#dndads book mark

[wacky-werewolf-warlock]

id love ashley to reprise her role as book mark so that hermy can have a cool aunt

[koszmarnybudyn]

This was very fun to draw, as i said many times i love charakter design so showing it of was very nice.

Also no text and seperate versions:

[unluckyprime]

THE LIKELYS ⁉️⁉️☎️📚⭐️

[methcheese]

dndads relisten man i love the library

[risetherivermoon]

The likely family!! yay!! ive been meaning to get down my scam design as well as making one for mark & the library tbh so this was a good opportunity, and i never pass up a reason to draw hermie

ive been working on family design sheets like this one w/ the main families and was planning on also doing the likelys too anyway so this just gave me the excuse of making it sooner, i also already have the close family down, so i'll be posting that at some point...jodie is featured on that one!

thank you sm for the art request! @a-rats-hat

// closeups under cut

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 5

Propaganda

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

Young hot rocker dilf

Loyal to his dead wife <3

Does in fact smoke weed

BARD!! HES A BARD. HE WAS LEAD GUITAR IN HIS BAND (that he was kicked out of)

His band was a Christmas cover band btw.

Literally the fandom had hot Glenn summer which consisted of drawing him being incredibly hot and sexy

Anti government (ofc)

Kind of cringefail (Disney adult) (was on dilfs of disneyland)

Young and sexy not your style? Then how about HIM AFTER YEARS LOCKED IN A TIME PRISON WITH A DAMN HANNIBAL MASK ??

Lost an eye and wears a fucking eyepatch

One incredibly buff arm

Has a pet rat named after his son <3

Immeasurable amounts of trauma in this man- becomes progressively more unhinged

OH OLD HUMAN BARD ISNT CUTTING IT? FINE

HE BECOMES A FUCKING DEMON

A COOL HOT ONE-EYED DEMON WHO WANTS TO KILL HIS DAD (also sexy)

HE CANONICALLY ENDS CHRISTIAN HELL VIA CHRISTMAS

IS ALSO WAY OVERLEVELED

Becomes a demon hunter for the rest of his existence

Also nonwhite !!! We are done with cringefail whiteboys !!!!!!!!!

I can’t put into words ok just know he is the best plz love him.

Okay but Glenn made a minivan cum by talking to her so

HE HAS A BOOK THAT HE MARKS X’S AND CHECKS FOR EVERY DAY TO SEE IF THAT DAY WAS A SUCCESS OR NOT. TO SEE IF HE DID GOOD THAT DAY. ITS ALMOST ENTIRELY X’S. HE WAS CUCKED OUT OF A SON. AND A DEAD WIFE. HE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO KILL HIS DAD IN REVENGE. There’s absolutely nothing going for him except his sex appeal in his life. Nobody he loved remembers him. He lost his eye. All he has is a pet rat and friends who admit they don’t really like him that much. He was kicked out of his own band. The band was named after him. He was kicked out of the Glenn Close trio. All he could do was deez nuts the big bad and be sexy. If nothing else, then pity him. Look in his eyes. Look at his heart and soul. He did not do the BDSM episode for this I’ll tell you what. Do this for my his sake. Do it for Nick Jr, who needs the prize money to pay for his rat snacks. Do it for his son. For Morgan. Ganbatte.

Glenn is the goofiest sexiest character there is and I will die on this hill! I will ride into battle for him! what Dndads created is truly unique and Glenn is a key part of that and for that he deserves to win. I said it before and I'll say it again - GLENN SWEEEEEP

Can we talk about how he says ‘baby’ casually? Like he just calls people that?? That’s HOT. THAT IS HOT!! He’s also bilingual and knows Japanese!!!! He’s a big dumb idiot with a lot of charisma!!!!!! HE WORKED AT A BDSM PLACE FOR TWO SEPARATE ONE SHOTS. HES SO SAD BUT PLAYS IT OFF LIKE HE’S CHILL ALL THE TIME!! HE DOESN’T THINK OF HIMSELF AS SINGLE BECAUSE HE DIDN’T DIVORCE HIS DEAD WIFE!!! He’s like.. the perfect guy. We need this win.

