#disco😭😭wing😭😭

[forthekeres]

dont usually post wips on tumblr but i am working on stuff #trustme

[gaterrechinha]

My little copporoni is finished!!

[piedpiperart]

Even better if they find out the ghost of a teenage boy stole the clothes to try and be fashionable in death because he wasn’t in life.

The batfam get sad eyes and absolutely have to teach the baby ghost how to dress nice. Fashion show time?!

They probably don’t realize he’s also a human? Or they might know and want to help this kid who died too early anyways

So Danny is tired of all of his friends and family saying he has zero fashion sense, so he decides to get advice from the most fashionable people he knows. The fucking Wayne family. Bruce with his alternate playboy and business styles, Tim with his up to date trendy clothes, Dick with his out there yet still good looking, Damian with his sharpness, etc etc. Plus, Danny doesn't really pay attention to much else media/fashion wise and has only seen them once at a Gala he was forced to go with Sam.

Anyways, he also decides to do this the worst way possible, by stealing their clothes. They're millionaires, they won't notice, right?

Well they didn't really notice or think about at first, as clothes tend to go missing all the time with as many siblings as there is. Though when they begin to accuse each other and stuff and find out that their clothes is straight up disappearing, they begin to get suspicious.

So they join together and begin to take turns watching carefully of their wardrobes, only to find out that it was a teen with superpowers who just wanted to be fashionable.

[spookyteeth]

INTRO

umm heyyyy my name is vw (vee-doubleu bc it's my initials i go by) if you wanna call me anything different from my user

!!! they/his !!!

if im moots with you feel free to interact !! i love it when people interact witj me or spam

as long as you don't support waycesr (or like anything adjacent), straight up harrassing me or anyone, and like lowk right winged dw about being silly around me

artists/bands i listen to: ayesha erotica, chappall roan, cobra starship, dirt russel, fall out boy, good charlotte, grocery bag, limp bizkit, malasiabrunei, mitiski, muse, my chemical romance, nine inch nails, nirvana, panic! at the disco (debut album), paramore, pierce the veil, radiohead, slipknot, system of a down, the academy is.., the white stripes, tool, will wood and the tapeworms, will wood, and etccc (does hatsune miku count??)

i'm not super hyperfixed on any of them rn besides mcr and liekk.... hatsune miku so my bad if i don't know everything 😭😭

OTHER SPACES TO FIND ME ON !!

character.hub ♱ artfight ♱ spotify ♱ airbuds ♱ pinterest

[malenjoyer]

Hi. There is no reason for me to tell this spesifically to you, but your post made me realize that nightwing's discowing era was, in fact, disco-wing (as in, a play from 'nightwing') and not discow-ing (as in, cow(?)) (no i dont know what discow is) (or is it dis-cow-ing, idk)

(bro i legit was so confused for so long)

(what does nightwing's shiny era has to do with cows)

(you dont know how long i've been like "yea sure whatever, discow-ing, whatever that means")

(Thank you so much)

Damn… you’re just out here living in confusion and winning the idgaf war.. 😭

[spocks-husband]

🌟 Exciting News! 🌟

Hello friends!!

I'm in a bit of a tight spot financially right now, and I'd really really appreciate some help, and as such I'm so so thrilled to announce that I'll be opening up commissions for both fanfiction and visual art! If you've ever wanted a custom piece or a personalized story from me, now's your chance!

Here's the breakdown of pricing:

Fanfiction Commissions:

- Short Story (up to 700 words): $10

- Medium Story (700 - 2500 words): $40

- Long Story (2500+ words): $80 (+40 for every 1000 words beyond 2500)

What I will write:

•Angst

•Dead Dove

•Smut

•Basically anything :3

What I won't write:

•Spuhura

•Spapel

•Zutara

•BatCat

•Basically any ship I don't like lol sorry

•Right-Wing content

Visual Art Commissions:

- Sketches:

•Bust: $2

•Waist-up: $6

•Full Body: $8

- Lineart:

•Bust: $5

•Waist-up: $10

•Full Body: $18

- Full-color Illustration:

•Bust: $20

•Waist-Up: $45

•Full Body: $60

•Full Ref Sheet: $150

What I will draw:

•OCs

•Self inserts/personas

What I won't draw:

•NSFW (mostly just cause I don't know how my bad ☹️)

Fandoms I work in:

•Star Trek (TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY, ENT, PIC, DISCO)

•Avatar: The Last Airbender

•The Legend of Korra

•Hitman Games

•Stephen King

•Invincible

•The Boys

•DC

I'm also totally willing to do non-fandom stuff or fandoms I'm not in! It's just that these are the fandoms I'm most comfy in and know best.

