#distance is a bitch
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I want to hold her. I want to wrap her in my arms and kiss her face and tell her how completely and utterly in love with her I am.
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vorrei fosse qui con me :( quando non riesco a dormire mi abbraccia mi da i bacini e sembra che tutto intorno a me vada bene c’è solo pace serenità tranquillità nessun peso sul petto mi manca tantissimo vorrei essere fra le sue braccia e sentirmi al sicuro
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#distance is a bitch#im missing my partners and friends and thinking about getting to celebrate all these Indian holidays recently#and someday getting to celebrate them with my partners#and make them all the recipes my ba taught me and make chai the way my ba taught my mom taught me#being able to create new and wonderful memories and show my love through the food I’ve loved since I was a child#and i just#ahhhhhhhhh#why the fuck can’t I teleport to the people I love and give them my comfort foods :(((((#anyway time to project this onto my ocs again :)#no one cares sage
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Regarding Colm's pony - every shitty parent looking to get rid of a pony I've been aware of has just sold the pony without warning the kid. If mom is financially-minded, horse body disposal costs money, and even shipping to a downmarket auction will at least pay for the petrol. HOWEVER, what I keep rotating for drama: there is a "murdered for insurance money" option, depending on the value of the pony (a little light fraud may have been involved) - this was definitely a thing around the 70s-80s in the states, but it tended to come out years later, after the statue of limitations on animal cruelty ran out and the people doing the horse wetwork came clean. In this case, maybe the vet who signed off on an accidental death for the horse insurance company admitted misgivings to one of the boys as adults, one random day they happened to see each other, but no one other than mom really knows?
(In reference to the probable fate of the childhood pony of Killie the Jockey OC and his siblings)
Oh my GOD you can’t just SAY THINGS like —
Oh that pony is DEAD-dead. Maximise the drama. Rotate that sod like a rotisserie chicken. You’re good at this.

#Killie#Killie and Charlie#weird details I care about: Charlie manages to call their mother Mum while all the other kids got told off constantly for saying Ma#Charlie is two pints down and got a lil snacky snack in him and SPILLING THE TEA#while the other siblings only go to the pub to stare into the distance like traumatised greyhounds trembling and drinking something healthy#no idea how they agreed to meet up but I definitely feel that upon seeing Colm again for the first time in almost fifteen years Charlie wil#only be able to shriek in outrage at how tall he is noting of course that this could mean ANYTHING#I don’t think Killie knew about the pony until just now and I do NOT think he is capable of drinking half a pint of ANYTHING so.#normal trip to the pub for Kills. Classic Kills. Kills The Mood.#made an effort and everything. collared shirt#spirited siblings out of the parental house for clandestine meet-up with Charlie. wearing clothes that don’t smell of horse. AND a normal j#jumper. a normal jumper#attacking a half-pint like its Everest and SUDDENLY HAS TO DEAL WITH WORLD-CRUMBLING TEA BEING SPILT BY FUCKING CHARLIEE#KILLIE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT HOME BY HIMSELF LADS#Charlie has the mild psychic ability of predicting deaths so it would be very funny if he was just like insurance fraud?? we knew that?#“little English bitch. in the stables. with a bolt gun.#WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUYS DIDNT KNOW
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Silver left his side for a couple weeks and flint is trying to cope
#black sails#captain flint#james flint#john silver#silverflint#these bitches are attached at the hip#I had to wrack my brain to remember if they had even been separated for any significant time in the entire series#baking my long distance bf into a cookie because i miss him
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Au where Zoro and Nami like to break up straight couples and sleep with each side; sometimes for fun, sometimes as grifts.
Enter arranged marriage Sanji and Vivi.
#or maybe Vivi is just helping Sanji get the Vinsmokes off his back#or it's Sanji and Pudding with Nami/Vivi in an established long distance relationship but Vivi is like “i love you have fun”#and the Sanji/Pudding this starts of as a grift for Zoro&Nami but Z catches feelings but Pudding#is either a bitch and they still grift her or she's just how she canon is and they let her go of#but either way zosan rides off into the sunset and Zoro and Nami have to find a new bonding activity#one piece#zosan#nami#vivi#zoro#sanji#namivivi#did i say that?
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The Real Reason TFP Optimus Didn't Kill Megatron Sooner
Ironhide(or smone): "Why haven't you just killed Megatron yet? You had a perfect opportunity in that fight!"
Optimus: *sighs and motions him closer*
Ironhide: *leans in*
Optimus: "I can not be the one to kill Megatron. Because Bumblebee called 'Dibs' a long time ago."
