#Moonshine Cybin

[introverted-bard]

The DMs reacting to Emily Axford’s dnd batshittery:

Aabria: YES!

Matt: Yes, and…

Brennan: No, but…

Murph, her literal husband: No, you absolute maniac.

[aro-aceattorney]

Started naddpod recently and it’s. A good Podcast

[emiko-matsui]

when emily makes a new character on naddpod it's either "im gonna be queer in a way that will be studied for years to come" or "im not over my ex-boyfriend and it will be everyone's problem"

[dunsbar]

moonshine cybin theee female character of all time. grubby and grimy and poisonous and smart and caring and enraged and beautiful. anti-establishment, polyamorous, animal-loving, always horny, self-sacrificial, polite and hospitable, incredibly violent. an illiterate former attorney. champion of resourcefulness and master chef. topless under the overalls and keeps a possum nestled in her boobs. tweaks her nipples in front of her god and everyone. bullies rich people. every animal she turns into is pregnant. essentially a nudist and ashamed to know who her father is. she bathes in mud if she bathes at all. loves to eat women out, almost had a foursome, can take you to the edge just from making out, might be in love with her cringefail virgin best friend. fixed an evil demigod by platonically keeping him in a belly chain.

she drinks animal piss. she sweats alcohol. her first kiss was a frog. she ate a god.

[mispelled]

Couldn't decide which one fit best so I did all three. One big bed

[operationslipperypuppet]

how to prove you’re not in love with your best friend, a beginner’s guide:

introduce yourself to their mother by saying “i’m a big fan of your daughter”

make her earrings she was planning to make herself while she sleeps

jump into a worm’s mouth after she’s been swallowed to save her life

do a lot of work to help her be uncursed in battle (including kissing her, but believing she can save herself)

say you’ve been half elf since you met her when she reincarnates you

attempt magic to bring her back to life when you’ve never been able to do magic ever

tell another one of your good friends that she can approach a romantic relationship with her because your feelings will never matter more than hers and she’ll do whatever the hell she wants, so it doesn’t matter what you think

run to her for help with a romantic relationship of your own (and accept the 9th level spell she casts on you)

ask to move in to her hometown the first chance you get

attempt to make a teleporter work in order to travel to another plane because she is in trouble

and then you’re good. mission accomplished.

[charlilil]

Wait, you’re saying I can have one of these?

[whatisamildopinion]

Kyoto- Phoebe Bridgers

Pro-tip: don't think too long about how Moonshine and Bev have ouroboros arcs with family members and devils and saving the world at great personal cost. Don't think about it too hard. I definitely haven't (lying)

[emiuli]

Moonshine comm for the d20 artists for Palestine!

Please consider donating 🍉

[whamber]

Cybin siblings

[ihavemints]

started naddpod relisten and jake thought hardwon was going to be so cool and was wrong, emily thought moonshine would be so cool and was right, and caldwell knew beverly was going to be a lame little boy

[cntbtchthevapegod]

Emily Axford playing guitar and leading Carnegie hall in sing-along of “One Big Bed” at the end of the 5th aniversary show

Sorry for the low quality on this photo (I was up in the balcony)

[sideblogdotjpeg]

impromptu moonshine! based on that photo i keep seeing floating around on my dash

[littleredylfa]

just thinking about emily axford. she writes 10 year plans for each of her pcs. her ability scores are canonically 20s across the board. she consistently uses spellcasting so creatively that it totally stumps her dms. she believes that she and her cats are soulmates, but her and murph aren’t. every pc she creates dates women. she took a horticulture class to learn how to help the local ecosystem. she loves to hype up her glasses-wearing husband. she’s a witch. and most of all, she is bisexual.

[heckblade]

was just reminded of the naddpod live show i went to where the first words spoken by emily axford upon her character being introduced were “i’ve been fucking my way across bahumia and i need a beer to wash the taste of druid pussy out of my mouth.” and then she cast blight

[emptyjunior]

NADDPOD posting🙏 Paw paw posting🙏

A fungal queen Moonshine comm.

She's coming down from decimating in her mushroom exosuit and just walking off like it's normal.