I’d also like to add the fact I made this. Which is the first 11 episodes edited to (almost) only have Glenn in them <3 which is a level of insanity I hope to reiterate. These took hours to make. I wouldn’t do that for anyone else.

Mod Note: While I will still take "bad dads are sexy" propaganda and "bad dads aren't sexy" anti-propaganda, I kindly request no more discussion on whether or not he was a bad father. This is a sexypoll, not a parentingpoll. If you see a post you strongly disagree with, you can just not reblog it.

Mod Note 2: This tournament is about fictional podcast characters. Please do not vote for the real actress Glenn Close.

Amber Gris (The Adventure Zone: Ethersea):

Middle aged woman who punches sharks to death. My hero

If you love me you'll vote for amber gris I swear to everything holy on earth amen

Amber is butch, instant win

Amber Gris has a negative charisma modifier and she pissed her pants on purpose in order to trick a guard and knock him out. She tied up a dude. She once killed an evil magic shark (they're out for murder. not like real sharks) by punching it and then picked it up and smashed it into another shark, also killing it. She talks in a southern accent. She calls people guppy because it indicates a lack of respect. She has a big pair of magical green arms that come from her stomach. She got a fancy jacket and immediately ripped its sleeves off. She has a gay thing going on with one of the political leaders in the city. She gets in fights with people and doesnt do vulnerability and tries to lay low and not get in any social trouble she doesn't have to. She jumped through a portal into a new world because she could. She's now the god of said world, alone with only afformentioned political leader, who was previously possessed and she had to fight. She spends her time in a bar called the Cloaca. She calls people she doesn't like claspers, because it means shark penis. She and her friend, an old man named Uncle Joshy, sneak attack each other and yell VIBE CHECK! She tries to talk fancy to impress people and she's really bad at it (verily).

She’s everything and more. She’s irreverent. She punches sharks for a living. She becomes God. What more do you need in a butch.

amber gris propaganda: she is straightup the physical embodiment of "women want me, fish fear me." also she's an appalachian post apocalyptic sea captain. that's just objectively cool.

AMBER GRIS IS PUNCHES SHARKS AND IS (one of) THE MOST BADASS BLACK WOMEN PCS IN DND SHOWS IVE EVER SEEN. SHES INCREDIBLE AND A WIN FOR DYKES EVERYWHERE

amber's creator said she was based off of the type of working-class woman you commonly see in appalachia where "this is the sort of woman that you see walking past CVS, and you know that a truck could hit her and it would just split around her as she continued to go pick up whatever she had to do that day." and that's pretty hot

guys Amber becomes lesbian god of the new world with her childhood “”friend””

#amber gris is LITERALLY a middle-aged butch #she would win this entire tournament in a just world

Last time Amber got horny was when she killed that shark

"it was a savage bummer though, don't-- trust me, there's nothing that great about a history. You know? I got one. What did I do, killed a bunch of sharks? Last time I got horny, god and christ I can't even tell you-- well, it was when I killed that shark. But! Hey. We're all just kinda figuring it out."

Moonshine Cybin (Not Another D&D Podcast: Bahumia):

She's a hot elf with mushrooms growing on her. She has 1 level of barbarian. She's bisexual. She shapeshifted into a dragon and ate a god.

how tf does the post not mention Moonshine’s giant boobs her greatest asset

Moonshine has canonically gone down on a woman for a solid hour without asking for anything in return. Moonshine edged a dryad just by kissing them. Moonshine faced down someone being controlled to kill everyone in his path and told him if he still wanted to hurt her, she would take his blows as a friend. Moonshine makes jambalaya for her family and friends. Moonshine mispronounced someone’s name for a month and that woman still wanted to hook up with Moonshine. These are just a few of the reasons why Moonshine is sexy.

shes illiterate

canonically huffs dirty water from a bong

has big tatas

wears a belly chain with a demon trapped in it

almost became the queen of hell

ate a god

turned into a pregnant moose & gave birth

The woman she went down on for an hour asking nothing in return is still hung up on her, 200 years later. Moonshine is unmatched

To be clear the woman whose name Moonshine mispronounced for a month and then hooked up with is the same woman she went down on for an hour, and the same woman who is still flustered over her 200 years later. The rizz is unparalleled. She’s also incredibly kind and accepting of others, and goes out of her way to bolster her friends. The party always requests one big bed.

moonshine cybin is a druid who learned counterspell through sheer force of will. moonshine cybin turned one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse into a dolphin, flew him 60 feet up into the air, dropped him on the ground, and then spit spores into his face to kill him. moonshine cybin turned into a dragon and bit the head off of a double god. moonshine cybin was willing to confine herself to an eternal hell to save the world. moonshine cybin is a dragon rider. you know what you must do.

