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got dirty magic stuck in my head somehow and i cant stop going over the refrain in my head
“go on and pull the shades
razor blades
youre so tragic
go on i hate you so
but love you more
im elastic
of all the things you say
the games you play
dirty magic stuff”
honestly this song kinda reminds me of i hate everything about you by three days grace and overall it’s a criminally underrated offspring song
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I should know better than to think I'd reach inside her
It's all a cloudy kind of daze
She's not so sweet today
She mocks me, I'm no fighter
It all just seems like such a waste
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Danny should absolutely rip on the Flashes
Realistically, Danny meeting the flashes and having any of them deny the existence of magic/saying "magic is just science we don't understand yet" should be met with ENDLESS mockery. Like come on The flashfam WORKS with gods, magic users, some of the JL/JLD are literally demons and ghosts. Diana/WW was MADE FROM CLAY in some canons!
Scepticism on that level should ABSOLUTELY be met with "I didn't know the Justice League worked with flat earthers" Type scorn. The burns should be third degree. The fatalities wide spread. No one who lives in a world with that much evidence of magic should be allowed to carry "magic isn't real" as an opinion and not be derided for having their head in the sand. As I understand it the scepticism comes out of the flash comics from like, the 60-80's which fair but the other heroes stories had to accommodate for each other when the crossovers started happening so I feel it's only fair to have men of logic like the flashes (so many of them are scientists of some type right?) deduce that yeah magic has to be real ESPECIALLY - When any of the magic users, ANY OF THEM - Could respond with a very simple: "Magic is science you don't understand." "What?" "I understand exactly what I'm doing. I understand exactly what I need to do to get repeat results, and I understand what not to mix not to get undesirable results. What about that implies a lack of understanding? Magic isn't something WE don't understand, magic is something you don't understand."
I enjoy the idea of the flashes being sceptics, I actually enjoy it a lot. Sceptics are very necessary to any narrative, but honestly the magic users deserve a chance to call them out because really having someone call your life's work and very real craft 'not real' 'hoaxes' and essentially parade it around as something they could come to understand better than you if they just looked into it but have made no effort to would be enough to make anyone break their teeth from clenching their jaw so hard.
Essentially early days flashes as sceptics makes total sense. The flashes continuing to have "magic isn't real" as an opinion for too long into the story gives them Flat Earther Level Intellect.
#I mostly envision it to be zatanna sassing the flashes about magic being something they don't understand#Danny is the one calling them out as flat earther level thinkers#this is mostly a thing in the dpxdc fandom as far as ive seen#i dont think it's too much of a trope in the general dc fanon#like guys its fun#but lets not do our boys dirty like this lmao#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp
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📺This week on Dropout: on Tuesday, a CollegeHumor reunion on Dirty Laundry with guests Siobhan Thompson, Adam Conover, Mike Trapp, and Caldwell Tanner; on Wednesday, it's a new episode of Dimension 20: Misfits & Magic; on Thursday, the Adventuring Party talkback; and on Friday, the series premiere of our new cooking competition show Gastronauts, with guest judges Brennan Lee Mulligan, Isabella Roland, and Oscar Montoya!
#dropout#dropout schedule#gastronauts#dimension 20#dirty laundry#misfits and magic#adventuring party
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#vintage#interior#lizzy grant#lana del rey#dollette#50s aesthetic#vintage bedroom#80s girl#vintage kitsch#kitsch#60s#70s#80s#90s#dirty dancing#trash magic#midwest#vintage americana#lolita1997#vladimir nabokov
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i drew a second outfit design for sumi wayyyy back so now i've decided to redraw it and make it better! and also, i chopped her hair off! now THATS what i call character development
#persona 5 royal#persona 5#p5r#sumire yoshizawa#kasumi yoshizawa#p5r spoilers ? i guess#i'm so happy w how i drew her i think she's so cute#i love you sumire#they could never make me hate you#i think she chopped off her hair at some point during 3rd sem before she properly awakened to her persona n her outfit changed#bcuz then she wouldn't really have to see kasumi everytime she looked in the mirror#she could then just see sumire or who she thinks sumire is supposed to be#p5r did her dirty and i will never shut up abt it#and abt how they just made her revert back to her kasumi state#also!! made the design somewhat magical girl inspired!#bcuz of her first awakening sequence!
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Details (pt.2) from Dirty Laundry exhibition by Youri Johnson showcased at KeivAthens
#art#magic the gathering#gear#fashion#accessories#dirty laundry#youri johnson#keivathens#details#objects#key#jewelry#u
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I'm begging you, BioWare... Learn from the mistakes of Baldur's Gates past...
