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I don't care how disorganised and chaotic this is I wanna see how many y'all get
I will unironically draw a blorbo of your choice holding a trophy with you if you get a bingo on this one.
Btw you can't just tick 'em all y'gotta watch the stuff the characters from first.
#character bingo#good fucking luck#dimension 404#dorohedoro#deltarune#fnaf#dreams of an insomniac#I ain't tagging it all
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you should see me in a crown - latest artwork
#tati gabrielle#chilling adventures of sabrina#prudence blackwood#prudence#prudence night#Tatiana Gabrielle Hobson#To Stay the Sword#K.C. Undercover#The 100#Dimension 404#The Emoji Movie#Freakish#The Owl House#You#Uncharted#Kaleidoscope#Batman: The Doom That Came to Gotham#The Last of Us#The Supremes at Earl's All-You-Can-Eat#Mortal Kombat 2
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Dimension 404: primeira temporada (2017)
Ainda não havia escrito nenhum texto aqui sobre algo que não gostei. Mas depois de conferir a primeira temporada de Dimension 404, sinto que é quase um serviço de utilidade pública alertar as pessoas sobre essa série que está querendo fazer as vezes de parente próxima de Black Mirror. Talvez seja um primo pobre de quinto grau. Depois de conferir a incrível primeira temporada de The Handmaid’s…
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#Ação#Além da Imaginação#Antologia#Black Mirror#Comédia#Dimension 404#Ficção Científica#Hulu#Lea Michele#Robert Buckley#Séries#Seriados#Televisão#TV#Twilight Zone
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Just wanted to let everyone know that the slideshow for my story structure class opened with a Brennan Lee Mulligan quote
#yes i go to art school#yes it is a great time#brennan lee mulligan#d20#dimension 20#dimension twenty#dungeons and dragons#college#dnd#also yes multiple of us went nuts LMAOGJR#404
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(NEUROTRANSMISSION)
#i am sad#5th dimension#cybernetics#space#love and other drugs#acid#23#404#5#5D#inner#beauty boy#other#cyber#night#Vision#green
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Your inner thigh can get as much as you want. I've also heard the waistline can be sensitive to toothbrushes😈
😳🙈 asdfghjkl are you TRYING to make a giggly blushy mess out of me? bc you're doing a very VERY good job of that, anon! 😤
#aaaaa oml inner thigh and waistline twords???#id be in a whole other dimension from those two being tworded at the same time 🙈#tickling#bun.exe has stopped#tickle tease#how to fluster bun 101#error 404: bun's ability to can not found#thanks for the ask!#anon
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Here is a Minecraft deities/entities list I have created for myself but that I tought might help out others so I am putting it here... It's a mix canon headcanons, theories and interpretations so everyone is free to disagree with stuff, also keep in mind I am not into all these series so I am not an expert and a lot of these was made through research.
Creation deities and fundamental concepts of the universe:
Mojang/Minecraft/Microsoft - triple faced embodyiment of existance.
Hatsume Miku - canon creator of Minecraft apparently.
Clara - goddess of space.
Wendarr The Timekeeper - god of time.
Sad ist - goddess of lore (not canon but I find it funny so I am keeping it here).
Joehills - as Joehills, also a Joehills.
Molympus Slimecicle - God of magic, enchanting and crafting.
Molympus Condi - god of dimensions.
Light associated deities:
Jeb - creator and god of colours, probably inventor of light.
Aeor - reindeer deity of light and good.
BdoubleO - as god of the sun, possibly a god of rulers (he is the kingmaker after all).
Darkness associated deities:
Exor - god of darkness and evil.
The World Historian - god of the void.
Null - god of emptyness, the lack of existance.
Life/nature/earth deities:
Prime - goddess of Life and possibly Fortune.
Velara The Benevolent - goddess of health, healing, regeneration, possibly growth.
PearleascentMoon/Santa Perla - goddess of agricolture and fertility, possibly goddess of the moon. (Agricultural cycles used to be measured using the moon cycle in the past so not too unlikely).
The Goat goddess (the perimeter one)- mostly a goddess of redstone but also goddess of tomatoes and fertility.
Molympus Grizzly - god of nature and tools.
