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thank fuck we have fanfiction. like truly where would we even be
#*mine#mona rambles#been sorting my tbr tonight (i have a system hush) and like. YES so much to read so little time but also just#an absolute banquet in front of me at all times. i love you ao3 i love you writers i love you fandom. mwah#also between this and catching up on my bookmarks/read fic system (HUSH)#did make me realise just how fucking deep i'm in the curufinrod brainrot and like. man. it's#bad#absolute disaster elves my beloveds but also good fucking lord
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I feel genuinely bad for the Umbrella Academy cast right now- especially David, Aidan, and Ritu. Like the whole cast who spent years on these characters and the world got the most upsetting ending with no resolution after a season of disjointed plot and lost characterization. Then David specifically said he was upset about how Diego was treated in this season, Aidan said weâre all going to hate Five (I canât that ainât Five thats an imposter) and saw a character he grew up playing get demolished, and Ritu had Lila being used as a prop piece bc Blackman decided Five âneeded romanceâ and just had to wait until Aidan was legal and used a six year jump to make it ok.
#tua spoilers#tua s4 spoilers#tua s4#how the writers who made s1 could make s4 is insane to ME#but I could tell they had strong plot for 1st season and then just decline from there s2 is fairly good but s3 I already thought had so many#issues just for s4 to be a disaster
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i couldn't care if y/n killed a man or is some reincarnated deity or works a job i have zero knowledge about, but if the fic starts to feel a bit too american i'm so taken out of it
#why are they going to walmart! in rural japan?? why are they having a prom at the end of their highschool year! who gave oikawa a gun!#no shade obvsly i just think it's really funny actually. sometimes it's so easy to pinpoint where a writer is from based on their fics#in all honesty i will close the tab on them when it gets too much (normal reaction to not liking something online btw more should to that)#while with y/n it's like. okay lets go fucking wild PLEASE put me in a situation as a reader#'i wouldn't say that' but now i do and i'm loving it. i need more of it. i'm taking notes i'm in the moment#let me experience the world through y/n eyes please idc if they're delusional or evil or a walking disaster#big fan of y/n with a personality. we as writers should make more of them#always makes me feel like i'm gaining a new bestie whenever i read a fic with a very specific y/n#i'm holding hands with all of them#-`âĄÂ´- tulip mail
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âYou need to do better.â
(This gets vitriolic, and is a full-blown criticism of Macaqueâs portrayal in Season Four and Five. If criticism of a character/franchise you like upsets you, I do not recommend reading.)
Wow. I had no faith in his character writing, and Iâm STILL disappointed.
And it only took one episode! How impressive!
Macaque, who has put in ZERO on-screen effort to become a better person or make amends to his victims, is criticizing Wukong for being a bad mentor! And does Wukong criticize him back? NOPE!
After getting screamed at and berated, does Wukong defend himself? NOPE!
Ooh, but there was a second long reference in a dual yelling match that mentioned that Macaque was a genuinely bad person who took glee in hurting innocent people! Oh, fucking delightful! Ooh, Wukong even points out in one episode that Macaque goes without consequences!
Pointing out a flaw in your writing does not make it less of a flaw.
Macaque will always be allowed to do whatever he wants to anyone he wants- power theft, attempted murder, insults, deceit, assault-
And the narrative and characters will never hold him accountable or force Macaque to look inwards or become a better person.
Macaque will always fall upwards into redemption without any obstacles or pushback.
There will never be a struggle to goodness with a satisfying conclusion. There will never be a moment where falters in his newfound goodness and questions going back to his old ways. There will never be explicit remorse or regret. He will never have deep introspections on his crimes and atrocities that provide a reason for him to want to change.
The sum of his âarcâ will always be âyou were a good guy all alongâ, and that lack of depth is where it will stay.
RIP Seasons 1-3 Macaque. You were fun and interesting and cool and lovable.
But the man they replaced you with was destined to be a boring and brooding âanti-heroâ who has no real connection to the actions you selfishly and violently performed with your own two hands-
And you will always be a less interesting character for it.
The execution of the actual arc boils down to a single heroic (but ultimately self-serving) moment and then Macaque is immediately forgiven for all the crimes heâs committed and is a magically better person without any effort and nothing heâs done is ever brought up again.
It severely weakens any characterâs arc to cut them off from their past actions. If MK forgot his traumas every season instead of carrying them forward- weâd all agree that doing so was a case of poor writing.
It was the reason that people disliked Meiâs portrayal in Season Four- she immediately moved on from the Samadhi Fire arc and âno longer wielded itâ after spending a whole season gathering and learning to use it.