#please accept this low effort meme while i work on Emmrich-inspired creative pursuits#hoping and praying and sobbing and crying#BioWare i'm on my hands and knees begging you to GIVE THE SWEET NECROMANCER A SOFT TUMMY#emmrich volkarin#dragon age emmrich#okay now im gonna start complaining in the tags so this is your warning#i just don't think im strong enough to withstand ANOTHER RPG with companions that Should Not Fucking Have Abs#like sure i could MAYBE suspend my disbelief that the vain wizard would use some illusion magic to give himself abs (still cringe)#or MAYBE he got really into crunches while he was depressed for a year (HIGHLY doubtful)#BUT THE EMACIATED VAMPIRE!?#like come on bestie#did cazador have some really rigorous workout routines that were conveniently never brought up???#im going insane sorry#i just have a lot of opinions on diverse body types in video games#and dont want them to do my man dirty like that#[insert joke about how getting down and dirty with him is my job]#okay sorry i think i got it all out of my system#if anyone actually read this far please know i love you with my entire serpentine heart
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Yandere Changelings w/ human!Darling
The Changelings x Reader
Yandere Headcanons
Author's note: Gotta love these big buggo babies
reformed Changelings < unreformed Changelings
The Changelings/Reader [Platonic+Romantic-ish?]
[Gender-neutral Darling|Female Darling|Male Darling]
Potential ⚠️TWs⚠️ :
The Reader is quite humble • Abduction • Jealousy between changelings • Stalking • Invasion of privacy • Co-dependency • Aggression • Use of adhesive/the green goo • Violence • Possessiveness • Overprotective behaviour • Predatory behaviour • Love feeding • Overfeeding/“Overdosing” on love • Heart failure • Corpses of changelings mentioned
Changelings have certainly never had a very positive reputation around Equestria. The species of bug-like creatures mainly known to have ruthless mannerisms that only acts on instinct. Especially when considering the changelings eat love and love alone to keep them from starving. As you can see... These creatures, too, need to feed. And so steal the love hidden within ponies and other living entities for themselves with brute force. And this tiny human here... has love, and a lot of it.
But despite being an aggressive species, they are also known to be rather curious towards creatures they've never seen or heard of before. Which is why being a human is really just a saving grace for you in this scenario. Cause instead of pouncing immediately purely from starving impulse, they know they'd need information to report back to the Queen first. And since this is the first human the changelings have ever met, their natural reaction to encountering a new species is to learn more about it instead of feeding off of it, atleast not before they got all the answers they'd be satisfied with. Considering you are the only source of love and affection around.
The first changelings that have noticed your presence may start seeing you as a tasty morsel. if love is like meat for them, then they're being deprived of it, and then the one creature comes along that's a walking talking buffet of love. They'd observe your actions and behaviours from a safe distance for a little while, taking note of aggression signs or being a potential threat to the hive. But in truth... you weren't. You were more of a lover than a fighter, which gave the changelings the signal to not waste any other opportunity to abduct you into the hive for some answers.
And that's... when something sparked.
Being calm and sedate in your position would usually cease a changelings’ natural instinct to hunt and would often cause in less aggression and forceful measurements. But even if they did try feeding from your love, that would be similar to essentially trying to suck from a dry well, because the transporting process from the human realm to Equestria drained you of many strong emotions to begin with, and it takes a lot more time for your entire alternation from universe to universe to take full effect. And the changelings wouldn't budge from their stubbornness until you reached out to one of them... Brushing a gentle hand over its malnourished frame.
The love that you'd contain would be a tad bit ‘different’ from normal love they'd consume, mainly due to the fact that they never had to actually take it with force. You gave it to them willingly, making the love inserted into them a lot stronger and effective than if they were to steal it. Which results in giving their bodies an intense emotional ‘shock’ as you basically feed them little by little... The shock would still feel good to them, like it would make them feel warm and light headed, but their heart would begin beating rapidly by the shot of immense adrenaline they just got.
The reason why changelings need love and affection in the first place was because they need it for their survival. The value feeds them. As they learn you're capable of feeling and giving love, they would want to keep you around permanently to feed. However, in extreme cases it might lead to a changeling becoming dependent upon one person's love. And their survival might be based on that person's love and affection. and what happens when that person's love and affection starts to falter? There is such a darker side to something so innocent as eating some consensual love.
Which could go either two ways...
Plan A being a bit more complicated. Since they ended up taking a ‘sample’ of you to basically extract the hormones and emotions of love, you had proven yourself to be more productive than all of the ponies they've held captive combined. Feeling more satisfied with the mere sip of love you've happily handed out to them than with any usual prey they had ripped the love from. But the Queen desires love too, because it is essential for their race. And because the hive is almost completely devoid of any love in the first place. You could become a sample for the Queen... Just keeping you there and farm you for love.
