#dirk is still my fav tho--

[highoncatfood]

SHIP BINGO TIME

Gonna ask for three cuz I can't pick... teehee

Kokogami, Makoyomi, and umm Dirkuu (my friend talks to me about dirkuu a lot it seems fun)

answering these finally hiiii i went to bed and then had work today so uh yeah

kokogami - now let me explain a few things here.. i checked both 'grew on me' and the big bad 'IDCCC' cuz truthfully i couldnt care less abt it esp in canon idgaf and the 1st few times i rewatched raincode they jst frustrated me sm as a pairing. like at first it was jst me being a shini hater but even after i started to like her more i jst canntttt get myself to like them in any romantic scenerio. but i do love how ppl in the fandom portray them a lot and all the fanart is very cute so i guess wht i mean when i say it grew on me is that ive come to like it more cuz of fanon :thumbsupemoji:

makoyomi - ok so like. when i first watched raincode and saw them interact for the 1st time i was like ok yeah. i see why this is one of the biggest ships in the fandom. and normally i would ship it right away but for some reason i consciously decided to do everything in my power to not let myself ship it. i dont rememeber whyyyy?? i did that?? i think i jst thought that would be rlly funny to like. me and no one else

but anyway with each rewatch i grew to like them more + fandom influenced me. but like i still wouldnt say i ship them.. i like their dynamic but i dont care for it as any kind of romantic/whtever ship neccessairly.. its mostly jst very funny to me. i rlly like yomi having a weird complicated hate crush on makoto and having no idea how to deal with it . like it doesnt even cross his mind to rlly consider it anything possibly romantic or sexual even tho it lowkey might be. who knows. hes jst mad abt it

and i like makoto acting oblivious as shit to it on purpose jst to mess with him even further, i like makoto teasing and bugging him and jst being so fucking annoying. they both r

this tweet is exactly how im tryna be abt them but like. on purpose. idk why its liek the funniest thing ever to me

dirkuu - havent thought abt them for a while but i mean. theyre hilarious i love caliborn and i love dirk . theyre jst stupid as fuck and i love all the fanart of them its like some of my fav pieces of hs fancontent probably.. yeah not much else to say abt it lol

[souji-upseta]

[SHOCKING QUESTION] what are your thoughts on jade harley.

i really love jade. all jades. all of them.

i've known girls like jade, who white knights (usually white men and boys) think is so frail, so in need of protection, who gets infantilized due to characteristics about her life and circumstances, and every time, i have just wanted to be like,

"bitch, you don't think god NERFED her the way he did because he was SCARED of what she could do to him if he didn't?!"

i'm so biased against my favs (striders striders striders) but i still think jadesprite is my favorite depiction of a splinter self interaction*. the voxus dub for her scenes was genuinely so upsetting to me, like, i think i told you, i put the let's read on to fall asleep to, but then i couldn't sleep after that?

it was genuinely moving and i could see all sides and it really spoke to the conflict of jade's character.

it was really uncomfortable in scenes where karkat would have to outright TELL her that she has to ask him before kissing him. i had to read those scenes through my fingers while trying not to groan. that was the point. jade be like that.

people tend to forget how selfish she can be, but i love that about her. there's some level of abstraction to a lot of the characters in candy, but i can def see it as a path she'd go down.

and her just. bumming around the davekat hive for 7 years. leaving her bras strewn everywhere. living her best life despite being a socially maladapted disaster person. leaping ass first into adulthood. getting her yiff on with some chess people. i aspire to that level of doing whatever the fuck i want.

i think she's really relatable in the epilogues because a lot of us just want to get our best lives on after spending so much time pushed to the side. others have pointed out, she was really the only one who seemed happy on earth-c.

and she's definitely relatable in a post-pandemic world. fuck, that girl is so lonely.

her "heroic" end in her pesterquest route hit a little too close to home for me.

the epilogues work very very well as a "failure of community" narrative wrt her character as well. it's really easy for me to see how she became such a shitty person in candy.

and like. well. at least, unlike her meat counterpart and teen retcon!self, she had a chance to be that on her own. so far, at least.

i really loved seeing her fight back against alt!callie in hsbc. i want so badly for her to just stop being a fucking chess piece—and i guess that's also the point of her character, heh.

i feel like ultimate dirk would have treated teen retcon!jade much better lmaooo. his intentions were shitty, but he would have. i could see it set up in every way to be a doc scratch callback and expecting him to be creepy af, and then... nah. that'd have been funny, at least. fuck, i need to stop talking about dirk all the time. gdi.

space players are a special kind of batshit, and require a special kind of nerfing by paradox space.

jade is the reason i have spent at least some part of 10 minutes every day for the past almost two months now hoping i got my player aspect wrong, lol. so much pressure and so much sacrifice, damn. i can't wait to see where things go with her.

believe it or not tho, i feel like i don't know her character that well or spend a lot of time thinking about her, so my interpretations might be off!

*besides ultimate dirk and younger dirk in pesterquest. because i love nothing in all of homestuck more than i love dirk's pesterquest route.

[venusiancarbondioxide]

what your fav homestuck character in 2017 says about you: The Kids

John: you just love this soft windy boy!! you super dig his aesthetics of blue and wind and flying and oh look you just drew a picture of him kissin some boys. "a pure, splendid boy indeed", you note as you draw john slam dunking dirk into a trash can as a prank

Rose: you are gay. you understand the true nature of rose as NOT a prim and proper lady but a pretentious messy goth lesbian who just likes to stay up at 4 am eating coffee beans and critiquing the homoerotic nature of literary works behind an Arby's or something. you love her and you love her twelve million girlfriends like kanaya, jade, vriska, terezi... the list goes on and on. you love her.

Dave: you really sympathize with his triumph over abuse and you constantly reblog davekat like your life depended on it. you understand that dave is the most developed character in the comic and you own a pair of mirror shades just to subconsciously remind yourself. have I mentioned how much davekat you reblog and draw and write? davekat is canon guys and your soft asshole boy got the boyfriend of his dreams. here's another comic of him in his underwear watching movies with karkat.

Jade: you SUPER DIG her aesthetic. JEEZE she is GOALS. you own at least 500 different pictures of jade holding the five planets on your phone and you love how she is both smart and capable of standing on her own. furries are a-ok and you like making dog jokes with jade. what a precious daughter. being part-dog was the greatest thing that could happen to her. also, you really think she got shafted in the ending and regularly post jade in many cute outfits to fill the void.

Jane: you draw her with bright red lipstick and a diner aesthetic. you are kin with jane and primarily ship janeroxycallie (or as I like to call it CottonCallie). you're kinda quiet about your love for her and don't post a whole lot. if someone else made a post for her, you'd be there giving your support and throwing in your own opinions.