Rules:

•Payment through either Cashapp, Venmo, PayPal, CDKeys, or Steam Credits :)

•Give me time to do it! I'm still in school I need time 😭

•I'd appreciate half upfront but we can work that out on a case-by-case basis

•Prices are subject to change depending on the complexity of the request

If you're interested in commissioning me or have any questions, feel free to send me a message! If you'd like references for my art/writing there are plenty on my page but I'd also be more than happy to send some in DMs. Thank you ^^

[lingy910y]

Weekly Tag Wednesday

thanks @energievie for the very thought-provoking questions 🤩

name: ling

age: 17

location: ny

what is your dj name? thank you rhymezone for ding-a-ling 💀

if you were a genre of music, what would it be? indie

what would you title your biography? The Garden Inside My Mind (i'm just winging it at this point)

what are the first three things you'd do if you were invisible? this is a very lame answer but i wouldn't do anything i wouldn't do if i were visible because the guilt would consume me 😬 if i don't belong there, even if it's nothing serious, i don't want to lie and intrude someone else's privacy

what subject do you wish was taught in every school? economics (thank god it's required in my school)

when was the last time you tried something for the first time and what was it? i tried bubble tea (strawberry tea) for the first time when i met up with my friend who i haven't seen since elementary school, she was very kind and insisted on paying for everything lol

what is the most underrated city you have ever visited? i've only visited 4 cities so garden city? i've never visited a suburban place before and it was rly pretty

what day in your life would you like to relive? why am i tearing up over a tag game :') man it makes me wish i had more motivation to write in my journal. it has to be a day from my middle school years, genuinely the best years of my life. maybe the day before quarantine aka before everything went to shit, when we all thought we'll see each other again 😭😭😭😭😭 can you believe my hs graduation is this friday

if you could eliminate one thing from your daily routine, what would it be and why? ruminating and worrying and overthinking - oh please i would literally save hours 🙏

how long would you last in a zombie apocalypse? i would hide but refuse to die. prob only the first week

what would be the most surprising scientific discovery imaginable? excluding actual time travel that is straight-up impossible, a device that connects your brain to someone else's, like telepathy. but there's already ai controversies so...

if you could have any view out your office window, what would you choose? just a nice scenery of trees so i won't get distracted

tagging @deedala, @michellemisfit, @mmmichyyy, @creepkinginc, @sgtmickeyslaughter

@iansw0rld, @doshiart, @mybrainismelted, @lupeloto, @burninface

@blue-disco-lights & @heymrspatel 🫡

[mamawasatesttube]

Hi! It was very cool and interesting to read your Supergirl guide, I didn't know most of info on it! Thank you for making it!

If you can, can you make it more high contrast? It was very scary when I stopped reading and my eyes stopped working suddenly 😅 (they needed rest for beginning to work again). I googled and it sounds a bit like eyestrain so maybe it will be easier to understand what happened. (Sorry, English is not my first language)

Anyway! Thank you for sharing this information! I think Cir-El is my favourite now

yeah asdkfj that was one problem with working with colors picked from the supergirl logo 😭the colors are def kinda rough! the original post has all of the text from the images in the alt text, if that helps.

i'm not sure if there's much point in editing the images themselves now because the post has already spread the highly saturated version around, so even if i change the og it'll still be like that in all the reblogs. BUT i can do you one better and just put the plain text here:

Who's That Supergirl? A brief guide to distinguishing the various holders of the Supergirl mantle in the Postcrisis era!

“There’s more than one...?”

•Indeed! Kind of like how there’s been a bunch of Robins, there have been a few Supergirls. They are:

•Kara Zor-El, precrisis edition

•Precrisis Kara was Linda Lee Danvers!

•Matrix (Mae Kent)

•Linda Danvers (an homage to Linda Lee Danvers)

•Cir-El (very briefly)

•Kara Zor-El, again (postcrisis edition)

•Postcrisis Kara is Linda Lang!

“Why are there so many Supergirls?!”

