#disney insults

[lantanam]

"you're the product of what happened that one night the inhabitants of Beast's castle decided to have a Mamma-Mia level o*gy out with Ms. Potts."

[shitty-check-please-aus]

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030

[luthienne]

no because you’re telling me that matt witnessed his best friend—his true north—be killed as a direct result of his past vigilantism and then one (time jump) year later he is just walking around like the sun hasn’t been extinguished from his sky

[cloudcountry]

while playing the masquerade event i was hit with the realization that the students from nrc are quite literally the terrible tourists rollo was talking about. and im almost CERTAIN they've been just as bad every other event. like you have ruggie who was about to steal a shops hard earned money, you have epel and deuce that were saying their bread wasn't special before even trying it, you have ruggie AGAIN saying that the historic toys they make are just chunks of wood and don't have any value. these people suck and should not be permitted to travel. all they're doing is making a nuisance of themselves.

[hanafubukki]

The Hero of a Fairy Tale

Thinking about how, right after Lilia gets his UM, he goes to Malleus.

He calls him a good boy for living so long despite the odds and how he has hope that he will find new clues to hatch him with his UM

And then he takes a break with the egg.

Then we see a scene where Lilia talks about how humans are adapting and the fae might one day become a fairy tale.

And he tells Malleus that he doesn’t want Malleus to become the hero of a fairy tale.

He tells him to hurry up and get out of the egg and how he wants to show him so many things.

How he’ll read to him and change his diapers.

(How much he loves Malleus please 🥹😭)

And then you know what Malleus Draconia does?

(Well, you know besides almost dying and then hatching)

Malleus Draconia: “I’ll make you the hero of your fairy tale.”

*internal screaming*

Just, these words?? The fact that something like this?? He remembers even from his time as a egg??

Please, this father and son ahhh 😭😭

[galactic-rhea]

y'know yknow i'm like,,,i have been clear about my opinions on the sequels, but some people are just so disgustingly mean about it, like chiillll, geez- Disney is not even listening, you're only hurting the people that liked them and you aren't winning anything by doing so besides being blocked, I 'uppose lmao

I'm so grateful I wasn't here when those movies came out, I shudder at thinking about it lol

[caliburn-the-sword]

The School for Good and Evil (Somain Chainani) to Ever After High to Descendants to The Land of Stories (Chris Colfer) to Once Upon a Time pipeline is REAL and needs to be talked about more

[redbuddi]

hit the gym flabby

lol get a load of this guy, thinking they can make me fell bad for my tummie on the hot-girls-with-tummies website.

[whiskeyandcigarsmoke]

Disney should do a character m/g with Logan and Wade at the Canada part of Epcot.

They would both be equally insulted (for different reasons) by the representation of Canada.

[oddballsducks]

I’m an Irish immigrant Downy O’Drake truther

And it’s already sort of canon, because at least her parents were Irish immigrants (source)

And there was a large population of Irish immigrants, especially in Glasgow, in the Victorian era, so it’s very fitting for the setting

Because of the previously mentioned fact about her parents, Downy is probably meant to be second-generation rather than first generation.

But I have her as being born and raised in Ireland in my headcanon because it adds a bit more ~variety~ to Scrooge’s childhood household

[precurepeace]

Idia shroud doodles

Idia’s my fave… I don’t think I’ve mentioned that here

side note I would not survive a DAY in twst the social anxiety would eat me alive

[eatorfuck]

Mr waternoose from monsters Inc (sorry and/or you're welcome for the monsters Inc blast)

In Monsters, Inc., Mr. Waternoose is the chairman of Monsters, Inc. He is one of three owners all cast down from lineage. He inherited the factory from his father at age 142 and turned it into the modern energy factory... [He] is an overweight grey crab-like monster wearing a business suit with six legs, two six-fingered claws, and five eyes.

[cloudcountry]

oli!! congratulations on the 1k <3 for the event I would like to vil + sit on his lap?) or vil + lap jeje idk I just want to sit on his lap and talk?) XDD, well take care and let's go for the 2k ^^/

aaaa thank you!!!! <3 my first thought was doing vil's eyeliner bc YK "sit on my lap and do my eyeliner" but i know he would NEVER let someone else do his eyeliner sigh.

so instead, you're taking his makeup off. C:< onwards to 2k!! thank you for your support anon <33

VIL SCHOENHEIT + LAP (1k event details)

~~~~~

Pomfiore dinners were always a hassle.

You’d think the dorm with someone like Vil at its head would be calm, but with all the preparations required to make the dinner go perfectly, it was anything but.

As if that wasn’t enough, Vil's morning alarm didn’t go off and he didn’t have time to go on his morning run. Just when you both thought he couldn’t get more thrown off his routine, it suddenly began to rain. Silently cursing whoever had angered Malleus as thunder rumbled in the distance, you and Vil had to take shelter before heading back to Pomfiore.

By now, Vil was ready to sleep.

And so you tug him over to his vanity and sit him in front of the mirror. He doesn’t protest when you climb into his lap, nor does he push you away when you start to remove his makeup.

“There you go, beautiful.” you murmur, gently massaging the make-up remover balm into his skin.

He hums at the gentle caressing of your fingers as they map out his features, and his relaxed state makes you happy to serve him.

Is this what it means to be a queen?

“Thank you, dove.” he sighs, resting his chin on your shoulder.

“No problem.” you whisper, and you wrap your arms around his middle.

He lets you kiss the juncture between his neck and shoulder before he tells you to get off his lap so he can wash his face. You, as always, are happy to serve.

[kami-kun1003]

hello twst fandom. unfriendly reminder that Henrik being a horrible person does not give you a fucking excuse to be fatphobic. that is all.

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Ignoring how Hazel Hook is entering Descendants lore out of the blue as Harry doesn't even mention book/Wicked World sisters in the films, aka Harriet and CJ Hook, let alone any new film contunity sisters like Hazel...the fact that it's being alleged, key word ALLEGED, that she's mean to Pink during the Auradon Cup games....girl they really can't make any black characters in Descendants without either making them victim to plot BS or just antagnostic to other characters.

[dearest-alexander]

just saying. 🤷🏻‍♀️