Roxy: GOOD WIFE GOOD WIFE WIFE MATERIAL HOLY WOW NO WAY WOWZA GOOD WIFE. you are absolutely in love with her and everything she does. you get mad when people draw her with a drink because Hey, my beautiful wife worked her BUTT off to get past that and??? she did it??? wow. she's strong, she's beautiful, she's smart, she's sassy, she's funny. Wow. you draw her gaming, you draw her making jokes, you draw her in different aesthetics, you draw her doing void things, honestly who cares as long as you're drawing her. you might not be into johnroxy but ROXYCALLIE HOLY SHIT MAN. I cannot stress enough how much you love her.

Dirk: you can't help but love this trainwreck of a man. he's so problematic but that's why you love him! you regularly upload dirkjohn comics involving his wacky manime antics. everything you draw with dirk is gay or is him doing something ridiculously over the top but that's just the way you like it. sometimes you'll do character analysis posts that really delve into his subconscious and then accidentally attract 30 haters to your blog. you like how he cronches into an orange with the skin on and are CONSTANTLY shitposting.

Jake: you and twelve other guys are in the same small cult for this goofy boy's butt. you know just about everyone on this site that loves him. you would die for this man. everything he does makes you smile. you make analysis posts all the time about how he is WAY smarter than he lets on and is an ingenious manipulator but not in the Bad Way. you appreciate him way more than just guns, skulls, and movies. you draw him with very fluffy hair and have four askblogs for him. people will say you have bad taste and you will agree but continue to love him. every one out three comics is about dirk.

[gokupowers]

tell me what u love about ur fave honestuck character I need to know

Dave !!!! tbh I fixated on him when i was young cuz I wanted to be him & REALLY related to his home life (I also. really was obsessed w zuko as a kid) and upon rereading Homestuck I liked him because his character arc is so deeply relatable to me... self actualization, overcoming masculinity/gendered concepts, being able to be vulnerable, sexuality, childhood trauma, yup!!! also because he's the most cool/chill (other than sollux shockingly) character and I like his confidence. I like his cool masculine ambient swag ... and the fact that he can sword fight is fucking epic idc. I also just think I can't shake the sentiment I felt for him as a kid. That being said the way I see him has definitely changed. when I first liked him I was literally 10 and thought emotional repression and being unflappable and ironic and cynical was cool? because I couldn't connect to other people and I couldn't understand what made me so different + thought apathy meant I wouldn't be able to get my feelings hurt... now almost a decade later I think of him as a kind of corny weird guy who's been through a lot and has come out the other side different for it. like I mean he's just plain funny as a character but also, his repression is no longer something I admire and now it's something I find funny/corny/embarassing but endearing. cuz Dave is ultimately, a pretty lame dude, but I still really enjoy his confidence (as half baked as it may be)!! n I enjoy the idea that eventually, he was able to let down his walls. Sometimes I remember he's hussie's self insert and I feel sick to my stomach tho.

I am also a little surprised by this ask bc I think. it's pretty clear who my fav is based off the amount I draw him 😭 there's just a lot of things to analyze w him !! n he's the most grounded in reality (out of the humans anyway cuz jade is a girl dog) and similar to who I am (the other Harleyberts r just not like me personality wise, Dirk and Roxy are similar to me but Dave is a good middle ground)

[jrueships]

i just have to ask one question

who's ur favorite old/retired player (and for what reason if u don't mind)

i'm bored and curious don't judge me

THATS A GOOD QUESTION !! Man idek like whenever ppl talk about fav players all their names just leave my head 😭 I rlly do like talking about the lesser heard of players but I never remember their names..

But anyways Hometown Chi-town so yall know i GOTTA be a fan of the Big Bulls !! For fav tho? uhhhh

. . . Yeah.

Hes like... both derogatory weird and positive weird LMAO idk what he's doing as an old man rn I try not to think about old men bball players but yeah... he him... dennis rodman <3 I kinda didn't really see him as just a 'crazy party animal' tho ??? Idk like he was a guy who wasn't afraid to show off a personality most people couldn't show and that was cool 2 me! Also he had some mad hops, that was also wicked. On foe nem baby dennis was cute when he was a young kinda shy piston? Baby worm?? Before he mega evolved into a Rockstar? I liked baby worm. Idk I just have a kinda soft spot for dennis, just kinda gives off Rockstar who can't shake off his Rockstar persona but at the same time lowkey doesn't want to??? Like it's a struggle between wanting to be 'funny/weird/cool' and still wanting to be seen as human ig?? Like bro just wants to have fun but that doesn't mean he's dumb or anything idk!! I might just still be mad over his Oprah interview LOL...

I also really liked scottie pippen!! Old Scott I pretend not to hear but prime Scott was a fav of mine. He just looked very polite idk LMAO he made me wanna get a Hightop

Going back to Chicago tho ... that doesn't mean I ONLY liked the bulls. Like I can like the bulls and still not mind the pistons I think??? Idk I lowkey liked young isiah Thomas? He was a good nba villain LMAO he was a tiny little entertaining asshole. His relationship with magic was 🤔.. interesting ..

Off the pistons tho, I liked muggsy bouges a lot!! I thought he had the coolest first and last name and he was just a funky little man to me! Watch his prank video with Charles. But yeah, he was just a funky little man!!!! Love that for him!

Of course I like the big names as well! AI, Tim Duncan, dirk, all the stars from space jam, wilt, Larry bird, spud, paul pierce, yadda yadda u know what I mean. I rlly liked Ben wallace! He rocked a nice fro and I also just liked that name combination. He was my fav player on one of my old 2ks, didn't like shooting threes tho I think...

But yeah !!!! I like a lot of those guys !!!! I didn't really have anyone I like?? ONLY idoled, like I didn't buy any posters of one guy to hang in my room or whatever because I thought they were all cool! Old school bball was Hella fun!

[st4rm41d]

51, 70-79?

51. Ship that grew on you:

hmm definitely daverezi. i projected rly hard onto karkat when i was reading the comic, and was (am) SUPER in love with terezi. however, its been like 7 years now and ive matured and realized that daverezi was kinda lit (its no vrisrezi tho). most of my feelings on other ships have pretty much stayed consistent

70. do u like ur god pajamas?

yea lol i think maid of space is epic. all black, red shoes is literally my go-to outfit IRL, and the god tier is like just kinda made (maid) for action

71. ship hcs?

vriska and terezi are nasty and commit crimes. vriska is bad at skateboarding and they both fall down a lot and kiss

72. character hcs?

uh obv roxy is trans. i kinda come up w character specific shit as needed in like an rp or something and its all rly pliable

73. meteor trip hcs?

im going pre-retcon bc that was like...the real one... uhh i like to think terezi had the upper hand on gamzee at least some of the time and wasnt depressed for all of it 🥺

74. earth c hcs

uhh i heard that ross and canyon like to stand next to each other (under trees)

75. bloodswaps? fav?