•During “Crisis on Infinite Earths”, the original Supergirl, Kara Zor-El, died.

•This is because DC wanted to relaunch Superman as the “Last Son Of Krypton” – no more other Kryptonians, no more Krypto the Superdog, no more of Clark’s boyhood as Smallville’s Superboy. (Look up the Byrne run on Superman if you’re curious about more!)

•However, “Supergirl” as a concept was still a character niche with potential. She could no longer be Kryptonian, but a female ally of Superman’s with similar powers could exist, in theory, especially as the mandate got more relaxed and Byrne left Superman books.

•Therefore: the first non-Kryptonian Supergirl appeared!

Matrix (Mae Kent)

•First introduced in Superman vol 2. #21 (“The Supergirl Saga” #1)

•From an alternate dimension where she was artificially created to be a hero, but her world died. She returned to the main universe with Superman.

•A shapeshifter made of “protoplasm” – she can turn invisible or take the shapes of other people, but shifting form takes a toll on her!

•Dated Lex Luthor (until she realized he sucked and then nearly murdered him! Go queen!)

•Supergirl from 1988 - 1996

Linda Danvers

•First introduced in Supergirl vol. 4 #1 (1996).

•Mae accidentally fused with a human girl named Linda Danvers while trying to save her life. She also gained the powers of an “Earth-born Angel”, including wings made of holy fire.

•(Lots of angel/demon stuff happens in Supergirl vol. 4. If that’s your jam, you might enjoy it!)

•At first, as a human, Linda has the form of Linda Danvers (a short brunette), but can transform into Supergirl (Mae’s taller, blonde form).

•(Yes, the Supergirl who goes to Dante’s Disco Inferno with Young Justice is Linda.)

Linda Danvers, Continued

•From Supergirl vol. 4 #51 (December 2000) onwards, Linda and Mae are no longer fused.

•Linda retains some powers of her own, but not as strong as they used to be, and no more of the angel stuff. She also no longer shapeshifts – she uses a blonde wig as Supergirl, but is shorter than she used to be.

•Linda’s powers are an homage to early iterations of Superman, who could not fly but could leap an eight of a mile, etc!

•This version of Linda wears the white crop-top costume!

Precrisis Kara (Surprise!)

•In Supergirl vol. 4 #75 (December 2002), due to dimension travel shenanigans, precrisis Kara’s rocket lands on postcrisis Earth, and Linda finds her!

•Precrisis Kara doesn’t stick around too long before she goes back to her own timeline, but she does make appearances in a couple other Superman and Superfamily-related comics at this time, alongside Kon-El and Linda.

•As a nod to the way Linda Danvers was an homage to Linda Lee Danvers (precrisis Kara’s human identity), when she returns to her own timeline, Kara says she likes the name Linda Danvers, and throws in “Lee” for “Leesburg”, the town Linda Danvers lived in.

Postcrisis Kara

•Linda Danvers retires from heroics in Supergirl vol. 4 (May 2003).

•Mirroring her precrisis origins, postcrisis Kara arrives in a rocket in Superman/Batman #8 (May 2004).

•The “Last Son” mandate is over – Kara Zor-El is Kal-El’s cousin, a fellow survivor of the destruction of Krypton.

•Kara is eventually taken in by Lana Lang, who offers to let her be her “niece”, Linda Lang.

•In her human disguise, she wears (the then-deceased) Kon-El’s glasses. 🥺

•Postcrisis Kara wears a blue crop-top costume!

Cir-El (Mia)

•First appears in “Superman: The 10¢ Adventure” (Jan. 2003)

•A human girl who is experimented on and given powers based on Superman’s genes, and told she is Superman’s daughter. She is sent back in time from the future to meet Superman.

•Her mind is split between Mia, the normal girl who resents Superman and what’s been done to her, and Cir-El, Supergirl, who has powers and believes Superman is her father (until Kelex runs some tests on her and confirms otherwise).

•She has a few adventures in Metropolis before ultimately realizing she is a pawn in a scheme by Brainiac 12 to take down Superman, and, horrified, destroys herself to ensure it never happens.

Thanks for reading! Here’s some of my favorite caps of the family with Supergirls! (Caps: 1: Cir, Traci 13, and Nat Irons asleep together. 2: Kon teaching Mae to play Magic The Gathering. 3: The Superfamily in "Superman Vs Darkseid: Apokolips Now!". 4: Lana Lang with her arm around Kara as Linda Lang.

