#do i tag this as valveplug

[transingthoseformers]

NOOOO BECAUSE YES

Even Pharma, who's ass has been stuck freezing his tits off on Messatine, knows about the homoerotic megop

Win

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

A point for Archer that nose might be good for something

By Primus...

[vitrificvitriol]

Quints allowed for an alternative payment

[spacealien-afterdark]

I bet Sentinel whimpers when he's getting railed

He'd be like "Don't scuff the paint" and oh, sweetheart, you're gonna wish all I did was scuff your paint by the time I'm done with you :3

[ask-cloverfield]

The english script instead has Optimus insist he can still satisfy Megatron

[weldingmetal]

Possible fic ideas for transformers

So like I have a few ideas for some docs I want to do so I am just gonna voice them here.

Most of these are Megop fic ideas so bare with me.

Megs Reincarnated

So like what if at some point in the war Megatron died but because he was on space crack he couldn’t join the allspark/well so Primus sent his spark to live again in the hopes that over time his spark would be purged overtime. Megs becomes a human woman and eventually meet Optimus. Hijinks ensues.

I also thought about doing a shattered glass version of this as well.

After Primasy

So what if Optimus met Megatron after he became a prime. This was inspired by two fic I saw on Ao3. I can’t remember what they were called but I will write the names when I can.

Miko Plays Cupid

After Miko gets captured by Megs she learns things about before the war but things don’t add up. After she is rescued and asks Op some things she realizes that there were some major misunderstandings that were and still are the cause of the continuing war. So she decided that the best way to resolve this was to play match maker. What could go wrong.

Can You Feel It Shockwave?

What if Shockwaves emotions canes back after an experiment gone wrong? I have a theory that shadowplay didn’t take away everything but left what emotion he had that was strongest, a sick and twisted form of curiosity and everything else was repressed. Then what happens when he gets them back? I plan for this to be very angsty. Can’t comfort them unless they’re broken right?

Twelve Kids, Twelve Primes

What if team prime had twelve kids to care for and through some kind of hijinks they found out that the kids were twelve reincarnated primes.

Some smaller fic ideas include

G1 bots finding out humans have valves/spikes

Bots finding out about car washes

Miko being a little troublemaker and adopting all the vehicons

Soundwave making a soundboard

Stabby by the roomba. Enough said.

Bots finding out about nuclear weapons and atom bombs.

Bots finding out humans can feel when you look at them.

Now if you want to use any of theses all I ask is that you tag or tell me so I can look over the counter as you use my fic recipes to create delicious fics that I will grab and consume like a feral animal.

[sentinel-prime-after-dark]

Ok how do we feel? How are we feeling about first-time hypersensitivity in Cybertronians?

[final-milf-ratchet]

Not the magnus anon, consider, ultra magnus orgy with Predaking, Optimus, and Wheeljack.

Maybe he gets sparked 👀

Big, heavy, refineries. Also babies. Full of babies. Between Optimus' breeding kink and Predakings probable breeding kink(at the very leat repopulating his species) and wheeljack definitely being a kinmy fucker. He is fucked out and full of transfluid.

Who r u and how TF did you get my notes app!!!!! 🫣🫣🫣 Akkslqkakskwwaaa Am I that obvious!?!??! 😭 Breeding kink so strong it shines through da goddamn blog 😔😔

Okay but idea: instead of Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack and Predaking fighting, it devolves into an orgy 😳😳 maybe predakings in rut or something, he's obv pissed at losing the rest of the predacons, but luckily for him he's got a nice big bot in front of him perfect for breeding.

They do fight of course, well, Wheeljack and Ultra Magnus think they're fighting but Predakings trying to get a perceived rival (Wheeljack) out of the way long enough for him to claim Ultra Magnus. Wheeljack gets thrown into the wall and gets back up just in time to see Predaking fingering Ultra Magnus open, just enough prep so Ultra Magnus can take the heads of both of his spikes.

^wheeljack trying to figure what he's supposed to do, he just gained respect for Ultra Magnus and now realized he ALSO wants to fuck him

Maybe fucking you mate on top of your defeated 'rival' is some kinda instinctive predacon thing 🤭🤭

Optimus comes back to check on them and make sure Wheeljack and UM are okay, and instead walks in on Ultra Magnus being spit roasted, covered in paint transfers that make it clear Wheeljack and Predaking have both fucked him multiple times. Optimus and ultra Magnus have been dancing around a whole 'thing' since Magnus landed on earth, so of course he's going to want Optimus to take a turn filling him up with transfluid.