Amber and Moonshine Together

Look at them. They should not have to fight when they could be gay instead. Imagine the power they would have combined... Every lesbian in a hundred mile radius of the post would swoon. It may be an odd alliance, but from an Ethersea fan to Bahumia fans, i believe this will strengthen both our odds. I have always been insane about Amber Gris but through this poll I have also learned about Moonshine and come to love her too. Take my hand... We can do this together...

OKAY HEAR ME OUT MOONSHINE AND AMBER WOULD GET ALONG SO WELL

appalachian sapphic solidarity!

Art of Amber and Moonshine from @pirateknight.

[unfortunatepoems]

Other dndads characters and the entities I think they'd be avatars of

Paeden: Slaughter, I dont think I need to explain myself

Erin O'Neill: flesh due to her fucked up meat forest in season 2 💕

The Library: the Beholding, all he cares about is his books and information

Mark Likely: The spiral, the amount of gaslighting he does is insane, straight up had ron thinking he was going insane

Scam likely: the web, hes a little scammer of course he needs to be in control of every little thing. The thing that sets him apart from others aligned with the web is he is only in it for the goof. Mf baby trapped a couple and tricked Jodie into falling in love with him and being in a years long committed relationship with him cause he thought it'd be funny. You gotta be pretty good at manipulation to be doing the kinda shit he does.

Jodie Foster: Stranger, he just straight up replaced Glenn in the memories of his wife and child and was also trapped in an inanimate object. A very NotThem man

Doug the intern: the End, he died and came back

Pepperoni Tony: lonely

Shade Witch: desolation, she's gonna set the world on fire so people buy her sun glasses

Candlethorp: the dark, fully supports the sun being extinguished so that more people buy his candles

[llumimoon]

Pssst Cal in a dndads Voltron AU which teen do you think would control each lion? ,':) (yeah Hermie is included here lol there's 5 lions after all!)

BABA YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ... I ALREADY ASSIGNED ALL THE TEENS LIONS BEFORE. I'VE THOUGHT ABT IT TWICE NOW WITH LIKE A MONTHS LONG GAP BETWEEN..... You came to the right place is all I'm saying JWBEVAJHAHAHA

Okay lets get the most obvious one to me out of the way, which is Link in the Yellow Lion. Like. First of all the fact that Yellow is A LEG and also Yellow representing kindness .... I think he really does support the team and grounds them in many aspects. Also Yellow is bulky like a dnd paladin LMAO it just makes the MOST sense to me? Yellow also being the color I associate with Link so maybe that gives me a slight bias lmaooo

The rest are. LESS clear to me. I HAVE already settled on an arrangement I'm more or less okay with but I could make a lot of arguments for alternative placements !! I will also admit maybe the places I settled on are a little color biased?

The Lions DO kind of have traits associated with each one except its. much less clear in some cases than others and I had to be a little flexible bc in my opinion NONE of the teens r like . smart enough for the Green Lion JWBECWUAGAHAA like they're all smart in their own ways and I do bend some rules a little to make their smarts work as an argument but I feel like Green is more book smart than anything which makes it difficult.

Uhmmm everyone else from here on out has at least two lions I could argue for and then I'll say which one I settled on? But like if you disagree thats totally fair LMAO like I said many assignments can be considered

Scary I mainly thought about the Black or Red Lion... There's the whole. Scary's the leader! Thing and also the idea of power corrupting... but also she can be pretty impulsive which is why I considered Red, also her tendency to have fire based magic mishaps LMAO I think Scary shows a lot of growth and inner reflection and also she has good insight on how the others seem to be feeling even if she doesn't always act on it or use it in the right way, so I could see that as the markings for the beginning of a Black Lion learning to be the leader type arc? Also to be honest shes the Main and practically Only contender for Black so she ends up getting it by default.