[halfmyth]

𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘞𝘈𝘕𝘛 𝘛𝘖 𝘋𝘐𝘌 𝘍𝘖𝘙 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌. 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙇𝙒𝘼𝙔𝙎 𝙃𝘼𝙑𝙀.

(   evan mock  .  cis man  .  he/they  )       —       blasting  cool-doug, at night  by  sammy rae & the friends  down  main  street  we’ve  spotted  KIERAN “KIKI” AQUINO  sporting  their  pearl earring & pink buzzcut.  the  seventy-two (appears twenty-seven)  year  old  VAMPIRE  who’s  been  in  town  for  six years  often  can  be  seen  driving around town with rolled-down windows, crying during sad scenes in movies, trying new recipes,  or  working  as  an  SURGEON  at  PORTUM GENERAL.  people  say  they  display  good-humored  and  irreverent traits,  but  we  rather  trust  their  vibes:  the scent of salted ocean air, knowing that the sun is there even if you cannot see it, hearing someone whistle a song you forgot the name of, a dog running with a stick of dynamite between its teeth.  also,  we’ve  heard  they  love  SURFING, DISCO, & BIRDS !   aren’t  they  fascinating ?   

biography .

kieran is born in 1952 to two older parents who had, in their retirement, finally followed their dreams to move away from rigorous city living to a small coastal town in southern australia. his parents had all but given up on having children, and kieran's birth was a surprise, but not an unwelcome one. kieran ( better known as “kiki” ) had a happy upbringing, awash with love. it soon became apparent that he was a surfing prodigy. by the age of ten, he was competing in national competitions, winning multiple junior titles in the late 60s & early 70s. he disappeared from the sport in his mid-twenties, something that was seen as a shame but not too deeply investigated. most attributed his early retirement to an injury he sustained during a competition ( or out of it ). in reality, he fell in love with a merman @highertides. after realizing that his boyfriend was indeed immortal, not one to be outdone by fate, kiki went and got himself turned into a vampire. voluntarily. ah, young love.

extras .

has been in a committed relationship with his husband ( rui aquino ) for the last fifty years !!

while not entirely reckless, he's not opposed to taking risks. he doesn't often let his thoughts spiral, instead choosing to act first and deal with the consequences.

athletic & active ! still surfs at the crack of dawn and has probably run marathons before.

gets along with kids — maybe because he still is one at heart. lies to them about how old he is and where he is from. there are kids running around portum who think he’s a 500 year old vampire pirate.

was a part of melbourne's counterculture in the 70's.

on that note. lies for fun !! but it’s rarely malicious. very lame sense of humor. finds himself funny.

owns two caiques: razor and scooter. owns some pet fish as well.

this isn’t his first time in portum. he also briefly lived in town sometime in the 80’s(?), but left after a bit. probably to travel.

being a surgeon isn’t his first career path. only the truly bizarre and immortal would find med school to be a side quest, but that’s what being a surgeon is for him. it’s something he enjoys and finds interesting.

more tba !!

wanted connections .

SIRE . he would have been turned ~45 years ago (in 1979). not looking for anything super weighty or angsty here. while i’m more than open to a past negative relationship, maybe they have a mutual understanding now and kiki is more or less just an annoyance. or, maybe their relationship has more or less been positive for the past few decades, and your muse felt that it was refreshing that someone wanted the bite for a “pure” reason as opposed to wealth or power. — taken by seyfi mocan .

IMPRINT . people he’s taken under his wing !! i was mainly thinking younger vampires, but it could be other supernaturals. we could work out the particulars, but i feel like he’s the type to accumulate strays 😭

A LONG WAY BACK . long-term connections and/or people he’s met outside of portum !!

GROWING PAINS . a mentor/guide of sorts; someone older than kiki (90+) who's been someone he has confided in throughout the years. while kiki did consider the ramifications of being 27 forever, it's one thing to think you'll know what it's like and another to actually be faced with the reality of outliving friends, family, and the culture you grew up in. — taken by calahan macarthy .

+ super willing to brainstorm !!

