#dirt house

[edwardos]

I played very differently back then.

[pepemoon]

It is said that the Boogeyman often appears in the dark, hiding in closets and under beds. But not this one. Tommy was so sure that man was within his walls. But lately, he isn’t even sure that was true. Especially tonight, after the loud siren blaring.

[mother-lee]

farmhouse 01

[rileyclaw]

sorry im really into this owlcraft thing and i WILL be making more comics about it

[vidkun]

burrow

[ri-afan]

I had the sudden image of Danny putting a doormat under his window for the vigilantes that just says ‘other door, moron’.

[gurggggleburgle]

As a former horse girl I love the Binghorses drawn by @meltedmush because every weird and cryptid suggestion and art of them just existing makes me stop and go: no wait horses will just do that. Horses are so weird. Horse behavior is so much

Horses will just stare at you through a window and if they're smart they can figure out certain doors. There is a specific kind of surreal of watching a horse walk into your house that is both very cute and cursed. SQQ could totally wake up to a Binghorse having broken into his house and staring at him

Horses also are weird and poorly designed biologically so if they sit for too long they can actually crush their organs and won't be able to stand up again. So I can see SQQ fretting over a bingfoal and asking if they're okay. Also they don't have the ability to sense being full. It is completely possible for a horse to eat too much and die. So again fretting mother hen SQQ planning special Binghorse diet only for Binghorse to come back and drop a dead bird in front of him.

It is completely plausible that SQQ can look up one day and see a binghorse sitting in a tree. Both cows and horses will climb trees. Goats too. I don't know why. They just will. The horse loose in a hospital bit is funny because horses on their own will just do that. They do just end up in places. It feels absurd but it's true. Getting jumped scared by a Binghorse totally believable.

Imagine that SQQ sees a Binghorse with a broken leg! The death knell of any normal horse. He can frett over those beautiful terribly designed legs as Binghorse is kept suspended in a swing thing.

And then the moment you combine omnivore snatch hunter it gets even funnier because I'm certain a real horse would if it could. The fact that people are in any way convinced horses are just cute and sweet and not weird terrifying little horrors of biology will never not be funny.

[abombihoney]

she's so fucking mean 2 me

[th3e-m4ng0]

re: that post about the lack of enrichment in trucks

i bring yet another megop au where op is another depressed fellow whose EM field is always emitting gloomy and tired vibes. vs megatron who is at his happiest when hauling materials and messing with his coworkers/friends

they haven't seen each other in years since the war ended and they signed all these treaties and paperwork !

[froody]

Should I start posting suspiciously cheap real estate because I see people like “$40k? For a house?” in my notes and I want to show them the evils of $40k houses in rural America.

[waywardsunlight]

I was thinking about lil creature Hunter and I did some different versions but thought it might be cool to draw a Harpy form for him where his dna that leans more dino/aquatic got mixed with Flapjack who's obviously. a bird.

[lucent-roase]

my brother told me that it would be cool if Willow had plant hair and i said yeah that would be cool

she has a hat

[mother-lee]

farmhouse 02

[chipper-smol]

(unfired) mushooms

[adreamoverlife]

The qsmp never opening the nether robbed us if nothing else for the blocks that people could now never use for their builds

Anyway rip q!Antoine you would’ve loved the visceral heap biome

Also rip q!Cellbit you would’ve absolutely filled the garden around your house with bramble

[bunnymothmartyr]

"dont put shit on the floor" does the rent we pay every month not include the floor too, mother? When god sings with his creations, will the floor not be a part of the choir?