Why canât we agree that itâs bad for Macaque, too?
You canât âdevelopâ a character by dropping an entire plotline and writing it off with one line.
You canât âredeemâ a character by pretending that they were a good person right from the start.
Sorry, bud.
I really did like you. I just wish I could like your writing.
ââââââ
And, what is more clear to me now than ever?
People only defended Macaqueâs shitty writing because they think heâs hot.
I know this now, because I��ve seen white-hot Li Jing arc hatred from fervent Macaque arc defenders.
So we all agree that an âI didnât really mean it!â isnât an excuse to abuse the people around you? That you donât get to mistreat innocent people just because youâre stressed and upset?
Hmmm.
Hmmmmmmm.
I wonder why people despise Jing for his dogshit âone nice thing redeems all your bad actionsâ arc but love Macaque for his??
(Because they think the monkey is hot.)
The funny thing, though?
Li Jing apologizes to at least one of the victims of his actions. He expresses regret and remorse.
Macaque doesnât even have that.
ââââââ
Anyways hereâs a line that I hate because Macaque has in no way developed enough to have the right to deliver it-
AND NO, SUDDENLY HAVING AN AFFINITY FOR PERFORMING KIND OR SACRIFICIAL ACTS IS NOT GOOD CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
HIM MAGICALLY OFFSCREEN BECOMING A GOOD PERSON WHO CARES ABOUT INNOCENT LIFE IS NOT GOOD CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
IF ALL IT TAKES TO âBE BETTERâ IS ACTING LIKE A HERO, WUKONG IS LITERALLY A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER OF A PERSON THAN HE IS
THIS LINE IS DOGSHIT
âYou need to do better.â
Really, Macaque? Maybe you should take your own damn advice- try apologizing to one of the people you tried to hurt and tried to murder in cold blood!
Like when you trapped MK under his staff after stealing his powers and tried to murder him when he was helpless?
Or when you kidnapped MKâs friends and tortured the kid by forcing him to fight them?
Or you led a violent assault against a palace full of innocent people?
Or violently beat his dear friends until they were screaming in pain?
Or assaulted Tang, who posed no threat to you?
Or threatened to murder an innocent girl if you didnât get your way, then ran away (and encouraged MK to abandon her) first thing when it put her into a life-threatening meltdown of raw power?
(Isnât it cool how NONE of these people have interesting or varied reactions to him doing this and ALL immediately are cool with him like a gelatinous hivemind.)
(Oooh ONE mildly questioning line from Pigsy but no anger over his adoptive son nearly being killed multiple times over)
(Isnât it cool that no one has complex or interesting thoughts on this.)
(Isnât it cool that by robbing them of unique feelings on the matter they robbed Macaque and the Monkie Kids of compelling and interesting interactions that couldâve helped flesh out their personalities and strengthen their characterization.)
(Isnât it cool that Macaque and the Monkie Kids are actively denied intriguing character dynamics so Macaqueâs shitty âredemption arcâ can happen faster.)
(Isnât that cool.)
Why donât YOU do better, Macaque?
(In a way that is more satisfying than âone kind-hearted speech from a kid that I tried to murder changed my mind and now I am a better person but all my character development happened offscreen and without personal introspectionâ, at least.)
Also what the fuck do you mean by âdo betterâ?
Be heroic and put your life in danger? He already does that! Heâs done it more than you have!
Just tell MK that heâs not alone? YOU COULD DO THAT YOURSELF, MACAQUE!
Help MK with his traumas and fears? MK doesnât tell anyone about those! He keeps them bottled up, lock and key, and actively refuses attempts to help!
Wukong TRIED to reach out to him, and MK PUSHED HIM AWAY! Was he supposed to tie the fucking kid down and torture the information out of him?
He respected MKâs boundaries by not pushing any further and letting him leave!!
WHY IS THAT A BAD THING??