hmm i mean theyre cool to read abt ive never really come up w one on my own....i think theres some humor potential in jadeblood vriska, do something with that

76. kidswaps? fav?

rose strider (dirk swap) is fuckin hilarious to me LOL

77. species swaps? fav?

i dont rly think abt it much idk just make em trolls or humans like it doesnt change the characters much, and like human AUs dont rly count here

78. do u use quadrants irl?

absolutely. still kinda missing my last pitch fling, flushed us a toughie for me bc vulnerability is hard

79. celebrate 4/13?

absolutely, i recognize the entire week from the 13th to the 20th as a national holiday

thx for the ask lol ily

[eternaldipshit]

alright i’m fuckin PISSED

i just made this blog yesterday to maybe possibly post a homestuck fic i’m working on but now i’m going to use it to scream into the utter fucking gaping void of the homestuck fandom bc none of my friends are actively in it right now and god dammit i am UPSET

fact: i got a lotta feelings for the striders. they are my shit. i adore them. ok? so that’s an established fact now ok good cool moving on 

fact: when game over was released, i quit the homestuck fandom. that shit broke me. even if it wasn’t the “alpha” timeline or w/e it still fucking happened and it upset my delicate fucking sensibilities and hearing carne vale STILL triggers some sort of visceral feeling of panic and straight-up fuckin MISERY in me and i wish i was fucking kidding but i just put it on now to test it and ugh ugh gughgsh

fact: i started rereading homestuck this month from the beginning and reigniting my love for it. game over still fucked me up, but i powered through it and 5 years fuckin late i finished a harrowing emotional rollercoaster that i’d started like 7 years ago and was just... DEEPLY fucking unsatisfied with the ending which is why i started writing aforementioned fic in the first place but that is not relevant rn this is a whole different rant ok

fact: i wrote like 20k words for this fic in the span of like 3 days it was sick as fuck

fact: the epilogues are dumb as fuck and i despise them 

and that’s the meat of it really. fuck the epilogues. 

i haven’t finished them yet, but i just. ugh. UGH. words escape me. partially bc im a shit wordsmith but also bc *SPOILERS* i just got to dirk’s funeral scene and just fuckin. gave the fuck up. 

i never liked the original homestuck ending to begin with, but i never expected that the epilogues would be so fucking... bleak. it’s like reading a shitty fanfic except all the fun is sucked out of it bc technically all the shit you’re reading is canon and that makes it all seem drab and unfunny and just kinda depressing 

especially in the i guess ‘doomed’ timeline where dirk kills himself 

idk if it hit me hard bc of the flippant treatment of suicide or if it’s just bc i love dirk so much as a character but it just hurt in so many different fucking ways

it doesn’t help that the epilogues paint dirk as a straight up fucking sociopath

and i can see why that would make sense, really. his expanding godhood powers played into his pre-existing sociopathic tendencies in the worst way possible but

it’s just

not what i want to imagine from a fucking epilogue

call me soft and an idealist but i like my happy endings god dammit and fuck FUCK FUCK the epilogues. i want to try to finish them but it’s just. fucking difficult. 

i think the suicide was the last straw for me and now that i think about it it’s definitely bc of my own suicidal ideation and this is exactly why i avoided that stupid fucking show about the girl killing herself no matter how many times it was recommended to me bc i consume media to distract myself from my problems not have them blared in my face in neon lights 

i also fucking hate how dirk’s character morphed from a manipulative as hell genius who constantly struggled with his own morality to this kind of puppeteer who is flagrantly detached from his peers and seems to hold no real attachment to any of them it’s just

it’s shitty

and i was so excited for it bc i thought it would grant me more insight into dirk’s and dave’s characters, considering the fic i’m writing is strider-centric and it just completely took the wind out of my sails instead bc this is not what i pictured for dirk at all 

i mean i’m not a fucking idiot. i know he’s an asshole and an ‘ends justify the means’ guy and definitely manipulative and controlling but this is also the guy that cut off his own head to save all of his friends and tried his best to comfort dave when he was having a breakdown despite his own supposed lack of empathy

and i want so badly to continue my fic like i never read this but i can’t ignore it bc it’s fucking CANON. and i know my biffle would be like ‘fuck canon’ but i can’t fuck canon ok it’s the reason these characters exist in the first place. i might rewrite the whole ending but i wanted to stay as true to canon characterization as poss and now i just. can’t. 

the real kicker is that i was willing to look past the reveal that he was the narrator the whole time, controlling the lives of all the characters even if it literally gave me goosebumps bc it put that whole ‘jake keeps thinking about dirk while jane kisses him’ thing into a new disturbingly unromantic light but i ignored that too. i switched to the other path for a bit and i knew from the minute it switched to the scene where dirk’s hands are shaking and he calls jane i KNEW he would kill himself but i convinced myself otherwise and surprise surprise got my ass handed to me on a silver platter for it

but i cannot i CANNOT believe he would do that to dave. i flat-out refuse. i flat-out fucking refuse to believe that dirk could be so cruel as to leave them all behind in such a crass fashion and how DARE he do that to dave how fucking dare he doomed timeline or not that dude’s been through enough shit like come the fuck ON and decapitating himself??? that’s not poetic fucking justice that is just straight up cruel af and i know these are all fictional chars and this whole scenario is fictional but it is SO UPSETTING TO ME bc that is the EXACT thing you think about before a suicide attempt you think about what it would do to your loved ones and i absolutely irrefutably fucking REJECT the idea that dirk is so far-gone in his godhood puppet game that it wouldn’t even cross his fucking mind and it is just so much worse to me that dave is the one who found the body and i know dirk isn’t a ‘good’ guy but ugh UGH it’s like they just threw out his whole fucking conversation with dave where it’s obvious that he tries to be a better person even tho he knows he’s an asshole and it’s just.

fucking upsetting. 

i hate hate hate what they’ve done to dirk’s character in this it’s like they took all the struggle and all the growth from the adventure and all the nuances and just boiled it down to make a caricature of the person he used to be, emphasizing the negatives so that the epilogues could have this weird fucking quasi-villain dictating everyone’s lives 

why do these epilogues even exist

no one is going to read this but i am just so full of righteous indignation that i needed to get it off my chest. i was so hyped to be back into homestuck again, so excited to see what more it had to offer and this just. ruined all that joy for me. and now i’m afraid i’m just going to fall right back out of it again. 

what the fuck is the opposite of a redemption arc bc that is exactly what the fuck happened here. 

anyway tl;dr i love returning to a fandom i haven’t touched in 5 years and finding out one of my fav chars just got narratively butchered yeah i’m fine it’s cool 

[homestucky]

Davekat fic recs?

hrrmm wow i will have to think. ill probs just check my bookmarks which means i probably wont be able to think of many one chapter fics off the top of my head since i dont tend to bookmark them. also some that havent been updated in yrs i wont put here bcaus thats just frustrating unless theyre rlly notable and may come back i may not link them

also disclaimer that while im not super into smut so its unlikely im gonna recommend just porn fics, some may have some sexy times incidentally i suppose. also a lot of them are dave centric/dave POV bcaus hes my BOY

M.C. Escher that’s my favourite MC by Unda (COMPLETE)  is a wild ride and long but i recommend for sure, very well written n thought out. also check out the other fics in the series bcaus if i recall correctly there are some other shorter fics that unda wrote to give some background or develop characters. but theyre also really great even stand-alone! its finished now and i followed it the whole time :0. cw for child abuse and death 

Within, Without by reinkist (COMPLETE)  i actually read a long time ago so i dont remember it so well. i do remember thinking it was pretty great tho, so i do recommend it. i should probably go back for a reread some time. its just a really good meteor fic that explores everything you’d want it to, and does that well, u kno? its like the fic that u wanted to exist but couldnt find. but here it is!

