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[hero-of-the-wolf]

filed under: pictures you can hear

art credit: @/linkeduniverse !!!

[adainesscooter]

i log onto dropout.tv to look at the most gorgeous, brilliant, hilarious women on God's green Earth. and then also brennan lee mulligan is there as well.

[jigencaps]

[jesterousc]

WHO NEEDS CLEAR THINKING EJEN YOU HAVE CAFFFEEIRM???????????

[pawfulofwaffles]

Actual name: Peer Gynt Suite No. 1

Me: uhhh the waking up in the morning song... classical

[lemonsweet]

I got the very strong urge to try and type out the song salut d'amour as if that was something I'm capable of doing

[starbirdsonthearch]

Ezra Bridger and his boyish charm returning to Sabine in season 2:

[noperopesaredope]

Has anyone else ever had this thing where you start having a panic attack/breakdown over all the work you need to do in a short timeframe and you get upset at yourself because you’re “too busy for a panic attack” and it “doesn’t fit in your schedule”? And you know that you should probably prioritize your health but you don’t want to fail so you just let your body fall apart? Have you felt like you can’t solve issues caused by overworking because you need to work? No? Just me?

[banannabethchase]

As someone who had absolutely no interaction with Supernatural other than whatever would fly across my dash from time to time, I did not have a prior understanding of Carry On My Wayward Son other than on Guitar Hero.

However, now that the Elite have begun using it as a wrestling theme, I think I understand your tribulations. It is CONSTANTLY stuck in my head.

[kitsunesakii]

🚨OLD ART ALERT🚨

[themiserymarquis]

Round 2 Blind Date Losers

Here we go again! I ain’t gonna be able to draw all of them. Have some more blurbs under the cut. Round 3 soon. Ask me questions about any of them if you’re curious! Remember also to send more questions so I can have some to choose from!

1 - Heiko Masayoshi - Code MORATORIUM - Under Observation. One of the two AUs of her that I’ve placed in the tournament, though she is very similar to her other counterpart. She’s a lot happier here, without as much forced brainwashing and emotional suppression. Her ability is to provide a sort of assisted abstinence for someone, whether they wish to perform a certain action or not. This requires precise wording, similar to how a legal team would draft a contract. Her ability is being studied, as her breath contains unique fungal spores due to the parasite that has bonded to her that can potentially be synthesized to create an effective drug to combat withdrawal symptoms from drug addiction. Original Universe, Blight.

2 - Navel “Nav” Aurembiax - Engineering Speciality (Orange Crewmate). One of my citrus-named OCs, Nav is just a poor guy that wishes that she could be a lesbian in peace without her crush being an alien that wants to literally eat her. Please. This explains why she doesn’t like the color blue. Among Us.

3 - Rhys Moor - Bovine Enforcer of the Frisco Territory. As a Cow Puncher that classed-up into a Bovine Enforcer due to her burning hatred of cattle, she has a kill count that’s racked up HIIIIIGH from all the hellcattle that she’s sent to rest. She wields silver plated weapons, which consist of a pickaxe and an axe- one to hold something in place, and the other to slash wildly with. Fun fact! She just went up against an alternate version of herself! West of Loathing.

4 - ??? - Sorry. Can’t reveal anything here. Maybe you can do some detective work? Shadows Before Loathing.

5 - Belladonica Fiore - Ossidiana Sanguigna, Grade 3 Fixer of Saturn Office. She’s a hot lady who sings opera and wields a giant axe made of an obsidian-like material that gets stronger the more blood it’s in contact with. It’s designed to shatter into a million pieces and reform itself once it draws enough blood. A hot temper, even dreamier voice. You just need to endure her long enough when she’s not on stage ;) Project Moon

6 - Chisako Takahara - Last Kin of the Takahara Clan, Holding a Remnant of Her Mother. Due to the recent war that’s taken place, due to greed, insolence, and foolhardiness, the entire main branch of the Takahara Clan has been wiped out, besides a single daughter who’s run away from those troubles before it happened. Her mother died in anguish and anger, and was exorcised before she could do any harm. A fragment of her spirit nestled into her daughter, whose hair soon grew white instead of dark blue, and a simmering anger brewed beneath her lid. No amount of punishment for acting unladylike could crush her spirit, and soon she was bestowed an honor from the region’s god, so that no one could really scold her too much after that. Still, she wanted to run away, and so she did. Now, in the rubble of the family she’s hated so much, Chisako has to think about the responsibility she has for the welfare of the people.