What the fuck, man
#Lego Monkie Kid#LMK#Lego Monkie Kid Season Five#LMK Spoilers#Lego Monkie Kid Spoilers#LMK Analysis#LMK Critical#Sun Wukong#Macaque#Please prove me wrong Season Six#I want people to look back on this post and laugh at me#I fucking hate not liking things#I want to be wrong when I say things are bad#But Iâm starting to⌠not like Monkie Kid?#Because I like LMK and JTTW!!!#And I like Sun Wukong!#But LMK is starting to feel like Beowulf (2007) where the creator actually hated the original work#And now it feels like the writers just want to shit in Wukong by making him a walking disaster who does everything wrong#And Iâm worried that Macaque will be what the fandom wants him to be- a perfect precious baby victim who does no wrong#And Sun Wukong will forever be a âmistakeâ who is punished again and again and again#While the Bullfam and Macaque get away scot-free with all their crimes and no punishment#Anyways if the writers AND the fandom could stop treating Sun Wukong like a fucking punching bag#That would be nice
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so for obvious reasons, rye is not generally all that popular with most of the senior watchers. however. I think there is a certain type of younger watcher to whom he is The ultimate hot badboy icon and fantasy. (we're talking about a group of extreme indoor kid goth nerds who've barely been outside. it doesn't take a lot ot achieve bad boy status in this context and the only thing in this world that lasts forever is a bad reputation in a small insular group like the watchers.) it's SO funny because rye thinks of himself as such a disappointing fuckup of a son of the grand necropolis. and meanwhile there are novices kicking their feet and giggling as they're like
'Ingellvar is so cool. no one knows where he's from he was found down here as a baby. mysterious orphan appeal. he could be a secret dalish prince or something for all we know. (*annoyed extra nerd watcher novice voice*: umm actually the dalish don't have princes, merrivar?? read a real book sometime maybe???) he's a rebel. he doesn't care what the senior watchers think no time for politics he just gets the job done. (*small sad rye voice* I care a lot what the senior watchers think actually. a pathetic amount, in fact. it just rarely seems like it helps anything at all) I heard he graduated almost top of his class even though he spent all his time as a student partying up in the city and having a torrid affair with the son of a noble family. sometimes in his spare time he wears a cool punk leather jacket but like the fantasy version of that. he has tattoos apparently but no one's seen them for years. yuh-uh it's true too, I know someone who knows someone he dated once. they say he saw a knife fight once. like, in a bar brawl, with living people. all that, and he's even sneakily emotionally unavailable. *starry-eyed sigh* what a dreamboat'.
needless to say this only grows worse with the events of the game, after he takes out the formless one and rumours start to spread that he maybe killed a god or something too???? and this being nevarra, more importantly he's out there killing dragons with his sworn companions?? like a fucking fairytale prince but with that devil-may-care rebellious streak???? he's the safely unavailable first crush at a distance of many a young watcher. now imagine the reaction when he shows up home for the first time in a year after the war of the banners accompanied by The one true bad boy fantasy to rule them all: literally the sad brooding crown prince of the crows of antiva in leather pants who has WINGS and a dark tortured side of his nature that he has to constantly battle against for the sake of those he loves.
(the perception vs. reality situation for both of these characterizations is. so unspeakably hilarious needless to say. consider how much of the above lucanis characterization is accurate to the person he actually is and then you've basically found the level of distortion lens being applied to rye as well. is most of it technically true? sure. 'technically' is having to do a whole world of heavy lifting there tho fhdfska)
what I'm really saying here is that there is a subsection of this group that's been ferociously writing rye/lucanis rpf from the moment they were seen trotting down into the necropolis depths together (other pairings within the lighthouse gang as a whole, caught in tantalizing glimpses as they visit the necropolis, of course having their own devotees), and when this fandom subgroup eventually discover they were right it's with all the insane glee of a sixteen year old fanfic writer on wattpad (is that still where the kids are these days. idk i'm getting old folks) finding out that their dark mafia prince AU is basically true. varric might be gone but the legacy of friendfiction lives on after him. the king of thedas rpf being the shoulders of titans that young watchers are standing on to write fevered WILDLY inaccurate depictions of the private life of two of the most low-key domestic quietly devoted and undramatic people on the continent, one of them being varric's own poor little meow meow slash mentee, is something that can actually be so personal. rye does not end up terribly famous in the end considering the shit he manages to get done in this game, and he thanks his lucky stars for it. but to a tight-knit community of mourn watch fic writers he is blorbo from my apocalypse. it's all I could have wished for him.
(funniest possible outcome of all this: myrna gets so fucking tired of trying to understand what the novices are being so tittery about that she asks rye 'watcher ingellvar with the realization that this is a long shot and the admission that vorgoth and I have exhausted all other avenues of investigation: do you possess secret insight about what an 'x reader' is. and also 'ship war'. your name seems to come up in this context a surprising amount'. 9000000 points of incoming psychic damage about to hit the fan.)
