#do i tag this as valveplug

[transingthoseformers]

NOOOO BECAUSE YES

Even Pharma, who's ass has been stuck freezing his tits off on Messatine, knows about the homoerotic megop

Win

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

A point for Archer that nose might be good for something

By Primus...

[filemalfunction]

Okay... I'm just wondering if you can draw wavewave BUT TFP? G1 is cool.. but gosh. I'm in love with TFP wavewave :,,

I'm sure Shockwave will be a huge fan of Soundwave's optocables. And the more of them, the more satisfied he is, hehe

Yes. I'm ashamed to write not anonymously. my apologies..

heres somethin like that

[vitrificvitriol]

Quints allowed for an alternative payment

[spacealien-afterdark]

I bet Sentinel whimpers when he's getting railed

He'd be like "Don't scuff the paint" and oh, sweetheart, you're gonna wish all I did was scuff your paint by the time I'm done with you :3

[ribbityart]

[Suggestive art]

Freaky ass transformers brah

[valve3nthusiast]

(I've talked about Drift fucking crystals before right? Like there's no way that I haven't at least once right?)

How it all starts, of course, is with Rodimus making dirty jokes about some of the more... suspiciously shaped crystals in his collections, which Drift scolds him for. None of his crystals would be used like that! It's disrespectful!

Drift definitely doesn't spend the next couple of weeks staring at the ceiling of his room, furiously jacking off, while carefully avoiding looking at his collection. Or even thinking about it. Absolutely not. (Damn it, Rodimus)

So when he's next at an alien market and perusing the crystals and gemstones section, he definitely has no ulterior motive for buying an absurdly large harmonic quartz suspiciously cut and polished into the shape of a textured spike. Complete coincidence. (Listen, it was a really high-quality quartz for dirt cheap, he had to take that deal, ignore his bank account numbers)

And Drift is simply making a smart and tactical decision when he hides it in his subspace until he gets back to his room. Rodimus would probably never shut up about it, and maybe even steal it to try and do... lewd... acts with it! Truly, he is just looking out for the safety and dignity of all involved. Minimus would be proud

It's just... curiosity, that makes him take out the new quartz before he starts... "tending to himself," so he can compare it to his spike... only to see if it actually is that phallic!

The harmonic quartz is certainly pretty, shimmering with many vibrant colors. And large. And thick. And at the base of the center pillar, there are still some small crystalline formations, lovely and polished to a shine, but decently sharp enough to make you want to keep them away from anything... sensitive

A healthy dose of self-delusion really can't cover for the fact that once Drift realizes the crystal is so generously proportioned that it's nearly twice as big as his spike, his valve starts dripping. Any internal justifications of "academic interest" or "morbid curiosity" can't cover for the way he's now rubbing the blunt tip of the quartz across his glowing node and flushed valve folds

And, all right... maybe... he's been thinking about this more than he should. Maybe, getting it out of his system would make him stop. Maybe putting that blunt, unyielding crystal into his valve won't feel good at all, and he won't lie awake thinking about it anymore, so he should just put it in and be done with it-

Drift's loud moan shatters both the silence of his room and his hopes of not enjoying this, as he forces the massive crystal past the first caliper of his valve. It's somehow nothing like a spike, and yet better, his valve desperately clenching around the too-large quartz. The burn of his first caliper squeezing down on its unyielding, solid mass is exquisite. (It's possible there are some other things he has been avoiding admitting to himself, every time an injury made him revved up with charge that he did his best to ignore)

And, well. Maybe once Drift's collected himself, he ends up staring at the ceiling again, thinking about the empty ache in the rest of his valve, and the sunk cost fallacy, and how the rest of the crystal might feel if this is just the tip, and the merits of literally just saying "fuck it."

So he does. Fuck it, I mean. Vigorously, with great enthusiasm and some mild self-injury. His needy little valve was designed take the softer living metal of a spike, or something similar. The hard quartz he's forcing his valve open with is nothing like that at all. The sweet thrill of pain lights up his array with more charge than he ever really wants to self-reflect on

If Drift could even hear himself right now, he'd probably be embarrassed by the noises he's making. The aching burn of each new caliper he harshly pushes through has him moaning like a virgin taking their first spike. But he's too distracted by how fragging full he feels, one hand brutally pistoning the quartz into his abused valve, the other furiously rubbing circles on his anterior node

Fragging hell, when he finally manages to force the whole thing inside of him and grind the fat, blunt tip into his ceiling node, he shrieks like he's being fragging murdered, and accidentally overloads himself into unconsciousness

As Drift wakes up the next morning, still aching around the crystal he didn’t have the chance to pull out, valve lips scratched and bleeding from the rough edges at the base of his new favorite false spike, he looks at the ceiling and thinks: maybe I should start a new crystal collection...