Ironhide: ...
Optimus: "And I respect his 'dibs'."
#Op: he also said he didn't want to be promoted to Warrior until After he had killed him#Op: He says Megatron doesn't deserve to be killed by an actual warrior in battle#not pictured is Ironhide staring into the middle distance for a while#I believe tfp bumblebee is allowed to be the pettiest bitch ever to walk cybertron#as a treat#he out-pettys megatron out of sheer spite and hatred of him#he does not have to be the bigger person#he's shorter than most bots actually#transformers#maccadam#personal stuff#bumblebee#optimus#optimus prime#tfp#transformers prime#macaddam#tf bumblebee#tfp bumblebee#tfp optimus prime#tfp optimus#tf prime#tf optimus prime#tf optimus#i am aware this is very dumb
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"His little pet Wolverine."
"Tell me somethin'. Are you pissy because I left, or because I'm with him now?"
#emotionally secure logan who never denies being wade's pet kitty#it is a need that wade is not within hearing distance. get that bitch out the room#this dialogue needs to happen when wade is Not There#emotionally secure in a “I trust him in ways none of you could dream of comprehending”#i want them still in that stage where logan is reasonably uneasy to express his devotion in ways like this.#because it is ways like this that wade would understand. it'd dawn on that mf and he'll never let logan live it down#poolverine romantic#poolverine platonic#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#poolverine#wolverine#deadpool 3#logan howlett#deadpool 2024#deadclaws#god help us if wade hears this and hears logan NOT protest#“damn fucking RIGHT he's my BITCH bark for me pookie”#logan's going to stab him lol#“his little bitch” correct! Logan stabs you#“you're his pet” “and?”#“his wolverine” “yeah the folks at the tva agree”#“his little pet” “hello pot im kettle go fuck yourself”
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Don't get too attached
#Brakul did a lot of the parenting for Erubi (the first of the Janeys-Brakul-Hibrides throuple bastard children) in infancy especially due#to Hibrides going through absolutely horrific post-partum depression (and not wanting to be a parent to begin with. Like she#had accepted it as an inevitability and a duty but when it actually happened it was just like Oh God. I am in hell)#Brakul is the only one of the three that actually Wants to be a parent and the fact that he can't behave as such in order to avoid#suspicion that he's the father is kind of a living nightmare for him a little.#Not like he isn't involved in his ''''nieces''' lives given he lives in the same household but he has to keep a bit of distance.#Janeys and especially Hibrides are pretty unsympathetic about this. For Hibrides it's like she has had to go through so much shit#to maintain this situation she never asked to be a part of and when he has to go through a fraction of that he breaks the fuck down.#He only wants the benefits of the whole situation and isn't willing to deal with the consequences.#This is also one of the very few things she's sympathetic with Janeys about like she respects that he's at least willing to play#his part and be miserable without bitching to her about it. Like she fucking hates him but respects the commitment to the bit.#Janeys is more just like 'Just go make more kids if you want your own so damn bad. Get a wife or something. That's what I#had to do and look at me I'm doing great I'm so normal'#The two kids aren't present on the pilgrimage (back home under the care of a hired tutor) but the Janeys-Brakul-Hibrides#Feeling Triangle are in a fucking tailspin over her being pregnant again like goddddd not this shit again#brakul red dog
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#galarian moltres#well. this thing looks cool when you're looking at it from a distance‚ definitely. from here? not so much#not to mention its face is just. completely different from moltres. like galarian zapdos i can see the resemblance#even articuno minus the evil glowy eyes#but this. is a completely different bitch. similar only in their flaming wings
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Ourghh silco….
“I’ll show you what you really are….”
Someone PLEASEE make an edit of him starting w/ that audio. I have a vision but also no i dont i have aphantasia im just thirsty as fuck
#long distance relationships make a bitch crazy#arcane silco#silco#arcane#late night rambles#traggy’s shit
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Airplane x Stranger Things
#just a side note: some of y'all are coming across as very misogynistic with regards to Millie's wrap post#like 'she's up herself' 'she's trying to distance herself from ST' 'she's coming across like a bitch'#just some of the posts I've seen - coming from the by*er community too which is disappointing#if you don't know what is 100% going on just shut your yap#stranger things#my edit#movies from last night#max mayfield#sadie sink#eleven hopper#el hopper#jane hopper#millie bobby brown#elmax#incorrect quotes#stranger things incorrect quotes#season 4#st 4#airplane
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*looks at what's happening to Bakudeku right now*
Close enough, welcome back Naruto and Sasuske
#its been literally half a decade since I've watched or read MHA and im sorry for yall still#i know that he didn't technically make Izuka and Uraraka canon but like its implied#but i saw the Bakudeku stuff from a distance and yeah those bitches gay#mha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#bnha#bakudeku#bkdk
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On the topic of whether or not Riddle's mom loves him or not:
I think it's very possible for people, especially parents, to love in toxic and hateful ways. People severely underestimate how powerful a child's desire to be loved by their parents is so it's very silly to expect Riddle to hate his mother, or to think that Mrs. Rosehearts doesn't love her son. A lot of bad, and even abusive parenting comes out of love and it's difficult to address that in a therapy setting unless you acknowledge and address that because without it the behavior doesn't make sense.