Molympus Blitzy - god of mobs and animals.
Death/rebirth gods and entities:
Kristin - goddess of death and depending on interpretation the afterlife.
PhilZa - The angel of death.
Foolish - as the totem god of undying, is also a sky god and a sea god.
Lady Irene - I am not sure exactly about her domain but I am putting her here because it fits the themes.
Shad the destroyer - could have put him with the chaos gods but this feels like a better placement.
XD - as the god of Limbo, is also the main dsmp god and possibly a god of dreams.
Chaos gods:
Dianite - god of chaos and the Nether, also a god of trade and thievery.
Entity 404 - entity of pandemonium, somewhere between god and demon.
The blood god - pretty self explanatory.
Idona the malevolent - goddess of conflict and war or murder(?). Possibly a goddess of retribution like Nemesis in greek mythology.
Drista - goddess of mischief, pranks and levity (I think?).
The egg - who tought to create a sentient parasitic red egg is either a genius or insane lmao.
Herobrine - as creator/entity/deity of monsters, also possibly a god of mist.
Sky and water deities:
Jimmy - as demigod of rivers, possibly also a Listener.
Axolotl Lizzy - demigoddess of the ocean.
S2 Joel - god of the sky.
The Sky Gods (Wilbur Soot random items videos)
Foolish - as a sea and a sky god, also totem god of undying.
Herobrine - as possibly the god of mist, also creator/entity/deity of monsters.
Order gods:
Mianite - god of order, law and the Overworld.
BdoubleO - as possibly the god of rulership, also sun god.
Cucurucho - as rule enforcer entity...thing, also Qsmp entity.
Neutral gods and entities:
Ianite: Goddess of balance and the end.
Gray forester: Grayscale entity.
Tenos The Omniscient- god of experience, knowledge and wisdom.
Eldritch gods:
Grian - Watcher.
Martyn - Listener.
Jimmy - as possibly a Listener, also a demigod of rivers.
Joehills - as Joehills, also a Joehills.
Server gods and entities:
XD - as main god of the dsmp, also god of Limbo and possibly a god of dreams.
Callahan - minor dsmp deity.
Tubbo - main god of the Bear smp.
Cucurucho and Other Qsmp entities.
#hermitblr#grian#hermitcraft#traffic smp#watchers#Mianite#Mystreet#charlie slimecicle#dream smp#dream xd#Qsmp
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newly rewritten pikmin wraith headcanons because one theory being confirmed completely destroyed what I had
obligatory disclaimer that this is not canon nor a theory, this is my interpretation and also my pikmin au (but everyone is welcome to use my headcanons 👍)
note that the following are ocs: thermo wraith, the mudwraiths, the ghoulid classification, phantoms, and (technically) the revenant
wraith types
there are two types of wraiths: wraiths without a core and wraiths with a core. (as all wraiths are liquid, each type has two subtypes, cold wraiths and hot wraiths. this only has to do with what a wraith's body is made of. both the waterwraith and plasm wraith are cold wraiths.) coreless wraiths originate from beyond pnf-404 in meteorites, while wraiths with cores originate from pnf-404 itself.
what are wraiths?
all wraiths are souls of sapient beings trapped inside liquids. these souls can never move on to the afterlife as being trapped inside a liquid for hundreds of years corroded them beyond recognition.
wraiths with cores are specifically human souls, and the core is the soul itself as well as the memories from its past life. there are two notable artificial wraiths with cores, those being the plasm wraith and the thermo wraith.
coreless wraiths are souls from alien races that are not humans.
wait, artificial wraiths? how is that possible?
pnf-404, once known as earth, became a living being countless years in the past. the resident humans did not leave the planet for about a hundred years after this apocalyptic incident occurred until the planet was too unstable to be fit for living. this gave human scientists a long time to experiment with the new lifeforms and new laws of nature.
why there are multiple waterwraiths (and mudwraiths)
a giant meteor containing countless trapped souls due to a bizarre mining accident broke up near pnf-404 and the pieces fell to the planet's surface, one by one. as the meteor was full of water, all those souls became multiple waterwraiths.