[waluigistits]

I always forget discowing is pronounced disco-wing bc of the style i just call it dis-cow-wing but wtf does that even mean 😭

[kirabisan]

BRO IM SO DUMB I THOUGH DISCOWING WAS LIKE A FANCY WORD FOR UGLY OR SOMETHING😭😭😭 ITS SUPPOSED TO BE DISCO-WING GODDAMIIT😭

[sillygirlfun]

I have never seen welcome home or disco elysium or whatever game that Leon kennedy guy comes from but I'm LOVING your art sm <33 do you have any tips on inporvong at art or is it just a thing I have to wing through

THANK YOU SO SO MUCH FOR THIS LOVELY ASK!!! it warms my heart so much knowing my art is loved and admired even..

im still learning art every day and in fact ive only been doing digital art for barely 2 years now, with it only being a year since i got my screen tablet! however, digital or traditional my biggest tip (and its probably what your expect) is just practice! trial and error is how I've learned. but also - dont be afraid to experiment, branch out, try something new or something that may feel "out there".

and dont be afraid to draw inspiration! a lot of my art has culminated into a big pot full of other artists ive admired! id see how one artist draws noses and try to draw that similarly, how another draws eyes, face shapes, and just mash up all those features into my own art style. because when you take inspiration from how other artists do certain things, you in turn make them into your own as youre interpreting them! for me personally i also take a lot of inspiration from styles of 1950s-1970s ads with some of my art and that plays a big part in how i stylize people sometimes and my usage of texture and shapes! I LOVE TAKING INSPIRATION!!

additionally, dont be afraid to trace real life photos of people (think: stock photos! not other peoples art, please!). using real photos as almost a backbone to your art and building off of it can help a lot! i dont recommend tracing a full body straight on, because you do want to try and learn anatomy, but in the beginning it can help. sometimes if im REALLY struggling on the angle of an arm or a hand i will trace it, and then go over that hand again to make it closer to how id draw it and not as 1-to-1 realism. i will also alter the anatomy sometimes to fit my more cartoony style because it just looks better for what im doing.

those are some things that i do that help me a lot but in my eyes im still a beginner and am learning with each piece I post!!! one big area im still trying to figure out is color..... 😭

(ALSO! if you like video games.. i highly recommend disco elysium 110% best game ive played.)

[magica-est-in-aerem]

My favorite emojis (and ones that keep disappearing from my phone as of late)

In no particular order:

🩷 (My fav color, and shade)

🩵 (very pretty light blue)

🩶 (love the grey heart, good for dying love analogy)

🤭 (I love gossip)

🫥 (I have social anxiety, v good for analogies)

🫢 (refers to the hand over mouth meme) ((😲🫢))

🤫 (I am a gossip and sneaky)

🤐 (keep quiet about my sneaky)

🥴 (I like to be goofy sometimes)

🥹 (I am sensitive)

🥲 (sometimes for irony, sometimes unironically)

😶‍🌫️ (re: I am sneaky)

🫠 (sometimes, you feel like melting)

🫡 (sarcastic 'sir-yes-sir')

🥸 (re: re: I am sneaky)

🫨 (I am shookith)

😵‍💫 (re: I am shookith)

😮‍💨 (frustrating)

💙 (I like the blue heart, means no hetro)

🤔 (after the end of every question) ((yes it makes the gc annoyed))

🤗 (happy for someone else)

🥱 (Tired)

😪 (Sleepy)

🤤 (Hungry)

🤨 (when you have no idea how to respond, but what to show what you're feeling)

🧐 (re: 4x I am sneaky, and follow with: I am lurking)

🤯 (Mind Blown)

😲 (re: I am shookith, also the meme from earlier) ((😲🫢))

😵 (re: 4x I am shookith, sometimes the amount of shookith differs)

❤️‍🩹 (my heart gets sad sometimes)

❤️‍🔥 (my heart gets ANGRY sometimes) ((I know that's not what it means, but that's what I choose to use it as))

❣️ (sometimes, you be bleeding love)

💞 (this is one of my fav emojis unironically)

💗 (I use this emoji all the time)

💖 (how to show my love is sparkling today)

💕 (my second favorite emoji of all time)

🌈 (obvs)

✨ (I like sparkling)

🦊 (re: 5x I am sneaky, also I think foxes are cool)

🫏 (donkey kick, need I say more? 🤔)

🦫 (ppl say I look like a beaver 😭) ((I stand by it))

🦦 (my family likes otters, so I text one to them sometimes)