-Yuri (who is speaking from personal experience with a great deal of sympathy for Riddle)
Same, I wrote that with some personal experiences in mind. I think that as a character, Mrs. Rosehearts is very complicated and it's very easy to villainize her and hate her, which I don't fault anyone for it's a pretty gut reaction. We probably won't get anything about the two reconciling in-game or in manga, but yeah they both desperately need therapy.
#mochi asks#yuri as anon#twst#twisted wonderland#realistically riddle goes low contact with his mother as an adult and keeps a good amount of emotional distance with her#i wouldnt be surprised if she had something similar happen growing up generational trauma is a bitch
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A War of Seasons, Chapter 9: Arianne
Title: A War of Seasons Author: leupagus Fandom: Game of Thrones Chapter: 9 of 24 Wordcount: 55,082 Rating: M Warnings: Author Chooses Not To Warn Tags: Canon Divergence AU (Season 6) Excerpt:
"Did you solve the Daynes' crisis, dearest petal?" Loras asked, when at last she returned to their rooms, trailed by two of House Dayne's guards and their shared burden. "Did you dazzle them with your brilliance and find a solution no one else could have possibly considered?" "In a way." She directed the men to set down the great chest in the darkest corner of the room. They did so and left with another bow, no doubt relieved to be rid of the thing. It was old and heavy and ugly, and she resisted the urge to kick it. Loras peered over the back of the sofa upon which he reclined. "Doesn't seem like much a reward," he observed. "It's not," she replied. It was the hour of the wolf; inasmuch as it could, the Red Keep was asleep. Yet Loras was awake in their shared chamber, one of his tiresome dissertations on fencing in his hand and a half-full glass of water-wine at his elbow, with an empty glass and a flagon beside it. "You didn't have to wait for me," she said, absurdly touched. He shrugged, placing a marker between the pages before shutting his book and setting it on the nearby table. "The bed was too cold without you," he said sardonically as he patted the seat beside him. "Now, tell me everything. Including why you've just broken your own mother's rule about bringing nothing into the home that is not beautiful." "You're incorrigible," she said, but sat all the same. It was strange, how familiar Loras had become to her in so short a time. The great Houses of Dorne and the Reach had despised each other for centuries, when the Lords of the Reach had been Gardeners and not Tyrells. Yet Arianne had found no trace of the family's animosity in Loras or Margaery (though their father and grandmother held more than their shares, and outrage besides that Loras had betrothed himself to a Martell without so much as seeking their blessing). She suspected Margaery's warmth to be calculated in part, which she did not begrudge; a Queen would need all the allies she could charm. But Loras seemed to hold a genuine affection for her, which she had never expected. Such affection could not be relied upon, of course; her own parents had once held affection for one another, but it had not overcome the pull of their conflicting needs and expectations. She and Loras would one day rule their own Houses and their own kingdoms. She could no more trust him than she could any other great lord. But for now she could confess, a little, of her own burden.
#game of thrones fic#game of thrones#got: bitches get stuff done#this chapter took forever for some reason#I think because it's so hard to balance how much the narrator is supposed to know vs. how much the reader is supposed to know#vs. how much other characters *around* the narrator know#one thing I've really enjoyed about writing this series is how much you can play with information and time and distance#like - the news that the north's been won by sansa has *just now* hit king's landing#even though it's been months since that happened#likewise arianne's only recently heard from her mother#even though mellario visited dany in meereen months before that#because letters and messages travel slowly - not everything can be delivered by raven#and reliable information least of all#anyway still having a blast writing this for the 12 people reading it
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cable & deadpool #24
#just thinking about nathan chaperoning wade and peter's first ever meetcute from a cool distance is all#sci talks comics#spideypool#cablepool#these girls are so entertaining. bitch bitch whine whine.
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