#dionysius pjo

[maple-tree-hills]

Percy Jackson AU where instead of Poseidon being absent in Percy’s life, he helps raise him. But Percy doesn’t know his dad is Poseidon. He thinks Peter Johnson is a marine biologist and a fisherman who is frequently on long business trips for his job. Maybe Sally and Poseidon are divorced, and she marries Smelly Gabe or maybe they’re still together, who knows.

Just, instead of Percy being in anger at the gods for neglecting their children he’s in disbelief that his very normal father is Poseidon. They go on fishing trips together all the time and he dresses like a tacky Hawaiian tourist. Not a god. He refuses to believe this despite Grover being a satyr, and Mr. Brunner being a centaur.

I’m not sure if Percy should know all of the gods or not. Maybe he knows Mr. D already as Cousin Dexter. Cousin Dexter has shown up a couple of times in his life. He’s a devil for the drink and a known alcoholic, so why is he at this weird camp playing cards with Grover and Mr. Brunner? And they start talking about the gods and demigods again. And Mr. D calls him ‘mortal.’ And Percy’s like yeah, no Cousin Dexter has had a bit too much to drink despite the fact that he can’t smell any alcohol on him, and he’s only been drinking Diet Coke. Percy switches subjects as to why Mr. D isn’t drinking any alcohol. Apparently, his father won’t let him drink alcohol anymore and is forcing him to work at this summer camp. Percy is happy to hear this because at least someone isn’t having Cousin Dexter’s shit anymore.

Then they switch gears back into the conversion about gods existing and he’s sure Grover, or Mr. Brunner, or Mr. D will say sike, but none of them do. They all seriously believe in the gods. Well Percy is stubborn and won’t be convinced this easily.

And then he finds out that Hades stole the master bolt and has his mother, and he’s like uncle Hector? Uncle Hector is a god of the underworld? And he has my mother and stole Zeus’s lightning bolt? No way. Uncle Hector lives in LA and works at a music producing studio. He is not the god of the underworld. He is not Hades, this is insane and Percy does not appreciate being punked. He’ll admit some supernatural stuff is real because a minatur killed his mom, but being a demigod no way.

And they keep telling Percy about the family drama and he’s still in disbelief. All he knows about uncle Zane is that his father is not on good terms with him. There’s no way uncle Zane who his father HATES, who works in the Empire State Building is Zeus. There’s just no way.

And then he finds out about the Big Three and forbidden children thing. And he goes ‘That can’t be true uncle Hector has two kids: cousin Bianca and cousin Nico.’ And he just accidentally spoils to everyone that Hades has not kept his end of the pact about fathering more mortal children.

And then they’re on the road going through quests fighting against Alecto again, Echidna, and Medusa and Percy still can’t believe the gods are real.

It isn’t until he gets to the underworld that he starts believing. There seated on a dark throne surrounded by skeletons is Uncle Hector? Uncle Hector is actually Hades? He’s freaking out he’s never seen his uncle this way before. He’s terrifying and keeps demanding this Helm of Darkness thing in exchange for his mother. Where’s Nico he wants to hang out with his cousin?

And maybe Percy sasses him because what the heck uncle Hector sending furies after your nephew and holding your sister-in-law hostage and accusing your nephew of theft is not cool. And things for the most part will proceed like they do in the book for the most part. I could see Hades when he’s pretending to be a human behaving similarly to Jay Duplass’s portrayal of him in the TV show. Just a comical uncle who is most certainly not lord of the underworld.

(I’ve only seen the TV and I’ve almost finished the first book so far, but I do know Hades has two kids named Bianca and Nico)

[everythingwasalreadypicked]

SECOND CHAPTER SECOND CHAPTER!!!!

After some encouragement from his mother, Alabaster attends his first counselor meeting. No one is happy with this new development, perhaps except for Annabeth.

[fireflylies]

gaslighting small children since 750bc

[murasaki-cha]

I will always stand by the headcanon that Apollo willinglly becomes the next camp director after Dionysius' punishmen is over and insists on keeping his Lester Papadopoulos body and having the other campers and Chiron call him Lester instead of Apollo

I love it so so much you can take this headcanon form my cold boney withered dead hands!

[incorectpercyjackson]

Dionysus: Don’t you have class tomorrow?

Chiron, knocking back his fifth tequila shot: I’ll just show a video.

Dionysus: That’s why teachers show videos???

[lily-s-world]

Tumblr PJO besties, I'm curious about which cabin has more demigods. Mine is Zeus, by the way (I know he isn't the best but Thalia resonated with me a lot when I first read the series.)

[r-u-living]

HEADCANNON

As soon as the electric guitar came out Dionysius switched it to his instrument.

[urmom-richietozier1]

Ok so I'm really bored so I'm gonna tell everyone what PJO cabin each losers club member would be in

Bill denbrough- Cabin 6 / Athena

Stanley uris- Cabin 7 / Apollo

Richie tozier- Cabin 12/ Dionysius

Eddie Kaspbrak- Cabin 7/ Apollo

Beverly marsh- Cabin 10 / Aphrodite

Mike Halon- Cabin 9/ Hephaestus

Ben Hanscom- cabin 11/ Hermes

If there's anything I should change pls tell me bc this was difficult!!!!