7 - Kiyoshi Kawai - Grade 4 Fixer of Trim Office, Tailor. The Office he belongs to is affiliated with the Shi Association, of which deals in assassinations. While he sometimes takes part in the Shi jobs, he deals with cleanup, disassembling bodies until they become nothing but the contracted parts by turning them into thread. Of course, this is only if the material is of fine enough quality and permission is granted. Though, he keeps this skill hidden because human silk Tailors are often to be poached. Otherwise, there’s some other work that’s significantly riskier but far more profitable; rescuing a civilian who has gotten caught out in the Backstreets at Night. Hundreds of thousands of Sweepers clean the streets in these few hours and their numbers are nothing to gawk at! Yet, because of his manifested blade that can cut through any flesh it touches, these Sweepers are cut down to become more cloth for this Tailor. Project Moon.

8 - Paul - VIOLENCE QUOTIENT. Sinner of Limbus Company. Paul, Paul, Paul. I’m actually surprised he lasted this long. He’s inspired by a character of the same name in a manhwa called “Unhinged,” and I’m very sad that season 2 isn’t licensed in English. Much of his backstory stays the same from his source material only because so little needs to change in order to fit into Project Moon. He’s nervous, paranoid, and believes that any sudden movement towards him is a threat to die. He’s been conditioned to believe that it’s kill or be killed and he must strike first, since it’s the only way to live. Being locked in a dirty room for a long time with only the company of the people sent inside to kill him, he’s needed to resort to consuming the corpses of those unfortunate souls. He’s done it before. He’ll do it again if it’s necessary.

[jumpinjohnnyjumble]

the ford motor company hold music is engrained in my mind forever

[towards-toramunda]

Thinking about more iconic lines from the show over the years instead of going to bed and created a list that is far too long:

- What’s my mother’s name?

- My best. Finally.

- I have so many flowers to bring to her.

- You were not born with venom in your veins. You learned it. You learned it.

- Don’t get on my ass about it! All I heard is that its pretty easy to do here thats all I took from what you said. (Bonus: its for the god of arts and crafts)

- At dawn, we plan.

- Doo doot doo doo doot doooo donuts!

- What matters more, the dream or the dreamer?

- Sleep well with your bad decisions.

- Nothing happens for a reason. It’s absolute fucking chaos.

- Patience is fine, but it can curdle into apathy.

- I’ve met the devil, thats not him.

- You never take copper. That's just kicking someone while they're down. You take silver if they're an asshole, and you take gold regardless.

- Time is one of my specialties.

- It’s entirely off-putting how disarmingly charming you are.

- How lucky I am to have had all of you. How lucky indeed.

- I smell like a crayon.

- I could tell by the bone structure and the contempt.

- I think I can punch ghosts now.

- Big moon, little moon.

- Pop, pop!

- I need chaos. I have faith in chaos.

- Molly said not to steal from happy people.

- I am going to tell you the story of how I murdered my mother and father.

- Smiley day to ya!

- I killed my family, I’ll throw you under a bridge.

- We’re on the moon bitch.

- She throws it. I shoot it. It explodes! NO STRUCTURAL DAMAGE! (FLUFFERNUTTER)

- I am all for faith, and I'm not going to pick a god. They can pick me. It'll be the first one that actually praises me and then maybe I'll fucking answer. I'll wait. They can fucking beg. And I will listen, which is more than they ever fucking did.

- I would like to RAGE!

- The worst thing that has happened to me has already happened.

- We're running; it's bad.

- You can reply to this message.

- Dagger, dagger, dagger.

- Opinions are like opera. Sure, you can listen to them, but why would you, really?

- There is no god that strides this world that I worship more than I worship your heart.

- I would like to live long enough to be someone else.

- Help, its again.

- Whoever it was, just put it back. I think they've earned it. Put it back.

- I’m fun scary.

- Sorry, babe. Gotta handle these ninjas.

- I’m the cleric? I’ve never traveled with a bunch of people I thought would die in front of me.

- He thinks I’m gonna go into the water for some fucking buttons.

- You are, at the moment, the luckiest person in Whitestone. Do you know why? Because you’re at the bottom of my list.

- You need me more than I need you.

- I protect him. He’s my boy. And I keep him safe.

- I made the earth remember him.

- Come correct or get corrected.

- Do not go far from me.

- Are you worth saving?

- How do I want to do this?

- Heaven to some, and hell to others.

- Fix him!

- Why do we tell stories?

- Do you spice?

- Listen you fucking jungle! I'm a paladin of the Wildmother. You're going to move or we're going to bust you wide open! We'll wreck this place. Don't make me fucking tell you twice!

- I am your god, long may I rein, eat of my fruits.

- Anybody can make lights. Anybody could send a message through a wire. I want to bend reality to my will.

- Would you like to talk before or after?

- What the fuck is up with that?

- To reach a hand down to somebody, they need to be beneath you! And I'm beneath nobody.

- The one eyed monster slayed my pussy.

- Time is a weird soup.

- I’m killing someone. Hold, please.

- Gold is a resource by which mortaldom climbs.

- Why are you so mean to me?

- Yours is the face I saw when murder entered my heart.