🪽 (wings, idk I just use em sometimes)

🪶 (1 killigram of steel vs 1 killigram of feathers) ((iykyk))

🐦 (I have birds, I use this emoji to refer to them)

🐦‍⬛ (fun funky little guy)

🦤 (reminds me of ice age, top ten funniest birds to quote from the movie) ((the LaSt MeLoN))

🦢 (to express how enraged I am feeling in the moment)

🦩(pretty pink bird)

🦭 (I love seals, my great grandma always wore a seal necklace that my mom now has, v pretty)

🪼 (I like jellyfish)

🪸 (coral is pretty to look at, I like the emoji)

🐞 (I like ladybugs, I am also a lady, and I like to bug, hence: the ladybug)

🍓 (I love strawberries, my favorite fruit)

🍒 (I hate cherries, one of my least favorite fruits)

🍎 (my nickname)

🫐 (my mom's favorite fruit, I use this emoji to ask if she wants any)

🫚 (I use ginger root to make ginger limeade, so I will text this as a last minute addition to the groceries list)

🫘 (me and the boys at 2am looking for BEANS) ((iykyk))

🍔 (I like burgers)

🧀 (even though I am lactose intolerant, I will NEVER give up on cheese)

🍟 (re: I like burgers) ((you can't have a burger without fries))

🌮 (I like tacos)

🌯 (I like burritos, one of my favorite foods)

🍰 (I like strawberry cake, one of my favorite cake flavors)

🍯 (I like honey, add it to my beverages)

🧋 (I like boba tea)

🫙 (I like jars)

🫗 (sometimes, in outta juice) ((literally and metaphorically))

🧭 (I, too, own a compus unironically)

🎉 (I like to celebrate)

🎊 (re: I like to celebrate)

🎀 (re: re: I like to celebrate, also I like bows)

🪩 (I like disco music, if I wasn't so bad at roller skating I would go to a roller rink all the time in 70's attire and live out my fantasies, but alas)

🕯️(I like candles)

💄 ( I like makeup, not just on myself, other girls too) ((I am a lesbian, if that wasn't obvious))

👠 (I like heels, not just on myself, others too) ((re: I am a lesbian))

👛 (I have a small pink change purse just like this one irl)

💌 (reminds me of a love letter, I like this emoji)

💋 (I love lipstick print everything, tattoos, pattern, everything) ((re: re: I am a lesbian))

🏳️‍⚧️ (trans rights are human rights, duh)

🏳️‍🌈 (obvs)

That's the end of my emoji tour. Hope you enjoyed. 😘

[racingliners]

F1 Re-Watch 2022: Round 13 - Hungary

Alrighty, here we go again. I think I’m halfway through the season now? (as in, the races that had Seb, soz Bahrain & Saudi). Anyway, I don’t remember much from this race bc I was still reeling from Seb’s retirement but I’m pretty sure Verstappen won so... woo

(Please let there be Seb and Bono sightings to make up for it 🤞)

I’ve actually had to mute the replay when the intro’s on bc I’ve heard it so much at this point 😭 Like the F1 theme is fine, it’s just not The Chain

I am obviously still watching the intro, bc Seb looks pretty in it

I’m sorry what... GEORGE IS ON POLE???

????????

how tf did he drag the W13 into pole????

ugh Seb in P18 whyyyyyyy 😭

Red Bull’s in 10th and 11th?????? What happened during Quali?????

Right hopefully I’ll process all that before the start

oh god there’s raindrops on the cameras.

Starting this at quarter to eleven at night is looking like A Mistake™️

[Formation Lap]: And the RBRs are going off the grid like snails because????

Oh they’re running new power units. Should mean that they should be running like snails, but anyway

TEEEEEEEEEEED (Yes, I watch all the replays on F1 TV in the International feed for Ted crumbs)

[Start/Lap 1]: Russell gets a surprisingly good start considering how long he was sat on the grid while the tail end cars lined up.

The Ferraris are looking zoomy though

rip Albon’s front wing endplate

[Lap 2]: and a wild VSC appears

oof debris all over turns 2/3. lads.

Lewis jumping both Alpine’s at the start?? iconique

[Lap 3]: aaaaand we’re green

Seb up into P16!!!! I’ll take it!!!

So, how are Ferrari going to mess up having P2 and P3 then???