upon landing, the waterwraiths were significantly weaker than the ones seen ingame, only having a physical form that is easy to destroy. some of these wraiths had their bodies destroyed and were able to go to the afterlife- but due to their souls being corroded they were swiftly rejected and were sent back to the mortal realm, where they gained an odd, invulnerable form. however, they are not entirely stable and gravitational waves will make them temporarily revert to their former form. interestingly, when this body is destroyed too, the cycle will only continue.
mudwraiths are waterwraiths that landed recently enough to have not experienced having their body destroyed (or they may have landed longer ago but got very lucky and avoided danger). they cover themselves in mud or another substance as armour of sorts for protection. interestingly, they outnumber the "reborn" waterwraiths by a vast amount, yet they are seldom seen as they are anxious, shy, and nocturnal.
do ghoulids still exist?
yes! this is just a classification given to all creatures that are not organic/biological (with the exception of glow pikmin and the mechanical creatures, such as man-at-legs).
what about the phantoms?
phantoms are the supernatural equivalent of convergent evolution. they are almost the same as they were (before my headcanons had to change) and have no connection to wraiths, other than being coincidentally similar to wraiths with cores.
phantoms originate from another dimension. they are not trapped souls, but some theorize they may be reincarnations of otherworldly beings. nobody has a single clue as to why they can be found on pnf-404 in the first place, and the phantoms themselves don't seem to know either.
what about the revenant?
pnf-404 will still be considered the revenant until there's more canon information revealed.
wraith cores and "wraithstuff"
wraiths with cores are notably stronger than coreless wraiths due to their ability to regenerate; their bodies are impossible to destroy. the core, while being the soul and memories of the wraith, constantly generates a substance known as "wraithstuff". this substance is an extension of the core and is bound to the liquid that makes up the wraith's body.
in coreless wraiths, "wraithstuff" is the soul itself.
glow pikmin, glow sap, and what they have to do with wraiths
glow pikmin are extremely similar to wraiths. their bodies consist of glow sap with a pikmin soul within, yet they retain some features of still-living pikmin such as eyes and a stem. they are able to fuse their bodies together into an amorphous ball to perform a powerful attack known as a glowmob. however, despite the similarities, glow pikmin are not wraiths.
glow sap affects wraiths differently than organic beings. while it is still unknown what exactly happens, being touched by glow sap makes all wraiths react as if it causes them physical pain. wraiths avoid glow sap whenever possible due to this.
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1. Went through and looked all all your broms babes art. It's so good what the hell!!! I love them so much!!
2. Pls pls pls, tell me your headcanons for them pls?
Thank you, I was serious when I said I'd draw those three for all eternity 💞
And of course, here's some. Sorry in advance to Sean and Sinead, I hope we're still friends even after I butcher your boys with my headcanons, lol /j
Born and raised in Sleepy Hollow (like pretty much every other character). Known each other and Brom since they were kids
Come from rich families, at least Cal does (how many yachts does he/his family have? Another Sleepy Hollow mystery)
Never really matured, love partying but are trying to be more responsible
Highly educated surprisingly, tho I'm sure this is canon. Still really big himbos
Never saw the need to leave Sleepy Hollow due to family wealth and their brotherly bond with each other and Brom
Kind of a nuisance in town, having burned a literal bridge and them having random keg stands anywhere and at anytime of the day, but no one can really be mad at them since they do a lot of community service and love helping businesses for free. They enjoy delivering packages and groceries the most
The reason they do a lot of community service is also because they don't have jobs and live rent free with Brom. I like to think Matilda knew they were a packaged deal when their relationship got real. But again, they love helping a lot, especially in Matilda's shop
They aren't great at helping tho, but they're doing their best (one of them probably spent a day as a frog on accident once when in Matilda's shop)
Cal's hobby is hair styling and he does everyone's hair. He bleaches Blair's hair and constantly tries to do things to Tripp's. Blair's the one who chooses everyone's outfits and is very vocal when clothes get dirty. They make sure Brom looks fabulous when leaving for work.
Tripp ends up being an "unwilling" test subject for their hair/clothing projects. What's his hobby? Art, because I said so
Tripp also is the most dramatic of the three. Will start crying over littlest things
Cal's the smartest
Blair's 404 the most
They and Brom share clothing (you can see this actually happen if you watch Headless. I think it was for not having enough costumes?)