(and, oh primus, if I get an infection from this, no one is ever going to let me live it down)

[mychlapci]

my friend sent me a picture of booty shorts that say 'anal queen' and mentioned rodimus. and like. yknow what i think he's right. i think rodimus would wear that. I think he would wear that and flaunt it at everyone and would crown himself anal queen

But also I think that the moment anyone actually tries to fuck his aft port hes squeaking and struggling and actually he's never put a full spike in there. I want him held down and squirming and whimpering and crying cos it hurts but also he wants this he wants to do it in the ass and he needs his partner to pin him down by the hips and bite him in the back of the neck to force him to take it

fake anal queen Rodimus !! he shouldn't be lying about that kind of stuff, someone was bound to find out that he's a squealing mess once you touch his port one day. awww but i need him to be soooo needy and horny for it, hips squirming as the other bot pushes their spike into his aft, filling him up bit by bit. yessss he's such a whiny brat they have to force him to take it, no matter how much he cries out and tells them to stop, to slow down. no, no, Roddy will take that spike up his pretty little ass, and he'll take it now.

[ask-cloverfield]

The english script instead has Optimus insist he can still satisfy Megatron

[weldingmetal]

Possible fic ideas for transformers

So like I have a few ideas for some docs I want to do so I am just gonna voice them here.

Most of these are Megop fic ideas so bare with me.

Megs Reincarnated

So like what if at some point in the war Megatron died but because he was on space crack he couldn’t join the allspark/well so Primus sent his spark to live again in the hopes that over time his spark would be purged overtime. Megs becomes a human woman and eventually meet Optimus. Hijinks ensues.

I also thought about doing a shattered glass version of this as well.

After Primasy

So what if Optimus met Megatron after he became a prime. This was inspired by two fic I saw on Ao3. I can’t remember what they were called but I will write the names when I can.

Miko Plays Cupid

After Miko gets captured by Megs she learns things about before the war but things don’t add up. After she is rescued and asks Op some things she realizes that there were some major misunderstandings that were and still are the cause of the continuing war. So she decided that the best way to resolve this was to play match maker. What could go wrong.

Can You Feel It Shockwave?

What if Shockwaves emotions canes back after an experiment gone wrong? I have a theory that shadowplay didn’t take away everything but left what emotion he had that was strongest, a sick and twisted form of curiosity and everything else was repressed. Then what happens when he gets them back? I plan for this to be very angsty. Can’t comfort them unless they’re broken right?

Twelve Kids, Twelve Primes

What if team prime had twelve kids to care for and through some kind of hijinks they found out that the kids were twelve reincarnated primes.

Some smaller fic ideas include

G1 bots finding out humans have valves/spikes

Bots finding out about car washes

Miko being a little troublemaker and adopting all the vehicons

Soundwave making a soundboard

Stabby by the roomba. Enough said.

Bots finding out about nuclear weapons and atom bombs.

Bots finding out humans can feel when you look at them.

Now if you want to use any of theses all I ask is that you tag or tell me so I can look over the counter as you use my fic recipes to create delicious fics that I will grab and consume like a feral animal.

[transingthoseformers]

thinking about post-war Brood Queen Optimus where he's living in a secluded temple having lots of sex and making lots of babies... until Megatron, upon finding out where all these new sparklings are coming from, assumes Optimus must be being kept against his will and since this is too undignified a fate to have befallen his crush greatest enemy, takes it upon himself to break in and rescue Optimus... except Optimus is having a great time, he gets to live peacefully while making new life, in his lane, unbothered, moisturised, no conflict or politics, so things are a little awkward when Megatron busts through the window one evening... but they work it out and a few months later everyone pretends not to notice when the next batch of sparklings have red eyes and gray plating :3c

Gddgdgdg oh megatron

For once his spark was in the right place

Optimus is having a BLAST in my mind here because this is like the ultimate retirement plan after a rough war (someone's gotta help repopulate :) )

I'm just imagining Megatron literally busts through the window and lands in the Family Guy death pose on the floor. He recovers quick but still

They'll figure things out... Eventually... But they will

Yes!