#all the bellara/rye shippers devastated at rookanis reveal of course. (no basis in anything whatsoever rye and bellara? no vibes)#rye did date the spoiled youngest son of a noble house for a while in his twenties and it was Pretty Bad! not great times#*rye voice* you know I think I like this spin on 'I was a barely functioning alcoholic in an awful toxic relationship#helplessly watching my life fall apart even as I was the one actively tearing it to pieces' a lot better too#can I borrow it. my self delusions could use a fresh shine#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#lucanis dellamorte#rookanis#rook x lucanis#this idea came to me perfectly formed while out on a walk and I ugly laughed to myself the whole way home#again rye doesn't even feel like an oc he's just a guy who exists in thedas and his life is a farce#my only regret is that varric can't be around to laugh hysterically at this. he deserves to know what a mark he left in the world#he was many things to many people. friend. ex (level of divorce not always congruent with actual state of having been married). storyteller#occasional unwelcome tagalong. viscount of kirkwall for nearly a decade (oh yeah!). literary icon. merchant prince#friendly neighbourhood gangster and mother hen to the most contentrated group of disaster bisexuals on the planet#lover. hater. committed centrist (affectionate and derogatory). hawke's forever guy (deep queerplatonic intent)#but first foremost and always king and patron saint of the rpf writers of thedas. rest in peace bff of all time you did great
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NOCTIS DOMINIQUE VALWUFE, THE IRON BRUISER (character is a woman and butch lesbian, she/he!!)
Noctis is well known as the "Iron Bruiser" throughout the city of Haderia. She is a charismatic and confident gorilla animan. She can be quite audacious at times, though don't let that sassy, playful attitude fool you. She often puts on a front of being loud and rambunctious to shield her true nature. In truth, Noctis is a very angry animan. Her rage has led her down more unsavory paths, so she withholds it behind charisma and spunk. In addition, she can be very loyal, kind, and even loving, though she often doesn't know how to express this more often than not... She doesn't have many friends, but she doesn't mind. Despite that she is a micro-celebrity in the largest city in Eaderix, Noctis was born and raised far from Haderia. Originally, she was born in the South in the countryside town, Riverdrift. Noctis left her estranged family behind in hopes of carving a new life for herself in Haderia, and that she did. From the day she arrived in the big city, Noctis used her bare hands to fight her way to the top. This unfortunately resulted in the loss of her arm, leading her to hesitantly gain her first cybernetic enhancement. This didn't hinder her, and instead led to her developing a unique fighting style that earned her the name of "Iron bruiser". To this day sheâs a dedicated fighter and knows how to put on a hell of a show for her audience. Despite losing her arm in a fight, she only came back stronger, further solidifying her name in the pits. Sheâs well known for wearing her opponents out before striking and is overall very theatric. To her, a fight is no different than putting on a show. Though, Noctisâs whole life isnât just about pit fighting. Sheâs very compassionate and known to have a big heart outside of the ring. When Noctis isnât fighting, she works at the cityâs inner gardens; an artificially landscaped area and a trove of all kinds of plants and fauna. Noctis loves taking care of plants and also has a fascination with music. When she isn't in the ring, she's working full time at the local gardens in Haderia. Gardens and parks are crucial to the "ecosystem" of the city, and by dedicating a chunk of her time to working with nature, Noctis has begun to work through her more violent emotions. She might even argue that she's more passionate about plant care than she is fighting.
after long last, noctis's reference is finally done! i intially wanted to complete her design in december, but there were some things i wanted to take some time to improve. now here she is, the iron bruisher in all her dashing, silver glory! alongside obasi, noctis is the secondary main character of an upcoming book i've been planning to write within my "blade in the city" world! blade in the city is a cyberpunk thriller novel about anthropomorphic animals in a post-human world, following obasi and her journey to find individuality. alongside her, noctis endures a journey of her own, and together cross a harrowing path to achieve peace.