[oifaaa]

You know by pure coincidence I ended up playing hades at the same time that I was reading trails of Apollo and I can't stop comparing how both properties portray the Greek gods especially dionysius bc hades is just so fucking horny for that guy while PJO makes you question how this god has any kids what so ever

[devotedlydeepeststrawberry]

Yo PJO fandom, tiktok and Tumblr spoiled so much to me so decided to read it just for context. I'm currently on the fourth book. However, I had to help my cousin with her Antigone homework and when I looked at the family tree, a scene in the third book chapter 19 just became so much funnier to me.

Why is this so funny, you ask?

According to the Antigone family tree, Dionysus is the son of Zeus and Semele.

Semele is technically a half-blood as she is the daughter of Cadmus and the goddess Harmonia. And who is this Harmonia you may ask? None other than the daughter of Ares and Aphrodite. (no clue how those two created harmony but still).

So, Ares is calling his own great grandson (and brother) an 'old drunk'.

[snowddeong]

Ryeji pjo AU where roman demigod Ryujin and Greek demigod Yeji have to work together to save big 3 kiddo Yuna from Zeus. They're exes.

[maple-tree-hills]

This is what Dionysius is like right? I've only read book 1.

Dionysius: I care about all the campers. -looks at smuggled writing on his hand- Peter Johnson, Annabelle Paste, Nick Angel, Lice Cast a Villian, Jaceon Pace, Talla Peace, Roger Undergrove, Claritin the Rules, Tiger Mr. Clean, Tank Tang, Theo Palpez, Pill Shoelaces, Ray Shell, and Haybell Levelcue.

[creative-caramel-coffee]

PJO HEADCANNON

Chiron sleeps in a party pony t-shirt that he got as a gag gift from Mr D one year. The campers have a series of theories about how he really got the shirt. Some say he was one of them. Some say he’s still an honorary member. Some say he’s there leader. Some say it’s fake. Some say he has a party side. But Nico knows the truth because he accidentally shadow travelled to Chiron’s room during a battle to get him and saw him in it with a big marker message on the back in Mr D’s handwriting saying “leave me alone I have more than 100 kids”

[mirigold-mayflowers]

Hera, @ her fucking limit, talking to Zeus:

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[readerconfused]

Me at 17 years old: i'm not going to continue the Percy Jackson saga anymore because i can't stand seeing the characters suffer anymore

PJO fandom for me at 23: did you know that *one of the saddest things i've read in my life*

i kinda understand Dionysius now

[cranberryjuice-posts]

I’m abt to post a new clarisse FIC but I just wanted to go on a rant abt this

SPOILERS FOR PJO

Clarisse and silena Were in love. Ive already made a post abt thhis before but I wanna just like elaborate

- “Clarisse is in love with Chris and silena is in love with Charles beckendorf”

Yes that’s true but have you ever noticed how differently clarisse treats female characters vrs male characters. She softer and while still a bitch not an actually shitty person to characters like for example annabeth, silena and more, in the sea of monsters she was concerned for annabeth after she broke her ribs but in the next line insulted Percy.

She is also seen countless times being kinder to annabeth in multiple different scenes while still be harsh to other male characters. She gets ruthless in the war meeting in the final book and all she said is “I apologize to only silena” or something like that. When have we ever seen clarisse apologize than to silena

- “clarisse went into the labyrinth to find Chris she loved him”

Clarisse went into the labyrinth to find Chris, the only reason for this was because he showed up to her house in Arizona. She felt responsible to get him back from camp. She also helped nurse him back to sanity until Dionysius could help.

Clarisse felt responsible for Chris, that’s why and she can still love him platonically. That’s how I’ve always viewed their relationship was them being platonic.

- “silena and clarisse Were Just good friends that’s it”

Clarisse and silena Are direct parallels to Achilles and Patroclus, two characters in the Iliad who are very clearly lovers.

I Said it once I’ll say it again, Rick most likely didn’t think about making both girls the parallels to the myth until he was already writing the book. If he had decided on that way before I firmly believe he would of made them both together

But I would also like to add his books came out in the early 2000’s the last Olympian coming out in 2009 and queer represantion wasn’t as “common” as it is now. With Disney also being his publisher he was probably hesitant to even introduce a gay character in his books let alone two sapphic women.

Yes we started to see change for queer identies in the early 2000’s we also have to still think that again Disney is ricks publisher, even Disney didn’t really start being more accepting of LGBTQ+ identies until recently.

- “well if all that’s true why didn’t Rick just make them in love in the final book”

I Just explained why above but also he had already written their relationships out, silena and beckendorf in the demigod diaries or which ever one it was and clarisse and Chris in the battle of the labyrinth.

He can’t just go back and completely rewrite the cannon relationships he has set without it being weird.

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In the end even actors like Dior who plays clarisse says that her character and silena will have a more sapphic relationship and with the show coming out now and with season 2 being announced, Rick having cannon gay characters a whole book about nico and will who are to young men in a relationship going through Tartarus, I belive Rick will make silena and clarisse have a more romantic relationship compared to the books.

Also we’re going to be seeing a lot of change anyways, Rick wrote these books YEARS ago and of course like any artist you will critique your old work. So again I hope we see a more developed and romantic relationship between silena and clarisse especially since Clarisse is very much a lesbian coded character

That’s it Ty for coming to my Ted talk 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