Doc Scratch’s School for Supernaturally Gifted Adolescents by medical  (UNFINISHED AND RECENTLY UPDATED)is great, its like a multichapter magic/superhero au thing. its fun and characters in it are rlly well developed, like, i do enjoy a davekat fic which has a good and significant rose characterisation in there too. but theres some serious plot goin in in here too…. very exciting. 

To Be Taken Care Of by shitstuck  (COMPLETE)is good, its god some deep convos about troll v human culture and stuff, some rosemary too. bit of body horror but if i can handle it its not too bad. i just reread it lol. the epilogue changes the tone of things a bit n id be interested to know other peoples thoughts on that ;_;

Don’t Forget the Sun by Weevilo707 is rlly good but sadly NOT COMPLETE AND HASNT BEEN UPDATED IN AGES :@!! hope the authors doin ok  (EDIT: APPARENTLY the author is not planning on updating this one again, but i still think its a good read :^) )

Book Covers by turntechGeneticist717  (COMPLETE) is rlly great also!! big recommend. dave is lookin after a babby dirk as his big brother in college. i havent read it in a while but i remember when it was updating being like !!!!!!!!!!!Aaa!! also there are others in the series so take a look :)

The Truth is in the Eyes by AcrylicMist  (COMPLETE)is like a rlly mythological/fantasy interpretation of canon post game which is very cool????? like the world is sort of medieval or something but w the gods n magicky stuff. rlly interesting. , very dope again havent read it in a while and am running out of steam for ranting about fics but!! yea its sweet w an intriguing plot

The Eurydice Suite by callmearcturus  (COMPLETE) !!!!!!!!!!! i love this fic so much like its bonkers n i just. its like an inception sort of inspired au and i have NEVER watched inception but im just super into the concept. its just. a rlly amazing well written fic w perfect pacing and characterisation like the plot is like a beautiful spider web where time flicks back and forth yet makes perfect sense. theres such a sense of atmosphere. ive reread it so many times. also!!1111111 i love the dave in it, and i love the strilondes family relationsy stuff!! i also feel like it ties everything up rlly nicely despite having like all the main characters in it p much. hell yeaaaa. its my fav by this author whos an AMAZING writer like they just DROP U IN to the world with so much confidence and drop context and background in at a perfect pace so ur never confused but always intrigued. but often i find the atmosphere in their fics almost TOO intense u know?? like i feel like i wake up in a ditch after reading one like wh,,h who am i?? i hate using this word but the writing is weirdly like… “sensual” which i think means the writing is great, rlly strong atmosphere but im not  always 100% able to handle it. this one does not make me feel so dazed and its just.. yess

The Lucky Ones by daniomalley (COMPLETE) is another one i followed as it came out. a cool spacey au. sorry i cant think of anything else to say aaaa

Off Court by levvan (ON HIATUS?) is great tho strong themes of abuse from the start. not that none of the above have that if i havent said so uhhhh yea be wary of the tags i guess. but yes. 

three rounds and a sound by skitpost (UNFINISHED AND RECENTLY UPDATED) is rlly great, like a magic school au. very excited to see whats gonna happen next :0

We’re All Friends & Family Here (And Frankly, We’re Sick Of Your Shit) byLandOfMistAndSecrets (COMPLETE) is TECHNICALLY a dirkjake fic but it has very cute little pastiches of other characters and the DK ones are very cute and well characterised

An Alien and a DJ Walk into a Bar (and Accidentally Start a Relationship) by Kadaaver (APPEARS TO BE ON HIATUS) i was p into when it was still updating. theres not actually MUCH relationship stuff yet if i recall correctly but still. good. and i enjoy the characterisation of dave being p socially anxious.

turntechGodhead is offline by forestknifefight (UNFINISHED AND RECENTLY UPDATED) well relatively recently. i like this one a lot! theres some good beta kid friendship and some good karkat.

Astronomy in Reverse by PunkZucchini, sicklekind (ON HIATUS>??????) cute + features BIGKAT is i recall correctly

Bring You Down by acedavestrider (COMPLETE) idk what to say about this but thats not a criticism. its just a legit cute fic that is good for the heart. human au, earth n whatever. karkat is a student nurse!! yeaa! thats kind of incidental but i like it

Survival of the Richest by ireallyloveicecream (HIATUS???) theres not a lot of it but im so intrigued. some kind of a fae/magic fairy folk kinda thing

Californian Son by LivTC (COMPLETE BUT THERES MORE IN THE SERIES WHICH I HOPE WILL CONTINUE TO BE UPDATED ETC ETC) !! ok this one is kind of sexy n angsty and daves a REAL DICK in it but it rlly well written and i rlly wanna know more jijhihihu

First Contact by yesfir (UNFINISHED AND RECENTLY UPDATED) !! its au but like idk scifi, humans having to make a deal with/coexist with trolls. space colonies!! this one is great… good character development and plot… does that great thing of pacing the revelations of the plot rlly gradually so ur like ! somethings happening here and i must know more!!!

Feathered by AlloftheFandom  (UNFINISHED, RECENTLY UPDATED) this ones exciting :3 karkat has only just been introduced to it. its like a magicky world w a bit of mild body horror so far. some good strilondes also… has anyone noticed that i need strilonde family relations in a fic i love….

Soulmates by egossweetheart  (UNFINISHED (fairly..?) RECENTLY UPDATED) this is a souleater au which i dont know a lot about??? but its cool, i am suitably intrigued. bit of body horror. idk as always check the tags. idek why im bothering to specify that. anyways,

 Vladimir and Estragon Cope with Their Trauma by Volo (UNFINISHED RECENTLY UPDATED ETC) afterlife au. so yea TW death. im into it tho

The Importance of Being Karkat by choicescarfsylveon (UNFINISHED RECENTLY UPDATED ETC) karkat has a radioshow, dave is kind of a dick. some parts of that change. i wont spoil which. theres something deeper goin on too…….. mysterios….

anyways here are some fics that i think are cool. sorry it took ages i just wanted to give it a good effort ukno?? its not an exhaustive list but its what i found. thanks to all these authors and hey, while we’re at it, all fanfic authors!! good work and i hope u all know how appreciated it is. anyways i have a headache so i guess ill finish this up. peace!