#NOW MY DISASTER GORILLAS FINALLY HAVE PROPER REFS#noctis especially aghdfsj. this is her first actual ref and hopefully it will stay that way for a while bc y'all know me i love redesigning#noctis valwulfe#blade in the city series#anthro#anthro art#anthro oc#furry#furry art#butch#butch lesbian#gorilla#gorilla oc#character design#character art#oc#oc art#creature art#creature design#scifi#scifi art#indie writer#monster art#monster artist
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Sometimes I get so genuinely confused at how some Hazbin fans consider it to be a phenomenal show. Thinking back on when it wasn't nominated for that Emmy. Like why are we surprised??? I have my own love-hate relationship with the show but no matter what I see through my rose colored glasses I'll always understand that it is a fundamentally poorly made show. Plenty of good building blocks (voice actors, animators, song writers, composers, etc.) used to make a structural disaster of a building. Is that not. Obvious to us all
I mean these are the same people who when confronted with Vivienne's terrible actions will plug their ears and keep on sucking her dick like there's no tomorrow so it's no surprise they do the same thing with her show
#sorry I've seen one two many posts kissing at Viv's feet and praising her like she's the goddamn second coming#even though she's at best a bad writer and disaster to work under and at worst a huge fucking biggot#(.....this reminds me of the Quackity situation. like are we all. we're all just gonna ignore the broken labor laws huh. ok)#they will never make me like you white woman#won't main tag this because I'm feeling nice#vivziepop critical#hazbin critical#hazbin hotel critical#words
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I cannot explain how much I DON'T want a live action Ninjago movie
#Lego is part of the appeal#and we all know how the internet#there will be wars foight over the race of the actors#it scares me#i cant trust it not to suck#going to be cgi mess or something if theu do spinjitsu and ill be mad if they dont cuz its such a big part of ninjago#even just the plot worries me#cant trust it#apparently its the writers for the first 10 seasons which is good#but again going from a lego cartoon show to a live action movie will be a disaster#im calling it now istg#ninjago#ninjago news#ninjago movie#ninjago live action
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I can't think of a title for these clone wars headcanons
Ahsoka does this thing that never fails to get a laugh out of the people around her and itâs the fact that she calls herself an angel whenever someone calls her out for doing something bad or reminds her of something sheâs done sheâll look around before going âWho me? Iâm an angelâ
Which has the whole group bent over laughing hysterically sometimes theyâre able to choke out a sentence that sounds like âJedi arenât supposed to lieâ or something along those linesÂ
So Iâve had this idea for a while but I feel like something along the lines of sign language would be necessary for the troops to know if theyâre on a stealth missionÂ
And even tho the Jedi donât need to sign with each other itâs kind of common practice for them to learn some to communicate with the troops
Some signs can differ from troop to troop but theyâre close enough that theyâre easy to understand and itâs very rare that the other troop will get confusedÂ
Sometimes those signs will leak off the field and into their day-to-day lives most of the time the troops will use signs to be kind to their Jedi who have migraines after a difficult battle but the signs are used the most around Anakin
I feel like it would be pretty easy for Jedi to get overstimulated especially if theyâre as powerful as Anakin so itâs not uncommon for him to go nonverbal after a battle or if heâs in a force rich place
If heâs only kind of overwhelmed heâll use Ahsoka and Obi-Wan as his interpreters and talk through their bonds but sometimes even that is too much so signs like âpleaseâ âthank youâ âsorryâ âhungryâ âthirstyâ âmoreâ or âIâm okayâ become pretty commonplace
Itâs not enough to hold an in-depth conversation but that usually works in Anakinâs favor because drawn-out conversations tend to make him nonverbal for longer periods
When Anakin Ahsoka and Obi-Wan are stressed it shows up when theyâre asleepÂ
Anakin sleep talks whenever heâs even slightly worried about something heâs woken poor Ahsoka and Obi-Wan up more times than the duo can count by saying stuff like âHey hey are you awake?â while heâs out like a light
It freaks the duo out because heâs weirdly eloquent in his sleep bro is holding entire conversations do those conversations make sense to anyone but him? No but theyâre conversations nonetheless
Ahsoka sleepwalks it doesnât matter what happens during the day if it even slightly stresses her out sheâs up and out of bed the second sheâs slightly asleep it scared the force out of Anakin the first time she sleepwalked in their quarters because she was just standing over him menacinglyÂ
The first time Obi-Wan was introduced to Ahsokaâs sleepwalking was during a sleepover that the trio was having and he had just drifted off to sleep when he heard the buzz of two lightsabers in the other room
Both he and Anakin walked into the kitchen to find Ahsoka standing with her sabers activated she wasnât in a fighting stance by any means so they could easily disarm her but all Anakin did was ask âYou want water snips?â and she nodded while holding out her sabers which he easily grabbed
Only after Ahsoka had a nice glass of water and laid back down did Obi-Wan ask questions the main one being âIs that normal?â and Anakins replies âWell the sabers are newâ like someone talking about the weatherÂ