[final-milf-ratchet]

Not the magnus anon, consider, ultra magnus orgy with Predaking, Optimus, and Wheeljack.

Maybe he gets sparked 👀

Big, heavy, refineries. Also babies. Full of babies. Between Optimus' breeding kink and Predakings probable breeding kink(at the very leat repopulating his species) and wheeljack definitely being a kinmy fucker. He is fucked out and full of transfluid.

Who r u and how TF did you get my notes app!!!!! 🫣🫣🫣 Akkslqkakskwwaaa Am I that obvious!?!??! 😭 Breeding kink so strong it shines through da goddamn blog 😔😔

Okay but idea: instead of Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack and Predaking fighting, it devolves into an orgy 😳😳 maybe predakings in rut or something, he's obv pissed at losing the rest of the predacons, but luckily for him he's got a nice big bot in front of him perfect for breeding.

They do fight of course, well, Wheeljack and Ultra Magnus think they're fighting but Predakings trying to get a perceived rival (Wheeljack) out of the way long enough for him to claim Ultra Magnus. Wheeljack gets thrown into the wall and gets back up just in time to see Predaking fingering Ultra Magnus open, just enough prep so Ultra Magnus can take the heads of both of his spikes.

^wheeljack trying to figure what he's supposed to do, he just gained respect for Ultra Magnus and now realized he ALSO wants to fuck him

Maybe fucking you mate on top of your defeated 'rival' is some kinda instinctive predacon thing 🤭🤭

Optimus comes back to check on them and make sure Wheeljack and UM are okay, and instead walks in on Ultra Magnus being spit roasted, covered in paint transfers that make it clear Wheeljack and Predaking have both fucked him multiple times. Optimus and ultra Magnus have been dancing around a whole 'thing' since Magnus landed on earth, so of course he's going to want Optimus to take a turn filling him up with transfluid.

They ground bridge back to base later like "surprise! New dragon autobot :)" and the kids are distracted enough by a cool ass dragon transformers they don't notice Ultra Magnus hiding away until the transfluid bump goes away. But it turns out with three attentive sires, the bump doesn't go away. In fact, Ultra Magnus just gets bigger as the sparklings of a prime and a huge predacon (and Wheeljack's tiny bitty that was kinda a surprise cause she was hiding behind her siblings in the scans) grow inside him. Poor Magnus 🤭🤭🤭

(also poor fowler, having to deal with these horny robots having BABIES. Maybe him and June can have a nice date night to make up for it lol)

[spikezonebby]

Characters who are constantly stressed, closed off, reserved, quiet, etc, experiencing deep loving satisfying *cathartic* sex for the first time.

Either they nail someone they've been pining for forever or we go the unexpected lover route where they get a bedmate who's unexpectedly doting.

Yes I thought of Starscream and yes I thought of him getting so worked up and into getting railed by Tiny Top Knock's thick ass spike that he cries and tells knocks he loves him

[vitrificvitriol]

For Kinklabtober: day 6- remote transfer! Worked with @stickycircuits; their sketch, and my lines and colors!

[sentinel-prime-after-dark]

Ok how do we feel? How are we feeling about first-time hypersensitivity in Cybertronians?

[valve3nthusiast]

https://www.tumblr.com/valve3nthusiast/763696287679922176/i-love-it-when-something-is-just-like-living

This is actually how I imagine Bayverse Soundwave's Casseticons work

They just live in his pussy until it's Go Time

I don't know anything about bayverse Soundwave (other than that he was a satellite at one point I think?) but I fucking love the idea of Soundwave's cassettes living in his pussy

Cassettes having to crawl and squirm all the way through his valve to their docking stations... the real reason they keep giving Soundwave childbearing hips in new continuities is because he has to birth out all of his cassettes constantly

Soundwave's tiny terrors don't care about entering their dock in public, so sometimes in the middle of a briefing, or in the mess hall, or really anywhere, Soundwave spreads his legs and lets his cassette into his pussy in front of any number of random Decepticons

This may excite a few of them into trying their luck, but none them ever manage to succeed. If they did, they would quickly find that if their spike goes too deep, a very angry sharp beak or toothy maw will start to bite. The cassettes don't want any nasty transfluid getting in their docks >:(

Of course, the cassettes will make up for the dry spell by playing with the ceiling nodes in the back of his valve... when they feel like it...

Let's just say that it's a good thing Soundwave has a built-in poker face >:)