- This one time I saw a bug carrying a piece of bread that was like five times its size and he was carrying upstairs, like up and then he would turn, and then up, and then he would turn.

- I live as long as Whitestone lives.

- Vox Machina! Fuck shit up!

- I’m not disappointed, I’m just angry.

- Someone prayed for a miracle and there you were.

- We don't leave people behind. That's just the rule. You do not leave people the fuck behind.

- Call me child one more goddamned time!

- Finish it, Champion.

- I am of the Empire. But I am no friend to the Empire.

- I think it has been a long time since anyone has pointed out to you that you're a fool. Pain doesn't make people, it's love that makes people. The pain is inconsequential. It's love that saves them. And you would know that but you have none around you. You said so yourself, you surround yourself with lies and deceptions. And I wish for you, in the future, to find someone to mourn you when you are gone.

[the-snek-of-eden]

(to the tune of the final countdown)

it’s the final fifteennnnn

DO DO DOO DOOOO

DO DO DO DO DOOO

[bobubbler]

♬do do doooo doo doooo♬

[missamyrisa2]

You find some poor sucker of a boy who's gotten his privates stuck in a glory hole. What do you do?

Wellll lookie what we have here ~ it's a sleepy prince. What ever shall I do with this lazy boy who got himself all stuck in a situation? Good thing I always come prepared, and speaking of coming.

Ahh, here's my massage oil and my wide makeup brush which is ever sooo perfect for covering the curvy surface of a royal jewel bag~ Do you hear me darling? Don't go all shy on me now. We're going to get to know each other sooo well, oh yesss we are~ we're going to bond over this hole ~ I'm going to get to know you sooo well and you're going to get to know me tooo ~ and by the end you're gonna call me mama and that's a Miss Amy promise~

and sooo let's carefully glide the brush up the surface to coat that sensitive royal area with shiny oil. Ah, ah, seeee he's trying to press closer to the brush. But no, we keep juuuust the tips of the makeup brush gliding on that ticklish cute boy part. Ooh it's sooo tough to be teased on the jewels only ~ the royal rod is sooo jealous, just look at him bob and protest~ don't worry dearie pie, we have a brush just for you tooo~

Extra coating of oil hereeee and there we gooo ~ my thin nimble paintbrush is so good at teasing this dipstick it's almost ~criminal~ aww him wants it sooo bad ~ but noooo mama isn't giving anything more but this tiny soft brush up the underside, up the vein to the tip. Tickle tickle ~ even if he could pull out he wouldn't because he luuuuvs his mama tickles sooo much ~ yesss, tickle mama always makes it feel soo good huh?

Are you still awake? I'm quite good at reading dick faces and you look positively flushed, like you might pass out ~ don't you dare cutie, because that won't stop me anyway. Oh yes, I'll make you ticklecum while you dream and you'll think it's a ten armed octopus woman with a penchant for handjob tickling boys upside down ~ and somehow, you're all ten of them ~ I bend time and space you silly doll and in every reality you are my plaything ~ yess, my tickle brush is the nexus of your universe and you exist solely to spill your silly giggle drops for me ~

Which is why I have my friend Mrs. Wand for you ~ Mmhmmm ~ you hear the buzzing huh? You want it? Yeahh? You want the buzziesss? Mmmmh that tickles so good doesn't it, right on your tip? Right under the head? Oooh I know, I know darling, but that's all you get. Nope. Mrs. Wand is turning off now. Mmm Mmm ~ nah -ahhh not yet, not cumming for you cutie boyyy ~ it's feather time. Where are you going? You don't want feather time? Better than~~~ hammer time~!!

Oooh sweetie pie what a twitch, what a wince! ~ I'm only kidding you knowww ~ had to get you off that edge somehow ~ and now my cute purple fluffy feather gets to work you back up and my nails can twirl and dance on these balls. Yesss, bouncy bouncy ball balls ~ Why are they called balls anyway? They're really not like that at all, like the shape and the consistency ~ mmm see? See what I mean? And is this one bigger than the other one? Come on now, don't be all shy ~ that's just a feather on your cocky cock a doodle doooo ~ and why do we call it that? Are you a rooster? Do you go cock a doodle doo?

Maybe back in the olden days giggle girls like me would go to the boy barn and tickle the silly boy of the day on his royal parts until he sang like you. Ahh, what a dulcet way to wake ~ the cry of the boy's gigglecum ~ do you want to be my giggle rooster? Well you are a silly goose ~ and guess what? It's handjob timeee ~ now, now don't fret. I'm going to jerk you so much you silly boy. Yeah? You wanna cum? You bet you fucking do ~ but oooh no.... sorryy I just realized this is a no gigglecum glory hole. Yeahh, the writing is on this side. But don't worry, I'll keep this feather riiiight under your tip so you don't feel lonely while you come off that edge. I knowwww it tingles soooo bad huh? You were soooo close~! I can't believe you didn't cum there~