It wasnât until morning that the trio discovered Anakin and Ahsokaâs kitchen table was cut in half the togruta was incredibly apologetic but Anakin was just impressed that she managed to do it without waking them
Normally Obi-Wan snores like a lawn mower but when heâs stressed he grinds his teeth the real kicker is he grinds them so hard that itâs just as loud as the snoring and the only difference is the poor man wakes up with a sore locked jaw
One time Anakin heard a shiny say that they could never tell what Ahsoka was thinking and the other commented that sheâs âlike a vaultâ which had him doubled over in almost painful laughterÂ
When one of them finally gained the courage to ask him what was so funny he just said âIf you wanna know what sheâs thinking look at her faceâ and heâs not wrong girly has the most expressive face itâs like looking at glass
But the people who love her hope that trait never changes cause thereâs nothing quite like seeing her face twist as she has to talk to some dirtbag or light up when she gets a complimentÂ
Recently I got some ideas when it comes to Clone Wars characters and baking
Anakin is one of the best damn cooks in the galaxy heâs also really good at making a meal out of virtually nothing itâs scary impressive but on the other hand the man canât bake for shit
Cause with cooking measurements arenât really needed in fact on Tatooine people would scoff if you asked for them but itâs kind of the opposite for baking unless youâve been doing it for a very long time
So Anakin âJust pour it until it looks goodâ Skywalker hates baking with a burning passion which is funny because heâs got a sweet tooth the size of a gundark
Ahsokaâs only really used to cooking by Anakinâs side which results in her only really remembering half the recipe like girl can mince like no one else but she canât make a full dish without calling Anakin to ask for helpÂ
But baking is where this girl thrives she loves to bake and try new recipes which works out because Anakinâs the human equivalent of a garbage disposal with the aforementioned sweet tooth
Cody is pretty proficient at cooking and baking he doesnât do anything fancy and he doesnât really like doing either he mostly learned out of necessity cause
Obi-Wan and Rex canât cook or bake for shit and theyâre perfectly fine with that fact like theyâre a-ok with living off government rations if it means they never have to step foot in a kitchenÂ
Padme sweet angel lovely girl thinks she can cook and bake can sheâŚ.. No
But the thing is she tries so hard and puts her whole heart and soul into her cooking and baking so everyone tries to act like she can itâs the galaxies best kept secret and itâs one that everyoneâs happy to keep
There was one time when that secret was almost spilled on Ahsokaâs birthday when Padme offered to make her cake and no one could warn the poor girl cause that would spoil the surprise party
All Anakin could do to rectify the situation was buy a cake from his and Ahsokaâs favorite bakery and hide it in their quarters after the party
During the actual party Anakin pulled her off to the side to warn her just before the cake could be brought out and from an outsider's perspective it looked like a sweet moment between the siblingsÂ
But in actuality all was going on this âSoka you know how you said I was the best master you could ask forâ âYes I said it when I first walked in are you finally going senileâ âWell remember all that love when I ask you for the biggest favorâ âwhich is?â âPadme made your cakeâ âNoâ âAnd I need you to act like you love itâ âAnakin please if you love me at allâ âIf you love me youâll eat the cake and tell her you love it and once the parties over youâll get to eat your favorite cake in the whole wide worldâ
And they kind of just sit there and Anakin swears a few tears fall before Ahsoka says âFineâ and he hugs the everloving force out of her before they walk over to eat a slice of the galaxy's prettiest abominationÂ
#star wars#the clone wars#star wars clone wars#star wars headcanons#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#obi wan kenobi#padmĂŠ amidala#captain rex#commander cody#snips and skyguy#disaster siblings#disaster trio#I love them all dearly#they're the most dramatic family in existence#telenovela's wish they were them#writers block kinda kicked my ass this week#but I could feel the creative juices flowing as I edited this#I'll probably write a whole new one later today knowing me
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Struggle of the day as a writer
Coming up with smart plot twists no one will see coming and writing smart characters who figure out such plot twists as they go when you, the writer, can't even add and substract numbers without using their fingers and toes and every other possible body part???
Fml honestly
#The most stupid person alive writing about a character with 145 IQ#a disaster waiting to happen#and they say you don't have to be qualified to be a writer#even google can't help me#writer woes#writing funny#writer#writer struggles#aspiring writer#writerscommunity#books and reading#ao3 writer#creative writing#original character#writer memes#ao3#wattpad#writing
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So. Did you know there's a backstory to Dick's mullet?
Because there is.
Mirage convinced Dick to let her restyle him while she was impersonating Kori. Which he went along with, because Kori had been incredibly depressed for the last several weeks and nothing Dick said or did seemed to be helping her. Dick had pretty clearly hit the point where he was willing to do just about anything to make her happy again.
Which I know doesn't even begin to compare to the many other ways Mirage took advantage of him (trust me, I just read it,) but has made me hate the mullet jokes now, because that was not Dick's choice.
