#carlthetitan

[transbcyfriend]

🌲 🌿 🌠

pine 🌲 - what’s something you’ve had since you were a child?

a golden retriever plushie from toys r us, from 2001, named travel puppy -- i was 2 when i first got him, he’s well loved but not bung up, n in his left ear he’s got an actual flight attendant’s pin as an earring! he’s been to nearly every state in the country (plus canada), and one time he got lost in alaska! he did get home safe ofc tho, but he’s been Everywhere

overgrowth 🌿 - what’s a fact about yourself you’ve never had the opportunity to tell?

i’ve written 2 books before! they both fucking SUCK and never got published, but hey, i did it

fae 🌠 - what’s a fact about yourself that you don’t know how to explain?

i’ve never had a wrong tarot reading. dunno why! but every one i’ve ever done has come out correct (maybe not To A T, sometimes my deck is vague at me, but y’know)

[slannxe]

Couldn't find the pairing on my computer dash so mobile it is.

[transbcyfriend]

For the homestuck asky, EVERY question 🔫

CARL I OWE U MY MCFUCKIN LIFE

1. Do you have a chum handle? What does it mean?

i don’t! i mean i used to have pesterchum installed on my computer when i was like, 13, but i don’t remember SHIT of what it was. probably something embarrassing.

2. Is your username homestuck related/have you had one hs related?

my current one isn’t, but i used to have one w/ dirk in the title

3. Do you call your s/o a matesprit?

i … i haven’t heard of anyone doing this since middle school. nah

4. Do you call your best friend your moirail?

see answer to 3

5. Are you “kin” with any characters or commonly called a character?

answered!

6. God Tier?

knight of heart!

7. Do you make HS fanart?

i haven’t in a rlly long time, but i rlly want to! i’m thinking i’ll end up doing some soon for a late 4/13 pic

8. Do you make hs fanfiction?

don’t remind me i was just a kid

9. Do you roleplay homestuck? where and how often?

i used to! i rlly wanna do it again, but everyone i know who wants to rp hs just wanna do it for the smut :/

if i could get an rp partner who just wanted to for fun tho, i’d b down to try my hand at it again!

10. Do you cosplay homestuck characters? Who and where?

GOD DON’T REMIND ME

when i was but a wee lad i cosplayed as dave bc he was my fav, but that was it

i’d lov to cosplay the signless at some point tho, i like his design

11. Are you apart of ask blogs?

nope! i debated it, but i was never confident enough in my skills as rping a certain character outside of private rp

12. Are you in any homestuck groups?

nope!

13. Favorite character?

tbh i’d probably say dave, since he’s … the most relatable to me personally? that and i love his rambles when he just spouts some random shit and goes off on a billion tangents at once. i also rlly like karkat, roxy, kanaya, and mituna!

14. Least favorite character?

caliborn.

i can appreciate him as a character, but he’s…yeah. y’already know.

15. OTP?

i lov rosemary a hella lot, but i also like davekat!

16. NOTP?

…y’know that’s a good question. i don’t rlly think abt ships a lot, just homestuck as a story itself, so. never rlly thought abt it. i’m gonna have to mull that over.

17. BROTP?

nepeta/equius, hands down.

18. Do you want homestuck to just die already?

nah – it’s a rlly good story, tbh. sure it’s confusing if you don’t keep tabs on things and engross yourself in it, but it’s really well done.

19. Are you following up with hiveswap? Do you play? Watch YT videos?

i am! i mean i haven’t seen anything going on except for the troll reveals, but ye – i need to catch up on the playthrough i’m watching (jack’s). i’d play it myself, but i’m staying on a budget.

20. Tell us how homestuck has effected you in real life?

it’s made me really rewire how i go about telling my own stories, tbh – that and it made me rethink comics and how interesting they could be without being just “sunday funnies.” i grew up with shit like archie comics, nothing that really strung together (not to mention something as long as homestuck is), but it made me change my view on how good and serious one could be.

21. Have you met anyone through homestuck?

i have! i don’t know ‘em anymore, but they were a chill group.