Hermie I think could be the Blue or Green Lion. I don't actually remember if they say IN THE SHOW what the Blue Lion stands for, but like. I've read so much Lance fanfic LMAO that to me it stands for Flexibility and what is Hermie if not flexible. Maybe too flexible? In the sense of. She will fill any role that is needed or given to her, like water will. I also thought Green bc to me Hermie is a character who is VERY in his head. Like they overthink to the point of looping back around to stupid again but also shes always playing mind games with other people. Hermie seems to always be one step ahead or at least is good at pretending they are. Also you can say the nature stuff is Hermie in his poison ivy era. Green is also pretty small and easy to damage which lines up with how fragile he is in a fight and maybe you could make an argument for the camouflage being like shapeshifting? idk. Anyways I decided on Green I think.

Normal I think I'm biased bc he's my fav and Lance was my old fav and I already made a post before about how I think they're similar and would get along and ANYWAYS LMAO I think its clear I gave him Blue. Something something, the legs being the support of the team something something water meaning flexibility but also ice can be stubbornness something something how I associate Normal (and lowkey the Doodler) with water (a whole nother thing to get into u can ask me to elaborate later) etc. I also played around with the idea of him in Red as Scary's right hand bc . shakes them . I think it could possibly fit but not as well? Fire isn't really Normals thing. I also briefly considered him for Black bc Normal is usually the one pushing the group towards a certain goal, but also his plans kind of never end up going through so I was like hmm not sure about that one. Blue I think is the best fit for him in the end which is why everyone else ended up where they did.

TAYLOR. Ok process of elimination you probably already figured out that I chose Red for him BUT I also considered Blue and Green. Green is fun bc you can play with his roughish abilities, like hiding and sneak attacks. His knowledge is more obscure facts and survival skills but I think it's enough to be a contender! I cannot explain the Blue stuff its all vibes in my head but trust me . I think also leaning into, Blue and Yellow are the legs that support and stabilize the team thing, Taylor is actually pretty good at keeping a cool head all things considered. Red, yes maybe slightly process of elimination but COME ON ITS BIG SWORD AND ALSO FIRE POWERS!!! Taylor would love that shit. Also going zoom zoom fast. Also the Red Lion is the second in command/right hand of the Black Lion and it just fits Taylor's protagonist vibes LMAO I think he usually is off doing is own thing which is also very Red Lion.

So to summarize: Scary Black, Taylor Red, Hermie Green, Link Yellow and Normal Blue.

Again I could totally see the justification for shuffling them around a bit but this is the assignments I settled on? The colors lining up is also nice I will not lie. I also could see an alternate universe where Normal is Red, Hermie Blue and Taylor Green, I think thats my second most favorable arrangement.

LMAO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE THIS SO LONG I'VE JUST THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT IT BEFORE. AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE. I take sorting my characters into categories VERY seriously 😤 enrichment for me.

[watchingyoufromthestars]

Taking an essay break, time to ramble a bit about dndads tma au ideas. I am not immune to putting the s2 teens into the plot of another fave media.

Starting off with the last post, Hermie was Spiral-bound but taken by the Stranger. Scam is the Spiral metaphorically only for the parallel of Hermie wanting to prove himself to his father by pulling off the ultimate scam, which here would be him attempting to merge with the Distortion, but before getting to Sannikov Land to complete the Spiral's ritual, he was taken by the Stranger. I’m thinking he was possibly marked by the Lonely at an early age and almost followed the path to serve that fear but found more appeal in the lies and deceit of the Spiral. And now he’s of neither lol.

Taylor would follow the path of Tim, with Hermie being his Danny, but Danny is also Sasha in the way we meet him before his time runs out. Basically Hermie has something of a role before he gets poofed instead of only ever mentioned like Danny since he’s already gone long before mag1.

I think Link would become an Avatar of the End. I’m not sure why or how this is just a gut reaction idea with no thought. No idea where he’d fit in with the archive crew, I don’t see him as a Sasha since that’s already taken by Hermie. Idk the AU plot is still plotting.

