similar to one another that transition- while socially and financially potentially difficult- is MEDICALLY incredibly fucking easy. The fact that we can just alter our secondary sex characteristics with medications and our external genitalia with fairly simple surgeries should be a clue how incredibly close all human bodies are? We Have the possibility to change so easily because there are not inherent, hardwired unmovable differences. The only real difference at this point is the capability to carry and birth children, and with the way science is going that doesn't seem like an impossible breakthrough at this point.
Idk, I'm so tired of seeing discourse from other trans people that upholds that there are fundamental differences between men and women. Until we all start agreeing that these categories are artificially enforced and that they aren't really biologically inherent whatsoever we're never going to get anywhere
#there is just like.....#no actual basis for a gender binary biologically#do you know how insane it is that we can just take medication that tells our bodies 'grow breasts' or 'grow facial hair' and our bodies jusy#go 'on it boss' and do that?#transition isn't Unnatural transition is remarkably natural because otherwise it wouldn't be Medically Possible#intersex people are born every day because human bodies all use the same basic building blocks in utero and it's incredibly easy and normal-#-for someone to be born somewhere in the middle of the spectrum of possible external genitalia instead of at either end#when i say gender is made up i mean 'all human bodies are more similar to one another than they are different'#anyways im not tagging this with any categorical tags bc i don't trust like that#im just writing down shower thoughts and being insane for a bit
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#jirachi#as i'm queuing this up. i'm sorta. realizing that deoxys has four forms. and i'm wondering what to do about that#like. do i just choose normal form and go with that?? or do i do every single form?? or do all the forms in one post?? or what#this isn't about jirachi. i like jirachi and i think those theories about how bidoof actually caused all of pmd sky are pretty funny#and like. also weirdly reasonable. but i dunno if jirachi is the type to be like a genie. where when you make a wish he's like#o0o0o0o but there's a caAaAaAaAtch………#i don't think. that's something jirachi does? so it's even funnier then bc it's like jirachi did that on TOTAL accident. but i find that#hard to believe. folks say it's like… he did that so that he could get bidoof some friends Naturally or whatever but i just don't feel like#he'd be the type. but maybe that's why he ends up in the expedition society later on. he felt so bad about ending the world just to help out#a rookie who wanted some friends that he dedicated himself to saving the world instead. which. is kinda sweet. and the whole reason i've#been he/him-ing him this whole time. bc that's what they do in psmd. where his boss battle theme is just a whole banger for no reason#anyway those are some fun theories. i have to figure out what to do for jirachi and also put some chicken in the slow cooker
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my job makes me want to kill myself but maybe spending all my money on theatre tickets is the way
#i am literally so damn tired#and also mad at everything idk#i'm tired of living alone & having basically no friends here#because most of my friends live so far from me we are seeing each other like once a year#my only friend who lives near me doesn't really get me most of the time#the only thing we can do together is to go for a walk once in a while or go see a movie#i literally cannot find a normal job with normal boss who's not a fucking asshole#all my coworkers look at me like i'm crazy when i say i don't go to the clubs because i'm not that kind of person#what the fuck is wrong with people really i am so damn tired maybe i should just come back home and live with my parents#for the rest of my life#and finally admit that i fucking failed#i say whatever and whatever that i want*
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FINALLYYYYY GOD. THIS TOOK 2 WEEKS TO BEAT
Reached 30 tags so here’s the rest of my thoughts:
AND I PLAYED FOR ANOTHER TEN HOURS. IT NEVER ENDED
but yes. despite all that whining I did have a blast with brothership
I want to play through it again. I feel like this is the kind of game that needs a second play through to digest it properly
Ok that’s it. Glad I finished l. Goodnight folks
#mario bros#mario and luigi#mario and luigi brothership#m&l brothership#m&l brothership spoilers#brothership spoilers#thoughts and opinions time to get it out of the way!#overall the ~60 hour experience of brothership was a delight#(60 because I dick around too much. I’d average a 50 to 55 hour experience for the average joe)#the story and characters were a DELIGHT to experience#especially extension corps. my god what a collection of idiots#tradgedy I’ll never see them again#ANYWAY I found it fun going through different islands and helping the townsfolk and reconnecting islands and their people#there were so many good individual moments here. Junior making a friend is a definite highlight#but god. extension corps finding out they care about eachother and being disgusted. a riot#father and son on bulbfish reconnecting and immediately throwing punches at eachother after. hilarious#BURNADETTE AND CHILLIAMS ROMANCE ARC. BEAUTIFUL#MARIO AND LUIGIS IDEAL WORLD BEING ONE WHERE BOWSER AND FRIENDS GET ALONG. AAGGGHHHHH#normal I’m normal#the concept of glohm and how it fits into the story is also so damn good#depression beam#I do have my complaints though. like I don’t like how Luigi feels like a sidekick instead of the second player character#you play as Mario and Luigi tags along is what it feels like. and that makes me really sad cause isn’t this game about connections#LET ME CONTROL MARIO AND LUIGI EVENLY!#the final boss is also…. not all that#the fight I mean. Reclusa himself is AMAZING#but the fight felt underwhelming for a final boss. like it. had the elements that could’ve made it a great final boss#but they weren’t tied together in a way that felt satisfying? does that make sense?#last thing: it might of just been me being desperate but the game took FOREVERRRR to finish#and I don’t say that because I hate playing I say that cause there were so many times where I thought ‘oh this is it it’s almost over’
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had an absolute shit day at work, got off of work, remembered lando and oscar’s beef, almost started crying, went on twitter, saw that they ate mcdonalds and played monopoly on the plane back to monaco, almost started crying again, no longer feel like shit thank you and goodnight
#no bc my day at work was lowkey terribleeeee 😍😍😍😍#had TWO people call and yell at me and the first one was literally so bad that my bosses and everyone else that works there was APPALLED#when they read the transcript of the call and said it was one of the worst calls they’ve ever seen#i’ve worked here for literally five days and three of those werent even me actually working and answering calls#so anyway that was cute but they all said i handled the situation well so there’s THAT#which. realized how much i actually cannot handle praise because i still feel a bit weird about that#anyway#got off work and then had literally twenty minutes to myself where i actually could be alone with my thoughts#and OBVIOUSLY ended up thinking of landoscar like any normal person would#and then got incredibly sad and felt a pit of despair in my chest#and then went on twitter and saw the article saying that they’re fine#so like. i no longer feel like actually blowing my brains out#at least until i think about landos radios and then i want to die again but what can you do#anyway. i have to be up at 8:30am so i will very much be going to sleep soon because i am Tired#and i really hope i don’t uave to deal with that entire situation again at work tomorrow because there’s a chance i will lol#lacey talks
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