22. Have you left the fandom before?

nah – i’m just kinda off to the side of the fandom in my own little bubble, i don’t really get too involved in discourse or w/e to rlly feel the need to leave

that and it’s had my interest for too long for me to leave

23. How many times have you read through it?

5! 3 times on my own, and 2 times reading it to other people.

24. Did you ever skip intermissions/dialog/animations?

god fuck no that’s extra content i could scarf down r u kidding

25. Opinions on the fandom?

i haven’t really mingled much with the fandom to really have an opinion on it – i remember when i was a kid it was really wild and people feared having the homestucks show up, but the people in the fandom seem to have calmed down, and i can fuck with that, so i tease the idea of mingling in. i probably won’t tho, i’ll prolly just stay on the fringes of it hangin in my own space.

26. Opinions on the comic?

get ready

the comic … is honestly, i mean considering it literature, the best piece i’ve ever read? the characters are all really diverse in their views and thoughts, every one of them have different aspects to them that make them unique (john being very aloof when he wants to be, dave’s rambles, rose’s entire personality aside from her interest in psychology, etc.), and they’re memorable in whatever they do. they have their own quirks, their interests, their morals and – i really like how the characters are into genuinely bad things. it’s not like “oh yeah this character likes x and x,” and the things they’re into are neutral or good in nature, it’ll be like, “oh yeah this character actually loves horrendously terrible movies,” and i can appreciate that.

that, and i like how they’re unaffected by “purity culture” – in a lot of media i see today, all of the characters are usually mad acceptable, but homestuck doesn’t really do that. like fuck, take caliborn and doc scratch, they’re hella problematic but i like that – having characters that aren’t acceptable, whose actions are…disgusting, really, but still portray them without having to spoonfeed the reader that they’re not okay. i think a lotta shit i see nowadays misses out by not having characters that have gross views and actions like those two.

i also really like how complex it is. like you get media that shows video games like sao (which don’t even get me started), and they’re…lacking, they’re not like how a real life game would be with all the little events within its code and all the sidequests and yada yada yada. they feel bland. but with homestuck, it’s rich, it’s interesting, there’s always something going on (and it’s limited in time). that and it’s concepts – the way it does its own version of rpg classes, its perma-death aspect, how the players can vastly change things with small actions in a butterfly effect, things like that.

i could go on, but i just really like the worldbuilding, characters, and story, it’s rlly good

27. Do you favor the trolls, humans, or carapaces?

i think i like the trolls the most, but the humans are a close second!

28. Favorite moment of all of homestuck?

either the penis ouija scene, [s] collide, or [s] game over

29. Least favorite moment of all of homestuck?

whenever there was a hiatus

but beside that, tbh there’s rlly no moment in the comic that i disliked!

30. Tell us a homestuck based story.

one time, i tried doing a fanventure.

i’m gonna stop that story there because it was embarrassing and i was an overexcited 15 year old.

31. How homestuck related is your blog?

not really? i reblog quite a bit of hs related content, but otherwise it’s just kinda here and there y’know

[transbcyfriend]

Every question for the ask meme

carolyn i mcfucking owe u my life bless u for indulging my need to overshare

1. Last kiss

a friend of mine. not gonna call him out tho.

2. Last phone call

mmmm @lazybones25

3. Last text message

also @lazybones25

4. Last song you listened to

me from the 1975! it inspires me when i write slam poetry it’s good

5. Last time you cried

uhhhhhh couple of days ago? only for like 5 seconds tho a wave of emotion just kinda happened and that was it and i was just kinda left there like “???”

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice

uh-huh

7. Been cheated on

mmm…don’t think i have actually! surprisingly.

8. Self harmed

skip, next question

9. Lost someone special

yeah

10. Been depressed

and still not diagnosed for it

11. Been drunk and threw up

no but i almost did once

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

12. had sex

do you count only things irl, or also online intimacy? bc if online counts, yes.

13. How many people have you had sex with this year?

just 1.

15. Made a new friend

yep!

17. Laughed until you cried

i have it was good

18. Met someone who changed you

mmmmm don’t think so

19. Found out who your true friends were

YEP

20. Found out someone was talking about you

UH-HUH

26. What did you do for your last Birthday

iiiiiiii remember going to outback steakhouse, and i tried not to let anyone know it was my birthday bc i knew they were going to do something stupid embarrassing. they found out. i was right. they forced me onto a saddle and sang a thing. i’m cringing just writing this

27. What time did you wake up today

about 12:30!