Scary is the Eye’s Special Little Girl. Marked by the Web and Willy is the Jonah to her Jon. no further notes, she’s the main character.

WHICH MEANS I WORMED MY WAY INTO A NORMSCARY AU MWAHAHA because Normal is so Lonely-coded. There’s also something to be said about the Corruption and how it can manifest as unhealthy love and companionship but maybe I’ll save that for Lark and Sparrow and turn their codependency up to 11. I just want to make everyone fun little monsters.

I don’t know if he’d play into the story at all but I put thought into Glenn. He might just be a statement only character. He’s absolutely been marked by the Buried; whether or not he gave in to that terror is a different story. Glenn may not have the s1 dads to lean on; may not even know them. As much as Freddie will avoid giving his characters big moments of weakness unless forced upon him (/lh), you think he wasn’t freaking the fuck out in the confinements of jail even a little bit? And then when he gets put in another cell in Heaven – and way smaller this time – there wasn’t even a little bit of panic? That he’d be trapped for another 18 years?

There were probably a few other fears at play because mag185 is so Glenn coded and the girl throwing rocks at Tina is Narcolas. If Glenn became an Avatar he might serve the Desolation based on his ‘path of revenge’ near the end of s1 and his duel with Terry Jr. in Hell – and maybe the Desolation also marked him before the Buried with all the loss in his life – but I don’t see him actually becoming an Avatar.

And I could see Terry Jr. as a Gerry equivalent but only in the way that he’s dead, stuck in a book, and used for a huge lore drop about the Fear Entities (mag111). And also in the way that he’s super goth.

[book-fight-club-au]

Welcome to the Book(Fight)club Au!

A dndads au where things do not go well.

Explanation of Au: canon divergence in which Well Actually won his fight.

Summary: Well Actually decides to properly fight in order to defend himself once Darryl throws his ax. The four main dads do not make it out of the fight, Jodie escaping with Paedon and Nicholas, Mark leaving shortly after.

Two Days later Jodie returns for revenge and loses the fight- he awakens to his demon side in this battle, and Well Actually spares him though he lost. He then swears vengeance on Well, promising he’ll make him suffer before killing him permanently. Jodie sustains several injuries that lead to permanent scars, the most notable being a broken horn.

Without their fathers the anchors deactivate and Jodie gets all of the kids to earth including Paedon who with the anchor now unfunctional remained himself.

Well meddled with Jodie’s final battle against the omega Daddies, protecting the children from all damage and handwaving a lot of damage that should have hit on Jodie.

Nicholas does not awaken to his demonic side and remains on earth with Morgan.

Jodie lives alone in hell planning Well’s assassination.

Mark has made multiple attempts on Well with various groups of adventurers, through both direct assault on book castle and more covert and deceptive methods.

Those adventurers are very gone now.

Mark does not survive his final betrayal.

Naturally being fairly upset with the fact that the only person he’s cared about wants him dead- Well Actually breaks the canon a second time with the intent of giving himself another chance, causing him have access to the (Multi)Versa canon and being forcibly rewritten as a player character instead of a boss monster. (He fixes his sheet back to what it ‘should be’ himself)

Realizing he’ll have a lot of issues if he’s caught for meddling in time, he wipes all damning evidence of anything past Darryl throwing his ax from the metadata of his Canon.

This shatters reality for a brief moment writing those memories onto items instead, which Well keeps hidden.

[hellraisedaudndads]

HELLO!!

Welcome to HellRaised AU. Which this blog is for the explanation for the au, short stories, art, and maybe full chaptered fics? (This account is ran by mod Taylor/Scary, @taylortheanimerangerteen is my main)

HellRaised AU is an au where Taylor (and Hermie) both grew up in Hell post-betrayal of the kiddads on Nicky. Nicky went back for Taylor and Cassandra, wanting to keep the two of them safe from being used against him.

Cassandra is turned into a demon, did that mean she dies? Yes, but she's fine now. Cool demon now.

Taylor grows up with his family, or in demon terms, his pack. Which means he's more in touch with his demon side. His pack isn't just bio family, as demons are known for adopting people into their packs.