But there's also a considerable chance the changelings who captured you would scrap plan A and would instead focus on a plan B... Keep you a secret from Queen Chrysalis and prevent you from being cocooned at all costs, but only under the condition if you keep blindly feeding them with your lovey-dovey personality. Changelings tend to function with a very strict hive mentality... conclusions are set by the swarm's majority of drones’ standpoint. They all have a strong tendency to fall for group decision-making, but they're also quick to swap their beliefs if it seems like the right choice for the best of the colony. So it likely wouldn't even take long for the entire swarm to come to an agreement to keep you secured under high protection and warding.
Due to being a good source, you would give them more positive energy than any other creature who would falter in their fright after being captured... which would make you a rather popular target for the swarm of drones. To a point where the entire hive would start to view you as the "heart of the colony" of sorts. Because a changelings emotions are based on their diet. And the more love they receive, the more addicted and obsessed they'll become with it. So they would all be head over heels at some point, bordering on complete worship ...viewing you as an object of their affection and admiration. And getting even more physically violent to defend and protect you from what they consider a threat to their food source.
They might be feeding off of the love you give them and emotional positivity for now. But if they keep feeding and feeding, eventually they are probably going to want something else than just your emotions, which isn't good... But at the end of it all, they will want to protect you. But their methods might be a bit morally questionable. They have been looking for a more ‘sustaining’ source of love their entire lives. And from what we know... love only grows stronger.
So what happens when a creature becomes utterly emotionally dependant on someone?
What if... they begin to get obsessive?
Instead deciding to ensure no one else gets to have you?
Signs of attacks outside of the hive would become more apparent as time went on, a variety of breeds beginning to disappear aside with half dead creatures covered in adhesive emerging from their hideout as no entity even dares to get close to the shapeshifters. Some changelings would begin arguing with eachother over the delightful taste of your love. But knowing how naturally greedy and hostile they can get, these would convert to physical violence sooner or later, causing a bunch of internal conflict in the colony. A bunch of love starved changelings just riskily fighting over a single human.
It would get so bad, in fact, that there's possibly not even second you'll spend in the hive without a changeling being nearby, just ... watching you. With or without you knowing, there to strike and pull you back in at a moments notice if your demeanor gets too close to flight response. The changeling that you first bonded with would feel remorse about doing it, but the rest of them won't really care much as long as they can keep you in their grasp. Though you would still be allowed to travel closely outside of the hive, they'll keep their little eyes on you anyway...
You'd have this love that's a bit diluted, but even with just having a weaker type of love to feed off of, they'd have to feed for a longer time and drain their energy in order to get it. Which in terms causes in them taking more than they can physically handle. You aren't necessarily a dry well, but rather more of a dripping faucet while they are all dying of thirst. So they could still eat from your given love for a while, but if they try to go all out, there could be horrific consequences...
Because each of them are essentially trying to take enough to survive, their individual feeding sessions can become more aggressive. They don't want to kill you, nor do they understand how strong of a heart you have. So they don't see that they need to be gentle. Because in their eyes, you're considered weaker as a mortal. And your emotions, not being very strong, make their hearts race and they aren't feeding slowly and cautiously enough to keep the heart beating at its normal pace. You're basically a complete reverse card on them. To the point of them becoming so infatuated with you, that they literally forget what they are doing, and basically, accidentally kill themselves with a massive case of overdosing love.
The more of your love they take, the more they will like you. And the more they like you, the more they would try to suck it out. And the more they try to suck it out, the more it would turn into a "want" instead of something more natural. And then, that's when some would begin to die from overfeeding. The emotional shock and overdosing on love being much more overwhelming than the changeling's bodies are capable of handling. And of course, you wouldn't really understand why they were all suddenly lifelessly scattered around you...
It would be quite a challenge for many changelings to have the self control to prevent that fate. I doubt the majority of them would even understand the concept of death enough to avoid it even when their heart rate was going at unsafe speeds. The situation would honestly be safe for the changelings that have enough self-control to hold themselves back, but those who don't would become history real quick... Especially as changelings mainly seem to cocoon their prey. You may have more love to give when you're out in the open, but perhaps you even walking freely might just be enough to push many changelings over the edge.
Though this would also highly depend on the distinct personality of each changeling. Those who were more reasonable would try to just suckle in love. Then we have those who would become a bit feral and aggressive trying to tear the love out of you. Making it like a really twisted irony that they want love, but by trying to obtain love, in this way, they could essentially doom themselves. The ones who are more in control and more disciplined may survive. But either the greedier or younger, more immature changelings might get too excited and just want more and more. Which leads into them destroying their bodies via the very thing they wanted. The ones that do manage to control themselves will remain very interested in you however. But even if their fair sense of attachment and perhaps even bond towards you won't fade...
