#disstrack duo

[risibledeer]

joel being a Disney princess

look everybody my art is arting properly again! also pls send me any asks as i'm awfully bored lol

[smallidarityfan]

(x)

[uninad4]

i miss empires s2

[the-hipster-nugget]

Text posts mostly consisting of flower husbands for some reason? They aren’t my favorite but..

[5l1m3azt3r87]

same time, same poses, same emotions, everything. they act like eachother so much

[spooksthenoodles]

Imagine being soo obsessed with joel that you draw him instead of revising... couldn't be me🙄🤚🤚🤚

[trafficblr-culture-is]

trafficblr culture is screaming about that one clip where Joel and Jimmy kissed in REAL LIFE

(btw haii I love ur posts :3)

LMAO YEAHH LIKE WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS LIKE THIS I HATE THEM

[britishtimewithletty]

WE NEED TO TIE THEM-!!!

Jizzie is gonna win I swear no matter what, though if we all tie it maybe Atlest there's a little bit of a chance lol-

TIE THEMM!!

[falconearring]

If you could explain your ZAU!Joel and your ZAU!Jimmy in one Drawin' or even a song, What would it be?/nfta (i live and die on disstrack duo XD/silly)

Here's a dinky little chart for all four of them ! Jimmy and Joel squabble all the time, but never about anything of any substance, and never with any ill will to one another. Very *points at monster in a horror film* "That looks just like you" type thing.

[justamagicalpurpleshark]

Hermitcraft! Band AU

Gotta say, the hermits' musical sides have really fostered this Hermits & Friends! Band AU I have in my head.

Like hear me out:

Gem & The Scotts are already a rock band (say they get invited to join the HermitBand™ collective or smt)

Impulse and Joel at the drumms

Xisuma composes and plays the guitar

Etho on the note blocks (because Minecraft)

Zed on the creeper explosions (wait... what?)

Oli for a piano and vocals

Joe writes music and has his sister Quinn as a guest performer

Ren on the guitar too

Ariana Grianda singing

Ren invites his brother Jono as a guest composer (and feat.)

Welsknight and Helsknight are the singing/rapping duo

The HermitBand™ had a big fight a few years ago but they resolved it with a disstrack (S6 Civil War "Hermit Gang")

Their music is distributed by Beefy Tunes Record Company

Mumbo is their Music Video cinematographer

[i-am-creacheur]

guys its super late for me but ermmm heres my magnum opus... disstrack duo (? what the fuck do we call them) playlist with over two hundred songs. mostly based off empires season 2 but some allusions to empires season 1 and limited life (because esmp2 and limlife coincided on the time line. which i am absolutely normal about btw)

yeah its only four weeks old and this is now my music taste. feel free to recommend songs for the playlist or to ask for some song context on this post (not in my inbox its broken and flooding me with ghost notifs)!!! BTW this is technically a character playlist for both of these guys so just put your lovely noggins to work and you should be able to figure it out. some are just vibes, some are based off one lyric, some are their relationship (:flushed:) and some are basically just one or the other incarnate in a song. i love this playlist so muchhh <3

one song for each of them rn lets goooo angst edition Jimmy: I Don't Smoke by Mitski Joel: A World I Built For You by Joel Tumelty

PLEASE ENJOY THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR

[ambreiiigns]

shit that happened on sanremo in the past couple of years for the uninitiated:

oscar winner roberto benigni talking abt bible lost media centered around sex

winners' names leaking like hours before the final rankings are supposed to be announced (????)

guests falling off the stairs and then different guests making fun of people who have fallen off the stairs

achille lauro . cultural reset

twerking ?!

microphones and the likes not working properly (this is like the biggest event in italian television And Yet)

contestants raising their left fists at the end of their song <3

one of the contestant (beloved old lady) forgot abt covid curfew and went outside late at night and got chased around by cops

during sanremo covid edition when they couldn't have spectators physically there in the crowd they set up balloons w faces on them in the empty seats and somehow a dick shaped balloon got sneaked in there and was caught on tv

again during sanremo covid edition a contestant got covid so he couldn't show up to perform but it felt Rude to kick him out of the competition so for four nights we had to watch the same clip of him performing during rehearsal and he still got like 4th place or smth

the two hosts who have been besties their whole lives simply kept acting up by doing things such as performing in half assed drag (which they'd been teasing since the beginning of the week) or slowdancing or rapping or spitting water on each other or fucking around w autotune or [...]

same old lady from before forgot to turn off the sink or smth and flooded her hotel room

achille lauro used too much catholic imagery in too gay and blasphemous ways so much so that the bishop of the city attempted to excommunicate him and one of the hosts who dueted w him (bishops don't have the power to do that so it was fine)

that same host occasionally took over the show by holding everyone hostage for like 10 minutes at a time talking about fucking whatever (wasn't he talking about piss at one point . ?!) and everyone of us was simply listening w heart eyes bc the last like 4 generations of italian people are helplessly in love w this man

two (2) yaoi kisses on national tv one of which happened during a bastardized wedding (thank you once again achille lauro)

contestant ran into the crowd and stole someone's purse (as a joke ?!)

guy screaming "Ibuprofen Sex" at the camera for four nights in a row and then getting last place or close

two men (one of which is just a Some Guy and the other is a known insane person) decided to participate as a duo and proceded to have personal issues w each other after like two nights which manifested in one of them secretly changing the lyrics to their song into a disstrack against his partner who then wordlessly walked off the stage and the first guy then acted like he didn't understand what was going on and the whole show stalled for a hot minute and they got disqualified . that was The Peak and we're still chasing that same high

måneskin won ig

[smallidarityfan]

joel advised jimmy to go for the raw chicken

clip (ignore the quality lmao):

[uninad4]

day 2 - obsessions

why have only 1 when you can have more?

[the-hipster-nugget]

Bad boys angst, Joel and Grian centered; after Jimmy’s death😁

[realvixerra]

making a duos list

listing some i’ve been told already:

galaxy duo (scott + pearl)

desert duo (grian + scar)

tree bark duo (martyn + ren)

sunflower duo (pearl + scar)

gingerbread duo (gem + grian)

wither duo (grian + impulse

divorce duo (etho + bdubs)

waffle duo (mumbo + grian)

rift duo (lizzie + grian)

jade duo (gem + joel)

shiny duo (pearl + gem)

podcast duo (impulse + skizz)

clock duo (impulse + bdubs)

western duo (jimmy + scar)

property police duo (martyn + jimmy)

sky duo (pearl + grian)

widows duo (scott + cleo)

..’hot’ duo / distracted duo (tango + scar)

disstrack duo (jimmy + joel)

dapper duo (skizz + mumbo)

boat duo (etho + joel)

wizard duo (joel + scar)

pants duo (mumbo + scar)

elven duo (gem + scar)

crastle duo (bdubs + cleo)

ruby duo (pearl + tango)

cod duo (grian + jimmy)

rancher duo (tango + jimmy)

flower husbands (jimmy + scott)

watcher duo (grian + martyn)

seabling duo (jimmy + lizzie)

maple duo (gem + etho)

ruler duo (scar + ren)

d.e.r.p. duo (tango + impulse)

bakedbeans duo (joel + grian)

(deal with) destiny duo (scott + lizzie

please let me know if any of these are wrong and also if you know any not on here let me know so i can add them