(I'm sure it's just a coincidence Dick's hair & costume came out of it looking a lot more like the future!Dick Mirage was pining over. Contrasts between future!Dick & the classic Discowing Dick was wearing in the arc right before this one below the cut.)
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Here's future!Dick...
....Aaaand Discowing.
Obviously, she somehow magically grew his hair out several inches. But even beyond that...
Look at the stripe shape & placement on the new suit, lining up with both future!Dick's stripes & his mesh armbands.
Look at the glove shape, going from a segmented gauntlet to a single elbow-length piece with a curved upper edge.
While Dick's boots are considerably less dramatic than his future self's thigh-highs, they are still much more strongly emphasized in Mirage's version of the costume.
While future!Dick has the diamond on his abdomen like Discowing, future!Dick's costume has much less detailing around his abdomen.
Discowing also isn't the one with a utility belt. A belt which just so happens to have the same insignia as future!Dick's shield. Weird that.
While neither of the prior versions have the little glider-cape, I would like to note it's something future!Dick probably could've gotten a lot of use out of, given the way his sidekick usually carried him around.
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So anyway, I have gone from being kinda tired of the mullet jokes to actively disliking them. Less jokes about the mullet, more jokes about the rat-tail please.
#Hmu if you wanna hear how FUCKING CREEPY Mirage was towards Dick before the writers decided that her treatment of him was funny actually.#Reading the whole Team Titans debacle feels like losing my goddamn mind.#(Justice for the Levine twins though; the change in writers did them so dirty and then they got erased from all of time.)#Also let me know if you want to hear about how Dick falling for Mirage's trick is 1000% believable actually given the circumstances.#I'm not adding it to this one because it would derail my main point & also involves my fucking nemesis: The Mid-Crisis Starfire Wedding Arc#//#dc mirage#teen titans#90s teen titans#90s titans#nightwing#dick grayson's mullet#nightwing's mullet#discowing#dick grayson#richard grayson#dick grayson's hair#dick grayson's fashion choices#dick grayson fashion disaster#nightwing dick grayson#nightwing!dick grayson#nightwing dick#nightwing!dick#Nightwing 95#dick grayson's rattail#dick grayson's ponytail#nightwing's ponytail#nightwing's rattail#batfam#batfamily
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To be fair, YMHW is a must reread during the holidays for me so I assume that everyone who loves this fic also does the same.
you are VERY kind and i have NO IDEA who this person is but i feel i owe both of you a batch of sugar cookies
#thank you! rereading is the highest form of flattery to me!#the âdash of spiceâ category made me snort laugh#first-time-non-fade-to-black-smut-writer me was so worried about it being too much#CLEARLY NOT lmao!#ask me things!#just-another-gay-disaster#YMHW#TikTok
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would love for a non viewer to explain this to me
#fridaynightlightsedit#fnledit#tim riggins#jason street#platonicsource#adaptationsdaily#dailytvfilmgifs#televisiongifs#brunettessource#mystuff#tim x jason#society if season 1 was an indie gay dramedy etc etc đ#like the writers were absolutely on one writing this scene lmao why would you have the say that!!!! like that!!!#jasons soooo happy all hes wanted this whole time is his boy bestie and now they get to go on an adventure together. whats better than this#and then of course disaster strikes cuz lyla cant mind her business and jason cant shut his heteronormative mouth!#we coulda had a real good life etc etc they make me sick
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In honour of finishing my hellish academic semester, I present to thee:
A Brief Introduction to 'In Pursuit of Daybreak'
First things first: What is In Pursuit of Daybreak?
A post-apocalyptic fantasy reimagining of the story of Hyacinthus and Apollo! Set in a world thrown into chaos after the sudden disappearance of The Radiant God, it follows three sons of the Radiant as they try their best to bring light back to the world.
Sons of the Radiant? Meet the leading men!
Aristaeus: A pastoral god and eldest of the brothers. Due to having a strained relationship with his venerated father, he is not exactly eager to track him down and have him return to clean up his mess. After being tricked by Asclepius however, he has only one choice: protect his brothers at all costs.
Orpheus: The grieving bard and second son; with the wounds of losing Eurydice still fresh, all his songs have become bitter sorrow. Coaxed by Asclepius to help restore the beautiful world Eurydice loved, Orpheus embarks on this journey in the hopes of rediscovering himself after his greatest loss.
Asclepius: The world's best healer and the youngest son; he is intent on healing the world of its ailment for the sake of his wife and children. Though others might curse his father for abandoning the world to the beasts of Erebus, Asclepius knows better and he will cure this malady even if it costs him his life.