Every character in the au is dubbed by HellRaised![name] but only Taylor and Hermie were raised in hell. It's just the name of the au :P

❤️ The characters of the AU! (And the accounts/blogs if they get made)

🔥 HellRaised!Taylor - @thelastthingyoulleversee

HellRaised!Hermie - @2unworthy4u

HellRaised!Nicky -

HellRaised!Jodie+Zhao - @king-of-hell-jodie

HellRaised!Scam+Well - @affectionatething

HellRaised!Mark -

HellRaised!Cassandra - [Soft Claimed]

HellRaised!Glenn -

HellRaised!Morgan -

HellRaised!Mae Hales - @hailing-in-hell

HellRaised!Scary -

HellRaised!Lincoln -

HellRaised!Normal -

HellRaised!Grant -

HellRaised!Sparrow -

HellRaised!Lark -

HellRaised!Terry Jr -

HellRaised!Willy -

Now lore masterdoc here: [WIP]

But things from that doc will be shown elsewhere on the blog of course! So just feel free to go check that out if you want to, but you won't have to as it will all be on the blog at some point!

Now tags for posts (not including cw or tw, which will be tagged)

#HellRaisedAU - All Posts

#dungeons and daddies AU - All Posts

#dndads au - All Posts

#dndads hellraised AU - All Posts

#HellRaisedArt - Art Posts

#HellRaisedStory - Fanfics or Drabbles Posts

#HellRaisedLore - Lore Posts

Summary of the AU under the cut (as this gets very long)

The au starts right at the betrayal, when Nicky flees to hell. He doesn't stay long as he goes to get his wife and child. Getting Cassandra and Taylor to hell was easy. Making sure they'd be able to stay there was more difficult.

Taylor was fine, he's part demon. It was Cassandra that was an issue. So with her permission, Nicky kills her and then turns her into a demon. Similar to how Glenn is a demon.

Since all of that. Taylor and Hermie have been living in hell practically since birth or since birth. Hermie doesn't get abandoned in this au, mostly because Scam+Well don't leave with Hermie.

The two of them grow up in hell, going to school in hell. Until freshman year, where they begged their parents (Nicky in Taylor's case and Jodie & Scam+Well in Hermie's case) to be allowed to go to school on Faerûn Earth. They were allowed to, the next year.

They were also given a bag that year, a go bag and not their school bag.

These bags has ninja rocks, blood bags (because demons need blood to maintain being healthy), easy snacks that stay good for a while, some paper and pens, spell components (its different components between the two bags), pocket knife, every day carry knife, utility tool, Swiss Army knife, a way-too-strong magnet, a old gift card (for opening doors), lock pick kit, paracord, a double pocket mirror (for looking around corners)

Taylor's bag has his sword/katana, the sword of Animus, he gets the sword as a gift on his birthday the year before., a sketchbook with a bunch of anime stickers on it (brand new one, he's has 3 fully filled sketch books at home). He also has a water bottle with a bunch of animes stickers on it.

Hermie's bag has makeup, pepto bismol, a fake ID card for Chaperall Highschool, a sketchbook with a bunch of dc stickers on it (half way filled, has 2 fully filled ones at home). He has a water bottle with a bunch of DC and Anime stickers on it.

The next year, Sophmore Year, they go to Teen High. Both of them. Hermie was never a Chaparral student. They both get detention in the first week, Taylor for his canon reason (drawing in class) and Hermie for getting angry with the teacher who put his nephew into detention.

They meet the teens in detention, being brought to D.A.D.D.I.E.S with the teens. Meeting with Mae Hales, not for the first time. Mae is a demon in this au, and also Nicky's adoptive sister (Nicky just adopted her as his sister), so they know her.

Mae tells them about the fact the Kiddads are missing, Taylor and Hermie don't exactly care. Taylor because they want the kiddads dead and Hermie because they don't know who the kiddads are. Meanwhile the rest of the teens are freaking out about their dads being missing, besides Scary.

When they all get their D.A.D.D.I.E.S badges, Taylor & Hermie are both level 2 instead of level 1. To the shock of everybody but Mae and themselves.