They have an actual Babes HQ at Brom's house (which I call The Van Brunt Manor in my head. Brom's family is probably rich too tbh, considering his family is one of the oldest in Sleepy Hollow)
Before the Babesteries they did a ghost hunting show. They adventured into the Storms Inn trying to find evidence of ghosts, but Lucretia found them and locked them in the attic, scaring them for weeks. They're the reason Brom goes around telling everyone the place is haunted
Actually, Lucretia locks them in the attic a lot. Babes do Babes things a fair amount at the Storms Inn
On days when they're not doing any free labour in town, at least one of them goes to work with Brom. They're either with each other or with Brom 24/7 (this is why they're allowed into the Autumn Gala, because Brom begs Baltus)
They're also probably prohibited from entering the school because they're not actually faculty, but it never stops them
What do they do at school? Help Brom teach. They're not great
They like to pretend Van Brunt/Bones is their last name. After Brom and Matilda's wedding, they changed it to Bishop-Bones
They consider Verla their sister and gave her a Babes makeover
They got sent into a nightmare dimension for that for a couple of minutes
No, they don't remember anything that happened
Gave Brom black Sperry's as a wedding gift. He most likely wore them to their do over wedding
That's what my brain allows me to think at the moment. I definitely have more, lol. Thanks for letting me ramble, I love the Babes a lot, like seriously 😭🐓🐓🐓 I'm so glad we have the Babesteries so we got to know more about them
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incorrect quotes but it's only Thalia
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like thalia* thalia: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
thalia: My expectations were low but holy fuck.
thalia:no problemo!
thalia, internally: But it was all problemo.
thalia: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other. *later, in a barfight*
thalia: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*
thalia: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.
thalia: *gets set on fire and screams in agony* thalia: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
thalia: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.
thalia: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood. thalia: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404". thalia: And I actually laughed out loud.
thalia: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person.
the seven:
thalia: No you’re not, thalia! We still love you, thalia!
thalia: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.
thalia: All of your existences are confusing. .The Seven: How so? .thalia: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
thalia: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
thalia: Yeah I'm LGBT. cuLt leader. Gods hate me personally. cowBoy hat. *sniffles* Trying my best.
thalia, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.
thalia: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths. Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.
thalia: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany! thalia, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.
thalia: get in loser! we're committing vehicular manslaughter!!
thalia: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.
thalia: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
#pjo#hoo#toa#thalia grace#tsats#heros of olympus#jason grace#piper mclean#annabeth chase#percy jackson#toa incorrect quotes#pjo incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#hoo incorrect quotes#hunters of artemis
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B.O.B doodles
#my art shit#doodles#dimension 404#dimension 404 bob#tag's my art diary at this point#look at my poor sad boyo tho#I wanna give him a million hugs for this
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earthbound future au where ness loses his access to pk rockin bc its pk love but the memories and feels he fueled it with is of pokey and he DEFINITELY feels different about him now, so he has to go on another journey of self discovery to recover his abilities and save da world.
pikmin au where main character who crashes into pnf 404 is unable to locate any onions and decides the best way to survive the planet is throwing themself at bulborbs and herding them and taming them like oatchi with extra steps.
kirby au where daroach leads a heist on dedede gone wrong and manages to steal dmks sword from meta knight, who confiscated it because dmk is in the fuck you dimension. sword is sentient just like galaxia and believed they were unsafe with both mk and dmk and thinks daroach saved its life, making daroach its rightful owner.
things i want to write but spectrum brain says doing things i don’t wanna is literally exactly like the saw trap
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Reactions to Nintendo Direct
Pikmin 4
Olimar: Ah, I wish I were there. It has been quite some time since I’ve had a good treasure hunt and catalogued the creatures of PNF-404. Maybe I should dust off the spacesuit and take a trip?
Samus: Weren’t you kidnapped by some crazy goo monster that wanted to be your mom?
Olimar: Inevitabilities of the experience, it’s all things you have to live with when you’re an explorer.
Samus: Amen to that.