It is a very sorry state of affairs that I’m just expecting Ferrari to mess up, but alas. Clowneria Ferrari reigns supreme.

[Lap 4]: idk if I want to call it racing but, the cars all seem to be following each other pretty well, but idk if anything is going to come from it. But it makes a change from all the massive gaps between the cars in France

[Lap 5]: and as I say that, Verstappen passes Alonso

...I’m just going to acknowledge Fernando asking for team orders and move on

[Lap 6]: Why did we cut from Kevin v Dan to Perez v Alonso???? I want my midfield spice!!!

I mean I know Alpine are a midfield team, but whatever

[Lap 7]: “Dry for the next half hour” idk if I want to trust that Mr Engineer

Meanwhile the Red Bulls are carving their way past the Alpines.

SEB INTO P15!!!! Hanging onto every single crumb I can

[Lap 8]: Bold of Crofty to assume Ferrari are going to be smart with their strategy to even think of trying a one stop. That’ll only happen if they just forget about Charles and Sainz

[Lap 10]: Lewis catching Lando 👀

ayyyyy Lewis has a rainbow helmet!!!!! 🌈✨

brief disgruntled Toto sighting. I feel you bud I don’t want to endure Lewis v Verstappen either 😭

Euros Crofty. The Lionessesses were competing in the final of the Euros. smh.

Anyway F1.

[Lap 11]: Norris v Lewis v Verstappen. I am unwell and not in a good way.

[Lap 12]: Yeahhhhh Lewis into P4 on the inside of turn 1. noice.

Seb watch: up into P14!!!

[Lap 14]: Now Charles hinting for team orders. Chaos children.

Cut to the Ferrari pitwall, I’m surprised they didn’t start playing clown music.

(Sorry to any Tifosi I assure you it’s coming from a place of utter disappointment)

[Lap 15]: oh god incoming Ferrari on Ferrari violence I don’t want

anyway people are starting to make their stops, Seb included, he’s out in P17.

Oh and so does Russell and Verstappen.

[Lap 17]: everybody do the pit stop shuffle!! *70s Disco music plays in the background*

[Lap 19]: cut to some focused Merc engineers

Hello Mr Merc mechanic 👋

[Lap 20]: I can only assume we’re already on Lap 20 bc the Hungaroring is so short bc the race is starting to drag a little bit.

[Lap 21]: “What do you do if you’re Ferrari?” I know Crofty was asking about strategy, but we do not have enough laps remaining to properly answer that question.

The RBR pitwall being immensely unbothered about Leclerc’s stop really sums up the 2022 season in a nutshell 😭

[Lap 22]: anyway, Seb watch: back into P14 after the pitstop shuffle!!!

[Lap 23]: oh jeez not live chat from the Ferrari pitwall. idk if I’m strong enough.

wsfuhaeuh nvm the connection either went or he’s just not answering.

[Lap 24]: oh not Dan picking his way past the Alpine squabble dvuhedsauh king shit

oh yes please replay that it was so funny

[Lap 25]: ah we are hearing from Binotto on the pitwall

SEB SIGHTING!!!!!

It was two seconds of the Number 5 Aston but I’m taking it with both hands

[Lap 27]: Leclerc into Russell’s DRS range 👀

oh god first mention of Seb’s retirement fuck off Crofty 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Lap 28]: ohhhhhh Charles trying the outside of turn 2 on Russell

(Seb watch: P12 BABY!!!!!)

[Lap 29]: don’t cut to the pitwall show me the cars!!

(yes that even includes stressed Toto, there is stuff! happening! on! track!!!!)

[Lap 30]: ahhh so nearly on the inside of turn 2 and the outside of turn 4. Charles please think of my nerves.

This is fun to watch though

[Lap 31]: CHARLES GOES ROUND THE OUTSIDE OF TURN 1!!!!!

Yeah. That was hot. sorry not sorry.

and SEB PASSES ALONSO FOR P11!!!!!!

ugh down the inside of turn 1. NICE.

[Lap 32]: Ah. so much F1 tech, but sometimes you just gotta stick your hand out into the air and see if it’s wet or not. A Serious Sport™️

“It shouldn’t get any worse, famous last words” I find it so funny that commentators are aware of the Commentator’s Curse.

[Lap 35]: Half distance klaxon!!