[synodicatalyst]

my “default” headcanons for the kids + meteor trolls! theres lots of stuff i’d like to add so it’s all under the cut +closeups because this might be SUPER long?

betas:

john - indian-malaysian.. shortest of all the betas but also beef boy.. i STILL dont know how to draw his hair or like.. his anything? his visage/body type etc. is based a little off my elder brother

dave - afro-chinese.. a bit soft but lankier than the other betas. i like drawing his godtier clothes kind of big and swathy. it leaves mystery and also he deserves comfort

rose - afro-chinese (of course),, i play around with her godtier the most out of all of the kids and i like changing it to shape how i hc her. i dont draw her with lipstick often (like most of the girls actually) simply because lipstick isnt really my personal jam

jade - indian-malaysian (who would have guessed!) – the tallest out of all of the kids AND trolls (at least. the ones that matter anyway) i love drawing her and obviously messing with the colours of her godtier is my fav thing. ALSO! JADE WITH HER HAIR TIED UP!! YES!! …….. i almost forgot to draw her ears for this. as always. god

alphas:

jane - malaysian. Tall Butch. this isn’t big news but i am Not a fan of working with her godtier palette. i know lots of people hc her with curly hair but i like her with short slightly wavy hair, similar to the friend of mine who she’s based off

dirk - on twitter i made a poll and one of the options was ‘draw all ur hcs except dirk’ but i didnt do that because then someone would ask about it probably. anyways dirk strider has a bad case of forward head posture and he’s a short boy, huh - shortest of all the kids i think?.  my main hc for him is han chinese, so he ended up the palest which like. he is not a soft prettyboy so go away

roxy - TALLEST ALPHA! i love her.. i always hced her with broad shoulders and she has the fluffey hair that is Very Good. obv my main hc for her is black tho i do love indian roxy. another one whose godtier i love to mess around with haha

jake - i don’t think i’ve ever drawn him, believe it or not? maybe a scribble once or twice, but never more than that. anyways, my main hc for him is indian. i dislike scrawny skinny jake hcs so he’s a bit broader than that and also… i hate colouring yellow… jake’s godtier is a nightmare for me…. refuse to make him wear those dumb underwear too because i’m a nice person

trolls

karkat - blah blah trolls dont have Human Races but my karkat is pinoy forever and always. i was too lazy to draw shoes for him so i drew feet instead? karkat isn’t really on my list of Faves but basically. medium-short angery boy with a bad haircut

kanaya - Long Girl. luv her. pakistani kanaya is, of course, The Good Shit. i struggle a lot with drawing kanaya so i’m hesitant to say much more but let it be known: sorry karkat for drawing you next to kanaya..she makes you look so short..

vriska - my main hc for her is chinese, but i do like black / south asian vriska too? buzzcut vris all the way (also drawing long hair is kind of a pain.) i love seeing her with the kind of chill messy butch aesthetic + lots of piercings, so i try to do that as much as i can.

terezi - I’LL BE REAL HERE: i draw terezi very similarly to how i look.  . look. im a lesbian and i love her. anyways chinese (/ chinese-indonesian) terezi FOREVER AND ALWAYS.. yes she’s wearing crocs

if u have questions lmk! would love to hear your thoughts!!

[transbcyfriend]

For the homestuck asky, EVERY question 🔫

CARL I OWE U MY MCFUCKIN LIFE

1. Do you have a chum handle? What does it mean?

i don’t! i mean i used to have pesterchum installed on my computer when i was like, 13, but i don’t remember SHIT of what it was. probably something embarrassing.

2. Is your username homestuck related/have you had one hs related?

my current one isn’t, but i used to have one w/ dirk in the title

3. Do you call your s/o a matesprit?

i … i haven’t heard of anyone doing this since middle school. nah

4. Do you call your best friend your moirail?

see answer to 3

5. Are you “kin” with any characters or commonly called a character?

answered!

6. God Tier?

knight of heart!

7. Do you make HS fanart?

i haven’t in a rlly long time, but i rlly want to! i’m thinking i’ll end up doing some soon for a late 4/13 pic

8. Do you make hs fanfiction?

don’t remind me i was just a kid

9. Do you roleplay homestuck? where and how often?

i used to! i rlly wanna do it again, but everyone i know who wants to rp hs just wanna do it for the smut :/

if i could get an rp partner who just wanted to for fun tho, i’d b down to try my hand at it again!

10. Do you cosplay homestuck characters? Who and where?

GOD DON’T REMIND ME

when i was but a wee lad i cosplayed as dave bc he was my fav, but that was it

i’d lov to cosplay the signless at some point tho, i like his design

11. Are you apart of ask blogs?

nope! i debated it, but i was never confident enough in my skills as rping a certain character outside of private rp

12. Are you in any homestuck groups?

nope!

13. Favorite character?

tbh i’d probably say dave, since he’s … the most relatable to me personally? that and i love his rambles when he just spouts some random shit and goes off on a billion tangents at once. i also rlly like karkat, roxy, kanaya, and mituna!

14. Least favorite character?

caliborn.

i can appreciate him as a character, but he’s…yeah. y’already know.

15. OTP?

i lov rosemary a hella lot, but i also like davekat!

16. NOTP?

…y’know that’s a good question. i don’t rlly think abt ships a lot, just homestuck as a story itself, so. never rlly thought abt it. i’m gonna have to mull that over.

17. BROTP?

nepeta/equius, hands down.

18. Do you want homestuck to just die already?

nah – it’s a rlly good story, tbh. sure it’s confusing if you don’t keep tabs on things and engross yourself in it, but it’s really well done.

19. Are you following up with hiveswap? Do you play? Watch YT videos?

i am! i mean i haven’t seen anything going on except for the troll reveals, but ye – i need to catch up on the playthrough i’m watching (jack’s). i’d play it myself, but i’m staying on a budget.

20. Tell us how homestuck has effected you in real life?

it’s made me really rewire how i go about telling my own stories, tbh – that and it made me rethink comics and how interesting they could be without being just “sunday funnies.” i grew up with shit like archie comics, nothing that really strung together (not to mention something as long as homestuck is), but it made me change my view on how good and serious one could be.

21. Have you met anyone through homestuck?

i have! i don’t know ‘em anymore, but they were a chill group.

22. Have you left the fandom before?

nah – i’m just kinda off to the side of the fandom in my own little bubble, i don’t really get too involved in discourse or w/e to rlly feel the need to leave

that and it’s had my interest for too long for me to leave

23. How many times have you read through it?

5! 3 times on my own, and 2 times reading it to other people.