Splatoon 3 DLC - Inkopolis
Callie: Woohoo, Inkopolis Pla-za!
Marie: It has been a while since we’ve been back there. I honestly thought Jelonzo was dead.
Callie: And Sheldon had kids. I don’t know what to feel about that but the excitement of everything else is leaking into that opinion.
Marie: I think it’s a Tom Nook situation. I don’t think Sheldon would ever kiss another woman, let alone have kids.
Splatoon 3 DLC - Side Order
Callie: …
Marie: …
Callie: … Is that what happens when lesbians get divorced? Inkopolis gets zapped into a hell dimension?
Marie: … I don’t know. But something tells me we’re going to have to invite those two to group therapy now.
Kirby’s Return to Dreamland - Magolor
King Dedede: Serves that egghead right. All of us had to go through at least one alternate universe to start being good people, and he ain’t gonna be an exception.
Kirby: I hope he wins. I like Magolor, even if he betrayed us and tried to conquer the universe.
Bandana Waddle Dee: That and Merry Magoland is a boon to the local economy. Plus he technically already won. If he were to lose, that would cause a time paradox in our universes timeline that would resonate-
Metroid Prime Remastered
Samus: Finally, Metroid Prime fou- wait. This is the first one. Well, I said I would dress up as a clown if I lost. May as well go catch my next bounty as one.
Tears of the Kingdom
Samus: Well at least you got a release date finally. And the game looks gre- hey, where are you going?
Link: Didn’t you see me drive that car thing? That means I’m going to be making vehicles, and if that happens, I need to go and get forklift certified. For the sake of Hyrule.
Samus: I completely understand.
And finally, Silksong
Luigi: Oh yeah, Silksong!
There is no Silksong.
Luigi breaks down into tears.
#incorrect quotes#smash bros#submission#incorrect super smash bros#super smash bros#Nintendo#Nintendo Direct#Olimar#Samus#Callie#Marie#King Dedede#Kirby#Bandana Waddle Dee#Link#Luigi#Metroid#Spaltoon#Super Mario#Kirby Series#Legend of Zelda#Tears of the Kingdom
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voidline except its a spideypool au
infodump about this au below⬇⬇⬇
the way they meet is similar to the way they meet in normal 404 lore except this time instead of offline accidentally crashing a concert he instead crashes through a crime scene that void was in the middle of investigating. instead of void falling for offline quickly its offline immediately falling for him and getting super clingy. at first void hated it but after offline saves his ass multiple times in one night he kinda learns to tolerate offline.
offline does kill in this au, his love for killing stemming from the arsenal game but after """"the accident""" he becomes a merc and his mind is so messed up he sometimes believes the people he kills will just respawn so its okay
void and offfline have the normal spiderman and deadpool powers, except void also has the abilities he has in the mod (like floating and being able to bring people into his little pocket dimension like in singularity, except he has to be "all consuming void" for that to happen), and offline's regenerative abilities are much faster than normal deadpool's since he's a roblox character, and he doesnt have to respawn back in roblox when he dies
Void got bit by the radioactive spider right after one of his concerts while he was backstage. Void is also still a popstar but now has to do less shows because of his new job as spiderman. in this au starbreak is void's "guy in the chair"
offline has the two voices in his head, except instead of them being "yellow and white" they're "purple and black"
they're just basically regular spideypool except void's less quippy and more serious than peter and offline gets a lot more defensive about void (which void eventually finds a bit charming but tries to help him calm down)
void's name in this au is "Nova-Spider" and offline's name is "flatline"
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Foot Clan incorrect quotes pt 2
Turns out I was bothered
Anton: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Xever: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
Tiger Claw: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for. Tiger Claw: *dumps 3 shopping bags of vodka on the table* Ivan: ...Thanks.
Xever: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
Anton: Ivan, do you love me? Ivan: Of course I do! Anton: Would you still love me if I did something bad? Ivan: Well, of course I… would… Anton: I mean something really, really— Ivan: Anton, what did you do?