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for

may when i finally get to see @lazybones25 irl for the first time

30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time

last year arouuuuuuuund july/august! my parents and i go to new york every year in the late summer to visit my mom’s grandparents, and my half-brothers wanted to come see us, so.

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life

i wish i could see my bf already

32. What are you listening to right now

now i’m listening to 2yl from the front bottoms

33. When is the last time you had sex?

again, online stuff included? mmmm…about a week ago? about.

34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now

no one in particular! just ppl i’ve been salty with for a while now

35. Most visited webpage

oh what a surprise it’s tungle.hell

36. Favorite colour

most shades of blue and black are at a tie

37. Nicknames

vinny, altoid, mint, box, sans, ya boi, and thirsty bitch are among a few

38. Relationship Status

taken!

39. Zodiac sign

i’m an aries sun, aries moon, and pisces rising

40. Male or female

boys r us

41. Primary school

mmm not gonna say bc it’s a little too close to home 

42. Secondary School

same as above, little too close to where i am

43. High school/college

not gonna say the hs, but i do go to mesa community college!

44. Eye color

some say brown, some say hazel. more of a hazel-leaning brown imo. can’t see it in most circumstances, but if you’re super close to my face, you can see some other colors mixed in there like green ‘n whatnot.

46. Height

5′0″

47. Do you have a crush on someone

mhm ,, , he’s with me tho so i mean?? would that even Count

48. What do you like about yourself

i like my own creativeness when it’s a good thing – like the whole webcomic shit, that’s dope

49. Piercings

i have my left ear pierced twice, both next to each other in the lower dangly bit of cartilage – @carlthetitan was there!

50. Tattoos

not yet but there’s a few i want

51. Righty or lefty

i’m a righty

FIRSTS:

53. First piercing

my ear, only about a month ago

54. First best friend

@infinitelycastiel

55. First hookup

this one girl i knew in middle school named leah

56. First Bestfriend

u asked this already

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating

ramen

60. Drinking

milk

61. I’m about to

call customer service so i can get my tablet’s pen pressure to work

62. Listening to

be yourself by harrison storm

63. Waiting for

someone to get up so i can send a package in the mail

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids?

maybe – but it depends on how ready i am for it financially, if i’m raising a kid i’m gonna be sure they’re taken care of

65. Get married?

mmm…i can see it happening

66. Career

something with art or creative writing – not too sure yet

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes

lips – not only can you show affection with them, but you can get more info that way. eyes are the windows to the soul, yeah, but they can only get across so much. at least, with me.

68. Hugs or kisses

hugs – can’t get tired, you can even do it when you’re sleeping, body heat/warmth. should i go on?

69. Shorter or taller

shorter. not that there’s too many people my age or older that i know that are.

70. Older or Younger

older. idk – i like company from people that’re at least a couple of years ahead.

71. Romantic or spontaneous

romantic. i’m a sucker for sap.

72. Nice stomach or nice arms

nice arms!

73. Sensitive or loud

sensitive, hands down. good shit hhf–

74. Hook-up or relationship

relationship. i mean as fun as hook-ups are, i like stability and affection n shit

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger

i have!

77. Drank hard liquor

yep

78. Lost glasses/contacts

nope

79. Had sex

UH-HUH

80. Broken someone’s heart

next

82. Been arrested

nope thank god

83. Turned someone down

yep

84. Cried when someone died

who doesn’t?

85. Fallen for a friend

mmm…if there was a time i took the fall i don’t remember it

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself

i try to more often than not

87. Miracles

every so often, there is one, yeah

88. Love at first sight

idk – maybe? never happened to me, but y’know

89. Heaven

for other people? sure. for me? nah, i’m reincarnating

90. Santa Clause

nah

91. Kiss on the first date

i mean shit happens yeah?

92. Angels

maybe not in the metaphysical sense, but in a metaphorical sense yeah

93. How would you label yourself?

local goblin, queer, very gay, doggo worshiper

94. Someone You Pray Everyday For

i mean i hope @lazybones25 is doing ok literally the second i wake up to the time i go to bed everyday so does that count

95. Did you sing today

answered here

96. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most About

next question, out of my sight

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?

hm…i dunno! i mean it’s not like i can be seen by anyone or anything and risk even slightly altering the timeline, so…maybe to a few seconds ago or some shit.