24. Did you ever skip intermissions/dialog/animations?

god fuck no that’s extra content i could scarf down r u kidding

25. Opinions on the fandom?

i haven’t really mingled much with the fandom to really have an opinion on it – i remember when i was a kid it was really wild and people feared having the homestucks show up, but the people in the fandom seem to have calmed down, and i can fuck with that, so i tease the idea of mingling in. i probably won’t tho, i’ll prolly just stay on the fringes of it hangin in my own space.

26. Opinions on the comic?

get ready

the comic … is honestly, i mean considering it literature, the best piece i’ve ever read? the characters are all really diverse in their views and thoughts, every one of them have different aspects to them that make them unique (john being very aloof when he wants to be, dave’s rambles, rose’s entire personality aside from her interest in psychology, etc.), and they’re memorable in whatever they do. they have their own quirks, their interests, their morals and – i really like how the characters are into genuinely bad things. it’s not like “oh yeah this character likes x and x,” and the things they’re into are neutral or good in nature, it’ll be like, “oh yeah this character actually loves horrendously terrible movies,” and i can appreciate that.

that, and i like how they’re unaffected by “purity culture” – in a lot of media i see today, all of the characters are usually mad acceptable, but homestuck doesn’t really do that. like fuck, take caliborn and doc scratch, they’re hella problematic but i like that – having characters that aren’t acceptable, whose actions are…disgusting, really, but still portray them without having to spoonfeed the reader that they’re not okay. i think a lotta shit i see nowadays misses out by not having characters that have gross views and actions like those two.

i also really like how complex it is. like you get media that shows video games like sao (which don’t even get me started), and they’re…lacking, they’re not like how a real life game would be with all the little events within its code and all the sidequests and yada yada yada. they feel bland. but with homestuck, it’s rich, it’s interesting, there’s always something going on (and it’s limited in time). that and it’s concepts – the way it does its own version of rpg classes, its perma-death aspect, how the players can vastly change things with small actions in a butterfly effect, things like that.

i could go on, but i just really like the worldbuilding, characters, and story, it’s rlly good

27. Do you favor the trolls, humans, or carapaces?

i think i like the trolls the most, but the humans are a close second!

28. Favorite moment of all of homestuck?

either the penis ouija scene, [s] collide, or [s] game over

29. Least favorite moment of all of homestuck?

whenever there was a hiatus

but beside that, tbh there’s rlly no moment in the comic that i disliked!

30. Tell us a homestuck based story.

one time, i tried doing a fanventure.

i’m gonna stop that story there because it was embarrassing and i was an overexcited 15 year old.

31. How homestuck related is your blog?

not really? i reblog quite a bit of hs related content, but otherwise it’s just kinda here and there y’know

[lovveecat]

rules: answer these 85 questions and tag 20 people

I was tagged by @notwvrriors ♡

— what was your last…

1. drink:: juice

2. phone call:: my grandma

3. text message:: “did i send u that cover i found of aint it fun??”

4. song you listened to:: Bye Bye Bye - Further Seems Forever (cover)

5. time you cried:: 2 days ago? i think

— have you ever…

6. dated someone twice:: nope

7. kissed someone and regretted it:: hahaha no

8. been cheated on:: hAH no

9. lost someone special:: yep

10. been depressed:: ye

11. gotten drunk and thrown up:: HAH NO

— fave colours

12. pastel yellow

13. peach

14. pastel mint

— in the last year have you…

15. made new friends:: yep!

16. fallen out of love:: i mean idk if I was “in love” but yeah sure

17. laughed until you cried:: Y E S

18. found out someone was talking about you:: nope (maybe?? idk it might just be me being paranoid but I thought I heard something and it made me really hHh)

19. met someone who changed you:: i dont think so

20. found out who your friends are:: yeah ;-;

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list:: lmao who uses facebook ((imsorryijust))

— general

22. how many your facebook friends do you know irl:: sorry i’m not outdated,,,

23. do you have any pets:: YES AND I LOVE HIM

24. do you want to change your name:: no but I won’t present myself with my “real” name on the internet/youtube

25. what did you do for your last birthday:: escape room with some friendies

26. what time did you wake up today:: around 6:50? i think

27. what were you doing at midnight last night:: trying to sleep (but i cant but i cant when you all have,,, gUns for hAnds, Y E A)

28. what is something you can’t wait for:: FOB CONCERT AND LEAVING SCHOOL AND MEETING MY INTERNET FRENS AND THE NEXT TIME PALAYE COMES TO CANADA

29. what is your favourite animal:: foxes!!! and hedgies

30. what are you listening to right now:: buzzfeed unsolved

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom:: i don’t think so nah

32. something that’s getting on your nerves:: my school friends

33. most visited website:: google probably

34. hair colour:: dark dark brown

35. long or short hair:: i have long hair but it’s frizzy/curly so it’s kinda short-ish. I’m gonna cut it and straighten it tho so it has that kinda vinatge 1950s style

36. do you have a crush on someone:: crush?? crushcrushcrush??? the bop by paramore??? ((i dont think so but honestly feelings are too complicated so i kinda just ignore mine))

37. what do you like about yourself:: i’m a pretty good artist?

38. want any piercings:: maybe but probably nah

39. blood type:: idk(how)

40. nicknames:: nixotine, nix, idk if this counts but violette

41. relationship status:: s i n g l e ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

42. sign:: (i’m the new) cancer

43. pronouns:: she/her

44. fave tv show:: dirk gently!! asoue!! doctor who!! b99!!

45. tattoos:: dont have any but have LOTS of plans

46. right or left handed:: right handed!

47. ever had surgery:: nop

48. piercings:: ears but im p sure they’re closed now

49. sport:: i used to do gymnastics and ice skating. I still like to ice skate sometimes and i’m trying to learn to rollerskate

50. vacation:: i’ve always wanted to travel across europe!! and also go to japan!! and back to disney lol

51. trainers:: ??

— more general

52. eating:: quoi?

53. drinking:: qui?

54. i’m about watch:: probably gravity falls

55. waiting for:: my friend to say if we’re going to see panic! or nah

56. want:: to meet my favs (and give them so much love!!!)

57. get married:: idk if i want to but if i do i have ideas

58. career:: (concert) photographer or own a bakery or design merch

— which is better

59. hugs or kisses:: hugs (probably)

60. lips or eyes:: eyessss

61. taller or shorter:: taller? i don’t really care

62. older or younger:: idk? younger?

63. nice arms or stomach:: idc???

64. hookups or relationships:: relationships!!

65. troublemaker or hesitant:: troublemaker? but if they’re being an actual bad person then n a h

— have you ever

66. kissed a stranger:: nope

67. drank hard liquor:: nope

68. turned someone down:: no? i don’t believe so

69. sex on first date:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA N O P E

70. broken someone’s heart:: hopefully not!

71. had your heart broken:: maybe?