Anton: So, Baxter is late today. Anyone wanna bet why? Anton: I say they slipped through the subway grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man. Ivan: I don't know about that...I think either their alarm clock didn't go off, or they're in line at the bank. Chris: Take this more seriously! Baxter was clearly taken in their sleep! Tiger Claw: I bet they tucked themselves into the bed too tightly and got stuck. Xever: Maybe they fell into another dimension where they're more interesting...? *Baxter arrives* Baxter: Sorry I'm late - there was a problem at the bank. Ivan, clapping their hands in excitement:HOT DAMN!
Anton: I put the pun in punishment. Tiger Claw: I put the top in unstoppable. Baxter: I put the cute in execute. Xever: I put the sexy in dyslexia. Chris: I put the ass in class. Ivan: I put the D in Anton.
Ivan: I like your top, Xever! Chris: I have a name, you know. Xever: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.
Tiger Claw: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
Baxter: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood. Baxter: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404". Baxter: And I actually laughed out loud.
Baxter: Time sensitive question how flirt boy. Xever: Throw rocks at he. Chris: Hot Dogs. Tiger Claw: Kill him. Baxter: Thanks guys.
Tiger Claw: We call that a traumatic experience. Tiger Claw, turning to Anton: Not a "bruh moment". Tiger Claw, turning to Ivan: Not "sadge". Tiger Claw, turning to Xever: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Ivan: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka. Ivan: *upends the bottle*
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Tiger Claw: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Baxter: ...I did. I broke it. Tiger Claw: No. No you didn't. Chris? Chris: Don't look at me. Look at Xever. Xever: What?! I didn't break it. Chris: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Xever: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Chris: Suspicious. Xever: No, it's not! Ivan: If it matters, probably not, but Anton was the last one to use it. Anton: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Ivan: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Anton: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ivan! Baxter: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Tiger Claw. Tiger Claw: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Ivan: Tiger Claw... Chris’s been awfully quiet. Chris: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Tiger Claw, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Tiger Claw: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Tiger Claw: Tiger Claw: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Ivan: Regular soda is too sweet! Anton: Diet soda has a weird after taste! Ivan: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY! Anton: It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda! Ivan: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink! Anton: I'm going to physically attack you. Ivan: Which is better, Tiger Claw? Tiger Claw: Oh, I usually drink water! Anton: Wha- NO! Ivan: DISGUSTING!
Chris: You know you can die from that, right? Ivan: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point. Xever: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up. Baxter: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*
Baxter: You know, Anton, when you generalize, you tell general… lies. Anton: … Anton: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.
TC: Who do we know that has handcuffs? Anton: Well Ivan and I- Ivan: *elbows Anton* Anton: ...wouldn't know.
TC: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!
Anton, bursting into the room: You two are having sex! Xever, not looking up from their book:Really? Chris, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
Chris, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like? Ivan: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside* Baxter: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside* Anton: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple* Chris: I hate all of you.
Anton: Ivan and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us. TC: What did you do? Anton: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and- Ivan: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?
Chris: Is it still visible? Where Xever slapped me? Ivan: Your face looks like a don't walk signal. TC: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box. Baxter: A palm reader could tell Xever's future by looking at your face. Anton: The phrase 'talk to teh hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face. Chris: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.
Anton: What are you planning to do? Chris: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!
Anton: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Chris: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Xever: I recorded the dumb stuff. Ivan: I joined you in the dumb stuff. TC: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Baxter: *tapping fingers on table* Anton: *taps fingers back furiously* Xever: …What’s going on? Ivan: Morse code. They’re talking. Baxter: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … - Anton: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Ivan: What are you getting Xever for the holidays? Chris: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet. Baxter: I'm getting Xever a divorce lawyer.
#tigerclaw#baxter stockman#xever montes#fishface#chris bradford#rahzar#ivan steranko#rocksteady#anton zeck#bebop#bopsteady#royal weenies#dogfish#xeverford#foot clan#tmnt 2012
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So does Margo actually need a gizmo? Her avatar is virtual and supported by like tech and inter dimensional connections. Would she just like dissipate and be unable to interact like a 404 error or lost signal or would she glitch out in her home dimension?
#things I was thinking about cause her avatar has a spider sense#but like that’s not her actual physical body#margo kess#spider byte#atsv#across the spiderverse#spiderverse
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