They go through a lot of the same things that were in canon. However the part where the au starts to majorly change, besides the whole Taylor being raised in hell thing, is the F.B.I arc. One reason being because it happens at scary's house instead of Taylor's.

And also since Taylor knows his dad and his demon heritage, the arc plays out different. He tries to get Link out of there still, not wanting to let him see Nicky once he arrives. Which he knows his dad will, he always had before when he was in danger.

Which Nicky does, causing 1) Link to be scared for his life about this demon who's here now, 2) Taylor just waving at his dad with his (Nicky's) flaming sword and 3) Nicky being maybe a lot more violent than canon when it comes to the guards.

The ring of swapping event still happens. Back with Nicky and Taylor, they're talking. Unlike canon, it's more about how Lincoln 1) did technically betray Taylor but 2) they should still go back to save him. Nicky trust Taylor to pick the right option in Taylor's opinion.

Taylor does go back and save Link, not leaving his new pack member behind, the two escaping back to San Dimas and the school. Scary & Normal do still lose against the Mayor in the debate. Hermie didn't help them, too busy with his theater stuff. Which brings us into the next arc. Getting into the amongus arc, Scary is still replaced by a doodlerized version of herself. Hermie and Taylor both don't throw up from the gross pimple doodler juice. Which really makes them suspect them, but they do figure it out that it was Scary.

After this. They open the obsidian door, Willy escaping and all. They go to real earth, with Heemie coming with them in the beginning, yes he does bring the pussy wagon still, they were just smarter than canon and thought. Maybe we should have a vehicle with us!

They go through basically the same arc papa John's, with the exception of Hermie not being hurt as badly, as he has better fire resistance. He doesn't get hurt as badly, still very burnt, and also wasn't able to keep the full human disguise up in pain. Which means the teens (minus Taylor) find out that he's at least part demon.

They do escape from Papa John's the same way they do in canon. And they do get Lark and Sparrow back to Earth.

They then go to the city with the black parade. Arc stays the same, nothing changes.

Next arc is the one with Erin. Some stuff does change, Erin and the trees don't attack Taylor and Hermie (neither eat vegetables or fruits), but they do still attack the rest of the group.

Taylor doesn't shoot himself out of a tree, as he assumes his dad wouldn't fall for that, so he just tells Erin that he'll talk with his grandpa about letting Erin and the trees come to hell.

They all leave, alive, yay.

They get to the church of the doodler, with both the demon reveal for Taylor finally and also half Likely reveal of Hermie. Taylor isn't confused about turning Glenn, same about Hermie into Scam/Well. The rest the episode plays the same besides that.

They have to go through getting the anchors.

The Tony Pepperoni anchor nothing changes, except for Taylor and Hermie are both really pissed at Scary.

The guitar pick anchor/hell arc is very different.

They get to hell, with Taylor and Hermie being recognized as two princes of hell. They are allowed into hell without needing to talk about any sins they've committed, also Taylor isn't bodyless. They go through the levels of hell still, but Taylor's lust layer just doesn't happen as he doesn't have a crush on Hero in this au. Instead he has a scene in wrath layer, over the anger he feels at the kiddads.

He also doesn't eat the pocky in the gluttony layer, as he knows it's not actual pocky. Being in hell is good for him I guess.

They get to the bottom layer of hell, which is where the hell's throne room for Jodie is. They find Jodie there, who seems bored when they see him.

Jodie does greet both Taylor and Hermie, his grandkit and kit (grandchild and child).

They go down to mega hell after talking to Jodie for a bit. In mega hell, they do talk to Glenn. Who has the anchor.

Glenn doesn't hand the pick over immediately, still wanting help with the demon soccer team. Which the teens do help with.

They still lose that fight, however the soccer team does recognize Taylor and Hermie.

They get through all of that and moving into the scroll/goofs realm arc. It starts the same, at Normal's house. But when Scary gets Nicky bisected, Taylor is a lot more pissed. Taylor also had the sword before this so there was no gift from Nicky, as Nicky would've just given it to him at a different point.

Hermie still does go steal the mascot costume, telling Normal its nothing personal. Jumping out of the window and portaling to goofs, easily. He does also leave that fake chaperal highschool I.D., it's why he had it.