72. been arrested:: nope

73. cried when someone died:: almost ((a book character))

74. fallen for a friend:: y e p

— do you believe in

75. yourself:: yea!

76. miracles:: it’s possible, but is it plausible?

77. love at first sight:: oR SHOULD I WALK BY AGAIN YOURE PHOTOGENICALLY DRESSED THE CONVERSATION BEGINS OH GO-

((no, you can find someone attractive as hell but maybe not actual love))

78. santa claus:: st nicholas? sure. santa who travels around the world? idk probably not

79. angels:: did you mean tyler joseph? did you mean josh dun? did you mean geoff wigington??????????

— misc

80. eye colour:: brownnn

81. best friend’s name:: awsten hater 2k18, hannah, gabrielle (kinda),

82. favourite movie:: LOVE, SIMON

83. favourite actor:: dont have one?

84. favourite cartoon:: GRAVITY FALLS, SU, CAMP CAMP

85. favourite teacher’s name:: iT starts with a K but i forgot how to spell it cuz it wasn’t commonnNnnsnsjajjzks

I tag: @hint--of--red @scolarin @hottopic @yalocaltransboi @existential-greenbeans @crankthatfrank @underscoregeoff @awwwsten @panicwithryan @howrydenprobablybrokeup @happypandaparade

[panrose]

roxy lalonde canoncall!

hey guys im roxy and im lookin for p much everyone! I miiight have found my dirk and callie but nothings official yet! i am an adult so keep that in mind if itd make u uncomfy! if u wanna find ur roxy please click the read more!

if any of this seems familiar pleeeeaasseee hmu!!! 

some basics about me:

   - i think I was a cis female? all i know for sure is that I used she/her pronouns lol    - i was pansexual af I luved everyone    - i was about medium height and had a curvy body type w wider hips than my bust    - i had tan skin and full lips    - i had blonde curly hair which I dyed pink most often but also other colors    - check the bottom of this post for some pics that look close to how I did!    - i liked to blep a lot    - i was extremely affectionate, i loved to show my friends my love but id never do anything they were uncomfy with    - i looooved makeup, i always at least had eyeliner and lipstick on. i usually stole the makeup from the past oops. i got into makeup because my mom left some in the house and i wanted to feel closer to her    - frigglish was an extremely affectionate cat, he loved being pet and sitting in my lap and was very vocal! he didn’t really like anyone else in my hometown tho. i think he only liked humans    - i looooved video games, esp nintendo, esp gamecube and ds games and esp pokemon, super maio sunshine, and paper mario!    - i needed to recharge my social battery a lot especially when i first started being around other humans. i was v much a people person but i just tended to get drained when around people for too long    - pre game i let my laptop die a lot and then would disappear until i got it charged again

basic facts about my timeline:

   - timeline made it to earth c, im p sure i came from a game over tl originally    - all the sprites had a faint glow, i remember loving the pinky purple glow fefetasprite had    - on earth c we had gaming nights and i’d love to play mario kart pokemon and smash bros esp    - we had allooottt of movie nights on earth c, we loved to watch bad movies a lot of the time and just roast em but we also often watched all our favs!    - on earth c i would initiate strilonde hugs all the time    - i think it followed canon p closely?

general alpha kids memories:

   - pre game i met dirk first, then jane, then jake    - i voicechatted with the other alpha kids before entering the game p often    - i had a crush on literally… all the alpha kids at some point iajak i had a crush on dirk first and that lasted for awhile but didn’t go anywhere, then i had a tiny crush on jake but it was p short lived, my longest crush was on janey. i flirted w her lowkey and highkey and wanted to date her so bad, but once she told me about her crush on jake i kept it to myself for the most part (and sometimes dirk lol) and backed off    - jane tried to teach the alphas how to cook on earth c and we were all TERRIBLE LOL I was more focused on decorating and dirk was tryin to make the portions perfect and kept starting over and jake… tried his best sdjsdj    - on earth c, i was watchin a movie and i laid my head in jakes lap w dirk above me on the couch and jane let me lay my legs across her lap. jake played w my hair i think it was an action movie    - (WARNING NSFW) the alphas had a foursome while in trickster mode, we all highly regretted it afterwards tho skjsfkj we weren’t in our right minds and years of romantic and sexual frustration poured out at the moment

dirk memories:

   - he was lanky and tan w freckles and blonde hair he bleached blonder    - we watched mlp:fim pre game on a rabbit type website, mostly for his enjoyment but it was cute and I enjoyed it    - pregame i used to dye my own hair and it was a mess, after i finally met people i got them to help me, usually it was dirk and when i retrned the favor and bleached his hair id sometimes play w it and make it into shapes and stuff    - dirk was vvvv good at singing, but also v shy about it    - getting hugs from dirk was enveloping and warm and trusting i felt so safe in his arms    - jake and dirk got married

calliope memories:

   - callie was a tiny short thing, probably around 5’ or under and by far the smallest    - me and callie were eating breakfast one day in this house that was v stereotypical of suburban america (it was probably john or janes house) and callie stuck out her tongue to eat a hard boiled egg and she looked up and noticed i was staring lovingly at her and she blushed    - we were together! im not sure if we ever got married but we def dated for a loooong time!    - callie got so shy about romance and relationship stuff, i was v patient w her tho and tried not to go out of her comfort zone    - i feel like me and callie went flying sometimes? like id attach her to me somehow and we’d go flying    - callie looooved tea, we’d have tea parties w rose and kanaya    - we went on a lot of double dates w kan and rose!

jane and jake memories:

   - jane was shorter than me, around rose’s height, and a big girl    - I think jane might’ve been asian?    - jake was the darkest of any of the kids, as was jade, I believe they were pacific islanders?    - jake and dirk got married    - i think jane was too busy w her business to worry about relationships tbh    - jake was vvvv closed off about his feelings, it took him forever to feel comfortable enough to talk about them

rose and kanaya memories:

   - rose was shorter than me with blonde hair and kinda chubby    - kan was v tall and lanky    - kanaya and rose got married, although I don’t think we went trickster mode afterwards like in canon    - me and callie went on double dates w them a lot    - we also all had tea parties together a lot    - rose was a really good singer but she didn’t like to show it off    - one time i was watching a movie and rose was sitting in front of me and i just played w her hair and we were so content    - I was rose’s mom figure but id sometimes slip up and call her mom, esp at first

dave and karkat memories:

   - dave liked to call me mom a lot, I liked it and embraced it    - i loved to tease dave when he went on dates w karkat bc he got so shy about it, he’d often invite other people on their dates bc he liked having people to fall back in just in case

if i didnt list any specific mems of u i still def would be pumped to find u!! i just havent had any mems yet!

some pics that look close to how I did:

art by vriskart!

art by lime-time!

art by salty-neon-oranges!

art by rox-art! this callie is also v familiar! (not sure about the jane thats why i cropped it!)

art by my potential dirk! the body type is v accurate! (even tho the description about dirk isnt >:( )

[tookatano]

Save Dirk Gently Challenge Day 2! - Favorite Side Character

I didn’t do day one..... because I did forget but also how can you even choose!! (Like even when I choose its still both of the Brotzman siblings- every time im like “its todd its obviously todd” my brain just follows it up with “but amanda tho....” i love both of them 2 much)

My fav side character is Tina Tevetino!!