98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For

@lazybones25 – his happiness and comfort, and generally just for things to go well

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?

yeah. but i mean – i’m here now, and i’m comfortable and happy, so it’s not as bad as i’ve been conditioned to think

100. Do you like the way you look?

i like to think i look decent

[transbcyfriend]

All the gay questions for the gays only asky

CARL I OWE U MY LIFE

1. describe your idea of a perfect date

answered!

2. whats your “type”

answered!

3. do you want kids?

i mean i’m not opposed to it, long as (at the time) i had the funds to care for them.

4. if you do, will you adopt or use some other form of child birth?

adoption, pls and thamk u

5. describe the cutest date you’ve ever been on

one time when i was younger i was taken to a roller rink and that was rlly fun. cutest one i can think of since all the rest were, Meh

6. describe your experience having sex for the first time (were you nervous? or was it easy peasy?)

OHO THIS IS A FUNNY ONE. before i even start, note that it was on labor day. ironic. but ye i was nervous at first, but it was surprisingly easy

7. are you a morning time gay or night time gay?

night time gay hands down

8. opinion on nap dates?

answered!

9. opinion on brown eyes?

i like how smooth and deep they feel – i like ‘em.

10. dog gay or cat gay?

DOG GAY, NO DOUBT ABT IT

11. would you ever date someone who owned rodents or reptiles?

answered!

12. whats a turn off you look for before you start officially dating someone

answered!

13. what is a misconception you had about lgb people before you realized you were one?

answered!

14. what is a piece of advice you would give to your younger self

answered!

15. (if attracted to more than one gender) do you have different “types” for different genders?

every cis girl i’ve ever dated has been kinda shy, every cis guy has been sort of the “”””protector”””” type, and everyone under the lgbt umbrella has been v sweet and gentle

16. who is an ex you regret?

this is too much tea to spill for a single post

17. night club gay or cafe gay?

cafe gay, i’m love me a cute little coffee shop

18. who is one person you would “go straight” for

answered!

19. video game gay, book gay, or movie gay?

answered!

20. favourite gay ship (canon or not)

mcfuckin UHHHHHH angus/greg from night in the woods, they’re adorable

21. favourite gay youtuber

y’know now that i think abt it every youtuber i watch is a straightie

22. have you ever unknowingly asked out a straight person?

ya but i didn’t kno i was trans at the time so shrug emoji

23. have you ever been in love?

ya

24. have you ever been heartbroken?

hm. don’t like this question. next

25. how do you determine if you want to be them or be with someone

i ask myself if i would b with them for the rest of my life, no matter the changes that happen to the person. if the answer is no, then there we go

26. favourite lgb musician/band

answered!

27. what is a piece of advice you have for young / baby gays

everything is gonna work out fine, but if u need to be closeted for w/e reason, b careful – i believe in u

28. are you out? if so how did you come out

i’m…kind of out? i have one foot in the closet and one foot out. like, i’m out at work and i’m out at school (at work i just asked for my actual name on my tag/i mention i have a boyf and that was that, at school every semester i just let my teachers know/also ramble about my boyf and it’s nbd), but. my mother is an evangelist and my father’s an aggressive alcoholic. yeah

29. what is the most uncomfortable / strange coming out experience you have

OKAY SO ONE TIME i was at work, ok, and the customer’s, this was like 7p at night, they see my nametag and they’re like “wait a minute. tell me abt that,” and i explained just y’know, matter of fact, “o i’m trans.” AND THEY ENDED UP ASKING ME A BUNCH OF RLLY WEIRD QUESTIONS LIKE “r u getting surgery?? what abt ur partner?? o, u 2 r gay????” and like i’m all abt answering ppl’s questions when they’re genuinely curious bc i’d rather them b informed, but like. i’m at work. this is awk

30. what is a piece of advice for people who may not be in a safe place to express their sexuality

do no harm but take no shit. keep ur stuff under wraps, but don’t try and b someone ur not.