This is nothing more and nothing less than a parasitic relationship
#my little pony#my litte pony friendship is magic#my little pony x reader#mlp fim#mlp#mlp g4#mlp x reader#my little pony fim#the changelings#changelings x reader#mlp changeling#changeling x reader#yandere my little pony#yandere mlp#yandere mlp x reader#yandere changelings#yandere changeling x reader#the end of season 6 did them so dirty#especially when ep 17 from season 7 released#they crumbled to the ground by pharynx’ hissing#A HISS.#that ain't the fierce buggos with aggression problems that I remember and love </3
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🏳️🌈Pride 2024🏳️🌈
For the entire month of June, I drew 16 Queer ships & couples from my favorite series, movies, webcomics, and short animated films for Pride Month🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
we got…..
🎵Charlie & 🪽Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)
🖤Ballister & 🌟Ambrosius (Nimona)
🐚Olivia & ⚔️Yunan (Amphibia)
🌙Elias & 🪴Vincent (How to be a Werewolf)
💗Sherwin & 📖Jonathan (In a Heartbeat)
🥞Aldo & 🐺Skelly (Dirty Paws)
📝Jasper & 🍰Rachel (The Glass Scientists)
🍎Applejack & ⚡️Rainbow Dash (MLP)
🌸Flower & 🪲Beetle
+ 🌰Cornelia & 🥜Nutalia (The Acorn Princess)
🦉Eda & 🎻Raine (The Owl House)
🦇Lilith & 🎀Lou (Dracu Date)
👑Rupert & 🗡️Amir (The Two Princes)
🦜Kelsey & 📚Stacks (Craig of the Creek)
☕️Espresso Cookie & ✨Madeleine Cookie (CRK)
🍬Gary & 🎸Marshall Lee (Fionna & Cake)
#pride month#pride 2024#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie#nimona#ballister x ambrosius#amphibia#how to be a werewolf#how to be a werewolf webcomic#in a heartbeat#dirty paws#the glass scientists#my little pony#my litte pony friendship is magic#applejack#rainbow dash#appledash#the acorn princess#the owl house#dracu date#craig of the creek#the two princes#cookie run kingdom#crk#espresseleine#fionna and cake
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Stardew Valley Discourse: A Summary
shane: i have depression
person: aww poor sweetie im so sorry ily im always here for u
shane: *exhibits symptoms of depression*
the same person: ew there's no excuse for that
#some of yall.........#i have been in this fandom for like a week n im already sick of folks doing this man dirty#“but he doesn't even keep his room clean after you marry him” he has DEPRESSION#“he should fix his problems before getting into a relationship” if we all waited for our messiness and struggles to magically disappear#we would be waiting for the rest of our lives.#do people with mental (or otherwise) health struggles not deserve love and understanding too?? did i miss something???#like bruh if you personally can't deal with someone's baggage that's fine you don't have to sacrifice your own wellbeing for theirs#but at least stop blaming people for HAVING A MENTAL ILLNESS#sdv shane#shane stardew valley#shane sdv#stardew valley#.....but also relevant to real life.#my yapping
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Channeling my inner Dirty Diana cuz I am Michael Jackson bad..hehehe
Please be sure to visit Ted's @aplushperspective he loves having company!
#michael jackson#dirty diana#girl blogging#music#pop music#dollete aesthetic#coquette dollete#coquette core#black girl aesthetic#black is beautiful#black girls of tumblr#black girl magic#Spotify
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This week on Dropout: on Tuesday, a new Dirty Laundry featuring @smosh cast members Shayne Topp, Spencer Agnew, Tommy Bowe, and Amanda Lehan-Canto; on Wednesday, a recap of Dimension 20: Misfits & Magic season 1 (ahead of the season 2 premiere, September 25th); on Thursday, the Glasgow recording of the live show of Dimension 20: Time Quangle; on Friday, the season finale of Monét's Slumber Party, with Adam Rippon, Dexter Mayfield, Grant O'Brien, Laci Mosley, Michael Henry, and Joel Kim Booster! (there will be a bonus 6th 'test' episode of Monét's Slumber Party in two weeks)
#dropout#dropout schedule#dirty laundry#dimension 20#monet's slumber party#time quangle#misfits & magic
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#black girl tumblr#black girl moodboard#honeycocoanut#beauty#black girl magic#black woman#black girl#fashion#black girl inspo#aesthetic#dirty mirror selfies#mirror selfie#jorts#outfit inpo#fit check#ootdideas#spring ootd#black girl style
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they r friends and if u disagree with me i'll fight you in a gas station parking lot -- petrol station parking lot -- paved area without help around
#aabria iyengar#brennan lee mulligan#dimension 20#d20#mismag#misfits and magic#evan kelmp#dirty laundry#um actually#and also yes aabria u are not the only one who wants to fuck cryptids#we have gotten in the comments i hope youre proud of us
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