I almost adore Tina more because I didn’t think I’d like her much when her character was first introduced (in some of the first promos), but she ended up being almost a natural part of the whole second season. It still kind of feels like she’s been there the whole time. 

There was nothing about Tina that didn’t feel completely and wholly real. From that good good bi representation, to the real actual representation of someone struggling with addiction, shes fantastic. Especially when it comes to how she and her addiction was handled-- the fact that she made jokes about it, had this light hearted attitude, but still was able to pull bob out of his trance through her own relationship with being in a dark, dazed place was truly fantastic. Normally all you get is edgy or troubled representation of people struggling with addiction, but this was something that didn’t push down her struggles, while still making her more than that. She’s more than everything she represents, and thats just a true testament to Max’s writing, and the whole team following suit.

There’s my love letter to all around good cop Deputy Tina Tevetino <3 

[twinfantasydogs]

Tag Meme

(tagged by @iantomckay)

Rules: Answer 30 questions, tag 20 blogs

Nicknames: Fran, Franny J, thot

Gender: Female

Sign : Gemini

Height: 5′2 (im short dont @ me)

Time: 10:12 PM (PST)

Birthday: June 7th

Fav bands: Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Brobecks, I Don’t Know How But They Found Me (i’m emo shhhh)

Fav solo artists: idk

Song stuck in my head: You’re Still a Mystery by Bleachers

Last movie I saw: I’m pretty sure it was the spanish dub of The Incredibles

Last show I watched: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When did I create my blog: idk sometime last year

What do I post: musicals, dirk gently’s holistic detective agency, brooklyn nine-nine

Last thing I Googled: ‘hombre’ 

Do I have any other blogs: yeah my sideblog sadexcuseforalife (it’s not active tho)

Do I get asks: not really but usually they’re asking for a bootleg or it’s from alex

Why did I chose my URL: I needed something BoM related and this is the first thing that came to mind

Following: 200-something

Followed by: 680-something

Average hours of sleep: like six or seven

Lucky number: 3

Instruments: Piano and marimba

What I am wearing: a forever 21 sweater and pajama pants

Dream job: i have no idea what i’m gonna do in the future

Dream trip: New York or somewhere in Asia like the Philippines

Fav food: mac & cheese??? idk

Nationality: Filipino :)

Fav song: I currently don’t have one bc i can never choose

Last book I read: The Game of Love and Death by Martha Brockenbrough

Top 3 fictional universes I wanna join: Harry Potter, a peaceful Wendimoor, and uh idk what else

People tagged: (sorry there probably won’t be 20 bc i only know like 5 ppl on this website) @moritzcracker @turnitoffwhizzer @my-cat-doesnt-like-you @kidswithgunns @billiemiketresavestheday @wafflenull @the-study-of-fandoms @runningfish19 @summer-in-underland @anxietyjams @wastaru

[wiihtigo]

For the ask thing do Persona 5, Homestuck (if you're into that still?), and/or Osomatsu

send me a fandom and ill tell u…

iill do em all cuz imfuckinh g powerful and im ready to sleep

Character I first fell in love with:

P5: RYUJI……. IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

OSO: ichimatsu

HS: dave strider! i was like. whadda cool guy

Character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 

P5: ANN! i didnt think much of her @ first but she ended up being my fav girl oh and shiho too !

OSO: KARAMATSU. I WAS BLIND TO HOW CUTE HE WAS IN TH TRAILERS BUT GOT BLOWN AWAY AT HOW AMAZING HE IS IN TH ANIME

HS: calliope. i love her

Character everyone loves but I don’t:

P5: ummm? no one i think.

OSO: IVE SEEN MORE  IYAMI FUCKERS THAN I SHOULVE AND IM…SWEATING AND SHAKING MY HEAD.

HS: bro strider doesnt deserve fans

Character I love but everyone else hates: 

P5: AAKECHI GORO….MY BEAUTIFUL DETECTIVE MAN.

OSO: not a lot of ppl like totoko but i think shes cute

HS: g..gamzee

Character I used to love but don’t any longer: 

P5: for like 2 seconds i was like maybe shido could be a good character in the aspect hes interesting and brings good conflict into the story. but i immediatly turned away bc no. non no no…..no thank u.

OSO: no one……

HS: cronus

Character I would kiss: 

P5: GORO AKECHI, RYUJI AND YUSUKE…EASILY…

OSO: Karamatsu, karamatsu, karamatsuuuu!!!!!!!!!

HS: HHHhhhhhgghhughhh…….umm…….fuckin……TEREZI I FORGOT ABOUT TEREZI ITS SO OBVIOUS IM SORRY I LOVE YOU

Character I want to slap: 

P5: kamoshida

OSO: osomatsu

HS: eridan

A pairing I love: 

P5: AKESHU..kitashu. pegoryu. I LOVE ANNSHIHO LOTS TOO THEYRE. LEGIT SOULMATES…..

OSO: karabita is cute

HS: davekat…..calliope x roxy and uhhhhh. rosemary

A pairing I hate:

P5: hey? thos ppl that ship akechi and his abusive dad? choke on my warm spit and suffocate

OSO: any blmatsu

HS: roxy x dirk is weak and blind to their obvious wlw and mlm solidarity friendship

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For that meme thing: john and Dirk?

a two for one deal... not doing hogwarts houses bc i dont know about those

John:

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type ((i mostly just think hes cute?)) | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bangbest quality: i have to choose? i like his weapons/powers a lotworst quality: hes the prankmaster and im proud of him but i dont like pranksship them with: uhh not really anyone.... im trying to think and i cant come up with anything i really like.brotp them with: all the beta kidsneeds to stay away from: ??? well 2 years ago i wouldve said vriska but they sort of made up and shes not a bad person but it still irks me how badly she treated him back then. im not anti-vriska tho shes cool. otherwise idkmisc. thoughts: hes my second favorite boy character and my fav scene was when he met with grimdarkrose in that castle, he had NO BUSINESS lookin that cute and makin me that SAD

Dirk:

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bangbest quality: REALLY SMARTworst quality: really dumbship them with: again im not sure....nothing really sticks out to mebrotp them with: roxy or dave?needs to stay away from: ?? again idkmisc. thoughts: when i first heard/read him i was really confused, like “...this is a STRIDER?”i expected him to be like dave, bc Strider, but then that turned out to be roxy. also fave scene is obviously the one where he gets decapitated to save all of his friends

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