(Hyacinthus: The long-dead lover. Slain by The Radiant's hand, he is a vengeful wraith brought back by Asclepius' dark medical rites. He too wishes to find the Radiant - not for love's sake but for the sake of his burning wrath.)
Genre?
In Pursuit of Daybreak is a fantasy/drama piece with strong romantic themes. It also has themes of family, sacrifice, self-discovery and death.
Production Status
I've been working on this project seriously for about two years! Despite not being historical fiction, I worked very hard on research and development of the concept and characters to retain an authentic feel of the mythology and traditions they come from. I'm still in the process of writing the novel but I also want to get in the habit of speaking openly and confidently about my work, so I definitely also want to talk more and more about my children and their adventures.
Thank you very much for reading this :D Any questions or comments about the concept or my interpretations of these characters is warmly welcomed. Have a wonderful day <33
#ginger rambles#ginger chats about greek myths#I finally decided to bite the bullet and actually post about it aaa#It's a very difficult thing for me to speak openly about myself so this is a very important first step for me#The tldr of this is that Hyacinth is a very angry zombie who is being ferried from place to place by his (ex) boyfriend's disaster children#Shoutout to Asclepius this man saw the world was ending and went "Yeah okay I will now break every divine law my father taught me#I've said before that I'm more a writer than an artist and I do sincerely mean that#I can't exactly promise drawings to introduce all of the boys because they won't be polished or fancy#But I'd definitely like to post some introductory writings for them#greek retelling#greek mythology#writing#writer on tumblr#hyapollo#apollo x hyacinthus#orpheus#asclepius#aristaeus#pursuing daybreak posting
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stardew valley elliott with a writer!teen!reader. who knows where their parents are? they literally just follow him around and now that's just... his kid, unofficially adopted. like yeah he just found this random teenager???? but he gets along well with them so he guesses he's a father figure now????? Post Now.
#aphelion speaks đ¸#idk why âpost nowâ has become funny for me but it's funny so now it gets to be at the end of some of my posts.#idk. he's funny i like him. Disaster Dad.#he's for the lgbtq+ people with no father (me) /HJ /LH#i'm an lgbtq+ teenage writer on tumblr dot com i think that's enough to warrant him being my father figure#sdv#stardew valley x reader#PLATONICALLY!!!!!
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Sonu and Titu (from Sonu ke Titu ki Sweety) ended up dating and getting married with 3 dogs and cozy house.
Also, Tera Yaar Hoon Main is so fucking LGBT+ coded like, it screams 'I am in love with my straight bestie (who is the closet) and I am PINNING'
Also Titu is so 'closeted gay' coded and Sonu is so fucking bisexual that I am not even kidding like what the writers think their ending is, in my ending they are happy together.
And it was during that Haldi scene where Sonu looks at Titu with pinning yet sad eyes that Sweety realises that Sonu is so gay for her fiance and she applies Haldi on him too? Like that scene could be expanded and Sonu ke Titu ki Sweety could've been the perfect gay romance with a supporting girl bestie but Noooo all women are gold diggers and hence the writers ruined her whole character
Also Titu searching for Sonu in the Baarat scene is so fucking romantic like bro you ain't waiting for the woman you are marrying you are looking for your 'bff' and Sonu helping Titu up on the horse while looking heartbroken and not looking at Titu is so meaningful. And then when he starts dancing for the love and friendship that he and Titu shared is such a nice moment while Titu looking at Sonu fondly. Like ughhh. And Sonu grabbing Titu's arm and both of their expressions changing (Titu looking fondly but not smiling and Sonu finally smiling a real smile) and Titu throwing money at Sonu and dancing like never before. The vindicated smile that Sweety gave to Titu during the Varmala scene and Titu just not letting the Varmala go.
You expect me to believe that this is is just bros being bros????
(And this is just one song)
#desi lgbt#desiblr#desi pride#desi tumblr#I just was listening to Tera Yaar Hoon Main and couldn't stop thinking about the level 100 pinning it it#like bro Sonu just fucking confess man#and Titu darling please come out of the closet darling and look at your fucking 'bff' that you are so fucking gay for#istg these two disaster gays need to get their shit together#but one thing I disliked is how the writers treated Sweety#she had so much potential to be the girl who figured out that her soon to be husband is gay for his bff and setting them up#rather they showed her as a gold digger only there for the money#smh so much wasted potential#also tell me that Haldi scene wasn't an allusion to Sonu and Titu later getting married??
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