They get to goofs the same way. But Taylor isn't mad at Hermie, actually knowing the plan that Hermie had.

They get through goofs somewhat the same way, it's a little faster as Taylor is actually constantly funny and doesn't need to become something else to stay alive.

The major acts still happen, Hermie's is not as depressing as he actually has 2 (3) amazing dads and wasn't abandoned. Meaning he's not upset at them. He still loses and it causes the teens to get the anchor, breaking it with love.

Well Actually does make an appearance in this arc, majorly, it started with Scam there and then Well took over. Mostly to tell the teens off about components and everything.

Next and last arc currently. Is the Garlic Knot Heart arc. Before this. The teens don't get shot into space, as Scam isn't going to do that to his son and step grandson. However he still gets them stuck up on the I.S.S, just not in the deadly outside of space. There is a huge fight that happens, ending when Scary accidentally breaks the window. Causing them all to be flung into the vacuum of space. They still get married and all. Scary still becomes Terri. They do break the rules of banishment, which both Hermie and Taylor don't exactly like that. (They know that they will get a stern talking to from Well the next time they see him.)

That arc is pretty much the same, minus the whole Hero liking any of them thing.

The garlic knot heart arc, finally!! Most of it stays the same. Taylor is a lot more angry about Terry's death. Not because he cares, but because it proves that the rest of the kiddads can't be trusted.

They get the garlic knot heart, destroying it with love as well.

Then they start to interact with the kiddads. Getting to the church of the doodler.

Getting into a fight with Willy, who isn't dating or married to Cassandra in this au. Meaning they can go full damage on him without risking Cassandra.

Scary gets pushed onto the chair still, causing her to be doodlerized, but then love doodler appears.

And that's up to the most recent episode (at time of writing)

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Everything on tumblr post love doodlerized Scary isn't canon to the au technically but it is still the au. Just a different branch.

That is all, for now!!

Bye!!

[happi-tree]

Bunbun!!! Ty for the tag, lovebird 💗💗💗

last song I listened to: Bubble by STAYC

last show I watched: Does Dimension 20 count??? I literally just finished ep 11 of Fantasy High. If not, though, Heartstopper s2!

last book I read: The Sun and the Star by Rick Riordan and Mark Oshiro! I actually haven't finished it yet but I'm very much enjoying it so far :]]]

current obsession: Uhhhhhh *glances at the state of my tumblr* a little dnd podcast about four teens attempting to save the worlds after the previous generations fucked it up! It's kind of obscure, though, I know I don't really talk about it much here /j Yeah, the dndads kick is still going strong adkahvkhavs

tagging (non-obligatory, as always) @cookies-over-yonder, @babacontainsmultitudes, @duckseamail, @dragonofthewind, @yellowmagicalgirl, @justablah56, @oakay, @cute-as-buttons, @waybrights, and anyone else who'd like to give it a go!!! :]

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Tagged by @fureiya to do this

Last song I listened to: all the things she said by t.a.t.u. I love 2000s music and I used to listen to a lot of old school music and I’m kinda going back to that phase

Currently watching: I’m currently on ep16 of Rose of Versailles and I’m enjoying it! I took a break from watching it when I was on vacation but now I’m back to watching it

Currently reading: not a manga, but I’m currently reading the unofficial biography of Dua Lipa, one of my fave pop singers. I love hearing about her journey to fame.

Current obsession: rn I’m obsessing a lot over vintage shoujo. I find the art to be gorgeous and the stories and characters to be amazing and I wish I met more people who are also obsessed with such animanga.

I tag @tally-ho-hurrah-bravo, @porcelain-rob0t and anyone who wants to do this

[strangeparadoxlikely]

i'm personally a big fan of the fact that anthony burch's vision of the future includes the fact that the only types of media left are anime and stage musicals, truly the future liberals want

[lizardboyscalesmcstuffins]

My personal headcanon for Scam and his fam is that they reproduce asexually via spores like fungus and that they assign themselves labels like "cousin" and "sibling" arbitrarily

[palarii]

I can’t keep this to myself anymore—

Scam saying

“he was always more of the fighter, I was always more of the lover”

Is such a Lark and Sparrow thing