it really is so funny, every night, 10pm on the dot, no matter where i am or what i'm doing, out like a light
i'm on the couch hustling nano sprints thinking about eating dinner and 9:55, straight up, my eyes just cannot focus on words anymore. go and get dinner and go straight to bed clown. you thought doing nothing all day would keep you up? c l o w n
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sunday six
thanks for the tag @mike----wazowski and @overdevelopedglasses! poking @four-white-trees, @jichanxo, @fragilitease, @woundedheartwithin, @fire-tempers-steel as well 👁️👁️
did fuck all this week tbh, even though i write every day as i always do, partly because i realized along the way it’ll be interesting for me to change up some things in the established long-time-ago plot. so i was mostly trying to figure out what will make the process for me as fun as possible.
“Yeah, actually, Higashi was coming over to help.” Kaito frowned at Yagami’s changed expression, “I won’t throw you out of the office or anything. Higashi won’t be against meeting you too.”
Yagami could almost laugh. “He will.”
Kaito sighed heavily, obviously having no evidence to support his wishful thinking. “Yes, okay, he will be. But we both know it’d do him some good— him and you. It’s a good time for you two to get along if anything.” He crossed arms on his chest and glared at Yagami, daring him to protest. That made the latter feel like a troubled kid again, getting lectured about something stupid.
Yagami chuckled. Kaito would make a fearsome, though mostly simple, dad. Yagami seriously doubted that there was anyone else in the world believing that for him befriending Higashi would be that easy. “Thanks, Kaito-san. I appreciate it, I guess.”
“Nah, don’t sweat it,” he answered, missing (or ignoring) the skeptical undertone. “It sucks being with you two in the same room most of the time. Shootin’ daggers at each other and all that.” Kaito shook his head disapprovingly, going into full, unrestrained dad mode. “You should’ve figured out this tension by now. It’s been years.”
“Well, with some people, it just never meant to be.”
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FORGOT IT WAS SUNDAY
i spent most of my day running around town to various tabletop gaming stores on the hunt for vampire RPG stuff, so my brain is pudding, but rest assured
i got a lovely tag from @ileadacharmedlife and i'm on my silly bullshit
it's actually six sentences this time albeit from two different POVs
and i'm forever speculating about simon's adventures in the leslie book universe
SIMON
By the time I got the wyvern’s head all the way off and pulled the poor thing out (swallowed whole but still alive, thank Magic) I was covered head to toe in viscera and eau de dragonoid. It was like those TV magic-acts where they pull the rabbit from a hat, except I was pulling it from the stump of a giant frilled lizard’s spurting neck and trying not to get any in my mouth.
(Hares, I remind myself; they’re not rabbits, they’re hares. And they’re important for some druidic ritual we’ve got to finish by the Equinox. If they don’t have a full litter we’ll never have spring again, or something. )
and then later on:
BAZ
Apparently, my pleas only bought me time. Snow is away making magickal rabbits have sex (or something to that effect), so I can spend the next few days eating crisps in bed and warring with myself internally.
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i got a new dress for my date with this GIRL on sunday 😌 misses ive been thinking about you for the last 13 months misses my bff and i argued abt your sexuality every time we saw you misses i thought you hated ME bc you never texted MY FRIEND back about art misses dressed up for ME when she came out to MY bar and only got her drinks from ME even tho id be busy and have another bartender misses swiped left on me on tinder bc she was mad misses orders a shot and watches me pour them bc i pour them « gayly » misses didnt even KNOW id been talking about her too and looking at her too and not wanting to hit on her or make her uncomfy or ask her out bc im working. ugh shes such a silly little dyke. i love dykes. i love being a lesbian. i cant believe it took us THIS long
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