I’m nether underwhelmed, overwhelmed, or even whelmed. It’s... a race I guess???

Seb onboard as he chases Esteban. And goes wide. It’s okay Seb I still adore you.

Livery watch: Aston Martin preeeeeeeetty 😍👌

[Lap 37]: So apparently the hard tyres aren’t working. Watch Ferrari use them at their second stop.

[Lap 38]: Oh no. There’s more raindrops on the cameras.

SEB PASSES OCON FOR P10!!!!!! 😭🙌

If I had a penny everytime Seb passed an Alpine on the inside of turn 1, I’d have two pennies. AND I LOVE IT.

[Lap 40]: Oh no Ferrari did pit Charles onto the hards I DIDN’T WANT TO BE RIGHT 😭

circus music

[Lap 41]: So Verstappen goes from P10 to P1 thanks to a combo of strategy, and OP car, and Ferrari clowning. Sounds about right.

oh. he spun.

[Lap 43]: Considering how pissed Charles was at his tyres, I don’t think he’s suddenly back in the race Crofty.

(I miss Alex Jacques comms SO MUCH. The things I do for Ted).

[Lap 45]: Well, the battle was tasty while it lasted.

Don’t hurt yourself trying to understand Ferrari’s clownery Crofty. Just call them fools and move on.

[Lap 46]: Lewis catching Sainz 👀

[Lap 47]: ahhhh AM doing the double stack

Pitstop shuffle 2 electric boogaloo! *80′s synth blares in the background*

Nooooo not Dan on Lance violence 😭 BOYS

[Lap 50]: Lance passes Dan and Seb passes Zhou. My lads!!! 💚

Team Green here to make passes into turn 1 and look gorgeous while doing so.

[Lap 51]: George catching Charles like it’s almost nothing. I will be taking a sledgehammer to those hard tyres. 

And Seb passed Dan into turn one for P12. niiiiice

[Lap 54]: And George goes round the outside of turn 1 to take P2.

They’re pitting Charles again. 🥲

I once again support Charles rights to burn shit down.

[Lap 55]: Bono I love you but please don’t mention anything about light rain I don’t want to hear it.

Yes, it would make the race spicy, but it would also make me stressed and it’s 25 to 1 in the morning as I watch this.

[Lap 57]: Lewis fastest lap!!! we love to see it!!!

oh yes please let’s manifest another Merc double podium. George and Lewis dragging the W13 kicking and screaming as they should.

[Lap 59]: oh not Mattia leaving the pitwall and walking to the back of the Ferrari garage. I think he figured out he just lost his job.

[Lap 60]: Nooo this was Bernie Collins’ last race with Aston?! We’ll miss you queen!!! 

[Lap 62]: Binotto watch: He’s back on the pitwall. Maybe he just needed a cathartic yell at the back of the garage.

oh yeah Lewis v Sainz let’s go!!!

[Lap 63]: And he makes the move down the main straight. NICE.

Angela’s proud happy clapping is a mood.

Oh Lance takes Bottas on the outside of turn 1??? NICE

oh fuck not Seb on Lance violence for P10 again. HELP.

[Lap 64]: Merc on Merc violence happening behind AM on AM violence. I’m not strong enough.

Oh Lewis with the switcheroo 👌

cut to the Astons, please play nice fellas.

[Lap 67]: SEB INTO P10 EVERYBODY MOVE

THAT’S MY BOYYYYYYYYYY 😭🙌💚

And Lewis on track for his 5th podium in a row. That’s my Kings!!!!

[Lap 68]: Oh no Bottas��� Alfa went poof.

[Lap 69]: Poor Charles’ suddenly worrying about his car. Lad’s gone from championship leader to being traumatised by reliability. 

IT’S RAINING?!

FUCK

screaming crying etc

[Lap70/Finish]: DRS disabled so it’s actually raining raining

*distressed yelling*

all while Seb’s chasing down Ocon.

LEWIS P2!!!!!!! SEB P18 TO P10, THAT’S MY BOYS 🖤💚

And fastest lap 👌

And he takes the record for most laps led a circuit. Legend behaviour.

Well... idk how I feel about that race tbh. There was some really good bits and kinda dull bits. The battles we had were good, but it again felt more of a strategy race than anything else. So a solid 6 front wings out of 10. Next race: Belgium!

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wtf is wrong with me 😭