They ground bridge back to base later like "surprise! New dragon autobot :)" and the kids are distracted enough by a cool ass dragon transformers they don't notice Ultra Magnus hiding away until the transfluid bump goes away. But it turns out with three attentive sires, the bump doesn't go away. In fact, Ultra Magnus just gets bigger as the sparklings of a prime and a huge predacon (and Wheeljack's tiny bitty that was kinda a surprise cause she was hiding behind her siblings in the scans) grow inside him. Poor Magnus 🤭🤭🤭

(also poor fowler, having to deal with these horny robots having BABIES. Maybe him and June can have a nice date night to make up for it lol)

[mychlapci]

https://www.tumblr.com/mychlapci/760883391427231744/one-underutilized-thing-in-transformers-is-zero

I think about this a normal(lie) amount for Primus and Unicron. Because these mfs are so fucking huge, they have nothing to brace against except each other and their own gravity cores. In fact, I like to think that Unicron has to clamp onto Primus' limbs and drag him in while firing his thrusters whenever he spikes his brother. And Primus would have to disable his gravity well and succumb to his brother's pull.

Maybe to compensate from the inertia, Unicron's spikes (plural because I bet he has more than one model) definitely have prehensile self thrusting mechanisms to pound Primus' pussy, which would have magnets and rollers to drag that fat cock deep inside for sure. Maybe they'll find a stable orbit around a star before they settle down to fuck, or maybe they don't give a shit and just fuck while drifting through the universe, obliterating whatever insignificant poor bastards in the trajectory while they're lost in their lust.

Another headcanon I have is that each meta class of Cybertronians actually experience the passing of time differently. So a regular mech's vorn is like a quartex to a titan. This would mean that a single round of sex between two cybergods may outlive the lifetimes of multiple stars before either of them even cum, so it's not that Primus is taking forever to birth out their babies; it's that the babies are growing up so quickly, mommy is literally still in labour by the time they've faced multiple incidents of Armageddon and threats of extinction-🔌

aaaah yes I love that actually... their zero gravity planet sex takes down stars and galaxies, they're just so huge they barely register anything around them... Unicron and Primus just live for so long, mommy hasn't even stopped giving birth and the babies are already all grown up and scuffling. Poor little things, only alive for what seems like a few hours or days to Primus and already so silly with their civil wars, so strong.

[transingthoseformers]

thinking about post-war Brood Queen Optimus where he's living in a secluded temple having lots of sex and making lots of babies... until Megatron, upon finding out where all these new sparklings are coming from, assumes Optimus must be being kept against his will and since this is too undignified a fate to have befallen his crush greatest enemy, takes it upon himself to break in and rescue Optimus... except Optimus is having a great time, he gets to live peacefully while making new life, in his lane, unbothered, moisturised, no conflict or politics, so things are a little awkward when Megatron busts through the window one evening... but they work it out and a few months later everyone pretends not to notice when the next batch of sparklings have red eyes and gray plating :3c

Gddgdgdg oh megatron

For once his spark was in the right place

Optimus is having a BLAST in my mind here because this is like the ultimate retirement plan after a rough war (someone's gotta help repopulate :) )

I'm just imagining Megatron literally busts through the window and lands in the Family Guy death pose on the floor. He recovers quick but still

They'll figure things out... Eventually... But they will

Yes!

[valve3nthusiast]

https://www.tumblr.com/valve3nthusiast/763696287679922176/i-love-it-when-something-is-just-like-living

This is actually how I imagine Bayverse Soundwave's Casseticons work

They just live in his pussy until it's Go Time

I don't know anything about bayverse Soundwave (other than that he was a satellite at one point I think?) but I fucking love the idea of Soundwave's cassettes living in his pussy

Cassettes having to crawl and squirm all the way through his valve to their docking stations... the real reason they keep giving Soundwave childbearing hips in new continuities is because he has to birth out all of his cassettes constantly

Soundwave's tiny terrors don't care about entering their dock in public, so sometimes in the middle of a briefing, or in the mess hall, or really anywhere, Soundwave spreads his legs and lets his cassette into his pussy in front of any number of random Decepticons

This may excite a few of them into trying their luck, but none them ever manage to succeed. If they did, they would quickly find that if their spike goes too deep, a very angry sharp beak or toothy maw will start to bite. The cassettes don't want any nasty transfluid getting in their docks >:(

Of course, the cassettes will make up for the dry spell by playing with the ceiling nodes in the back of his valve... when they feel like it...

Let's just say that it's a good thing Soundwave has a built-in poker face >:)

[vitrificvitriol]

For Kinklabtober: day 6- remote transfer! Worked with @stickycircuits; their sketch, and my lines and colors!

[spikezonebby]

Characters who are constantly stressed, closed off, reserved, quiet, etc, experiencing deep loving satisfying *cathartic* sex for the first time.

Either they nail someone they've been pining for forever or we go the unexpected lover route where they get a bedmate who's unexpectedly doting.

Yes I thought of Starscream and yes I thought of him getting so worked up and into getting railed by Tiny Top Knock's thick ass spike that he cries and tells knocks he loves him

[maplesyruplover]

[breakdownsbuttlights]

[squidthesquidd]

I couldn’t stop myself any longer and just decided to figure out how to draw valveplug already.

⚠️🔞Im practicing drawing cum under readmore yall. look away

also can someone please invite me to like.. a valveplug discord server or something 😭 I have no one to talk to about this